Chapter 4 Chapter 4: A Dead Man's World

The sound came from a cabin. A gray log cabin, in this misty white cloud, you must pay attention to see it. Lu Xiaofeng finally saw it - he only saw this small wooden house, but he didn't see anyone. The groaning didn't stop, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help asking: "Are you injured?" "Not injured, but dying." It was a girl's voice: "I'm about to be sung to death by you." "Since you are here, of course you are also a dead person, so why not die again?" "Even the living ghosts can't stand the song you sing, let alone the dead?"

Lu Xiaofeng laughed out loud. The voice in the wooden house asked again: "Do you know who the person who saved you just now is?" "It's you?" "That's right, it's me." She laughed sweetly: "My surname is Ye, and my name is Ye Ling. Everyone calls me Xiaoye." "Good name." "Your name is also good, but I don't understand why a big man is called Little Phoenix?" Lu Xiaofeng's smile turned into a wry smile, and he said, "My name is Lu Xiaofeng, not Xiaofenghuang." Ye Ling asked again: "What's the difference?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Phoenixes are a pair, not just one, the wind is the male, and the phoenix is ​​the female." He walked over slowly, but the room suddenly fell silent. After a long time, Ye Ling sighed softly and said, "I'm just a little leaf. Since I don't have a pair, I don't know if it is Male? Female?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "You don't need to worry about this, I promise you can tell if you are a male or a female with just one look." He suddenly opened the door and broke into the house. From the outside, the house looks pitifully small, but when you walk in, it's more like walking into a pigeon cage.

But although the pigeon is small, it has all five internal organs, and this house is the same. There is almost everything in other people's houses, and this house is also full of everything, and there is even a gold-painted toilet. Lu Xiaofeng is not a person who is interested in toilets, now he pays attention to this toilet only because when he walked in, this little girl in red was sitting on the toilet. Dressed neatly, she sat on the toilet and stared at Lu Xiaofeng with her big black eyes. Lu Xiaofeng's face turned a little red. No matter what, a guy shouldn't barge in when a girl is sitting on the toilet.

But since he has already broken in, wouldn't it be more embarrassing to sneak out again? The villain complained first, Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes, and suddenly smiled, "You usually sit on the toilet to meet people?" Ye Ling shook his head solemnly, and said, "I will only sit on the toilet under two circumstances." There is one situation that no one has to ask, what about the other? Ye Ling said: "It's when something is about to come out of the toilet." Lu Xiaofeng laughed again. What else is coming out of the toilet?What else could it be but the stench?

Ye Ling said: "Do you want to see what's inside?" Lu Xiaofeng immediately shook his head and said, "I don't want to." Ye Ling said: "It's a pity that you have to watch it if you don't want to." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why?" Ye Ling said: "Because everything inside is for you." Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't want it, can't I?" Ye Ling said: "Of course not." Seeing her stand up and lift the lid of the toilet, Lu Xiaofeng almost couldn't help but wanted to run for the door. He did not escape.The smell of the toilet is not only not smelly at all, but also very fragrant.

Flying out with this burst of fragrance was actually a pair of swallows and a pair of butterflies. Just as the swallows and butterflies flew out of the small window, Ye Ling took out a new set of clothes, a pair of soft shoes and socks, a small jar of wine, a pair of chopsticks, a large earthen jar, and a large Spoons, four or five steamed buns, and a bouquet of flowers. Lu Xiaofeng was dumbfounded.No one would have imagined that so many things could be taken out of a toilet. Ye Ling said: "The swallows and butterflies are to show our welcome to you. The clothes, shoes and socks must fit you well. The wine is aged bamboo leaf green. The earthen pot is stewed chicken with original juice, and the steamed buns are just out of the cage."

She raised her head, looked at Lu Xiaofeng, and continued indifferently: "Do you like these things?" Lu Xiaofeng sighed and said, "I really like it to death." Ye Ling said: "Do you want it?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "The ones you don't want are the dirt dogs." Ye Ling smiled like a flower, a piece of candy, or a little fox. A little fox that can kill people, or fascinate them. Lu Xiaofeng looked at her, couldn't help but sighed again, and said: "You are the mother's, you must be the mother's." The flowers were inserted into the vase, and the wine had already entered Lu Xiaofeng's stomach.

Ye Ling watched him pour the clear Zhuyeqing into his stomach like water, and seemed not only surprised, but also a pity, and suddenly sighed: "There is only one thing wrong." Lu Xiaofeng didn't understand. Ye Ling was already explaining: "Some people say that your wit, martial arts, drinking capacity, thick skin, and lust are few people can match you." Lu Xiaofeng put down the empty altar and said with a smile: "Now you have seen how much I drink." Ye Ling said: "I have also seen your martial arts, you didn't fall just now, even I admire you a little bit."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "But I'm not lustful, so this point is at least wrong." Ye Ling said: "There is nothing wrong with that." Lu Xiaofeng got angry and asked, "Have I ever molested you?" Ye Ling said: "No, not yet, but when you looked at me, those eyes were like..." Lu Xiaofeng quickly interrupted her: "What do you think is wrong?" Ye Ling smiled and said: "Your skin is not too thick, you can still blush." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Could it be that you thought I'd never blush in my life? Could it be that you believed everything that person said?"

Ye Ling blinked and asked, "Do you know who said these words?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is it?" Ye Ling said: "Old knife handle." It's this person, this name, why is there such a big magic power? Lu Xiaofeng asked tentatively, "Is he your boss?" Ye Lingdao: "Not only our boss, but also our boss, our father." Lu Xiaofeng said: "What kind of person is he?" Ye Lingdao: "What kind of person do you think he should be who can make everyone willingly recognize him as Lao Tzu?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't know, no one has ever wanted to be my son, and I never wanted to be a man's son." Ye Ling said: "You just want to know the origin of his name." Lu Xiaofeng couldn't deny it: "I really want to, really want to." Ye Ling said coldly: "If you really want to, I'm afraid it will really kill you." The expression on her face suddenly became very serious: "If you want to live better here, you must not Go find out other people's details, otherwise..." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Otherwise what?" Ye Ling said: "Otherwise, even if your martial arts are a hundred times higher, you may still disappear at any time." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Missing?" Ye Lingdao: "Missing means that you suddenly disappeared, and no one in the world knows where you went." Lu Xiaofeng said: "People often go missing here?" Ye Ling said: "Often." Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said with a wry smile: "I thought it was safe and well behaved here." Ye Lingdao: "There are rules here, three rules." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Which three?" Ye Ling said: "You can't inquire about other people's past, you can't offend the old swordsman, and you can't disobey his orders." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Whatever he wants me to do, what should I do?" Ye Ling nodded and said, "He wants you to eat shit, so you can eat it." Lu Xiaofeng could only smile wryly. Ye Ling asked again: "Do you know why I came here and told you these words?" Lu Xiaofeng's smile suddenly became very happy again, "Of course it's because you like me." Ye Ling also smiled: "It seems that he is still right. Your skin is so thick that you may not even be able to pierce the tip of the gun." She smiled more beautifully than flowers, sweeter than sugar, and continued softly: "But if you violate my rules, I will peel off the thick skin on your face and make it my leather slippers." Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help smiling bitterly again, and said: "You should at least let me know what rules you have." Ye Lingdao: "I only have two rules, don't mess with Da Ye Zi, and don't let women enter the Lu mansion." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Big Yezi is a person?" Ye Lingdao: "Big Ye Zi is Little Ye Zi's sister, and Lu Mansion is Lu Xiaofeng's mansion." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Where is the Lu residence?" Ye Ling said: "It's right here." She continued: "From now on, this is your home. You have to sleep here at night, and you'd better stay here honestly during the day. I will come to check anytime." Lu Xiaofeng laughed again, very strangely. Ye Ling stared and said, "How dare you laugh at me?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at myself." He smiled not only a little strangely, but also a little sadly: "I've lived for thirty years, and this is the first time I have my own home, my own house ..." He didn't say any more, because Ye Ling had already sealed his mouth—sealed his mouth with his own. Her lips were cold and soft. The lips of the two just touched lightly, and she suddenly punched Lu Xiaofeng in the stomach again. Her hand was hard and heavy.Lu Xiaofeng was beaten until she bent down, but she giggled and slipped out. "Remember, don't let anyone in." Her voice had already reached the door: "Especially don't let the flower widow in." "Who is the flower widow?" "She's not a human, she's a bitch, a bitch who can eat people." Lu Xiaofeng has four eyebrows, but only two hands. He was rubbing his stomach with his left hand and stroking his lips with his right hand. The expression on his face was crying?Still laughing? Just like that, he changed from a living person to a dead person in a daze, and he had a home in a daze. He still has two legs, but he can't even go anywhere. He fell asleep suddenly, and after a short sleep, he began to dream. He dreamed that he was surrounded by a big cold leaf, and dreamed that a bitch with flowers all over his body was gnawing on his bones, even gnawing on the bones. He could hear the voice clearly. Then he found that there was really someone in the house chewing on the bones.Not his bones, but chicken bones. It's not a bitch sitting there chewing bones, it's a human being. As soon as Lu Xiaofeng woke up, this person immediately became vigilant, vigilant like a wild animal. He turned his head and stared at Lu Xiaofeng, his eyes were full of hostility. But he was still gnawing on the chicken bone. Lu Xiaofeng has never seen a person who is so interested in chicken bones, nor has he seen such a thin person. In fact, the meat on this person's body will never be much more than the chicken bones he gnaws in his mouth. The clothes on his body are very gorgeous, and he is by no means like a person who is so poor that he wants to gnaw a chicken bone. Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but asked tentatively, "Are you sick?" "You have the disease!" With a "poof", the man spat out the chicken bones in his mouth all over the floor, exposed a mouthful of snow-white teeth, and stared fiercely at Lu Xiaofeng. "What disease do you think I will have? Starvation disease?" "You hungry?" "I eat three meals a day, sometimes with a late-night snack." "What do you eat?" "I eat, I eat noodles, I eat meat, I eat vegetables, as long as I can eat, I will eat anything." "What did you eat today?" "Today at noon I ate northern dishes, one is smoked hoof, one is smoked mutton, the same is duck with three delicacies, the same is tofu with pot stickers, the same is shrimp and black ginseng, the same is five-plum pigeon, and there is also a bowl of cucumber Boiled meatball soup." Lu Xiaofeng smiled. The man stared again: "You don't believe it?" "I'm just wondering why a good person would break into other people's homes to eat chicken bones." "Because I'm happy." Lu Xiaofeng smiled again: "As long as you are happy, as long as I have chicken bones here, you are welcome to come anytime." Instead, the man's eyes showed a look of vigilance and suspicion: "You welcome me? Why?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because this is the first time I have a home, because you are my first guest, and because I like friends." This person looked even more fierce: "I'm not your friend." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Maybe not now, but it will definitely be in the future." Although the man was still staring at him, his expression gradually calmed down. No one can but admit that Lu Xiaofeng has always been good at making friends, and his friends also like him very much. It's the same with boyfriends and girlfriends. Lu Xiaofeng had already sat down, sighed again, and said: "It's a pity that there is no wine here, otherwise I will have a drink with you." The man's eyes lit up immediately, and he said, "There's no wine here, why can't you go outside and look for it?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I haven't been here for half a day, I'm still not familiar with this place, but I promise, within three days, I can find whatever you want to drink." The man stared at him for a long time, finally exhaled, and the vigilance of the whole body immediately relaxed: "I am a wandering spirit, maybe I will come here at any time, you really don't care?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't care." He really doesn't care.He often dragged his friends out of the hot quilt to drink with him in the middle of the night, and his friends didn't care. Because everyone knew that if someone came to him in the middle of the night, instead of being angry, he would be overjoyed as hell. The night had already enveloped the earth, and a bell suddenly sounded in the night wind. "It's the supper clock." Lu Xiaofeng didn't understand, Youhun explained again: "The dinner bell is the bell that tells everyone to go to the hall to have dinner." "Do you want to go every day?" "There are only four or five days at most in a month." "When is it all?" "On the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, it's the first day when a celebrity comes here during the holidays." He looked Lu Xiaofeng up and down: "You must also be a celebrity, are you the Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly: "It's a pity that the current Lu Xiaofeng is no longer the previous Lu Xiaofeng." Youhun wanted to say, but held back, and suddenly stood up: "Someone will take you to dinner soon, I have to go, you'd better not tell others that I have been here before." Lu Xiaofeng didn't ask any questions. If others ask him for something, as long as he is willing to agree, he never asks what others are for. Just because of this, he should already have many friends. Youhun was obviously very satisfied with this, and suddenly lowered his voice again, saying: "When you arrive at the lobby today, they will definitely give you a bad blow." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Oh?" Wandering Soul said: "Because at least half of the people here are lunatics. Their only hobby is to abuse others and watch others suffer. Among them, there are six or seven people who are even more frighteningly insane." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Which seven people are they?" Wandering Soul said: "One is called Housekeeper, one is called General, one is called Cousin, and the other is called Hook..." He only said the names of four people, and his body suddenly jumped up. The window in the room was very small, but as soon as he put his hand on it, he got out. It seems that not only is his lightness skill very high, but he can also shrink his bones. These two kinds of kung fu are originally the unique skills of Sikong Zhaixing. What does he have to do with Sikong Zhaixing? Lu Xiaofeng didn't think about it, because he also heard footsteps outside. Very light, very light footsteps, only the footsteps of a beast with fleshy palms on the soles can be so light. Only the old Jianghu with extremely high qinggong can walk like this kind of beast. Where do so many masters of lightness kung fu come from in the ghost villa? Lu Xiaofeng was startled when he heard a knock on the door. He really wants to see who this person is?What does it look like?He immediately went to open the door. After opening the door, he was even more surprised. The person who knocked on the door was not a human, but a beast with fleshy paws on the soles of its feet. It's a dog! A big dog with a black body, so black that it shines, looks like a leopard in the night. But it is not vicious towards humans, a very strict and long-term training has eliminated its natural hostility to humans. It didn't bark either because it had a piece of paper in its mouth. There are only four words on the paper: "Please follow me." This dog came to take Lu Xiaofeng to dinner. Lu Xiaofeng smiled. In any case, it was always a pleasure to eat, especially now, when he really needed a rich and tasty supper. "Braised pork knuckles, three delicacies duck, shrimp roe and black ginseng..." When the wandering soul talked about these delicious dishes, his saliva almost flowed out. The dog was wagging its tail at him, so he patted the dog's head and said with a smile, "Do you know that I would rather let you lead the way? Because the dogs here are much cuter than people." The night was deep and the fog had not cleared. Although there were dozens of lights like cold stars in the cold fog, it made the surroundings even darker. The black dog walked in front, and Lu Xiaofeng followed behind. When his eyes got used to the darkness, he realized that he was walking on a very winding path. On both sides of the road, there are all kinds of trees and some unknown flowers and plants. The valley must be beautiful when the sun is shining. But is there a time when the sun shines in the valley? Lu Xiaofeng suddenly realized that what he wanted to see the most was not a shiny red braised hoof, but sunlight. The kind of sunlight that shines on people can completely heat up people. He too, like everyone else, had cursed the sun. Whenever he was sweating profusely and panting like a cow in the scorching sun in summer, he couldn't help cursing the sun. But what he desires most now is this kind of sunshine. There are many things in the world like this, only when you lose it, do you know how precious it is. Lu Xiaofeng sighed in his heart, and suddenly heard someone nearby sighing. Not only did someone sigh, but someone also said: "Lu Xiaofeng, I knew you would come, I've been waiting here for you for a long time." This is the ghost villa. There are countless ghosts hiding in the darkness, and the voice of this person is also ethereal and gloomy like a ghost. Lu Xiaofeng squeezed his palms into cold sweat.He clearly heard voices talking nearby, but he couldn't even see a person nearby. "You can't see me." The voice sounded again: "A real ghost will never let people see when he wants to take his life." "I owe you my life?" Lu Xiaofeng asked tentatively. "Ok." "Whose life?" "my life." "Who are you?" "I am the blue beard who died at your hands." Lu Xiaofeng laughed, laughed out loud. When a person is nervous and fearful, he often laughs inexplicably. His laugh, though loud, was short. He suddenly discovered that the person speaking was neither a human nor a ghost, but the dog. The black dog who was walking in front of him turned his head and stared at him with eyes like a dead fish. "I am the blue beard who died at your hand." This sentence was indeed spoken from the dog's mouth, every word was. How can dogs speak human language? Could it be that the ghost of Blue Beard has possessed this dog? No matter how courageous Lu Xiaofeng was, he couldn't help shivering, at this moment, the dog roared and rushed towards him. He was just about to grab the dog's front paws, but unexpectedly a hand protruded from the dog's stomach. A man's hand was holding a knife, and with a flick of the hand, the knife flew out, hitting Lu Xiaofeng directly in the lower abdomen. This move was an accident in an accident. How many people in the world can escape this knife? at least one. Lu Xiaofeng's lower abdomen suddenly contracted, and he stretched out two fingers to pinch it, and sure enough, it pinched the blade. But the dog turned over in the air, fell three feet upside down, and fell into the darkness in a blink of an eye. Nothing can be seen in the dark. Lu Xiaofeng raised his head to look at the darkness in the distance, lowered his head to look at the sharp knife in his hand, only he smiled wryly at himself. This should have been a nightmare, but it was not a dream. In this dreamlike ghost villa, is one thing really a dream?It was hard to tell the difference. It's just that he finally understood one thing: "The dogs in this place are not cuter than humans." Suddenly another voice came from the darkness: "Are you willing to let someone lead the way now?" This time he saw a real person. He saw Ye Ling again. Fog-like lights, dim light-like mist, Ye Ling still smiled so sweetly. "Now you always understand, is this place cuter for people or cuter for dogs?" "I do not understand." "You still don't understand?" "I only understand one thing." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Sometimes the dogs in this place are people, and the people are dogs." The flower widow may not really be a dog, but this black dog is a person. Lu Xiaofeng said: "Although there are many people in Jianghu who would rather be a dog, there is only one who can do it so thoroughly." Ye Ling said: "Do you know who he is?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Mr. Dog." Ye Ling said: "You already know?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled, and said: "At least I know that Blue Beard didn't die at my hands, of course he should know, so even if he really became a ghost, he shouldn't come looking for me." Ye Ling smiled, blinked and said, "Even if the evil ghosts don't look for you, the hungry ghosts will definitely come to you." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Hungry ghost?" Ye Ling said: "The meaning of the hungry ghosts is to wait for you to eat and starve to death. If you don't hurry, there will be thirty-seven more hungry ghosts tonight." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Even if I don't go, there is only one real hungry ghost." Ye Ling said: "Who?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Me."