Chapter 5 The fourth round of sweet dreams

The sun is dim and the moon is pale. The dog has fled into the darkness, and the human head is still crying: "Help me...help me..." The headless man is still crying: "Give me back my head, give me back my head..." The shrill voices came and went. The wind is howling, accompanied by ghosts crying. Whoever sees this scene and hears this sound, even if he is not scared to death, will die half of his life. Chu Liuxiang did not. His men suddenly rushed out like arrows, chasing the dog. "Whether you are a man or a dog, as long as you give me food when I'm hungry and a place to sleep when I'm tired, I can't watch your head be taken away by a dog."

This is Chu Liuxiang's principle. He has always been a man of his own principles. The dog ran fast, and in the blink of an eye it was back into the darkness again. "But whether you are a human or a dog, if Chu Liuxiang wants to chase you, you will never be able to run away." Some people even think that Chu Xiangshuai's qinggong was learned from hell. When passing the bamboo fence, he pulled out a bamboo. After three or five ups and downs, the dog with the head in its mouth was less than two zhang away from him. The short bamboo in his hand flew out and shot at the dog like an arrow.

The black dog howled miserably, and the human head fell from its mouth. Chu Liuxiang has already swept over to pick up the head. The cold head was cold and wet, as if it was dripping with cold sweat. Chu Liuxiang suddenly felt something was wrong. With a sound of "Bo", the human head was suddenly shattered, and a thick dark red smoke shot out from the human head, carrying an indescribable stench. Chu Liuxiang fell down. Whoever smells the stench is sure to fall down immediately. The night dew is heavy, and the ground is cold and damp. Chu Liuxiang fell to the ground. In the distance, there was a faint and shrill cry coming from the wind, but I don't know if it was a dog barking?Or ghost cry?

Suddenly, a figure floated over from the darkness. A figure without a head. People without heads can actually laugh, standing in front of Chu Liuxiang and giggling. Suddenly, Chu Liuxiang, who had been fascinated, jumped up from the ground and grabbed the "headless man" by the skirt. With a "hiss", the skirt of the clothes was ripped open, revealing a person's head. Butanfu! It turned out that he had a head, but it was hidden in his clothes, which were held up by racks. If he hadn't been thin and short, he certainly wouldn't have looked so realistic. What about the head that was taken by the dog?

The head is made of wax, and there are some gunpowder and fuse hidden in it. The fuse is already on fire. As long as you can calculate the time correctly, you can calculate the length of the fuse. He has good timing. So the human head happened to explode in Chu Liuxiang's hand, and the drug was scattered in all directions. He calculated everything accurately, but he didn't count that Chu Liuxiang could jump up from the ground. At this moment, Bu Tanfu's eyes, nose, eyebrows, and mouth seemed to have shrunk into a ball, as if someone had punched him hard. Chu Liuxiang laughed, and said with a smile: "It turns out that you drink well, it seems that you won't get drunk after a few more drinks."

At this moment, he actually said such a sentence, you never say it? Bu Tanfu could only grin, his body shrank suddenly, he got out of his clothes, rolled on the spot, and rolled several feet away. When he bounced up, he was five or six zhang away. Chu Liuxiang blurted out: "It's so easy!" According to these three words, his people are already five or six zhang away. Bu Danfu didn't even dare to turn his head back, he ran forward desperately, his lightness kung fu was indeed not weak, if he hadn't met Chu Liuxiang, he would have been able to escape. Unfortunately, he met Chu Liuxiang.

He passed the bamboo fence, and Chu Liuxiang saw that he was about to catch up with him. Unexpectedly, Chu Liuxiang stopped suddenly, because he saw someone in the yard combing his hair again. The stars are dim and the moon is pale. Bu Ajuan was sitting under the moonlight, combing her hair slowly. Of course she didn't take her head off this time. Her hair was black and smooth, and her hands were slender and soft.Her face was as pale as the moonlight. She was only wearing a purple blouse, which was very light and thin. When the wind blew, the blouse stuck to her body, revealing her plump breasts, slender waist, and straight and slender legs.

The Qingluo in the wind is like a thin layer of mist. The glittering and translucent body in Qingluo is looming, but it's not known if it's a person in the mist?Or are the flowers in the fog? Chu Liuxiang didn't walk over, but she didn't walk away either. He is not a gentleman, but he is not blind either. Bu Ajuan suddenly turned around, smiled sweetly, and said, "Are you still alive?" Chu Liuxiang also smiled and said, "I'm still a human, not a ghost." Bu Ajuan said: "The drug doesn't work?" Chu Liuxiang said: "The drug is very effective, but it's a pity that my nose is not effective."

Bu Ajuan said: "I know that kind of drug is powerful, even people without noses will be fascinated by it." Chu Liuxiang smiled again, and said, "Even if you don't have a nose, your head won't be so light." Bu Ajuan blinked and said, "Did you immediately stop breathing as soon as you realized that the man's head was too light?" Chu Liuxiang smiled again and said, "Maybe I didn't notice anything, but I was very lucky." Bu Ajuan also smiled and said, "I know you've had bad luck recently." Chu Liuxiang said, "Oh?"

Bu Ajuan said sweetly: "Those who have good luck will not be very lucky." Chu Liuxiang couldn't help touching her nose again, and said, "How do you know I'm lucky?" Bu Ajuan laughed and said, "Because you not only have peach blossom eyes, but also a peach blossom nose." Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Fortunately, my hands are not peach hands, so you can still sit there properly." Bu Ajuan rolled his eyes and said, "Your hands are honest?" Chu Liuxiang said: "You want my hands to be dishonest?" Bu Ajuan bit her lip and said, "If your hands are honest, come and comb my hair for me."

Chu Liuxiang didn't speak or move. Bu Ajuan glanced at him out of the corner of his eye and said, "You don't know how to comb your hair?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Although my hands are honest, they are not stupid." Bu Ajuan said, "You don't like combing people's hair?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't like it, it depends on the situation." Bu Ajuan said, "What's the situation?" Chu Liuxiang said: "See if that person's head can be taken off his neck." The hair was smooth and soft, like satin in the moonlight. Chu Liuxiang suddenly realized that combing a girl's hair was also a kind of enjoyment—maybe the girl whose hair was combed by him also felt it was a kind of enjoyment. His hands are light— Bu Ajuan's eyes were as dim as stars, and he said softly: "I heard people say a long time ago that Chu Xiangshuai never disappoints women. I never believed it before." Chu Liuxiang said, "What about now?" Bu Ajuan looked back and smiled, "Now I believe it." Chu Liuxiang said: "Have you heard anything about me?" Bu Ajuan blinked, and slowly said: "It is said that you are very smart, just like an old fox, there is nothing in the world that you don't understand, and no one can fool you." She continued sweetly: "I believe these words now. " Chu Liuxiang suddenly sighed, and said with a wry smile, "But now I'm already a little suspicious." Bu Ajuan said, "Oh?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Today I saw something that I don't understand." Bu Ajuan said, "What's the matter?" Chu Liuxiang said: "How can that head talk?" Bu Ajuan laughed and said, "It's not the head talking, but Bu Tanfu talking." Chu Liuxiang said: "But I clearly saw the head talking." Bu Ajuan said: "You didn't really see it, you just had that feeling." Chu Liuxiang said: "How did that feeling come from?" Bu Ajuan said: "Bu Danfu went to Tianzhu when he was a child, and learned a very strange kung fu from the monks in Tianzhu." Chu Liuxiang said: "What kind of effort?" Bu Ajuan said: "Tianzhu people call this kind of kung fu 'belly speaking', which means that he can speak from the stomach, so that you can't tell where the sound is coming from." Chu Liuxiang sighed again and said, "It seems that there are a lot of strange knowledge in this world, and one person can't finish it no matter what." Bu Ajuan said sweetly: "You are enough to cause headaches now, if you learn everything, is there any way for others to survive?" Chu Liuxiang smiled, and suddenly asked: "It seems that Bu Danfu is not your father?" Bu Ajuan laughed and said, "Of course not, otherwise I would not call him by his name directly." Chu Liuxiang asked, "Who is he to you?" Bu Ajuan said: "He is my husband." Chu Liuxiang's hand holding the comb stopped suddenly, and she was also stunned. Bu Ajuan glanced back at him, and said sweetly, "Husband means husband, don't you understand?" Chu Liuxiang could only smile bitterly and said, "I understand." Bu Ajuan glanced at his hands and said, "Why did you stop moving your hands when you heard that he was my husband?" Chu Liuxiang said: "It's just because I'm not used to combing other people's wives' hair." Bu Ajuan laughed and said, "You will get used to it gradually." Chu Liuxiang smiled bitterly and said, "I think it's better not to develop this habit." Bu Ajuan giggled and said, "Are you afraid that he will be jealous?" Chu Liuxiang said, "Yes." Bu Ajuan said: "He has never hit you, and he can't chase you. What are you afraid of?" Chu Liuxiang said: "I don't like seeing men jealous." Bu Ajuan's eyes moved, and he said, "What if he isn't jealous?" Chu Liuxiang said: "There is no man in the world who is not jealous, unless he is a dead man." Bu Ajuan said, "You want him to die?" Chu Liuxiang said: "You said this, not me." Bu Ajuan said: "It's one thing to say it with your mouth, but another thing to think about it in your heart." She looked at Chu Liuxiang with a half-smile, and said leisurely: "Actually, as long as you are willing, he may become a dead person at any time." Chu Liuxiang smiled, and said lightly: "It's a pity that I haven't developed the habit of killing other people's husbands yet." Bu Ajuan said, "You won't do it for me?" Chu Liuxiang didn't answer. He never said anything that a girl couldn't stand. Bu Ajuan said, "Don't forget that he wanted to kill you just now." Chu Liuxiang blinked and said, "Is he the one who wants to kill me?" Bu Ajuan suddenly sighed softly, stood up slowly, and took Chu Liuxiang's comb. Chu Liuxiang said, "Are you sighing?" Bu Ajuan sighed: "When a person feels uncomfortable, he always sighs." Chu Liuxiang said: "Are you feeling bad?" Bu Ajuan said, "Yes." Chu Liuxiang said: "Why are you uncomfortable?" Bu Ajuan said: "Because I didn't want you to die, but if he doesn't die, you have to die." Chu Liuxiang said: "Oh!" Bu Ajuan said, "You don't believe me?" Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Because I always feel that death is not an easy thing." Bu Ajuan said leisurely: "But it's not as difficult as you think." She suddenly raised the comb in her hand and said, "Do you know what this comb is made of?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Wood." Bu Ajuan said: "There are many kinds of wood—as far as I know, there are about a hundred kinds." Chu Liuxiang was listening. Bu Ajuan said: "Of the hundred kinds of wood, more than ninety kinds are very common." She smiled again and said, "Ordinary means that it is not poisonous. You use that kind of wooden comb to comb other people's hair. It's really not easy to die." Chu Liuxiang said, "Where's your comb?" Bu Ajuan said: "The wood of my comb is called 'Jianfu wood', which is a very special kind." Chu Liuxiang said: "What's so special?" Bu Ajuan didn't answer this question, but caressed her flowing hair, and suddenly asked: "Do you think my hair is fragrant?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Very fragrant." Bu Ajuan said: "That's only because I have sesame oil on my hair." Chu Liuxiang's eyes flickered, and he asked, "Are there many types of sesame oil?" Bu Ajuan said: "By the way, as far as I know, there are about a hundred kinds of sesame oil." Chu Liuxiang said: "Are there more than ninety kinds of them that are common and non-toxic?" Bu Ajuan said sweetly, "Why are you getting smarter?" Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Your hair is of course a special kind." Bu Ajuan said, "That's right." Chu Liuxiang sighed again, and said, "Why don't I see anything special?" Bu Ajuan said: "My kind of sesame oil is called 'lover's oil'. Whenever a jealous husband encounters lover's oil, it will emit a very special poisonous gas. When you comb my hair, this poisonous gas has already permeated unconsciously. into the pores of your hands, so..." She sighed softly again, and continued slowly: "After a cup of tea at most, your hands will start to rot, and it will rot all the way to the bones, until all the bones in your whole body are rotted. " Chu Liuxiang was stunned. Bu Ajuan smiled and said, "Do you think my way of killing people is wonderful? I'm afraid even Chu Xiangshuai, who knows everything, can't think of it?" Chu Liuxiang sighed, and said with a wry smile: "It seems that there are quite a lot of strange ways to kill people in this world." Bu Ajuan sent: "Today you met two kinds." Chu Liuxiang said: "I have met several kinds in the past two days." Bu Ajuan said, "Do you think each is very ingenious?" Chu Liuxiang said: "It's really ingenious." He also smiled suddenly, and continued lightly: "Although they are very clever, I am still alive and well until now." Bu Ajuan said leisurely: "It's just up to now, what about the future?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Who knows what will happen in the future." Bu Ajuan said, "I know." Chu Liuxiang said: "Oh!" Bu Ajuan said: "I can assure you that the method I used is not only the most ingenious, but also the most effective." She smiled, and continued: "Even if you can close your breath at any time, you can't even close your pores, right?" Chu Liuxiang nodded, and sighed, "From this point of view, I must die!" Bu Ajuan said: "So I feel very sad." Chu Liuxiang said: "Since you are suffering so much, why don't you let me live?" Bu Ajuan rolled his eyes and said, "If you want to survive, there is only one way." Chu Liuxiang said: "What method?" Bu Ajuan said, "Go and kill Bu Danfu for me." Chu Liuxiang said: "Why don't you kill him yourself?" Bu Ajuan sighed quietly: "Although I am not a good woman, I still can't do such a thing as murdering my husband." Chu Liuxiang said: "You think I can do it?" Bu Ajuan said: "He is neither your friend nor your husband. If you want to kill him, it's just a matter of lifting your hands, unless you think his life is more important than yours." Chu Liuxiang started touching her nose again. Bu Ajuan suddenly said: "You'd better make up your mind quickly, otherwise if the toxicity takes hold, it will be too late to regret it." The more relaxed she looked, the more serious the situation seemed. Chu Liuxiang must have understood this truth very well, so he quickly asked: "Is there still time for me to go now?" Bu Ajuan smiled and said, "Chu Xiangshuai is unparalleled in the world, and I know it." Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly and said: "It's a pity that he has slipped away now, how can I find him?" Bu Ajuan laughed and said, "You don't know your son better than your father, and you know your husband better than your wife. You don't understand this truth?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Do you know where he is?" Bu Ajuan said indifferently: "If a woman doesn't even know her husband's whereabouts, she might as well die." She quickly continued: "When you came here just now, you always saw that mountain spring, right?" Chu Liuxiang nodded, and Bu Ajuan said: "Okay, as long as you walk upstream along the spring, you will see a waterfall, and there is a very secret cave behind, and he must be hiding there." Chu Liuxiang pondered, and said, "If I kill him, will you give me the antidote?" Bu Ajuan said: "That's right, exchange his head for the antidote, exchange his life for your life, fair trade, no one will suffer." Chu Liuxiang said: "But why do you want his life?" Bu Ajuan said coldly: "I may tell you this story when you come back, but if you still want to ask now, I'm afraid it will be too late." Chu Liuxiang sighed, and said, "I just want to ask the last question, will you definitely wait for me here?" Bu Ajuan said, "Of course." Sure enough, Chu Liuxiang didn't even say a word, turned around and left. I saw his figure flashed, he was already six or seven zhang away, and in another flash, he disappeared into the darkness. Bu Ajuan looked a little surprised, as if he didn't expect Chu Liuxiang to reply so happily. "Didn't Chu Liuxiang never kill people?" "I hope there is no one in the world who is not afraid of death. He is also a human being. Of course he understands that his own life is much more precious than others'." Thinking of this, Bu Ajuan smiled very proudly. She has always believed that men in the world are idiots, and it is easier to get a man to be fooled than to cut tofu with a knife. Until today, she didn't know that even Chu Liuxiang was no exception. Chu Liuxiang was not only deceived, but also serially deceived. First, Bu Tanfu was not her husband at all. Second, Bu Tanfu was not in the cave behind the waterfall at all, and he has slipped away to nowhere. Thirdly, the comb was originally made of ordinary wood, and what she applied on her hair was only an ordinary jasmine oil. Fourth, there is no such thing as "jealous wood" and "lover's oil" in the world. Such weird poisons may only exist in ghost stories. Fifth, she wanted Chu Liuxiang to go to the cave behind the waterfall, but she wanted him to die. No matter who broke into that place alone, he would never come out alive. "A man seems to be born to be deceived by a woman. If a woman does not deceive him, he may feel uncomfortable instead." Bu Ajuan was very happy and proud. She felt that she was not only good at acting, but also good at singing. If a man meets a woman who is both good at singing and acting, he will simply die. Putting on a relatively opaque dress, Bu Ajuan pulled out the horse that Chu Liuxiang was riding from behind the house, floated on the horse, and beat the horse away. She suddenly found that riding a horse under the moon turned out to be very poetic. The night is deep and the stars are getting thinner. Although the moonlight was still very bright, it made the surrounding scenery extremely bleak. In any case, it is not a very pleasant thing for a woman to walk alone on such a desolate mountain road.It's not poetic either. The poetry in Bu Ajuan's heart had already flown to nowhere, she just felt the wind blowing on her body and it was very cold. "Why is the wind in March so cold?" She pulled up her skirt tightly and began to hum a little tune. She used to have a good singing voice, but now it doesn't even sound good to her own ears. "Blooms are fragrant in March, and rhododendrons are blooming on the hillside..." There are no rhododendrons on the hillside, in fact, not even a morning glory on the hillside. Turning around a mountain depression, even the moonlight was covered, and the dark trees swayed in the wind, like ghost shadows with teeth and claws. The wind blows the leaves, and the horse's hooves step on the gravel road, click, click, click... as if there is another horse following behind. The faster she rode, the faster the voice behind her followed. She almost forgot that it was her own horse's hooves, and gradually she even felt that someone was following behind. She wanted to look back, but she was afraid that she really saw a ghost. If you don't look back, don't worry. It took a lot of effort to build up the courage to look back—— The wind is blowing, the tree shadows are moving, how can there be anyone? Obviously there was no one, but she seemed to see a figure hiding behind the tree the moment she turned her head, and her movement was as fast as a ghost. "There is no one in the world who can move so fast, unless it is Chu Liuxiang." Calculating the time, Chu Liuxiang should have entered the cave by now, maybe his head had already been beheaded by those strange people in the cave. "Now he may have turned into a headless ghost, and he is still a fool. He doesn't even know why he died." Bu Ajuan wanted to laugh again, but for some reason, he just couldn't. Chu Liuxiang was already difficult enough when he was alive, but if he really turned into a ghost, what would happen? Bu Ajuan beat his horse desperately, hoping to finish the mountain road quickly and dawn soon. Suddenly, misty wailing sounds came from the wind! "Give me back my head, give me back my head..." A gust of wind blew by, and there seemed to be a figure standing swaying on the tree, with hands and legs, and a complete body, but no head. Bu Ajuan's hair stood on end, trying to see clearly with his eyes wide open. But with a blink of her eyes, the headless ghost disappeared. "Give me my head, give me my head—" The wailing sound was still faintly present, fluttering in the wind, seemingly distant or near. This cry was originally used by Bu Tanfu to scare Chu Liuxiang, she thought it was very funny. Now, she realizes that this kind of thing is not fun at all. Her clothes were drenched with cold sweat. Suddenly, the black shadow flashed again, passing over the horse's head. It was still the headless ghost shadow. The horse let out a long neigh and stood up. Bu Ajuan could have clamped the saddle tightly. Her riding skills are not weak. But now her legs seemed to be a little weak, and she was thrown off the horse, fell heavily on the road, and gold stars appeared in front of her eyes. Looking at the ghost shadow again, it floated to another tree. The woods swayed in the wind, and the shadow swayed with the branches. Besides Chu Liuxiang, who else has such a high lightness kung fu? Bu Ajuan exhausted all her strength and shouted: "I know you are Chu Liuxiang, are you a human? Or a ghost?" Shadow giggled on the tree, and said with a sinister smile, "Of course it's a ghost. How can a person have no head?" Bu Ajuan bit her lip and said, "You... your head is hidden in your clothes?" The shadow suddenly laughed and said, "This time you are finally right." Amidst the laughter, Chu Liuxiang's head got out of her clothes. This proves a point. Some things are a joke when it happens to someone else, but a tragedy when it happens to you. Bu Ajuan's legs suddenly became weak, and he jumped up, slapped the dirt on his body vigorously, and said with a sneer, "You think you can fool me? I already knew it was you." Chu Liuxiang said: "Oh? Since you already know, why are you afraid?" Bu Ajuan said bitterly: "Who is afraid? Whether you are a human or a ghost, I am not afraid of you." Chu Liuxiang blinked and said with a smile: "Then who was the person who fell off the horse just now?" Bu Ajuan said in a loud voice, "It's not unusual for a man to stumble and a horse to stumble." Chu Liuxiang said: "What would be considered unusual?" Bu Ajuan sneered and said, "It's strange that the majestic Chu Xiangshuai is waiting to scare women pretending to be gods and ghosts on the road. If I say it in the future, I will be ashamed, not me, but you." Chu Liuxiang said: "I only saw someone riding my horse. I thought it was a thief who stole the horse. How did I know it was you?" He smiled, and suddenly said: "Aren't you supposed to wait for me at home?" Bu Ajuan cried out, "What about you? You were supposed to be in that cave, why didn't you go?" Chu Liuxiang sighed, and said, "The reason is very complicated, do you want to hear it?" Bu Ajuan said, "Say it." Chu Liuxiang said: "First, Bu Tanfu is not your husband at all, and he is not called Bu Tanfu at all." Bu Ajuan said, "Who said that?" Chu Liuxiang smiled mysteriously and said, "I said it because I suddenly remembered who he was." Bu Ajuan asked, "Who is he?" Chu Liuxiang said: "His surname is Sun, his name is Bukong, and he is called 'Seventy-one Changes', which means that he is full of tricks. Compared with Sun Wukong, he is only one change less. Master, for the past ten years, he has suddenly disappeared for some reason, and this year he should be sixty-three or four-year-old, but because he is practicing boy kungfu, he seems to be still young." He said this in one breath, as if he was memorizing a family tree. Bu Ajuan was already stunned. Chu Liuxiang said again: "It's because he practices boy kung fu and has never committed adultery in his life, so he can live up to now. A person who practices boy kung fu will certainly not marry a wife." Bu Ajuan gave him a hard look, and said with a sneer, "It's unexpected that you are so clear about people like him. It seems that you are probably on his way." Chu Liuxiang smiled and said: "Don't forget that people always say that I am the Generalissimo among thieves. If a person who is the Generalissimo can't even figure out the origin of his subordinates, what is he doing? Wouldn't it be better to die. " Bu Ajuan rolled his eyes, and said coldly: "It's a pity that the Generalissimo has already seen that he is about to enter the coffin." Chu Liuxiang smiled faintly: "It's a pity that I said number one, of course there is number two." Bu Ajuan said, "Second?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Secondly, your comb is neither 'jealous wood', nor is the 'lover's oil' on your hair." Bu Ajuan's face changed color, and he stared, "Who said that?" Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "I said it because I know that the jasmine oil from 'Yuan Huazhai' in the capital city is used on your head. One tael of silver, and only this one sells it, there is no other semicolon." Bu Ajuan's eyes widened, and he said, "How do you know?" Chu Liuxiang said: "I can smell it." Bu Ajuan said, "Isn't your nose not working?" Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Sometimes my nose doesn't work well, and sometimes it works very well, it depends on the situation." Bu Ajuan said, "What's the situation?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Look at what I smell. When I smell shit or drugs, my nose is of course not working. When I smell the rouge pollen on a beautiful woman, my nose may be much better than anyone else." Bu Ajuan gritted her teeth, and said bitterly: "No wonder others say you are a pervert, it seems that you are not bad at all." Chu Liuxiang said: "It's too much." Bu Ajuan said: "You said the second, is there a third?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Yes." He smiled and continued: "Third, I suddenly remembered who lived in that cave." Bu Ajuan blinked and said, "Who is it?" Chu Liuxiang said: "It's a family named Ma, troublesome Ma, no matter who provokes them, they are causing trouble." Bu Ajuan sneered and said, "It's unexpected that there are people in Chu Liuxiang who are afraid." Chu Liuxiang said: "I'm not afraid of anything else, only trouble." Bu Ajuan said coldly: "It's a pity that you are already in trouble now." Chu Liuxiang sighed, and said, "So now I just want to find out where the trouble comes from." Bu Ajuan said, "Do you want me to tell you?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Why don't you tell me!" Bu Ajuan said, "Isn't it okay not to tell you?" Chu Liuxiang said: "No." Bu Ajuan rolled his eyes and said, "I won't tell you, let's see what you can do to me?" Chu Liuxiang didn't say anything, and suddenly pulled her up by the waist. Bu Ajuan lost his voice and said, "You...you dare to insult me?" Chu Liuxiang showed her teeth and smiled, "Please don't forget that I'm a pervert." Bu Ajuan stared at him for a while, then suddenly sighed softly, closed his eyes and said, "Okay, I'll let you molested once." Chu Liuxiang was startled instead, and said, "Aren't you afraid?" Bu Ajuan said quietly: "What can I do? I can't beat you by hitting, and I can't run away from you." Chu Liuxiang said: "Don't you know how to bark?" Bu Ajuan sighed: "It's not proper for a woman's family to yell. What's more, in the middle of the night, there is no one in the field. Even if I call, no one can hear me." She suddenly hooked Chu Liuxiang's neck, leaned close to his ear, and whispered: "If you want to insult me, now is the right time, and when the morning dawns, you will lose your mood." In the middle of the night, there is no one around, and the moonlight is so gentle, if there is a beautiful woman like Bu Ajuan who is in your arms, whispering these words to you while biting your ear. what would you do? Chu Liuxiang really didn't know what to do. Looking at the expression on his face, it seems that what he is holding in his arms is not a big beauty, but a hot potato that is hot to the touch. Bu Ajuan hugged him tighter with both hands, closed his eyes, and gasped lightly in his ears. she is waiting. It seems that it is not easy for Chu Liuxiang to get rid of the hot potato. It's just that this hot potato is really fragrant, charmingly fragrant. It is so fragrant that even if you have just eaten a meal of delicacies from mountains and seas and your stomach is still bloated, you can't help but want to take a bite. Chu Liuxiang felt that her heart was also beating, and it was beating very hard. Bu Ajuan winked like silk, and said softly: "What are you waiting for? Don't you just move your mouth?" Chu Liuxiang coughed dryly twice, and said, "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands." Bu Ajuan smiled charmingly, "But you are not a gentleman." Chu Liuxiang sighed and said, "I'm not." He was indeed ready to give up his right to be a gentleman, but at this moment, in the dark forest beside the road, there was a burst of laughter like silver bells. A girl in yellow clothes was leaning against a tree, giggling and giggling. She smiled not only nicely, but also beautifully. Her small eyes are squinted when she smiles, like a pair of crescent moons. Chu Liuxiang couldn't help shouting: "Zhang Jiejie." This girl is so mysterious, Chu Liuxiang will never guess when she will appear in front of him, nor when she will disappear. Bu Ajuan has already called out: "Who are you?" Zhang Jiejie smiled and said, "I'm not anyone, I'm just someone who happened to pass by here." Bu Ajuan stared and said, "What do you want to do?" Zhang Jiejie said: "I don't want to do anything. Whether he molested you or you were molested by him, it has nothing to do with me." Bu Ajuan said: "Then you go quickly." Zhang Jiejie said, "I don't want to leave either." She giggled, and said again: "You guys are yours, why can't I just take a look here?" Bu Ajuan said, "Why do you want to see it?" Zhang Jiejie said, "I'm happy." There is no such thing as "happy" for such a great reason. Bu Ajuan was already unreasonable enough, but unexpectedly he met someone even more unreasonable. Chu Liuxiang could hardly help laughing. Bu Ajuan's hand had already been released, and suddenly it jumped out of his arms, turned over in the air, and flew towards Zhang Jiejie like an arrow, her ten fingertips were shining brightly under the moonlight. She seemed to want to scratch Zhang Jiejie's face to pieces. Whether it's a girl who knows martial arts or a girl who doesn't know martial arts, when they get into a fight, they always seem to like to grab other people's faces. It is true that women are sometimes like cats, with a natural tendency to scratch and a natural tendency to use their nails as weapons. Chu Liuxiang was really worried for Zhang Jiejie. He suddenly discovered that Bu Ajuan was not only very high in lightness kung fu, but also very fast and venomous. He never thought that a woman like Bu Ajuan would make such a vicious move. "Perhaps women become more ruthless when dealing with women." Zhang Jiejie was still giggling. Seeing that Bu Ajuan's nails were about to scratch her face, her body suddenly slid up the tree trunk, like a civet cat, slid to the top of the tree in the blink of an eye. Bu Ajuan tapped his toes to the ground, and also jumped up. Zhang Jiejie smiled coquettishly and said, "This woman is so fierce, brother Xiang, why don't you hurry up and help me." She deliberately called the three characters "Brother Xiang" sweet and nasty. Chu Liuxiang heard goose bumps all over her body. Bu Ajuan was even more furious when she heard it, and said with a sneer, "This woman is really shameless, and she is not afraid of being disgusted by others." Before finishing this sentence, she had already made seven moves. Zhang Jiejie evaded, but still smiled and said, "Is it me who is shameless? Or you? Why do you have to ask my Brother Xiang to molest you?" Bu Ajuan was so angry that he couldn't even speak, but his face was ashen, and his surprising moves were even more vicious. Zhang Jiejie said: "Actually, you should learn from me. If you also call him Brother Xiang, he might molest you." Bu Ajuan said angrily, "Fart your fart." Zhang Jiejie smiled and said, "It stinks." She had been dodging non-stop, as if she had no strength to parry, suddenly exclaimed, turned around and ran, still shouting: "This woman's claws are so powerful, if she really scratches my face , how can I get married in the future?" She ran in front, and Bu Ajuan chased after her. Both of them are not weak in lightness kung fu, especially Zhang Jiejie. Chu Liuxiang has almost never seen a woman whose Qinggong is higher than hers - even men are rare. He seemed to be chasing after him to persuade him to fight, but after thinking about it, he stopped. When two women are fighting, the only thing a man can do is stand still, and it would be wise if he could suddenly become deaf and blind. The wind was blowing the leaves, and even their voices could not be heard. Did they both slip away? Suddenly, someone in the dark was singing in a low voice. "Two women went to fight, only one can come back... guess who came back?" Chu Liuxiang didn't even think about it, and said, "Zhang Jiejie." Sure enough, it was Zhang Jiejie. With a flash of her body, she was already in front of Chu Liuxiang, and said with a charming smile, "My dear brother, why are you calling me sister?" Chu Liuxiang sighed, and said, "It's still the same old saying, how can you never get tired of saying it?" Zhang Jiejie said with a smile: "Not only do I never get tired of talking, but I also never get tired of listening. Even if you call me sister eight hundred times a day, I'm still just as happy." She blinked, and suddenly asked again: "Are you happy?" Chu Liuxiang said: "What is there for me to be happy about?" Zhang Jiejie said: "Aren't you happy that two such beautiful women are fighting for you?" Chu Liuxiang blinked and said, "Did you kill him?" Zhang Jiejie said: "Don't worry, I am reluctant to kill such a beautiful little girl." Chu Liuxiang said: "Since he was not killed, where did he go?" Zhang Jiejie suddenly raised her face and said, "Why are you asking this? Are you still thinking about her? Want to molest her?" Chu Liuxiang said: "Do you think I'm really that kind of person?" Zhang Jiejie sneered and said, "Aren't you still a good person? If I hadn't arrived in time, one of you molested one and the other went, I'm afraid the scene would have been molested to a mess." Chu Liuxiang sighed again, and said with a wry smile: "I really admire you, how can you say these words?" Zhang Jiejie said: "When a woman is jealous, she can say no matter how ugly she is." Chu Liuxiang said, "Are you jealous?" 张洁洁瞪眼道：“吃醋又怎么样？……吃醋难道犯法？” 她自己也忍不住“噗哧”一声笑了，道：“其实你就算一定想非礼，也用不着去找她的。” 楚留香摸了摸鼻子，道：“我还能找谁？” 张洁洁眼波流动，悠悠道：“你至少还有一个人能找。” 楚留香道：“这人在哪里？” 张洁洁咬着嘴唇，道：“远在天边，近在眼前。” 楚留香看来就像是忽然变成了一个不折不扣的大笨蛋，眼睛也发了直，东张西望的找了半天，才皱着眉喃喃道：“奇怪我怎么看不到……” 张洁洁恨恨的瞪着他，忽然一个耳光掴了过去。 她出手实在快，快得令人躲不了。 但这次她却失手了，她的手已被楚留香捉住。 楚留香道：“你若真的想打我，出手就应该再快一点。” 张洁洁似笑非笑用眼角瞟着他，淡淡道：“你以为我真打不到你？你以为你真能抓我的手？” 楚留香道：“这难道不是你的手？” 张洁洁忽然也叹了口气，道：“呆子，你难道看不出这是我故意让你抓住的？” 楚留香道：“故意？为什么？” 张洁洁垂下了头，轻轻道：“因为我喜欢你拉着我的手。” 她的声音又温柔，又甜蜜，在这静静的晚上，从她这么样一个人嘴里说出来，简直就像是世上最美丽的歌曲。 楚留香的心也开始溶化了，就像是春风中的冰雪。 就在这时，张洁洁的手突然一翻，扣住了楚留香的腕子，另一只手立刻随着闪电般挥出，重重的向楚留香右脸上掴了过去。 她娇笑着道：“这下子你……你总躲不掉了吧……”这句话并没有说完。 楚留香的心已溶化，但手却没有溶化，也不知道怎么样一来，张洁洁挥出来的手又被他捉住，本已扣住他腕子的手也被捉住。 张洁洁只觉得他一双手好像连半根骨头都没有。 楚留香微笑着，淡淡说道：“这下子你还是没有打着。” 张洁洁恶狠狠的瞪着他，瞪了半天，目中渐渐有了笑意，终于咧嘴一笑，嫣然道：“其实我根本就舍不得打你，你又何必紧张呢？” 这又证明一件事。 老实的女人不一定可爱，可爱的女人不一定老实。 只要你觉得她可爱，无论她说的话是真是假，你都应该相信的。 否则你就不是个聪明的男人，也不是个活得快乐的男人。 楚留香现在并不快乐。 因为他虽然很想相信张洁洁，却又实在很难相信。 张洁洁一直在盯着他，忽然道：“看来你好像并不太信任我。” 楚留香笑了笑，道：“我能信任你么？” 张洁洁道：“我害过你没有？” Chu Liuxiang said: "No." 张洁洁道：“我对你好不好？” Chu Liuxiang said: "Very good." 张洁洁道：“我没有害过你，又对你很好，你为什么不信任我？” 楚留香回答不出所问，所以他只有回答道：“我不知道。” 天大的道理也说不过我不知道。 你就算说出一万种道理来，他还是不知道，你对他还有什么法子？ 张洁洁叹了口气，苦笑道：“原来你也是个不讲理的人。” 楚留香笑道：“天下不讲理的人，本就很多，并不是只有我一个。” 张洁洁眼珠子转了转，道：“你是不是觉得我来得很巧？” 楚留香道：“的确很巧。” 张洁洁道：“你想不出我怎么会找到你的？” 楚留香道：“的确想不出。” 张洁洁道：“好，我就告诉你，这只因我本就一直在暗中盯着你。” Chu Liuxiang said, "Oh?" 张洁洁道：“我当然也并不知道你往哪条路走，幸好有个人告诉了我。” Chu Liuxiang asked, "Who?" 张洁洁道：“就是三岔路口上那又白又胖的小老板娘。” 她又在用眼角瞟楚留香，似笑非笑的，冷冷道：“你一定又在奇怪她怎么还记得你？那只因她对你也很有意思，说你又英俊，又可爱，又有男子气，惟一的缺点就是出手不太大方，只给了人家两钱银子。” 楚留香又叹了口气，苦笑道：“她现在已经对我这么有意思了，我若再给得多些，那怎么受得了？” 张洁洁冷笑道：“为什么受不了？人家白白胖胖的，一脸福相，而且，又会做生意，又会生儿子，你说她有哪点不好？” 楚留香正色道：“其实她还有点最大的好处，你还不知道。” 张洁洁道：“哦？” 楚留香道：“她只卖酒，不卖醋。” 张洁洁道：“这也能算她的好处？” 楚留香道：“她若卖醋，醋坛子岂非早已被你打翻，连老本都要蚀光了？” 星更稀，夜已将尽。 张洁洁不知从哪里摘了朵小花，忽而衔在嘴里，忽而戴在耳朵上，忽而又拿在手里玩，好像忙极了。 她这人就好像永远都不会停下来的，不但手要动，嘴也要动，整个人不停的在动，没有事的时候也能找出件事来做做。 若要她闭上嘴，安安分分的坐一会儿，那简直要她的命。 楚留香越来越看不透她了。 有时她看来还像是个什么事都不懂的小孩子，但有时却又像是比最老的老狐狸还要机灵。 楚留香叹了口气，道：“现在我已知道你是怎么来的了，可是你来找我干什么？” 张洁洁瞪了他一眼，道：“别人都能来找你，我为什么不能？” 楚留香道：“别人来找我，那是想来要我的命，你呢？” 张洁洁道：“我不想要你的命，我还想留着你跟我斗嘴哩。” 楚留香苦笑道：“你来找我，就是为了要来跟我斗嘴的？” 张洁洁嫣然道：“我还没有那么大的毛病。” 她神色忽然变得很郑重，正色道：“我来找你，只为了要告诉你两件非常重要的消息。” 楚留香道：“什么消息？” 张洁洁道：“我已经打听出那老头子夫妻俩是什么人了。” Chu Liuxiang said: "Oh!" 张洁洁道：“你还记不记得那老太婆手里总是提着样什么东西？” “一杆秤。” 那老太婆就是用秤打她老公的。 楚留香眼睛亮了起来，动容道：“我想起来了，衰公肥婆，秤不离砣。” 张洁洁笑道：“不错，那老头子就是'秤'，老太婆就是'秤砣'，两人倒真是名副其实，你简直再找不出一个人比那老太婆更像秤砣的了。” 楚留香并没有笑。 因为他知道这夫妻两人名字虽可笑，长得也可笑，其实却是很可怕的人。 张洁洁道：“据说这夫妻两人，本是岭南黑道中一等一的高手，而且手下还有股很庞大的恶势力，只不过十几年前忽然洗手不干，从此就再也没有人知道他们的消息，却不知道这次怎么会忽然出现的？” 楚留香道：“想必是有人特地请他们出来杀我。” 张洁洁说道：“你想是谁请他们出来的呢？能请得动这种洗手已久的黑道高手，这种人的面子倒真不小。” 她眼珠子转动着，忽又接着道：“那匹骡子的主人是谁，我也查出来了。” Chu Liuxiang asked, "Who is it?" 张洁洁道：“金四爷。” 楚留香皱眉道：“金四爷又是何许人也？” 张洁洁道：“金四爷就是金灵芝的四叔，也就是'万福万寿园'中最有权威的一个人，你既然去那里拜过寿，想必总见过这个人的。” 楚留香点点头，他不但见过这个人，而且印象还很深。 金四爷本就是个很容易让你留下深刻印象的人。 他身材并不十分高大，但却极健壮，站在那里就像是一座山，无论谁都休想能将他扳倒。 楚留香甚至还记得他的相貌——双很浓的眉，双目灼灼有光，留着很整齐的胡子，就是笑的时候，看来还是很有威严。 你随便怎么看，他都是个很正派的人。 楚留香沉吟着道：“你的意思是不是说，那夫妻两人就是他请出来的？要杀我的人也是他？” 张洁洁淡淡道：“我什么都没有说，只不过说那匹骡子是他的。” 楚留香道：“你怎么知道？” 张洁洁笑了笑，道：“我当然有我的法子。” 楚留香道：“什么法子？” 张洁洁眨着眼，道：“那我就不能告诉你了。” 楚留香道：“为什么不能告诉我？” 张洁洁道：“因为我不高兴。” It was finally dawn. 他们终于已走出了山区地界，那匹马居然还在后面跟着。 有人说，狗和马都是人类最忠实的朋友，其实它们只不过都已养成了对人的依赖性而已，宁可做人的奴隶，也不敢去独立生存。 张洁洁眼珠子转动着，忽然笑道：“我辛辛苦苦赶来告诉你这些事，你该怎么谢我呢？” 楚留香道：“我不知道。” 他发现只有用这句话来对付张洁洁最好。 张洁洁笑道：“你不知道我知道。” 楚留香道：“你知道什么？” 张洁洁道：“我知道你是个小气鬼，真要你谢我，杀了你也不肯的，但我若要你请我喝杯酒，你总不该拒绝了吧。” 楚留香也笑了，道：“那也得看情形，看你喝得多不多，还得看那地方的酒贵不贵。” 张洁洁叹了口气，道：“幸好我知道有个地方，非但酒不贵，而且还有个又白又胖的老板娘，而且这老板娘还在一心想着你，看来你就算不给钱都没关系。” 楚留香忍不住又摸了摸鼻子，苦笑道：“你真要到那地方去？” 张洁洁道：“非去不可，我已去定了。” 还早得很，三岔路口上那个小酒摊却居然已摆了起来。 早上赶路的人本就比较多。 那愁眉苦脸的老板正在起火生炉子，弄得一身一脸都是煤烟。 那又白又胖的老板娘正铁青着脸在旁边监督着他，好像满肚子都是“下床气”，吓得她手里抱着的孩子连哭都不敢哭。 一看到楚留香，她的心花就开了，脸上也堆出了笑容，旁边牵着她衣角的孩子本已为了要吃卤蛋挨了顿揍，现在她已先将卤蛋塞到孩子嘴里，表示她是个很温柔的女人，很慈祥的母亲。 张洁洁用眼角瞟着楚留香，吃吃的笑。 楚留香只有装作看不见。 等老板娘去切菜倒酒的时候，张洁洁忽然附在他耳边，悄悄道：“我实在冤枉了她，她虽然很白，却一点也不胖。” 楚留香还是听不到。 张洁洁又道：“你看她的皮肤，嫩得就好像要沁出水来似的，我若是男人，不论她有没有丈夫都要想法子把她弄到手的。”她越说越得意好像还要说下去。 幸好酒菜已端上来了，老板娘甜甜的笑着道：“今天的牛肉可真是刚卤好的，相公你尝尝就知道。” 张洁洁忽然道：“你只请相公尝，姑娘我呢？” 老板娘瞪了她一眼，勉强笑道：“相公先尝过了，姑娘再尝也不迟。”这句话还未说完，她已扭过了头，头还没有完全扭过去，脸已扳了起来。 张洁洁伸了伸舌头，做了个鬼脸，悄悄笑道：“原来她看我不顺眼，看来我还是走了的好，也免得惹人讨厌。” 她拿起杯酒一饮而尽，转身就走。 楚留香失声道：“你真的要走？” 张洁洁道：“我说过只喝你一杯酒的，喝多了岂非又要叫你心疼？” 她的人已窜上了楚留香的马，打马就走，又吃吃的笑道：“这匹马先借给我，下次见面时再还给你，你总不至于小气得连一匹马都不愿借给别人吧！” 这句话说完人和马都已去远。 楚留香本来要追的，却又停了下来。 他实在想不出为什么要去追人家的理由。 “我既没有害过你，又没有欠你的，你凭什么要来追我？” 他就算追上去，人家一句话也能把他挡回来。所以楚留香只有看着她去远，只有在那里发怔，苦笑。 只听那老板娘道：“那位姑娘是不是有点毛病？怎么说起话来总是疯疯癫癫的！” 楚留香叹了口气，苦笑道：“她没有什么毛病，有毛病的是我。” 老板娘手里摇着孩子，脸上带着春花般的笑容，眼睛瞟着楚留香，轻轻的咬着嘴唇，悄悄道：“那么你遇见我可真是运气，我专会治你这种男人的毛病。” 楚留香摸了摸鼻子，忽然站起来。 他已对自己发过誓，只要看见女人对他笑，他就立刻走得远远的。 老板娘好像很吃惊，瞪大了眼睛，道：“相公你连口酒都没喝，就要去了吗？” 楚留香扳着脸，道：“这酒是酸的。” 他正想转身，忽听老板娘大声道：“等一等，我还有样东西给你。”喝声中，她忽然将怀里的孩子朝楚留香抛了过来。孩子“哇”的一声哭了。楚留香不由自主，已伸手将孩子接住。 就在这时，一旁蹲在地上起火的老板已箭一般窜了过来。老板娘身子也已掠起。 她实在一点也不胖，身子轻盈如飞鸟。 楚留香手里抱着人家的孩子，下面又有张椅子挡住了他的脚。孩子哭得好伤心，他怎么能将一个正在哭着的婴儿甩开来？ 楚留香当然不是那种人。所以他就倒了霉。 楚留香躺在那里，看来好像舒服得很。 这张床很软，枕头不高也不低，何况旁边还坐着个笑容如春花般的女人，正在喂他吃东西。 别人看到他现在的样子，一定会羡慕极了。 只有他自己一点也不羡慕自己，除了嘴还能动，鼻子还能呼吸外，他全身都已僵得像块死木头似的，连一点感觉都没有。 那老板娘手里拿着杯酒，慢慢的倒入他嘴里，媚笑着道：“这酒酸不酸？” 楚留香道：“不酸。” 老板娘又挟了块牛肉道：“这牛肉好吃不好吃？” 楚留香道：“好吃。” 老板娘眼波流动，笑得更甜，道：“我长得漂亮不漂亮？” 楚留香道：“漂亮极了。” 老板娘咬着嘴唇，道：“有多漂亮？” 楚留香道：“比天仙还漂亮。” 老板娘道：“比起那疯疯癫癫的小丫头呢？” 楚留香道：“至少比她漂亮三万八千六百五十七倍多。” 老板娘道：“有这么好的酒和牛肉吃，又有这么漂亮的女人陪着你，你还愁眉苦脸的干什么？” 楚留香叹了口气道：“因为我害怕，怕你那愁眉苦脸的老板回来，把我卤在牛肉锅里。” 老板娘嫣然道：“你放心，他不会回来了。” Chu Liuxiang said: "Why?" 老板娘道：“因为我那老板本是借来用用的，现在已用过了，所以就还给了人家。” 楚留香道：“难道连孩子也是借来的？” 老板娘道：“当然也是借来的。” 她忽然拉开了衣襟，露出坚挺饱满的胸膛，道：“你看我像是个生过孩子的女人吗？” 楚留香想闭起眼睛都不行，所以只有笑道：“一点也不像。” 老板娘微笑道：“你真有眼光，难怪有那么多女人喜欢你。” 她轻轻抚着楚留香瘦削的脸，柔声道：“你什么都好，就只是太瘦了一点，若跟着我，我一定把你养得胖胖的。” 楚留香看着她的胸膛，实在不敢想她要用什么来养他。 老板娘眼波流动，忽然又道：“你知不知道现在我要