Chapter 23 Twenty-third drunken accident

Hu Tiehua punched his right fist with his left fist, and murmured: "Even the old bugs and dead roosters won't spend two days in this damn desert and won't go back. If they don't go back, something must have happened." Suddenly seeing a camel riding up, the warrior on the hump said: "There is a shaded place ahead, do you want to rest?" Hu Tiehua pondered: "How far have we traveled?" The samurai said: "About ten miles." Hu Tiehua frowned and said, "After walking for ten miles, I just want to rest. Doesn't it mean that the fifty miles will go to tomorrow?"

The warrior apologized and said, "Walking fifty miles in the desert is more tiring than walking five hundred miles in other places. What's more, there are thousands of taels of gold on the camel." Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "Anyway, it's too early to rest now. We must drive fifty miles before dark. I want to see what the person who came to exchange things with us looks like." While talking, he hastened to drive the camel out. The warrior sighed, and murmured: "If you are traveling like this, when you reach the ground, I am afraid that people and camels will be sunburned. If the other party suddenly turns their backs, what will you do?"

Another samurai also caught up and said, "Anyway, we're not responsible. If he wants to be brave, let him go. If the other party makes a move, we'll just hide away." The third warrior spat on the ground, curled his lips and said, "This kind of southern barbarian doesn't even know fart, so he just wants to show his strength in the desert. Isn't this just asking for trouble?" These warriors suffered from Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang's losses several times, and at this moment they secretly gloated, but they naturally spoke the local language of Kucha, even if Hu Tiehua heard it, he didn't understand it at all.

But what they said was true, the fifty-mile walk was indeed enough to bear. Fortunately, after noon, the power of the scorching sun had receded a little. When the sun went down, Hu Tiehua still couldn't take it anymore. Although she drank water several times, her lips were still dry and cracked. I saw a forest of rocks in front of me, and in the gradually falling twilight, it looked like an unknown ferocious monster, waiting there to choose someone to devour. Hu Tiehua felt a little cold in her heart, and turned her head and said, "How many miles have we traveled now?" The warrior looked up at the sky and said, "I'm afraid it's already fifty miles away."

Hu Tiehua said: "The letter clearly stated that after traveling fifty miles west, someone came to exchange with us. Why don't we just wait here! When they come, we can wait for work and teach them a lesson." The warrior said slowly: "If they have been waiting for us here, waiting for work, they want to teach us a lesson!" Hu Tiehua was stunned, and said with a smile: "That's reasonable, we should really be more careful." The warrior said coldly: "Just now when the villain said to rest more on the way, it was just to guard against the opponent's move."

Hu Tiehua rubbed her nose and said with a smile, "I'm impatient, don't blame me." He is a straightforward man, if he knows that he is wrong, he will immediately admit his mistake, right is right, wrong is wrong, there is a difference between them, he will never shirk. The samurai felt a little embarrassed on the contrary, smiled and said: "Fortunately, the villains also brought wine to refresh themselves." Hu Tiehua said happily, "Where is it?" The warrior immediately brought a sheepskin water bag and said with a smile, "This is Dawan wine, it won't hurt anyone if you get drunk."

Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "I know, my friend, the old bug, likes to drink this kind of wine the most." He pulled out the cork, took two sips, let out a long breath, and said with a smile: "I didn't plan to drink this time, but I have good wine, haha..." His mouth was filled with wine immediately, I couldn't even speak. The three Kucha samurai stood quietly opposite him, staring at him intently, as if they had never seen anyone drinking in their entire lives. Hu Tiehua drank most of the bag of wine, only to feel a little embarrassed, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said with a flirty smile: "Look, I've almost finished drinking the wine, so come and have a drink too!"

The three Kucha warriors grinned at the same time, not only with the same expression, but also with the same smile and closed mouth at the same time, as if they were singing a puppet show. One of them looked at his two companions, and said with a smile: "This drink is not enough for three people, why don't Master Hu drink it alone!" Hu Tiehua said loudly: "How dare you? How dare you?" Even though he said that, he held the wine bag tightly in his hands, not only did he not intend to send it over, but he seemed to be afraid that others would snatch it. The three warriors looked at each other and smiled again, more cheerfully this time.

The person who spoke just now smiled and said, "Why are you being so polite to Mr. Hu and the little people?" Hu Tiehua laughed and said: "Since that's the case, I'd rather be respectful than obedient." He really didn't want to drink at first, and he was afraid that it would be a waste of time, but after drinking half a bag of wine, he hooked up the wine worms in his stomach. People who like to drink, I'm afraid most of them have this problem. When they have a lot of alcohol, they always try their best to persuade others to drink, trying to get them drunk.

When the wine was low, he was afraid that others would share his wine. The three Kucha warriors watched him drink the whole bag of wine, and the three of them were delighted, far more happy than drinking it by themselves. Hu Tiehua wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "Good wine, good wine, but unfortunately not only too little, but also too weak." The three Kucha warriors smiled and said, "Master Hu thinks this wine is too weak?" Hu Tiehua said: "In my opinion, burning a knife is much more enjoyable to drink." The samurai said: "But burning knives won't make you drunk to death."

Hu Tiehua laughed loudly and said: "Could it be that this wine, which is so light as a bird, can still get drunk to death?" The samurai smiled and said, "It's almost the same if you don't die drunk." Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "But I drank so much wine, but I didn't even feel drunk at all. Could it be that my drinking capacity has improved again?" The samurai suddenly stopped smiling, and stared, "Master Hu really doesn't even feel like drinking at all?" Hu Tiehua squinted and said with a smile: "This little wine can make me drunk, hehe! It doesn't matter if you have another seven or eight bags." The eyes of the three samurai were straightened, and they could not speak. Hu Tiehua said: "If you don't believe me, I'll let you see if I'm drunk?" In fact, if he said such a thing, he already showed that he was drunk. People who are really not drunk will never want to prove it to others. The three warriors opened their mouths wide in surprise and stared at him with wide eyes. Hu Tiehua stood up unsteadily, drew a line on the ground, curled up one leg, and jumped across the line with one leg. He ran back and forth twice, and laughed loudly: "Look, can a drunk person still dance like this?" The Wutu rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "People who are really not drunk will still do some tugging." Hu Tiehua laughed and said, "Turn some weights, what's the difficulty?" While he was talking, his body had already rolled over in the air. With his martial arts, not to mention one weight turn, even seventy or eighty turns, it's like eating tofu, very common. Unexpectedly, he had only turned halfway through this fight, and suddenly fell in the air, and fell to the ground with a "smack", and the sand was thrown out of a hole. Hu Tiehua shook his head, rubbed his eyes, grinned and said, "I sprained my waist this time, so it doesn't count." The samurai smiled and said, "Yes, it doesn't count this time, let's do it again." Hu Tiehua struggled to get up again, and turned over desperately, only to hear another "beep", as if a stone suddenly fell from mid-air. This time he couldn't get up anymore, he chuckled and said, "Strange, why is something wrong today?" The warrior's eyes lit up, and said: "Master Hu, do you know what it is for?" Hu Tiehua laughed loudly and said, "I'm afraid he was fainted by the sun." That warrior said: "No, no." Hu Tiehua tilted his head and thought for a while, then said: "Maybe it's because I'm too tired these two days." The samurai said: "That's not true either." Hu Tiehua stared and said: "You just know it, right? You know a fart!" The warrior laughed and said, "Of course I know, because I put the medicine in the wine myself." Hu Tiehua was stunned, and said, "Prescribe medicine? What medicine?" The samurai smiled and said: "Our corner, although this is a small country, the emperor is just like you. He inevitably likes women. There is a saying in your country that it is 'widows are lustful', isn't it?" Hu Tiehua said: "So what?" The samurai said: "So in the inner courtyard of our palace, we also prepare a kind of medicine, which is specially prepared to deal with those martyred virgins. This kind of wine is fragrant and light, not much different from sugar water, but whoever eats it will immediately die My whole body will be weak, and I will no longer have the slightest strength." Hu Tiehua said: "You... what you gave me to drink just now is... just?" The samurai smiled and said: "That's right, it's this kind of wine that I just gave Mr. Hu to drink. I managed to steal a bag from it. No matter how little Mr. Hu thinks, I can't help it." Hu Tiehua was stunned for a while, then suddenly laughed and said: "I am not a chaste woman, and your old man will not take a fancy to me, why use this kind of wine to deal with me, isn't it a waste?" The samurai smiled and said, "Interesting and interesting. These words are really interesting. It's very rare for a person who is about to die to say such interesting things." Hu Tiehua laughed loudly and said, "I learned from that dead bug. A person cries from birth, and rarely laughs when he is alive. If he doesn't laugh a few times when he is dying, is he living a lifetime in vain?" The samurai said: "Master Hu also knows that he is about to die?" Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "I also know that you did this only for the gold, silver and jewels on the camels, right?" The warrior laughed and said: "Unexpectedly, Master Hu's mind suddenly became sober. That's right, that's what we are doing. The prince was kicked out. This life is over, and we don't want to suffer with him in such a ghost place for the rest of our lives." , Why don’t you get some treasures and go to other places to enjoy the rest of your life.” Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "It's reasonable, but don't you think that these jewels are going to be given to Shi Guanyin, she might come soon, and she will let you take the jewels away?" The samurai said leisurely: "Master Hu thinks this is really the place to meet Shi Guanyin?" Hu Tiehua was stunned and said: "Isn't it?" The samurai said: "Going fifty miles to the west is the place to meet her, isn't it?" Hu Tiehua said: "Not bad." The warrior said with a smile: "But even though we headed west when we set off, after walking ten miles, the direction changed. In this desert, if the direction is just a little bit wrong, it will be a lot worse. It is far from the meeting place. At least thirty or fifty miles away." Hu Tiehua said with a smile: "No wonder you told me to rest after walking ten miles. It turned out that you wanted to pour me down at that time." The samurai said: "But Master Hu refused to rest at that time. We had to deliberately go in the wrong direction. Master Hu thought we were old horses who knew the way in the desert, so he followed us at ease and didn't pay attention to the direction." He smiled and continued: "But Mr. Hu, don't feel bad, many people will get lost in the desert." Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "I never know the way, even if I walk on the main road, I will get lost." The samurai said: "When Mr. Hu is reincarnated in the next life, it's better to recognize the way first, don't be reincarnated into the wrong one, and you will be wronged if you fall into the belly of a pig." He himself didn't expect that he could say such humorous words, the more he thought about it, the more proud he became, and the more he thought about it, the funnier he was, he couldn't help laughing out loud. Hu Tiehua said: "Now, are you going to kill me?" The warrior said with a smile: "If we don't kill Master Hu, Master Hu will definitely come to us after the power of the medicine disappears... This is a last resort, please forgive Master Hu." Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "But which one of you dares to do it?" The samurai said: "It doesn't matter whoever makes a move." Hu Tiehua said with a smile: "Do you think I really have no strength? Don't kill me when you come to kill me instead." The three warriors had already walked towards him, and when they heard this sentence, they suddenly stopped in their tracks. They had already experienced Hu Tiehua's power. Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "Maybe this wine is not as powerful as you imagined, maybe this wine is not as useful for men as it is for women, is it?" The three warriors looked at each other and thought to themselves, "That's right, maybe he still has some strength, otherwise how could he be smiling so happily?" Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "Okay, whoever dares to do it now, come here!" The three of them looked at each other, but no one dared to come over. Hu Tiehua laughed and said: "In my opinion, you'd better take these jewels and run away quickly." The warrior rolled his eyes and suddenly said: "If this man still has strength, why would he let us take the jewel away?" Another person rejoiced and said, "That's right, he must be scaring people." The third person laughed and said: "If you want me to do it, I will do it!" He pulled out the knife from his waist in a "swipe", and ran towards Hu Tiehua with the knife. The knife was dazzling, and it seemed that it was easier to chop off people's heads than to cut melons. Although Hu Tiehua was still smiling, the smile was a little forced, and suddenly said: "These jewels can indeed be enjoyed by one person for a lifetime, but three people share... Hehe! Don't you think it's too little?" He had never done anything to sow dissension in his life, and now he used this trick in a hurry, expecting the three of them to kill each other immediately. Unexpectedly, the warrior laughed and said, "Even if we want to monopolize the treasure, we will never fight and kill you in front of you, so that you have a chance to escape. There is absolutely no such idiot in the world." The other person laughed and said, "I'm afraid I've heard too many stories about Mr. Hu." The third person was already laughing wildly and slashed at him with a knife, saying: "Laugh, if you can still laugh at this moment, I really admire you." His laughter suddenly stopped, and he raised a knife high, but did not cut it down. The warrior frowned and said, "Why are you so afraid, have you softened your hands?" The third person stammered, "Boat...I saw a boat." The samurai laughed and said, "Boat, how can there be a boat in this place? Could it be that your eyes..." His own laughter also suddenly stopped, and his eyes widened. Another person tremblingly said: "Boat... there is really a boat heading here." All three of them had frightened expressions on their faces, their mouths were tongue-tied and they couldn't move. Hu Tiehua was surprised and delighted, and thought to himself: "These three people may have seen a ghost. If you can sail a boat in the desert, can't you race a horse in the sea?" But when his eyes rolled away, he too was frozen with terror. Amidst the wind and sand all over the sky, a ship actually sailed over. The ship was sailing like the wind, but now it was gradually slowing down. Amidst the chirping of eagles, it finally stopped slowly, right in front of them. The yellow dust in the sky gradually disappeared, and a ghostly figure in white clothes gradually appeared on the bow of the boat. His hands, feet and face were all hidden in the white robe and scarf, and he could not even see his eyes. The three warriors looked at each other, and then slowly stepped back. The sweat was pouring down on the faces of the three of them, and they pulled the rope leading the camel, trying to escape. The man in white suddenly gave a dark smile and said, "I've arrived here, do you still want to escape?" The voice is soft, it is actually a woman. Although her eyes were covered by a white scarf, she couldn't hide everyone's every move. The hands and feet of the three warriors trembled, and the rope they had just pulled fell down again. The warrior trembled, "You... who are you?" The man in white ignored him, and said slowly: "I was wondering why you didn't come as promised, but now I know that it was the three of you who were playing tricks." She didn't even move, she had already floated down from the bow of the boat, and said sharply: "But it's already mine, so you want to get your hands on it?" The warrior was stupefied by her astonishing lightness, and after a long while, he murmured: "The villain has no...no malicious intentions." The man in white smiled coldly and said, "Guanyin Bodhisattva has thousands of hands and eyes, do you still want to hide it from me?" Hu Tiehua couldn't help but sighed and said: "Shi Guanyin, Shi Guanyin, I didn't expect that I finally saw you, but I was really discouraged to meet you under such circumstances." The man in white said: "So what? Do you still want to compete with me?" Hu Tiehua said: "That's right, I'm really interested in that." The man in white sneered and said, "I'm afraid you're still far away...Even such a slave can fool you. The famous Hu Tiehua really disappoints me." She turned to Hu Tiehua, the three warriors behind her gave a sneaky wink, the waist knife was out of its sheath in the backhand, and the three knives slashed towards the man in white like a gust of wind. The person in white had her hands behind her back, she didn't turn her head, and she didn't seem to notice it at all, but when the three knives were about to cut, her slender fingers suddenly popped out of her sleeves. Just hearing the sound of "choke", the light of the knife soared into the sky like a horse. The three warriors didn't see each other's attack at all, they only felt a shock in their wrists, half of their bodies went numb, and the knife in their palms was already thrown out of their hands by the shock. The three of them were so frightened that their souls flew away, they didn't even care about the gold and jewels, they didn't even dare to look at the man in white, they turned their heads and ran away. Although they didn't have light skills in their feet, but when their lives were at stake, they escaped really fast. They didn't fall until they had escaped about ten feet away. The man in white waved lightly, caught all three knives, and said calmly: "The knives belong to you, return them to you." She still didn't look back, and with a backhand throw, the three knives flew out like lightning, and the knives seemed to have eyes, and they caught up with their owners in the blink of an eye. There were only three screams in succession, and the blood flew out like three sparks, and the three knives had pierced through the heart, nailing the three people to the ground like nails.