Chapter 9 The Ninth Chapter Avoiding the Enemy by Hundreds of Strategies
Lu Wushuang was in a state of anxiety, when he suddenly asked something stupid, he said angrily, "Stupid! What nonsense are you talking about?" Yang Guo laughed and said, "Let's play and pray to heaven and earth to get married. How about you pretend to be a bride? That's how to teach beauty?" There is a red cloth on your face, and others will not see you when they say anything." Lu Wushuang was startled, and said, "You taught me to pretend to be a bride to avoid Master?" Yang Guo said with a grin, "I don't know, you pretend to be a bride , I will pretend to be a new official."
Now the situation was urgent, Lu Wushuang didn't have time to scold him, he thought: "This idiot's idea is really weird, but other than that, there is really no other way." He asked, "How do you pretend?" Yang Guo didn't dare After a while, the donkey whipped the buttocks of the donkey several times, and the donkey ran straight away.
The country road was narrow, and a large sedan chair carried by eight people blocked the road, and there was no gap on both sides.When the relatives saw the donkey running towards them, they shouted in unison, telling the passengers on the donkey to rein in and walk slowly.Yang Guo pinched his legs, but he urged the donkey to go even faster, and in a blink of an eye it had rushed to the crowd.Two strong men rushed forward a long time ago, trying to hold the donkey to prevent it from colliding with the sedan chair.Yang Guo swung his whip, wrapped around the two's arms, lifted and let go, immediately threw them to the side of the road, said to Lu Wushuang, "I'm going to pretend to be a bridegroom." He leaned forward, stretched out his right hand, The bridegroom on a white horse brings him over.
The bridegroom was seventeen or eighteen years old, he was wearing new clothes and gold flowers on his head, when Yang Guo caught him suddenly, he was frightened out of his wits.Yang Guo raised his body and threw him into the air, when he flew more than a zhang, when he fell down again, he reached out his hand to catch him amidst the exclamation of everyone.There were a total of thirty people welcoming the bride, half of them were tall and strong men from Kansai, but seeing that he was so capable and the groom fell into his hands, how could they dare to step forward and make a move?An old man had seen a lot of things, and guessed it was a robber blocking the way, so he rushed forward and sang a fat song, saying, "Your Majesty, please spare the new official. We can discuss how much money your Majesty needs to use." Yang Guo asked Lu Wushuang smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law, why does he call me Dawang? I'm not Wang? I think he's even more stupid than me." Lu Wushuang said, "Don't mess around, I seem to have heard the bell on Master's donkey. sound."
Yang Guo was startled, and listened quietly, there was a faint ringing of a bell in the distance, he thought: "She came so fast." He said: "Lingzi? What bell? Is it a sugar seller? That's great, let's Buy candies." Turning to the old man, he said, "All of you listen to me and let him go, or else..." Then he threw the groom into the air.The groom was so frightened that he screamed and started to cry.The old man just bowed and said: "It's all according to the king's order." Yang Guo pointed to Lu Wushuang and said: "She is my daughter-in-law. It is very interesting for her to see you two praying to heaven and earth to get married. She wants to come and have fun..." Lu Wushuang scolded "Fool, what are you talking about?" Yang Guo ignored her, and said, "Hurry up and put on the bride's clothes for her, and I'll pretend to be a new official."
Children playing games are often pretending to be new officials, and brides worship heaven and earth to get married.But it was unexpected that a robber blocking the road would suddenly make such a mess, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and remained silent.When looking at Yang and Lu, one is a young man with a weak crown and the other is a young girl. They are said to be a couple, but they look alike.When the crowd ignored him, Yang Guo heard the sound of the golden bell approaching, jumped off the donkey's back, placed the bridegroom across the donkey's saddle, let Lu Wushuang guard it, went to the sedan chair, opened the sedan door, and pulled the bride out.
The bride screamed in fright, her face was covered with a red cloth, and she didn't know what happened outside.Yang Guo stretched out his hand to pull off the red cloth on her face, but seeing her face was like a full moon, she looked blessed, he said with a smile: "The bride is so beautiful." He lightly touched her cheek.The bride was so frightened at this moment that she dared not make a sound.Yang Guo lifted the bride with his left hand, and shouted: "If you want me to spare her life, quickly change my daughter-in-law into a bride's attire."
Lu Wushuang heard Master Hualu's luan bells getting closer and closer, he glanced at Yang Guo, and thought: "This idiot doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth, so he's still joking?" But the old man who greeted the bride kept urging: "Hurry up, Hurry! Change the clothes of the bride and groom." The bride-to-be immediately took off the bride's Fengguanxia cloak and brocade red skirt, and put them on for Lu Wushuang.Yang Guo did it himself, put on the groom's auspicious clothes, and said to Lu Wushuang, "My dear wife, go into the sedan chair." Lu Wushuang told the bride to go first in the sedan chair, and sat on her, then lowered the sedan chair curtain.
Yang Guo looked at the straw sandals under his feet, and wanted to change them, but the bell rang to the corner of the mountain, and shouted, "Turn back and walk southeast, hurry up! If anyone comes to ask questions, let alone see us." He jumped up The white horse walks side by side with the groom on the back of a donkey.Seeing that the new couple had fallen into the hands of strong men, everyone dared to disobey, suona, gongs and cymbals sounded together.
The bridal sedan chair turned around and only traveled a dozen or so feet. The bell behind Luan rang urgently, and two donkeys chased after them with small steps.Lu Wushuang heard the bell ringing in the sedan chair, wondering if he could get out of the catastrophe, at this moment, his heart was beating rapidly, and he listened to the movement outside the sedan chair.Yang Guo pretended to be shy, and looked down at the horse's neck, only to hear Hong Lingbo shout: "Hey, did you see a lame girl passing by?" The old man in the welcoming team said: "No...no?" Did you see a young woman passing by on an animal?" The old man still said: "No." The master and apprentice let their donkeys pass by the crowd of welcoming relatives and galloped away.
After a while, the two of Li Hong went around the donkey's head and turned around again.Li Mochou swung her fly whisk, wrapped around the car curtain and pulled it, with a chirping sound, half of the car curtain was torn off.Yang Guo was startled, he leaped forward and waited for her whisk to be swung out for the second time, he was about to save her, but Li Mochou glanced into the sedan chair and said with a smile: "The bride is quite handsome." She looked up at Yang Guo Said: "Boy, you are very lucky." Yang Guo lowered his head, how could he dare to meet her face to face, but after hearing the hoofbeats, the two went away.
Yang Guo was amazed: "Why did she let Miss Lu go?" He walked into the sedan chair, but saw the bride's face turned ashen and trembling with fright, Lu Wushuang had disappeared.Yang Guo was even more surprised, and shouted: "Oh, where is my daughter-in-law?" Lu Wushuang smiled and said, "I'm gone." But seeing the bride's skirt move, Lu Wushuang got out, it turned out that she was hiding under the bride's skirt .She knew that Master was always careful in his actions and would never let go easily, she knew that she would definitely go and come back, so she hid.Yang Guo said, "Be safe and sound as a bride. Sitting in a sedan chair is more comfortable than riding a donkey." Lu Wushuang nodded, and said to the bride, "I'm so annoyed by you, get out quickly." The bride was helpless, He had no choice but to get off the sedan chair and ride on the donkey that Lu Wushuang was riding on earlier.
The bride and groom have never met before. At this time, the groom sees that the bride is plump and white, and she is quite round and round;The two were secretly delighted, but for a moment they forgot that they were hijacked by robbers, and the consequences would be very bad.
A group of people traveled twenty miles, and saw that the sky was gradually getting late.The old man kept begging Yang Guo to let him go, so as not to miss the auspicious date of worshiping heaven and earth.Yang Guo reprimanded: "What are you talking about?"
As soon as the words were spoken, suddenly a figure flashed by the side of the road, and the two quickly ran into the woods.Yang Guo became suspicious, he chased them down, he could vaguely see the backs of the two, their clothes were ragged, but they were dressed in Huazi.Yang Guo reined in his horse, thinking: "Could it be that the beggars have already seen something wrong and laid down their hands in front? This is the case, so we can only charge forward."
Soon after the sedan chair arrived, Lu Wushuang poked his head out from the broken curtain and asked, "What did you see?" Yang Guo said, "The curtain of the sedan chair is torn, and you don't wear a red cloth on your face. You have to pretend to be a bride." You have to cry and cry, even if you want to get married a hundred times in your heart, you have to cry and snot, call your father and mother, and refuse to go out. How can there be a bride like you who is not afraid of being ugly?"
Lu Wushuang listened to what he said, it seemed that his travel and hiding had been seen through by others, so he just scolded "stupid" softly, and didn't say anything else.After walking for a while, the mountain road in front gradually narrowed, the way up the ridge was very rough and difficult, the people welcoming relatives were already exhausted, but they were afraid of offending Yang Guo, none of them dared to utter a word of complaint.
In the blink of an eye, the sun was setting on the mountain, and the crows flew across the sky, hooting hoarsely.As we were walking, suddenly several people behind the corner sang in unison: "Little girl is doing a good deed, and giving a silver machete."
Lu Wushuang's face changed color, and he thought: "So those four beggars are in ambush here." The sedan chair turned around the corner of the mountain, and there were three beggars standing in front of them. The four people I saw were completely different.Seeing that each of them carried five sacks on their shoulders, Yang Guo thought: "These three beggars with five bags must be more powerful than the four ones with four bags, it seems that we have to do it seriously."
The crowd of relatives and bearers were not in a good mood, someone swung a whip and hit a beggar on the head, shouting loudly: "Give way, give way!" The beggar did not dodge, grabbed the whip and pulled The man fell to the ground and fell like a dog eating shit.Normally, everyone would have rushed forward, but Yang Guo was terrified earlier, everyone thought: "So these three beggars are with that robber." No one dared to move forward, but took a few steps back. .
A beggar said in a loud voice: "Congratulations to the girl, the little beggar wants to ask for a few pennies." Lu Wushuang turned around and said in a low voice: "Idiot, I have injuries on my body and I can't do it. You send me away." Yang Guo Said: "Okay." Zong immediately stepped forward and shouted: "Bah, today is a good day for me to marry a daughter-in-law, beggar, don't babble, get out of the way quickly." A man named Hua looked at Yang Guo a few times For a while, he couldn't figure out his origin.The four four-pocket disciples hit the wrists with the bamboo chopsticks earlier, they all thought it was Lu Wushuang's attack, they didn't mention Yang Guo to their uncles and uncles.
A man named Hua raised his right hand, Yang Guo's mount was frightened, and he raised his forefoot.Yang Guo pretended that the ride was not stable, he swayed a few times and fell off the horse, unable to get up for a while.The three beggars thought to themselves: "So this man is the real bridegroom." Seeing that Yang Guo didn't know martial arts, and he fell down like this, he felt apologetic, a beggar immediately stretched out his hand and pulled him up, saying: "I'm sorry, please forgive me." Yang Guo murmured: "You guys, hey , Really... just ask for money, how did you startle my animals?" He took out three small coins and gave one to each of them.According to the rules of the Beggar Clan, the three beggars accepted the thank you.
Yang Guo smiled and said to Lu Wushuang: "You asked me to send it away, but I already sent it away." Lu Wushuang said angrily, "You pretend to be a fool with me, what's the point?" Yang Guo said: "Yes, yes!" He stepped aside , waving his sleeves to beat the dust on his body.
Seeing that the three Huazi were still blocking the intersection, Lu Wushuang said coldly: "What are you going to do?" A Huazi said: "Young lady is a master of the Ancient Tomb Sect, my three brothers are very admired, I would like to ask the young lady for some advice. trick." Lu Wushuang said: "I am seriously injured, what else can I do? Since you are not convinced, then make an appointment, and when I recover from my injury, I will come to learn from you. You three are masters of the Beggar Clan, join forces today Bullying a wounded young woman is a hero!"
The three Huazi blocked her with these few words, and they really felt that they were justified.Two of them said in unison: "Okay! After you recover from your injury, I will come to you to argue." The other said: "Come on, where is your injury? Whether it is true or not, I have to let me see. If you are really hurt, I will forgive you today." He didn't know that she was hurt on her chest, so she said it unintentionally.But Lu Wushuang's cheeks flushed immediately, he couldn't help being furious, under his anger, he couldn't speak for a moment, and after a long while, he cursed: "There are so many people in the Jianghu who say that the beggar gang is a hero, but it turns out that they are all shameless." The expressions of the three beggars changed suddenly when they heard that she had insulted the reputation of the beggar gang. One beggar was very irritable, so he took a step forward and stretched out his big hand to grab her out of the sedan chair.
Seeing the urgency of the situation, Yang Guo shouted: "Come on, come on. You beg for money, I've already given it to you, why are you talking to my wife again?" As he spoke, he snatched it up and stopped him in front of the sedan chair, and said, "Look at three Although this man has become a beggar, all of them are handsome, and they will surely get promoted and get rich in the future, how could you come to moleste my new daughter-in-law and do such a frivolous and rogue thing?"
The three Huazi were stunned, but they were speechless.The fiery Hua Zi said: "Get out of the way, we just want to learn and teach her the ancient tomb sect's martial arts, who is so frivolous?" He pushed it lightly with his hand.Yang Guo yelled and fell to the side of the road.There has been a rule passed down from the Beggars' Gang that they are never allowed to strike first and beat those who are not skilled in martial arts.The Huazi didn't expect the groom to be so unlucky, he just pushed him lightly and fell down, if he hurt him, he would be punished severely, and the other two companions would also be involved.The three of them were shocked, and rushed up to help them up at the same time.Yang Guo just screamed earth-shatteringly: "Ouch, ouch! My mother!" The three beggars couldn't tell whether he was hurt or not.
Yang Guo cried out in pain, and said, "You three are stupid too, my new wife is shy, so how can she talk to strangers. That's it! What do you want to learn? Tell me first. I asked me quietly. New daughter-in-law, let me tell you again, okay?"
The three Huazi saw that he was not stupid, but the boss was really impatient, but it was inconvenient to do anything to him.The oldest among the three beggars thought: "This woman surnamed Lu is pretending to be a bride. If this person is a real groom, she shouldn't be so protective. If it's a fake groom, she shouldn't be so pussy." Looking at his figure carefully Behavior, always clueless.
The fiery Huazi raised his hand and shouted: "Are you going to let me go or not?" Yang Guo opened his hands and said loudly: "If you want to bully my daughter-in-law, you must not." Another Huazi shouted "Miss Lu, if you ask this idiot to block you, can you still be able to block it for the rest of your life? Come on, just say something." Yang Guo wondered, "Hey, you know I'm an idiot too, it's really weird Yes." The hot-tempered Huazi said to Lu Wushuang: "We don't want to learn anything else, just want to experience your kung fu of chopping shoulders with a machete, what is this move called?"
Lu Wushuang also knew that Yang Guo had been entangled with them all this time, and there was no end to it, he was thinking of a way out, when the Huazi asked, he replied, "That's called Diaochan worshiping the moon, why?" Yang Guo said, "That's right, my daughter-in-law's scimitar slashed at your shoulder." With a thrust of his right hand, he went around the Huazi's shoulder and patted it, the edge of his palm lightly on the back of his shoulder. Chopped a bit.
With this attack, the three Huazi were startled, they immediately jumped away, thinking: "This guy is pretending to be a groom and teasing us." The fiery Huazi took a slap on his shoulder, although Yang Guo didn't use his strength , but already felt that his face was dull, and shouted: "Okay, the thief is pretending to be stupid, come, come, let me learn your clever tricks first."
Yang Guo said: "You said you learned from my daughter-in-law, why did you learn from me?" The Huazi said angrily, "It's the same with your Excellency." Yang Guo said: "That's bad, I don't know anything." Asked Lu Wushuang: "Good wife, my dear little daughter-in-law, what do you think I should teach him?"
Lu Wushuang had no more doubts at this time, knowing that he was definitely a master of martial arts, just now his backhand slashed cleanly, and he was determined not to be able to do it, but he didn't know his martial arts skills, so he said casually: "One more move - Diao Chan worships the moon '." Yang Guo said: "Okay!" He bent his waist, extended his hand, and with a slap, he slashed at Huazi's back shoulder.With this attack, the three beggars were even more horrified.Yang Guo was standing opposite the beggar, he didn't move and turned around, he just stretched out his hand, and the palm of his hand slashed to the back of his shoulder, this palm movement is really weird.Lu Wushuang was also shocked: "This is obviously my ancient tomb sect's martial arts, how can he know it?" He said again: "You can do another move 'Xi Shi holding the heart'." Yang Guo said: "Okay!" The left fist punched out , right in the heart of the opponent.
That Huazi was punched in his body, he felt a strong push, he couldn't help flying a foot away, but he still stood firmly, he didn't feel any pain in the place where he was punched in his chest, he seemed to be hugged and placed a foot away Other than mediocre.The other two Huazi rushed up from left to right.Yang Guo shouted urgently: "Daughter-in-law, I can't deal with it, teach me quickly." Lu Wushuang said: "Zhaojun goes out of the fortress, Magu presents her birthday." Fingers flicked on the right Shouhuazi one by one, it was "Zhaojun going out of the fortress"; then he turned sideways to let go of the left Shouhuazi's kick, raised his fists with both hands, hit the opponent's chin with a bang, and said : "This is 'Magu's Birthday', isn't it?" He didn't want to hurt anyone, so he didn't use his hands too hard.
He used four moves in a row, and each move is the profound kung fu of the Ancient Tomb School's "Beauty Boxing".The Ancient Tomb Sect was founded by Lin Chaoying, and it has never been passed on from female to male.Lin Chaoying created this set of "Beauty Boxing", and every move is named after a beautiful woman. When she uses it, she is charming and graceful, but she is also a fierce and vicious killer.Yang Guo learned martial arts from Xiaolongnv, so of course he had also learned this set of boxing techniques, but he felt that although the boxing techniques were exquisite, they were always awkward and unsightly for men. The meaning of masculinity has changed from charming to chic, but although the charm is different, the boxing style is still the same.
The three Huazi were hit for no reason, but they didn't feel the pain, they didn't admire Yang Guo's kung fu, they roared in unison and attacked.Yang Guo dodged east and west, and shouted: "Daughter-in-law, it's terrible, you're going to be a little widow today!" Lu Wushuang sneered, and shouted: "Tian Sun weaves brocade!" Yang Guo waved his right hand to the left, left hand to the right, It was like throwing a shuttle weaving cloth, with one wave and one send, both hands hit the shoulders of the two Huazi again.Lu Wushuang shouted again: "Wenjun is a slave, and the imperial concubine is drunk!" Yang Guo raised his hand as if holding a pan to pour wine, he chiseled the fiery beggar's head, then swayed, staggered and leaned to the right, his shoulder was just right. Hit another Huazi in the chest.
The three Huazi were startled and angry, the three of them used their martial arts all their lives, and they couldn't even touch his clothes, and this kid waved his hands and watched him, he could hit wherever he wanted, although it didn't hurt, it was extremely weird.Lu Wushuang called out three moves in succession, "Nongyu Blowing Xiao", "Luo Shen Lingbo", "Gou Yi Clenched Fist", Yang Guo followed them one by one.Lu Wushuang admired him so much, he intentionally made a difficult problem, seeing him stretching out his fist to strike forward, he immediately shouted: "The sky hangs down the curtain." When he was in his current shape, it was logical that he couldn't make this move, but Yang Guo believed that his internal strength was superior to his opponent's. There are so many, Jing'er leaped forward, and cut his palms down in a curtain-like manner.The three Huazi saw that there was a big hole in his chest, they were overjoyed and rushed to attack at the same time, but they were forced by his internal force, they all retreated a few steps vigorously.
Lu Wushuang was full of joy and surprise, and shouted: "A smile will captivate the country!" This is a trick she invented, a beauty's sweet smile can surely captivate a country, but how can it be used to compete with others?Yang Guo was startled, and immediately burst out laughing, hahahaha, hehehehe, hehehehe, he activated the extremely high and deep internal energy in "Nine Yin Manual".Although he hasn't mastered the training and can't use it to deal with real masters, but those three five-bag disciples are only third-rate and fourth-rate players. Hearing the strange laughter, he couldn't help feeling dizzy, shook his body a few times, and fell to the ground.It should be noted that there is a half-moon-shaped small object in each person's ear, which is responsible for personal balance. If the half-moon-shaped object is shaken, it will inevitably be top-heavy and unable to stand stably.Yang Guo's laughter spewed out with strong internal force, everyone's eardrums were continuously impacted, and suddenly they all felt dizzy.Lu Wushuang almost fainted, and hastily grabbed the handrail of the sedan chair.Just hearing the sound of ah, bang, bang, all the welcoming people, the bridegroom and the bride fell to the ground one by one.
Yang Guo stopped laughing, the three Huazi jumped up, their faces were ashen, and they left without looking back.
Everyone rested for a while, then lifted up the sedan chair and set out again, at this moment they treated Yang Guo like a god, and they dared not disobey in the slightest.At the second watch, when they arrived at a town, Yang Guo let his relatives escape.
Everyone only thought that they were taken captive by a bandit, and the seizure and ransom was expected, and most of them would suffer a lot, but they didn't know that the bandit was really just playing around pretending to be the bride and groom, and it was a happy accident, so they couldn't help but agree Thank you very much Yang Guo.The accompanying Xi Niang was even more eloquent: "The king and the lady Yazhai have been together for a hundred years, they will grow old together, and have more little kings!" It only made Yang Guo laugh out loud, and Lu Wushuang was ashamed and angry.
Yang Guo and Lu Wushuang found an inn to stay, ordered food, and were sitting down to eat, suddenly saw a figure flashing at the door, someone came in, seeing Yang and Lu, they turned around immediately.Seeing that the situation was different, Yang Guo chased to the door and saw two people standing in the yard, they were Shen Zhifan and Ji Qingxu who were fighting with Lu Wushuang in Jackal Valley.Erdao drew out his long sword and jumped forward.Yang Guo thought to himself: "Why are you trying to make me feel bad? Are you asking for trouble?" The two Taoist priests approached, but they passed sideways, rushed into the hall, and grabbed Lu Wushuang.At this moment, suddenly there was a ringing of ding ling, ding ling. The ringing of the bell came out of nowhere, and it caught my ears. They were already nearby, and the expressions of the two Taoist priests changed drastically. They glanced at each other, then hurriedly retreated to the first room in the west, closed the door with a bang, and never came out again.Yang Guo thought to himself: "The stinky Taoist priest probably suffered from that Li Mochou, and he was so frightened." Lu Wushuang said in a low voice: "My master has caught up to you, idiot, what do you think?" Yang Guo said: "What should I do? Just hide!" Just as he stretched out his hand to help her, the bell suddenly stopped at the door of the inn. Stop, just listen to Li Mochou's voice saying: "You go up to the house and guard it." Hong Lingbo agreed, and with a swish, he went up to the roof.Then I heard the shopkeeper say: "Xianggu, your old man lives in the store... Ouch, I..." With a puff, I fell to the ground without making a sound.How did he know that Li Mochou hated people mentioning the word "old" in front of her the most, let alone calling her an "old man" in person?The whisk was swung out, and the shopkeeper, his old man, was killed immediately.She asked the shop waiter: "There is a lame girl, where does she live?" The shop waiter was already frightened out of his wits, and only said, "I...I..." She couldn't answer a word.Li Mochou kicked him away with her left foot, and kicked open the door of the first room in the west with her right foot, and went in to check, it was where Shen Ji Erdao lived. Yang Guo thought: "I have to sneak out through the back door, although Hong Lingbo will definitely see her, but don't be afraid of her." He said in a low voice, "Daughter-in-law, run for your life with me." Lu Wushuang rolled his eyes at him, stood up and thought Thinking that if he escaped with his life again, God really thinks highly of him. As soon as the two turned around, a guest at a square table in the east corner stood up, approached Yang and Lu, and said in a low voice: "I'll try to lure the enemy away, and try to escape quickly." Sitting in the dark, Yang Lu didn't pay attention to his face.When he spoke, his face was turned away, and he had just finished speaking, and he had already walked out of the gate, only his back was seen.The man was not tall and wore a loose green cloth robe. Yang and Lu only looked at each other, when they suddenly heard the ringing of the bell, and it rang straight to the north.Hong Lingbo shouted: "Master, someone is stealing a donkey." With a flash of yellow shadow, Li Mochou jumped out of the room and chased out the door.Lu Wushuang said: "Let's go!" Yang Guo thought to himself: "Li Mochou's light kung fu is extremely fast, she can catch up to this person in an instant, and come back in a blink of an eye. I have carried Miss Lu on my back, and I can't walk fast, so it's still hard to get away." Broke into the first room in the west. I saw Shen Zhifan and Ji Qingxu sitting on the edge of the kang, the panic on their faces still persisted, they couldn't stand it for a moment, Yang Guo didn't allow the two to stand up and ask questions, he rushed up and waved his fingers, knocking them down, calling Said: "Daughter-in-law, come in." Lu Wushuang walked into the room.Yang Guo closed the door and said, "Take off your clothes!" Lu Wushuang blushed and spat, "You idiot, what nonsense are you talking about?" Then he took off Shen Zhifan's Taoist robe and put it on again, except for his Taoist crown, and put it on his head.Lu Wushuang came to his senses immediately, and said: "Okay, let's pretend to be a Taoist priest to trick Master." He reached out to unbutton his clothes, his face flushed again, and kicked Ji Qingxu, saying: "Close your eyes, dead Taoist priest!" !" Ji Qingxu and Shen Zhifan couldn't move their limbs instead of their facial features, so they immediately closed their eyes, how dare they look at her? Lu Wushuang said again: "You idiot, turn around, don't watch me change clothes." Yang Guo laughed and said, "What are you afraid of? Didn't I watch it when I set your bones?" Deng Jue was too frivolous and rascal, so he couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed.Lu Wushuang raised her brows tightly and slapped her backhand. As long as Yang Guo lowered his head, he easily dodged it immediately, but he lost his mind for a moment, lost his mind in a daze, he slapped him hard, and the blow hit him hard on the left cheek.Lu Wushuang never expected that this palm would hit, and it was not light, so she was stunned, apologetic, and said with a smile: "Idiot, did it hurt you? Who told you to talk nonsense?" Yang Guo caressed his cheek, smiled, and turned around immediately.Lu Wushuang put on his Taoist robe and said with a smile, "Look! Do I look like a little Taoist priest?" Yang Guo said, "I don't see it, I don't know." Lu Wushuang said, "You idiot, turn around." Yang Guo said Looking back, she saw that the Taoist robe on her body was loose and loose, making her even more slender. Just as she was about to speak, Lu Wushuang suddenly let out a low cry and pointed at the kang, and saw a Taoist head protruding from the quilt on the kang It was Pi Qingxuan who had several fingers chopped off by her in Jackal Valley.It turned out that he had been lying on the kang to recuperate, when he saw Lu Wushuang entered the room, he immediately shrank into the blanket.Yang and Lu were so busy changing their clothes that they didn't pay attention.Lu Wushuang said: "He...he..." wanted to say "he peeked at me changing clothes" but felt it was inconvenient to say it. At this moment, the donkey bell rang again.Yang Guo had heard it a few times, and knew that the donkey had been captured by Li Mochou, when the man in green shirt rode out riding the donkey, the ringing of the bells was disorderly, when Li Mochou was riding the donkey, although the donkey was running fast, the ringing of the bells was slow and steady.In a flash, he lifted Pi Qingxuan, closed his acupuncture points, opened the door of the kang, and stuffed him into the bottom of the kang.It is cold in the north, and the bottom of the kang is warmed by burning a fire in winter nights. At this time, the weather is still warm, and there is no need to burn a fire at the bottom of the kang, but the inside is full of soot and black charcoal. Once Pi Qingxuan was stuffed, his head and face were covered with dust. The bell suddenly stopped, and Li Mochou had already arrived at the door of the inn.Yang Guo said to Lu Wushuang, "Go to sleep on the kang." Lu Wushuang frowned and said, "The stinky Taoist has slept on it, and it's so dirty, how can he sleep?" Yang Guo said, "You can do whatever you want!" Pushing Shen Zhifan into the bottom of the kang, he untied Ji Qingxu's acupoints.Although Lu Wushuang felt that the quilt was dirty, but remembered Master's ruthless methods, so he got on the kang and faced the inner bed.Just after sleeping well, Li Mochou kicked open the door and came to search for the second time.Yang Guo was holding a teacup, drinking tea with his head down, but his left hand was pressing down on Ji Qingxu's Achilles' heel.Li Mochou saw that there were still three Taoist priests in the room, and Ji Qingxu's face was ashen, and she was in a state of confusion, so she smiled and went to search the second room.When she came to search for the first time, she had carefully looked at the faces of the three Taoists. She was afraid that Lu Wushuang was disguised, so she didn't look at them again when she came to search for the second time. That night, Li Mochou and Hong Lingbo's master and apprentice searched all over the town, making every family restless.Yang Guo and Lu Wushuang lay on the kang safely and peacefully, smelling the sweet scent of a girl on her body, he couldn't help being happy.Lu Wushuang's mind was full of thoughts, but she felt that Yang Guo was extremely weird, if he was said to be a fool, he seemed extremely smart, if he was said to be smart, he was always insane.She lay down and didn't dare to move, thinking that the idiot would definitely reach out and hug her, how could it be better then?After a long time, Yang Guo didn't move at all, instead he felt slightly disappointed, smelling the strong manly breath on his body, he was overwhelmed and couldn't help himself, after a long time, he fell asleep in a daze. When Yang Guo woke up, the sky was already pale, seeing Ji Qingxu lying on the table and still asleep, Lu Wushuang's breath was soft, his cheeks were flushed, two thin red lips were slightly upturned, he couldn't help but feel agitated, secretly said: " If I kissed her lightly, she would never know." The young man has never been close to a woman before, and at the moment when the sun is rising, it is the time when the lust is at its peak, thinking of the beauty of her breasts at the time of bone setting, it is even more irresistible Stopped, stretched out his head to kiss her lips.Before touching it, she smelled the sweetness for a while, and couldn't help but feel a surge in her heart, and the blood rushed straight up, but she saw her eyebrows slightly frowned, as if she felt the pain of the broken bone in her sleep.Seeing this appearance, Yang Guo immediately thought of Xiao Longnu, and then remembered the oath she made to himself: "I only have my aunt in my heart for the rest of my life, if I change my mind, I don't need my aunt to kill me, I will kill myself immediately." Cold sweat broke out all over his body, he patted himself twice immediately, slapped himself hard twice, and jumped off the kang. Lu Wushuang also woke up with a start, opened his eyes and asked, "Stupid, what are you doing?" Yang Guo was feeling ashamed, and said vaguely, "It's nothing? A mosquito bit my face." Lu Wushuang remembered I slept with him all night, and suddenly my face flushed, I lowered my head, and said softly: "Idiot, idiot!" There was a lot of tenderness in the voice. After a while, she raised her head and asked, "Fool, how can you master the beauties of my ancient tomb sect?" Come and teach me a trick, and I'll do it." Lu Wushuang gave a piss, but she wouldn't say anything even if she asked again, and was about to turn the subject to say something else when she heard Li Mochou's donkey's bell ringing, Heading to the northwest, but turned back to search the same way, she expected that the "Secret of the Five Poisons" had fallen into Lu Wu's hands, and if it was too late to recover it, it would be more dangerous, so she didn't dare for a moment. After a delay, when it was getting dark, we set off on a donkey. Yang Guo said: "She looked back and didn't see us, but she will come again. It's a pity that you are injured and can't be shaken, otherwise we have stolen two fine horses and galloped for a day and a night, how can she catch up?" Lu Wushuang Angrily said: "You are not injured, why don't you steal a fine horse and gallop for a day and a night?" Yang Guo thought to himself: "This girl is really narrow-minded. If I say something casually, she will get angry." I just love to see her angry expression, but provoked her: "If you hadn't begged me to be sent to Jiangnan, I would have gone already." Lu Wushuang said angrily, "Go, go! Idiot, I saw you Just get angry, I would rather die by myself." Yang Guo laughed and said, "Hey, I can't bear to let you die." He was afraid that Lu Wushuang would be really angry and shake his bones, so he left the room with a smile, borrowed a pen and inkstone from the counter, returned to the room, melted the ink in the water basin, soaked the ink with both hands, and suddenly wiped it on Lu Wushuang's face. Wushuang face. Lu Wushuang was unprepared, took out a handkerchief to wipe it off, and kept cursing, "You idiot, you idiot." Yang Guo took out a large handful of coal ash from the kang, mixed it with water and smeared it on his face, His face was suddenly bumpy, as if it was full of pimples.She immediately realized: "Although I have changed into a Taoist attire, my face has not changed. If Master catches up with me, how can she be ignorant?" She then applied light ink evenly on her face.Girls love beauty by nature. Although they paint their cheeks black, they still have plastic surgery as if they were applying makeup and powder. After the two men's modifications were completed, Yang Guo stretched his feet under the kang and kicked away the acupuncture points of the two Taoists.Seeing that he didn't even look at him, Lu Wushuang kicked a few times at will, the two Taoists immediately groaned, secretly admiring him: "This idiot's martial arts are ten times better than mine." But the admiration was not shown in the slightest , still calling him a fool, as if he didn't take him seriously. Yang went to the city and wanted to hire a big cart, but the town was too small to hire a cart, so he had to buy two rotten horses.Today, Lu Wushuang's injury has been relieved, and the two of them each rode a horse, and walked southeast slowly. After walking for more than an hour, Yang Guo was afraid that she would not be able to support her, so he helped her off the horse and sat on a stone beside the road to rest.He remembered that he had meaned Lu Wushuang this morning, and it was okay to be mean to her, but I am so sorry to my aunt, I am such a big bastard, and I am deeply blaming myself, Lu Wushuang suddenly said: "Stupid, why don't you?" Talk to me?" Yang Guo smiled and didn't answer, suddenly thought of something, and shouted: "Oh, no, I'm so confused." Lu Wushuang said: "You are stupid!" Yang Guo said: "Let's change our appearance, then The three Taoists have seen it all, if you tell your master about it, wouldn't it be bad?" Lu Wushuang smiled and said: "Those three stinky Taoists rode past before, and they rushed to us long ago. Master is still behind. You idiot lost your mind, and you don’t know what you are thinking, but you didn’t see it.” Yang Guo said "ah" and smiled at her.Lu Wushuang felt that there seemed to be a deep meaning in his smile, and when he thought of the words in his own words "I don't know what to think when I'm lost", I couldn't help but blush.At this moment, a horse suddenly neighed.Lu Wushuang turned around and saw two old beggars walking side by side at the corner of the road.
When Yang Guo saw the corner of the mountain, there were two other people who shrank back as soon as they poked their heads. It was Shen Zhifan and Ji Qingxu, and he understood: "So these three stinky Taoist priests went to inform the Beggar Gang, saying that we have changed our Taoist attire." At that moment, he cupped his hands and said: "You two beggars, you beg for rice and beg for all directions, but you are poor for alms, but today you are asked to give alms." A beggar said in a voice like Hong Zhong, "You just shaved your head. , pretending to be a monk and nun, you can never escape our eyes and ears. Don't pretend to be stupid, be straightforward, and come with us to judge before the law enforcement elders." Yang Guo thought to himself: "These two old beggars carry eight Budai, I'm afraid martial arts are really good." Those two are the old beggars with eight bags in the beggar gang, seeing that both Yang and Lu are teenagers under twenty years old, they actually defeated four four-bag disciples and three bags in a row.名五袋弟子，料想这中间定然另有古怪。 双方均自迟疑之际，西北方金铃响起，玎玲，玎玲，轻快流动，抑扬悦耳。陆无双暗想：“糟了，糟了。我虽改了容貌装束，偏巧此时又撞到这两个死鬼化子，给他们一揭穿，怎么能脱得师父的毒手？唉，当真运气太坏，魔劫重重，偏有这么多人吃饱了饭没事干，尽是找上了我，缠个没了没完。” 片刻之间，铃声更加近了。杨过心想：“这李莫愁我是打不过的，只有赶快向前夺路逃走。”说道：“两位不肯化缘，也不打紧，就请让路罢。”说着大踏步向前走去。两个化子见他脚下虚浮，似乎丝毫不懂武功，各伸右手抓去。杨过右掌劈出，与两人手掌相撞，三只手掌略一凝持，各自退了三步。这两名八袋老丐练功数十年，均是内力深湛，在江湖上已是少逢敌手，要论武功底子，实是远胜杨过，只是论到招数的奇巧奥妙，却又不及。杨过借力打力，将二人掌力化解了，但要就此闯过，却也不能。三人心中各自暗惊。 就在此时，李莫愁师徒已然赶到。洪凌波叫道：“喂，叫化儿，小道士，瞧见一个跛脚姑娘过去没有？”两个老丐在武林中行辈甚高，听洪凌波如此询问，心中有气，只是丐帮帮规严峻，绝不许帮众任意与外人争吵，二人顺口答道：“没瞧见！”李莫愁眼光锐利，见了杨陆二人的背影，心下微微起疑：“这二人似乎曾在哪里见过。”又见四人相对而立，剑拔弩张的便要动武，心想在旁瞧个热闹再说。 杨过斜眼微睨，见她脸现浅笑，袖手观斗，心念一动：“有了，如此这般，就可去了她的疑心。”转身走到洪凌波跟前，打个问讯，嘶哑着嗓子说道：“道友请了。”洪凌波以道家礼节还礼。杨过道：“小道路过此处，给两个恶丐平白无端的拦住，定要动武。小道未携兵刃，请道友瞧在老君面上，相借宝剑一用。”说罢又是深深一躬。洪凌波见他脸上凹凹凸凸，又黑又丑，但神态谦恭，兼之提到道家之祖的太上老君，似乎不便拒却，于是拔出长剑，眼望师父，见她点头示可，便倒转剑柄，递了过去。杨过躬身谢了，接过长剑，剑尖指地，说道：“小道若是不敌，还请道友念在道家一派，赐与援手。”洪凌波皱眉哼了一声，却不答话。 杨过转过身来，大声向陆无双道：“师弟，你站在一旁瞧着，不必动手，教他丐帮的化子们见识见识我全真教门下的手段。”李莫愁一凛：“原来这两个小道士是全真教的。可是全真教跟丐帮素来交好，怎地两派门人却闹将起来？”杨过生怕两个老丐喝骂出来，揭破了陆无双的秘密，挺剑抢上，叫道：“来来来，我一个斗你们两个。”陆无双却大为担忧：“傻蛋不知我师父曾与全真教的道士大小十余战，全真派的武功有哪一招一式逃得过她的眼去？天下道教派别多着，正乙、大道、太一，甚么都好冒充，怎地偏偏指明了全真教？” 两个老丐听他说道“全真教门下”五字，都是一惊，齐声喝道：“你当真是全真派门人？你和那……” 杨过哪容他们提到陆无双，长剑刺出，分攻两人胸口小腹，正是全真嫡传剑法。两个老丐辈份甚高，决不愿合力斗他一个后辈，但杨过这一招来得奇快，不得不同时举棒招架。铁棒刚举，杨过长剑已从铁棒空隙中穿了过去，仍是疾刺二人胸口。两个老丐万料不到他剑法如此迅捷，急忙后退。杨过毫不容情，着着进逼，片刻之间，已连刺二九一十八剑，每一剑都是一分为二，刺出时只有一招，手腕抖处，剑招却分而为二。这是全真派上乘武功中的“一气化三清”剑术，每一招均可化为三招，杨过每一剑刺出，两个老丐就倒退三步，这一十八剑刺过，两个老丐竟然一招也还不了手，一共倒退了五十四步。玉女心经的武功专用以克制全真派，杨过未练玉女心经，先练全真武功，只是练得并不精纯，“一气化三清”是化不来的，“化二清”倒也化得似模似样。 李莫愁见小道士剑法精奇，不禁暗惊，心道：“无怪全真教名头这等响亮，果然是人才辈出，这人再过十年，我哪里还能是他对手？看来全真教的掌教，日后定要落在这小道人身上。”她若跟杨过动手，数招之间便能知他的全真剑法似是而非，底子其实是古墓派功夫，但外表看来，却是真伪难辨。杨过从赵志敬处得到全真派功夫的歌诀，此后曾加修习，因此他的全真派武功却也不是全盘冒充。洪凌波与陆无双自然更加瞧得神驰目眩。 杨过心想：“我若手下稍缓，让两个老叫化一开口说话，那就凶多吉少。”这一十八剑刺过，长剑急抖，却已抢到了二丐身后，又是一剑化为两招刺出。二丐急忙转身招架，杨过不容他们铁棒与长剑相碰，晃身闪到二丐背后，两丐急忙转身，杨过又已抢到他们背后。他自知若凭真实功夫，莫说以一敌二，就是一个化子也抵敌不过，是以回旋急转，一味施展轻功绕着二丐兜圈。 全真派每个门人武功练到适当火候，就须练这轻功，以便他日练“天罡北斗阵”时抢位之用。杨过此时步伐虽是全真派武功，但呼吸运气，使的却是“玉女心经”中的心法。古墓派轻功乃天下之最，他这一起脚，两名丐帮高手竟然跟随不上，但见他急奔如电，白光闪处，长剑连刺。若是他当真要伤二人性命，二十个化子也都杀了。二丐身子急转，抡棒防卫要害，此时已顾不得抵挡来招，只是尽力守护，凭老天爷的慈悲了。 如此急转了数十圈，二丐已累得头晕眼花，脚步踉跄，眼见就要晕倒。李莫愁笑道：“喂，丐帮的朋友，我教你们个法儿，两个人背靠背站着，那就不用转啦。”这一提醒，二丐大喜，正要依法施为，杨过心想：“不好！给他们这么一来，我可要输。”当下不再转身移位，一招两式，分刺二丐后心。 二丐只听得背后风声劲急，不及回棒招架，急忙向前迈了一步，足刚着地，背后剑招便到，大惊之下，只得提气急奔。哪知杨过的剑尖直如影子一般，不论两人跑得如何迅捷，剑招始终是在他两人背后晃动。二丐脚步稍慢，背上肌肉就被剑尖刺得剧痛。二丐心知杨过并无相害之意，否则手上微一加劲，剑尖上前一尺，刃锋岂不穿胸而过？但脚下始终不敢有丝毫停留。三人都是发力狂奔，片刻间已奔出两里有余，将李莫愁等远远抛在后面。 杨过突然足下加劲，抢在二丐前头，笑嘻嘻的道：“慢慢走啊，小心摔交！”二丐不约而同的双棒齐出。杨过左手一伸，已抓住一根铁棒，同时右手长剑平着剑刃，搭在另一根铁棒上向左推挤，左掌张处，两根铁棒一齐握住。二丐惊觉不妙，急忙运劲里夺。杨过功力不及对方，哪肯与他们硬拚，长剑顺着铁棒直划下去。二丐若不放手，八根手指立时削断，只得撒棒后跃，脸上神色极是尴尬，斗是斗不过，就此逃走，却又未免丢人太甚。 杨过说道：“敝教与贵帮素来交好，两位千万不可信了旁人挑拨。怨有头，债有主，古墓派的赤练仙子李莫愁明明在此，两位何不找她去？”二丐并不识得李莫愁，但素知她的厉害，听了杨过之言，心中一凛，齐声道：“此话当真？”杨过道：“我干么相欺？小道也是给这魔头逼得走投无路，这才与两位动手。”说到此处，双手捧起铁棒，恭恭敬敬的还了二丐，又道：“那赤练仙子随身携带之物天下闻名，两位难道不知么？”一个老丐恍然而悟，说道：“啊，是了，她手中拿着拂尘，花驴上系有金铃。那个穿黄衫的就是她了？”杨过笑道：“不错，不错。用银弧飞刀伤了贵帮弟子的那个姑娘，就是李莫愁的弟子……”微一沉吟，又道：“就只怕……不行，不行……”那声若洪钟的老丐性子甚是急躁，忙问：“怕甚么？”杨过道：“不行，不行。”那丐急道：“不行甚么？”杨过道：“想那李莫愁横行天下，江湖上人物个个闻名丧胆，贵帮虽然厉害，却没一个是她的敌手。既然伤了贵帮朋友的是她弟子，那也只好罢休。” 那老丐给他激得哇哇大叫，拖起铁棒，说道：“哼，管她甚么赤练仙子、黑练仙子，今日非去斗斗她不可！”说着就要往来路奔回。另一个老丐却甚为持重，心想我二人连眼前这个小道人也斗不过，还去惹那赤练仙子，岂非白白送死？当下拉住他手臂，道：“也不须急在一时，咱们回去从长计议。”向杨过一拱手，说道：“请教道友高姓大名。”杨过笑道：“小道姓萨，名叫华滋。后会有期。”打个问讯，回头便走。 两丐喃喃自语：“萨华滋，萨华滋？可没听过他的名头，此人年纪轻轻，武功居然如此了得……”一丐突然跳了起来，骂道：“直娘贼，狗厮鸟！”另丐问道：“甚么？”那丐道：“他名叫萨华滋，那是杀化子啊，给这小贼道骂了还不知道。”两丐破口大骂，却也不敢回去寻他算帐。 杨过心中暗笑，生怕陆无双有失，急忙回转，只见陆无双骑在马上，不住向这边张望，显是等得焦急异常。她一见杨过，脸有喜色，忙催马迎了上来，低声道：“傻蛋，你好，你撇下我啦。” 杨过一笑，双手横捧长剑，拿剑柄递到洪凌波面前，躬身行礼，道：“多谢借剑。”洪凌波伸手接过。杨过正要转身，李莫愁忽道：“且慢。”她见这小道士武艺了得，心想留下此人，必为他日之患，乘他此时武功不及自己，随手除掉了事。 杨过一听“且慢”二字，已知不妙，当下将长剑又递前数寸，放在洪凌波手中，随即撒手离剑。洪凌波只得抓住剑柄，笑道：“小道人，你武功好得很啊。” 李莫愁本欲激他动手，将他一拂尘击毙，但他手中没了兵刃，自己是何等身分，那是不能用兵刃伤他的了，于是将拂尘往后领中一插，问道：“你是全真七子哪一个的门下？” 杨过笑道：“我是王重阳的弟子。”他对全真诸道均无好感，心中没半点尊敬之意，丘处机虽相待不错，但与之共处时刻甚暂，临别时又给他狠狠的教训了一顿，固也明白他并无恶意，心下却总不愤，至于郝大通、赵志敬等，那更是想起来就咬牙切齿。他在古墓中学练王重阳当年亲手所刻的九阴真经要诀，若说是他的弟子，勉强也说得上。但照他的年纪，只能是赵志敬、尹志平辈的徒儿，李莫愁见他武功不弱，才问他是全真七子哪一个的门人，实已抬举了他。杨过若是随口答一个丘处机、王处一的名字，李莫愁倒也信了。但他不肯比杀死孙婆婆的郝大通矮着一辈，便抬出王重阳来。重阳真人是全真教创教祖师，生平只收七个弟子，武林中众所周知，这小道人降生之日，重阳真人早已不在人世了。 李莫愁心道：“你这小丑八怪不知天高地厚，也不知我是谁，在我面前胆敢捣鬼。”转念一想：“全真教士哪敢随口拿祖师爷说笑？又怎敢口称'王重阳'三字？但他若非全真弟子，怎地武功招式又明明是全真派的？” 杨过见她脸上虽然仍是笑吟吟地，但眉间微蹙，正自沉吟，心想自己当日扮了乡童，跟洪凌波闹了好一阵，在古墓中又和她们师徒数度交手，别给她们在语音举止中瞧出破绽，事不宜迟，走为上策，举手行了一礼，翻身上马，就要纵马奔驰。 李莫愁轻飘飘的跃出，拦在他马前，说道：“下来，我有话问你。”杨过道：“我知道你要问甚么？你要问我，有没见到一个左腿有些不便的美貌姑娘？可知她带的那本书在哪里？”李莫愁心中一惊，淡淡的道：“是啊，你真聪明。那本书在哪里？”杨过道：“适才我和这个师弟在道旁休息，见那姑娘和三个化子动手。一个化子给那姑娘砍了一刀，但又有两个化子过来，那姑娘不敌，终于给他们擒住……” 李莫愁素来镇定自若，遇上天大的事也是不动声色，但想到陆无双既被丐帮所擒，那本《五毒秘传》势必也落入他们手中，不由得微现焦急之色。 杨过见谎言见效，更加夸大其词：“一个化子从那姑娘怀里掏出一本甚么书来，那姑娘不肯给，却让那化子打了老大一个耳括子。”陆无双向他横了一眼，心道：“好傻蛋，你胡说八道损我，瞧我不收拾你？”杨过明知陆无双心中骇怕，故意问她道：“师弟，你说这岂不叫人生气？那姑娘给几个化子又摸手、又摸脚，吃了好大的亏哪，是不是？”陆无双低垂了头，只得“嗯”了一声。 说到此处，山角后马蹄声响，拥出一队人马，仪仗兵勇，声势甚盛，原来是一队蒙古官兵。其时金国已灭，淮河以北尽属蒙古。李莫愁自不将这些官兵放在眼里，但她急欲查知陆无双的行踪，不想多惹事端，于是避在道旁，只见铁蹄扬尘，百余名蒙古兵将拥着一个官员疾驰而过。那蒙古官员身穿锦袍，腰悬弓箭，骑术甚精，脸容虽瞧不清楚，纵马大跑时的神态却颇为剽悍。 李莫愁待马队过后，举拂尘拂去身上给奔马扬起的灰土。她拂尘每动一下，陆无双的心就剧跳一下，知道这一拂若非拂去尘土，而是落在自己头上，势不免立时脑浆迸裂。 李莫愁拂罢尘土，又问：“后来怎样了？”杨过道：“几个化子掳了那姑娘，向北方去啦。小道路见不平，意欲拦阻，那两个老叫化就留下来跟我打了一架。” 李莫愁点了点头，微微一笑，道：“很好，多谢你啦。我姓李名莫愁，江湖上叫我赤练仙子，也有人叫我赤练魔头。你听见过我的名字么？”杨过摇头道：“我没听见过。姑娘，你这般美貌，真如天仙下凡一样，怎可称为魔头啊？”李莫愁这时已三十来岁，但内功深湛，皮肤雪白粉嫩，脸上没一丝皱纹，望之仍如二十许人。她一生自负美貌，听杨过这般当面奉承，心下自然乐意，拂尘一摆，道：“你跟我说笑，自称是王重阳门人，本该好好叫你吃点苦头再死。既然你还会说话，我就只用这拂尘稍稍教训你一下。” 杨过摇头道：“不成，不成，小道不能平白无端的跟后辈动手。”李莫愁道：“死到临头，还在说笑。我怎么是你的后辈啦？”杨过道：“我师父重阳真人，跟你祖师婆婆是同辈，我岂非长着你一辈？你这么一个年轻貌美的小姑娘，我老人家是不能欺侮你的。”李莫愁浅浅一笑，对洪凌波道：“再将剑借给他。”杨过摇手道：“不成，不成，我……”他话未说完，洪凌波已拔剑出鞘，只听擦的一响，手中拿着的只是个剑柄，剑刃却留在剑鞘之内。她愕然之间，随即醒悟，原来杨过还剑之时暗中使了手脚，将剑刃捏断，但微微留下几分勉强牵连，拔剑时稍一用力，当即断截。 李莫愁脸上变色。杨过道：“本来嘛，我是不能跟后辈的年轻姑娘们动手的，但你既然定要逼我过招，这样罢，我空手接你拂尘三招。咱们把话说明在先，只过三招，只要你接得住，我就放你走路。但三招一过，你却不能再跟我纠缠不清啦。”他知当此情势，不动手是不成的了，但若当真比拚，自然绝不是她对手，索性老气横秋，装出一派前辈模样，再以言语挤兑，要她答应只过三招，不能再发第四招，自己反正是斗她不过，用不用兵刃也是一样，最好她也就此不使那招数厉害之极的拂尘。 李莫愁岂不明白他的用意，心道：“凭你这小子也接得住我三招？”说道：“好啊，老前辈，后辈领教啦。” 杨过道：“不敢……”突然间只见黄影晃动，身前身后都是拂尘的影子。李莫愁这一招“无孔不入”，乃是向敌人周身百骸进攻，虽是一招，其实千头万绪，一招之中包含了数十招，竟是同时点他全身各处大穴。她适才见杨过与两丐交手，剑法精妙，确非庸手，定要在三招之内伤他，倒也不易，是以一上手就使出生平最得意的“三无三不手”来。 这三下招数是她自创，连小龙女也没见过。杨过突然见到，吓了一跳。这一招其实是无可抵挡之招，闪得左边，右边穴道被点，避得前面，后面穴道受伤，只有武功远胜于李莫愁的高手，以狠招正面扑击，才能逼得她回过拂尘自救。杨过自然无此功力，情急之下，突然一个筋斗，头下脚上，运起欧阳锋所授的功夫，经脉逆行，全身穴道尽数封闭，只觉无数穴道上同时微微一麻，立即无事。他身子急转，倒立着飞腿踢出。 李莫愁眼见明明已点中他多处穴道，他居然仍能还击，心中大奇，跟着一招“无所不至”。这一招点的是他周身诸处偏门穴道。杨过以头撑地，伸出左手，伸指戳向她右膝弯“委中穴”。李莫愁更惊，急忙避开，“三无三不手”的第三手“无所不为”立即使出。 这一招不再点穴，专打眼睛、咽喉、小腹、下阴等人身诸般柔软之处，是以叫作“无所不为”，阴狠毒辣，可说已有些无赖意味。当她练此毒招之时，哪想得到世上竟有人动武时会头下脚上，匆忙中一招发出，自是照着平时练得精熟的部位攻击敌人，这一来，攻眼睛的打中了脚背，攻咽喉的打中了小腿，攻小腹的打中了大腿，攻下阴的打中了胸膛，攻其柔虚，逢其坚实，竟然没半点功效。 李莫愁这一惊真是非同小可，她一生中见过不少大阵大仗，武功胜过她的人也曾会过，只是她事先料敌周详，或攻或守，或击或避，均有成竹在胸，却万料不到这小道士竟有如此不可思议的功夫，只一呆之下，杨过突然张口，已咬住了她拂尘的尘尾，一个翻身，直立起来。李莫愁手中一震，竟被他将拂尘夺了过去。 当年二次华山论剑，欧阳锋逆运经脉，一口咬中黄药师的手指，险些送了他的性命。盖逆运经脉之时，口唇运气，一张一合，自然而然会生咬人之意。一人全身诸处之力，均不及齿力厉害，常人可用牙齿咬碎胡桃，而大力士手力再强，亦难握破胡桃坚壳。因此杨过内力虽不及李莫愁远甚，但牙齿一咬住拂尘，竟夺下她用以扬威十余载的兵刃。 这一下变生不测，洪凌波与陆无双同时惊叫，李莫愁虽然惊讶，却丝毫不惧，双掌轻拍，施展赤练神掌，扑上夺他拂尘。她一掌刚要拍出，突然叫道：“咦，是你！你师父呢？”原来杨过脸上涂了泥沙，头下脚上的急转几下，泥沙剥落，露出了半边本来面目。同时洪凌波也已认出了陆无双，叫道：“师父，是师妹啊。”先前陆无双一直不敢与李莫愁、洪凌波正面相对，此时杨过与李莫愁激斗，她凝神观看，忘了侧脸避开洪凌波的眼光。 杨过左足一点，飞身上了李莫
Yang Guo and Lu Wushuang found an inn to stay, ordered food, and were sitting down to eat, suddenly saw a figure flashing at the door, someone came in, seeing Yang and Lu, they turned around immediately.Seeing that the situation was different, Yang Guo chased to the door and saw two people standing in the yard, they were Shen Zhifan and Ji Qingxu who were fighting with Lu Wushuang in Jackal Valley.Erdao drew out his long sword and jumped forward.Yang Guo thought to himself: "Why are you trying to make me feel bad? Are you asking for trouble?" The two Taoist priests approached, but they passed sideways, rushed into the hall, and grabbed Lu Wushuang.At this moment, suddenly there was a ringing of ding ling, ding ling. The ringing of the bell came out of nowhere, and it caught my ears. They were already nearby, and the expressions of the two Taoist priests changed drastically. They glanced at each other, then hurriedly retreated to the first room in the west, closed the door with a bang, and never came out again.Yang Guo thought to himself: "The stinky Taoist priest probably suffered from that Li Mochou, and he was so frightened." Lu Wushuang said in a low voice: "My master has caught up to you, idiot, what do you think?" Yang Guo said: "What should I do? Just hide!" Just as he stretched out his hand to help her, the bell suddenly stopped at the door of the inn. Stop, just listen to Li Mochou's voice saying: "You go up to the house and guard it." Hong Lingbo agreed, and with a swish, he went up to the roof.Then I heard the shopkeeper say: "Xianggu, your old man lives in the store... Ouch, I..." With a puff, I fell to the ground without making a sound.How did he know that Li Mochou hated people mentioning the word "old" in front of her the most, let alone calling her an "old man" in person?The whisk was swung out, and the shopkeeper, his old man, was killed immediately.She asked the shop waiter: "There is a lame girl, where does she live?" The shop waiter was already frightened out of his wits, and only said, "I...I..." She couldn't answer a word.Li Mochou kicked him away with her left foot, and kicked open the door of the first room in the west with her right foot, and went in to check, it was where Shen Ji Erdao lived. Yang Guo thought: "I have to sneak out through the back door, although Hong Lingbo will definitely see her, but don't be afraid of her." He said in a low voice, "Daughter-in-law, run for your life with me." Lu Wushuang rolled his eyes at him, stood up and thought Thinking that if he escaped with his life again, God really thinks highly of him. As soon as the two turned around, a guest at a square table in the east corner stood up, approached Yang and Lu, and said in a low voice: "I'll try to lure the enemy away, and try to escape quickly." Sitting in the dark, Yang Lu didn't pay attention to his face.When he spoke, his face was turned away, and he had just finished speaking, and he had already walked out of the gate, only his back was seen.The man was not tall and wore a loose green cloth robe. Yang and Lu only looked at each other, when they suddenly heard the ringing of the bell, and it rang straight to the north.Hong Lingbo shouted: "Master, someone is stealing a donkey." With a flash of yellow shadow, Li Mochou jumped out of the room and chased out the door.Lu Wushuang said: "Let's go!" Yang Guo thought to himself: "Li Mochou's light kung fu is extremely fast, she can catch up to this person in an instant, and come back in a blink of an eye. I have carried Miss Lu on my back, and I can't walk fast, so it's still hard to get away." Broke into the first room in the west. I saw Shen Zhifan and Ji Qingxu sitting on the edge of the kang, the panic on their faces still persisted, they couldn't stand it for a moment, Yang Guo didn't allow the two to stand up and ask questions, he rushed up and waved his fingers, knocking them down, calling Said: "Daughter-in-law, come in." Lu Wushuang walked into the room.Yang Guo closed the door and said, "Take off your clothes!" Lu Wushuang blushed and spat, "You idiot, what nonsense are you talking about?" Then he took off Shen Zhifan's Taoist robe and put it on again, except for his Taoist crown, and put it on his head.Lu Wushuang came to his senses immediately, and said: "Okay, let's pretend to be a Taoist priest to trick Master." He reached out to unbutton his clothes, his face flushed again, and kicked Ji Qingxu, saying: "Close your eyes, dead Taoist priest!" !" Ji Qingxu and Shen Zhifan couldn't move their limbs instead of their facial features, so they immediately closed their eyes, how dare they look at her? Lu Wushuang said again: "You idiot, turn around, don't watch me change clothes." Yang Guo laughed and said, "What are you afraid of? Didn't I watch it when I set your bones?" Deng Jue was too frivolous and rascal, so he couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed.Lu Wushuang raised her brows tightly and slapped her backhand. As long as Yang Guo lowered his head, he easily dodged it immediately, but he lost his mind for a moment, lost his mind in a daze, he slapped him hard, and the blow hit him hard on the left cheek.Lu Wushuang never expected that this palm would hit, and it was not light, so she was stunned, apologetic, and said with a smile: "Idiot, did it hurt you? Who told you to talk nonsense?" Yang Guo caressed his cheek, smiled, and turned around immediately.Lu Wushuang put on his Taoist robe and said with a smile, "Look! Do I look like a little Taoist priest?" Yang Guo said, "I don't see it, I don't know." Lu Wushuang said, "You idiot, turn around." Yang Guo said Looking back, she saw that the Taoist robe on her body was loose and loose, making her even more slender. Just as she was about to speak, Lu Wushuang suddenly let out a low cry and pointed at the kang, and saw a Taoist head protruding from the quilt on the kang It was Pi Qingxuan who had several fingers chopped off by her in Jackal Valley.It turned out that he had been lying on the kang to recuperate, when he saw Lu Wushuang entered the room, he immediately shrank into the blanket.Yang and Lu were so busy changing their clothes that they didn't pay attention.Lu Wushuang said: "He...he..." wanted to say "he peeked at me changing clothes" but felt it was inconvenient to say it. At this moment, the donkey bell rang again.Yang Guo had heard it a few times, and knew that the donkey had been captured by Li Mochou, when the man in green shirt rode out riding the donkey, the ringing of the bells was disorderly, when Li Mochou was riding the donkey, although the donkey was running fast, the ringing of the bells was slow and steady.In a flash, he lifted Pi Qingxuan, closed his acupuncture points, opened the door of the kang, and stuffed him into the bottom of the kang.It is cold in the north, and the bottom of the kang is warmed by burning a fire in winter nights. At this time, the weather is still warm, and there is no need to burn a fire at the bottom of the kang, but the inside is full of soot and black charcoal. Once Pi Qingxuan was stuffed, his head and face were covered with dust. The bell suddenly stopped, and Li Mochou had already arrived at the door of the inn.Yang Guo said to Lu Wushuang, "Go to sleep on the kang." Lu Wushuang frowned and said, "The stinky Taoist has slept on it, and it's so dirty, how can he sleep?" Yang Guo said, "You can do whatever you want!" Pushing Shen Zhifan into the bottom of the kang, he untied Ji Qingxu's acupoints.Although Lu Wushuang felt that the quilt was dirty, but remembered Master's ruthless methods, so he got on the kang and faced the inner bed.Just after sleeping well, Li Mochou kicked open the door and came to search for the second time.Yang Guo was holding a teacup, drinking tea with his head down, but his left hand was pressing down on Ji Qingxu's Achilles' heel.Li Mochou saw that there were still three Taoist priests in the room, and Ji Qingxu's face was ashen, and she was in a state of confusion, so she smiled and went to search the second room.When she came to search for the first time, she had carefully looked at the faces of the three Taoists. She was afraid that Lu Wushuang was disguised, so she didn't look at them again when she came to search for the second time. That night, Li Mochou and Hong Lingbo's master and apprentice searched all over the town, making every family restless.Yang Guo and Lu Wushuang lay on the kang safely and peacefully, smelling the sweet scent of a girl on her body, he couldn't help being happy.Lu Wushuang's mind was full of thoughts, but she felt that Yang Guo was extremely weird, if he was said to be a fool, he seemed extremely smart, if he was said to be smart, he was always insane.She lay down and didn't dare to move, thinking that the idiot would definitely reach out and hug her, how could it be better then?After a long time, Yang Guo didn't move at all, instead he felt slightly disappointed, smelling the strong manly breath on his body, he was overwhelmed and couldn't help himself, after a long time, he fell asleep in a daze. When Yang Guo woke up, the sky was already pale, seeing Ji Qingxu lying on the table and still asleep, Lu Wushuang's breath was soft, his cheeks were flushed, two thin red lips were slightly upturned, he couldn't help but feel agitated, secretly said: " If I kissed her lightly, she would never know." The young man has never been close to a woman before, and at the moment when the sun is rising, it is the time when the lust is at its peak, thinking of the beauty of her breasts at the time of bone setting, it is even more irresistible Stopped, stretched out his head to kiss her lips.Before touching it, she smelled the sweetness for a while, and couldn't help but feel a surge in her heart, and the blood rushed straight up, but she saw her eyebrows slightly frowned, as if she felt the pain of the broken bone in her sleep.Seeing this appearance, Yang Guo immediately thought of Xiao Longnu, and then remembered the oath she made to himself: "I only have my aunt in my heart for the rest of my life, if I change my mind, I don't need my aunt to kill me, I will kill myself immediately." Cold sweat broke out all over his body, he patted himself twice immediately, slapped himself hard twice, and jumped off the kang. Lu Wushuang also woke up with a start, opened his eyes and asked, "Stupid, what are you doing?" Yang Guo was feeling ashamed, and said vaguely, "It's nothing? A mosquito bit my face." Lu Wushuang remembered I slept with him all night, and suddenly my face flushed, I lowered my head, and said softly: "Idiot, idiot!" There was a lot of tenderness in the voice. After a while, she raised her head and asked, "Fool, how can you master the beauties of my ancient tomb sect?" Come and teach me a trick, and I'll do it." Lu Wushuang gave a piss, but she wouldn't say anything even if she asked again, and was about to turn the subject to say something else when she heard Li Mochou's donkey's bell ringing, Heading to the northwest, but turned back to search the same way, she expected that the "Secret of the Five Poisons" had fallen into Lu Wu's hands, and if it was too late to recover it, it would be more dangerous, so she didn't dare for a moment. After a delay, when it was getting dark, we set off on a donkey. Yang Guo said: "She looked back and didn't see us, but she will come again. It's a pity that you are injured and can't be shaken, otherwise we have stolen two fine horses and galloped for a day and a night, how can she catch up?" Lu Wushuang Angrily said: "You are not injured, why don't you steal a fine horse and gallop for a day and a night?" Yang Guo thought to himself: "This girl is really narrow-minded. If I say something casually, she will get angry." I just love to see her angry expression, but provoked her: "If you hadn't begged me to be sent to Jiangnan, I would have gone already." Lu Wushuang said angrily, "Go, go! Idiot, I saw you Just get angry, I would rather die by myself." Yang Guo laughed and said, "Hey, I can't bear to let you die." He was afraid that Lu Wushuang would be really angry and shake his bones, so he left the room with a smile, borrowed a pen and inkstone from the counter, returned to the room, melted the ink in the water basin, soaked the ink with both hands, and suddenly wiped it on Lu Wushuang's face. Wushuang face. Lu Wushuang was unprepared, took out a handkerchief to wipe it off, and kept cursing, "You idiot, you idiot." Yang Guo took out a large handful of coal ash from the kang, mixed it with water and smeared it on his face, His face was suddenly bumpy, as if it was full of pimples.She immediately realized: "Although I have changed into a Taoist attire, my face has not changed. If Master catches up with me, how can she be ignorant?" She then applied light ink evenly on her face.Girls love beauty by nature. Although they paint their cheeks black, they still have plastic surgery as if they were applying makeup and powder. After the two men's modifications were completed, Yang Guo stretched his feet under the kang and kicked away the acupuncture points of the two Taoists.Seeing that he didn't even look at him, Lu Wushuang kicked a few times at will, the two Taoists immediately groaned, secretly admiring him: "This idiot's martial arts are ten times better than mine." But the admiration was not shown in the slightest , still calling him a fool, as if he didn't take him seriously. Yang went to the city and wanted to hire a big cart, but the town was too small to hire a cart, so he had to buy two rotten horses.Today, Lu Wushuang's injury has been relieved, and the two of them each rode a horse, and walked southeast slowly. After walking for more than an hour, Yang Guo was afraid that she would not be able to support her, so he helped her off the horse and sat on a stone beside the road to rest.He remembered that he had meaned Lu Wushuang this morning, and it was okay to be mean to her, but I am so sorry to my aunt, I am such a big bastard, and I am deeply blaming myself, Lu Wushuang suddenly said: "Stupid, why don't you?" Talk to me?" Yang Guo smiled and didn't answer, suddenly thought of something, and shouted: "Oh, no, I'm so confused." Lu Wushuang said: "You are stupid!" Yang Guo said: "Let's change our appearance, then The three Taoists have seen it all, if you tell your master about it, wouldn't it be bad?" Lu Wushuang smiled and said: "Those three stinky Taoists rode past before, and they rushed to us long ago. Master is still behind. You idiot lost your mind, and you don’t know what you are thinking, but you didn’t see it.” Yang Guo said "ah" and smiled at her.Lu Wushuang felt that there seemed to be a deep meaning in his smile, and when he thought of the words in his own words "I don't know what to think when I'm lost", I couldn't help but blush.At this moment, a horse suddenly neighed.Lu Wushuang turned around and saw two old beggars walking side by side at the corner of the road.
When Yang Guo saw the corner of the mountain, there were two other people who shrank back as soon as they poked their heads. It was Shen Zhifan and Ji Qingxu, and he understood: "So these three stinky Taoist priests went to inform the Beggar Gang, saying that we have changed our Taoist attire." At that moment, he cupped his hands and said: "You two beggars, you beg for rice and beg for all directions, but you are poor for alms, but today you are asked to give alms." A beggar said in a voice like Hong Zhong, "You just shaved your head. , pretending to be a monk and nun, you can never escape our eyes and ears. Don't pretend to be stupid, be straightforward, and come with us to judge before the law enforcement elders." Yang Guo thought to himself: "These two old beggars carry eight Budai, I'm afraid martial arts are really good." Those two are the old beggars with eight bags in the beggar gang, seeing that both Yang and Lu are teenagers under twenty years old, they actually defeated four four-bag disciples and three bags in a row.名五袋弟子，料想这中间定然另有古怪。 双方均自迟疑之际，西北方金铃响起，玎玲，玎玲，轻快流动，抑扬悦耳。陆无双暗想：“糟了，糟了。我虽改了容貌装束，偏巧此时又撞到这两个死鬼化子，给他们一揭穿，怎么能脱得师父的毒手？唉，当真运气太坏，魔劫重重，偏有这么多人吃饱了饭没事干，尽是找上了我，缠个没了没完。” 片刻之间，铃声更加近了。杨过心想：“这李莫愁我是打不过的，只有赶快向前夺路逃走。”说道：“两位不肯化缘，也不打紧，就请让路罢。”说着大踏步向前走去。两个化子见他脚下虚浮，似乎丝毫不懂武功，各伸右手抓去。杨过右掌劈出，与两人手掌相撞，三只手掌略一凝持，各自退了三步。这两名八袋老丐练功数十年，均是内力深湛，在江湖上已是少逢敌手，要论武功底子，实是远胜杨过，只是论到招数的奇巧奥妙，却又不及。杨过借力打力，将二人掌力化解了，但要就此闯过，却也不能。三人心中各自暗惊。 就在此时，李莫愁师徒已然赶到。洪凌波叫道：“喂，叫化儿，小道士，瞧见一个跛脚姑娘过去没有？”两个老丐在武林中行辈甚高，听洪凌波如此询问，心中有气，只是丐帮帮规严峻，绝不许帮众任意与外人争吵，二人顺口答道：“没瞧见！”李莫愁眼光锐利，见了杨陆二人的背影，心下微微起疑：“这二人似乎曾在哪里见过。”又见四人相对而立，剑拔弩张的便要动武，心想在旁瞧个热闹再说。 杨过斜眼微睨，见她脸现浅笑，袖手观斗，心念一动：“有了，如此这般，就可去了她的疑心。”转身走到洪凌波跟前，打个问讯，嘶哑着嗓子说道：“道友请了。”洪凌波以道家礼节还礼。杨过道：“小道路过此处，给两个恶丐平白无端的拦住，定要动武。小道未携兵刃，请道友瞧在老君面上，相借宝剑一用。”说罢又是深深一躬。洪凌波见他脸上凹凹凸凸，又黑又丑，但神态谦恭，兼之提到道家之祖的太上老君，似乎不便拒却，于是拔出长剑，眼望师父，见她点头示可，便倒转剑柄，递了过去。杨过躬身谢了，接过长剑，剑尖指地，说道：“小道若是不敌，还请道友念在道家一派，赐与援手。”洪凌波皱眉哼了一声，却不答话。 杨过转过身来，大声向陆无双道：“师弟，你站在一旁瞧着，不必动手，教他丐帮的化子们见识见识我全真教门下的手段。”李莫愁一凛：“原来这两个小道士是全真教的。可是全真教跟丐帮素来交好，怎地两派门人却闹将起来？”杨过生怕两个老丐喝骂出来，揭破了陆无双的秘密，挺剑抢上，叫道：“来来来，我一个斗你们两个。”陆无双却大为担忧：“傻蛋不知我师父曾与全真教的道士大小十余战，全真派的武功有哪一招一式逃得过她的眼去？天下道教派别多着，正乙、大道、太一，甚么都好冒充，怎地偏偏指明了全真教？” 两个老丐听他说道“全真教门下”五字，都是一惊，齐声喝道：“你当真是全真派门人？你和那……” 杨过哪容他们提到陆无双，长剑刺出，分攻两人胸口小腹，正是全真嫡传剑法。两个老丐辈份甚高，决不愿合力斗他一个后辈，但杨过这一招来得奇快，不得不同时举棒招架。铁棒刚举，杨过长剑已从铁棒空隙中穿了过去，仍是疾刺二人胸口。两个老丐万料不到他剑法如此迅捷，急忙后退。杨过毫不容情，着着进逼，片刻之间，已连刺二九一十八剑，每一剑都是一分为二，刺出时只有一招，手腕抖处，剑招却分而为二。这是全真派上乘武功中的“一气化三清”剑术，每一招均可化为三招，杨过每一剑刺出，两个老丐就倒退三步，这一十八剑刺过，两个老丐竟然一招也还不了手，一共倒退了五十四步。玉女心经的武功专用以克制全真派，杨过未练玉女心经，先练全真武功，只是练得并不精纯，“一气化三清”是化不来的，“化二清”倒也化得似模似样。 李莫愁见小道士剑法精奇，不禁暗惊，心道：“无怪全真教名头这等响亮，果然是人才辈出，这人再过十年，我哪里还能是他对手？看来全真教的掌教，日后定要落在这小道人身上。”她若跟杨过动手，数招之间便能知他的全真剑法似是而非，底子其实是古墓派功夫，但外表看来，却是真伪难辨。杨过从赵志敬处得到全真派功夫的歌诀，此后曾加修习，因此他的全真派武功却也不是全盘冒充。洪凌波与陆无双自然更加瞧得神驰目眩。 杨过心想：“我若手下稍缓，让两个老叫化一开口说话，那就凶多吉少。”这一十八剑刺过，长剑急抖，却已抢到了二丐身后，又是一剑化为两招刺出。二丐急忙转身招架，杨过不容他们铁棒与长剑相碰，晃身闪到二丐背后，两丐急忙转身，杨过又已抢到他们背后。他自知若凭真实功夫，莫说以一敌二，就是一个化子也抵敌不过，是以回旋急转，一味施展轻功绕着二丐兜圈。 全真派每个门人武功练到适当火候，就须练这轻功，以便他日练“天罡北斗阵”时抢位之用。杨过此时步伐虽是全真派武功，但呼吸运气，使的却是“玉女心经”中的心法。古墓派轻功乃天下之最，他这一起脚，两名丐帮高手竟然跟随不上，但见他急奔如电，白光闪处，长剑连刺。若是他当真要伤二人性命，二十个化子也都杀了。二丐身子急转，抡棒防卫要害，此时已顾不得抵挡来招，只是尽力守护，凭老天爷的慈悲了。 如此急转了数十圈，二丐已累得头晕眼花，脚步踉跄，眼见就要晕倒。李莫愁笑道：“喂，丐帮的朋友，我教你们个法儿，两个人背靠背站着，那就不用转啦。”这一提醒，二丐大喜，正要依法施为，杨过心想：“不好！给他们这么一来，我可要输。”当下不再转身移位，一招两式，分刺二丐后心。 二丐只听得背后风声劲急，不及回棒招架，急忙向前迈了一步，足刚着地，背后剑招便到，大惊之下，只得提气急奔。哪知杨过的剑尖直如影子一般，不论两人跑得如何迅捷，剑招始终是在他两人背后晃动。二丐脚步稍慢，背上肌肉就被剑尖刺得剧痛。二丐心知杨过并无相害之意，否则手上微一加劲，剑尖上前一尺，刃锋岂不穿胸而过？但脚下始终不敢有丝毫停留。三人都是发力狂奔，片刻间已奔出两里有余，将李莫愁等远远抛在后面。 杨过突然足下加劲，抢在二丐前头，笑嘻嘻的道：“慢慢走啊，小心摔交！”二丐不约而同的双棒齐出。杨过左手一伸，已抓住一根铁棒，同时右手长剑平着剑刃，搭在另一根铁棒上向左推挤，左掌张处，两根铁棒一齐握住。二丐惊觉不妙，急忙运劲里夺。杨过功力不及对方，哪肯与他们硬拚，长剑顺着铁棒直划下去。二丐若不放手，八根手指立时削断，只得撒棒后跃，脸上神色极是尴尬，斗是斗不过，就此逃走，却又未免丢人太甚。 杨过说道：“敝教与贵帮素来交好，两位千万不可信了旁人挑拨。怨有头，债有主，古墓派的赤练仙子李莫愁明明在此，两位何不找她去？”二丐并不识得李莫愁，但素知她的厉害，听了杨过之言，心中一凛，齐声道：“此话当真？”杨过道：“我干么相欺？小道也是给这魔头逼得走投无路，这才与两位动手。”说到此处，双手捧起铁棒，恭恭敬敬的还了二丐，又道：“那赤练仙子随身携带之物天下闻名，两位难道不知么？”一个老丐恍然而悟，说道：“啊，是了，她手中拿着拂尘，花驴上系有金铃。那个穿黄衫的就是她了？”杨过笑道：“不错，不错。用银弧飞刀伤了贵帮弟子的那个姑娘，就是李莫愁的弟子……”微一沉吟，又道：“就只怕……不行，不行……”那声若洪钟的老丐性子甚是急躁，忙问：“怕甚么？”杨过道：“不行，不行。”那丐急道：“不行甚么？”杨过道：“想那李莫愁横行天下，江湖上人物个个闻名丧胆，贵帮虽然厉害，却没一个是她的敌手。既然伤了贵帮朋友的是她弟子，那也只好罢休。” 那老丐给他激得哇哇大叫，拖起铁棒，说道：“哼，管她甚么赤练仙子、黑练仙子，今日非去斗斗她不可！”说着就要往来路奔回。另一个老丐却甚为持重，心想我二人连眼前这个小道人也斗不过，还去惹那赤练仙子，岂非白白送死？当下拉住他手臂，道：“也不须急在一时，咱们回去从长计议。”向杨过一拱手，说道：“请教道友高姓大名。”杨过笑道：“小道姓萨，名叫华滋。后会有期。”打个问讯，回头便走。 两丐喃喃自语：“萨华滋，萨华滋？可没听过他的名头，此人年纪轻轻，武功居然如此了得……”一丐突然跳了起来，骂道：“直娘贼，狗厮鸟！”另丐问道：“甚么？”那丐道：“他名叫萨华滋，那是杀化子啊，给这小贼道骂了还不知道。”两丐破口大骂，却也不敢回去寻他算帐。 杨过心中暗笑，生怕陆无双有失，急忙回转，只见陆无双骑在马上，不住向这边张望，显是等得焦急异常。她一见杨过，脸有喜色，忙催马迎了上来，低声道：“傻蛋，你好，你撇下我啦。” 杨过一笑，双手横捧长剑，拿剑柄递到洪凌波面前，躬身行礼，道：“多谢借剑。”洪凌波伸手接过。杨过正要转身，李莫愁忽道：“且慢。”她见这小道士武艺了得，心想留下此人，必为他日之患，乘他此时武功不及自己，随手除掉了事。 杨过一听“且慢”二字，已知不妙，当下将长剑又递前数寸，放在洪凌波手中，随即撒手离剑。洪凌波只得抓住剑柄，笑道：“小道人，你武功好得很啊。” 李莫愁本欲激他动手，将他一拂尘击毙，但他手中没了兵刃，自己是何等身分，那是不能用兵刃伤他的了，于是将拂尘往后领中一插，问道：“你是全真七子哪一个的门下？” 杨过笑道：“我是王重阳的弟子。”他对全真诸道均无好感，心中没半点尊敬之意，丘处机虽相待不错，但与之共处时刻甚暂，临别时又给他狠狠的教训了一顿，固也明白他并无恶意，心下却总不愤，至于郝大通、赵志敬等，那更是想起来就咬牙切齿。他在古墓中学练王重阳当年亲手所刻的九阴真经要诀，若说是他的弟子，勉强也说得上。但照他的年纪，只能是赵志敬、尹志平辈的徒儿，李莫愁见他武功不弱，才问他是全真七子哪一个的门人，实已抬举了他。杨过若是随口答一个丘处机、王处一的名字，李莫愁倒也信了。但他不肯比杀死孙婆婆的郝大通矮着一辈，便抬出王重阳来。重阳真人是全真教创教祖师，生平只收七个弟子，武林中众所周知，这小道人降生之日，重阳真人早已不在人世了。 李莫愁心道：“你这小丑八怪不知天高地厚，也不知我是谁，在我面前胆敢捣鬼。”转念一想：“全真教士哪敢随口拿祖师爷说笑？又怎敢口称'王重阳'三字？但他若非全真弟子，怎地武功招式又明明是全真派的？” 杨过见她脸上虽然仍是笑吟吟地，但眉间微蹙，正自沉吟，心想自己当日扮了乡童，跟洪凌波闹了好一阵，在古墓中又和她们师徒数度交手，别给她们在语音举止中瞧出破绽，事不宜迟，走为上策，举手行了一礼，翻身上马，就要纵马奔驰。 李莫愁轻飘飘的跃出，拦在他马前，说道：“下来，我有话问你。”杨过道：“我知道你要问甚么？你要问我，有没见到一个左腿有些不便的美貌姑娘？可知她带的那本书在哪里？”李莫愁心中一惊，淡淡的道：“是啊，你真聪明。那本书在哪里？”杨过道：“适才我和这个师弟在道旁休息，见那姑娘和三个化子动手。一个化子给那姑娘砍了一刀，但又有两个化子过来，那姑娘不敌，终于给他们擒住……” 李莫愁素来镇定自若，遇上天大的事也是不动声色，但想到陆无双既被丐帮所擒，那本《五毒秘传》势必也落入他们手中，不由得微现焦急之色。 杨过见谎言见效，更加夸大其词：“一个化子从那姑娘怀里掏出一本甚么书来，那姑娘不肯给，却让那化子打了老大一个耳括子。”陆无双向他横了一眼，心道：“好傻蛋，你胡说八道损我，瞧我不收拾你？”杨过明知陆无双心中骇怕，故意问她道：“师弟，你说这岂不叫人生气？那姑娘给几个化子又摸手、又摸脚，吃了好大的亏哪，是不是？”陆无双低垂了头，只得“嗯”了一声。 说到此处，山角后马蹄声响，拥出一队人马，仪仗兵勇，声势甚盛，原来是一队蒙古官兵。其时金国已灭，淮河以北尽属蒙古。李莫愁自不将这些官兵放在眼里，但她急欲查知陆无双的行踪，不想多惹事端，于是避在道旁，只见铁蹄扬尘，百余名蒙古兵将拥着一个官员疾驰而过。那蒙古官员身穿锦袍，腰悬弓箭，骑术甚精，脸容虽瞧不清楚，纵马大跑时的神态却颇为剽悍。 李莫愁待马队过后，举拂尘拂去身上给奔马扬起的灰土。她拂尘每动一下，陆无双的心就剧跳一下，知道这一拂若非拂去尘土，而是落在自己头上，势不免立时脑浆迸裂。 李莫愁拂罢尘土，又问：“后来怎样了？”杨过道：“几个化子掳了那姑娘，向北方去啦。小道路见不平，意欲拦阻，那两个老叫化就留下来跟我打了一架。” 李莫愁点了点头，微微一笑，道：“很好，多谢你啦。我姓李名莫愁，江湖上叫我赤练仙子，也有人叫我赤练魔头。你听见过我的名字么？”杨过摇头道：“我没听见过。姑娘，你这般美貌，真如天仙下凡一样，怎可称为魔头啊？”李莫愁这时已三十来岁，但内功深湛，皮肤雪白粉嫩，脸上没一丝皱纹，望之仍如二十许人。她一生自负美貌，听杨过这般当面奉承，心下自然乐意，拂尘一摆，道：“你跟我说笑，自称是王重阳门人，本该好好叫你吃点苦头再死。既然你还会说话，我就只用这拂尘稍稍教训你一下。” 杨过摇头道：“不成，不成，小道不能平白无端的跟后辈动手。”李莫愁道：“死到临头，还在说笑。我怎么是你的后辈啦？”杨过道：“我师父重阳真人，跟你祖师婆婆是同辈，我岂非长着你一辈？你这么一个年轻貌美的小姑娘，我老人家是不能欺侮你的。”李莫愁浅浅一笑，对洪凌波道：“再将剑借给他。”杨过摇手道：“不成，不成，我……”他话未说完，洪凌波已拔剑出鞘，只听擦的一响，手中拿着的只是个剑柄，剑刃却留在剑鞘之内。她愕然之间，随即醒悟，原来杨过还剑之时暗中使了手脚，将剑刃捏断，但微微留下几分勉强牵连，拔剑时稍一用力，当即断截。 李莫愁脸上变色。杨过道：“本来嘛，我是不能跟后辈的年轻姑娘们动手的，但你既然定要逼我过招，这样罢，我空手接你拂尘三招。咱们把话说明在先，只过三招，只要你接得住，我就放你走路。但三招一过，你却不能再跟我纠缠不清啦。”他知当此情势，不动手是不成的了，但若当真比拚，自然绝不是她对手，索性老气横秋，装出一派前辈模样，再以言语挤兑，要她答应只过三招，不能再发第四招，自己反正是斗她不过，用不用兵刃也是一样，最好她也就此不使那招数厉害之极的拂尘。 李莫愁岂不明白他的用意，心道：“凭你这小子也接得住我三招？”说道：“好啊，老前辈，后辈领教啦。” 杨过道：“不敢……”突然间只见黄影晃动，身前身后都是拂尘的影子。李莫愁这一招“无孔不入”，乃是向敌人周身百骸进攻，虽是一招，其实千头万绪，一招之中包含了数十招，竟是同时点他全身各处大穴。她适才见杨过与两丐交手，剑法精妙，确非庸手，定要在三招之内伤他，倒也不易，是以一上手就使出生平最得意的“三无三不手”来。 这三下招数是她自创，连小龙女也没见过。杨过突然见到，吓了一跳。这一招其实是无可抵挡之招，闪得左边，右边穴道被点，避得前面，后面穴道受伤，只有武功远胜于李莫愁的高手，以狠招正面扑击，才能逼得她回过拂尘自救。杨过自然无此功力，情急之下，突然一个筋斗，头下脚上，运起欧阳锋所授的功夫，经脉逆行，全身穴道尽数封闭，只觉无数穴道上同时微微一麻，立即无事。他身子急转，倒立着飞腿踢出。 李莫愁眼见明明已点中他多处穴道，他居然仍能还击，心中大奇，跟着一招“无所不至”。这一招点的是他周身诸处偏门穴道。杨过以头撑地，伸出左手，伸指戳向她右膝弯“委中穴”。李莫愁更惊，急忙避开，“三无三不手”的第三手“无所不为”立即使出。 这一招不再点穴，专打眼睛、咽喉、小腹、下阴等人身诸般柔软之处，是以叫作“无所不为”，阴狠毒辣，可说已有些无赖意味。当她练此毒招之时，哪想得到世上竟有人动武时会头下脚上，匆忙中一招发出，自是照着平时练得精熟的部位攻击敌人，这一来，攻眼睛的打中了脚背，攻咽喉的打中了小腿，攻小腹的打中了大腿，攻下阴的打中了胸膛，攻其柔虚，逢其坚实，竟然没半点功效。 李莫愁这一惊真是非同小可，她一生中见过不少大阵大仗，武功胜过她的人也曾会过，只是她事先料敌周详，或攻或守，或击或避，均有成竹在胸，却万料不到这小道士竟有如此不可思议的功夫，只一呆之下，杨过突然张口，已咬住了她拂尘的尘尾，一个翻身，直立起来。李莫愁手中一震，竟被他将拂尘夺了过去。 当年二次华山论剑，欧阳锋逆运经脉，一口咬中黄药师的手指，险些送了他的性命。盖逆运经脉之时，口唇运气，一张一合，自然而然会生咬人之意。一人全身诸处之力，均不及齿力厉害，常人可用牙齿咬碎胡桃，而大力士手力再强，亦难握破胡桃坚壳。因此杨过内力虽不及李莫愁远甚，但牙齿一咬住拂尘，竟夺下她用以扬威十余载的兵刃。 这一下变生不测，洪凌波与陆无双同时惊叫，李莫愁虽然惊讶，却丝毫不惧，双掌轻拍，施展赤练神掌，扑上夺他拂尘。她一掌刚要拍出，突然叫道：“咦，是你！你师父呢？”原来杨过脸上涂了泥沙，头下脚上的急转几下，泥沙剥落，露出了半边本来面目。同时洪凌波也已认出了陆无双，叫道：“师父，是师妹啊。”先前陆无双一直不敢与李莫愁、洪凌波正面相对，此时杨过与李莫愁激斗，她凝神观看，忘了侧脸避开洪凌波的眼光。 杨过左足一点，飞身上了李莫