Chapter 47 The forty-seventh round of the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva

Li Xun Huan said: "Idiots are not ridiculous, because only those who are sincere can learn the word 'idiot'." Lingling laughed and said, "Idiots also want to learn?" Li Xunhuan said: "Of course, no matter who wants to learn the word 'foolish', it will not be easy, because 'foolish' is different from 'dumb', only those who are obsessed with swords can practice exquisite swordsmanship. Only those who have love can get the true love of others, and those who are not crazy will not understand these things." Lingling lowered her head, as if she was chewing on the taste of his words.

After a long time, she sighed softly, and said softly: "With you, I have indeed learned a lot, but it's a pity...it's a pity that you are leaving, and you will never take me away." Li Xun Huan was silent for a while, then said: "At least I will accompany you back first." Lingling said: "Then, why don't we take the tunnel? Isn't that road so close?" Li Xun Huan said: "I'm not a mouse, why do I have to go through the tunnel?" He smiled, and continued softly: "Only those who can't see the light of day like to walk in tunnels. It's better not to walk in tunnels unless you have to."

Although his own heart is heavy, he always wants to make others feel happy. Lingling really laughed, and said: "Okay, I will listen to you, and I will never be a mouse in the future." Li Xun Huan looked up to the sky, took a long breath, and said: "Look, there is a cool breeze, a bright moon, and such clear flowing water. How can those who only walk the road enjoy these things?" Lingling laughed and said, "I'd rather have mooncakes hanging in the sky and fine wine flowing on the ground..." She swallowed, sighed again, and said, "To be honest, I'm really hungry, so hungry, the first thing I do when I go back is to go to the kitchen and make some delicious food..."

Her voice stopped suddenly, because she had already smelled the aroma of wine and vegetables, which was carried by the wind, and this smell naturally spread far in the deep mountains. Li Xun Huan said: "Fried chicken, braised pork, chili... and excellent old-fashioned flower carvings." Lingling smiled and said, "You also smell it?" Li Xun Huan said with a smile: "Old people, although their ears will become a little deaf and their eyes will become a little blurred, but their noses are still very sharp." Lingling said: "Can you smell where this smell comes from?"

Li Xun Huan shook his head and said, "I only know that the small shop in the town does not have such good wine, nor can it cook such good dishes." Lingling said: "Besides, that small shop has long been closed." Li Xun Huan smiled and said, "Maybe it's some delicious food that is serving supper." Lingling shook her head and said: "No way, I know dozens of families living in this town, they live very frugally, even if they want to have a supper occasionally, at most they cook a bowl of noodles and make two It's just an egg." Li Xun Huan pondered, and said: "Maybe their family has a visitor from afar, so they treat them specially..."

Lingling said: "No, there is absolutely no daughter-in-law in the family who can cook such delicious dishes." She smiled sweetly and said again: "There is only one person who can cook good food here." Li Xun Huan asked with a smile: "Who?" Lingling pointed to her nose and said with a smile, "It's me." She frowned again, and continued: "That's why I wonder, I haven't gone to the kitchen yet, where does the aroma of the wine and vegetables come from?" By this time they had turned out of the mountain pass. Li Xun Huan suddenly said: "The aroma of the wine and food comes from your small building."

The long street was silent. People in the mountain forest went to bed early, and the lights of every house were extinguished, but as soon as they turned into Fenglin, they found that the small building was still brightly lit. Not only the aroma of the wine and food came from the small building, but also the mixed laughter of men and women could be faintly heard upstairs. Lingling was stunned. Li Xun Huan said calmly: "Could it be that your young lady has returned?" Lingling said: "No way, she said that she will wait at least three to five months before returning." Li Xun Huan said: "Your house has quite a few guests, maybe there are some distant guests coming, since the master is not here, let's prepare some food and wine by ourselves."

Lingling said: "I'll go up and have a look first, you..." Li Xun Huan said, "It's better if I go up first." Lingling said: "Why? Since these people are burning and drinking upstairs, they are making such a fuss, obviously they don't have any malicious intentions. Are you still afraid that I will be in danger if I go up first?" Li Xun Huan smiled and said, "I'm just very hungry." He walked up the ladder next to the small building first, and walked very carefully, as if he felt that someone had set a trap on the small building and was waiting for him to go up.

The aroma of those wine and vegetables was what lured him to be fooled. The upstairs door was open. When Li Xun Huan walked to the door, he seemed to be stunned. He had never seen so many, such fat women. The fat women he has seen in his life are less than half of what he is now. Although the space above the small building is not too big, it is not too small either, even if there are a hundred or two hundred people as big as Li Xun Huan, it will not be crowded. Now there are only about 20 people upstairs, but the whole building is almost full.It was very difficult for Li Xun Huan to go in.

The small building was originally divided into several rooms with wooden boards, but now all of them have been opened up. There used to be one or two tables in each room, but now these large and small tables have been put together, and the tables are full of all kinds of people. All kinds of wine and vegetables are piled up like a hill. There were a dozen or so women sitting in the room, and they were all sitting on the floor, because no matter how big a chair they were, they couldn't sit on it, and even if they sat on it, the chair would collapse. But no one can say that they are pigs, because pigs as fat as them are rare in the world, and pigs never eat as much as they do.

When Li Xun Huan walked to the door, a large plate of fried chicken just happened to be served, and the dozen or so fat women happened to be eating fried chicken together. The sound was so terrifying that no one could describe it. If a child heard such a sound, he would definitely have nightmares in the middle of the night. Seven or eight silk quilts were spread beside the table where the wine was piled up, and the fattest woman was sitting there, with five or six men surrounding her. These men are all wearing very bright clothes, they are also very young, and they are not ugly, and some of their faces are still powdered. They are actually not very thin, but compared with this woman, they look like little monkeys. This woman is not only fat and strong, but also tall and big. One leg is thicker than an elephant. She is wearing a pair of red For satin soft shoes, at least seven feet of cloth must be used. Some of the five or six men were beating her legs, some were beating her back, some were fanning her, and some were holding golden cups in their hands and feeding her wine. There were also two with powdered faces, curled up at her feet like kittens. She tore up fried chicken in her hand, and when she was happy, she tore a piece and fed it to them. Fortunately, Li Xun Huan hadn't eaten for a long time, otherwise he would have vomited it up by now. He has never seen anything more disgusting than this in his life. But he didn't look back, instead he strode in. All voices stopped immediately, and all eyes were fixed on him. It's not a pleasant thing to be stared at by dozens of women, especially these women, they seem to regard Li Xun Huan as a fried chicken, and they want to stretch out their hands and tear him apart. Anyone in this situation will feel awkward and uncomfortable. Li Xunhuan did not. Even if he had this feeling in his heart, he definitely couldn't see it on the surface. He still walked casually, even when he walked up to the Golden Palace, he was still like this, he was just such a person, and no one could change him. The fattest and largest woman's eyes narrowed. Her eyes may not have been small before, but now they have been squeezed into a line by the fat on her face. Her neck may not have been short before, but now it has been filled with piles of fat. She just sat there like a mountain, a mountain of meat. Li Xun Huan quietly stood in front of her, smiled faintly, and said, "Great Joy Bodhisattva?" The woman's eyes lit up, and she said, "You know me?" Li Xun Huan said: "I have admired him for a long time." The Great Joyful Bodhisattva said, "But you didn't escape?" Li Xun Huan laughed and said, "Why should I run away?" The Bodhisattva of Great Joy also laughed. When she started laughing, there was no special change, but suddenly, the fat all over her body began to vibrate. Everyone in the room vibrated following her, and a man in green clothes who was lying on her back was actually thrown out. The cups, plates and bowls on the table jingled like an earthquake. Fortunately, her laughter stopped immediately, she stared at Li Xun Huan and said, "Although I don't know who you are yet, I already know why you came." Li Xun Huan said: "Oh?" The Bodhisattva of Great Joy said, "You came here for the blue scorpion, didn't you?" Li Xun Huan said: "Yes!" The Great Joyful Bodhisattva said, "She killed my precious disciple just for you?" Li Xun Huan said: "Yes." The Great Joyful Bodhisattva said, "So you want to save her?" Li Xun Huan said: "Yes." The Bodhisattva of Great Huanxi narrowed her eyes again, and said with a smile: "Unexpectedly, this man of yours has a bit of conscience. She killed someone for you, and she is not wronged." She gave her thumbs up, and continued: "But Lan Scorpion is really an amazing woman, she is loyal and has bones. She killed my apprentice, instead of running away, she dared to come to see me. I never thought of that before." She is such a person, and you are a natural match." Li Xun Huan did not argue, but smiled and said: "If the female Bodhisattva is willing to make it perfect, I will be grateful." The Great Joyful Bodhisattva said, "You want to take her away?" Li Xun Huan said: "Yes." The Great Joyful Bodhisattva said, "What if I have already killed her?" Li Xun Huan said lightly: "Then... maybe I will avenge her!" The Great Huanxi Girl Bodhisattva laughed again, and said, "Okay, you not only have a conscience, but you also have courage, I really don't want to kill you." With a stretch of her leg, a man lying on her lap was bounced up, and she said: "Go, pour wine for this guest." This man was wearing a purplish red dress with lace, his stature was not short, but he had shrunk at this moment, and his face was still covered with a thick layer of powder. Looking at his facial features and eyes, he must have been a very handsome man before. People who knew him before would never have dreamed that he would become like this. He held the gold cup in both hands, brought it to Li Xun Huan, and said with a smile, "Please." A person who has fallen to such a point can still laugh out loud. Li Xun Huan sighed secretly, held the gold cup with both hands, and said, "Thank you." He is very polite to anyone, he thinks that "people" are always "people", and he has always been unwilling to hurt others, even if that person is hurting himself. The gold cup has a large capacity, enough to hold half a bucket of wine. Li Xun Huan toasted his glass and drank it down. The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva smiled and said: "Okay, drink well! A man who can drink well is a good man, and none of my men can compare to you." The man in the purple dress came over with another glass of wine, and said with a smile, "Li Tanhua will never get drunk after a thousand cups, please, let's finish this one." Li Xunhuan was stunned. The man actually recognized him. The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva frowned and said, "You call him Li Tanhua? Which Li Tanhua?" The man smiled and said, "There is only one Li Tanhua, and that is the famous little Li Feidao and Li Xunhuan." The Great Joyful Bodhisattva was also stunned. The eyes of everyone in the room straightened. Romantic Swordsman! In the past ten years, there has hardly been a name more famous than him in the Jianghu! The Great Huanxi Nu Bodhisattva burst into laughter again, and said: "Okay, I have heard for a long time that Xiao Li Tanhua has not only the courage of sex, but also the gall of wine. When I saw him today, he really lived up to his reputation. Apart from you, no one else has the courage to come here." The man said with a smile: "Little Li Feidao, the example is not in vain, this is called boldness of the skilled!" Li Xun Huan kept staring at his face, couldn't help but said, "But I don't know that Your Excellency is..." The man smiled and said: "Li Tanhua is really a nobleman who forgets things so much, doesn't he even recognize old friends?" The Bodhisattva of Great Huanxi flashed her eyes, then smiled again: "Although he no longer recognizes your people, he must still recognize your sword skills." The man giggled and said, "My swordsmanship... I even forgot my swordsmanship." The Great Huanxi Nu Bodhisattva said slowly: "You haven't forgotten, go get your sword quickly." The man was really obedient, and walked to the back obediently. There was still the sound of knives and spoons in the back, and bursts of aroma came. This time, the fried "dry fried snow legs" is a famous dish in the Yunnan-Guizhou area. Although the man's figure was a little hunched, he walked not slowly, and he walked out with a long sword in a black scabbard in less than half a cup of tea. The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Come on, show him your hand." Amidst the laughter, she had already thrown most of the fried chicken in her hand to the man. There was only a sound of "ding", and the sword light flashed! The man twisted his body, drew his sword, and the sword flew out like a horse, and the sword flickered. Most of the fried chicken has been turned into four pieces, which are threaded on the sword in a row. Li Xun Huan lost his voice and said, "Good swordsmanship!" He really didn't expect this man to have such superb swordsmanship, and to strike so swiftly. The strangest thing was that the swordsmanship he used seemed very familiar to Li Xun Huan, as if he had seen it somewhere before, and also It was as if he had fought against him before. The man came over with a smile on his face, and said, "This fried chicken is not bad, Li Tanhua, please try a piece." Huang Chengcheng's fried chicken was skewered on Bi Sensen's sword, which really looked very attractive. Bisensen's sword light was like a pool of autumn water. Li Xun Huan suddenly lost his voice, and almost couldn't help crying out. "Love Seizing Sword!" The sword in this man's hand is actually the Love Seizing Sword! Looking at this man, Li Xun Huan felt chills all over his body, and said in a low voice, "You Longsheng, is it possible that Your Excellency is the owner of 'Hidden Sword Villa'?" The man smiled and said: "Old friends are old friends after all, you still haven't forgotten me." He seemed to be laughing too much, and the powder on his face was dripping down. Is this really You Longsheng?Is this really the heroic and invincible young hero two years ago? Li Xun Huan felt the hairs all over his body stand on end, he never dreamed that this young man would become like this, he not only grieved for him, but also felt sorry for him. But You Longsheng himself seemed to be completely numb, with a smile on his face, he slowly took off the fried chicken that was on the tip of the sword, picked the fattest piece, chewed it in his mouth, and murmured: "Okay." , the taste is really different, to be able to eat this kind of fried chicken is really a blessing.” The Great Huanxi Girl Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Couldn't the cooks at Cangjian Villa make such a good fried chicken?" You Longsheng sighed and said, "The fried chicken they make is just like wood." The Bodhisattva of Great Joy said, "If it wasn't for me, would you be able to eat this kind of fried chicken?" You Longsheng said: "I can't eat it." The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva said, "Are you happy with me?" You Longsheng laughed and said, "I'm so happy." The Bodhisattva of Great Joy said, "Lan Xiezi and I, if you had to choose one, who would you choose?" You Longsheng seemed to want to climb to her feet again, and said with a smile: "Of course we choose our female Bodhisattva." The Great Huanxi Nu Bodhisattva caressed her belly and laughed loudly, giggling and said: "Okay, this kid finally has vision, and it's not in vain for me to love you!" She suddenly pointed to her throat and said, "Come on, stab me at my place and show Li Tanhua." You Longsheng said: "That can't be done, if it hurts the female Bodhisattva, what's wrong with it, I will die of heartache." The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva laughed and scolded: "Little bastard, you can hurt me, so feel free to stab me!" She actually raised her head, straightened her neck and waited. Seeing You Longsheng hesitated, his eyes kept rolling, he suddenly said: "Okay!" The word "good" is spoken, and his sword is also shot! But I saw the cold light flickering, like a startled rainbow, like an electric shock. You Longsheng's swordsmanship is not as fast as A Fei's, but he can be regarded as a top martial artist. Li Xunhuan has fought against him before, so he knows his swordsmanship very well. The Great Huanxi Nu Bodhisattva sat there upright, and she didn't even move. If she was a man, she really looked like an Amitabha Buddha. The sword light pierced her throat like lightning!