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Chapter 10 9. Do not eat toast and eat fine wine

My Crazy Life III 腾飞 3080Words 2018-03-04
I had already thought of a countermeasure, and instead of directly telling Xiao Ai what to do, I asked him, "What are you going to eat tonight?" Xiao Ai was a little puzzled, and asked: "It's early for dinner, why are you hungry?" I said, "I'm not hungry, it's because the players are hungry. Go to the deli downstairs and buy some chicken feet, chicken necks, beer, etc., and share them with everyone." Xiao Ai understood as soon as he heard it, and punched me hard in the chest, and went downstairs to buy chicken feet and chicken necks.I went back to the room to watch the fun.

After a while, Xiao Ai came up with a big bag, yelled and asked if everyone was hungry, put chicken feet, chicken necks, and beer on the table, and distributed them to the gamblers.The organization bureau also needs to serve the bureau, cigarettes and fruits are provided, and it is natural to buy snacks for the players to eat. All expenses are paid from the water money, and the wool comes from the sheep anyway.Seeing that there was something to eat, even those who were not hungry felt a little empty, so everyone started to eat.There is a civilized person who eats chicken feet and necks in a plastic bag, and most of them start eating directly with his hands.As long as people who have eaten chicken necks and feet move Pai Gow again, there will be more oil on Pai Gow.

The kid didn't realize Xiao Ai's intentions, everyone drew cards with oily hands, and the cards were covered with grease marks, this kid was a little lost.I couldn't see the cards of the San family, so I had to fight against the San family with some gas.He knew how to stop, and after playing for a while, he found an excuse to give up the dealer to someone else.He doesn't sit on the door and throws stones, which can be regarded as helping the new dealer to win the game. After playing around 5 o'clock, the kid found an excuse and left.I took a look, and I won a lot of money, and I was a little bit unwilling.After thinking about it, he paid a lot of water money, so he was relieved.

But this kid is hated by others, and he came again the next day, probably to see if he can find a chance to continue to make money.Someone played half the night before, and the grease on the cards has long since disappeared.As soon as he went there, he wanted to sit on the dealership, but he was a very strong player. After sitting in the dealership for a whole afternoon, he had no chance to come up and sit on the dealership.As for Sanjia, he didn't think it was fun, probably because he felt that Sanjia played cards first and had no initiative.He was very patient and kept throwing stones, waiting for the opportunity to sit on the bank.He didn't wait all afternoon, he ate in the hotel and came again in the evening.Seeing him enter the house at night made me really upset.

He was afraid of everything, so when he entered the room at night, before the game started, he had quick eyesight and quick hands, and grabbed the dice in his hand, expressing that he wanted to sit in the dealership.All other players agree that when he is on the banker, the amount of each door is slightly larger than when others are on the banker.I saw, ho, he's not finished yet.It seems that he thought it was just a coincidence that he ate chicken feet and chicken necks the afternoon before.I said in my heart: Damn, how can there be so many coincidences in the world that you encounter?You kid is too slow to react.That's not okay, I have to let him know, and I can't play ghosts under the eyes of discerning people.

I want to repeat the old trick and ask Xiaoai to buy chicken feet and chicken necks.When Xiao Ai heard this, she shook her head violently and said, "Third brother, you just finished eating, who wants to eat chicken feet and necks?" Thinking about it, it seems that I am a bit stubborn.I lost my mind for a while, so I said, "What should I do then? It's not a problem to continue to ask him to do this? If this continues, the money will be taken away by him alone. Who will come to play?" Xiao Ai said: "Third brother, you are just used to his stink. Don't worry about this matter, let me fix him." As he said that, he wanted to go to the room where they played.

I hastily stopped him and said, "Don't act recklessly, you can't bring it up on the table, and even if no one admits it, you won't be able to say it with ten mouths." Xiao Ai said: "Old man, don't worry, I eat more salt than that kid eats sugar, I know it, I will definitely not expose him, and tell him to be honest." It passed by my hand. I hastily followed, fearing that Xiao Ai would fall ill and do something out of the ordinary.Xiao Ai was quite injured. He went to the bathroom first, found a towel, washed it with cold water twice, twisted it casually, and went straight to the table.The Pai Gow game has just started, and I haven't played a few rounds yet. That kid didn't mark many of his cards, so he made marks wholeheartedly when he matched the cards.Little Ai didn't care about this, he stood in front of the kid and said, "Look at you winning, you're sweating, come on! Brother Ai wipe it off for you." As he spoke, he bent down without asking whether he agreed or not. Gently help people wipe their sweat.He wiped it very interestingly, so he wiped the kid's nose.After finishing brushing, he took a step back and looked at it carefully. Those who didn't know thought he was a makeup artist, admiring the work he had just finished, to see if he was satisfied with the eyebrows and eyeliner he had painted.

The boy was suddenly "served" by Xiao Ai, a little at a loss.He hurriedly said: "No, no, thank you brother Ai, I won money, I have to collect some happy money for brother Ai no matter what I say." Xiao Ai said: "There is no need for Xiqian, you just need to sweat less. Shall I turn on the air conditioner for you?" Before he could react, he said, "No need to turn it on, the temperature is quite good now." Then, he concentrated on smearing again.I couldn't help being happy in my heart, who is this. Xiao Ai was a little speechless, holding the towel and staring at the boy, as if he was about to explode at any time.When I see something bad is going to happen, don't suddenly become mentally ill, and immediately go up and grab the hem of his clothes.Xiao Ai turned his head to see that it was me, and he waved his hand to tell me to leave it alone.He just looked straight at the kid like that, and the kid didn't pay attention at first, he was preoccupied with shuffling, dealing, matching and applying grease.Later, realizing that Xiao Ai was looking at him, he quickly grinned at Xiao Ai.But when he saw that Xiao Ai didn't react much, he still looked at him directly, and he felt a little nervous.Xiao Ai's face became more and more ugly, and the murderous look in his eyes became more and more serious. The boy finally felt that the atmosphere was not right.He was a little embarrassed and asked Xiao Ai: "Brother Ai, what's the matter?"

Xiaoai didn't show any expression, and said, "I'm waiting for Caixi to wipe your sweat." As he spoke, he wiped his nose with a towel.The kid wanted to dodge, but seeing Xiao Ai's fierce gaze, he didn't dare to dodge after all, so he had to let Xiao Ai wipe his nose honestly.The people around didn't notice the simmering tension around them, and they joked: "Yes, it's right to give Brother Ai the money if you win." This finally woke up the kid.He was so embarrassed, I could see his legs were shaking and he looked scared.The gamble was still going on, the kid couldn't leave right away, Xiao Ai didn't point it out, if he left immediately, it would arouse others' suspicion, but he didn't use his fingers to rub oil on his nose again.Xiaoai looked at it for a while, and then left the table after making sure that he was no longer going out.After more than ten minutes, the kid found an excuse not to sit in the dealership, and gave up the dealership to someone else.

When there was no one around, he went to Xiao Ai, explained it for a long time, made a smile on his face for Xiao Ai, said a lot of small things, and finally gave Xiao Ai 5,000 yuan, hoping to bribe Xiao Ai so that he could continue. out of thousands.Xiao Ai reached out to take the money, and said to the boy, "I don't mind what you do in other places, but here I don't even think about it. I'm doing this to save face, and if someone else beats you earlier, the money will be paid." Stay and tell him to go away." The boy promised obediently.Xiao Ai didn't listen to his explanation, anyway, the money he gave Xiao Ai was thrown into the water, and he didn't get anything in return, just buying a safe one.In case Xiao Ai fell ill sometime, he could really be beaten up.

Some people may ask: He has admitted it himself, why doesn't he take all his money down?That kid was brought by one of Xiao Ai's buddies, and the game of gambling has not started so long ago, so it's not easy to start.In addition, that buddy didn't know that kid was playing like this on the court, so as long as he could get by on the surface, he would be done with a haha, not everything. Later, the kid came a few more times, but he was always watching from the sidelines, occasionally throwing stones.Later, it turned out that there was really no chance to pay out the thousand winning money, so it never appeared again.This kind of trickster who can be caught or not, doesn't matter if he doesn't come, clean! Cheating by using the oil secreted by human skin is not easy to be discovered, and it is not easy to find evidence after discovery: don’t make people sweat or oily?I have talked about many of these hidden ways of getting out before, mainly using chemicals such as ointments.There is also a magic ointment, which is very difficult to detect.This ointment is mainly used for coin guessing and betting. This ointment is colorless and odorless. It is actually two different substances. I divided it into A ointment and B ointment.When playing, apply A cream to coins or treasure sticks, usually with cigarette butts or lighters, and be careful not to get it on your hands when applying it.After painting, throw the tool with A paste far away.Then apply B paste on your fingers to detect coins or treasure sticks in the treasure box. When playing, the treasure box is given out, and the cheater who has applied the ointment will take advantage of the opportunity of taking money, holding the box, and betting money, and stretches out the finger with B ointment to approach the box.When the two ointments are close, ointment B will react chemically, but it is still colorless and odorless, and cannot be observed by the naked eye. Only the temperature changes. When ointment A and ointment B chemically interact, ointment B will become cooler, which is said to be due to volatilization. The heat is absorbed, so the fingers are cooler, kind of like cooling oil.Lao Qian felt that his fingers were cold, so he knew that the treasure stick was in the treasure box.If the fingers don't feel it, the cheater will know which one to choose to lose.Knowing how much is or is not in the treasure box, taking money couldn't be easier. B cream generally only lasts for half an hour, and it will evaporate completely in half an hour, so you have to find a chance to apply it again.But this chemical substance also has disadvantages. After volatilization, there will be slight redness and swelling on the place where it is applied on the hand.But for cheaters, it's definitely a good deal to trade a little redness for a lot of money. There is also a kind of potion, which also has the effect of cheating without anyone noticing.This potion needs to be used in conjunction with clairvoyance glasses.Many scammers smear on the spot where others provide gambling equipment, such as poker games, and smear while playing.This potion will also disappear automatically, and its effect will generally last for nearly two hours. When the time is up, it will evaporate without a trace.After the game is over, some people may think of checking the poker, the potion has long since disappeared, and it is difficult to get other people's evidence!
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