Chapter 29 The twenty-ninth chapter of the slut saint

Shen Lang was staring at Mrs. Wang, his lazy, unrestrained and slightly sarcastic smile gradually appeared on the corner of his mouth.He smiled and said, "Do you really want to marry me?" Mrs. Wang said: "Of course it is true, you..." Shen Lang said: "Okay." The word "good" was really like a thunderbolt struck in mid-air, it made Panda'er, Zhu Qiqi and Wang Lianhua dizzy and their bodies went limp. Mrs. Wang couldn't help being startled, and said, "You really promised me?" Shen Lang smiled and said: "Of course it is true. Marriage is such a big deal, how can it be a joke?"

Mrs. Wang also stared at Shen Lang, and her charming, charming and slightly charming smile gradually appeared on the corner of her mouth.She smiled and said, "I want to ask you another question." Shen Lang smiled and said: "Now you can do anything to me, let alone ask a question." Mrs. Wang said: "Although I knew you would agree, I didn't expect you to agree so quickly...you...what is this for? Can you tell me?" Shen Lang raised his chopsticks, picked up a shrimp ball, and said with a smile: "I just want Wang Lianhua to be my son, and I will agree, not to mention, you..." Looking at Mrs. Wang with a smile, his hand suddenly One move—the chopsticks held the shrimp ball, and it flew out like a meteor, flying to the small hole where Wang Lianhua's eyes were close together, and passed through the hole.

Wang Lianhua was already stunned, and never thought of such a move, how could she dodge it, the whole shrimp ball hit him in the face, making him into a three-faced face. Shen Lang laughed loudly: "Wang Lianhua, have you seen enough? Now that I am your father, why don't you come out?" Mrs. Wang said with a smile: "I know this cannot be hidden from you." Shen Lang said with a smile: "You simply want me to know that they are eavesdropping and peeking... I know that there are people eavesdropping, so I should be more cautious when speaking, and I can't change what I promised you."

Mrs. Wang smiled charmingly: "You know, I just want you to say these words in front of that Miss Zhu, then she can give up on you from now on." She put on her clothes, and said with a smile: "It's just that the cat's eyes are cheap." Shen Lang laughed loudly and said: "If you are willing to turn around, his advantage will be even greater." Mrs. Wang smiled coquettishly: "Anyway, I already regard him as my son, so it doesn't matter if I let him look at my mother's back. Besides, I'm still sitting." Shen Lang said: "Now, can we let them come out?"

Mrs. Wang said softly: "Who would dare not agree to what you said." She stepped lightly on the ground, and the wall suddenly parted from the middle and shrank back to the sides without making any sound. Then, Shen Lang saw Panda Er and Zhu Qiqi. Panda with an angry face, and Zhu Qiqi with tears all over his face. Naturally, there is also Wang Lianhua. He was wiping his face with a scarf.The embarrassment and embarrassment on his face, if he is willing to show it to those who hate him, those people are willing to see it as pants. Zhu Qiqi staggered and walked towards Shen Lang step by step.Although she couldn't speak, the grief and resentment in her eyes were worth a thousand words.

Panda's body also wobbled, and he also walked towards Shen Lang step by step.He bared his teeth, as if he wanted to eat Shen Lang in one bite. Mrs. Wang raised her palm lightly and said with a smile, "Please sit down, both of you." Zhu Qiqi and Panda'er felt that their waists seemed to be numb, they couldn't help but sat down, they couldn't stand up anymore, but they still stared at Shen Lang. Shen Lang smiled and said, "Brother Lianhua, please come and sit down, how about?" Mrs. Wang smiled and said, "Well... what time is it now, and you still call him Brother Lianhua?"

Shen Lang said: "What should I call him?" Mrs. Wang rolled her eyes, and said with a charming smile, "Hua'er, come and see uncle." Shen Lang murmured with a smile: "Uncle... It's okay to be an uncle for a while..." I saw Wang Lianhua walking over step by step. What his face looks like, that is something others can imagine without saying it. Shen Lang said with a smile: "For the time being, there is no need to kowtow, just a bow is enough." Wang Lianhua stood there, as if she wanted to get under the table.If the panda wasn't full of anger, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Mrs. Wang raised her face and said, "Did you hear Uncle Shen's words?" Wang Lianhua said: "I...I..." Finally bowed and saluted.It didn't look like he was saluting like that, but it looked like someone had punched him hard in the stomach. Shen Lang looked at him and said with a slight smile: "Nephew must be very regretful at this moment, regretting why he didn't kill me earlier, right?" Wang Lianhua blushed and said, "I...I..." Mrs. Wang said with a coquettish smile: "He is still a child, why do you bother to have the same knowledge as him, please forgive him..."

Shen Lang laughed loudly and said: "I begged him to forgive me the day before, but today someone begged me to forgive him. If I don't marry a wife like you, how can I do this?" Wang Lianhua also suddenly laughed, and said with a slight smile: "Uncle Shen, you are deliberately trying to make my nephew angry, so as to secretly destroy this marriage..." He smiled and said: "Uncle Shen, you are wrong, my nephew will not be angry. My nephew calling you Uncle Shen today is certainly willing, and calling your father in the future is also very happy... My mother can marry Shen With a talent like uncle, my nephew is too late to be happy, so he will never be angry."

Mrs. Wang giggled and said, "Good boy, this is a good boy." Shen Lang also laughed out loud and said: "Sure enough, he is a good boy. With such a mother and such a child, it would be a strange thing if he didn't turn the world upside down." Although he was as happy as Mrs. Wang smiling on his face, he couldn't help sighing secretly: "Wang Lianhua, what a Wang Lianhua, you really have two tricks..." Now, only Shen Lang, Mrs. Wang and Wang Lianhua were left in the house - Mrs. Wang only gave a slight wink, and someone took Zhu Qiqi and Panda away. Although the two of them could not speak, their silent anger was more terrifying than anyone's roar in the world; their silent sorrow was more heartbreaking than anyone's crying in this world.What's more, there is still that silent resentment, that venomous gaze - if you catch a glimpse of this gaze, you will never forget it forever.

But Shen Lang just quietly watched them being taken away without any emotion, even though there was no smile at the corner of his mouth, there was no anger either. Madam Wang smiled and said, "Aren't you angry or uncomfortable?" Shen Lang said: "Why am I angry, and why do I feel uncomfortable?" Mrs. Wang said: "They..." Shen Lang smiled and said: "I know you will treat them well, why are you angry? They are not dead, nor are they going to die, why should I feel bad?" Mrs. Wang sighed softly, and said, "I was afraid that you would be angry..." Shen Lang said: "Oh?" Mrs. Wang said with a charming smile: "Who knew that your mind is so calm, and you can think so clearly. It's really comfortable to be able to do... things with someone like you." Shen Lang smiled slightly: "In front of others, you must never praise me like this." Mrs. Wang smiled coquettishly like a silver bell, poured a glass of wine for Shen Lang, and said: "Now, they are all gone." Shen Lang said: "Yes." Mrs. Wang said: "Even Ranxiang and the others left." Shen Lang said: "Yes." Mrs. Wang said: "Do you know why I sent everyone away?" Shen Lang smiled and said, "I want to come here because I want to discuss an important matter with me." Mrs. Wang rolled her eyes and said with a charming smile, "Do you know what is the most important thing now?" Shen Lang shook his head and said, "I don't know." Mrs. Wang said with a coquettish smile, "You...you're pretending to be stupid." Shen Lang blinked and said, "Could it be you and me..." Mrs. Wang lowered her head with a coquettish smile. But Wang Lianhua smiled and said: "My nephew also wanted to ask when can I change my name." Shen Lang said with a smile: "Call me uncle, I am very satisfied." Wang Lianhua said: "But my nephew wants to call you Daddy, and the sooner the better." He was able to say such words without changing his face - if his heart was not as black as coal, how could he be so thick-skinned. After hearing this, Shen Lang could still smile and said, "That's right, the sooner the better... What day do you think?" Wang Lianhua said: "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, how about tonight?" Shen Lang said with a smile: "Tonight...how can there be such a hurry." Wang Lianhua said: "Then...tomorrow." Shen Lang smiled and said: "Your mother and I are not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry?" Wang Lianhua laughed loudly and said: "This means that the emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch died in a hurry... According to my nephew, tomorrow is the best, and the day after tomorrow... Although it is later, it is still so-so." Shen Lang said: "Tomorrow is neither good nor the day after tomorrow." Wang Lianhua said: "Not all good?" Shen Lang said: "Yes." Mrs. Wang had lowered her head on purpose, pretending not to hear, but at this moment she finally couldn't help raising her head, and said with a soft smile, "You're leaving in three days. Although I'm not in a hurry, I have to stay here After finishing this matter in three days, I... I can rest assured." Shen Lang said: "Not for these three days." Although Mrs. Wang had changed her color somewhat, she still smiled and said, "Then, when?" Shen Lang smiled, and slowly said word by word: "When your husband dies." This time, Mrs. Wang really changed her color and said, "My husband?" Shen Lang smiled and said: "That's right...Although I don't know what it's like to be an 'aunt', it must be bad, so I don't want to be an 'aunt' either." She actually laughed again, and her flowers trembled wildly. Laughing is sometimes the best way to hide anxiety. She giggled and said, "Uncle, it's a shame you came up with this term! A man can marry two wives, and a woman can also marry two husbands. It's a pity that I... Where did I get my husband?" Shen Lang said: "You don't have a husband?" Mrs. Wang said: "No." Shen Lang glanced at Wang Lianhua with a smile, and said leisurely: "Then he..." Mrs. Wang rolled her eyes and said: "Even if there is a husband, he has been dead for a long time, so long that I have forgotten him." She smiled coquettishly, looked at Shen Lang, and continued: "You are such a smart person, you should know that widows are not only much gentler than young girls, much more considerate than young girls, and know more than young girls, but also serve men better than young girls." Maidens are much better, so wise men would rather marry widows, don't you?" Shen Lang smiled and said: "Of course I am willing, but it's a pity...you are not a widow yet." Mrs. Wang said: "You said that my husband is not dead yet... Oh, I didn't expect that you know more about my husband than I do. Have you ever met him?" Shen Lang laughed and said, "Although I haven't met this 'old senior', I know him." Mrs. Wang said: "Then, who is he? Tell me first and listen." Shen Lang said: "His name used to be Chai Yuguan, but now his name is 'Happy King'." After saying these words, except for Shen Lang, everyone in the room seemed to have been hit head-on with a stick, and there was no sound in the room for as long as a cup of tea. Then, Mrs. Wang suddenly laughed like a silver bell, and said, "You said that Chai Yuguan is my husband, ouch, don't laugh at me to death." Shen Lang said: "Don't worry, you won't die laughing." Mrs. Wang said: "Where did you get this idea? Tell me." Shen Lang said slowly: "When a person wants to fake death, he will naturally find another person to be his substitute, and he will naturally destroy this person's face so that people cannot recognize it." Mrs. Wang said: "Yes, if I want to cheat death, I will use this method." Shen Lang said: "Chai Yuguan also used this method, he also found someone to be his substitute. Not only did he completely destroy that person's face, he even destroyed that person's body." Mrs. Wang said: "But... what does this have to do with me?" Shen Lang smiled and said: "It really didn't matter at first, but when he destroyed the substitute, he used 'Tianyun Wuhuamian'. So far, many people in the Jianghu think that Chai Yuguan is already dead, and it is Died at the hands of 'Tianyun Wuhuamian', this—does it have nothing to do with you?" Mrs. Wang blinked and said, "What's the matter?" Shen Lang said: "'Tianyun Wuhuamian' is the unique hidden weapon of 'Fairy Yunmeng', and you are the famous Fairy Yunmeng." He didn't give Mrs. Wang a chance to refute, so he continued: " In the whole world, apart from you, not only no one knows how to use and make 'Tianyun Wuhua Mian', almost no one has seen it." Madam Wang said, "Oh—" Shen Lang said slowly: "Because everyone who has seen 'Tianyun Wuhuamian', except you and Chai Yuguan, are all dead." Mrs. Wang said with a charming smile, "Do you want to take a look?" Shen Lang smiled and said, "I don't have such good luck." Mrs. Wang giggled and said: "That's okay, if you want to see it, I can show it to you right away." She even admitted that she is the owner of 'Tianyun Wuhuamian' - Fairy Yunmeng. Because she knew that in front of Shen Lang, even if she didn't admit it, it was useless. Shen Lang laughed loudly and said, "I have no blessing to bear it." Mrs. Wang said: "Okay, even if you are right, I am the owner of 'Tianyun Wuhuamian', and I am Fairy Yunmeng, but Fairy Yunmeng is not Chai Yuguan's wife, and everyone in the world knows that of." Shen Lang smiled slightly and said: "This is naturally a secret. Since Chai Yuguan has won the reputation of 'Wan Jiasheng Buddha' in the Jianghu, he naturally cannot admit that he has married the number one female devil in the Jianghu, 'Yunmeng' Fairies' as wives." Mrs. Wang said with a smile: "It can be seen from this that you are really ignorant... If you have seen the image of 'Huanxi Buddha', you should know that Bodhisattvas always match witches." Shen Lang also laughed and said: "Even so, that fake Bodhisattva Chai Yuguan doesn't admit it, and you... a girl, who is obviously married to someone else, but still sneaks around and hides others, of course you don't want to, Naturally full of grievances, this is something that girls all over the world can't bear." Mrs. Wang smiled coquettishly: "No wonder girls like you, so you know so much about girls' concerns... But if I really don't want to, how can I marry him?" Shen Lang smiled and said: "Although you don't want to, there's nothing you can do about it, because you were really obedient to Chai Yuguan at that time." Mrs. Wang said: "Do I look like a person who obeys everything?" Shen Lang said: "No matter how stubborn a girl is, there are times when she will be obedient to men. Even though she doesn't look down on men in the world, she is absolutely devoted to that one." Mrs. Wang said: "It seems that you have already regarded all the girls in the world as Zhu Qiqi." Shen Lang said: "You know that if you want Chai Yuguan to recognize you as his wife, you have to make him the number one master in martial arts in the world. At that time, since no one in the world dares to defy him, it doesn't matter anything." Mrs. Wang said: "And then?" Shen Lang said: "So you and your husband set up the secret plan, first lure all the martial arts masters from all over the world to Mount Heng, catch them all in one go, and then let Chai Yuguan deceive these masters' unique secret skills into their hands." Mrs. Wang smiled and said, "You have a wonderful idea." Shen Lang said: "However, it is not a matter of time to learn these martial arts skills, so Chai Yuguan can only feign death, and then you two will find a secret place to practice hard for ten years, and master the martial arts skills of these peerless martial arts masters." With all the essence in one body, who else in the world will be your opponent?" Mrs. Wang said with a delicate smile, "If that's the case, why should I kill him now?" Shen Lang sighed, and said: "It's just because that fellow Chai Yuguan has a human face and a beast's heart, and he doesn't want anyone to share the results with him. After he succeeds, he wants to kill you too! Because your martial arts were already stronger than him at that time, After ten years of hard training, you will be the number one player in the world, and it's still not his turn." Mrs. Wang said: "Oh..." Shen Lang said: "Fortunately, his martial arts was not your opponent at that time, so even though he plotted to seriously injure you, he still couldn't kill you. For more than ten years, 'Fairy Yunmeng' has disappeared in the Jianghu, precisely for this reason. " The smile on Mrs. Wang's face also disappeared, she was silent for a while, and said: "And then?" Shen Lang sighed again, and said: "He can't kill you, so naturally he can only run away in a hurry, hiding for more than ten years, and for more than ten years, you naturally hate him every day, every night..." Mrs. Wang stared at the far corner and murmured: "Hate him...I don't hate him..." Shen Lang said: "This is really beyond what the word 'hate' can describe." He paused, and said again: "So, after the appearance of the 'Happy King', the first person who thought of the 'Happy King' was Chai Yuguan, naturally you. With ten years of grievances in your heart, you killed him , naturally it is not enough to dispel the hatred in your heart, so you have to torture him slowly and let him die slowly." Mrs. Wang did not speak, but the fingertips of the pair of slender hands placed on her knees were already trembling slightly - although her mouth was not speaking, her fingers were already speaking. Shen Lang looked at her fingers, and slowly said: "But today's 'Happy King' is no longer comparable to Chai Yuguan in the past. It is not easy for you to kill him, let alone want him to die slowly, so... ..." He smiled slightly, and continued: "So since the 'Happy King' appeared, you have arranged everything in secret. You not only need manpower, but also a lot of financial resources, so in that ancient tomb..." Mrs. Wang suddenly reprimanded: "Enough is enough, there is no need to say any more." Shen Lang said: "I have one more sentence... only one sentence..." He shifted his gaze to Wang Lianhua, and continued: "I'm not quite sure about these things until you don't want him to go, you say 'happy The king will know him, thinking that the "happy king" has disappeared for more than ten years, how can he know this young man who is only twenty-three years old at most, unless this young man is his son." Wang Lianhua stared at him, her eyes were about to burst into flames. Shen Lang smiled slightly: "Except for a father like 'Happy King', who else can give birth to such a son? The father is a hero, and the son is not bad. This father and son..." Wang Lianhua suddenly slapped the table and said, "Who is his son?" Shen Lang said: "You don't want to recognize him as your father?" Wang Lianhua said coldly: "I don't have such a father." Shen Lang laughed loudly and said: "Okay, very good. The father doesn't recognize the son, and the son doesn't recognize the father. This is a matter of justice. If there is such a cold-hearted father, there should be such a cruel-hearted son." Wang Lianhua sternly said: "You still want to say?" Shen Lang said: "Enough, I have nothing to say." Mrs. Wang stared at him for a long time, then suddenly smiled again. She smiled like a silver bell and said, "Very well, you know everything. I wanted to tell you about these things." Shen Lang smiled and said, "Oh..." Mrs. Wang said: "You don't believe it?" Shen Lang said with a smile: "You haven't said it yet, but I already believe it. Since there are people who talk like you, there should be people who are obedient like me. This is also a matter of course." Mrs. Wang giggled and said, "Very well, then... are you still willing to go?" Shen Lang looked up to the sky and smiled: "Of course I am willing. If I don't help you get rid of him, how can I marry you? If I can't marry you, how can I find a woman like you?" Mrs. Wang looked at him, she didn't know whether it was joy or anger, she finally sighed, and said quietly: "After all, what you said is that you can marry me after the fact, right?" Shen Lang said: "It seems that's all there is to it, isn't it?" Mrs. Wang said: "In this way, how can I trust you?" Shen Lang smiled slightly and said: "Don't forget that I am also a man... Are there any men in the world who are not attracted to you? Since I am already attracted, you should rest assured." Mrs. Wang stared at it for a long while, her eyes were sometimes bright and benevolent, but sometimes they were sharp and menacing, as if they were always looking into Shen Lang's heart. Shen Lang seemed to want to take out his heart and let her see naked. Finally, Mrs. Wang smiled sweetly and said, "Okay, I'll wait for you to come back." Shen Lang smiled and said: "I will definitely come back as soon as possible. I...you think I'm not in a hurry?" Mrs. Wang said with a smile: "Of course you will come back as soon as possible. Not only I am waiting for you here, but also your good friend. On the day you come back, we will definitely have a drink with you to welcome you." Shen Lang turned his eyes and said, "My good friend...do they want to wait here too?" Mrs. Wang said: "They will wait here." Shen Lang said: "They...could they wait that long?" Mrs. Wang smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely watch them well." Wang Lianhua also smiled and said: "If you don't come back, they will definitely die in a hurry." Shen Lang smiled and said, "Death in a hurry...the word 'death' is used wonderfully." Wang Lianhua said coldly: "By the way, if you don't come back, they may not be 'urgent', but 'death' is inevitable." Shen Lang laughed loudly and said, "Okay, okay." Suddenly stopped laughing, said in a deep voice: "Where is Happy King? How can I find him?" Mrs. Wang said: "What are you in a hurry for? Three days later." Shen Lang said: "Since this is the case, why wait another three days?" Mrs. Wang said: "You... are you going now?" Shen Lang smiled and said, "Isn't it good to go early and return early?" Mrs. Wang pondered, and said with a sweet smile: "Then...tomorrow." Shen Lang said: "It's tomorrow morning." Mrs. Wang said: "Okay... Lianhua, hurry up and arrange your luggage for Uncle Shen, so that you can look strong." Wang Lianhua smiled and said: "Just give me an hour, and I can make Uncle Shen's clothes look like a prince." Huo Ran stood up, bowed to Shen Lang with a smile, and left without looking back. Shen Lang said: "Isn't your outfit inferior to a prince?" Mrs. Wang said with a smile: "The person you are going to meet is 'Happy King', so naturally you can't be shabby. He doesn't even pay attention to shabby people." Shen Lang said: "But outside the pass, wouldn't this outfit be cumbersome?" Mrs. Wang said: "You may not need to go out." Shen Lang said: "There is no need to leave the customs, isn't he outside the customs?" Mrs. Wang rolled her eyes and said slowly: "Do you know that there is Xinglong Mountain more than a hundred miles away from Lanzhou City?" Shen Lang said: "But Xinglong Mountain, which is known as the 'Northwest Qingcheng'?" Mrs. Wang said with a smile, "That's right. All the mountains near Lanzhou are barren of grass, just like buns. Only this Xinglong Mountain is densely forested and surrounded by streams and springs. It can be regarded as the number one mountain in the Northwest." Shen Lang said: "What does Xinglong Mountain have to do with 'Happy King'?" Mrs. Wang said: "Do you know that there is a Sanyuan Spring in Xinglong Mountain?" Shen Lang said: "I know it would be nice to have Xinglong Mountain." Mrs. Wang said with a coquettish smile, "Then I'll tell you now, and you'll know one more thing... The spring water of the Sanyuan Spring flows out from the cracks in the rocks, one on the left and the other on the right." Shen Lang said: "One left and one right, there are only two ways, it should be called 'two yuan', why is it called 'three yuan'?" Mrs. Wang gave him a wink, and deliberately coquettishly said: "Look, I haven't finished talking yet." She continued: "The two springs flow into the water tank from the stone trough, but the water tank has three small holes. The spring water then flows into a half-moon-shaped pool through the small holes, and then spits out from a bluestone faucet into another stone trough. , this stone trough has a small hole, and the spring water flows into the deep pool in front of the hall through this small hole." Shen Lang smiled and sighed, "It's really troublesome." Mrs. Wang said: "Although it is troublesome, after several times of filtration, it is poured into the pool. The water in the pool is really clear as a mirror, and it is fragrant and sweet. It can be said to be the number one spring in Northwest China." Shen Lang said: "What does this spring water have to do with the 'Happy King'?" Mrs. Wang said: "People in the Jianghu only know that he is addicted to alcohol, but they don't know that he has another addiction." Shen Lang said, "Are you addicted to tea?" Mrs. Wang said: "Yes, when he was still with me in the past, he would go to Jinshan every year to collect the spring water from the first spring in the world to make tea. He drank at night and sobered up with tea in the morning. He often lived for half a day. More than a month. In these half a month, no matter what, he can leave it alone." Reminiscing about the past should have been sad, but these sad memories, from her mouth, were cold and cold, and she didn't even change her expression. Shen Lang said: "Of course he can't go to Jinshan to taste tea now." Mrs. Wang said: "So, he has to settle for the next best thing. I have received definite news that every year at the turn of spring and summer, he would quietly enter the pass, go to Xinglong Mountain, draw springs to cook tea, because of the spring and summer. Hand in hand, the taste of spring water is the sweetest, and the spring water should not be too far away from the mountain, otherwise the taste of the water will deteriorate." Shen Lang said with a smile: "I don't think he is an elegant man." Mrs. Wang didn't seem to hear his words, and continued: "After I heard the news, I immediately sent two people to Xinglong Mountain. Can you guess who these two people are?" Shen Lang laughed and said: "Although I can't guess who these two are, I can guess that one of them is good at cooking tea, and the other must be good at making wine." Mrs. Wang smiled and said: "You are really Linglong, you can see through a little bit." She continued with a smile: "One of these two people is named Li Denglong. He was originally a son of a family, but now he has fallen into ruin." Shen Lang said with a smile: "I know, there seems to be no one in the world who is not proficient in the tea ceremony." Mrs. Wang laughed and said: "This time you are wrong. Although he is good at tasting tea, he is not good at cooking tea." Shen Lang was surprised and said: "Oh, then..." Mrs. Wang said: "But he has a concubine called Chunjiao, who is a famous tea ceremony master. You must know that apart from the essence of the tea, there is no difference in the heat and skill of cooking the tea... Even the tea cooking The stoves, firewood, and 'clay pots' used are all exquisite." Shen Lang said with a smile: "Madam is also a master at this." Mrs. Wang smiled softly: "When you come back, I will accompany you to Jinshan, put aside all ordinary things, and enjoy a few days of happiness, then you will know whether I can make tea." Shen Lang said seriously: "Jinshan? I don't want to go to that place." Mrs. Wang said: "Why?" Shen Lang said: "You have accompanied others to that place." Mrs. Wang giggled coquettishly and said, "Ouch! You... are you jealous?" Shen Lang laughed loudly and said, "It's good to drink some vinegar first before drinking the beautiful tea." There was no one else in the room, and at some point, Mrs. Wang also nestled gently in Shen Lang's arms, with delicious food, fine wine, dim lights, and a peerless beauty... Shen Lang seemed to be a little drunk. Mrs. Wang was just a mixture of a saint and a slut, so at this moment, the half of her saint has gone nowhere.With her slender and slender hands like bamboo shoots, she lightly stroked Shen Lang's temples, and said softly: "There is also a man named Chu Mingqin, who is not only good at making wine, but also good at mixing wine. It has an extremely wonderful taste, and the color and weight are absolutely unmistakable. Once you mix a few ordinary wines for him, the taste will be different immediately." Shen Lang smiled and said: "I think this person is also an elegant scholar." Mrs. Wang said: "I hired these two people with a lot of money, and asked them to go to the foot of Xinglong Mountain to open the "Happy Forest". The more than 20 stunning beauties selected by Jiangnan will entertain the spring with singing and dancing, and of course, they can do other things when necessary." Shen Lang laughed loudly and said: "It's wonderful, just the three words 'Happy Forest' are enough to lure away 'Happy King', not to mention the good tea, fine wine, and young girls in it, all of which are just for him. All right." Mrs. Wang smiled slightly: "So last autumn, he entered the customs once as if he couldn't wait. He lived in the 'Happy Forest' for half a month, and he was almost reluctant to leave." Shen Lang said with a smile: "If I go there, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear to leave." Mrs. Wang smiled and said: "You won't, I'm not there." As a result, there was no sound of speaking when there was a cup of tea in the room. Then, Mrs. Wang said softly: "In ten days, you will be able to see him." Shen Lang said: "Ten days... ten days... These ten days must be very long." Mrs. Wang said: "You have to remember that 'Huanxi Wang', 'Happy King', and 'Happy King' are all names given to him by others. When you see him, don't call him that." Shen Lang said: "How should I call him, calling him 'Old Senior' won't work... Ouch." "Ouch", for what reason, anyone who knows understands. After another cup of tea, Mrs. Wang smiled lightly: "I just realized now that you are not the kind of good person I thought before. I...I have to ask Ranxiang to look at you." Shen Lang said with a smile: "You are not afraid of Ranxiang 'guarding yourself', ouch." There was another "ouch". Shen Lang, Shen Lang, what kind of person are you?Who can understand you?Don't you care about nothing in the world? So, it was time for another cup of tea. Mrs. Wang slowly raised her hand, Baiyu's hand, Jasper's wine glass. The wine glass was raised to Shen Lang's lips, Mrs. Wang said quietly: "I advise you to have another glass of wine, and there will be no old friends when you leave Yangguan in the west..." In fact, Xinglong Mountain is still in the pass. The more than 100-mile road from the famous city in the northwest to Xinglong Mountain, as far as the eye can see, is full of barren mountains and poor valleys. Although it is spring, there is no trace of spring. But after passing the mountain city of Yuzhong, we will arrive at the foot of Xinglong Mountain. Suddenly, the sky and the earth will be transformed, and the eyes will be full of greenery. It turns out that all the creations gather here all the spring colors. But this is not Xinglong yet. To the west of Xinglong Mountain, there is also a high mountain named Biyun. There is a small river between the two mountains, which naturally forms a gap, and the suspension bridge between the two mountains runs across. Biyun Mountain is tall and outstanding, aloof from others, twists and turns, and temples lined up, but there are too many caves and temples, which deprive the mountain of beauty. This is like a rural girl, wearing brocade clothes, although she is beautiful, she finds it vulgar. But Dongshan Xinglong, the majestic mountain, is like a heroic man with high spirits, standing upright, enough to shame the vulgar fans of the world. Happy Forest is at the foot of the two mountains. It was a garden built along the mountain, shrouded in a green light and shadow, with a stream running through the garden and green poplars lining the road, it was quiet and unremarkable. Looking at it suddenly, except for the blue and green mountains, it seems that there is nothing else to see.But if you walk slowly among the green willows along the road, you can see small bridges with curved railings, red railings and green waves-you can see small and exquisite pavilions hidden in the mountains. These are the flowers on the sideburns of girls and the pearls on the scarves of heroes. dusk. The folk songs in the sunset are graceful. Two girls with long hair, with smiles on their faces, singing folk songs, walking down the winding mountain road with the setting sun under their feet. They are holding small and quaint earthenware pots filled with newly drawn mountain springs, and their hearts are filled with the joy of spring. They wear bright red clothes, and their smiles are also bright red. The bright red girls strolling in the green mountains are poetry and pictures. Their eyes were shining, as if they were excited about something special.The eyes of the girl on the left are like spring water, and the pupils of the girl on the right are like pearls. "Chunshui" suddenly stopped singing, bit his lip, smiled, his eyes seemed to be looking at the sunset and mountains, but actually he saw nothing. "Mingzhu" glanced at her, and suddenly smiled coquettishly, "Little devil, I know what you're thinking." Chun Shui said: "Oh... are you the roundworm in my stomach?" Mingzhu pinches her with a smile, while Chunshui begs for mercy with a smile. Mingzhu's hand suddenly reached into Chunshui's wide sleeve, and Chunshui couldn't straighten up with laughter, panting, "My dear sister, please forgive me." Mingzhu was also panting, and said, "It's fine if you want me to spare you, as long as you tell the truth, are you thinking about him?" Chun Shui blinked and said, "He... who is he?" Mingzhu moved Chunshui's sleeve again, and said, "Little devil, you pretend not to know. How dare you?..." Chun Shui yelled: "I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore... The 'he' our sister Mingzhu said was that...that young master who just arrived this morning." Mingzhu said: "Besides, are you thinking about him?" Chun Shui said: "Yes... yes, you... your hand..." Mingzhu said: "Since you have told the truth, well, I will forgive you." Chun Shui was panting, and his face was redder like the setting sun. She put down the earthen pot and sat beside the road, panting delicately, with winking eyes like silk, her whole body seemed to be completely limp, so soft that she had no strength left. Chun Shui glanced at her, and said with a light smile, "Little devil, seeing you like this, could it be that Chun's heart has been moved?" Mingzhu bit her lip, and said: "It's not you, you...your dead hand..." Chun Shui chuckled and said, "What about my hand, if it's his hand..." As I spoke, my face suddenly flushed—spring, alas, spring. Chun Shui said softly: "That son... well, which girl shouldn't miss him, as long as she takes a look at him, which girl can forget him..." Her voice was like a moan, and her eyes were open, but it seemed like she was dreaming. She continued dreamily: "Especially his smile... Sister Mingzhu, have you noticed his smile? It's terrible, why does he smile like that? As long as I think of his smile, I... I can't even eat I can't eat it anymore." Mingzhu said: "His smile... I didn't notice it." Chun Shui said: "You lied, you lied, you lied! When you were pouring tea for him, he looked at you and smiled. You couldn't even hold the teapot firmly and splashed all over you. You thought I didn't see it. " Mingzhu's face turned even redder, and she said in a trembling voice, "Little rascal, you...you..." Chun Shui said: "Why should you be ashamed? A man like him, not to mention us, even our Auntie Chunjiao, she has met many men, but when she sees him, she must be fascinated." Mingzhu finally gave a "puchi" smile, and said: "I think she can't wait...she can't wait to swallow him in one gulp, making our Uncle Li's face turn blue." Chun Shui murmured: "When I didn't see him, I really couldn't believe that there would be such a lovely man in the world, his smile, his eyes, his lazy, indifferent expression... Sigh, it's so unbelievable." life." Mingzhu sighed a long time, and said: "It's a pity that the family already has an owner." Chun Shui said: "You mean that girl named 'Xiang'?" Mingzhu said: "Yes, dye incense." Chun Shui pouted, and said, "Hmph, how can she be worthy of him? Look at her mouth, which is always upturned from morning to night, as if she thinks she is beautiful. In fact, I feel disgusted when I see it." Mingzhu said: "But she is indeed very charming..." 春水道：“媚什么，左右不过是个骚狐狸……” 突然站起身，扭着腰，道：“咱们姐妹哪点不比她强，尤其是你，你……你那两条腿，保险他一瞧就要着迷，就要发晕。” 明珠红着脸啐道：“小鬼，你几时瞧过我的腿了？” 春水咯咯娇笑道：“那天，你正在洗澡的时候，我……我在外面偷偷的瞧，瞧见你正在……正在……哎哟，那样子可真迷人，我眼福可真不错。” 明珠“嘤咛”一声，扑了过去，春水提起那瓦壶就逃，两人一追一逃，跑得都不慢，壶里的水，却未溅出一滴。 这时，山坡下密林中，正有一男一女两人在窃窃私语，两人说话的声音都很小，像是生怕被人听到。 这男的乃是个四十出头的中年汉子，打扮得却像是个少年，宝蓝的长衫，宝蓝的头巾，头巾上缀着块碧绿的翡翠，腰边系着条碧绿的丝绦，丝绦上系着个碧绿的鼻烟壶，长长的身材，配着长长的脸，两只眼睛半合半闭，嘴里不断地打呵欠，像是终年都没有睡醒。 那女的已徐娘半老，风韵却仍撩人，眉梢眼角，总是带着那种专门做给男人看的荡意。 夕阳下，她看来的确很美，但这种美却像是她专门培养出来对付男人的武器。她纵然是花，也是人造的。 她眼波四转，正在窥探四下可有别人。 他却只是不断地在打呵欠，懒懒道：“人家正想打个盹歇息歇息，你却巴巴的将我拉到这里。咱们老夫老妻，难道也要官盐当作私盐，在这儿来上一手不成？” 那妇人脸虽未红，却装出娇羞之态，啐道：“你一天到晚除了尽想这种事，还知道什么别的？” 那男的斜着眼笑道：“这种事有什么不好的？你不总是要么？昨天晚上，我已累得连腰都直不起来了，你还要……” 那妇人跺着脚道：“我的好大爷，人家都急死了，你还有心思开玩笑。” 那男的皱眉道：“你有什么好急的？” 那妇人道：“你要明白，你现在已经是饭来张口，钱来伸手的大少爷，你现在吃的、喝的、穿的，都要仗着别人。” 那男的笑道：“但咱们过得也不错呀。” 那妇人道：“就是因为过得不错，所以我才着急。你难道不想想，那姓沈的来这儿是干什么的？他不远千里而来，难道是为了来玩玩么？” 那男的又打了个呵欠，道：“来玩玩为什么不可以？” 那妇人道：“唉！你真是个天生的糊涂少爷命。” 那男的嘻嘻笑道：“我要是不糊涂，也不会娶你了。” 妇人跺脚道：“你要是不糊涂，那万贯家财也不会被你糟蹋光了！你难道还瞧不出，那姓沈的此番前来，正是王夫人要他来接管这'快活林'的，所以，咱们一问他来干什么，他总是支支吾吾，敷衍过去。” 那男的怔了怔，摇头笑道：“不至于，不至于……” 妇人恨声道：“咱们过的那几年苦日子，你难道忘了……我可忘不了，我也不想再过了。他既然要来砸我们的饭碗，咱们好歹也得对付对付他。” 那男的笑道：“不会的，不会的。我瞧那姓沈的，决不是这样的人。” 妇人道：“你会看人？你会看人以前就不会被人家骗了。你若不想法子对付他，我……我可要想法子了。” 那男的打了个呵欠，鼻涕眼泪都像是要流出来了，一面摸出鼻烟壶，一面笑道：“好！我的玉皇大帝，你要想法子对付他，你就去想吧，无论什么法子都没关系，只要不让我戴绿帽子就成。” 妇人伸出根尖尖玉指在他的头上轻轻一戳，娇笑道：“你呀！你本来就是个活王八。” 那男的一撮鼻烟吸下去，精神就像是来了，突然一把搂过那妇人的细腰，咬着她的脸道：“我这么厉害，你还有让我当王八的力气，我要是喂不饱你这骚狐狸，我还是风流李大少么？” 他抱着那妇人就往地下按，那妇人荡笑着轻轻地推，颤声道：“不要在这里……不要在这里……不……” 嘴里说不要，一只手却已由“推”变成了“抱”。 突然，一阵银铃般的笑声传了过来。 那妇人这才真推了，道：“明珠和春水来了，还不放手。” 那李大少喘着气道：“那两个小浪蹄子来了又有什么关系？她们反正也不是没瞧过，来……来快一点……” 那妇人却蛇一般，自他怀里溜了出去。 春水和明珠也瞧见他们了，追的不再追，逃的也不再逃。那妇人拢着头发从树林里走出来，轻声叱道：“疯丫头，叫你们提水，你们疯到哪里去了，到现在才回来。” 春水咬着嘴唇笑道：“春娇阿姨，是明珠姐欺负我。” 明珠叫道：“哎呀！小鬼，还说我欺负她！她老是说疯话，还说……” 李大少已负着手走出来，寒着脸道：“说什么？” 明珠悄悄一吐舌头，垂首道：“没什么。” 李大少道：“没什么还不快去烹茶。” 春水眨了眨眼睛，道：“我知道大爷为什么生气，只因为咱们扰乱了大爷和阿姨的……” 话未说完，娇笑着撒腿就跑。她再不跑，就要吃李大少的“毛栗子”了。 过了这树林，通过一道小桥，便是三间明轩，绿板的墙，紫竹的窗帘，帘里已隐隐透出了灯光。 门是关着的，门里也没有声音。 明珠和春水跑到这里，脚步又放缓了。 春水咬着嘴唇，盯着那扇门，悄声道：“你瞧，晚饭都还没吃，就把门关上了，你说他们在干什么？” 明珠红着脸道：“骚狐狸，真是骚狐狸。” 春水轻笑道：“你也莫要骂她，若换了是你陪着沈公子，只怕你门关得更早……若换了是我，三天三夜不开门也没关系。” 明珠咯咯笑道：“小鬼，你连饭都不吃了么？” 春水道：“吃饭？吃饭有什么意思？” 她蹑着脚尖，轻轻走过去。 明珠道：“小鬼，你……你想干么？你想偷看？” 春水用手指封着嘴，悄声道：“嘘！别出声，你也来瞧瞧吧。” 明珠脸更飞红，道：“我不，我才不哩。” 她嘴里说了两个“不”，脚却往窗子走了五步。 Suddenly, the door opened. 一个轻衫薄履，微微含笑的少年走了出来，笑道：“我还当是野猫呢，原来是两位姑娘。” 春水和明珠整个人都呆了，身子呆了，眼睛也呆了，身子木头似的停在那里，眼睛直直地瞧着他。 那少年笑道：“水提累了么？可要我帮忙？” 明珠道：“多……多谢沈公子，不……不用了。” 那沈公子道：“晚饭好了，还得烦姑娘来说一声。” 明珠道：“是……” 突然转过身子，飞也似的跑了。 春水自然跟着她，两人又跑出十多丈，春水道：“你……你跑什么？” 明珠道：“我受不了啦，他……他那样瞧着我，我若再瞧他一眼，就要晕过去了。” 春水叹道：“你在他面前好歹还能说话，我却连话都说不出了！你快要晕过去，我……我简直早已晕过去了。” 沈公子，自然就是沈浪。 沈浪微微笑着目送她们远去，微笑着关起了门，于是屋子里又只剩下他和斜倚在绣榻上的染香。 染香已打扮得更美了。 那华而不俗的打扮，她那柔软而舒服的衣衫，她那懒散的神态，就像是个天生的千金小姐，富家少奶奶。无论是谁，做梦也不会想到她竟是别人的丫头，就连她自己，似乎都已将这点忘了。 此刻，那纤巧的、染着玫瑰花汁的脚趾，正在逗弄着一只蜷曲在床角，长着满身白毛的小猫。 她的眼睛正也像猫似的瞪着沈浪，故意轻叹道：“你瞧那两个小丫头，已经快要为你发疯了。你还是今天早上才来，若是再过两天，那还得了？” 沈浪道：“哦！” 染香瞧着他那懒散的、满不在乎的微笑，突又长叹道：“其实，我也快为你发疯了，你可知道？” 沈浪道：“哦！为什么？” 染香道：“只因为你……你实在是个奇怪的男人。” 沈浪笑道：“我自己却觉得我正常得很，哪有什么奇怪之处？” 染香道：“你若不奇怪，世上就没有奇怪的人了。” 沈浪道：“我怪在哪里？我的鼻子生得怪么？我的眼睛长得怪么？我的眉毛难道生到眼睛下面去了？我……” 染香道：“你的鼻子眼睛都不怪，但你的心……” 沈浪道：“我的心又有何怪？” 染香道：“人心都是肉做的，只有你的心是铁做的。” 沈浪笑道：“我莫非吞下了秤锤？” 染香道：“我问你，你的心若不是铁做的，为什么走的时候，连招呼都未和朱姑娘打一个？这简直连我都要为她伤心。” 沈浪道：“既是非走不可，打个招呼又有何用？这招呼留着等我回去时再打，岂非要好得多么？” 染香眨了眨眼睛，笑道：“算你说得有理，但……但这一路上，你竟能始终坐在车子里，连瞧都不往窗外瞧一眼。你若不是铁心人，怎忍得住。” 沈浪道：“我若往窗外瞧一眼，若是瞧见了什么与我有关的人，只怕就来不了此地，所以我只好不瞧了。” 染香道：“好，算你会说。但……但这一路上，我睡在你身旁，你……你……你竟连动都不动，你的心不是铁做的是什么？” 沈浪大笑道：“我不动你，你动我岂非也是一样？” 染香红着脸，咬着樱唇道：“我动你有什么用？你……你简直像是个死人，你……你……你简直连这只猫都不如……” 她脚尖轻轻一踢，那只猫果然“喵呜”一声，窜进她怀里。染香道：“你为什么不学这只猫？” 沈浪笑道：“学不得，这只猫是雌的。” 染香一翻身坐起来，大眼睛狠狠盯着沈浪。 她盯了半晌，却长长叹息了一声，道：“沈浪呀沈浪，你究竟是怎么样的一个人，我真不懂。” 沈浪笑道：“连我自己都不懂，你自然更不懂了。” 染香叹道：“像你这样的人，我真不知道夫人怎会对你放心。” 沈浪大笑道：“她不放心的，该是你。” 染香恨声道：“你莫要说这样的话，你会真的爱她？哼，我不信，你一定在骗她，总有一天，我要揭穿你。” 沈浪道：“她若骗了我，你可愿揭穿么？” 染香道：“她骗了你什么？” 沈浪道：“快活王门下那个不男不女的使者，明明已带着白飞飞一起逃了，她为何还要说是仍被她囚于阶下？难道她故意要这人在快活王面前揭穿我的秘密？难道她本意只不过是要我和快活王拼个死活？” 染香面上居然未变颜色，悠悠道：“你想得倒真妙，但却想错了。” 沈浪笑道：“错在哪里？” 染香道：“你不是很聪明的么？” 沈浪道：“聪明的人有时也会很笨的。” 染香道：“那阴阳人虽然逃了，但夫人可没有骗你，她说那阴阳人已永远见不着快活王的面，就是见不着了。” 沈浪道：“既已逃出，怎会见不着？” 染香缓缓道：“逃出来的人，也是会死的。”