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Chapter 7 6. Meet Xiao Ai for the first time

My Crazy Life III 腾飞 3670Words 2018-03-04
While talking, Xiao Ai came in from the outside.He saw me drinking tea and chatting with Brother Jian, and greeted me politely, saying: "Hello." I responded.Xiao Ai walked up to Brother Jian, and the two of them muttered for a while. When the muttering was over, Brother Jian introduced, "This is the third child, and this is Xiao Ai." We shook hands symbolically. At that time, I didn't take him as a dish, and I didn't know that he was Xiao Ai, the local underworld leader.Looking at his appearance, I thought he was a handyman under Brother Jian, or a department manager or something.Xiaoai and brother Jian didn't leave after muttering, they stood aside and listened to our conversation.From our conversation, he knew that I was a hooker, and looked at me with a frown, as if he wanted to study how my hooker was different from others.

Brother Jian and I talked about the conditions and ways of cooperation, and finalized all the details, and the negotiation went very smoothly.It is agreed to have lunch together and communicate with each other.At that time, it was not time to eat, and Brother Jian suggested: "My third son, everyone said that Qianshu is amazing, can you give me a simple demonstration?" Don't worry, just let him see it.I readily agreed and said: "Okay, this is no problem." Brother Jian ordered Xiao Ai to find a pair of poker, and Xiao Ai went out in response.At that time, in my eyes, Xiao Ai was an answering character.

After a while, Xiao Ai came back with an unopened pair of poker and a claw hammer in his hand.He threw the poker on the desk, stood by the desk, held a claw hammer in his right hand, and tapped it in the palm of his left hand.At the beginning, I didn't care about Xiao Ai's existence, and I just focused on socializing with Brother Jian.I tore off the outer packaging of the poker, pulled out the poker, and handed it to Brother Jian, asking him to shuffle the poker.Brother Jian was shuffling the cards, and I asked him: "What do you want to play?" Brother Jian had played Sangong before, and said, "Do you know Sangong?" He said and handed me the shuffled cards.I nodded, and he said, "Then show me Sangong."

At this time Xiao Ai interjected and asked me, "Are you going to spend money?" I said, "Yes, brother Jian wants to see it, doesn't he?" Xiao Ai said: "Okay, I'll just watch here. If I can see you out of your way, I'll take this hammer and smash the bones in your fingers." At first I thought he was joking, but seeing his expression was wrong, he stood there condescendingly staring at me, the claw hammer in his hand was shining.His expression and tone of voice didn't seem like he was joking with me.I thought to myself: What is this called? I glanced at Brother Jian, he looked at me with a smile on his face as if he didn't hear Xiao Ai's words.At that time, it was a lie to say that I was not afraid. Brother Jian's reputation, in the Northeast dialect: Ganggang's.But I'm just afraid of Xiao Ai, not my own skills.I played with him on Wenshi (Wenshi is to make money by means of not being able to catch the handle), and he went to catch ghosts.I looked at Xiao Ai and had an idea in my mind. I smiled and said to Brother Jian: "If you go out, you must have a winner. It's not like killing the whole audience. Let's let Xiao Ai be the winner, shall we?" Jian said : "Okay, how are you going to play?"

At that time, Brother Jian and I were sitting across from each other, and Xiao Ai was on my left. When playing Sangong, there is usually one banker and three casual players.If I sit in the village, there will be no one to go out, and I have to send a family. Counting out, Brother Jian is Tianmen, and Xiaoai is Momen.I simply shuffled the cards a few times, and Xiao Ai stared at my hand without blinking.I said in my heart, if you watch it a hundred times, you won’t see anything.After shuffling a few times, I threw the cards on the table and asked Brother Jian to cut the cards, and use the cut cards as dice.Brother Jian made a casual cut, cut a 2, and dealt the cards from the door.

I took the cut cards in my left hand and said, "Then let's grab the last door as the winner. How about betting on the last door?" Xiao Ai was not sure what I wanted him to bet on, so he asked me: "What should I bet on?" The hammer was placed in front of his door as a bargaining chip.I dealt four cards in order.Xiaoai still wanted to pick up the card in front of his door to look at it, so I smiled and said to him: "You don't need to look at it, your hammer is mine." As I spoke, I picked up the hammer and put it in front of my own door . Xiao Ai was a little anxious, and said: "I haven't checked the time yet, and you haven't checked it yourself, so why do you think I lost?"

I said: "You still need to see, the one you caught is the winner. Your family has an 8, a 2 and a J (we play Sangong here, the flower card represents 10, sometimes it represents 0, and sometimes it represents 1. , look at how the players agree) I don’t need to look at the puffy ten, I’m the banker, and the puffy ten will kill you too.” He didn't believe it, so he opened it and saw that it was exactly what I said.He looked at me suspiciously and said, "This one doesn't count, let's have another one." I said, "Okay, what are you betting on?" He snatched the poker and shuffled it himself, and asked me, "What do you bet on?"

I put the cigarette that brother Jian put on the table in front of him, and said, "You bet on this." After finishing speaking, I took the poker back, tossed it a few times in my hand, and asked him to cut the cards.After cutting, he pressed the cards and said, "You should deal slowly this time." I said: "Okay, I didn't seem to be happy last time." I dealt out the cards from house to house at a very slow speed, took the cigarettes in front of him back and put them in front of myself, and said, "The cigarettes belong to me." His first reaction was to look at his own cards. His cards were a 5, 5, 10.He raised his head and looked at me, still unable to believe what was happening in front of him, and said, "No, one more, I'll continue betting." As he spoke, he placed a calculator on Brother Jian's desk in front of his door , representing chips.

This time, when I was about to deal the cards, he stopped me and said, "You don't need to deal, we draw by ourselves." I said: "Okay, grab it yourself." Brother Jian cooperated to grab the cards going out and put them on the table. .I hadn't finished grabbing the two circumferences yet, so I took the calculator in front of him away. He was anxious and said: "I haven't finished drawing yet." Because he drew cards in front of me, the two cards in his hand were 4 and 5, and he showed the cards on the table. I said: "Then do you think I can give you a 10?" Brother Jian still smiled and said nothing, grabbed the one who went out, and took one for himself.Xiao Ai grabbed the last card and did not open it. He pressed the card on the table with his right hand, put his left hand on the right hand, and lifted the corner of the card little by little, saying: "There are so many 10s in a deck of cards (the big and small kings didn't take it out at the time. There are 18 10s counting Jacks, Queens, and Kings), and I don’t believe I can’t catch it.”

I smiled and said to him: "Don't look at it, it's an Ace of diamonds, you're still ten." While talking, he finally flipped the card away, and it was exactly as I said, it was an Ace of diamonds. He slammed the cards on the table vigorously and said, "Damn it, it's really an ace of squares, give me another one." Seeing that he was getting serious, Brother Jian stretched out his hand and said, "Okay, let's do it again." Once you do that, you will be cheated out of your family by the third child. Let's go, let's go eat." Xiao Ai stopped insisting when he heard what Brother Jian said, and smiled embarrassedly at me.Then, the three of us went to the restaurant.

In fact, the easiest way for me to lie to them is to shuffle some cards into a fixed order when I shuffle them, and put them there to wait for them to cut the cards.For example, the last handful of Xiaoai's 4, 5, and A (the specific cards depend on the situation on the spot, just find the three cards you can see and make them into ten). The first card is shuffled on the top, and when the cards are drawn, three cards are shuffled between the three cards.After they finished cutting the cards, I used tricks to change the order in which the cards were dealt.If the cut out is 7, starting from Tianmen, I will bring a card from the bottom to the top, and deal the bottom card to Tianmen, and 4 to the last gate.If the cut is 9, starting from my house, I will bring three cards up from the bottom.In short, no matter how you send it, you can send 4, 5, and A to Xiao Ai's home.This method is very simple, but very practical, it is a technique of shuffling cards. At the wine table, Xiao Ai said to me: "Third brother, I will punish myself three times for my inconsiderate words just now. In fact, I did it to put pressure on you, and I didn't really mean to touch you, just to see Will you perform abnormally when someone threatens you?" Half bragging and half serious, I said: "Someone threatens? In any gambling game, if the cheating is exposed, aren't the people around you all threatening? If you are afraid, who will cheat?" He nodded and said, "That's the same reason, then brother is reckless, drink three cups first and apologize to your third brother." While talking, he poured the wine himself, raised his head and drank three glasses in a row. I saw that this kid is a good drinker.But I didn't forget to say a few words to him, I said: "Have you not had a drink for a few days, and it's a loss for you to drink, so you have to find a reason to drink?" When he heard it, he patted me on the shoulder and said, "Third brother, you are so right." That day he always persuaded me to drink, and almost got me down.That's how we started dating. Of course, the claw hammers, cigarettes, and calculators won on Jiange's table were all just for fun. His fingers were smashed.This incident made me regret it for several days. Since I won at that time, why didn't I take the claw hammer away?It's also quite useful to go home and nail a nail to repair it or something. After performing Qianshu for Xiaoai once, he became very interested in Qianshu, and pestered me to teach him a few times when he had nothing to do.He said he doesn't gamble, he just learns to have fun.I wanted to teach him a few hands sincerely, but he was a fool. After teaching for a long time, he couldn't even practice the basic shuffle well, so he had to give up in the end. One day, I don't know which Hong Kong and Taiwan God of Gamblers movie he watched, and he was deeply stimulated.As soon as I arrived at the hotel, he found me in a hurry, pulled me into an empty room, and insisted on asking me to show him some scenes he saw in the movie.According to his description, it is to throw a deck of poker into the air, and when the poker is falling, catch some specific poker from the air, such as catching 4 aces or a straight flush. I sweated when I heard it, what is this all about?Others don't know, anyway, I can't do it.I waved my hands repeatedly and said, "I can't do it, I can't do it." He didn't believe it, and kept saying that I was being modest and putting on airs. He used his entanglement strength, and said to me: "San, are we still buddies? Just show me your hands and let me open my eyes." After he finished speaking, he asked me to get ready, which means he Started tossing poker and asked me to draw 4 aces for him. There was really no way to be entangled by him, so I told him: "No, it's all a bluff." But he didn't listen and insisted on throwing it away.I really had no choice, so I said, "Throw it away, and you will be responsible for the consequences." He was happy when I told him to throw it away, but he probably didn't understand my last sentence, and asked me, "What are the consequences?" He asked me to prepare. I said yes, he stood by the wall and stood against the wall, and threw a deck of poker against the ceiling with a "crash". I stared blankly at the poker one by one falling on the ground, on the bed, on the coffee table, on the TV, on the table, on the sofa, from beginning to end, without moving a bit.If you shoot me dead, I can't get an ace, let alone four aces! Seeing that I didn't move, Xiao Ai got anxious and said, "My third child, why didn't you catch me?" I said, "I can't catch it." After I finished speaking, I was about to leave the room.While picking up poker, Xiao Ai said to me: "Hey, third child, help me pick it up together?" I was amused, and said, "I have already told you that you are responsible for the consequences, and I have nothing to do with it." Xiao Ai also asked me: "Old man, what are the consequences of the consequences you mentioned? Why didn't I understand?" I pointed to the poker floor and said to him, "This is the consequence. You can pick it up yourself. I have to go." Xiao Ai was so angry Enough.Sometimes Xiao Ai is just a cute big kid.
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