Chapter 5 The fifth chapter Jinfan makes trouble
Unexpectedly, when the dwarf jumped out, a jade hand slowly stretched out from the box, with five slender fingers, more beautiful than spring onions, and a string of golden bells was tied on the white jade-like wrist.
As soon as the bell rang, the jade hand stretched out, revealing the arm like a lotus root, and then, a beautiful woman in a pure white gauze with jingle rings all over her head rose gracefully from the box along with the soft music.
I saw that her long hair was as golden as gold, her eyes were extremely charming and green like emeralds, but her skin was as pink and smooth as white jade, warm and fragrant.She danced to the music, her slender and alluring body is really soft and boneless, and her round and small waist can be seen faintly shaking slightly in the light gauze shirt...
Such a beauty, even if a woman sees it, her heart will inevitably be shaken and she will not be able to control herself, let alone a man?
All of them stared wide-eyed, unable to look away.
Even Fang Bao'er didn't feel fascinated by it, and sighed secretly: "I didn't expect that there would be such a beautiful woman in the land of Yi and Di. It is true that the whole body, every inch and every inch is a woman, and there is no..."
Suddenly, a small hand covered his eyes, and the little princess scratched at his hand: "You are not allowed to see."
After a while, he said again: "This woman is so shameless." Although Fang Baoer was funny, the more the little princess said that this woman was "shameless", the more he wanted to see it, but it was a pity that the little princess's palm was no longer there. Also refused to let go.
The music became more and more urgent, and the dancing posture of the blond beauty became more and more alluring.
In fact, Fang Baoer is still young, and she really saw it, but she didn't see much of it, but at this moment, her ears could hear the music, but her eyes couldn't see it. On the contrary, she was a little moved, wishing to take a bite of the little princess's hand - this is exactly what men in the world want Psychologically, it is better to see than to see.
The veil was fluttering, the jade muscles were faint, and bursts of charming fragrance wafted in the hall with her swaying dancing posture, everyone was dazzled and fascinated by it.
Suddenly the music stopped, and the blond beauty stretched out her hands and prostrated herself on the ground. There were beads of sweat on her jade-like skin.
That plump carcass still couldn't help trembling slightly...
After a long, long time, everyone took a long breath.Only Julu Datu said with a smile: "This is the most beautiful woman in our country. Not only is she unparalleled in beauty, she is excellent in singing and dancing, but she also has other things..." Haha laughed and said no more. The men knew what he meant, so they couldn't help but change It's a heartbeat.
Although the women pretended not to understand, they actually knew it clearly in their hearts. The only ones who really didn't understand were Fang Baoer and the little princess.
Suddenly, Ling'er sneered and said, "What's so great about this?"
Fang Baoer secretly smiled and said, "Little Bell is jealous."
In fact, Fang Bao'er was not the only one who laughed inwardly, even the master Julu giggled and said: "This girl seems to speak a little sourly. Although this beauty in our country is not a fairy in the sky, at least she can be regarded as a peerless beauty in the world, respect Can Hou Ke still see it?"
Before Zi Yihou could speak, Ling'er sneered again: "If she can be regarded as the most beautiful in the world, there are too many of the most beautiful in the world. Look at us sisters, which one is uglier than her? What's more, we sisters not only poetry, calligraphy, painting, They are proficient in playing silk, bamboo and singing, and they all have martial arts, and they are all understanding, they can chat with tea, or sing with wine, can you women from the land of barbarians do it?"
Mu Langjun was secretly delighted when he heard it: "It seems that if I don't want to take action, this is what the Anxi people asked for."
Master Julu was listening and laughing all the time, at this moment he said slowly: "What the girl said is indeed good. Although a lady is beautiful, if she has no interest, she will be much worse."
Ling'er said: "It's good that you know."
Master Julu said: "But what if I find a beautiful woman who is both extremely beautiful and knows how to play and sing poetry, martial arts, literature, talk and song?"
Ling'er sneered and said, "I'm afraid it will be very difficult to find this person. When will you find him?"
Master Julu laughed and said, "Now!"
Ling'er was stunned for a moment, and laughed loudly: "Now? Could it be that this beauty fell from the sky during the day and came out of the ground?"
Master Julu smiled slightly, without answering, suddenly unbuttoned his skirt, took off his white robe, revealing a beautiful body in pink tights.
Everyone was startled, and then saw that "Master Julu" had torn off his head full of yellow hair, revealing the black hair, and then tore off something on his face, and his ugly face immediately became With a peerless appearance.I saw that her whole body was well-proportioned, and she could no longer increase or decrease, her eyes were bright, and a slight look was enough to ecstasy, especially the smile on her delicate dimple, which was even more dazzling.
If the beauty in peace is said to be a peerless beauty in the world, then this beauty must be a fairy in the sky!If it is said that the resting beauty dances in ecstasy, the beauty's eyes are better than dancing a thousand times.
Dozens of men and women, old and young, from all directions in the cabin were stunned by this peerless beauty, speechless and speechless.Seeing her radiance, the resting beauty couldn't help feeling ashamed, and quietly hid aside.
The one who was most surprised was Fang Baoer behind the curtain. He never dreamed that this "Master Julu" was actually Shui Tianji in disguise, and he couldn't help but exclaimed.
The little princess was taken aback. Fortunately, at the same moment Fang Baoer uttered this exclamation, Linger also exclaimed: "You... aren't you his eldest wife?"
Mu Langjun shouted loudly, jumped up, and cursed angrily: "I thought someone was messing with a certain family, so it turned out to be you again!"
Shui Tianji looked back and smiled, "How are you?"
Mu Langjun shouted angrily: "I want to kill you!" A pair of dead wood-like arms stretched out, pointing at Shui Tianji's throat.
Shui Tianji still had a charming smile on her face, she didn't move her body, she just smiled softly and said, "Who dares to kill people here?"
Zi Yihou also scolded lightly: "Who dares to kill people here?"
Another voice also scolded: "Who dares to kill people here?"
These three exclamations came out at the same time, one voice was soft and soft, the other voice was faintly majestic, and the other voice was shrill and weird, it sounded like needles piercing an eardrum.
Mr. Mu Lang couldn't help stopping his palms abruptly, and saw a bald, barefoot, sackclothed ascetic monk with a complexion as dark as iron walking out slowly.
Zi Yihou said: "Is the master Jia Xing Dharma King who came from Zhu during the day?" There was a slight hint of alarm in his tone, which showed that this monk's background is not trivial.
Qunhao was even more surprised when he heard the words "Jia Xing Dharma King", because although this Jia Xing Dharma King is far away in Tianzhu, there are already legends about him in the Central Plains martial arts: this person not only possesses extremely profound internal strength , and also practiced one of the most miraculous yoga secrets in Buddhist Tantric Buddhism, which can survive being submerged in water for seven days, buried alive for half a month, eating arsenic raw is not poisonous, and fire with bare feet will not hurt...
In martial arts legends, Master Jia Xing has been described as a mythical figure, who has almost become indestructible as a vajra. Qunhao couldn't help but be surprised to see him suddenly appear here.
Since the number of Buddhist disciples from the Central Plains going to Tianzhu has increased day by day since Tang Xuanzang, Dharma King Yijia Xing is also very fluent in Chinese.He said in agreement: "Amitabha, I don't want the benefactor to recognize the little monk. The little monk will clear his eyes and ears for the benefactor, and then talk." Turning around, he walked in front of Mr. Mulang and said, "Get out!"
Zi Yihou wanted to see the methods of this strange man from Tianzhu, so he didn't speak, and everyone also wanted to see how Mu Langjun dealt with him, so they just stood by and watched.
Even though Mr. Mulang harbored fear secretly, he could not show weakness under the eyes of everyone, and said in protest: "Why do you want a certain family to go out?"
King Jia Xing said: "If you don't go out again, don't blame the little monk for being rude!"
Shui Tianji smiled delicately: "The Dharma King wants you to go out, but if you don't go out, are you asking for trouble?"
This sentence is like adding fuel to the flames, Mu Langjun said angrily: "No one can make a certain family go out!"
Dharma King Jia Xing suddenly slapped him on the right side of the cheek with his backhand.
This palm came without a sound, Mu Langjun blocked the strike with lightning, and his reaction was extremely fast, but Jia Xing Dharma King's arm joints seemed to be alive, and they could bend outwards, only a "pat" was heard, Although Mu Lang-jun blocked his arm, his palm still slapped Mu Lang-jun's face firmly, like hitting dead wood and leather. Although it didn't hurt Mu Lang-jun's flesh and blood, it greatly hurt Mu Lang-jun's face. .
Mu Langjun was startled and angry, shouted angrily, rushed forward, and made seven moves in the blink of an eye, all the moves were weird and surprising.
Unexpectedly, after the seven moves, when the applause rang out, Mr. Mu Lang slapped another slap on the face!
Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth are five elements in the magic palace, and the master of each palace has a unique and unsurpassed martial arts, which makes people in the world famous and frightened.
The "Dead Wood Kungfu" practiced by Mu Langjun and his son of "Oriental Green Wood Palace" not only has weird moves, but the most powerful thing is that they can be hit and endured. No matter how vicious and powerful the palm force is, it is difficult to hurt them, but at this moment, Jia Xing Dharma King The martial arts moves were ten times weirder than that of Mr. Mu Lang, and Mr. Mu Lang couldn't help but suffer a great loss.If the two were fighting for life and death, Mr. Mulang would not be much weaker, and Dharma King Jia Xing would hardly be able to hurt him. The most wonderful thing is that Dharma King Jia Xing didn't really want to hurt him, but just wanted to save his face. Under such circumstances, Mu Langjun suffers even more.
In his capacity, he received two palms under the watchful eyes of everyone, how could he go on beating him brazenly?Suddenly turned over and swept out of the cabin, and then there was a "plop" sound, as if he had jumped into the water.Shui Tianji smiled and said, "You can't beat him, so you committed suicide by diving?"
King Jia Xing said: "This guy will never let it go. There must be another poisonous plan. Nu Tanyue must be careful in the future."
Shui Tianji smiled and said, "Thank you, Dharma King, for your guidance."
Fang Baoer secretly laughed and said: "In terms of tricks, Mr. Mu Lang is so many times worse than Shui Tianji, and he has been fooled so many times. It's ridiculous that this monk is still afraid of her loss." Then he thought: "Just based on this matter In other words, she must have seen clearly the appearance and actions of the real Messenger of Rest in secret, so she came here disguised as him and borrowed his gift, which not only surprised others, but also cost her nothing. , How ingenious this strategy is, Mu Langjun will live to be a hundred years old, and he will never be able to defeat her."
Dharma King Jia Xing faced Zi Yihou, took out a string of sandalwood Buddhist beads, and said, "Young monk is away from home, so I can't send you a big gift. It's just a mere gift, but I hope the benefactor will accept it with a smile."
Zi Yihou said: "Thank you Master... Ling'er took it over."
Ling'er took the beads and said with a smile: "Dharma King is a strange man in this world, omnipotent, so there will be something that must be done by my Lord Marquis?"
Master Jia Xing said: "Yes."
Zi Yihou said: "I don't know what the master has taught?"
Master Jia Xing said: "My little monk has won and never lost in fighting with others all his life. I came here today because I want to compare my martial arts with the number one swordsman of the time and taste what it's like to lose."
When everyone heard that this strange monk from India was going to fight Zi Yihou, they couldn't help being moved, but Fang Baoer frowned secretly: "It's okay to fight again?"
Only Zi Yihou said with a smile: "My martial arts have been neglected for a long time, how can I be an opponent of the master? If the master wants to lose, it is indeed the wrong person."
Master Jia Xing said: "The benefactor is too modest! Although the space here is not spacious enough, it is enough for you and me to do it. How about asking the benefactor to give me a move?"
Zi Yihou still smiled and said: "I have not fought with anyone for more than 20 years. The master is a guest from afar, and I will not fight with the master."
Master Jia Xing said: "This little monk has come from thousands of miles away, how can the benefactor disappoint the little monk?"
Zi Yihou said: "I'm very sorry, but I really dare not fight the master."
Master Jia Xing's withered and dark face changed color slightly, and said: "Could it be that the benefactor looks down on the poor monk? Does the poor monk not even have the qualifications to fight with the donor?"
Zi Yihou said: "I don't mean that, but I hope Master will not make things difficult for others."
Master Jia Xing was silent for a while, then slowly said: "How dare I force you to donate..." He suddenly took off his sackcloth, revealing his withered and black body, and took out the burden. Inside the burden was a hammer, countless three-inch long With the iron nail, Master Jia Xing held the nail in his left hand and the hammer in his right. With a sound of "nail", he drove the nail into the flesh, saying: "If the benefactor does not agree, I will seek relief."
While talking in his mouth, he kept his hands incessantly. In an instant, dozens of nails had been driven in. The three-inch long iron nails penetrated almost two inches into the flesh.
But Master Jia Xing still seemed to be fine, his face did not change, and no blood flowed from his body.Qunhao was shocked when he saw it, and Fang Baoer stuck out his tongue in fright, unable to shrink back for a long time.
Zi Yihou said: "Master, why bother?"
Master Jia Xing said: "As long as the benefactor agrees, the little monk will stop immediately."
Zi Yihou sighed slightly, and said: "If the master really wants to do this, I have nothing to do!" He actually refused to fight with Master Jia Xing no matter what.
All of a sudden, there was a sound of music, and the hero of the pirate walked in with big strides, bowed and said: "The junior has prepared a feast of fresh fruits and vegetables, I wonder if the Marquis is preparing a feast at this moment?"
Zi Yihou said: "It's hard for you to know that I can't eat fresh fruits and vegetables all year round at sea, and every year you plan so thoughtfully for me."
The pirate said, "It's the junior's great honor to be honored by Lord Hou."
Zi Yihou said: "In this case, please instruct your subordinates, the feast is now."
Pirate Zhihao respectfully responded, turned around and exited.Zi Yihou yawned, and said: "Most of your matters have been resolved, and I feel a little tired, so this is the end of today. If you are interested, you may as well stay and share some fresh fruits and vegetables with me, otherwise please... ..."
Suddenly someone shouted loudly: "Wait a minute!" A person strode out, only to see that this person had a big head and a short body, his hands reached his knees, his forehead was high and broad, and his eyes were bright.
Fang Bao'er didn't need to take a second look to know that his big-headed uncle had indeed come, and wondered: "My big-headed uncle, I don't know what to ask for Zi Yihou? He doesn't even have money for food, but at this moment he doesn't know what to bring." What gift?" He saw that Hu Buchou's hands were empty, so where did he bring any gift!Zi Yihou would not agree to other people's request of courtesy, I am afraid that Zi Yihou would never agree to what he asked for.
Ling'er frowned and said: "Since you have something to ask for, why didn't you come out just now?"
Hu Buchou said in a respectful voice: "Your name is humble, how dare you compete for the first place?"
He was neither chic nor handsome, but he had a calm demeanor and a bright smile, which was very likable.
Ling'er glanced at him and said, "May Hou Ye let him talk?"
Zi Yihou sighed and said, "Okay, let's talk!"
Hu Buchou said: "The junior came in a hurry and did not bring any gifts."
Ling'er stopped and said: "There is no gift, don't you know the rules of Lord Hou?"
Hu Buchou said: "Although the junior has no gifts to bring, what he is asking for is not for himself, but for the fellow martial artists in the world, so he begged Lord Hou to help. If Lord Hou refuses the younger generation, I am afraid that all the martial arts masters in the Jianghu will It is inevitable that they will die before the battle, and the martial arts will also be in chaos."
He is eloquent and concise, and a few words are enough to move people.
But Zi Yihou said coldly: "What does the life and death of martial arts masters in the world have to do with me? If I die, they will never shed a tear for me."
Hu Buchou was stunned for a moment, then said: "But..."
Zi Yihou said: "Thirty years ago, I was unwilling to fight for others, let alone today? Young man, you are still young, I advise you to stop meddling in other people's business!"
Hu Buchou stayed there, his eyes rolling around.Fang Bao'er knew that his big-headed uncle's eyeballs would show tricks, so he secretly said: "This time, no matter what tricks he comes up with, it will be difficult to impress Zi Yihou."
In a flash, Hu Buchou said in a deep voice: "But this matter is also related to Lord Hou."
Zi Yihou said: "What does it have to do with me?"
Hu Buchou said: "The reason why the martial arts were robbed this time is because a strange swordsman came out of nowhere and wanted to challenge the world's martial arts masters!"
Zi Yihou said: "This man's breath is not small."
Hu Buchou said: "Although this man's tone is arrogant, but his swordsmanship is high, but he can be called the best in the world, I'm afraid you, Lord Hou..." He coughed dryly and remained silent.
Although he only spoke half of what he said, the implication seemed to be: "Master Hou, you are not as good as him."
Zi Yihou said: "No. 1 in the world? I'm afraid not!"
Hu Buchou saw that he was a little provoked, she was secretly happy, but she deliberately sighed: "Although this junior doesn't want to build up others' ambitions and destroy his own prestige, but from this junior's point of view, his swordsmanship is indeed unmatched."
Zi Yihou was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed and said: "Young man, although your provocative skills are excellent, but you can't provoke me. What's the problem if he is the best in swordsmanship?"
Hu Buchou said calmly, "Since that's the case, this junior is also leaving, but it's a pity... Alas!" Bowing, he turned and walked out.
Seeing that he was about to walk out of the hatch, Zi Yihou suddenly called out: "Come back!"
Hu Buchou looked back and said, "What orders does Lord Hou have?"
Zi Yihou said: "What's the pity? Tell me and listen."
Hu Buchou said: "Anyone who learns swords should take a look at that person's swordsmanship, that person's swordsmanship... Sigh! It's a pity not to watch it!"
Zi Yihou said: "What kind of sword technique did he use? How clever is it?"
He was actually aroused by Hu Buchou's stammering and hesitant appearance, and he had fallen into Hu Buchou's trap unconsciously.
Hu Buchou said: "This junior really can't describe how superb that man's swordsmanship is, then... alas! That can really be said: 'This sword should only exist in the sky, how often do you see it in the world.' Junior He brought something, if Hou Ye takes a look at it, he will know how good his swordsmanship is."
Zi Yihou couldn't help but said: "Take a look."
Hu Buchou was really calm, up to this moment, there was still no joy on his face, he slowly stretched out his hand, and suddenly withdrew it again.
Zi Yihou said: "What are you doing?"
Hu Buchou said: "Senior, if you are determined not to make a move, then you don't need to look at this thing!"
Zi Yihou said: "Who said that I am determined not to make a move? Quickly bring it and have a look."
Then Hu Buchou slowly reached into his arms and took out the dead branch.
At this time, not only Zi Yihou was moved by him, but everyone's appetite was also whetted by him. Seeing him stretching his hands into his arms, they couldn't help but crane their necks to look, but no one looked at Jia who was still nailed with iron nails. Master Xing, but seeing that what he took out was a dead branch, he felt a little disappointed, a little baffled.
Hu Buchou solemnly sent the dead branches to Zi Yihou with both hands.
There was no sound in the hall, only the beating of the hammer and the sound of "ding ding", it was obvious that Zi Yihou was staring intently at the dead branch.
Everyone didn't know what the beauty of the dead branch was, why Zi Yihou was so fascinated by it, after three or four cups of tea, Zi Yihou sighed slowly and said: "What a brilliant sword technique! It's so fast His swordsmanship! Such a profound swordsmanship..."
This number one master of swordsmanship at home and abroad actually praised him three times in a row, which shows that the swordsmanship of this sword-cutting dead branch is really extraordinary.Hu Buchou couldn't help being even more worried: "If even Zi Yihou is no match for the white-clothed swordsman, then what should we do?"
But Ling'er couldn't help asking: "Could it be that Hou Ye can tell whether that person's swordsmanship is good or not just by looking at this dead branch?"
Zi Yihou said: "Exactly!"
Ling'er asked, "Where did you see it?"
Zi Yihou sighed, and said: "Your swordsmanship has reached my level of attainment, you can see it from the cut of this dead branch. Otherwise, even if I explain it to you for three days and three nights, you will not understand."
Ling'er was startled, and said with a wry smile: "It seems that I will never understand it in my life."
What she asked just now was exactly what the people around, Hu Buchou and Fang Baoer wanted to ask a long time ago. Everyone couldn't help but let out a long sigh of disappointment when they heard Zi Yihou's explanation, which was not considered an explanation.
Zi Yihou said: "Where is this person now?"
Hu Buchou said happily: "Master Hou is going to make a move?"
Zi Yihou said: "If I don't want to make a move, what does it matter to me where he is? Sigh... to be able to compare sword skills with such a person, it is considered that this life has not been wasted!"
Everyone never thought that Hu Buchou had no gift, and what he asked for was difficult, but Zi Yihou would agree, and they couldn't help being surprised.But they don't know that the more advanced the martial arts are, the more lonely they will feel in their hearts. If they can find an opponent who can match themselves, it will be more happy than making a close friend, and they will not win or lose at all. Keep the number in mind.
Suddenly, he heard an angry shout like tearing silk: "Wait a minute!"
The Dharma King Jia Xing, whose body was covered with iron nails, rushed to the front with his body covered in iron nails.
When everyone saw that he was like a hedgehog, they couldn't help but feel a sense of discomfort and terror in their hearts.
Zi Yihou said: "What advice, Master?"
Dharma King Jia Xing said: "If the benefactor wants to fight with others, he should first fight with the little monk. Although the little monk is not talented, is he not as good as that unknown swordsman?"
Zi Yihou sighed: "Master, let's take a look at this man's swordsmanship."
The words became smoother, and Fang Baoer saw the dead branch flying out from behind the screen. The castration was extremely slow, and it seemed that there was an invisible palm holding it underneath. Qi thought: "Why doesn't this dead branch fall off? It's strange..."
When everyone saw Zi Yihou revealing this shocking martial arts, they couldn't help being moved, and Cen Zou and others were even more frightened and dared not make a sound.
Dharma King Jia Xing raised his hand to take over the dead branch, opened his eyes and looked at it for a while, his expression changed, then suddenly dropped the dead branch, turned around and flew out without saying a word.
A small piece of dead branch actually scared the world-famous Dharma King Jia Xing away. If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, no matter who you told it to, it would be hard to believe it.
Hu Buchou picked up the dead branches, and sighed: "The teacher ordered the junior to come here, and there is something to ask the Lord Hou, but at this moment... at this moment..."
Zi Yihou said: "Who is the commander? What else do you want to ask me?"
Hu Buchou said: "My teacher is known as Qingping Swordsman..."
Zi Yihou said: "It turned out to be Bai Sankong. When I was a young knight-errant, I once had a good meal with him... Sigh! Speaking of which, it was more than thirty years ago."
Hu Buchou said: "The second thing my master asks Lord Hou is... is..." Turning around suddenly, pointing at Shui Tianji, he said: "I beg Lord Hou to take this girl down."
Shui Tianji smiled coquettishly: "Oh, how did I offend you? Could it be that you, like that wood, have a lecherous father, so I hurt you?"
Everything she said hurts people, and she couldn't be happier to see others being furious by her.
Unexpectedly, Hu Buchou's nature is even weirder than her, and he is calm about everything, no matter who wants to provoke him, it is really difficult.
Although Shui Tianji's words were harsh, he pretended not to hear them.Still slowly said: "This woman snatched away the grandson of my teacher..."
Shui Tianji giggled and said, "Master Hou, don't listen to his nonsense. I don't even want that mischievous child for me, so why bother to snatch it?"
Although Hu Buchou guessed that it must be her who snatched Fang Baoer, but he was still not sure, he was stunned when he heard the words, and said: "Who is it not you?"
Shui Tianji smiled and said: "You insist on relying on me, but what evidence do you have? But has anyone seen it? Sigh! I can't raise and take care of that annoying child, but I have to rely on others."
The more Fang Baoer heard it, the more annoyed she became, and she said to herself, "So she wasn't worried at all when I disappeared; it turned out that she flattered me in person, but scolded me behind her back."
Hu Buchou was stunned by what she said, speechless.Ling'er's eyeballs rolled back and forth, but she looked like she wanted to watch the excitement.
But Shui Tianji said again: "Master Hou, look at this big head spitting blood in front of you, bullying me, poor girl..."
Hu Buchou said: "Obviously it's you..."
Shui Tianji lightly stamped her feet and said: "Okay! You see, he still said it was me, Master Hou, tell him to show evidence, or...just...just ask him to kowtow to me in apology."
She had a pitiful appearance of being wronged, it was really heart-warming to see, Zi Yihou sighed: "Since you have no evidence, you shouldn't accuse her."
Shui Tianji said: "Yes... yes..." Holding Ling'er's sleeve, he said: "My good sister, I beg you to make the decision for me, otherwise... otherwise I will be bullied by him like this, I... I I don't want to live anymore."
He fell into Ling'er's arms, twisted on Ling'er's shoulder suddenly, and whispered in Ling'er's ear: "Little girl, where did you steal my little husband?"
Ling'er was giggling at first, but she was taken aback when she heard this, but the laughter still didn't stop, she just sneaked into her ear and asked: "Who said that?"
Shui Tianji whimpered in her nose, but whispered in her mouth: "If you didn't steal it, how would you know that I am his eldest wife?"
It was only then that Ling'er realized that it was she who had let out a word just now, she couldn't help but secretly sighed, and thought: "What an amazing girl!"
She only heard Shui Tianji say in her ear: "If you don't help me play tricks on this yin and yang big head, I will expose your stealing in public."
Ling'er smiled wryly, "How to play tricks?"
Shui Tianji said: "You can say what I say, and you must make that big head go crazy and full of grievances."
Everyone saw these two beautiful girls embracing each other, one was crying and the other was laughing, they couldn't help being puzzled, no one could have guessed that the two of them were talking secretly.
Sudden hearing Ling'er said: "Big head, can you produce evidence?"
Hu Buchou said: "This... this..."
Ling'er said: "Since you can't produce evidence, you shouldn't say that. Are we girls easy to bully? Come here and kowtow!"
No matter how calm Hu Buchou could be, at this moment she couldn't help but flushed with excitement, and said: "If Lord Hou doesn't believe it, you might as well call Mr. Mu Lang, he will definitely know."
Shui Fuji said in Ling'er's arms: "He hates me to the bone, so naturally he will help you rely on me."
Everyone felt that these words were very reasonable, and some people couldn't help but said: "Yes, he must kowtow to apologize, so that he will not dare to bully girls in the future." Naturally, the one who spoke was also a woman.Women are indeed very united with men sometimes.
Hu Buchou felt that dozens of eyes were looking at him all around, all of which contained hostility, and he was really angry and annoyed, even his hands were shaking from anger.
Shui Tianji peeked at it, feeling extremely happy.
Zi Yihou said: "It seems that you can't produce evidence, so you can only kowtow!"
Hu Buchou froze there, not knowing what to do, and suddenly heard a clear voice shouting: "Who said there is no evidence, here is the evidence!"
The cry came from behind the screen, and the group of people were all shocked.
I saw a very cute child with big eyes, high nose, red and white face, white and tender, running out from behind the screen.
Hu Buchou was both surprised and happy, and couldn't help blurting out: "Bao'er, why are you here?" Fang Baoer actually appeared here, how could he not be surprised?
Fang Bao'er's face was flushed red with anger and said: "This is a matter of fact, let's talk about it after Bao'er expresses this anger for uncle you first."
Hu Buchou wondered, "Are you venting your anger for me?"
Fang Baoer said: "Not bad!" Turning around, facing Zi Yihou.
Only then did he finally see Zi Yihou's appearance, he was wearing a purple satin brocade robe and a king's crown on his head, his face was as if molded from jade, with a compelling power.Even with Fang Bao'er's courage, she didn't dare to look at his eyebrows carefully.Zi Yihou seemed to have known that there was someone behind the scenes, and when he saw him appear, his expression was still indifferent and lazy, without the slightest hint of surprise.
Fang Baoer bowed and said: "Your Majesty roams the sea, roaring proudly at the clouds and clouds, like a god outside the sky, but he doesn't know how to follow the etiquette of the world?"
Zi Yihou saw that he was so young, but he spoke like an old Confucian, his indifferent face could not help showing curiosity, and said slowly: "Although this Marquis travels the sea all the year round, he is not a foreigner, so why not follow the etiquette ?” Between the words, Bao’er was not treated like an ignorant boy.
Fang Bao'er bowed again: "The three cardinal principles and five ethics, the four dimensions and eight virtues are the foundation of etiquette. If someone commits this intentionally, I wonder if they should be punished?"
When Qunhao saw that this young child was in such a situation, he was able to speak eloquently without fear, and he couldn't help being surprised and amused.
The little princess hid behind the curtain, she didn't dare to come out, she stomped her feet anxiously, Zi Yihou said: "If someone violates the principles of etiquette, he should be punished."
Fang Baoer said: "As the saying goes: the king is the heaven of the ministers, the father is the heaven of the sons, and the husband is the heaven of the wives. If there are wives who do not obey women's ways in front of their husbands, what should they do?"
Zi Yihou couldn't help showing a smile, and said: "You are young, don't you have a wife?" Everyone couldn't help laughing.
Fang Baoer said: "Exactly."
Zi Yihou said: "Who? Come and listen to me."
Fang Baoer turned around and pointed at Shui Tianji, saying, "That's her!"
Under this finger, the people in the cabin immediately became agitated, some laughed in shock, some didn't believe it, Hu Buchou frowned and shook his head, secretly said: "Why is this kid so messed up?"
Ling'er touched the painful shoulder that had just been pinched by Shui Tianji, rolled her eyes, suddenly clapped her palms, and said loudly: "What this child said is true."
Zi Yihou said: "How do you know?"
Ling'er laughed and said: "When the water girl got married to this child, Zhu'er and I saw clearly by the side, how could we not know?"
Shui Tianji scolded: "You... you damn girl..."
Ling'er smiled delicately: "Don't you still dare to deny it?"
Shui Tianji said: "So what if you admit it? Come on, my little husband, come over and let us husband and wife be intimate." He stretched out his hand and wanted to pull Fang Bao'er.
Fang Bao'er widened her eyes and said: "Since you are my wife, you are rude to my uncle. It is rude to commit the following offense! You admitted it now, but just now you said that you did not take me away. Repeatedly, it can be said that you are not trustworthy." You are already a wife, but you still want to show your face in public. In order to achieve your goal, you don’t hesitate to give yourself as a gift, which is shameless!"
Shui Tianji giggled and said, "Oh, you scolded me so fiercely!"
Fang Baoer ignored her, turned to face Zi Yihou, and said, "Shouldn't such a rude, untrustworthy, and shameless person punish her heavily?"
Zi Yihou smiled and said: "How are you going to punish her?"
Fang Baoer blinked her eyes and said, "Punish her to kowtow to my uncle first! Then..."
Suddenly, someone from behind the curtain continued: "Then she will be fined to do three years of hard labor with us, and she will be required to read and write every day." The voice is delicate, and it must be a little princess.
She was spoiled and spoiled, and never knew what hard work should do, only knew that reading and writing were the hardest things in the world. Everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard that she regarded reading and writing as hard work.Shui Tianji smiled and said, "It's fine for me to do this kind of hard work for three years."
Zi Yihou said: "Good!"
Shui Tianji was stunned for a while, and said, "Okay...what's the matter?"
Zi Yihou said: "Since you say it's okay, I will punish you to study here for three years."
Shui Tianji said: "But...but I was just joking!"
Zi Yihou said: "How can you talk and laugh casually in front of Benhou?"
Shui Tianji couldn't laugh anymore, and said, "I...I..."
Ling'er cast a wink, surrounded Shui Tianji with Zhu'er and the other two girls, and said with a smile: "How about you? Do you still want to deny it?"
Shui Tianji rolled her eyes around, knowing that she couldn't escape, she suddenly smiled coquettishly, and said, "Okay! I've been running around, and I'm tired from running anyway, so I'll rest here for three years. It's what I wish for. But husband and wife stay together, and my little husband also wants to be here with me."
The little princess clapped her hands and laughed, "That's natural, he must be with you."
Hu Buchou changed his mind, and said happily: "He has nothing to do anyway, so asking him to study with him here is really the best."
Fang Bao'er said: "I need her to kowtow to you first."
Hu Buchou shook his head and said with a smile: "I can't bear this head, let's get rid of it!"
Only Zi Yihou suddenly scolded: "Who?"
Only two voices outside the cabin sounded at the same time.
One person said coldly: "Your Majesty has great ear power!"
Another person laughed and said: "Weird things happen every year, especially this year, benches climbed up walls, stones rolled uphill, eleven or two year olds, married a beautiful big wife, look at my child king's second child open his mouth Come and laugh."
One of these two voices is cold and indifferent, while the other is full of enthusiasm and unrivaled joy. Although the two voices are uttered at the same time, the voices never mix. People in the cabin can hear both voices clearly Chu, but before the voice came out, none of the many martial arts masters in the cabin noticed that there was someone outside the cabin, and there was only a board away, very close at hand.
Zi Yihou's face softened slightly, and he said, "So it's you..."
That indifferent voice said: "I'm just here. I'm here to visit Lord Hou." A man strode in from outside the cabin. He was tall and thin, with a blue complexion. Clean and shabby blue clothes, the palms of both hands are as white as jade, and there is a strange-shaped jasper mottled finger on the middle finger of his right hand. His expression looks extremely indifferent, and his feet move without the slightest sound.
There were two voices, but only one person walked in. Everyone felt strange in their hearts, and they all wanted to see who made that funny and enthusiastic laughter.
The man in blue strode up to Zi Yihou, clasped his fists slightly, and said, "I haven't seen you in more than ten years, and your hearing power hasn't declined yet, congratulations! Congratulations!"
Zi Yihou smiled slightly and said: "I haven't seen you for more than ten years, but your lightness kungfu has improved, and you must be the number one lightness kung fu."
The man in the blue shirt said: "Last year, I competed with Daoist Feng - the lightness kung fu of the day and night, and I finally beat him by more than half a mile. It's just that I don't like to be greedy for fame, so the title of number one lightness kung fu was given to him. "Although his expression was indifferent, his tone was full of pride, as if he didn't take everyone seriously.
Everyone was surprised when they heard that his lightness kung fu was better than the famous Taoist Feng, and they were secretly thinking about the origin of this person.
Seeing him so arrogant, the little princess was disgusted in her heart, and couldn't help but softly said: "Blow up!"
方宝儿立刻应道：“吹牛皮！”
蓝衫人突然回过头来，目光在他两人小脸上一转。方宝儿与小公主但觉他面容虽然青冷，但这一双眼神中却似乎蕴藏着一股火样的热情。
蓝衫人冷冷道：“两个小孩子，是在说我么？”
水天姬一步赶过来，挡在方宝儿身前，娇笑道：“大人可不能对小孩如此发狠，喂，和你同来的那位怎不进来呀？”
蓝衫人道：“进来了。”
水天姬眼波四转，道：“在哪里？”
突听那热情的笑声自对面传来，笑道：“在哪里？在这里，你虽然瞧不见我，我却瞧得见你。”
水天姬、方宝儿却吓了一跳，定睛望去，只有那蓝衫人站在对面，面上仍无表情，更不似说过话的模样，但那笑声却的的确确是从对面传来的。笑的人是谁？莫非会隐形之术不成？
方宝儿心里有些发冷，忍不住靠紧了水天姬的身子。
那笑声又自传来：“小两口，亲蜜蜜，当着人……”
方宝儿突然大叫道：“是他……又是他……两个声音都是他一个人……他肚子里会说话。”
笑声顿住，蓝衫人目光中却似有笑意一闪，他目光中的神情，与面色之冷漠看来，有如两人一般。
水天姬瞧了他两眼，拍掌笑道：“王半侠！你是王半侠！外冷内热，半侠半狂，我早该想起你了！”
蓝衫人王半侠道：“现在想起来还不迟。”
水天姬笑道：“久闻王半侠乃是武林怪人谱中一个绝妙怪人，不想今天竟在这里遇着，真是幸会得很。”
王半侠道：“你又何尝不是'怪人谱'其中之一。”
方宝儿睁大了眼睛望着他，道：“你……你肚子怎会说话？”
水天姬笑道：“他就是仗着自己这一手肚子里会说话的腹语功夫，硬要将自己当做两个人，还取个名字'化身双侠'，把武林豪杰们弄个晕头转向，谁也不知他究竟是一人还是两个。”
王半侠冷冷道：“王某遇着正义之人，便是王半侠，遇着奸险之徒，便是王半狂，总比你忽男忽女要简单得多。”
紫衣侯微微一笑道：“王兄身外化身，游戏风尘，今日来到这里的，却不知是王半侠还是王半狂？”
王半侠道：“若是王半狂，我就不来了，只因这趟事实在和我没什么关系。我千里奔波，为的只是管人的闲事。”
目光一转，忽然问道：“谁是白三空的徒弟？”
胡不愁躬身道：“晚辈便是，不知前辈有何见教？”
王半侠道：“你师傅吩咐你的事，可曾办妥了？”
胡不愁道：“紫衣侯已答应了。”
王半侠颔首道：“好……既已答应，为何还不快走？你莫非不知此事延迟一日，武林豪杰便要多死一个？”
紫衣侯道：“原来你也是为了此事而来。”
王半侠道：“不错，在下正也为了此事而来，只因此刻死在那白衣剑客手下的英雄豪杰已有二十多个。”
紫衣侯皱眉道：“那厮真有这般毒辣？”
“那厮东来首战，便杀了'飞鹤'柳松，此后自鲁东一路向西南而行，一柄奇形长剑，几乎横扫了中原武林！连'中州一剑'邵文生，'清平剑客'白三空那样的剑法名家，都难逃他的剑下！”
方宝儿惊呼一声，身子摇了两摇，颤声道：“我爷爷……”
王半侠目光一闪，道：“你爷爷是谁？”
胡不愁黯然道：“这孩子便是家师之外孙。”
方宝儿一把抓住胡不愁衣襟，道：“我爷爷怎样了？你可知道？”
胡不愁垂首道：“他老人家只怕……”
王半侠截口道：“白三空没有死！”
方宝儿松了口气，这一惊一喜之后，只觉双脚发软，几乎站不住身子。
胡不愁却又惊又奇，道：“家师未死？”
王半侠道：“白三空虽然中了那白衣剑客一剑，却并未丧命，乃是惟一自白衣人剑下保得性命的人。”