Chapter 3 The third time a thousand gold promises

sunny. Twenty-seven big men stood in the sun, shirtless, bald, and their bronzed skin seemed to have been oiled. "My name is Cui Tong." The first burly man said, "I practice Dahong Quan." Although Dahong Fist is the most common boxing method in the Jianghu, but he took up the stance and practiced it once, and it is very powerful. Lan Lan said: "How is it?" Xiao Ma said: "Very good." Lan Lan said: "This time you..." Xiao Ma interrupted her, and said: "This time I said very well, that is to say, he can rest at home." The second person is Wang Ping.He is actually a Shaolin disciple, and he knows how to crouch tiger and Arhat boxing.

Xiao Ma said: "Very good." Without waiting for others to ask, he explained himself: "This time, what I mean is that I want him to punch me." Wang Ping is not a hypocrite, and he has long disliked pony. Even if Xiao Ma really wanted him to punch ten times, he would never be polite. He hit as he said, and he punched out, using the heavy hand of Shaolin Arhat Fist, and with a "bang", it hit the pony in the chest. Fist hit, a person yelled. The person calling was not Xiao Ma, but Wang Ping. The person who received the beating didn't yell, but the one who beat him yelled loudly, just because his punch seemed to be hitting a stone.

Whoever punches a rock will be a little bit overwhelmed with his own fist. After all, there are not many people in this world whose fists are harder than rocks. Xiao Ma looked at Lan Lan and said, "How is it?" Lan Lan smiled bitterly: "It seems that he can also accompany Cui Tong to recuperate at home." Xiao Ma said: "The twenty-seven of them can recuperate at home." Lan Lan said: "You don't take anyone with you?" Xiao Ma said: "I don't want to die." Lan Lan said: "Who do you want to take?" Xiao Ma said: "Bring the two people who didn't come today."

Lan Lan said: "Didn't you come today?" Xiao Ma said: "Although I didn't come today, I did come last night, and one of them even gave me a sword." Lan Lan said: "You gave them a punch too, isn't that not enough? You still want to find them to vent your anger?" Xiao Ma said: "I really didn't like this kind of people who plot behind the scenes, but they are the right kind of people to deal with werewolves." Lan Lan sighed, and said, "Why do you choose and choose, and the ones you choose are all girls?" Xiao Ma was a little surprised: "Are they children?"

Lan Lan said: "Not only are they girls, but they are all very fragrant." Xiao Ma laughed and said: "Very good, very good, this time I mean really good." Lan Lan said: "There is only one bad thing." Xiao Ma said: "Which point?" Lan Lan said: "Now their faces are all swollen from your beating. Although they are still fragrant, they all look a bit like Zhu Bajie." They are not like Zhu Bajie. A beautiful girl of sixteen or seventeen, no matter how swollen her face was, would never look like Zhu Bajie. What is unexpected is that the person with such a poisonous attack and such sharp swordsmanship is actually a girl of sixteen or seventeen years old.

They are sisters. The elder sister is Zeng Zhen and the younger sister is Zeng Zhu. Their eyes are as bright as pearls. Seeing them, Xiao Ma felt very embarrassing, and regretted that his punch was too hard. When Zeng Zhen saw him, there was also a look of anger and resentment in her eyes. The younger sister didn't care. Although her face was swollen from the beating, she still kept laughing, very sweetly. After they left, Xiao Ma asked, "How did you find these two sisters?" Lan Lan smiled and said, "Even you and I can find them, let alone them." Xiao Ma said: "Which sect are they disciples?"

Lan Lan said: "They never asked which sect you are a disciple of?" Xiao Ma said: "No." Lan Lan said: "Then why do you need to ask them?" Looking at her, Xiao Ma suddenly realized that this woman was getting more and more mysterious, much more mysterious than any woman he had ever seen. Lan Lan asked again: "Besides their sisters and Xiangxiang, who else do you want to take with you?" Xiao Ma said: "First, I want to find someone with good ears." Lan Lan asked, "Where can I find it?" Xiao Ma said: "I know there is a person in the city who can hear people whispering even if they are twenty or thirty meters away."

Lan Lan said: "Who is this person?" Xiao Ma said: "This man's name is Zhang Deaf, that is, Zhang Deaf who mends shoes at the gate of the city." Lan Lan suddenly seemed to feel that there was something wrong with her ears, and said, "What do you think this person's name is?" Xiao Ma said: "It's Zhang Deaf." Lan Lan said: "Of course he's not really deaf." Xiao Ma said: "He is." Lan Lan almost cried out: "You said that the person with the sharpest ears is really deaf?" Xiao Ma said: "Not bad."

Lan Lan said: "A really deaf person can hear others whispering twenty feet away?" Xiao Ma said: "I guarantee that he can hear every word." Lan Lan sighed, and said: "It seems that you are not only faulty, but also a little crazy." Xiao Ma smiled mysteriously, and said, "If you don't believe me, why don't you ask him to try it?" Zhang Deaf is also called Zhang Cobbler. Cobblers are usually mending shoes.Someone needs a cobbler to repair a shoe, and the cobbler usually comes quickly. Deaf Zhang also came very quickly. When he entered, there were six people hiding behind the door, each holding a big gong, and when he stepped in, the wooden sticks in the hands of the six people knocked down together.

The six gongs sounded together, and the sound could almost deafen the ears of a person who is not deaf. But Deaf Zhang didn't even blink his eyes. He is really deaf. Totally, utterly deaf. The hall is wide and long. Lan Lan sat in the farthest corner, at least twenty feet away from the door. As soon as Deaf Zhang entered the door, he stopped. Lan Lan looked at him and said, "Can you mend shoes?" Deaf Zhang nodded immediately. Lan Lan said: "What's your surname? Where are you from? Who else is there in the family?" Deaf Zhang said: "My surname is Zhang, from Henan. My wife died and my daughter got married. Now I am the only one left in the family."

Lan Lan was stunned. Her voice was very soft, and she was at least twenty feet away from this person. But the voice of her speech, this big deaf man can actually hear every word. Xiao Ma asked behind the door: "How is it?" Lan Lan sighed and said, "Very good, very good." The pony came out laughing.Said: "Brother deaf, hello." As soon as he saw the pony, Deaf Zhang's expression changed, as if he saw a ghost, he turned around and left. He can't go. Six big men with gongs have blocked the door. Deaf Zhang could only look at the pony and sigh, and smiled wryly, "I'm not good, very bad." Xiao Ma said: "How can it be bad?" Zhang Deaf said: "How can I get better after meeting you, an unlucky ghost?" The pony laughed and walked over to put his arms around his shoulders. It seemed that they were not only old friends, but also good friends. How can a prodigal son who looks like a pony be old friends with a cobbler? The origin of this cobbler is undoubtedly very suspicious. Lan Lan didn't want to ask about his origin, the only thing she wanted to do was to cross the mountain as soon as possible and safely. wolf mountain. She couldn't help asking: "Why don't you ask him if he is willing to go with us?" Xiao Ma said: "He will definitely." Lan Lan said: "How do you know?" Xiao Ma said: "Since he has met me, what other way is there?" Zhang Deaf's complexion became more and more ugly, and he asked tentatively, "You don't want me to cross Wolf Mountain with you, do you?" Xiao Ma said: "There are two more words below 'not'." Zhang Deaf said, "What are the two words?" Xiao Ma said: "It's not strange." Zhang Deaf's complexion had turned into a blank sheet of paper, he suddenly closed his eyes and sat down on the ground. This meant that instead of leaving, he didn't even listen, no matter what they said, he would never listen. Lan Lan looked at the pony.Xiao Ma smiled, took Zhang Deaf's hand, and drew a picture on his palm, as if drawing a Taoist talisman. This general is really smart. Deaf Zhang jumped up all of a sudden, stared at the pony, and said, "Do you really have to go this time?" Pony nodded. Zhang Deaf's face turned blue and white, finally sighed, and said: "Okay, I'll go, but I have a condition!" Xiao Ma said: "You tell me." Zhang Deaf said: "You go and find Lao Pi, if you want to go into the water, let's go into the water together." The pony's eyes lit up immediately.Said: "Lao Pi is also in the city?" Zhang Deaf said: "He just arrived and is drinking in my kitchen." The pony's eyes are brighter, as if he suddenly found a treasure from the garbage dump, a living big treasure. Lan Lan couldn't help but ask again: "Who is Lao Pi?" Xiao Ma said: "Old Pi is also a cobbler." Lan Lan said: "What is he capable of?" Xiao Ma said: "I have no ability at all." Lan Lan said: "How long is it?" Xiao Ma said: "Not at all." Lan Lan said: "He has no ability at all?" Pony nodded. Lan Lan said: "What do you invite him to do if you have no skills?" Xiao Ma said: "How many people have you seen who really don't even have any skills?" Lan Lan thought for a while and said, "I don't think I've even seen one." Xiao Ma said: "So a talent like him is really rare." Lan Lan didn't understand. Xiao Ma said: "There is no ability at all, which is his greatest ability. If you search all over the world, you can't find many people like this." Lan Lan seemed to understand a little bit, but also didn't seem to understand much. In front of men, she will never understand one thing, even one plus one is two, she doesn't seem to understand. But if you think she really does not understand, you are wrong, very wrong. The pony didn't make that mistake.So no more explanation. He was asking Deaf Zhang: "How much wine do you have in the kitchen?" Zhang Deaf said: "Three or four catties." Xiao Ma sighed, and said: "Then he has already left now. After drinking three catties of wine, he will never stay in other people's kitchens again." Deaf Zhang agreed, but Lan Lan asked, "What will he do after drinking three catties of wine?" Xiao Ma smiled wryly and said, "God knows what he's going to do? After drinking, I'm afraid even the gods can't guess what he will do." He looked at Deaf Zhang, hoping that Deaf Zhang could confirm his words. Deaf Zhang didn't pay attention to what he was saying at all, his eyes were looking outside the door with a strange expression on his face. Guys usually only show this look when they see a beautiful woman that really strikes their fancy. What he saw was Xiangxiang. Xiangxiang was crossing the yard and hurried in. Her beautiful face was already flushed with excitement. Before she walked in, she said loudly, "I just heard good news." Lan Lan waited for her to speak.Deaf Zhang is also waiting.Seeing Xiangxiang, he seemed to be twenty years younger suddenly. It's a pity that Xiangxiang didn't even glance at him out of the corner of his eye, and continued: "Another amazing person came to the city today. If we can invite him, there will be no problems." Lan Lan said: "Who is this remarkable person?" Xiangxiang said: "Deng Dinghou." Lan Lan said: "Shen Quan Xiao Zhuge Deng Dinghou?" Xiangxiang's eyes sparkled.Said, "Just now when Old Sun came back, he said that he was drinking in Tianfulou, and invited many people to drink with him." Deaf Zhang finally turned his head to look at Xiao Ma, who was also looking at him. Both of them seemed to want to laugh, but couldn't. Zhang Deaf said: "Is it you going or I going?" Xiao Ma said, "I'll go." Xiangxiang hurriedly said, "Go to Deng Dinghou?" Xiao Ma said: "Go find the skinny monkey, a fat monkey with a face thicker than a city wall." Xiangxiang didn't understand, but Lan Lan understood a little bit: "Could it be that this Deng Dinghou is Lao Pi's impersonation?" Xiao Ma said: "It's not strange." Xiangxiang said: "Deng Dinghou is a famous hero all over the world, who dares to impersonate him?" Xiao Ma said: "Old Pi dare, after drinking three catties of wine, there is absolutely nothing in the world that he dare not do." Lan Lan said: "But you said just now that he has no ability at all. How could he do such a thing?" Xiao Ma said: "Because he has no ability at all, so he can do anything, this is his greatest ability!" Lao Pi is not too fat, let alone monkey-like. He was well-dressed and handsome, and he looked more like Deng Dinghou than Deng Dinghou himself. But when he saw the pony, it was like a mouse seeing a cat.The pony told him to go east, but he dared not go west. The pony said: "Let's go to Wolf Mountain!" He immediately agreed: "Okay, let's go to Wolf Mountain." Xiao Ma said: "Aren't you afraid?" Lao Pi patted his chest and said, "I'm not afraid to stab a friend, let alone go to Langshan once." Xiao Ma smiled and said, "Now you finally understand." Lan Lan was also laughing. She did understand that this man was indeed a fat monkey who wouldn't take it apart.There was only one point she didn't understand: "Why did you say he was a cobbler just now?" Xiao Ma said: "He was originally!" Lan Lan said: "But he doesn't look like him at all." Zhang Deaf said: "That's because he is a cobbler, and I am a cobbler." Lan Lan said: "What's the difference?" Zhang Deaf said, "I am a cobbler who repairs shoes." Lan Lan said, "What about him?" Zhang Deaf said, "He's a rambunctious one." Old Pi was actually not angry at all, and said with a smile: "We two cobblers put together, although we are not as good as a Zhuge Liang, we are more than enough than a Cao Cao." So Xiao Ma took the two cobblers, three little girls, and set out to protect a frail woman and a dying patient. If others knew that the place they were going to was Langshan, which was more dangerous than Longtan and Tiger's Den, no matter who they were, they would definitely sweat for them. But the pony himself didn't care at all. The patient sits in a sedan chair, which is airtight.He didn't even see what this person looked like, so he went to work for this person. Others would think him a fool, but he didn't care. As long as he is happy, he is willing to do anything, and he doesn't care about anything.