Chapter 15 Chapter 14 The Lady and the Thief

The boy in white smiled.If Ximen Chuuxue wants to kill someone, it means that this person is dead. Now that Ximen Chuuxue wants to kill him, he can still laugh, not only laughing, but also laughing so happily. Even the big drum and embroidered shoes feel strange at this point. What's even more strange is that this white-clothed boy who always seems a bit mysterious and weird still said: "Ximen Chuuxue, you are really good. I know you have always been good." Killing someone is easier than cutting a carrot, but of course it's easier for you to kill me." The smile of the boy in white is not only pleasant, but also makes others happy as well.

"You said just now that my martial arts are very poor. Although the big drum and embroidered shoes are the top killers in today's arena, they probably dare not even move in front of Ximen Chuuxue." Big drums and embroidered shoes can neither, nor dare to deny. The boy in white said: "In this situation, I heard that you were going to kill me. I should have been terrified to death, but I'm not afraid of you at all." He asked Ximen Chuuxue: "Do you know why?" Ximen Chuuxue looked at him, his eyes were neither cold nor gentle, Ximen Chuuxue looked at him as if he didn't see anything, as if he was looking at nothing.

"I'm not afraid of you, just because I know you won't kill me, and you can't kill me." The boy actually said so. Ximen Chuuxue didn't even draw his sword. "Ximen Chuuxue kills people in an instant, and can kill countless people in an instant. Why would a weak person like me think that Ximen Chuuxue dare not kill me?" The strange and mysterious boy in white said: "Of course I am. There are reasons, at least several reasons!" No one could think of his reason. When Ximen Chuuxue wanted to kill someone, what reason in the world could stop him?

But this white-clothed boy actually explained the reason, and it was really effective. How did he say it? The reason that the boy in white gave was of course a reason, and it was a reason that no one else could think of. He seemed to have a lot to say, but Ximen Chuuxue interrupted him unexpectedly. "Actually, you don't even have a reason, and I won't hurt you at all." "real?" Of course it is true, no one has ever doubted what Ximen Chuuxue said. "Ximen Chuuxue doesn't need any reason to want relatives, and Ximen Chuuxue doesn't need any reason to not kill people."

"It's true." The boy in white said, "I believe it." "If Ximen Chuuxue wants to kill you, even if you are a weak woman, even if you are Lu Xiaofeng's lover, even if you are that beef soup, you are already dead by the sword." "Why am I not dead now?" "For a very good reason, and I believe there is no better reason in the world." "Oh?" "Ok." "What reason?" The boy in white asked, "For what?" "Because although you are not a man, but a woman, and you are Lu Xiaofeng's favorite beef soup, brown sugar, Miss Niu recently, but I am not Ximen Chuuxue."

The man said: "From head to toe, from the top of the head to the bottom of the feet, all over my body, there is absolutely no place for Ximen Chuuxue." Dagu was dumbfounded, embroidered shoes were dumbfounded, and beef soup was dumbfounded—whether she was beef soup or not, she was dumbfounded.Besides, she is really beef soup. She knew what kind of person Ximen Chuuxue was like. This person just now looked like Ximen Chuuxue, lonely, lonely, and cold. If you think these five words are not enough to describe Ximen Chuuxue, you must use thirteen words, then these thirteen words are in addition to the five words of loneliness, loneliness, and coldness, plus eight words.

Proud, proud, ruthless, ruthless. This person looked like this just now, but now it seems to be different. In heaven and earth, the unique Ximen Chuuxue, in heaven and earth, the unique sword god. How could such a person say such a thing?If Ximen Chuuxue needed someone to die, how could this person survive until now? "Now I know, you are definitely not Ximen Chuuxue." Miss Niu stared at this person and asked: "If you are not him, who are you?" She believes that this person is Ximen Chuuxue, just because she has already felt Ximen Chuuxue's unique aloofness and desolation from this person, and she has also felt that unique fierce sword aura.

Besides Ximen Chuuxue himself, who else could give others this feeling? "Ximen Chuuxue's face was like a dead person's. Not only was he pale, but he didn't even have any expression." Ms. Niu said, "The most important point is that most people only need to see someone in white clothes from a distance. A white-clothed man like snow, and carrying a long and narrow crow's sheath sword, his legs are weak, how dare he look at this man's face?" Her conclusion was: "So in theory, it is not very difficult to pretend to be Ximen Chuuxue." This theory is correct, but there is usually a distance between theory and fact.So Ms. Niu said: "Actually, it is very difficult to pretend to be Ximen Chuuxue."

"why?" "Because of his sword aura and murderous aura." ——As long as anyone sees Ximen Chuuxue, he will immediately feel his fierce sword aura and murderous aura, and will be shocked immediately. "So there are not many people in this world who can disguise themselves as Ximen Fuxue. From my point of view, there seem to be no more than three." "Which three?" "Western Jade Rakshasa, Lu Xiaofeng, and Sikong Zhaixing." Ms. Niu said: "Western Jade Raksha is the leader of the Western Demon Cult, Sikong Zaixing is the thief, and Lu Xiaofeng is of course the Lu Xiaofeng with the four eyebrows."

"Since the incident at the Silver Hook Gambling Square, it seems that the Western Jade Rakshasa has never appeared again." The man in white said, "What's more, he seldom appears in the rivers and lakes." "seems like it." "So of course I wouldn't be him." "It seems not." "Of course I won't be that super bastard Lu Xiaofeng." "I don't think you look like either!" "So I'm afraid the only one I can do is Sikong Zhaixing." "I'm afraid so." The man in white gave a long sigh: "Your eyesight seems to be quite good, but it's a pity that you still made a mistake."

"What's up?" "Sikong Zhaixing is not a thief, but a great thief, a super thief." "Not only is he a super thief, but he seems to be the king of thieves. Even Lu Xiaofeng's head is as big as a bucket when he sees him." Miss Niu said, "The person who can make Lu Xiaofeng crawl in the mud to dig 680 earthworms, except He doesn't seem to have a second yet." Sikong Zhaixing laughed loudly, the chilling murderous aura just now had completely disappeared. Until now, Ms. Niu believed what Lu Xiaofeng said, this king of stealing kings is really a genius, and he really looks like everything he pretends to be. Lu Xiaofeng once told her: "I once saw a person who could transform himself into a dog in a place called 'Ghost Villa', but this person said that his ability is not as good as Sikong Zhaixing's." one." The big drum and embroidered shoes are also silly. Although they have already heard the name of Sikong Zhaixing, the King of Stealing Kings has a great reputation in Jianghu, not much worse than Ximen Chuixue. But they didn't expect that the thief king would disguise himself as a sword god, and he could fool them. They also know the disguise technique, and there is no one in their line of work who does not understand the disguise technique. This is one of the most basic conditions for a person to be a professional killer. But they never imagined that a person could completely change his momentum and voice in an instant. It is not difficult to change a person's appearance, but it is difficult to change his voice. He must first learn the legendary ability to control the muscles of the throat. So Dagu didn't say anything, took out a stack of banknotes from his body, put them in front of Miss Niu with both hands, placed them on the ground, and then flew away like a fat butterfly. The embroidered shoes also left without saying a word. Of course, the footsteps when they left were much softer than when they came. Sikong Zhaixing watched her go with a smile, and suddenly asked Miss Niu. "Why don't you keep her?" "Why should I keep her?" "Because she seems to have forgotten to return something to you!" Sikong Zhaixing looked at the bank note left by Dagu: "Things like this are usually not easily forgotten by others. Shouldn't forget." He explained: "Because you are all women." "Although my experience with women is not as much as Lu Xiaofeng's, it's not too little." Sikong Zhaixing added: "According to my experience, once things like gold, silver and jewelry are in the hands of women, they are like An altar of thirty-year-old daughter is as red as it is in Lu Xiaofeng's stomach, and trying to get him to spit it out, I'm afraid it will be harder than going to heaven." "This time you are wrong." Miss Niu said. "Oh." "It's because I'm a woman that I didn't keep her." "why?" "Because I forgot," Miss Niu smiled like a pure little lily, "Because I simply forgot to give her the bank note." "You didn't forget to give Dagu, but you forgot to give her?" "Ok." "why?" "Because she is a woman, and I am also a woman." Miss Niu said, "It is wrong for others to think that women are only wary of men." "now it's right." —Women always know a little better about women, don't they? "There's only one thing I don't understand now," Beef Soup asked the Thief King: "Can you tell me?" "can." Sikong Zhaixing said: "Although I am not Lu Xiaofeng, I am not likely to reject a beautiful and lovely little girl like you." Beef soup smiled: "You have at least one other thing like him, and your mouth is as sweet as his." —You tasted his mouth, you want to taste mine? Ms. Niu is not only beautiful and cute, but also smart. Bad men like Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing don't have to wait for them to say what they want to do, she already knows it. So she didn't let this bad man have a chance to speak at all, and immediately rushed to say: "I want the letter written by the honest monk for me to challenge Ximen Chuuxue, how did you see it?" "How do you know I've seen it?" "If you didn't see it, how could you pretend to be Ximen Chuuxue and come here?" "The reason seems to be very simple." Sikong Zhaixing sighed: "I believe you must think that things must be like this." He sighed really long: "It's a pity you were wrong this time." "Isn't it the way it is?" "no." "It's not like this, what is it like?" "I don't want to answer this question for you right now." Sikong Zhaixing said, "Right now I just want to drink a big bowl of boiling hot beef soup." "And I have to stew it myself." Sikong Zhaixing laughed: "This time you are right." The beef soup was served, and it was really boiling and hot, and it was served in an extra-large bowl. The soup had been stewed thicker than rice soup, and the meat in the soup was stewed with the three most wonderful parts of the beef. Yes, the cow is a most wonderful cow. A bowl of beef soup like this, if it is served with two or three hard-faced steamed buns, a plate of Yunnan kohlrabi, a plate of dried orchid tofu and a packet of peanuts to serve Shanxi old Fen wine, even if someone spends two hundred and eighty If you come to change the Manchu-Han banquet with six dishes, you will say: "No change." Of course it doesn’t change, it’s a tortoise. Sikong Zhaixing is not a tortoise, nor is he a bastard. Sikong Zhaixing is a foodie, an expert, and a great expert. He drank a few mouthfuls of soup, ate a few pieces of meat, then closed his eyes, and let out a breath slowly through his nose. "Tendon meat, tendon meat with small flower rolls, three-point fat beef ribs, plus a little white brisket and beef tendon." Sikong Zhaixing asked Miss Niu with a sigh: "This beef is even more outstanding, has it been mixed with wine since childhood?" Feed big wheat?" "yes." "Has this bowl of beef soup been stewed for four or five hours?" "yes." "But as soon as I sat down, your beef soup was served!" "When I'm going to ask for help, the beef soup is always ready," Miss Niu said, "Because my grandmother often said something to me, and I have never forgotten it." "what did she say?" "She often told me that the fastest way to capture a man's heart is to open his stomach first." "She said it well," Sikong Zhaixing laughed: "Your grandfather must be more blessed than most men in this world!" Miss Niu Yanran: "He is also fatter than most men in this world." Sikong Zhaixing laughed, Miss Niu also laughed, the laughter of the two suddenly stopped, you looked at me, I looked at you. Of course it was Sikong Zhaixing who spoke first, because he had already had beef soup.Beef soup is usually not free to drink. "You should know what kind of person Ximen Chuuxue is." He asked Miss Niu, "Is his letter visible to others?" "no." "So I didn't see that letter at all." Sikong Zhaixing said, "I just saw a monk, a dishonest and honest monk." Ms. Niu smiled: "That monk seems to be a bit dishonest." "But that monk is smarter than you." "How is he smarter than me?" "He knew that after Ximen Chuuxue read that letter, that letter would immediately become like the heart of a woman who wanted to commit suicide." "What does it mean?" "Why would a woman want to commit suicide?" "Because her heart has been broken, torn apart by a man." "It's the same with that letter." Sikong Zhaixing smiled: "That letter must have been torn up by a man, and that man is Ximen Chuuxue." Miss Niu laughed too, she couldn't help laughing. "That monk guessed that the great swordsman Ximen would never go to an appointment with an unknown boy, because the eyes of that great swordsman always grow on the top of his head." "If that great swordsman goes to such appointments often, I'm afraid he won't even have time to have a baby." "Since he didn't come, why did you come?" Miss Niu asked Sikong Zhaixing: "But why did you come?" "Because I'm Lu Sandan's friend, if Ximen Chuuxue doesn't go to rescue him, of course I will." "Lu Sandan?" Miss Niu was surprised: "Who is Lu Sandan?" "Lu Sandan is Lu Xiaofeng." Sikong said, "Because he is not only a bastard, but also a poor man, and sometimes he is even a fool." Miss Niu wanted to laugh, but couldn't. "This time you are wrong again." She told Sikong Zhaixing solemnly: "Lu Xiaofeng is definitely not an egg, no matter what he is, I can guarantee that he is definitely not an egg." "why?" Miss Niu laughed again. "Have you ever seen an egg with eyebrows?" She asked Sikong Zhaixing: "Have you ever seen an egg with four eyebrows?" Sikong Zhaixing never surrendered, even if he was going to somersault with Lu Xiaofeng, he would not surrender. But this time he surrendered.