Chapter 41 Chapter 41: Yuyang Instigates Tian Fang to Drunk Governor Kang Tu Poor Regret It's Too Late
The next day Wei Xiaobao led his entourage and escorted Wu Zhirong and Mao Dongzhu away to Beijing.Kangxi's edict was issued very urgently, and the group did not dare to delay their stay on the way, which inevitably missed many opportunities to attract money and accept bribes.
According to news along the way, after Wu Sangui raised his troops, the governor of Yunnan Zhang Guogui, the governor of Guizhou Cao Shenji, and the governor Li Benshen surrendered, the governor of Yunnan Zhu Guozhi was killed, and the governor of Yunnan and Guizhou Gan Wenkun committed suicide.When I came to Shandong this day, the local officials copied the residence newspaper.It was Kangxi's edict to reprimand Wu Sangui, which was presented to the imperial envoy.Wei Xiaobao asked his master to recite the explanation.The master held the imperial edict and read:
"The traitor Wu Sangui came back in poverty. My ancestor, the Emperor Zhang, thought that he had donated money and surrendered. He gave him an army, sealed him as a prince, and made a league with mountains and rivers. , Devotion to trust. I bowed to me, Tron is different, Jinjue prince, sent to Gancheng again, sincerely entrusted my heart, special kindness and courtesy, which has never been seen in ancient times."
Hearing the master's explanation, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help nodding, and said: "The emperor treated this traitor really well, and he didn't brag. Like me, Wei Xiaobao, who is loyal to the emperor, he is only an earl. To be named a prince, there is still a long way to go. It's a big chunk."
The master continued to read:
"I mean that Wu Sangui is poor and strange in nature, cheating in his heart, arrogance from being extremely favored, and shady plots. Please move him within July of this year. I take Wu Sangui out of sincerity, and consider my aging years. Teacher Tuyuan has been garrisoned for a long time, so he agreed to his request to let him rest. It was ordered that the commander of the office be placed in Zhouzhi to make the office, and a special minister was sent to declare to my arms. I treated Wu Sangui with great affection and contempt. A close look at the governor of Sichuan and Lake Cai Yurong and others played: Wu Sangui rebelled directly, owed the favor of the court to support him, took advantage of the momentum of the owl, and spread fierce rebellion.
Wei Xiaobao listened to a commentary, and praised him: "The emperor is magnanimous, he is very polite in not scolding Wu Sangui's grandma."
Zhang Yong, Zhao Liangdong, Wang Jinbao, Sun Sike, and Li Lishi were all listening, all thinking: "The imperial decree only said that the emperor treated him as well as possible, reprimanded Wu Sangui for being ungrateful, and didn't mention half a word about the distinction between Man and Han, and didn't mention him. How to kill the royal family of the Ming Dynasty is very clever, so that the world will feel that Wu Sangui's rebellion is a big mistake."
The master continued to read, and in the imperial decree he advised the local officials and the people not to be rebellious, even if they had mistakenly joined the bandit party, as long as they repented and returned to their sincerity, they would not be held accountable.The imperial edict added:
"Anyone who can capture Wu Sangui and contribute to the army will be honored as a noble; there are those who can capture the leader of the next canal, and those who can return to their own orders and serve their own purposes will be selected based on their merits. I will not break my promise."
Wei Xiaobao listened to the teacher's explanation: "The emperor promised that as long as anyone can catch Wu Sangui and offer him to the army, the emperor will make him Prince Pingxi." He couldn't help feeling itchy, looking back at Li Lishi and others, he said: "Let's go and catch Wu Sangui Come on, it would be very appetizing to make him a prince of Pingxi." Everyone agreed in unison.Zhang Yong and other generals all thought: "Wu Sangui has so many soldiers and generals, so it's not easy to catch him?" Li Lishi and others thought: "We want to kill Wu Sangui because he overthrew the Han people. Could it be that he is really working for the emperor of the Tartars? But like Wei Xiangzhu has become the Prince of Pingxi, led troops in Yunnan, and rebelled again, it is not bad."
After hearing the imperial edict, Wei Xiaobao ordered to set off immediately, to rush back to Beijing as soon as possible, to ask for a mission to go out, so as not to be rushed by others, he first captured Wu Sangui, and snatched away the title of Prince Pingxi.
This day, when we came to Xianghe, it was close to Beijing, Wei Xiaobao ordered Zhang Yong to lead a large team to wait on the spot, closely guard the prisoner Mao Dongzhu, and he brought Shuang'er and the heroes of the Tiandihui to detain Wu Zhirong, turned southwest, and went to the Zhuang family's big house In order to repay her kindness for giving such a good girl as Shuang'er. In the evening, I came to a town, more than 20 miles away from the Zhuang family's big house, and a group of people went to a restaurant to start a game.At this time, everyone had changed into casual clothes, they pressed Wu Zhirong's Ya acupoint and a few acupoints on his body, but they were not bound, so as not to scare people.Everyone sat around two wooden tables.No one wanted to sit at the same table with Wu Zhirong, Shuang'er was afraid that he would run away, so she sat at the table with him alone, under strict surveillance. The food was served, and everyone was eating, when more than a dozen officers and soldiers came into the store, the leader of which was a guard, the horses outside the store neighed continuously, and two soldiers fetched water to feed the horses by themselves.A general yelled loudly, ordering to kill chickens and cook as soon as possible, saying that there was an urgent business and he had to rush to Beijing to report the news.Nuonuo, the shopkeeper, repeatedly urged the waiter, the waiter, to wipe the tables and chairs for the guard himself. Just as a group of officers and soldiers sat down, there was a sound of wheels and horseshoes at the entrance of the town. They stopped and dismounted in front of the shop, and several people walked into the shop.The first two are strong and strong men.The third person was a middle-aged man with the appearance of a consumptive ghost. He was short and thin, with sunken cheeks and high cheekbones.An old man and an old woman walked side by side behind him, both of whom seemed to be over eighty years old.The old man was also thin and thin, but he was hale and hearty, with a white beard floating on his chest, and his face was flushed.The old woman was slightly taller than the old man, with a straight back and piercing eyes.The last two are young women in their twenties.Look at the clothes of these seven people. The sick man is dressed luxuriously. He is a member of a rich family. Two men and two women are servants and servants.Weng and Lao are wearing green cloth clothes, the material is very rough, but they are very clean, no one can see their identities. The old woman said: "Mother Zhang, pour a bowl of hot water and wait for the young master to take the medicine." A servant woman answered, took out a porcelain bowl from the basket, picked up the copper pot in the store, filled the bowl with hot water, and swung it away. After a few shakes, he poured half a bowl of water and placed it in front of the sick man.The old woman took out a porcelain bottle from her bosom, uncorked the bottle, poured out a red pill, and brought it to the sick man's mouth.The sick man opened his mouth, and the old woman put the pill on his tongue, took the water bowl and fed him the pill.After taking the medicine, the sick man gasped for breath and coughed repeatedly. The old man and the old woman stared at the sick man with expressions of concern and worry. Seeing that his panting slowed down and his coughing stopped, both of them let out a long breath.The sick man frowned and said, "Father, Mom, why do you keep looking at me? I can't die." The old man snorted and turned his head away.The old woman said with a smile: "What are you talking about, life and death? My child will live a long life." Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "Even if this guy takes the Jade Emperor's panacea, he won't live for a few more days. So this old man and old woman are his parents. This tuberculosis ghost must have been spoiled since he was a child. His parents will pay more attention to him." eye, and lose your temper." The old woman said: "Mother Zhang, Mother Sun, go and warm up the young master's ginseng soup first, and then cook the food." The two servants agreed, each carrying a basket, and walked to the back hall. The guard in the officers and soldiers asked the shopkeeper about the journey to Beijing.The shopkeeper said: "My lords will drive another twenty or thirty miles today to stay at the store in the town ahead. We will leave early in the morning, and we will arrive in the capital in the afternoon." The guard said: "We have to travel overnight, what store should we stay in? Shopkeeper, within a year from today, your business will be booming, so prepare more good wine and good food, so as not to be in a hurry." The shopkeeper said with a smile: "The master said well. The business of the small shop has always been normal, like today This kind of business is rare for a few days in a month, and it is taken care of by all the masters and guest officials. How can there be so many nobles visiting every day?" The guard smiled and said: "Shopkeeper, let me teach you how to behave. Wu Sangui rebelled and has already reached Hunan. We rushed to Beijing to present the military documents. After this big battle, at least we have to beat him three times." It's been five years. Those who report the military situation have to pass by here every day, and you will have a lot of money." The shopkeeper thanked you repeatedly, and complained in your heart: "What is the business of your boss? Eat and drink, you are generous. Reward a few small money at will, after viciously beating and swearing, then leave as soon as you slap your ass. Let alone three or five years, just one and a half years, I have to hang myself." When Wei Xiaobao, Li Lishi and others heard that Wu Sangui had arrived in Hunan, they were all surprised: "This guy came so fast." Qian Laoben said in a low voice, "May I ask?" Wei Xiaobao nodded. Qian Laoben walked up to the guard, smiled all over his face, clasped his fists and said, "Just now I heard from the general that Wu Sangui has already fought in Hunan. The villain's family is in Changsha, and I am very worried. I don't know where the fight will take place What's the matter? Is Changsha okay?" Hearing that he called himself "Master General", the garrison was delighted and said, "I don't know if Changsha is important or not. Wu Sangui sent his general Ma Bao to attack Hunan from Guizhou. Yuanzhou has fallen, and the commander-in-chief Cui Shilu Captured. Wu Sangui's subordinates Zhang Guozhu, Gong Yinglin, and Xia Guoxiang are going east separately. Another general, Wang Pingfan, is going to attack Sichuan. I heard that the army is very strong. The people in Sichuan and Hunan are fleeing." Qian Laoben looked worried, and said: "This... this is not very good. But the Qing army is very powerful, Wu Sangui may not be able to win?" The guard said: "Everyone said so, but the Yuanzhou After the battle, Wu Sangui's soldiers and horses are quite difficult to resist, alas, the situation is very difficult." Qian Laoben bowed his hands in thanks and returned to his seat.Some of the heroes of the Tiandihui thought: "Don't let Wu Sangui, a big traitor, become the emperor." Some thought: "It's best for Wu Sangui to fight in Beijing, and fight against the Manchu Tartars, and lose both." All the officers and soldiers had a hasty meal and wine.The guard stood up and said, "Shopkeeper, I have some good news for you. You can invite guests for this meal." The shopkeeper bowed his waist and smiled, and said, "Yes, yes. Deserved, deserving All adults, go slowly." The guard smiled and said: "Go slowly? Then you have to sit down and have another meal." The shopkeeper looked embarrassed, and could only smile wryly. The guard walked towards the door, and when he passed the tables of the old man, old woman, and sick man, the sick man suddenly stretched out his left hand, grabbed his chest, and said, "What official documents are you sending to Beijing? Take them out and have a look." The guard He has a thick body, but when he grabbed him, he squatted down immediately, and his body became half shorter, and he shouted angrily: "Fuck, what are you doing?" His face was flushed and he struggled hard, but he couldn't move.The sick man snorted with his right hand, tore open the front of the guard's chest, and a large envelope fell out.The sick man pushed lightly with his left hand, and the garrison fell straight out, knocking over two tables, there was a loud ping-pong-pong sound, and the dishes shattered all over the floor. All the officers and soldiers shouted: "Reverse, rebellious!" They all drew their guns and drew their knives, and rushed towards the sick man.The two servants brought by the sick man raised their fists and kicked their legs, and fell out in front of them.In an instant, all the soldiers lay on the ground. The sick man tore open the envelope and took out the official document to read.The garrison was so frightened that he lost his wits and yelled loudly: "This is a memorial to the emperor. You...you dare to tear up the official document. This...this...isn't this a rebellion?" The sick man looked at the official document and said: "The governor of Hunan asked the emperor of Tartars to send more reinforcements to fight King Pingxi. Hmph, even if one million soldiers are sent there, it won't be... ahem... King Pingxi will be completely wiped out." The official documents were in a ball, squeezed into the palm of the hand, after a few words, spread out the palm of the hand, and countless pieces of paper fluttered in the wind like butterflies, flying in all directions. Seeing this level of internal energy, all the heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society changed their expressions, thinking: "Judging from his tone, he seems to belong to Wu Sangui's subordinates." The guard struggled to get up, pulled out his waist knife, and said: "You ruined the official document, I will not survive anyway, I will fight with you!" Lifting the knife, he jumped forward and slashed hard at the top of the sick man's head.The sick man was still sitting, stretched out his right hand, and pushed slightly on the guard's lower abdomen, as if asking him not to disturb him.The guard's arm that raised the saber suddenly fell down slowly, followed by his body limp, and sat on the ground with his mouth wide open, only breathing out, not breathing in.Some of the soldiers who had been knocked down got up, stood far away, and yelled a few words weakly, but no one dared to come to rescue the officer. A servant woman came out with a bowl of hot soup, gently placed it in front of the sick man, and said, "Master, please use ginseng soup." The old man and the old woman didn't seem to notice the commotion just now, they didn't pay attention to it, they just paid attention to their son's expression. Xu Tianchuan said in a low voice: "These people are quite evil, let's go." Gao Yanchao went to pay for the meal, and the group went out without a trace.I saw the old woman holding the ginseng soup, gently blowing off the heat, put the bowl to the sick man's mouth, and fed him the soup.
Wei Xiaobao and others walked out of Zhendian, and then they started talking about the path of that sick man.Xu Tianchuan said: "This man tore off the military officer's clothes, his skill is so powerful, really...really rare." Taoist Xuanzhen said: "It seems common for him to push the military officer's stomach like this, but he has to dodge and block it. But it’s really not easy. Brother Feng, what do you think should be done?” Feng Ji said in the middle: “You shouldn’t be three feet away from him.” When the heroes thought about it, they all felt reasonable, for this push, no matter dodge or block , at least three feet away from him. Now that you have been bullied so close, you can no longer avoid it or stop it. Xu Tianchuan suddenly said: "I'll grab his wrist..." Before finishing a sentence, he shook his head, knowing that with the strength of the other party's inner strength, even if he grabbed his wrist, his palm turned and twisted, his finger bones, wrist bones It's hard to keep going. Everyone knew that this sick man belonged to Wu Sangui's party, but no one dared to stop him when they saw him commit murder and wounding. Although the victim was a Tartar officer, after all, it was not the usual chivalrous and heroic behavior of everyone. They felt ashamed and lost interest After talking for a while, they all shut up.After traveling for several miles, I suddenly heard the sound of horseshoes behind me, and two horses galloped towards me.The local area is already a trail leading to the dealer's big house, and two riders cannot go side by side.The heroes were not in a good mood, although they heard the sound of hoofbeats very anxiously, except Feng Jizhong and Shuang'er reining in the road, no one would give way. In a blink of an eye, the two horses had galloped behind, and all the heroes turned their heads together, only to see that the riders on the horses were actually the sick man's two male servants.A servant shouted: "My young master, please wait a moment, I have something to ask you." Although this sentence was not rude, the meaning of being indifferent was very clear.When the heroes heard this, they were all angry.Taoist Xuanzhen shouted: "We have something to do, so we don't have the time to wait. We don't know each other before, what can we ask?" The servant said: "My young master ordered it. You'd better wait, so as not to inconvenience everyone." The words are full of threats. Qian Laoben said: "Is your master one of Wu Sangui's subordinates?" The servant said: "Bah! What is my master's identity, how can he be a subordinate of King Pingxi?" All the heroes thought: "He doesn't call Wu Sangui, but King Pingxi , must have something to do with Wu Thief." At this moment, the wheels sounded, and a large cart came from nowhere.The servant said: "My master is here." Le turned his horse's head and went up to meet him.At this time, if the heroes rode their horses, they seemed to be afraid of the sick man, so they all stood on their horses and waited. The big cart came close, a servant woman was driving, and another servant woman lifted the curtain, and saw the sick man sitting in the middle, with his parents sitting behind.The sick man glared at the heroes and asked, "Why did you click on this man's acupuncture points?" He pointed at Wu Zhirong, and asked, "Who are you? Where are you going?" His voice was sharp and his tone was very sharp. arrogant. Taoist Xuanzhen said: "Your Majesty, what is your surname? We don't know each other. The river doesn't interfere with the well water. Why are you meddling?" The sick man snorted and said, "You are not worthy to ask my name. I Did you hear the two questions I asked just now? Why didn’t you answer?” Xuanzhen said angrily, “I’m not worthy to ask your name, nor are you worthy to ask about our affairs. Wu Sangui rebelled and rebelled, he’s a big traitor, you keep claiming that he King Pingxi, he must be a bandit. I see that your lord is already dying of illness, so it is better to go home early and die, so as not to suffer from cold, cold and cough, and die." Amid the loud laughter of the heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society, suddenly the figure swayed, and with a sound of slap, Xuanzhen was slapped heavily on the left cheek, followed by the slap on the left flank, and fell off the horse.These two strikes were swift and swift, and when he fell to the ground, the heroes could see clearly that it was the old woman who made the strike.She knocked Xuanzhen down with two palms, her feet hit the ground, her body flew up, and she backed into the car. All the heroes roared and rushed towards the cart.The sick man grabbed the vest of the servant woman who was driving the car, lifted it lightly, and changed seats with her, grabbed the servant woman into the car, and sat on the handlebar seat by himself. At this time, Qian Laoben jumped down with both palms, and the sick man punched out with his left hand, touching his palms, it was silent.Qian Laoben only felt a strong force rushing towards him, he couldn't help making two somersaults, he rolled over, his feet landed on the ground, he was about to stand still, when suddenly he felt his knees were weak, he was about to kneel down, he was horrified, and hurriedly Only by leaning back and falling hard can we avoid the humiliation of kneeling to the enemy. Just as Qian Laoben fell down, Feng Jizhong rushed to him.The sick man punched out again.Feng Jizhong didn't meet him with fist strength, his right palm changed direction halfway, and suddenly chopped towards his neck.The sick man let out a "Yi", as if he felt that the other party's martial arts were very good, quite unexpectedly, the thumb of his right hand clasped his middle finger and flicked towards his palm.Feng Jizhong immediately retracted his palm, and stepped on the mule's back with his right foot. Gao Yanchao and Fan Gang attacked the two male servants respectively.The second servant stepped back on his horse and shouted: "Let the young master take care of you." Both Gao and Fan wanted to fight the other servant, but the victory was unwarranted. The sick man is on the left side.Suddenly the mule neighed long and limply on the ground, causing the cart to overturn.It turned out that when Feng Jizhong stepped on the mule's back, the soles of his feet secretly exerted gravity, and the mule's spine broke when he kicked it. The sick man couldn't move his feet, couldn't stand up, and was already standing on the ground amidst the sound of coughing.The old man and the old woman in the car jumped out of the car with a servant woman in hand.The three people didn't seem to be moving very fast, but they all rushed to get out of the car first, and the cart overturned. Qian Laoben and Xu Tianchuan snatched it from the old man and old woman.The old woman shook her left hand, pointed at the sick man with her right hand, and said with a smile, "Go over and play with my child." The meaning in her words was to ask the two of them to hit her son's fist, so as to make him happy . Xu Tianchuan hit the old man's head with his right fist, but seeing that he was old, even though he knew his martial arts were not weak, he was afraid of killing him with one punch, so he shouted: "Look at the fist!" He only used 30% of his strength.Ever since he accidentally killed Bai Hansong and caused many disputes with Prince Mu's residence, he has become deeply wary. The old man reached out and squeezed his fist.This old man is thin and small, but his palms are surprisingly big. After squeezing his fist, he said: "Go over there and play!" Although Xu Tianchuan is much younger than this old man, he is already a white-haired old man. , but like the tone of talking to a naughty boy.Xu Tianchuan grabbed back with his right hand, followed by his left fist.This move "Blue Dragon and White Tiger" is a move that complements each other, the left fist is not really intended to hit the opponent, but just to force the opponent to let go, but if the opponent refuses to let go, this punch will hit the bridge of the nose. The old man stretched his arms and let go.Xu Tianchuan only felt an extremely thick and powerful force coming towards him, plus his left fist was being punched out forcefully, the right force was backward and the left force was forward, suddenly his body turned sharply like a spinning top, and turned towards the sick man. The sick man was fighting with Feng Jizhong, Gao Yanchao, Fan Gang, and Li Lishi. Seeing Xu Tianchuan turn around, he clapped his hands and laughed, "Interesting, interesting!" Yu Yu actually clapped his hands and cheered, and then stretched out his hand.Xu Tianchuan suddenly reversed direction, originally turned right, but turned left, and quickly spun towards the old man to pass.The sick man smiled and said: "Father, it's very fun, you can turn this spinning top over again!" Xuanzhen rushed forward with all her might.The sick man turned Xuanzhen, Gao Yanchao, Fan Gang and Li Lishi into spinning tops by flipping and pushing casually.Feng Jizhong didn't move him, but his chest was filled with energy and blood, and he hurriedly jumped back three steps, protecting his body with both palms. The five heroes of the Tiandihui were spinning non-stop, trying to freeze their strength, but they couldn't decide what to say.Whoever turned slightly slower, the sick man rushed over and swung and pushed, and the way of turning suddenly became more urgent.This scene is like a child spinning copper coins on the table, five copper coins are spinning sharply on the table, standing upright, and which one is spinning slowly, it will fall over, and the child spins it with his fingers again. Wei Xiaobao was just dumbfounded and horrified.Shuang'er stood in front of him, protecting him with fear.Wei Xiaobao said in a low voice: "Let's be thirty-six." Shuang'er said: "Go to the banker quickly." Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, once you arrive at the banker, it will be auspicious. If you are a banker, you can eat a stick and kill three parties." Turn around then go.Shuang'er pulled Wu Zhirong and followed behind. The sick man spun the top happily.An elderly couple smiled and looked at their son.The four servants applauded and cheered for the young master. The sick man saw that the horse was standing steadily in the wind, his left palm was high and his right palm was low, posing in an "ancient pine posture", he immediately leaned forward and stretched out his hand towards his right shoulder.Feng Jizhong took a step back with his right foot and stepped aside with his shoulder, but he didn't dare to fight back.The sick man said angrily: "You villain, don't you spin the top?" He stretched out his hand to his right shoulder again.In the wind, he retreated again, but unexpectedly, there was a sudden strong push from the back of his left shoulder, and he couldn't help himself. He spun rapidly amidst the sick man's laughter, trying to make the "thousand catty pendant" stop his body, but the sick man was behind him. With a push of his waist, he turned again. Seeing that the sick man was in a difficult situation with his opponent, Wu Zhirong suddenly became active, when he took a few steps, he pretended to stumble and fell to the ground.Shuang'er pulled hard, but he just refused to get up.Wei Xiaobao was in a hurry, for fear that he would tell the truth to the enemy, he supported his chin with his left hand, squeezed it hard, and Wu Zhirong opened his mouth.Wei Xiaobao pulled out the dagger from the boot, twisted it into his mouth, and cut off most of his tongue.Wu Zhirong was so painful that he passed out. Shuang'er only thought that Wei Xiaobao had killed the traitor, and shouted: "Master, let's go!" The two of them rushed forward. The two of them ran less than a mile when they heard the sound of horseshoes behind them, and someone was chasing them on horseback.Wei Xiaobao pointed to the rocky hill on the left, the two left the path and rushed into the pile of rocks. The sick man and a servant chased after him on horseback. Seeing that the horse could not gallop into the rocky hill, the servant jumped off the horse and shouted: "Don't be afraid, two children. My young master told you to play with him, come back quickly." Wei Xiaobao Said: "I don't want to do spinning tops." He escaped even faster.The servant chased into the pile of rocks, Wei Xiaobao and Shuang'er were very fast, the servant couldn't catch up.The sick man shouted: "Hide and seek? Interesting, interesting!" He got off his horse, coughing non-stop, and came from the south. Wei Xiaobao and Shuang'er turned around and ran towards the northeast corner, and ran towards the servant.The servant rushed over to catch Wei Xiaobao.Wei Xiaobao used the skill of "God's Hundred Changes" taught by the Nine Difficulties, and the servant was on the side of his body.Shuang'er backhanded and hit his lower back.Seeing that she was young, the servant didn't take it seriously, so he didn't try to resist, and stretched out his hand to twist her right arm.Shuang'er's left palm fell quickly, and with a sound of rubbing, it hit his lower back.The servant suffered from the pain, and cried out "Ah", at this moment, Shuang'er grabbed his right wrist, twisted it back and forth, and with a click, it broke his elbow joint. The sick man let out a sound of "Hey", jumped from one rock to another, several ups and downs, and jumped in front of Shuang'er, swung his left hand out, and the hat on Shuang'er's head fell to the ground, and the black hair scattered from his head.The sick man smiled and said, "It's a girl!" He reached out and grabbed her long hair.Shuang'er yelled "Ah", moved "Shuanghuilong", and bumped her elbows backwards. The sick man laughed and said: "Okay!" Behind her back, with her right hand, she wrapped her long hair around her wrists twice, and tied a knot again, laughing loudly. Shuang'er cried out in anxiety, and shouted: "Master, run away, run away!" The sick man stretched out his fingers and poked lightly in her waist, tapped the acupuncture points, and said with a smile: "He can't escape." Xia Shuang'er chased after Wei Xiaobao, within a short while he was close. Wei Xiaobao was running around among the chaotic rocks, the sick man was about to be caught several times, but he escaped by using his "many changes".The sick man smiled and said: "You are good at hide and seek." Wei Xiaobao lacked internal energy, after running for a while, he was already out of breath, knowing that he would have to catch him later, he shouted: "You can't catch me, Now it's my turn to catch you. Run away, I'm here to catch you." As he spoke, he turned around and rushed towards the sick man. The sick man grinned, turned around and fled, and also turned around among the piles of rocks.Wei Xiaobao had seen early on that although his martial arts were high, he was stupid, he was in his forties, and he still acted like a child, but he was walking back and forth among the piles of rocks, when he saw him in the east, his eyes flashed, his figure Has appeared to the west, as fast as a ghost.Wei Xiaobao was amazed and admired at the same time, and shouted: "I will definitely catch you, you can't escape." Pretending to chase, he ran to Shuang'er, picked her up, and shouted: "Hey, I Even if I hug someone, I can still catch up with you." The sick man laughed loudly, and shouted: "Woo toot, bragging, cough cough... oooo, bragging!" Wei Xiaobao hugged Shuang'er and pretended to chase the sick man, but he went further and further away.The sick man shouted: "Useless little thing, you still can't catch me...ahem..." He took a few steps towards him.Wei Xiaobao yelled: "Aren't you caught this time? You're so coughing that you can't run away." He made a gesture to throw himself at him. The old woman shouted angrily in the distance: "Little devil! How dare you make my child cough!" With a chisel, a stone flew through the air.Although the stone is small, the sound is amazing.Wei Xiaobao yelled: "Ah yo!" He squatted down to avoid it, but he was still a step behind.The stone hit the bend of his leg, fell to the ground, and rolled into a ball with Shuang'er.The old woman said: "Catch it!" Another servant jumped over, grabbed the vests of Wei Xiaobao and Shuang'er, brought them up in front of the old woman, and threw them on the ground. The sick man giggled, clapped his hands and sang: "It's useless, eat shallots, cough cough... fall down, plop!" Wei Xiaobao was startled and angry, he saw Xu Tianchuan, Feng Jizhong and the others were all tied up with long ropes and lined up in a row, a servant woman was holding the long rope, even Wu Zhirong was tied at the end of the string.Everyone's head was hanging on their chest, their eyes were closed tightly, and they seemed to have lost consciousness. The old woman said: "This girl disguises herself as a man, hmph, where did you learn your muscular and broken hands? That boy, who did you learn your 'many changes' kung fu?" Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, and thought: "This old woman has sharp eyesight, she knows the name of my kung fu." Thinking that someone recognized him, it is obvious that he has practiced the kung fu of "God's Myriad Changes" quite well. , and couldn't help being a little proud, and said with a smile: "What kind of supernatural powers can change? You said I can 'magic powers'?" The old woman said: "Bah! Your dog jumps are not like dog jumps, crabs crawl It's not like a crab crawling, but it can be regarded as supernatural?" Wei Xiaobao sat up and said, "It's you who said supernatural, and I didn't say it. How do I know it's 'supernatural'? Or 'God Climbs Ever-changing'?" The sick man clapped his hands and said with a smile: "You can dance all kinds of tricks, you can only climb all kinds of tricks, haha, interesting." He leaned over and pointed at Wei Xiaobao's back.Wei Xiaobao only felt a hot heat penetrating into his body, his numb lower limbs became flexible immediately, he stood up and said: "You are very good at unraveling acupuncture points." The sick man said: "Climb quickly, Climbing changes in a hundred ways, and it also requires a tortoise to crawl and a toad to crawl, and this is called amazing climbing.” Wei Xiaobao said: "I don't know how to master all kinds of changes, if you know how to do it, show me." The sick man said: "I don't know how either. My father said that martial arts masters not only learn from others, but also learn from others." Only those who can be ingenious and unique can be called a 'master'. Dad, in martial arts, is there such a skill as 'God Climbing and Changing'?" The old man frowned and shook his head. Wei Xiaobao said: "You are a master of martial arts, since there is no such kung fu in the world, you created it yourself and set up a 'God Climbing Gate'..." Before he finished speaking, the old woman was kicked in the ass , only heard her shout: "Don't talk nonsense!" The old woman gave her son a sideways look, with a slightly worried expression on her face, as if she was afraid that the son would really create something new after listening to the young man's advice. effort.She didn't want her son to think too much about it, so she asked Wei Xiaobao: "What's your name? Who is your master?" Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "These two old goblins, one little goblin... No, the middle goblins, their martial arts are too strong, I can't fight them. The good guys don't suffer from immediate losses, so I have to lie to them. If I pretend to be Wu Sangui's friend, forgive me." They don’t dare to make things difficult for me.” Glancing at Wu Zhirong, he had an idea, and said, “My surname is Wu, my name is Wu Zhirong, and my name is Xianyang. They are coming to Beijing. If you offend me, King Pingxi will be rude to you!" The old couple and the sick man were very surprised and looked at each other.The sick man said: "Fake! How could King Pingxi have a nephew like you?" Wei Xiaobao said: "How could it be a fake? You might as well ask me about the affairs of King Pingxi's family one by one. As long as I say something wrong Now, you just kill my head." The sick man said: "Okay! What is King Pingxi's favorite thing?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Do you think it is a thing, or a person? His favorite person used to be Chen Yuanyuan , when Chen Yuanyuan got older, he fell in love with a beauty called 'Four-faced Guanyin', and now his favorite beauty is called 'Eight-faced Guanyin'." The sick man said: "What is there to love about a beauty? I said what he loves the most." Wei Xiaobao said: "King Pingxi has three treasures, and he is his favorite. The first is a white tiger skin, and the second is the skin of a white tiger. One is a ruby the size of an egg, and the third is a marble screen with a tiger pattern." The sick man smiled and said, "Haha, you really know, look!" Unbuttoning his clothes, he grabbed the lapel of his robe with his left hand and pulled it out. Yang, showing the fur underneath.The black fur with a white background is exactly made of white tiger skin. Wei Xiaobao was amazed, and said: "Hey, hey! This is King Pingxi's most beloved white tiger skin, you...you...how did you steal it?" The sick man said triumphantly: "What did you steal?" Come? It was sent to me by King Pingxi." Wei Xiaobao shook his head and said: "I don't believe this anymore. I heard my brother-in-law Xia Guoxiang say..." The sick man said: "Xia Guoxiang is your brother-in-law?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, it is my cousin's husband, my cousin Wu Zhi ...Wu Zhifang married him as his wife. My brother-in-law is very good at fighting and is one of the top ten soldiers under King Pingxi." The sick man nodded and said: "That's it. King Pingxi invited my parents and me Drinking, my parents won't go, I went alone. King Pingxi personally accompanied him. His top ten soldiers have come. Your brother-in-law is the first one." Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, there are horses Big Brother BMW, Big Brother Wang Ping, Big Brother Zhang Guozhu, they are all top fighters, so majestic and murderous!" The sick man said: "What does your brother-in-law say about my white tiger skin?" Wei Xiaobao wanted to please him, so he said nonsense: "My brother-in-law said that when Chen Yuanyuan was the most favored, he caught a cold and had a cold and cough. He heard people say that as long as he used this white tiger skin as a quilt, he could cover it for three days. It will be ready immediately. She asked Wu... to ask King Pingxi for this white tiger skin. King Pingxi said: "It's okay to lend you a few days to build it, but it's not good to give it to you. This is the most auspicious treasure in the world. Eight hundred Only one white tiger was born in 2010, and even if it did, it could not be hunted or skinned. This white tiger skin was kept in the house, and the evil ghosts and demons would flee far away when they saw it. , no need to take medicine, just use the white tiger skin as a quilt, and the skin will be cured within a few days. People play Pai Gow, the left door is called Qinglong, and the right door is called Baihu. Qinglong skin and white tiger skin are both Priceless.'” The old woman heard what he said vividly, her son was sick, that was the only thing she cared about, she heard that the white tiger skin can be used as a quilt to cure cough, although she didn't really believe it, she hoped it was true, and said: "Boy, Pingxi The king gave you this treasure, you are very proud. You made a leather robe to wear, so smart, if this white tiger skin can really cure..." The sick man frowned and said, "I'm not sick, you just mention it What are you doing?" The old woman said with a smile, "Yes, yes. You are alive and well, and these guys are all heroes in the world, but they played spinning tops and shooting stars for you, and they had a lot of fun." The sick man haha Laughing, with a few coughs in the middle of the laughter.The old woman said: "When you sleep at night, let's remember to cover the quilt with a fur robe." The sick man turned his head and ignored him. The old man pointed at Feng Jizhong and the others, and asked: "These are all subordinates of King Pingxi?" Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "It doesn't matter if I pretend to be the old traitor's nephew. If Xu Sange and the others think they are Wu Sangui's subordinates, Then 10,000 people are unwilling. They are tough, don't let your words show your feet." He said: "They are all my subordinates. We heard that King Pingxi rebelled, and the forehead and the princess stayed in Beijing and could not escape. Brother Wu Yingxiong is the one who is the closest to me, and the friendship couldn’t be better. I brought these friends to Beijing to rescue the forehead. Although this matter is dangerous, everyone’s loyalty is the most important. This is called going through fire and water. Jianlin, I'm going to break through too." These few words can be said with great impassionedness. The old man nodded, walked over and pulled with both hands a few times, immediately broke the long rope that bound Feng Ji and the others, then patted each person's back twice, massaged a few times, and unlocked each person's sealed acupuncture points .A servant woman went to untie Shuang'er's hair from binding his hands.The old man said to Wei Xiaobao: "Just based on your one-sided words, you can't believe them all. This matter involves a lot. You say you are the nephew of King Pingxi, what evidence do you have?" 韦小宝笑道：“老爷子，这可为难了。我的爹娘却不是随身带的。这样罢，咱们去北京见额驸，倘若他已给皇帝拿了，咱们就去见建宁公主。公主定会跟你们说，我是货真价实、童叟无欺的吴之荣。”心想一到北京，那里还怕你们胡来，就算当真给他们扭了去见建宁公主，自己就冒充是天上的玉皇大帝，公主也必点头称是。 那老翁和老妇对望了一眼，沉吟未决。韦小宝突然想起，笑道：“啊，有了，我身上有一封平西王写的家书，这封信给旁人见到了，我不免满门抄斩。你们既是平西王的朋友，瞧一瞧倒也不妨。”说着伸手入怀，取出查伊璜假造的那封书信，交给老翁。 那老翁抽出书笺，在沉沉暮色之中观看。韦小宝还怕他们不懂，解说道：“斩白蛇、唱大风歌什么的，是说朱元璋……”他不解说倒好，一解便错，将刘邦的事说成了朱元璋，幸好那老翁、老妇正在凝神阅信，没去留意他说些什么。那老妇看了信后，说道：“那是没错的了。平西王要做汉高祖、明太祖，请他去做张子房、刘伯温。二哥，平西王说起义是为了复兴明室，瞧这信中的口气，哼，他……他自己其志不小哇。”向韦小宝瞧了一眼，说道：“你年纪轻轻……”心中自然是说：“你这小娃儿，也配做张子房、刘伯温么？” 那老翁将信折好，套入信封，还给韦小宝，道：“果然是平西王的令侄，我们适才多有得罪。”韦小宝笑道：“好说，好说。不知者不罪。”这时徐天川等均已醒转，听韦小宝自称是吴三桂的侄儿，对方居然信之不疑，无不大为诧异，但素知小香主诡计多端，当下都默不作声。韦小宝心想：“老子曾对那蒙古大胡子罕帖摩冒充是吴三桂的儿子，儿子都做过，再做一次侄儿又有何妨？下次冒充是吴三桂的爸爸便是，只要能翻本，就不吃亏。” 这时天色已甚为昏暗，众人站在荒郊之中，一阵阵寒风吹来，那病汉不住咳嗽。 韦小宝问道：“请问老爷子、老太太贵姓？”那老妇道：“我们姓归。”韦小宝心道：“什么姓不好姓，却去姓个乌龟的'龟'，真正笑话奇谈。”那老妇瞧着儿子，说道：“这就天黑了，得找个地方投宿，别的事慢慢再商量。”韦小宝道：“是，是。刚才我在山冈之上，见到那边有烟冒起来，有不少人家，咱们这就借宿去。”说着向庄家大屋的方向一指。其实此处离庄家大屋尚有十来里地，山丘阻隔，瞧得见什么炊烟？ 那男仆牵过两匹马来，让病汉、老翁、老妇乘坐。老妇和病汉合乘一骑，她坐在儿子身后，伸手搂住了他。韦小宝等本来各有坐骑，一齐上马，四名仆役步行。 行了一阵，韦小宝对双儿大声道：“你骑马快去，瞧前面是市镇呢还是村庄，找一两间大屋借宿，赶快先烧热水，归家少爷要暖参汤喝。大伙儿热水洗了脚，再喝酒吃饭。多赏些银子。”他说一句，双儿答应一声。他从怀中摸出一大锭银子，连着一包蒙汗药一起递过。双儿接过，纵马疾驰。那老妇脸有喜色，韦小宝吩咐煮热水、暖参汤，显然甚合她心意。 又行出数里，双儿驰马奔回，说道：“相公，前面不是市镇，也不是村庄，是家大屋。屋里的人说他家男人都出门去了，不能接待客人。我给银子，他们也不要。”韦小宝骂道：“蠢丫头，管他肯不肯接待，咱们只管去便是。”双儿应道：“是。” 那老妇也道：“咱们只借宿一晚，他家没男子，难道还抢了他、谋了他家的不成？”
一行人来到庄家。一名男仆上去敲门，敲了良久，才有一个老年仆妇出来开门，耳朵半聋，缠夹不清，翻来覆去，只是说家里没男人。 那病汉笑道：“你家没男子，这不是许多男子来了吗？”一闪身，跨进门去，将那老仆妇挤在一边。众人跟着进去，在大厅上坐定。那老妇道：“张妈、孙妈，你们去烧水做饭，主人家不喜欢客人，一切咱们自己动手便是。”两名仆妇答应了，径行去找厨房。 徐天川来过庄家大屋，后来曾听韦小宝说起个中情由，眼见他花言巧语，将这三个武功深不可测的大高手骗得自投罗网，心下暗暗欢喜，当下和众兄弟坐在阶下，离得那病汉和韦小宝远远地，以免露出了马脚。 那老翁指着吴之荣问道：“这个嘴里流血的汉子是什么人？”韦小宝道：“这家伙是朝廷里做官的，我们在道上遇见了，怕他去向官府出首告密，因此……因此便割去了他的舌头。”那老翁当时离得甚远，却瞧在眼里，心中一直存着个疑团，这时听韦小宝说了，仍有些将信将疑，走到吴之荣身前，问道：“你是朝廷的官儿，是不是？” 吴之荣早已痛得死去活来，当下点了点头。那老翁又问：“你知道人家要造反，想去出首告密，是不是？”吴之荣心想要抵赖是不成了，只盼这老翁能救得自己一命，于是连连点头。韦小宝道：“他得知南方有一位手握兵权的武将要造反，这位武将姓吴，造起反来就不得了。”那老翁问吴之荣道：“这话对吗？”吴之荣又点头不已。 那老翁再不怀疑，对韦小宝又多信得几分。他回坐椅上，问韦小宝：“吴兄弟的武功，是哪位师父教的？”韦小宝道：“我师父有好几位，一、二、三，一共是三位。不过我……我又笨又懒，什么功夫也没学好。”那老翁心想：“你武功没学好，难道我不知道了。”但于他的“神行百变”轻功总是不能释怀，虽然韦小宝所使的只是些皮毛，然而身法步伐，确是“神行百变”上乘轻功无疑，又问：“你跟谁学的轻功？” 韦小宝心想：“他定要问我轻功是谁教的，必是跟我那位师太师父有仇，那可说不得。他是吴三桂一党，多半跟西藏喇嘛有交情。”便道：“有一位西藏大喇嘛，叫作桑结，在昆明平西王的五华宫里见到了我，说我武功太差，跟人打架是打不过的，不如学些逃走的法子罢，就教了我几天。我练得很辛苦，自以为了不起啦，哪知道一碰上你老公公、老婆婆，还有这位身强力壮、精神百倍的归少爷，却一点也不管用。” 那老妇听他称赞儿子“身强力壮，精神百倍”，这八字评语，可比听到什么奉承话都欢喜，不由得眉花眼笑，向儿子瞧了几眼，从心底里乐上来，说道：“二哥，孩儿这几天精神倒健旺。”那老翁微微点头，然见儿子半醒半睡的靠在椅子，实是萎靡之极，心中不由得难过，向韦小宝道：“原来如此，这就是了。” 那老妇问道：“桑结怎么会铁剑门的轻功？”那老翁道：“铁剑门中有个玉真子，在西蒙住过很久。”那老妇道：“啊，是了，他是木桑道长的师弟。多半是他当年在西藏传了给人。”转头问双儿：“小姑娘，你的武功又是跟谁学的？”一对老夫妇都凝视着她，似乎她的师承来历是件要紧之极的大事。 双儿给二人瞧得有些心慌，道：“我……我……”她不善说谎，不知如何回答才是。韦小宝道：“她是我的丫头，那位桑结喇嘛，也指点过她的武功。” 老翁、老妇一齐摇头，齐声道：“决计不是。”脸上神色十分郑重。 这时那病汉忽然大声咳嗽，越咳越厉害。老妇忙过去在他背上轻拍。老翁也转头瞧着儿子。两名仆妇从厨下用木盘托了参汤和热茶出来，站在病汉身前，待他咳嗽停了，服侍他喝了参汤，才将茶碗分给众人，连徐天川等也有一碗。 那老翁喝了茶，要待再问双儿，却见她已走入后堂。那老翁忽地站起，问孙妈道：“冲茶的热水哪里来的？”韦小宝大吃一惊，心中怦怦乱跳，暗叫：“糟糕，糟糕！这老不死的知道了。”孙妈道：“是我和张妈一起烧的。”老翁问道：“用的什么水？”孙妈道：“就是厨房缸里的。”张妈跟着道：“我们仔细看过了，很干净……”话犹未了，咕咚、咕咚两声，两名男仆摔倒在地，晕了过去。 那老妇跳起身来，晃了一晃，伸手按头，叫道：“茶里有毒！” 徐天川等并未喝茶，各人使个眼色，一齐摔倒，假装晕去，乒乒乓乓，茶碗摔了一地。 韦小宝叫道：“啊哟！”也摔倒在地，闭上了眼睛。 只听张妈和孙妈齐道：“水是我们烧的，厨房里又没来过别人。”那老妇道：“缸里的水下了药。孩儿，你觉得怎样？”那病汉道：“还好，还……”头一侧，也晕了过去。孙妈道：“参汤里没加水。参汤是我们熬了带来的。”老翁道：“隔水燉热，水汽也会进去。”老妇道：“对！孩儿身子虚弱，这……这……”忙伸手去摸那病汉额头，手掌已不住颤抖。 那老翁强运内息，压住腹内药力不使散发，说道：“快去挹两盆冷水来。” 张妈、孙妈没喝茶，眼见奇变横生，都吓得慌了，忙急奔入内。 那老妇道：“这屋子有古怪。”她身上不带兵刃，俯身去一名男仆腰间拔刀，一低头，只觉一阵天旋地转，再也站立不定，一交坐倒，手指碰到了刀柄，却已无力捏住。那老翁左手扶住椅背，闭目喘息，身子微微摇晃。 韦小宝躺在地下，偷眼察看，见双儿引了一群女子出来。那老翁突然挥掌劈出，将一名白衣女子击得飞出丈许，撞塌了一张椅子。徐天川等大声呼喝，跃起身来，抢到老翁身前，却见他已然晕倒。风际中出指点了他穴道，又点了那老妇和病汉的穴道。 韦小宝跳起身来，哈哈大笑，叫道：“庄三少奶，你好！”向一个白衣女子躬身行礼。
那女子正是庄家三少奶，急忙还礼，说道：“韦少爷，你擒得我们的大仇人到来，真不知如何报答才是。老天爷有眼，让我们大仇得报。韦少爷，请你来见过我们的师父。”引着他走到一个黄衫女子之前。 这女子伸手在那被老翁击伤的女子背上按摩。那伤者哇的一声，吐出一大口鲜血，跟着又是一大口血。那黄衫女子微笑道：“不要紧了。”声音柔美动听。 韦小宝见这女子年纪已然不轻，声音却如少女一般。她头上戴了个金环，赤了双足，腰间围着条绣花腰带，装束甚是奇特，头发已然花白，一张脸庞却又白又嫩，只眼角间有不少皱纹，到底多大年纪，实在说不上来，瞧头发已有六十来岁，容貌却不过三十岁上下。他想这人既是三少奶的师父，当即上前跪倒磕头，说道：“婆婆姊姊，韦小宝磕头。” 那女子笑问：“你这孩子叫我什么？”韦小宝站起身来，说道：“你是三少奶的师父，我该叫你婆婆，不过瞧你相貌，最多不过做得我姊姊，因此叫你婆婆姊姊。”那女子格格而笑，说道：“最多做你姊姊？难道还能做你妹子吗？”韦小宝道：“倘若我隔壁听见你的声音，那要叫你婆婆妹妹了。”那女子笑得身子乱颤，笑道：“你这小滑头好有趣，一张嘴油腔滑调，真会讨人欢喜，难怪连我归师伯这样的大英雄，也会着了你道儿。” 她此言一出，众人无不大惊。 韦小宝指着那老翁道：“这……这老公公，是你婆婆姊姊的师伯？”那女子笑道：“怎么不是？我跟他老人家有四十年不见了，起初还真认不出来，直到见到他老人家出手，这一掌'雪横秦岭'如此威猛，中原再没第二个人使得出，才知是他。”韦小宝愁道：“既然是自己人，那怎么办？”那女子摇头笑道：“我可也不知道怎么办了。我师父知道了这事，非把我骂个臭死不可。”眼见几名仆妇已手持粗索在旁侍候，笑道：“你如吩咐要绑人，你自己发号令罢，可不关我事。师伯我是不敢绑的，不过如果不绑，他老人家醒了转来，我却打他不过。小弟弟，你打得过吗？” 韦小宝大喜，笑道：“我更加打不过了。”知她这么说，只是要自脱干系，却无回护师伯之意，忙向徐天川等道：“这几个人跟吴三桂是一党，不是好人。咱们天地会绑他起来，跟婆婆姊姊半点也不相干。”徐天川等适才受那病汉戏弄，实是生平从所未经的奇耻大辱，早已恨得牙痒痒地，当即接过绳索，将老翁、老妇、病汉和两个男仆都结结实实的绑住。 那黄衫女子问道：“我归师伯怎会跟吴三桂是一党？你们又怎么干上了的？”韦小宝于是将如何与那老翁在饭店相遇的情形说了，徐天川等为那病汉戏耍一节，自然略过了不说，只说这痨病鬼武功厉害，大家不是他敌手。那女子道：“归家小师弟的性命，还是我师父救的。他从小就生重病，到现在身子还是好不了。他是归师伯夫妇的命根子。”看了那老翁一眼，说道：“归师伯为人很正派，怎会跟吴三桂那大汉奸是一党？倘若真是这样，我师父就不能骂人，嘻嘻！”听她言语，似乎对师父着实怕得厉害。 韦小宝道：“谁帮了吴三桂，那就该杀。你师父知道了这事，还会大大称赞你呢。” 那女子笑道：“是吗？”瞧着那老翁、老妇，沉思片刻，过去探了探那病汉的鼻息，说道：“三少奶，待会我师伯醒来，定要大发脾气。咱们又不能杀了他。这样罢，让他们留在这里，咱们大伙儿溜之大吉，教他们永远不知道是给谁绑住的，你说好不好？” 三少奶道：“师父吩咐，就这么办好了。”但想在此处居住多年，突然立刻要走，心中固是舍不得，又觉诸物搬迁不易，不禁面有难色。 一个白衣老妇人说道：“仇人已得，我们去祭过了诸位相公，灵位就可焚化了。”三少奶道：“婆婆说得是。” 当下众人来到灵堂，将吴之荣拉过来，跪在地下。 三少奶从供桌上捧下一部书来，拿到吴之荣跟前，说道：“吴大人，这部是什么书，你总认得罢？”吴之荣对这部书早已看得滚瓜烂熟，一见这书的厚薄、大小、册数，便知是自己赖以升官发财的《明史》，再看题签，果然是《明书辑略》，便点了点头。 三少奶又道：“你瞧得仔细些，这里供的英灵，当年你都认得的。”吴之荣凝目向灵牌上的名字瞧去，只见一块块灵牌上写的名字是庄允城、庄廷鑨、李令晰、程维藩、李焕、王兆桢、茅元锡……一百多块灵牌上的名字，个个是因自己举报告密、为《明史》一案而被朝廷处死的。吴之荣只看得八九个名字，已然魂飞天外。他舌头被割，流血不止，本已三成中死了二成，这时全身一软，坐倒在地，扑簌簌的抖个不住。 三少奶道：“你为了贪图功名富贵，害死了这许多人。列位相公有的在牢狱中受苦折磨而亡，有的惨遭凌迟，身受千刀万剐之苦。我们若不是天幸蒙师父搭救，也早已给你害死。今日如一刃杀了你，未免太也便宜了你。只不过我们做事，不像你们这样残忍，你想死得痛快，自己作个了断罢。”说着解开了他身上穴道，当的一声，将一柄短刀抛在地下。 吴之荣全身颤抖，拾起刀来，可是要他自杀，又如何有这勇气？突然转身，便欲向灵堂外冲出逃命，只跨出一步，但见数十个白衣女子挡在身前。他喉头荷荷数声，一交摔倒，扭曲了几下，便一动也不动了。 三少奶扳过他身子，见他呼吸已停，满脸鲜血，睁大了双眼，神情可怖，说道：“恶有恶报，这奸贼终于死了。”跪倒在灵前，说道：“列位相公，你们大仇得报，在天之灵，便请安息罢。”众女子一齐伏地大哭。 韦小宝和天地会群雄都在灵前行礼。那黄衫女子却站在一旁，秀眉微蹙，默然不动。 众女子哭泣了一会，又齐向韦小宝叩拜，谢他擒得仇人到来。韦小宝忙磕头还礼，说道：“小事一桩，何必客气？倘若你们再有什么仇人，说给我听，我再去给你们抓来便是。”三少奶道：“奸相鳌拜是韦少爷亲手杀了，吴之荣已由韦少爷捉来处死。我们的大仇已报了十足，再也没仇人了。”当下众女子撤了灵位，火化灵牌。
那黄衫女子见她们繁文缛节，闹个不休，不耐烦起来，出去瞧那被擒的数人。韦小宝和天地会群雄跟了出去。只见那老翁、老妇、病汉兀自未醒。 那黄衫女子微笑道：“小娃娃，你要下毒害人，可着实得好好的学学呢。”韦小宝道：“是，是，晚辈下药迷人，实在是没法子。他们武功太强，我如不使个诡计，非给扭断脖子不可。这些下作手段，江湖上英雄好汉是很瞧不起的。我知错了，下次不敢了。”那黄衫女子微微一笑，说道：“什么下作上作？杀人就是杀人，用刀子是杀人，用拳头是杀人，下毒用药，还不一样是杀人？江湖上的英雄好汉瞧不起？哼，谁要他们瞧得起了？像那吴之荣，他去向朝廷告密，杀了几千几百人，他不用毒药，难道就该瞧得起他了？” 这番话句句都教韦小宝打从心坎儿里欢喜出来，不禁眉花眼笑，说道：“婆婆姊姊，你这话可真对极了。我小时候帮人打架，用石灰撒敌人眼睛，我帮他打赢了架，救了他性命，可是这人反而说我使的是下三滥手段，狠狠打我耳光。可惜那时婆婆姊姊不在身边，否则也好教训教训他。” 那黄衫女子道：“不过你向我归师伯下毒，我也得狠狠打你几个耳光。”韦小宝忙道：“那时候我可不知他是你的师伯哪。”那女子道：“要是你知道他是我师伯，他又要扭断你的脖子，你有毒药在手，下不下他的毒？”韦小宝嘻嘻一笑，说道：“性命交关，那也只好得罪了。”那女子道：“算你说老实话。人家要你的命，你怎能不先要人家的命？我说要打你耳光，只因你太也不知好歹。人家是大名鼎鼎的'神拳无敌'归辛树归二爷，功力何等深厚？你对他使这吃了头不会晕、眼不会花的狗屁蒙汗药，他老人家只当是胡椒粉。” 韦小宝道：“可是他……他……”那女子道：“你这不上台盘的蒙汗药混在茶里，人家八十年的老江湖，会胡里胡涂的就喝了下去？那是开黑店的流氓痞棍玩意儿。要下毒，就得下第一流的。”韦小宝又惊又喜，说道：“原来……原来婆婆姊姊给换上了第一流的。”那女子道：“胡说！我没换。归师伯他们自己累了，头痛发烧，晕了过去。跟我有什么相
This day, when we came to Xianghe, it was close to Beijing, Wei Xiaobao ordered Zhang Yong to lead a large team to wait on the spot, closely guard the prisoner Mao Dongzhu, and he brought Shuang'er and the heroes of the Tiandihui to detain Wu Zhirong, turned southwest, and went to the Zhuang family's big house In order to repay her kindness for giving such a good girl as Shuang'er. In the evening, I came to a town, more than 20 miles away from the Zhuang family's big house, and a group of people went to a restaurant to start a game.At this time, everyone had changed into casual clothes, they pressed Wu Zhirong's Ya acupoint and a few acupoints on his body, but they were not bound, so as not to scare people.Everyone sat around two wooden tables.No one wanted to sit at the same table with Wu Zhirong, Shuang'er was afraid that he would run away, so she sat at the table with him alone, under strict surveillance. The food was served, and everyone was eating, when more than a dozen officers and soldiers came into the store, the leader of which was a guard, the horses outside the store neighed continuously, and two soldiers fetched water to feed the horses by themselves.A general yelled loudly, ordering to kill chickens and cook as soon as possible, saying that there was an urgent business and he had to rush to Beijing to report the news.Nuonuo, the shopkeeper, repeatedly urged the waiter, the waiter, to wipe the tables and chairs for the guard himself. Just as a group of officers and soldiers sat down, there was a sound of wheels and horseshoes at the entrance of the town. They stopped and dismounted in front of the shop, and several people walked into the shop.The first two are strong and strong men.The third person was a middle-aged man with the appearance of a consumptive ghost. He was short and thin, with sunken cheeks and high cheekbones.An old man and an old woman walked side by side behind him, both of whom seemed to be over eighty years old.The old man was also thin and thin, but he was hale and hearty, with a white beard floating on his chest, and his face was flushed.The old woman was slightly taller than the old man, with a straight back and piercing eyes.The last two are young women in their twenties.Look at the clothes of these seven people. The sick man is dressed luxuriously. He is a member of a rich family. Two men and two women are servants and servants.Weng and Lao are wearing green cloth clothes, the material is very rough, but they are very clean, no one can see their identities. The old woman said: "Mother Zhang, pour a bowl of hot water and wait for the young master to take the medicine." A servant woman answered, took out a porcelain bowl from the basket, picked up the copper pot in the store, filled the bowl with hot water, and swung it away. After a few shakes, he poured half a bowl of water and placed it in front of the sick man.The old woman took out a porcelain bottle from her bosom, uncorked the bottle, poured out a red pill, and brought it to the sick man's mouth.The sick man opened his mouth, and the old woman put the pill on his tongue, took the water bowl and fed him the pill.After taking the medicine, the sick man gasped for breath and coughed repeatedly. The old man and the old woman stared at the sick man with expressions of concern and worry. Seeing that his panting slowed down and his coughing stopped, both of them let out a long breath.The sick man frowned and said, "Father, Mom, why do you keep looking at me? I can't die." The old man snorted and turned his head away.The old woman said with a smile: "What are you talking about, life and death? My child will live a long life." Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "Even if this guy takes the Jade Emperor's panacea, he won't live for a few more days. So this old man and old woman are his parents. This tuberculosis ghost must have been spoiled since he was a child. His parents will pay more attention to him." eye, and lose your temper." The old woman said: "Mother Zhang, Mother Sun, go and warm up the young master's ginseng soup first, and then cook the food." The two servants agreed, each carrying a basket, and walked to the back hall. The guard in the officers and soldiers asked the shopkeeper about the journey to Beijing.The shopkeeper said: "My lords will drive another twenty or thirty miles today to stay at the store in the town ahead. We will leave early in the morning, and we will arrive in the capital in the afternoon." The guard said: "We have to travel overnight, what store should we stay in? Shopkeeper, within a year from today, your business will be booming, so prepare more good wine and good food, so as not to be in a hurry." The shopkeeper said with a smile: "The master said well. The business of the small shop has always been normal, like today This kind of business is rare for a few days in a month, and it is taken care of by all the masters and guest officials. How can there be so many nobles visiting every day?" The guard smiled and said: "Shopkeeper, let me teach you how to behave. Wu Sangui rebelled and has already reached Hunan. We rushed to Beijing to present the military documents. After this big battle, at least we have to beat him three times." It's been five years. Those who report the military situation have to pass by here every day, and you will have a lot of money." The shopkeeper thanked you repeatedly, and complained in your heart: "What is the business of your boss? Eat and drink, you are generous. Reward a few small money at will, after viciously beating and swearing, then leave as soon as you slap your ass. Let alone three or five years, just one and a half years, I have to hang myself." When Wei Xiaobao, Li Lishi and others heard that Wu Sangui had arrived in Hunan, they were all surprised: "This guy came so fast." Qian Laoben said in a low voice, "May I ask?" Wei Xiaobao nodded. Qian Laoben walked up to the guard, smiled all over his face, clasped his fists and said, "Just now I heard from the general that Wu Sangui has already fought in Hunan. The villain's family is in Changsha, and I am very worried. I don't know where the fight will take place What's the matter? Is Changsha okay?" Hearing that he called himself "Master General", the garrison was delighted and said, "I don't know if Changsha is important or not. Wu Sangui sent his general Ma Bao to attack Hunan from Guizhou. Yuanzhou has fallen, and the commander-in-chief Cui Shilu Captured. Wu Sangui's subordinates Zhang Guozhu, Gong Yinglin, and Xia Guoxiang are going east separately. Another general, Wang Pingfan, is going to attack Sichuan. I heard that the army is very strong. The people in Sichuan and Hunan are fleeing." Qian Laoben looked worried, and said: "This... this is not very good. But the Qing army is very powerful, Wu Sangui may not be able to win?" The guard said: "Everyone said so, but the Yuanzhou After the battle, Wu Sangui's soldiers and horses are quite difficult to resist, alas, the situation is very difficult." Qian Laoben bowed his hands in thanks and returned to his seat.Some of the heroes of the Tiandihui thought: "Don't let Wu Sangui, a big traitor, become the emperor." Some thought: "It's best for Wu Sangui to fight in Beijing, and fight against the Manchu Tartars, and lose both." All the officers and soldiers had a hasty meal and wine.The guard stood up and said, "Shopkeeper, I have some good news for you. You can invite guests for this meal." The shopkeeper bowed his waist and smiled, and said, "Yes, yes. Deserved, deserving All adults, go slowly." The guard smiled and said: "Go slowly? Then you have to sit down and have another meal." The shopkeeper looked embarrassed, and could only smile wryly. The guard walked towards the door, and when he passed the tables of the old man, old woman, and sick man, the sick man suddenly stretched out his left hand, grabbed his chest, and said, "What official documents are you sending to Beijing? Take them out and have a look." The guard He has a thick body, but when he grabbed him, he squatted down immediately, and his body became half shorter, and he shouted angrily: "Fuck, what are you doing?" His face was flushed and he struggled hard, but he couldn't move.The sick man snorted with his right hand, tore open the front of the guard's chest, and a large envelope fell out.The sick man pushed lightly with his left hand, and the garrison fell straight out, knocking over two tables, there was a loud ping-pong-pong sound, and the dishes shattered all over the floor. All the officers and soldiers shouted: "Reverse, rebellious!" They all drew their guns and drew their knives, and rushed towards the sick man.The two servants brought by the sick man raised their fists and kicked their legs, and fell out in front of them.In an instant, all the soldiers lay on the ground. The sick man tore open the envelope and took out the official document to read.The garrison was so frightened that he lost his wits and yelled loudly: "This is a memorial to the emperor. You...you dare to tear up the official document. This...this...isn't this a rebellion?" The sick man looked at the official document and said: "The governor of Hunan asked the emperor of Tartars to send more reinforcements to fight King Pingxi. Hmph, even if one million soldiers are sent there, it won't be... ahem... King Pingxi will be completely wiped out." The official documents were in a ball, squeezed into the palm of the hand, after a few words, spread out the palm of the hand, and countless pieces of paper fluttered in the wind like butterflies, flying in all directions. Seeing this level of internal energy, all the heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society changed their expressions, thinking: "Judging from his tone, he seems to belong to Wu Sangui's subordinates." The guard struggled to get up, pulled out his waist knife, and said: "You ruined the official document, I will not survive anyway, I will fight with you!" Lifting the knife, he jumped forward and slashed hard at the top of the sick man's head.The sick man was still sitting, stretched out his right hand, and pushed slightly on the guard's lower abdomen, as if asking him not to disturb him.The guard's arm that raised the saber suddenly fell down slowly, followed by his body limp, and sat on the ground with his mouth wide open, only breathing out, not breathing in.Some of the soldiers who had been knocked down got up, stood far away, and yelled a few words weakly, but no one dared to come to rescue the officer. A servant woman came out with a bowl of hot soup, gently placed it in front of the sick man, and said, "Master, please use ginseng soup." The old man and the old woman didn't seem to notice the commotion just now, they didn't pay attention to it, they just paid attention to their son's expression. Xu Tianchuan said in a low voice: "These people are quite evil, let's go." Gao Yanchao went to pay for the meal, and the group went out without a trace.I saw the old woman holding the ginseng soup, gently blowing off the heat, put the bowl to the sick man's mouth, and fed him the soup.
Wei Xiaobao and others walked out of Zhendian, and then they started talking about the path of that sick man.Xu Tianchuan said: "This man tore off the military officer's clothes, his skill is so powerful, really...really rare." Taoist Xuanzhen said: "It seems common for him to push the military officer's stomach like this, but he has to dodge and block it. But it’s really not easy. Brother Feng, what do you think should be done?” Feng Ji said in the middle: “You shouldn’t be three feet away from him.” When the heroes thought about it, they all felt reasonable, for this push, no matter dodge or block , at least three feet away from him. Now that you have been bullied so close, you can no longer avoid it or stop it. Xu Tianchuan suddenly said: "I'll grab his wrist..." Before finishing a sentence, he shook his head, knowing that with the strength of the other party's inner strength, even if he grabbed his wrist, his palm turned and twisted, his finger bones, wrist bones It's hard to keep going. Everyone knew that this sick man belonged to Wu Sangui's party, but no one dared to stop him when they saw him commit murder and wounding. Although the victim was a Tartar officer, after all, it was not the usual chivalrous and heroic behavior of everyone. They felt ashamed and lost interest After talking for a while, they all shut up.After traveling for several miles, I suddenly heard the sound of horseshoes behind me, and two horses galloped towards me.The local area is already a trail leading to the dealer's big house, and two riders cannot go side by side.The heroes were not in a good mood, although they heard the sound of hoofbeats very anxiously, except Feng Jizhong and Shuang'er reining in the road, no one would give way. In a blink of an eye, the two horses had galloped behind, and all the heroes turned their heads together, only to see that the riders on the horses were actually the sick man's two male servants.A servant shouted: "My young master, please wait a moment, I have something to ask you." Although this sentence was not rude, the meaning of being indifferent was very clear.When the heroes heard this, they were all angry.Taoist Xuanzhen shouted: "We have something to do, so we don't have the time to wait. We don't know each other before, what can we ask?" The servant said: "My young master ordered it. You'd better wait, so as not to inconvenience everyone." The words are full of threats. Qian Laoben said: "Is your master one of Wu Sangui's subordinates?" The servant said: "Bah! What is my master's identity, how can he be a subordinate of King Pingxi?" All the heroes thought: "He doesn't call Wu Sangui, but King Pingxi , must have something to do with Wu Thief." At this moment, the wheels sounded, and a large cart came from nowhere.The servant said: "My master is here." Le turned his horse's head and went up to meet him.At this time, if the heroes rode their horses, they seemed to be afraid of the sick man, so they all stood on their horses and waited. The big cart came close, a servant woman was driving, and another servant woman lifted the curtain, and saw the sick man sitting in the middle, with his parents sitting behind.The sick man glared at the heroes and asked, "Why did you click on this man's acupuncture points?" He pointed at Wu Zhirong, and asked, "Who are you? Where are you going?" His voice was sharp and his tone was very sharp. arrogant. Taoist Xuanzhen said: "Your Majesty, what is your surname? We don't know each other. The river doesn't interfere with the well water. Why are you meddling?" The sick man snorted and said, "You are not worthy to ask my name. I Did you hear the two questions I asked just now? Why didn’t you answer?” Xuanzhen said angrily, “I’m not worthy to ask your name, nor are you worthy to ask about our affairs. Wu Sangui rebelled and rebelled, he’s a big traitor, you keep claiming that he King Pingxi, he must be a bandit. I see that your lord is already dying of illness, so it is better to go home early and die, so as not to suffer from cold, cold and cough, and die." Amid the loud laughter of the heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society, suddenly the figure swayed, and with a sound of slap, Xuanzhen was slapped heavily on the left cheek, followed by the slap on the left flank, and fell off the horse.These two strikes were swift and swift, and when he fell to the ground, the heroes could see clearly that it was the old woman who made the strike.She knocked Xuanzhen down with two palms, her feet hit the ground, her body flew up, and she backed into the car. All the heroes roared and rushed towards the cart.The sick man grabbed the vest of the servant woman who was driving the car, lifted it lightly, and changed seats with her, grabbed the servant woman into the car, and sat on the handlebar seat by himself. At this time, Qian Laoben jumped down with both palms, and the sick man punched out with his left hand, touching his palms, it was silent.Qian Laoben only felt a strong force rushing towards him, he couldn't help making two somersaults, he rolled over, his feet landed on the ground, he was about to stand still, when suddenly he felt his knees were weak, he was about to kneel down, he was horrified, and hurriedly Only by leaning back and falling hard can we avoid the humiliation of kneeling to the enemy. Just as Qian Laoben fell down, Feng Jizhong rushed to him.The sick man punched out again.Feng Jizhong didn't meet him with fist strength, his right palm changed direction halfway, and suddenly chopped towards his neck.The sick man let out a "Yi", as if he felt that the other party's martial arts were very good, quite unexpectedly, the thumb of his right hand clasped his middle finger and flicked towards his palm.Feng Jizhong immediately retracted his palm, and stepped on the mule's back with his right foot. Gao Yanchao and Fan Gang attacked the two male servants respectively.The second servant stepped back on his horse and shouted: "Let the young master take care of you." Both Gao and Fan wanted to fight the other servant, but the victory was unwarranted. The sick man is on the left side.Suddenly the mule neighed long and limply on the ground, causing the cart to overturn.It turned out that when Feng Jizhong stepped on the mule's back, the soles of his feet secretly exerted gravity, and the mule's spine broke when he kicked it. The sick man couldn't move his feet, couldn't stand up, and was already standing on the ground amidst the sound of coughing.The old man and the old woman in the car jumped out of the car with a servant woman in hand.The three people didn't seem to be moving very fast, but they all rushed to get out of the car first, and the cart overturned. Qian Laoben and Xu Tianchuan snatched it from the old man and old woman.The old woman shook her left hand, pointed at the sick man with her right hand, and said with a smile, "Go over and play with my child." The meaning in her words was to ask the two of them to hit her son's fist, so as to make him happy . Xu Tianchuan hit the old man's head with his right fist, but seeing that he was old, even though he knew his martial arts were not weak, he was afraid of killing him with one punch, so he shouted: "Look at the fist!" He only used 30% of his strength.Ever since he accidentally killed Bai Hansong and caused many disputes with Prince Mu's residence, he has become deeply wary. The old man reached out and squeezed his fist.This old man is thin and small, but his palms are surprisingly big. After squeezing his fist, he said: "Go over there and play!" Although Xu Tianchuan is much younger than this old man, he is already a white-haired old man. , but like the tone of talking to a naughty boy.Xu Tianchuan grabbed back with his right hand, followed by his left fist.This move "Blue Dragon and White Tiger" is a move that complements each other, the left fist is not really intended to hit the opponent, but just to force the opponent to let go, but if the opponent refuses to let go, this punch will hit the bridge of the nose. The old man stretched his arms and let go.Xu Tianchuan only felt an extremely thick and powerful force coming towards him, plus his left fist was being punched out forcefully, the right force was backward and the left force was forward, suddenly his body turned sharply like a spinning top, and turned towards the sick man. The sick man was fighting with Feng Jizhong, Gao Yanchao, Fan Gang, and Li Lishi. Seeing Xu Tianchuan turn around, he clapped his hands and laughed, "Interesting, interesting!" Yu Yu actually clapped his hands and cheered, and then stretched out his hand.Xu Tianchuan suddenly reversed direction, originally turned right, but turned left, and quickly spun towards the old man to pass.The sick man smiled and said: "Father, it's very fun, you can turn this spinning top over again!" Xuanzhen rushed forward with all her might.The sick man turned Xuanzhen, Gao Yanchao, Fan Gang and Li Lishi into spinning tops by flipping and pushing casually.Feng Jizhong didn't move him, but his chest was filled with energy and blood, and he hurriedly jumped back three steps, protecting his body with both palms. The five heroes of the Tiandihui were spinning non-stop, trying to freeze their strength, but they couldn't decide what to say.Whoever turned slightly slower, the sick man rushed over and swung and pushed, and the way of turning suddenly became more urgent.This scene is like a child spinning copper coins on the table, five copper coins are spinning sharply on the table, standing upright, and which one is spinning slowly, it will fall over, and the child spins it with his fingers again. Wei Xiaobao was just dumbfounded and horrified.Shuang'er stood in front of him, protecting him with fear.Wei Xiaobao said in a low voice: "Let's be thirty-six." Shuang'er said: "Go to the banker quickly." Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, once you arrive at the banker, it will be auspicious. If you are a banker, you can eat a stick and kill three parties." Turn around then go.Shuang'er pulled Wu Zhirong and followed behind. The sick man spun the top happily.An elderly couple smiled and looked at their son.The four servants applauded and cheered for the young master. The sick man saw that the horse was standing steadily in the wind, his left palm was high and his right palm was low, posing in an "ancient pine posture", he immediately leaned forward and stretched out his hand towards his right shoulder.Feng Jizhong took a step back with his right foot and stepped aside with his shoulder, but he didn't dare to fight back.The sick man said angrily: "You villain, don't you spin the top?" He stretched out his hand to his right shoulder again.In the wind, he retreated again, but unexpectedly, there was a sudden strong push from the back of his left shoulder, and he couldn't help himself. He spun rapidly amidst the sick man's laughter, trying to make the "thousand catty pendant" stop his body, but the sick man was behind him. With a push of his waist, he turned again. Seeing that the sick man was in a difficult situation with his opponent, Wu Zhirong suddenly became active, when he took a few steps, he pretended to stumble and fell to the ground.Shuang'er pulled hard, but he just refused to get up.Wei Xiaobao was in a hurry, for fear that he would tell the truth to the enemy, he supported his chin with his left hand, squeezed it hard, and Wu Zhirong opened his mouth.Wei Xiaobao pulled out the dagger from the boot, twisted it into his mouth, and cut off most of his tongue.Wu Zhirong was so painful that he passed out. Shuang'er only thought that Wei Xiaobao had killed the traitor, and shouted: "Master, let's go!" The two of them rushed forward. The two of them ran less than a mile when they heard the sound of horseshoes behind them, and someone was chasing them on horseback.Wei Xiaobao pointed to the rocky hill on the left, the two left the path and rushed into the pile of rocks. The sick man and a servant chased after him on horseback. Seeing that the horse could not gallop into the rocky hill, the servant jumped off the horse and shouted: "Don't be afraid, two children. My young master told you to play with him, come back quickly." Wei Xiaobao Said: "I don't want to do spinning tops." He escaped even faster.The servant chased into the pile of rocks, Wei Xiaobao and Shuang'er were very fast, the servant couldn't catch up.The sick man shouted: "Hide and seek? Interesting, interesting!" He got off his horse, coughing non-stop, and came from the south. Wei Xiaobao and Shuang'er turned around and ran towards the northeast corner, and ran towards the servant.The servant rushed over to catch Wei Xiaobao.Wei Xiaobao used the skill of "God's Hundred Changes" taught by the Nine Difficulties, and the servant was on the side of his body.Shuang'er backhanded and hit his lower back.Seeing that she was young, the servant didn't take it seriously, so he didn't try to resist, and stretched out his hand to twist her right arm.Shuang'er's left palm fell quickly, and with a sound of rubbing, it hit his lower back.The servant suffered from the pain, and cried out "Ah", at this moment, Shuang'er grabbed his right wrist, twisted it back and forth, and with a click, it broke his elbow joint. The sick man let out a sound of "Hey", jumped from one rock to another, several ups and downs, and jumped in front of Shuang'er, swung his left hand out, and the hat on Shuang'er's head fell to the ground, and the black hair scattered from his head.The sick man smiled and said, "It's a girl!" He reached out and grabbed her long hair.Shuang'er yelled "Ah", moved "Shuanghuilong", and bumped her elbows backwards. The sick man laughed and said: "Okay!" Behind her back, with her right hand, she wrapped her long hair around her wrists twice, and tied a knot again, laughing loudly. Shuang'er cried out in anxiety, and shouted: "Master, run away, run away!" The sick man stretched out his fingers and poked lightly in her waist, tapped the acupuncture points, and said with a smile: "He can't escape." Xia Shuang'er chased after Wei Xiaobao, within a short while he was close. Wei Xiaobao was running around among the chaotic rocks, the sick man was about to be caught several times, but he escaped by using his "many changes".The sick man smiled and said: "You are good at hide and seek." Wei Xiaobao lacked internal energy, after running for a while, he was already out of breath, knowing that he would have to catch him later, he shouted: "You can't catch me, Now it's my turn to catch you. Run away, I'm here to catch you." As he spoke, he turned around and rushed towards the sick man. The sick man grinned, turned around and fled, and also turned around among the piles of rocks.Wei Xiaobao had seen early on that although his martial arts were high, he was stupid, he was in his forties, and he still acted like a child, but he was walking back and forth among the piles of rocks, when he saw him in the east, his eyes flashed, his figure Has appeared to the west, as fast as a ghost.Wei Xiaobao was amazed and admired at the same time, and shouted: "I will definitely catch you, you can't escape." Pretending to chase, he ran to Shuang'er, picked her up, and shouted: "Hey, I Even if I hug someone, I can still catch up with you." The sick man laughed loudly, and shouted: "Woo toot, bragging, cough cough... oooo, bragging!" Wei Xiaobao hugged Shuang'er and pretended to chase the sick man, but he went further and further away.The sick man shouted: "Useless little thing, you still can't catch me...ahem..." He took a few steps towards him.Wei Xiaobao yelled: "Aren't you caught this time? You're so coughing that you can't run away." He made a gesture to throw himself at him. The old woman shouted angrily in the distance: "Little devil! How dare you make my child cough!" With a chisel, a stone flew through the air.Although the stone is small, the sound is amazing.Wei Xiaobao yelled: "Ah yo!" He squatted down to avoid it, but he was still a step behind.The stone hit the bend of his leg, fell to the ground, and rolled into a ball with Shuang'er.The old woman said: "Catch it!" Another servant jumped over, grabbed the vests of Wei Xiaobao and Shuang'er, brought them up in front of the old woman, and threw them on the ground. The sick man giggled, clapped his hands and sang: "It's useless, eat shallots, cough cough... fall down, plop!" Wei Xiaobao was startled and angry, he saw Xu Tianchuan, Feng Jizhong and the others were all tied up with long ropes and lined up in a row, a servant woman was holding the long rope, even Wu Zhirong was tied at the end of the string.Everyone's head was hanging on their chest, their eyes were closed tightly, and they seemed to have lost consciousness. The old woman said: "This girl disguises herself as a man, hmph, where did you learn your muscular and broken hands? That boy, who did you learn your 'many changes' kung fu?" Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, and thought: "This old woman has sharp eyesight, she knows the name of my kung fu." Thinking that someone recognized him, it is obvious that he has practiced the kung fu of "God's Myriad Changes" quite well. , and couldn't help being a little proud, and said with a smile: "What kind of supernatural powers can change? You said I can 'magic powers'?" The old woman said: "Bah! Your dog jumps are not like dog jumps, crabs crawl It's not like a crab crawling, but it can be regarded as supernatural?" Wei Xiaobao sat up and said, "It's you who said supernatural, and I didn't say it. How do I know it's 'supernatural'? Or 'God Climbs Ever-changing'?" The sick man clapped his hands and said with a smile: "You can dance all kinds of tricks, you can only climb all kinds of tricks, haha, interesting." He leaned over and pointed at Wei Xiaobao's back.Wei Xiaobao only felt a hot heat penetrating into his body, his numb lower limbs became flexible immediately, he stood up and said: "You are very good at unraveling acupuncture points." The sick man said: "Climb quickly, Climbing changes in a hundred ways, and it also requires a tortoise to crawl and a toad to crawl, and this is called amazing climbing.” Wei Xiaobao said: "I don't know how to master all kinds of changes, if you know how to do it, show me." The sick man said: "I don't know how either. My father said that martial arts masters not only learn from others, but also learn from others." Only those who can be ingenious and unique can be called a 'master'. Dad, in martial arts, is there such a skill as 'God Climbing and Changing'?" The old man frowned and shook his head. Wei Xiaobao said: "You are a master of martial arts, since there is no such kung fu in the world, you created it yourself and set up a 'God Climbing Gate'..." Before he finished speaking, the old woman was kicked in the ass , only heard her shout: "Don't talk nonsense!" The old woman gave her son a sideways look, with a slightly worried expression on her face, as if she was afraid that the son would really create something new after listening to the young man's advice. effort.She didn't want her son to think too much about it, so she asked Wei Xiaobao: "What's your name? Who is your master?" Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "These two old goblins, one little goblin... No, the middle goblins, their martial arts are too strong, I can't fight them. The good guys don't suffer from immediate losses, so I have to lie to them. If I pretend to be Wu Sangui's friend, forgive me." They don’t dare to make things difficult for me.” Glancing at Wu Zhirong, he had an idea, and said, “My surname is Wu, my name is Wu Zhirong, and my name is Xianyang. They are coming to Beijing. If you offend me, King Pingxi will be rude to you!" The old couple and the sick man were very surprised and looked at each other.The sick man said: "Fake! How could King Pingxi have a nephew like you?" Wei Xiaobao said: "How could it be a fake? You might as well ask me about the affairs of King Pingxi's family one by one. As long as I say something wrong Now, you just kill my head." The sick man said: "Okay! What is King Pingxi's favorite thing?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Do you think it is a thing, or a person? His favorite person used to be Chen Yuanyuan , when Chen Yuanyuan got older, he fell in love with a beauty called 'Four-faced Guanyin', and now his favorite beauty is called 'Eight-faced Guanyin'." The sick man said: "What is there to love about a beauty? I said what he loves the most." Wei Xiaobao said: "King Pingxi has three treasures, and he is his favorite. The first is a white tiger skin, and the second is the skin of a white tiger. One is a ruby the size of an egg, and the third is a marble screen with a tiger pattern." The sick man smiled and said, "Haha, you really know, look!" Unbuttoning his clothes, he grabbed the lapel of his robe with his left hand and pulled it out. Yang, showing the fur underneath.The black fur with a white background is exactly made of white tiger skin. Wei Xiaobao was amazed, and said: "Hey, hey! This is King Pingxi's most beloved white tiger skin, you...you...how did you steal it?" The sick man said triumphantly: "What did you steal?" Come? It was sent to me by King Pingxi." Wei Xiaobao shook his head and said: "I don't believe this anymore. I heard my brother-in-law Xia Guoxiang say..." The sick man said: "Xia Guoxiang is your brother-in-law?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, it is my cousin's husband, my cousin Wu Zhi ...Wu Zhifang married him as his wife. My brother-in-law is very good at fighting and is one of the top ten soldiers under King Pingxi." The sick man nodded and said: "That's it. King Pingxi invited my parents and me Drinking, my parents won't go, I went alone. King Pingxi personally accompanied him. His top ten soldiers have come. Your brother-in-law is the first one." Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, there are horses Big Brother BMW, Big Brother Wang Ping, Big Brother Zhang Guozhu, they are all top fighters, so majestic and murderous!" The sick man said: "What does your brother-in-law say about my white tiger skin?" Wei Xiaobao wanted to please him, so he said nonsense: "My brother-in-law said that when Chen Yuanyuan was the most favored, he caught a cold and had a cold and cough. He heard people say that as long as he used this white tiger skin as a quilt, he could cover it for three days. It will be ready immediately. She asked Wu... to ask King Pingxi for this white tiger skin. King Pingxi said: "It's okay to lend you a few days to build it, but it's not good to give it to you. This is the most auspicious treasure in the world. Eight hundred Only one white tiger was born in 2010, and even if it did, it could not be hunted or skinned. This white tiger skin was kept in the house, and the evil ghosts and demons would flee far away when they saw it. , no need to take medicine, just use the white tiger skin as a quilt, and the skin will be cured within a few days. People play Pai Gow, the left door is called Qinglong, and the right door is called Baihu. Qinglong skin and white tiger skin are both Priceless.'” The old woman heard what he said vividly, her son was sick, that was the only thing she cared about, she heard that the white tiger skin can be used as a quilt to cure cough, although she didn't really believe it, she hoped it was true, and said: "Boy, Pingxi The king gave you this treasure, you are very proud. You made a leather robe to wear, so smart, if this white tiger skin can really cure..." The sick man frowned and said, "I'm not sick, you just mention it What are you doing?" The old woman said with a smile, "Yes, yes. You are alive and well, and these guys are all heroes in the world, but they played spinning tops and shooting stars for you, and they had a lot of fun." The sick man haha Laughing, with a few coughs in the middle of the laughter.The old woman said: "When you sleep at night, let's remember to cover the quilt with a fur robe." The sick man turned his head and ignored him. The old man pointed at Feng Jizhong and the others, and asked: "These are all subordinates of King Pingxi?" Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "It doesn't matter if I pretend to be the old traitor's nephew. If Xu Sange and the others think they are Wu Sangui's subordinates, Then 10,000 people are unwilling. They are tough, don't let your words show your feet." He said: "They are all my subordinates. We heard that King Pingxi rebelled, and the forehead and the princess stayed in Beijing and could not escape. Brother Wu Yingxiong is the one who is the closest to me, and the friendship couldn’t be better. I brought these friends to Beijing to rescue the forehead. Although this matter is dangerous, everyone’s loyalty is the most important. This is called going through fire and water. Jianlin, I'm going to break through too." These few words can be said with great impassionedness. The old man nodded, walked over and pulled with both hands a few times, immediately broke the long rope that bound Feng Ji and the others, then patted each person's back twice, massaged a few times, and unlocked each person's sealed acupuncture points .A servant woman went to untie Shuang'er's hair from binding his hands.The old man said to Wei Xiaobao: "Just based on your one-sided words, you can't believe them all. This matter involves a lot. You say you are the nephew of King Pingxi, what evidence do you have?" 韦小宝笑道：“老爷子，这可为难了。我的爹娘却不是随身带的。这样罢，咱们去北京见额驸，倘若他已给皇帝拿了，咱们就去见建宁公主。公主定会跟你们说，我是货真价实、童叟无欺的吴之荣。”心想一到北京，那里还怕你们胡来，就算当真给他们扭了去见建宁公主，自己就冒充是天上的玉皇大帝，公主也必点头称是。 那老翁和老妇对望了一眼，沉吟未决。韦小宝突然想起，笑道：“啊，有了，我身上有一封平西王写的家书，这封信给旁人见到了，我不免满门抄斩。你们既是平西王的朋友，瞧一瞧倒也不妨。”说着伸手入怀，取出查伊璜假造的那封书信，交给老翁。 那老翁抽出书笺，在沉沉暮色之中观看。韦小宝还怕他们不懂，解说道：“斩白蛇、唱大风歌什么的，是说朱元璋……”他不解说倒好，一解便错，将刘邦的事说成了朱元璋，幸好那老翁、老妇正在凝神阅信，没去留意他说些什么。那老妇看了信后，说道：“那是没错的了。平西王要做汉高祖、明太祖，请他去做张子房、刘伯温。二哥，平西王说起义是为了复兴明室，瞧这信中的口气，哼，他……他自己其志不小哇。”向韦小宝瞧了一眼，说道：“你年纪轻轻……”心中自然是说：“你这小娃儿，也配做张子房、刘伯温么？” 那老翁将信折好，套入信封，还给韦小宝，道：“果然是平西王的令侄，我们适才多有得罪。”韦小宝笑道：“好说，好说。不知者不罪。”这时徐天川等均已醒转，听韦小宝自称是吴三桂的侄儿，对方居然信之不疑，无不大为诧异，但素知小香主诡计多端，当下都默不作声。韦小宝心想：“老子曾对那蒙古大胡子罕帖摩冒充是吴三桂的儿子，儿子都做过，再做一次侄儿又有何妨？下次冒充是吴三桂的爸爸便是，只要能翻本，就不吃亏。” 这时天色已甚为昏暗，众人站在荒郊之中，一阵阵寒风吹来，那病汉不住咳嗽。 韦小宝问道：“请问老爷子、老太太贵姓？”那老妇道：“我们姓归。”韦小宝心道：“什么姓不好姓，却去姓个乌龟的'龟'，真正笑话奇谈。”那老妇瞧着儿子，说道：“这就天黑了，得找个地方投宿，别的事慢慢再商量。”韦小宝道：“是，是。刚才我在山冈之上，见到那边有烟冒起来，有不少人家，咱们这就借宿去。”说着向庄家大屋的方向一指。其实此处离庄家大屋尚有十来里地，山丘阻隔，瞧得见什么炊烟？ 那男仆牵过两匹马来，让病汉、老翁、老妇乘坐。老妇和病汉合乘一骑，她坐在儿子身后，伸手搂住了他。韦小宝等本来各有坐骑，一齐上马，四名仆役步行。 行了一阵，韦小宝对双儿大声道：“你骑马快去，瞧前面是市镇呢还是村庄，找一两间大屋借宿，赶快先烧热水，归家少爷要暖参汤喝。大伙儿热水洗了脚，再喝酒吃饭。多赏些银子。”他说一句，双儿答应一声。他从怀中摸出一大锭银子，连着一包蒙汗药一起递过。双儿接过，纵马疾驰。那老妇脸有喜色，韦小宝吩咐煮热水、暖参汤，显然甚合她心意。 又行出数里，双儿驰马奔回，说道：“相公，前面不是市镇，也不是村庄，是家大屋。屋里的人说他家男人都出门去了，不能接待客人。我给银子，他们也不要。”韦小宝骂道：“蠢丫头，管他肯不肯接待，咱们只管去便是。”双儿应道：“是。” 那老妇也道：“咱们只借宿一晚，他家没男子，难道还抢了他、谋了他家的不成？”
一行人来到庄家。一名男仆上去敲门，敲了良久，才有一个老年仆妇出来开门，耳朵半聋，缠夹不清，翻来覆去，只是说家里没男人。 那病汉笑道：“你家没男子，这不是许多男子来了吗？”一闪身，跨进门去，将那老仆妇挤在一边。众人跟着进去，在大厅上坐定。那老妇道：“张妈、孙妈，你们去烧水做饭，主人家不喜欢客人，一切咱们自己动手便是。”两名仆妇答应了，径行去找厨房。 徐天川来过庄家大屋，后来曾听韦小宝说起个中情由，眼见他花言巧语，将这三个武功深不可测的大高手骗得自投罗网，心下暗暗欢喜，当下和众兄弟坐在阶下，离得那病汉和韦小宝远远地，以免露出了马脚。 那老翁指着吴之荣问道：“这个嘴里流血的汉子是什么人？”韦小宝道：“这家伙是朝廷里做官的，我们在道上遇见了，怕他去向官府出首告密，因此……因此便割去了他的舌头。”那老翁当时离得甚远，却瞧在眼里，心中一直存着个疑团，这时听韦小宝说了，仍有些将信将疑，走到吴之荣身前，问道：“你是朝廷的官儿，是不是？” 吴之荣早已痛得死去活来，当下点了点头。那老翁又问：“你知道人家要造反，想去出首告密，是不是？”吴之荣心想要抵赖是不成了，只盼这老翁能救得自己一命，于是连连点头。韦小宝道：“他得知南方有一位手握兵权的武将要造反，这位武将姓吴，造起反来就不得了。”那老翁问吴之荣道：“这话对吗？”吴之荣又点头不已。 那老翁再不怀疑，对韦小宝又多信得几分。他回坐椅上，问韦小宝：“吴兄弟的武功，是哪位师父教的？”韦小宝道：“我师父有好几位，一、二、三，一共是三位。不过我……我又笨又懒，什么功夫也没学好。”那老翁心想：“你武功没学好，难道我不知道了。”但于他的“神行百变”轻功总是不能释怀，虽然韦小宝所使的只是些皮毛，然而身法步伐，确是“神行百变”上乘轻功无疑，又问：“你跟谁学的轻功？” 韦小宝心想：“他定要问我轻功是谁教的，必是跟我那位师太师父有仇，那可说不得。他是吴三桂一党，多半跟西藏喇嘛有交情。”便道：“有一位西藏大喇嘛，叫作桑结，在昆明平西王的五华宫里见到了我，说我武功太差，跟人打架是打不过的，不如学些逃走的法子罢，就教了我几天。我练得很辛苦，自以为了不起啦，哪知道一碰上你老公公、老婆婆，还有这位身强力壮、精神百倍的归少爷，却一点也不管用。” 那老妇听他称赞儿子“身强力壮，精神百倍”，这八字评语，可比听到什么奉承话都欢喜，不由得眉花眼笑，向儿子瞧了几眼，从心底里乐上来，说道：“二哥，孩儿这几天精神倒健旺。”那老翁微微点头，然见儿子半醒半睡的靠在椅子，实是萎靡之极，心中不由得难过，向韦小宝道：“原来如此，这就是了。” 那老妇问道：“桑结怎么会铁剑门的轻功？”那老翁道：“铁剑门中有个玉真子，在西蒙住过很久。”那老妇道：“啊，是了，他是木桑道长的师弟。多半是他当年在西藏传了给人。”转头问双儿：“小姑娘，你的武功又是跟谁学的？”一对老夫妇都凝视着她，似乎她的师承来历是件要紧之极的大事。 双儿给二人瞧得有些心慌，道：“我……我……”她不善说谎，不知如何回答才是。韦小宝道：“她是我的丫头，那位桑结喇嘛，也指点过她的武功。” 老翁、老妇一齐摇头，齐声道：“决计不是。”脸上神色十分郑重。 这时那病汉忽然大声咳嗽，越咳越厉害。老妇忙过去在他背上轻拍。老翁也转头瞧着儿子。两名仆妇从厨下用木盘托了参汤和热茶出来，站在病汉身前，待他咳嗽停了，服侍他喝了参汤，才将茶碗分给众人，连徐天川等也有一碗。 那老翁喝了茶，要待再问双儿，却见她已走入后堂。那老翁忽地站起，问孙妈道：“冲茶的热水哪里来的？”韦小宝大吃一惊，心中怦怦乱跳，暗叫：“糟糕，糟糕！这老不死的知道了。”孙妈道：“是我和张妈一起烧的。”老翁问道：“用的什么水？”孙妈道：“就是厨房缸里的。”张妈跟着道：“我们仔细看过了，很干净……”话犹未了，咕咚、咕咚两声，两名男仆摔倒在地，晕了过去。 那老妇跳起身来，晃了一晃，伸手按头，叫道：“茶里有毒！” 徐天川等并未喝茶，各人使个眼色，一齐摔倒，假装晕去，乒乒乓乓，茶碗摔了一地。 韦小宝叫道：“啊哟！”也摔倒在地，闭上了眼睛。 只听张妈和孙妈齐道：“水是我们烧的，厨房里又没来过别人。”那老妇道：“缸里的水下了药。孩儿，你觉得怎样？”那病汉道：“还好，还……”头一侧，也晕了过去。孙妈道：“参汤里没加水。参汤是我们熬了带来的。”老翁道：“隔水燉热，水汽也会进去。”老妇道：“对！孩儿身子虚弱，这……这……”忙伸手去摸那病汉额头，手掌已不住颤抖。 那老翁强运内息，压住腹内药力不使散发，说道：“快去挹两盆冷水来。” 张妈、孙妈没喝茶，眼见奇变横生，都吓得慌了，忙急奔入内。 那老妇道：“这屋子有古怪。”她身上不带兵刃，俯身去一名男仆腰间拔刀，一低头，只觉一阵天旋地转，再也站立不定，一交坐倒，手指碰到了刀柄，却已无力捏住。那老翁左手扶住椅背，闭目喘息，身子微微摇晃。 韦小宝躺在地下，偷眼察看，见双儿引了一群女子出来。那老翁突然挥掌劈出，将一名白衣女子击得飞出丈许，撞塌了一张椅子。徐天川等大声呼喝，跃起身来，抢到老翁身前，却见他已然晕倒。风际中出指点了他穴道，又点了那老妇和病汉的穴道。 韦小宝跳起身来，哈哈大笑，叫道：“庄三少奶，你好！”向一个白衣女子躬身行礼。
那女子正是庄家三少奶，急忙还礼，说道：“韦少爷，你擒得我们的大仇人到来，真不知如何报答才是。老天爷有眼，让我们大仇得报。韦少爷，请你来见过我们的师父。”引着他走到一个黄衫女子之前。 这女子伸手在那被老翁击伤的女子背上按摩。那伤者哇的一声，吐出一大口鲜血，跟着又是一大口血。那黄衫女子微笑道：“不要紧了。”声音柔美动听。 韦小宝见这女子年纪已然不轻，声音却如少女一般。她头上戴了个金环，赤了双足，腰间围着条绣花腰带，装束甚是奇特，头发已然花白，一张脸庞却又白又嫩，只眼角间有不少皱纹，到底多大年纪，实在说不上来，瞧头发已有六十来岁，容貌却不过三十岁上下。他想这人既是三少奶的师父，当即上前跪倒磕头，说道：“婆婆姊姊，韦小宝磕头。” 那女子笑问：“你这孩子叫我什么？”韦小宝站起身来，说道：“你是三少奶的师父，我该叫你婆婆，不过瞧你相貌，最多不过做得我姊姊，因此叫你婆婆姊姊。”那女子格格而笑，说道：“最多做你姊姊？难道还能做你妹子吗？”韦小宝道：“倘若我隔壁听见你的声音，那要叫你婆婆妹妹了。”那女子笑得身子乱颤，笑道：“你这小滑头好有趣，一张嘴油腔滑调，真会讨人欢喜，难怪连我归师伯这样的大英雄，也会着了你道儿。” 她此言一出，众人无不大惊。 韦小宝指着那老翁道：“这……这老公公，是你婆婆姊姊的师伯？”那女子笑道：“怎么不是？我跟他老人家有四十年不见了，起初还真认不出来，直到见到他老人家出手，这一掌'雪横秦岭'如此威猛，中原再没第二个人使得出，才知是他。”韦小宝愁道：“既然是自己人，那怎么办？”那女子摇头笑道：“我可也不知道怎么办了。我师父知道了这事，非把我骂个臭死不可。”眼见几名仆妇已手持粗索在旁侍候，笑道：“你如吩咐要绑人，你自己发号令罢，可不关我事。师伯我是不敢绑的，不过如果不绑，他老人家醒了转来，我却打他不过。小弟弟，你打得过吗？” 韦小宝大喜，笑道：“我更加打不过了。”知她这么说，只是要自脱干系，却无回护师伯之意，忙向徐天川等道：“这几个人跟吴三桂是一党，不是好人。咱们天地会绑他起来，跟婆婆姊姊半点也不相干。”徐天川等适才受那病汉戏弄，实是生平从所未经的奇耻大辱，早已恨得牙痒痒地，当即接过绳索，将老翁、老妇、病汉和两个男仆都结结实实的绑住。 那黄衫女子问道：“我归师伯怎会跟吴三桂是一党？你们又怎么干上了的？”韦小宝于是将如何与那老翁在饭店相遇的情形说了，徐天川等为那病汉戏耍一节，自然略过了不说，只说这痨病鬼武功厉害，大家不是他敌手。那女子道：“归家小师弟的性命，还是我师父救的。他从小就生重病，到现在身子还是好不了。他是归师伯夫妇的命根子。”看了那老翁一眼，说道：“归师伯为人很正派，怎会跟吴三桂那大汉奸是一党？倘若真是这样，我师父就不能骂人，嘻嘻！”听她言语，似乎对师父着实怕得厉害。 韦小宝道：“谁帮了吴三桂，那就该杀。你师父知道了这事，还会大大称赞你呢。” 那女子笑道：“是吗？”瞧着那老翁、老妇，沉思片刻，过去探了探那病汉的鼻息，说道：“三少奶，待会我师伯醒来，定要大发脾气。咱们又不能杀了他。这样罢，让他们留在这里，咱们大伙儿溜之大吉，教他们永远不知道是给谁绑住的，你说好不好？” 三少奶道：“师父吩咐，就这么办好了。”但想在此处居住多年，突然立刻要走，心中固是舍不得，又觉诸物搬迁不易，不禁面有难色。 一个白衣老妇人说道：“仇人已得，我们去祭过了诸位相公，灵位就可焚化了。”三少奶道：“婆婆说得是。” 当下众人来到灵堂，将吴之荣拉过来，跪在地下。 三少奶从供桌上捧下一部书来，拿到吴之荣跟前，说道：“吴大人，这部是什么书，你总认得罢？”吴之荣对这部书早已看得滚瓜烂熟，一见这书的厚薄、大小、册数，便知是自己赖以升官发财的《明史》，再看题签，果然是《明书辑略》，便点了点头。 三少奶又道：“你瞧得仔细些，这里供的英灵，当年你都认得的。”吴之荣凝目向灵牌上的名字瞧去，只见一块块灵牌上写的名字是庄允城、庄廷鑨、李令晰、程维藩、李焕、王兆桢、茅元锡……一百多块灵牌上的名字，个个是因自己举报告密、为《明史》一案而被朝廷处死的。吴之荣只看得八九个名字，已然魂飞天外。他舌头被割，流血不止，本已三成中死了二成，这时全身一软，坐倒在地，扑簌簌的抖个不住。 三少奶道：“你为了贪图功名富贵，害死了这许多人。列位相公有的在牢狱中受苦折磨而亡，有的惨遭凌迟，身受千刀万剐之苦。我们若不是天幸蒙师父搭救，也早已给你害死。今日如一刃杀了你，未免太也便宜了你。只不过我们做事，不像你们这样残忍，你想死得痛快，自己作个了断罢。”说着解开了他身上穴道，当的一声，将一柄短刀抛在地下。 吴之荣全身颤抖，拾起刀来，可是要他自杀，又如何有这勇气？突然转身，便欲向灵堂外冲出逃命，只跨出一步，但见数十个白衣女子挡在身前。他喉头荷荷数声，一交摔倒，扭曲了几下，便一动也不动了。 三少奶扳过他身子，见他呼吸已停，满脸鲜血，睁大了双眼，神情可怖，说道：“恶有恶报，这奸贼终于死了。”跪倒在灵前，说道：“列位相公，你们大仇得报，在天之灵，便请安息罢。”众女子一齐伏地大哭。 韦小宝和天地会群雄都在灵前行礼。那黄衫女子却站在一旁，秀眉微蹙，默然不动。 众女子哭泣了一会，又齐向韦小宝叩拜，谢他擒得仇人到来。韦小宝忙磕头还礼，说道：“小事一桩，何必客气？倘若你们再有什么仇人，说给我听，我再去给你们抓来便是。”三少奶道：“奸相鳌拜是韦少爷亲手杀了，吴之荣已由韦少爷捉来处死。我们的大仇已报了十足，再也没仇人了。”当下众女子撤了灵位，火化灵牌。
那黄衫女子见她们繁文缛节，闹个不休，不耐烦起来，出去瞧那被擒的数人。韦小宝和天地会群雄跟了出去。只见那老翁、老妇、病汉兀自未醒。 那黄衫女子微笑道：“小娃娃，你要下毒害人，可着实得好好的学学呢。”韦小宝道：“是，是，晚辈下药迷人，实在是没法子。他们武功太强，我如不使个诡计，非给扭断脖子不可。这些下作手段，江湖上英雄好汉是很瞧不起的。我知错了，下次不敢了。”那黄衫女子微微一笑，说道：“什么下作上作？杀人就是杀人，用刀子是杀人，用拳头是杀人，下毒用药，还不一样是杀人？江湖上的英雄好汉瞧不起？哼，谁要他们瞧得起了？像那吴之荣，他去向朝廷告密，杀了几千几百人，他不用毒药，难道就该瞧得起他了？” 这番话句句都教韦小宝打从心坎儿里欢喜出来，不禁眉花眼笑，说道：“婆婆姊姊，你这话可真对极了。我小时候帮人打架，用石灰撒敌人眼睛，我帮他打赢了架，救了他性命，可是这人反而说我使的是下三滥手段，狠狠打我耳光。可惜那时婆婆姊姊不在身边，否则也好教训教训他。” 那黄衫女子道：“不过你向我归师伯下毒，我也得狠狠打你几个耳光。”韦小宝忙道：“那时候我可不知他是你的师伯哪。”那女子道：“要是你知道他是我师伯，他又要扭断你的脖子，你有毒药在手，下不下他的毒？”韦小宝嘻嘻一笑，说道：“性命交关，那也只好得罪了。”那女子道：“算你说老实话。人家要你的命，你怎能不先要人家的命？我说要打你耳光，只因你太也不知好歹。人家是大名鼎鼎的'神拳无敌'归辛树归二爷，功力何等深厚？你对他使这吃了头不会晕、眼不会花的狗屁蒙汗药，他老人家只当是胡椒粉。” 韦小宝道：“可是他……他……”那女子道：“你这不上台盘的蒙汗药混在茶里，人家八十年的老江湖，会胡里胡涂的就喝了下去？那是开黑店的流氓痞棍玩意儿。要下毒，就得下第一流的。”韦小宝又惊又喜，说道：“原来……原来婆婆姊姊给换上了第一流的。”那女子道：“胡说！我没换。归师伯他们自己累了，头痛发烧，晕了过去。跟我有什么相