Chapter 56 Fifty-sixth time to grow old and never die

Hu Buchou shrank back and put her head in her knees.But Mrs. Wan's voice, the voice that seemed to have magic power, still wanted to get into his ears. Mrs. Wan said: "As long as you tell me, not only the whole chicken leg is yours, but also this roasted meat—pork; beef, and mutton sprinkled with pepper, steamed white and big steamed buns..." Hu Buchou roared wildly: "Shut up!... Please, shut up." That shrill roar was really like that of a wounded beast, it was heartbreaking to hear, but Mrs. Wan didn't seem to hear it at all. She still continued slowly: "Look, this pork is so well roasted, the skin is fragrant and crispy. And this mutton, fat and fat, if you eat it in steamed buns, just take a bite to protect you It's full of oil."

Hu Buchou hissed: "I...I said..." Mrs. Wan said happily, "Are you willing to say it?" Hu Buchou beat her chest and bumped her head, but finally cried out, "I'm willing to say it... I'm not human... I'm willing to say it..." The pirates carried Shui Tianji out to a sheltered place on the starboard side near the stern, and the rough laughter broke out again. A pockmarked man with a gold ring hanging from his left ear and a shiny scimitar sticking obliquely on his belt looked the most strange, at this moment he laughed and said: "I don't want that old monster to be so old, but still an old man!" How coquettish, you actually want to get a young guy locked up in the cabin to make troubles."

The other person has an unusually big body but an oddly small head. The oddly big body is wearing a small green vest, but the oddly small head is wrapped with a big red scarf. Go, I chose such a big-headed monkey. That skinny bone, how can it withstand her tossing." Another person smiled and said, "You don't understand. It's because she is old that she dare not look for us, otherwise it will be her old bones that will be broken." The little head sneered and said, "You know? You know what! The older you are, the more energetic you are." The man smiled and said, "Since that's the case, why don't you go up?"

The little head "spit" heavily on the ground, and said: "Even if my little Pomfret hasn't seen a woman for eight years, I wouldn't want her. Look at her dead flesh....spit!" Turning his eyes, he suddenly smiled and said: "Besides, there is a beauty waiting here. If you are my good brothers, how about letting my little Pomfret take the lead?" The pockmarked man said: "That's not good, how can she stand up to you?" The other laughed and said, "Let me go, I'm the most gentle." Suddenly someone said coldly: "You all stand aside."

I saw this person's black leather boots, black Baotou, all black trousers tied up with a black cloth belt, his face was as dark as pig iron, and he wore a black eye patch on his right eye. He was actually a one-eyed dragon. But even though he was one-eyed, the light from that one eye was brighter, fiercer, and frightening than other people's two eyes. When the pirates saw him, they all took a step back. The little Pomfret laughed and said: "If Boss Long wants it, Boss Long should take the lead." Cyclops said coldly: "No." Little Pomfret happily said: "If Boss doesn't want it, then I..."

Cyclops said: "Go to the kitchen and get a bowl of hot soup and a piece of meat." Little Pomfret was startled, and said in a low voice, "But...but we can't give her food." Cyclops sternly said, "Who said that?" Little Pomfret said: "That old...old..." The one-eyed dragon said angrily, "Are you listening to her or to me?" Little Pomfret didn't dare to speak anymore, but he glanced at Shui Tianji on the ground, saw her weak appearance that most easily aroused man's animal desires, finally bit his head and said: "But... if this woman has strength, We're afraid we won't be able to move her."

Cyclops said coldly: "We didn't move her in the first place." When these words came out, all the pirates were taken aback—even Shui Tianji, although her mind was completely numb, was also taken aback. If she could just open her eyes and look, she could see the sad, disappointed look on the pirates' faces.Finally, Little Pomfret took the courage to say: "But... But Boss Long, this is fat enough to eat, why are we so big..." Cyclops cut off coldly: "You want to touch her?" Little Pomfret laughed and said: "Boss, you should also pity the little brothers. The brothers haven't gone ashore for seven or eight months, and haven't seen a woman for seven or eight months. This feeling is really unacceptable."

Before the words were finished, Cyclops had already swung his big hand like a cattail leaf fan, and gave him a slap in the face with a "bar", until his whole body was sent flying.One-eyed dragon flicked fiercely in one eye, and said sharply, "Who else wants to talk?" These ferocious pirates were all submissive in front of him, and none of them dared to speak. Cyclops said: "Who is going to get things from the kitchen?" The pirates scrambled forward together, and in the blink of an eye, they rushed out again carrying meat, soup, and steamed buns. Cyclops sneered and said: "Although you are obedient on the surface, you must be dissatisfied in your heart: Boss Long is not related to this woman, why did you force her to let her go?"

The pirates said yes in their hearts, but they said in unison: "No...no." The one-eyed dragon roared angrily, "Isn't it?" The pirates bowed their heads together and said, "Yes." Cyclops sneered and said, "But if you think Boss Long is unreasonable, you are wrong. Naturally, there is a reason and a reason for me to let this woman go." Without waiting for others to speak, he continued: "Let me ask you, is that old hag hated or not?" The pirates were sincere this time, and shouted in unison: "Hateful!" The one-eyed dragon said: "If we bring this old hag back to the shore, will we still have the face to meet the boss? Even if the boss doesn't blame us, but if this kind of embarrassing thing gets out, can our boat hang around on the sea?" ?”

This sentence reached everyone's heart, and each of them gritted their teeth and cursed: "This old monster, you will never die!" Cyclops sneered and said, "Apart from scolding, what else can you do to her?" The pirates looked at each other and said dejectedly, "Not only can we beat her, we can't even beat her, we can't even scold her." Cyclops sternly said: "That's it, since we have nothing to do, we have to ask someone for help." The pirates said bitterly: "Who are we looking for? Who can we look for at sea?" Cyclops pointed at Shui Tianji and said word by word: "That's the girl."

The pirates suddenly said: "Her?...Looking for her?" Cyclops sneered and said, "You stupid birds, haven't you seen how afraid the old hag is of this girl? If it wasn't for the fact that the girl is so hungry that she has no strength, the old hag will probably kneel down immediately." The pirates thought about it for a while, then all smiled and said, "That's right...it's true...after all, Boss Long has a brain." Cyclops scolded: "Since I know it's good, why don't you hurry up and serve the hot soup." Shui Tianji drank the bowl of hot soup slowly, ate half a steamed bun and a small piece of meat, finally opened her eyes, and there was light in them again. She finally sat up, smiled sweetly, and said, "Thank you." It's okay if she doesn't smile, but this smile made all the pirates dumbfounded.They never dreamed that there are such touching smiles in the world. Seeing their appearance, Shui Tianji smiled even sweeter, and said with a light smile, "I was about to die, but you saved me and him, I... I really don't know how to thank you it is good." Suddenly Yingying stood up and kissed everyone on the cheek. The pirates were already stunned, but now they all turned into wooden figures. Even if they were slashed with a knife, no one would feel pain. The one-eyed dragon stammered, "Girl, you... I'm next..." This big man was majestic and majestic just now, but now he seems to have become a child in front of Shui Tianji, he can't even speak. Shui Tianji smiled and said: "Don't worry, your business is on my shoulders." The one-eyed dragon said: "Then...the old witch..." Shui Tianji said: "She can't escape this time." Cyclops glanced at her, saw that sweet and touching smile, that gentle and amiable smile, finally plucked up his courage, and said again: "But... but can someone like a girl kill people? Miss you Have you ever killed anyone?" He was quite sure just now, but seeing Shui Tianji's charming smile now, he couldn't believe himself. Shui Tianji smiled delicately: "I have never killed anyone." Cyclops sighed, "This...only..." Shui Tianji cut off with a charming smile, "I haven't killed a single person... I've only killed more than five thousand people." The one-eyed dragon rolled his eyes in a daze, and the pirates were all dumbfounded, but Shui Tianji straightened her limbs and lay down comfortably. The sea breeze messed up her hair, and it also blew up her clothes that were no longer clothes, and her pair of white and slender jade legs were completely exposed. Although these legs are a bit dirty, although they are not as lustrous and plump as before, their soft curves and exquisite ankles are still enough to touch the hearts of all men. Shui Tianji didn't care at all. It was as if she didn't regard these men as human beings at all. But these men couldn't take it anymore, their Adam's apples moved up and down, swallowing uncontrollably, and although they didn't dare to look at each of them, they couldn't help but want to look at them. Cyclops finally couldn't hold back and said, "Gu...you still don't want to go?" Shui Tianji said: "Go before your physical strength recovers, what if there is a fight?" When she said "in case", it meant that Mrs. Wan would not dare to fight her. Cyclops can only hang his head and say: "Oh!" After another half hour, he couldn't help but said again: "The one who boarded the boat with the girl is..." Shui Tianji said: "His name is Hu Buchou, he..." With a sweet smile, he said again: "What do you think of him?" Her sweet smile was like revealing her relationship with Hu Buchou. Of course Cyclops just laughed and said, "Very good, very good, but... I'm afraid... a little too weak." Shui Tianji smiled and said, "He's weak?... Hey! If he hadn't been starved for more than ten days, he would have beaten at least 850 of you alone." Cyclops said: "Yes... yes, but now, he is extremely dangerous." Shui Tianji smiled and said: "Dangerous?... If he is really in danger, I will still lie here? If he is really in danger, let alone I can walk, even crawl." Cyclops said: "But...but that old hag." Shui Tianji said: "Don't worry, the old witch will not kill him, even if he slaps that witch eight times, even if he bites off one of her ears, the old witch will not dare to touch him." Cyclops stared with one eye as big as two, said: "Why?" Shui Tianji said: "Because that old hag has something to ask him." Cyclops was even more strange, and said: "The old hag asked him instead?" Shui Tianji smiled and said, "Hmm! You don't believe it?" The one-eyed dragon said: "But the girl has never seen it, how can she know?" Shui Tianji said: "I don't need to see it to guess it, he..." Before the voice was finished, a sharp and miserable cry was heard suddenly. This miserable cry was actually made by Mrs. Wan. Cyclops suddenly said: "Old witch... what's going on?" Shui Tianji was also full of surprises, and said, "Help me in." Cyclops leaned over to help her up, and when his fingers touched her skin, his body suddenly trembled strangely, almost suffocating suddenly. Shui Tianji said: "Help me there." Cyclops took a deep breath and said, "Yes, but...but..." Shui Tianji said: "What else, hurry up!" Cyclops said: "But the girl doesn't even have the strength to walk, how can she..." Shui Tianji scolded lightly: "Who says I don't even have the strength to walk? I just want to leave every ounce of strength to that witch, you know?...Quick!" Cyclops let out a long breath and said, "Yes." With his strength, he could lift ten people as light as Shui Tianji, but for some reason, at this moment, Shui Tianji's warm and soft body was leaning against him, and he felt very heavy. He could barely breathe, he could barely walk. But he finally reached the cabin door. The cabin fell silent again, and the door was still tightly closed. Shui Tianji said: "Break open the door." Although the pirates' hands-on skills are not good, they always have the ability to knock on the door. Several people bumped shoulder to shoulder, and with a "bang", the door was already wide open. Mrs. Wan was covering her right face with her left hand, blood was all over her face, Hu Buchou was leaning softly on the chair, her mouth was also covered with blood. Mrs. Wan's right hand was strangling Hu Buchou's neck. As soon as the cabin door opened, she let go of her hand, took three steps back, and shouted angrily, "What..." Before the word "person" came out, she saw Shui Tianji standing at the door, and she seemed to be strangled by someone, unable to utter a word. As soon as the door opened, Shui Tianji stood up straight. Her face was full of that charming smile again, and she looked so radiant that no one would have guessed that she was just dying. She smiled and said, "Madam Wan, how are you?" Although Mrs. Wan's body was as stiff as a wood and stone, every bit of flesh on her face was trembling. Although her mouth was opened wide, her voice was so hoarse that it was almost inaudible. She hissed, "You... how could you..." Shui Tianji smiled and said, "Strange, isn't it? In fact, I am not surprised. But now I know that although hunger is a terrible disease, it heals quickly." She smiled and walked over step by step, and Mrs. Wan stepped back step by step. Shui Tianji walked to Hu Buchou's side, Mrs. Wan's whole body was already pressed against the bulkhead, she looked like a mass of fat hanging on the wall. Shui Tianji smiled and said: "Mrs. Wan, what are you afraid of? At most I can only kill you, at most I can only cut you into pieces and throw them into the sea to feed the sharks. What are you afraid of?" Mrs. Wan said: "Shui...Miss Shui, I...I didn't do it right...I'm sorry, you...you see, even my ear has been bitten off by Hu Shaoxia." She put down her hand, and the ear on the right side of her face was gone. Shui Tianji giggled and said, "Hey! What's going on... Oh! I guessed it, probably because Hu Buchou's voice was too low for you to hear clearly, so I put my ears close together, who would have guessed that Hu Buchou's voice was too soft to hear? Don't worry, but he is really hungry, he even wants to eat your ears, alas... his appetite is really good." The pirates couldn't help but wanted to laugh, but they were a little surprised: "I never imagined that this man, who was half starved to death, would still be fooled by this old hag." Mrs. Wan was indeed fooled by Hu Buchou just now, now she forced a smile with a bitter face and said: "Miss Shui's guess is really good, it's as if she saw it with her own eyes." Shui Tianji smiled and said, "I'm so proud of you...but what is Hu Buchou talking about? It can make Mrs. Wan want to hear it so anxiously." Mrs. Wan said: "He...he..." Shui Tianji said: "Oh, I see, what he said must be the secret of Marquis Ziyi's martial arts, isn't it?" Mrs. Wan bowed her head dejectedly, and said, "I can't hide anything from you." Shui Tianji smiled and said: "Since you have heard the secret of Zi Yihou's martial arts, your martial arts must have improved a lot now, I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'm no longer your opponent." Mrs. Wan said: "Then... how can it be so fast?" Shui Tianji said: "Fortunately it wasn't so fast, otherwise would I still want to live?" Mrs. Wan said: "Yes...no...yes..." Shui Tianji said leisurely: "Since I want to live, you don't want to live." Mrs. Wan hissed, "Miss Shui... Please." Shui Tianji laughed softly: "If you don't wait for me to do it, you can die comfortably, otherwise... me!" Mrs. Wan knelt down and shouted loudly: "I beg you, for my son's sake, please spare me!" Shui Tianji said: "Your son, who is your son? It's none of my business." Mrs. Wan suddenly shouted again: "Miss Shui, as long as you spare me, I will tell you a secret, a huge secret." Shui Tianji rolled her eyes, and said with a smile: "First you acupoint the acupoints of the 'Jianjing', 'Qi and Blood', and the left and right knee joints, maybe I will still listen to you." Mrs. Wan hurriedly said: "Yes, yes." She actually raised her hand and slapped down on her four large acupoints, and she really didn't have any mercy when she struck - how dare she fake it in front of Shui Tianji. Shui Tianji smiled and said: "It's strange, why don't you really dare to fight me? In fact, my physical strength has not fully recovered. If you fight me, I really can't beat you." Mrs. Wan seemed to have been whipped by someone, and she was stunned again, her face was blue, red, and white, and she stammered: "I...I..." Shui Tianji giggled and said, "I often hear people in the world say that Mrs. Wan would rather kneel down and beg for mercy than fight an uncertain fight. That's why she has survived until now, but this time you were fooled." Mrs. Wan's face was ashen, and she murmured: "I lost... I lost, Miss Shui is really good, my old lady is so convinced that she lost, she is even more convincing than if she really fought." Shui Tianji said: "Okay, what's the secret? Tell me!" Even though she hadn't really started a fight just now, it was like fighting a battle, and the thrill and intensity of this battle was not inferior to a real fight. At this moment, although she was smiling, beads of sweat were already dripping from the corners of her forehead—how could she have the strength to fight just now!With all her strength, she could only stand up straight.She knew that if her body was a little unstable, Mrs. Wan would deliver a fatal blow. She knew that she was standing on the verge of life and death. Standing up straight is her weapon of victory. Mrs. Wan stared at her, silent for a while, finally sighed, and said: "Okay, let me tell you, the secret is about Miss Shui and Fang Baoyu." The water is clear and cold.Fang Baoyu sank straight to the bottom of the water with the "thousand catty drop" technique. He judged that this lake must be different from all lakes in the world.He was quite confident in his heart, and his judgment could not be wrong. He is gambling with his life. He was right. Although the lake is big, it is not deep, and it can be said that it is shallower than he expected. When he entered the water, his toes touched the bottom of the lake in an instant. Naturally, the pressure of the water was not too great, so he walked forward with a closed breath. Then, he opened his eyes, the water was clear— The scene at the bottom of the water immediately made him stunned and stunned. The first thing Fang Baoyu saw was a person, a woman. The woman was swimming like a fish at the bottom of the water, before him, her beautiful and moving body was almost completely naked. Her hair was spread like seaweed, but her eyes were like pearls. With a smile on the corner of her mouth, she actually swam into Baoyu's arms, her plump chest and slender legs almost wrapped around Baoyu's body. Baoyu stood there without dodging. But the naked girl at the bottom of the lake took Baoyu's hand and nodded. That means exactly saying: Come with me. Without hesitation, Baoyu followed her to swim. Then he saw again that the shallow lake bottom was like the palace of the Dragon King, with huge red corals shining everywhere, strange shells, and brightly colored fishes. All of this is enough to make people dazzled and fascinated, what's more, among the coral pearl shells, there are still naked girls with attractive figures swimming back and forth like fish. Where is this human scene? The naked girl pulled him and swam into a cave in the rock. The water in the cave is clearer, cooler and calmer. Then, he saw four characters embellished with pearls. "The Gate of the Water Palace". These four words caught his eyes, and the naked girl had already pulled him upwards—— His head was already out of the water, and he was fascinated by the brilliance before his eyes. He heard a charming voice with a smile in his ear: "Did Fang Shaoxia just come? My mother has been waiting for a long time." Fang Baoyu is in a small pool at the moment, the pool is made of crystal jade, and the sculptures are delicate, gorgeous and weird. The pool leads to the lake outside, and the surface of the pool is flush with the surface of the lake, so the pool becomes the gateway from the lake outside to the mysterious water palace. The wonder of the concept and the ingenuity of the design alone are enough to make people overwhelmed, not to mention the beauty of the water palace itself is even more amazing. The pool was originally in the middle of a cave.Strange stalactites and rare pearl shells are intertwined into a dazzling brilliance, reflecting the indescribable splendor and splendor of this cave. Under the colorful light, beside the pool, there stood a girl with long hair like a cloud with a smile on her face. On her toned body, the only clothes she wore were the colorful light. But her expression was not shy, and her smile was still generous. She stood upright, completely exposing her moving body in front of Baoyu, because she didn't feel shameful at all, but felt very proud. That was indeed a figure to be proud of, but Baoyu couldn't bear it.He jumped onto the pool, but he didn't dare to look up. The girl laughed and said, "Am I ugly?" Baoyu was startled, then smiled and said, "Where..." The girl said: "I'm not ugly, why doesn't Fang Shaoxia dare to look at me?" Baoyu was startled again, and said, "This..." The girl smiled and said, "Fang Shaoxia, is it because I don't have any clothes on?" Without waiting for Baoyu to answer, she smiled and said, "But Fang Shaoxia knows why people wear clothes?" Baoyu was startled again, and said, "It's... because... people are supposed to wear clothes." The girl said: "But what is the reason?" Baoyu said: "Because... because of keeping out the cold." The girl smiled and said, "But it's not cold here!" Baoyu said: "Then...it is because of shame." The girl said: "Why do you have to be ashamed? Why can't others show the innocent body born to your parents... It's only because people have a sinful heart that they feel ashamed, right?" Baoyu said, "cough cough cough!" The girl smiled and said, "So clothes are the product of sin, aren't they?" Baoyu said: "Ahem, it's better to annoy the girl and take her down to meet the palace lord." The girl smiled and said, "Let me ask you first, is what I said right?" Baoyu only smiled wryly and said, "It sounds good." The girl said: "Since it's not bad, please ask Fang Shaoxia to take off his clothes too!" Baoyu was not afraid of anything, but this sentence really shocked him, he couldn't help but took two steps back, and fell into the water again with a "plop". He raised his eyes, and saw that there were more than a dozen pairs of legs beside the pool at some time, each pair of legs was crystal clear and plump, and each pair of legs was healthy, strong and slender. The girl giggled and said, "Is there something shameful about Fang Shaoxia? Otherwise, why are you so afraid?" The girls all laughed like silver bells. Before Baoyu entered the water palace, he had already thought carefully, no matter how serious the danger was, he had a way to deal with it. But at this moment, he never dreamed that what he encountered was not a sinister conspiracy, but these many beautiful naked girls. All his countermeasures are useless at this moment. Hearing a series of sounds of "plop plop", the girls jumped down one by one, smiling coquettishly, splashing water, and hugging Fang Baoyu. Baoyu couldn't help shouting, "Come again, and I'll go back the same way." He blurted out this sentence, knowing that it was useless.No matter who is in a hurry, they will say such things, but no one has ever been intimidated.