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Chapter 42 41. Whose Fairy Bureau

My Crazy Life III 腾飞 4552Words 2018-03-04
On the second day, we prepared the money, specially picked three special dice, and made a detailed comparison with the dice that Dong Qiang was preparing to play, to make sure that the appearance and size were the same.These three dice are very magical, two of them are thrown casually, no matter how you throw them, they are two 5 points, and the third one is 1 point no matter how you throw it, even if you throw flowers, this is the same combination.These three dice were exchanged for Yang Tao at critical times. In the evening, my friend from Sanyuan and I came to Dong Qiang's house early.Dong Qiang's parents are there, these are two simple and honest old people, they seem to be accustomed to Dong Qiang calling people to the house to gamble money from time to time, we go to play, no surprise, they are busy serving us tea and water, and burning kang for us .They would occasionally look at their son with helplessness in their love and pity.I really don't know how such simple parents raised such a slippery son as Dong Qiang.Yang Tao is also here, everyone is gathered, and our game will start soon.Seeing that we are going to play, the two old people went to another room to watch TV.

Yang Tao brought two people here, one was a coquettishly dressed woman with a strong smell of dust, she seemed to be a young lady.There is also a man about the same age as Yang Tao.Yang Tao said that it was a friend of his, and he just followed to see the fun.But that man stood there, motionless, with piercing eyes. When he looked at people, his eyes were gloomy, and he didn't talk much. He looked at us from time to time. He seemed to be a very shrewd guy.I tested him with words and asked him if he was interested in having two, but he shook his head and refused.Come to gamble, if I am a gambler, I am not afraid.It's a pity that he is not a gambler, so I couldn't help being a little more wary of this person.I was joking with everyone, chatted with each other when we had nothing to say, teased him to talk more, and tried to guess his occupation and identity based on his dress and manner.

After chatting for a while, the topic turned to gambling.Yang Tao actually asked for advice on the rules of dice throwing.This is too pretentious, I don’t know how to play, what are you here to play?This Yang Tao, shrewd is shrewd, but he acted a bit too much. He played me with the trick of fooling a fool. It seems that he really treats me as a fool?This is also good, he looks down on me in his heart, so he is naturally less wary of me.Speaking of money, Yang Tao immediately changed his appearance. He was unceremonious and asked, "Have you brought enough deposit money? I don't want to play with you without deposit money." This is exactly what I want to ask, he It’s okay to ask, my Sanyuan buddies and I quickly took out the money and showed it.I don't know if Yang Tao wanted to covet us, or to show off in front of that young lady, so he took off his shoes and got on the kang, sat cross-legged on a warm kang head, took out stacks of banknotes from his bag, and put them neatly in front of him. Neatly.As soon as the young lady saw the Huahua money, she immediately became passionate, quickly took off her shoes and got on the kang, and sat behind Yang Tao.She was peeling the melon seeds in her hands, and every time she peeled off a melon seed, she sent one to Yang Tao's mouth.Yang Tao enjoys it very much. When people feed him, he just bows his head and catches it with his mouth. That kind of pie makes people jealous.

That buddy from Sanyuan was very interesting. He sat cross-legged on the kang like Yang Tao, took out the money and put it in front of him, but it was a pity that no one fed him sunflower seeds.Seeing the way he pouted, I really wanted to feed him melon seeds, but I don't have melon seeds, and even if I did, he might not be willing to take them.It's a pity that he is not interested in the pose he poses at all.I took off my shoes and got on the kang, took out 10,000 yuan and put it in front of me.Dong Qiang also took out 10,000.I helped Dong Qiang raise 50,000 yuan for him, and Yang Tao helped him raise 50,000 yuan.No matter what the result is, he will keep his harvest in drought and flood.Yang Tao's buddies sat sideways on the edge of the kang, not talking too much, looking at this and that.I was confused by him.

Before we came here, we had made a total calculation. Sanyuan's buddy threw dice casually, as many as he threw, and he was absolutely not allowed to throw dice according to the password.Afraid that he might not be pretending, I didn't explain to him how to throw this set of dice. To put it bluntly, he is just a role of playing cards and foils.Dong Qiang is much more critical, he has to play by ear, he has to win Yang Tao from time to time, and collect the money into his hands, lest we lose too much into Yang Tao's hands.I hold money in and out.In dice throwing games, the banker takes turns. For example, if Yang Tao wins one hand, even if he wins, the next hand must be changed to him. Therefore, it is easy to win or lose in such a game.I deliberately found a seat where I could see Yang Tao's buddy by looking up, and I was not at ease with him.Say he is someone who followed to watch the fun, it doesn't look like that, he didn't watch the fun with a straight face, it seems like everyone in the good family owes him money, so I care about him very much.

Yang Tao was sitting on the kang, and I was sitting with my back against the window. I was Yang Tao's next home. Apart from being able to observe the buddy Yang Tao brought at any time, the more important thing was that it was convenient for me to plot against him. We agreed on the rules, 200 yuan per person.Everything was ready, Dong Qiang took the dice and bowls to the kang, and I, Dong Qiang, and Sanyuan buddies each took out 200 yuan for the deposit.Yang Tao took out a bundle of money and threw it directly in the middle. His style and momentum really shocked me.He said: "It's too troublesome to deposit money one by one. Everyone throws out 10,000 yuan, and whoever wins can take 800 yuan from the middle pile of money." with us.I don't know, I thought he bet 10,000 at once.I cursed in my heart: Don't you just want to show off in front of the lady?What's the big deal?But I pretended to be enlightened and said, "That's right, big brother's idea is good, it's so troublesome to count back and forth." The dice game wins all the deposit money, and there is no need to make additional bets. Yang Tao's proposal is not bad.

For one thing, what people enjoy most when they gamble is the moment when they go back and embrace the money after winning.Put all the money in the middle and get a little bit, it really makes people lose the feeling of gambling.Fortunately, I'm here to act, so I don't care about this feeling.Similarly, Yang Tao also came to play the game, and he didn't need to look for the feeling of gambling.He can also show off in front of the lady, which can be regarded as killing two birds with one stone. The betting has begun.Everything is going according to the route we designed.Yang Tao was relatively calm at first, walking us slowly.When he loses the dice first, he will deliberately throw 3 or 4 points, which are not too big or too small, so that we can chase them.Such a point at least prevents him from losing at the starting line.We littered, and there were quite a few chances to score 1 and 2 points. Even if we scored 3 or 4 points, we would continue with Yang Tao for the next round.In the second round, Yang Tao performed occasionally and continued to tie with us, but we still lost most of the time.If Dong Qiang loses first, it is very impolite, just throw 5 or 6 points for everyone to chase.In the beginning, I just threw them casually, as many as I could.As for Yang Tao, he will definitely tie with me and wait to enter the next round with me, even if he is a little younger than me.Dong Qiang did a better job. When I threw a small point first, he threw it casually. When I threw a large point, he occasionally tied it on purpose, or threw a small point himself to lose.In this way, they calculated each other and acted out at a very slow speed.After playing for more than an hour, I only output about 4,000 yuan, and the three-yuan buddy only lost about 3,000 yuan.After all, we can occasionally throw out big things, and Dong Qiang is more able to grasp the timing, and will always find some opportunities to lose to us appropriately, so that our money will not be lost to Yang Tao and him too quickly.

Dong Qiang did this to tell me with practical actions that he is really with me.Before, I didn't trust him very much. After the game, I have been observing how he plays the game.If he snaps up our money, then I really have to make a good total.Before I came, I had a discussion with Sanyuan and the others. In case Dong Qiang played tricks on us and partnered with Yang Tao to plot against us, we would come hard, expose their dice on the spot, and ask for money to leave.It's not a problem at all to take some of their money away like this.But seeing Dong Qiang's performance, I knew he was trying his best to cooperate with me.

That buddy in Sanyuan is careless, as if he has no heart and no lungs, he can throw whatever he throws away, he is a wooden man, and he is not very good at acting.Sometimes when I see his stupid appearance, I feel anxious for him, and think: Brother, you should shout twice, you should be anxious if you lose.But he didn't respond at all, as if he was a fool, he didn't respond to people taking the money in the middle, and he didn't even check whether they took too much money.I can't help but laugh at his stupid appearance, but it's hard to say anything clearly.Although I've taught him how to play the impatient gambler, he doesn't seem to remember.I was a little worried that Yang Tao would see the flaws, who knew there was something wrong, in Yang Tao's eyes, Sanyuan's buddy's attitude of not caring about winning or losing is called demeanor, the demeanor of a boss, and the demeanor of a rich man.Yang Tao always complimented him, maybe he really regarded him as a rich guy, or maybe he was very reserved and wanted to get close to him.I also want to get close to that serious buddy brought by Yang Tao, because my scalp is numb from seeing him.

In the beginning, Yang Tao acted pretty well, knowing that occasionally he would throw a few dots out to make himself lose.After playing for an hour, Yang Tao became impatient. It seemed a bit slow for one person to place 200 yuan at a time.Consciously or unintentionally, he always said that the bureau was a bit thin, meaning that he hoped that we could raise the deposit first.We had made a plan a long time ago, and we were determined not to mention it, so we just caught him for 200 yuan a time.Occasionally, I also come to kill Tong when I lose the dice, so as to ensure that our money will not be eaten by him so quickly.Or tie with Yang Tao when he is a little older and enter the next round, so as to prolong the time and wear down his patience slowly.The human heart is greedy, and no one is an exception. With so much money in front of him, and he can only take a little at a time, he will soon lose his composure.

As time passed, Yang Tao became more and more impatient.His impatience is manifested in the fact that when he loses the dice first, he always throws 4, 5, 6 directly, or kills us with a leopard, and doesn't even give us a chance, probably because he thinks we are really stupid Very naive.After playing for nearly 3 hours, the total output of the two of us is almost 30,000.During this period, I did not forget to observe the buddy brought by Yang Tao. From the beginning to the present, he has not said a word.But I found a problem: he has never smoked a cigarette.Any scammer starts as a gambler, and gradually grows into a scammer. There is no one who can gamble and can't smoke, and he has smoked.From this point of view, he should be a layman, or a helper brought by Yang Tao, afraid of accidents?It's just my opinion, I'll have to check him out. When it was my turn to throw the dice first, I deliberately half-held my palm, and there was nothing in my palm.I stretched out three fingers to pick up the dice, and kept moving the dice with my fingertips. It seemed that I was playing with the dice unconsciously, but in fact I was looking for a point to kill.After finding it, I intentionally paused over the bowl before I threw out the dice. I threw out three 5's of leopards and killed them all.This set of movements is actually the process of taking back the dice pinched on the fingers and throwing the dice in the heart, but what I actually throw out are the dice in my fingers, and there are no dice in my palm.I am demonstrating the technique of changing dice. If you are a veteran, you will definitely respond.Yang Tao's buddy still didn't respond at all, and still had that dead expression.A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, it turned out to be a silly bird, pretending to be cool.I scolded him in my heart: Damn, how many people do you want to scare to death? I'm not afraid of him, I'm just worried that if he is a veteran, it may affect the completion of our Celestial Bureau.Yang Tao is not afraid of winning money in front of him. If he dares to ask not to play halfway, I will not let him.If he insists on not playing, I will expose the problem with their dice, and get back the money he won, maybe I can knock some money down.But I don't want to make it like this.I'm going to let him hand over the money by himself, which can save a lot of unexpected troubles.The probing was over, and I breathed a sigh of relief. He pretended to be cool if he wanted to, so I didn't bother to look at him anymore. Let's focus on dealing with Yang Tao. As the game progressed, I found another problem: the kang was too hot, and everyone’s hands were sweaty. When we played dice, you threw them and I threw them. After a few hours, the dice became old. .Taking out the dice in my pocket like this, it looks too new, and the difference is obvious, and if I replace it without any treatment, a fool can see it. My mind was spinning rapidly, thinking about how to make the dice in my pocket old.It seems that rubbing dice with sweaty palms is not very effective. When others throw dice, I rub ashes on my own hands.After rubbing it a few times, it didn't come out ashes.I tried to rub some ash off my neck again, but it hurt so much that I didn't rub it off.It's not that I have a cleanliness freak, it's because I just got out of the sauna that day, and the ash on my body was rubbed off by someone.I'm a little depressed, I usually have it when I rub it, but I need it at a critical moment, why is it gone?The gentlemen didn't pay attention to my actions, but the young lady noticed.She looked at me with strange eyes, probably because my action of rubbing ashes disgusted her, and her eyes clearly said: Why are you like this?There are so many people, why are you rubbing ashes?But how can I care about what she thinks, so I continue to rub.The lady cast contemptuous glances from time to time, I was a little awkward, and looked at her angrily: Why are you staring at me when you have nothing to do?I look good? I really couldn't rub off any ash on my body, so I had to collect all kinds of ash on the kang.The kang is very hot, and sweat is easy to accumulate in the palms of the hands.Every few minutes, I reached into my pocket and ravaged the three dice.His hands came out of his pockets, and he didn't stay idle, rubbing the kang and looking for ashes everywhere.Dong Qiang's kang was covered with floor leather, and it was swept very clean without any dirt on the surface.When others were playing dice, I lifted the floor leather against the wall, there was so much dust!I was so happy that when I found a chance, I rubbed the dice in my pocket with my dusty hands.After tossing for a long time, I don't know how the effect will be.Of course I dare not show it in front of everyone.I reckoned that Shazi was getting old from being trampled by me, so I made an excuse that I needed to go to the toilet.Dong Qiang's toilet is in the courtyard without lights.I looked at it with a lighter, and it was ready to be used. Then, I came back to play with confidence. When I got off the kang to go to the toilet, I took a good look at the buddy Yang Tao brought.When I came back from the toilet, I got on the kang from behind him again. When I took off my shoes, I dawdled on purpose, and got on the kang beside him, taking the opportunity to touch his body.I touched his waist with my hands, not afraid of anything else, but afraid of what he would bring, afraid of what might happen in a while.I found that he didn't have anything on him, and I was relieved a lot. At this time, Yang Tao became even more impatient.I signaled to Dong Qiang that we can start.It's enough for the stage performance to this level, we have to close the line.
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