Chapter 13 The thirteenth round of the sea of ​​vinegar

Lu Xiaofeng had beef soup. He has always liked beef soup, but now he just wants to throw up.Because his stomach was constricting and his heart was sinking. Is all this just a trick played by "beef soup"?Like the kind of trick a cat plays after it catches a mouse? The heat finally dissipated. Lu Xiaofeng found a pair of eyes peeping at them from outside the crack of the box, with a mischievous smile in the eyes. Someone actually sang outside: "Bang, bang, bang, please open the door. who are you? I am old rooster. What are you doing here? Come to deliver beef soup, the chicks grow strong after drinking it, not afraid of wind or waves. "

Lu Xiaofeng was stupid again. This singing voice is definitely not the voice of beef soup, even Lu Xiaofeng's nursery rhymes are better than this person's. There is probably only one person in the world who can sing such an ugly song. Honest monk!Lu Xiaofeng suddenly pushed open the lid of the box, and squatted outside alone, holding a bowl of beef soup in his hand, it turned out to be the honest monk. He was obviously hung on the top just now, how could he suddenly come down again now? The honest monk blinked: "The monk is honest, the Bodhisattva bless the monk!" This kind of fact is a bit mysterious, and it really doesn't seem like it can be done by human beings.

Lu Xiaofeng also blinked: "Will the Bodhisattva kill the cow?" The honest monk immediately shook his head and said, "I am a Buddha who precepts to kill living beings, how could a Bodhisattva kill a cow?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Will the Bodhisattva give the monk beef soup?" The honest monk said, "Of course not." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Then where did this bowl of beef soup come from?" The honest monk suddenly smiled and said, "What do you think?" Lu Xiaofeng couldn't figure it out. It was not the first time he had seen the color and taste of this bowl of beef soup, but he would rather see a big bowl of dog shit than this bowl of fragrant and thick beef soup.

Because he knows that only one person can cook this beef soup - only "beef soup" can cook this beef soup. The honest monk suddenly said: "This bowl of beef soup was given to you by an old friend of yours called the monk." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Oh!" The honest monk said: "She said that you two must have been overworked these two days, and you must be in need of nourishment." But friends must tell the monk to tell you." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Where are her people?" The honest monk said: "She said she will come to see you soon, so don't worry."

Lu Xiaofeng said with a straight face: "I also have a few words that I want you to pass on to her." The honest monk said: "The monk is all ears." Lu Xiaofeng said: "You just say that I would rather eat shit with the bitch than see her again and drink her beef soup." Someone suddenly sighed behind a pile of boxes in the corner of the house, and said, "Why would you want to accompany the bitch to eat shit?" This is not the voice of beef soup, the voice is very delicate, like a little girl. As soon as this sentence was finished, a little girl jumped out from behind the box.

Lu Xiaofeng immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Xiaoyu!" Xiaoyu looked at him with a smile, blinked her big eyes, and said, "Can you not go with the bitch? Can you go with the male dog?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I can't." Xiaoyu said: "Why?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because I want to accompany you." Xiaoyu blushed. The honest monk suddenly said: "Why do you definitely not let him go with the bitch?" Xiaoyu said: "Because I'm afraid Miss Man will be jealous." Lu Xiaofeng snatched the bowl from the honest monk's hand and said, "You guys are jealous, I'll eat beef soup."

The beef broth was delicious. Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said: "It turns out that there is not only one person in this world who can make this kind of beef soup." Xiaoyu said: "Who else will?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "You." Xiaoyu said: "I only know how to eat." Lu Xiaofeng said: "You didn't do this?" Xiaoyu said: "Not only can I eat, but I can also steal. I stole it from the kitchen." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Is there anyone in the kitchen who can make this kind of beef soup?" Xiaoyu said: "There is only one person."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who?" Xiaoyu said: "Beef soup." Lu Xiaofeng closed his mouth. Xiaoyu rolled her eyes and said, "Actually, you should have figured it out. Of course she also boarded the boat this time." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why did she come of course?" Xiaoyu said: "Because I secretly hid a small boat, so she thought you must have escaped by boat, otherwise how could they not find it?" She sighed and said, "Just because I couldn't find you, In the past two days, Young Master Ninth and Palace Mistress have been extremely angry, fortunately they never dreamed of who did these things."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who did it?" Xiaoyu pointed a finger at her nose. Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's you?" Xiaoyu said, "Who else is there besides me?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "You sent Shaman here?" Xiaoyu said, "Of course it's me." Lu Xiaofeng said: "You were also the one who hung up this monk?" Xiaoyu said, "I was the one who put him down." Lu Xiaofeng looked at her in surprise, as if two horns suddenly grew on her head. Xiaoyu said: "You don't believe I can do such a thing?" Lu Xiaofeng really didn't believe it.

Xiaoyu smiled and said: "Even if you don't believe it, the Ninth Young Master and the Palace Master certainly don't believe it." Lu Xiaofeng said: "So they didn't expect it to be you." Xiaoyu said: "I can't even dream of it." Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and felt that the saying "a person should not be judged by his appearance" was really right at all. At this time, there was a rumbling sound in the cabin. Everyone was taken aback, and then discovered that this place turned out to be the belly of the honest monk. Xiaoyu laughed, looking at his stomach, giggling and laughing non-stop.

The honest monk blushed and said, "What's so funny about this? Monks are human beings, and they can bark when they're hungry." Xiaoyu said sweetly: "But the monk's stomach seems to be screaming very nicely." The honest monk said: "It's a pity that the monk himself doesn't like to hear it at all." Xiaoyu said: "What does the monk like?" The honest monk said: "The monk only likes to watch." Xiaoyu said, "What are you looking at?" The honest monk said: "Looking at steamed buns, pickles, and dried radishes, as long as they are edible, the monk likes to look at them." Xiaoyu said: "Does the beef soup not look good?" The honest monk said: "Monks don't eat meat." Xiaoyu said: "Then the monk can only listen to his stomach when he is hungry." She asked Sharman again: "Miss Man doesn't eat beef soup, either?" Shaman said: "Don't eat." Xiaoyu said: "Miss Man is not hungry?" Shaman said: "If you're not hungry, you won't eat even if you're hungry." Xiaoyu laughed again: "It turns out that Miss Man is really jealous, and it turns out that jealousy can make you full." The honest monk suddenly snatched the beef soup and said, "If she doesn't want to eat it, I will." Xiaoyu laughed and said, "When did the monk start eating meat?" The honest monk said: "When you are hungry and crazy." He ate it in big mouthfuls, and when he was tired, he sighed and said: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha sits in my heart, and the monk eats some beef soup. It doesn't really matter much." Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help laughing and said, "It really doesn't matter." The honest monk suddenly jumped up and said loudly, "It does matter." Lu Xiaofeng said: "What's the matter?" The honest monk said: "It's a terrible relationship, monk..." Before he could finish his sentence, he fell on his back, and white foam immediately spewed out from the corner of his mouth. Lu Xiaofeng immediately realized that his head was a little dizzy, and said in a broken voice: "There is medicine in this bowl of soup." Xiaoyu changed color and said, "Who gave the medicine?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I just wanted to ask you." He wanted to jump up and pounce, but unfortunately his hands and feet became numb and limp again. Xiaoyu kept shaking her head, saying, "I didn't do this, it wasn't me..." Seeing Lu Xiaofeng's fierce look, she was so frightened that she wanted to run away. It's a pity that Shaman has already blocked her way, and said coldly: "Who is it not you?" Xiaoyu didn't know. But someone outside the door answered for her: "It's not her, it's me." There is only one person in the world who can cook this beef soup, and of course only one person can add medicine to the soup.That's beef broth herself. The soup made from beef soup is fragrant and beautiful, and hers are also very fragrant and beautiful.Especially today. It seemed that she had dressed up specially, the clothes she wore were bright and well-fitting, and the rouge on her face was neither thick nor light, all of which suited her perfectly. It wasn't until today that Lu Xiaofeng discovered that she is not only good at dressing, but also good at dressing up! Although Lu Xiaofeng didn't drink much, now his head was dizzy and his eyes were a little blurred, as if he was drunk, he suddenly said loudly: "I know you will definitely not do anything to me." Beef soup said: "Oh?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "You specially dressed up to show me, of course you won't do anything to me." Beef Tang said coldly, "Of course I won't do anything to you. I just want you to eat shit with the bitch." It turned out that she had been here a long time ago, maybe she came here with Xiaoyu at all.But looking at Xiaoyu's appearance, it doesn't look like it. Xiaoyu seemed terribly frightened, almost fainted from fright.She is slipping out. Beef soup ignored her at all. The boat is on the sea, and people are on the boat, where can they slip away? Xiaoyu also seemed to have figured this out, instead of slipping away, she closed the cabin door forcefully. Beef Tang suddenly turned around, stared at her, and said sharply, "What do you want?" Xiaoyu said: "I don't want to do anything, I just want you to accompany the monk to drink soup!" There is half a bowl of beef soup left. Xiaoyu said: "This bowl of soup is well stewed, it's a pity not to drink it up." Beef soup's complexion also changed.If the rouge on her face was thicker, others might not be able to see it. It's a pity that she didn't apply it too thickly or too lightly, just enough for others to see that her face was changing. Sharman's expression did not change.Her face was always ashen, and her eyes were fixed on the beef soup like a blade. Although Xiaoyu was smiling, there was a knife hidden in her smile. They know beef soup like few people in the world do. Of course, Beef Soup himself is very clear about this. She looked at Xiaoyu: "How dare you?" Xiaoyu said: "Why don't I dare?" She smiled and continued: "I can see that you are already afraid, because you thought we would be afraid of you, but we are not afraid, so you are afraid." Although what she said seemed complicated, the truth was actually very simple - you are not afraid of me, I am afraid of you. The relationship between people is always like this. Sharman slowly pulled out a long and thin steel wire from the edge of the skirt, and fiddled with it in his hand. The steel wire is thin and tough, shining brightly. Her hands are long and strong.In Sharman's hand, the steel wire quickly turned into a silhouette of a woman dancing with a sword, and the sharp end was a sword. With a flick of her finger, the sword style began to change continuously. Xiaoyu said sweetly, "I didn't expect Miss Man's swordsmanship to be so good." Shaman said lightly: "There are many unexpected things in this world." Beef soup didn't say anything, walked over immediately, and drank the remaining half bowl of beef soup. She drank no less than the honest monk, but she didn't even react at all.Of course she has taken the antidote. Xiaoyu laughed and said, "I wonder if the monk's saliva is added to the beef soup, will it taste better?" Beef soup shut up. Xiaoyu said: "Actually, you should be happy, no matter what, the monk's saliva is always hard to eat." Beef Soup said coldly: "I'm very happy, very happy." Xiaoyu smiled and said, "It's fine if you're happy, I'm just afraid that you won't be happy." Niu Tang said: "Can you let me go now?" Sharman said: "No." Beef soup said: "What else do you want me to do?" Sharman said: "Take off." Beef soup said: "Take off? What do you take off?" Shaman said: "Take off your whole body, everything you can." Niu Niu Tang's complexion changed again, and he stared at her fiercely. Sharman had no expression at all, and was still fiddling with the steel wire in his hand.The tough steel wire was as soft as a cotton thread in her slender fingers. Rou Tang turned his head and stared at Lu Xiaofeng. Lu Xiaofeng was laughing, laughing like a fool! Apart from laughing, he seemed to have nothing else to do. Although he didn't faint, his reaction was very slow. Shaman said coldly: "You don't need to look at him, it's not like he hasn't seen you undressed." She is still jealous.A woman who is jealous usually has no reason to say. The beef soup started to undress. Xiaoyu laughed and said, "She takes off really fast." Sharman said: "Because she is always taking off." Xiaoyu deliberately sighed, and said, "I just wonder why she always doesn't catch cold." The beef soup didn't seem to hear at all.She was a good-looking woman when she was dressed, and she looked even better naked. Her legs were so straight and so strong, the skin was so smooth and tight that you couldn't get a finger in between them when they were close together! There was no doubt that she was just the kind of woman who could drive a man to his knees, and she was quite sure of that. Xiaoyu sighed again: "What a great figure, if I were a man, I must have passed out by now." Shaman said: "It's a pity that you are not a man." Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Fortunately, I'm not, and neither are you!" Niu Tang suddenly said: "You are not women either." Xiaoyu said: "No?" Niu Tang said: "If you want to be a real woman, you have to learn more." Xiaoyu said: "Can you teach us?" Niu Niu Tang looked at her, his eyes suddenly showed a strange expression, full of an indescribable desire. For some unknown reason, Xiaoyu's face suddenly turned red. Beef soup said softly: "Why don't you take off your clothes and let me teach you?" Xiaoyu felt her throat was dry and she couldn't even speak. Beef Soup walked towards her slowly, his waist swaying in a strange and evil rhythm. Suddenly, a cold light flashed and pierced her breasts.The steel wire stretched straight again, like a sword, but sharper than a sword. Beef soup turned over in the air, and the most secret place happened to turn over in front of Xiaoyu's eyes. Her legs are straight.The straight and firm steel wire suddenly turned into a whip again, whipping her legs horizontally. She shrank her legs, and suddenly rolled behind Lu Xiaofeng, and pressed his jade pillow acupoint with her palm. "If you move again, he will die." Sharman didn't move again. Xiaoyu didn't move either, she was still blushing, staring at the naked body bewilderedly. Niu Niu Tang smiled, squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu, baby, I like you, I have always liked you, do you remember when I was young, I often hugged you to sleep?" Xiaoyu blushed even more, but nodded involuntarily. Niu Tang said: "Now if you kill Shaman for me, I will definitely like you more." Xiaoyu hesitated, looking into her eyes. Her eyes were full of evil and lustful charm. Xiaoyu suddenly pounced on Sharman, struck like lightning, and snatched the steel wire from her hand. Shaman obviously didn't pay attention to her move, let alone her move so fast. The steel wire was snatched away by her immediately, and with a flash of cold light, it suddenly pierced the throat of beef soup.This move is more unexpected and faster. But the beef soup was not fooled, he shrank back and hid behind Lu Xiaofeng! "Do you really want him to die?" Xiaoyu didn't dare to move either. Niu Tang stood up slowly, smiled more happily, and said, "Can I ask you to do something now?" Xiaoyu said: "What's the matter?" Niu Niutang said: "Take off your clothes," her eyes glowed, "Take off all the two girls, and take off everything that can be taken off." Xiaoyu looked back at Sharman. Sharman's face was pale. Niu Tang said: "I'll count to ten, if you haven't stripped off, there will be an extra dead person here." She has already started counting. "one two three,--" Xiaoyu has already started to take off, and Shaman has to be obedient, they all know that she can do what she says. She counted fast, and they couldn't be slow. Beef soup chuckled and said, "It turns out that you are also used to taking off your clothes often." After saying this, she continued to count. "four, five, six,--" Suddenly, Lu Xiaofeng flipped his hand, pinched her wrist with his fingers, fell over his shoulder, and fell heavily on the ground like a dead fish. He wouldn't have succeeded so easily, but she was a little too complacent. One shouldn't be too proud. Xiaoyu rushed over, pressed on her, put his knee on her waist first, and asked Lu Xiaofeng with a smile, "Why did you wait until now to make a move?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I originally wanted to wait until she counted to ten before making a move." Shaman pursed his lips and glared at him, his pale face was already a little red. Beef Tang didn't know if he was dizzy from the fall, and it took a long time before he could speak, and laughed loudly: "Are you trying to rape me?" Xiaoyu said: "I'm not interested, and he doesn't need it either." Niu Tang said: "Then you should let me go quickly, otherwise you won't be able to run away." Xiaoyu said: "Oh?" Niu Tang said: "As long as I can't see me for a moment, brother Jiu will look for me everywhere. On this boat, where can you go?" Xiaoyu looked at Sharman, and both of them shut their mouths. They knew she was telling the truth. Niu Niu Tang smiled again, and said softly: "Xiaoyu, baby, get your legs off quickly, you are tickling me so much." Xiaoyu couldn't see Shaman's reaction, so she could only look for Lu Xiaofeng. Lu Xiaofeng suddenly asked: "Is there any lifesaving boat on this boat?" Xiaoyu said, "There are two." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Is there anyone to protect?" Xiaoyu said: "We can deal with the guardian, but even if we grab it, it's useless." ——Because Ninth Young Master and none of them can deal with it. She didn't say this, and she didn't have to say it. It will take at least an hour to put the small boat into the sea and row it far away so that the big boat can't find it. Gong Jiu would never give them this hour. Lu Xiaofeng pondered, and said: "Now the people above don't know about Xiaoyu's rebellion, if she goes to snatch the boat, it won't be difficult." Xiaoyu said: "But..." Lu Xiaofeng interrupted her, and suddenly asked: "Where is Gong Jiu usually at this time?" Xiaoyu said: "In his cabin." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Besides him, are there any other masters on this boat?" Xiaoyu shook her head and said, "He has always been alone." Lu Xiaofeng said: "His cabin is of course the master cabin of this ship." Shaman suddenly rushed to ask: "You...do you want to find him?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "I didn't want to go at first, but now I have to." Sharman was even more anxious: "Why?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because you have something you must sell to him, and he seems to have to buy it too." Shaman said: "What?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "A big bowl of fragrant and thick beef soup." Shaman's eyes shone, and he said, "What price do you want?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "The price I want is not high." He didn't let Sharman ask again: "Put the beef soup into the box first. As soon as I leave, you go to grab the boat, and you want both." Shaman looked at him with concern in his eyes: "Maybe Gong Jiu doesn't want this bowl of beef soup, maybe he just wants your life." Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "No matter what you do, you have to take some risks!" He didn't smile happily: "As long as you see Gong Jiu walking up to the deck alone, without seeing me..." Shaman said: "Then we kill her immediately?" Lu Xiaofeng nodded slowly, suddenly feeling very uncomfortable. He didn't want beef soup's life, let alone let things develop into that situation. It's a pity that he has no choice at all. Sharman couldn't help holding his hand, and said, "When...are you going to leave?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I will leave as soon as the monk wakes up." Shaman forced a smile and said, "Of course we have to wait until he wakes up, a man must carry the box!" Lu Xiaofeng also laughed, but he felt a knot in his heart. He knew that this was not what she wanted to say in her heart, and he could see the fear and worry in her eyes. But what else can she say now? Even though she knew that this farewell might be a forever farewell, she had no choice but to let him go. Because Sharman also knew that they had absolutely no choice now. Xiaoyu looked at them, and suddenly said: "The monk has not woken up yet, and the box is still empty, so why don't you just leave it empty?"