The horseshoe splashed, and a few petals of apricot blossomed. Duan Qingyi said that Yingge Chacha is Jiangnan. I rode a jade horse swaggering through the market, a little water chestnut mole on my forehead, as bright as a star, melted in the spring breeze in March.I casually kicked my short boots, which were embroidered with a few clusters of old ice plums, and smiled at the blooming flowers on Yanlong in the south of the Yangtze River.Duan Qingyi's Jiangnan style of Yingying and Yanyan didn't attract my attention too much. After all, in essence, I am a thief, I don't care about Fengyue, what I care about is which trophies will fall into my hands; which trophies are worthless, and stealing them is tantamount to wasting my precious technology.

The jade horse under my crotch is one of my trophies. Two days ago, at the Moon Worship Temple Fragrance Fair, I got it from a handsome white-clothed young man from Yiyuan.The reason why I say "looks handsome" is because I haven't been able to go up close to research, but according to my years of accumulated experience in the world, many animals like men are "colorful when viewed from a distance, but pale when viewed up close." of. A group of servants under the idiot in white even chased the horse's ass for a long time.The servant in the head, at first glance, knew that he was from Earth, but looking at his face, it was clear that he was a visitor from outside the sky.I was so frightened by this new species that my face paled. I was so nervous that I took off one of my short boots and threw it out.

To say that my dart throwing skills are really not ordinary, but this time, the short boots were well-deserved, bang——I knocked this person to the ground.If I had known this earlier, I would have made all the previous darts into the shape of boots.The servants behind him didn't learn their lesson because of this, they still chased him madly.Alas, according to their IQ, they simply cannot understand that it is impossible to run with two legs better than four. On the other hand, the young man in white was so calm, he didn't blink his eyelids, he was still flirting with a certain boudoir beauty who had just met at the moon worship temple incense party, flirting with each other.With a carefree look, he didn't take the horse to heart at all.

From this point of view, I am still a good person who replaced the unscrupulous owner for this horse.While on horseback, I also thought about a very practical question, that is, there are many heroes in the Jianghu who like to dress in white clothes. They think that this is a dusty look, but in fact, it is very rustic and not fashionable at all.The scariest thing is that some "old men" are just dressed in white.They thought that if the old cucumber was painted green, they could get away with it.Little did they know that their outfits, coupled with their slightly weathered faces, even if they were not like Bai Wuchang in hell, they looked like they had just returned from a funeral.

In addition, when I was a thief for the first time, the thing I stole was a white shirt worn by a middle-aged fat man who was a guest in our Jiaopu.Speaking of Jiaopu, I have to add a little bit, that is, although Jiaopu is small, strangers often come here to stroll around; if strangers come more often, it doesn't feel weird anymore.In fact, I never thought any of these strangers were weird, because as long as you have stayed in Jiaopu, you have come into contact with a bead who always flies over the eaves and walls and loves to peek at other people's baths; Master Liu who has been picked off and stuck all over his head; even if it is Liu Tudou, the kind of melon in Jiaopu, or even the most inconspicuous landguard Wu Zhengfu, Jiang Hulangzhong Jiang Xiazi, you know what is changing with each passing day, and the stars are changing; Among all kinds of people like Pu, it was nothing more than ordinary.

Continue to talk about the middle-aged fat man whose white clothes I stole. Unexpectedly, the next day, the middle-aged fat man was wearing another set of white clothes and swayed on the rice paddies in Jiaopu, drinking wine in the wind, like a jade tree.When I saw it, I was annoyed.How can you tarnish the stalwart image of the word "Yushu Linfeng" in my heart?So, I continued to work hard, persevered, fought for a long time, and stole him eighteen times in a row. When I looked at the eighteenth set of white clothes, I thought to myself, I would bring so many clothes on a long trip, could this kid be a clothes seller?Damn, it's a clothes seller, now you should wear other colors when you're at your wit's end, right?

In order to celebrate the moment of this revolutionary victory, I specially took two sweet potatoes for lunch early in the morning and ran to the inn where he stayed for a while.As a result, this fat brother, wearing his only white underpants on his lower body and the white bed sheet of the inn on his upper body, walked out on the street with an angry face when the sun was rising.His "white" paranoia was so frightened that I dropped the "pia" on the ground before I ate the two sweet potatoes, smashing two big holes. Later, the elder brother of the fat man in white was tied up by Wu Zhengfu, the land protector of Jiaopu, to our Huanghua County government office, saying that it was because the middle-aged fat man was disheveled and disrupted public order; his ugly body polluted the social environment.

Ma Lanhua, that is, the fat man, whose name I learned later, after serving his sentence and being released, ran out of Huanghua County crying madly, holding the Lanhua fingers and pulling out the sword around his waist, shouting: Heaven is jealous of Lanyan! Then, leave. Within half a month, this gentleman (according to my guess, it was the fat man in white) spread the news of his misfortune throughout the world.Therefore, the word "Jiaopu" became the endorsement of "den of thieves", and was even misrepresented as: all people steal. However, after I wandered the rivers and lakes for a long time, I realized that Malanhua was not paranoid about white, but that he was just wearing hemp and filial piety during those days. It was wasted.

Because of the rumors of the gray tone in Jiaopu Village, Huanghua County's political performance stagnated for a time.His political performance failed to improve, and the county magistrate Baozi Pubao was full of distress. He didn't think about eating and drinking, and became thinner day by day. Mrs. Bao saw the master like this, relying on the perception of a female hunting dog, and the Shaoxing master of the county magistrate has a criminal record with the village woman Yihu, she stubbornly believed that the master Bao did not learn well, and was fascinated by a vixen. like this.As a result, he cried, made troubles and hanged himself in the county government office all day long. Because he failed to hang himself repeatedly, countless hemp ropes were wasted, and the price of hemp ropes in Huanghua County soared.

Even, every fixed time period, those who sell hemp ropes are sure that it is time for the county grandpa's wife to hang himself, so they push their carts to the gate of the county government office to sell hemp ropes, saying that their ropes are of good quality. This time, I will hang you, and I will never waste another half of your money. Mrs. Bao didn't care to listen to their cries, so she picked out a rope from the loads of hemp ropes that she knew at first glance would not be able to hold her 150-jin weight, and rushed back to the county government office to hang herself. In general, although Mr. Bao claimed that he had a head full of bumps due to the troubles in life, from the outsiders' point of view, the old couple's young life was very lively and enjoyable.

Mrs. Bao's family affairs can be put aside for the time being, and Mrs. Bao can make troubles in the heavenly palace, but as a parent and official, there must be something to benefit the people.Fortunately, Mr. Bao's Shaoxing master Liu Benzhu is more clever. The meaning of the name Liu Benzhu, according to Mr. Liu's own explanation, is: he, Liu, is smarter than Zhuge Liang. Mr. Liu came up with a plan for Mr. Bao. It is said that if the political achievements cannot be improved, then let’s invigorate the economy.As long as one of the two aspects is excellent, the county magistrate will not be dismissed, and maybe he will become a model for driving economic development. Master Bao heard, VERY GOOD!good idea! So Mr. Liu thought of a lot of good slogans—— "If you want to find the best jade, please go to Lantian; if you want to find the best "helper" to help you get what you want most, then don't hesitate to come to Jiaopu!" "Here, there is no most professional, only more professional!" "Jiaopu, Jiaopu, the prosperous shop that dreams of wealth!" "Find that "hand" in Jiaopu, and you will have a well-off life every day! Find that "hand" in Jiaopu, Chang'e also wants to return to the earth! Find that "hand" in Jiaopu, even if you are laid off, you will have a good harvest!" In this way, this seemingly vague but clear slogan quickly became popular all over the country under the situation where the local government and the central government were playing side-by-side.Immediately, people from all walks of life came to Jiaopu from all over the world, looking for the right "hand" to help them realize their "dreams". This plan has driven the development of all walks of life in Jiaopu. Dumpling restaurants, steamed stuffed bun shops, hotels and inns are all booming in business.They even teamed up to launch a service package: those who stay in this inn for more than three days and dine at the dumpling restaurant recommended by this inn for more than nine times (including those who eat nine times), plus ten taels of silver, can get the most popular "Jiaopu" "The Thief" goes out of the mountain to work once; or add a coin to get a set of portraits with Jiaopu "The Thief". Since then, many county government arresters no longer have to go through mountains and rivers to catch thieves. They just disguise themselves, live in a certain inn for three days, and eat nine meals in a certain dumpling restaurant. Finally, they take out a penny and ask for their favorite The thief "group photo", when the painter finished the "group photo", the thief's hands were also tied with shackles. In the end, because too many thieves suffered this catastrophe, this package service was finally eliminated because it was seriously out of touch with the development of the times. Or, someone wants to ask, are there really so many thieves in Jiaopu, and are they so professional? I have no way of knowing.But what I'm sure of is: Although there may not be many, many thieves in Jiaopu, there are definitely the best and most potential thieves in the world. Whenever talking about "The Thief", Duan Qingyi always has an autumn-like disdainful expression on his spring-like face.It doesn't matter, who made me appreciate his taste so much all the time?Speaking of Duan Qingyi's unique taste, let's not talk about anything else, just talk about the most basic point - he will never wear a white shirt foolishly.This should be my favorite point about him. Duan Qingyi was behind me, circling around, looked at this jade horse for a long time, and then smiled, Xiaoxian, even if you spend twenty years, you will not be able to tame this horse.Duan, I advise you to return it to the original owner as soon as possible, so as not to cause a lot of trouble!I have to follow behind to wipe your buttocks and wash diapers. My face flushed slightly, his words always gave me indigestion.I tossed a few strands of messy hair on my temples, and sneered back at him with a slanted mouth, what's the matter?This horse is your relative, how do you know it so well?Also, Duan Qingyi, listen, if you leave Jiaopu, we will have nothing to do with each other!You are you, I am me! Duan Qingyi had a gentle smile on his face, his crown fluttered, his face was like jade, his eyes were full of tenderness, he said, huh?Fairy Ding, are you upset?Hey, look at this tender little face, why is it stretched so long, it has become a cousin of this horse!Look at the water chestnut mole between your eyebrows, it follows your long face into a trumpet flower.Why didn't I discover that you have this "specialty" before, I knew that I would have sold you into the "horse" troupe since the day I picked you up.After finishing speaking, he laughed very proudly. I ignored him, Duan Qingyi is a man who always relies on his good looks to sway and point fingers in front of people. Although, many times, his proposal is correct.Moreover, every time I get into trouble, Duan Qingyi will fall in front of me like a flying fairy, as he said, "Wipe my ass and wash my diaper". But this time, he was wrong. The next day, this horse obediently became my mount.Moreover, it obediently drove me through the city, and it was fully automatic. I didn't need to control it, wherever it was prosperous, it went where it went, and I saw a lot of beautiful scenery.For this reason, I inserted a big red flower in its forehead.On the one hand, it expresses its satisfaction with it, and on the other hand, it expresses its possession right. Originally, it was Duan Qingyi's intention to come from the quaint Jiaopu to the moist Jiangnan.While shaking the embroidered brocade handkerchief, he complained to me with silky eyebrows and eyes, saying that Jiaopu is remote, there are few people listening to the music, and he is an actor, hey, he has to work hard for his livelihood. I covered my bloody mouth with my little paws and smiled so hard that the dimples at the corners of my lips collapsed into a deep well, but I didn't know what to say to the man in front of me. Duan Qingyi flicked the dust off the hem of his long gown, looked at me, pondered for a while, and said, Xiaoxian, when you grow up, I think you should be the most beautiful girl in the world. A good-looking female thief. At that time, the moonlight was just shining on him, and the clear and elegant eyebrows and eyes like stone carvings were like a dream.His words made me blush for no reason and my heart beat for a long time. I had to shake my hands and look at the sky and say "today's sun is actually round" to cover it up. The hateful thing is that after he pondered for a long time, he popped out the following words, he said, Xiaoxian, you said that when you look so good-looking, I will sell you to Yichun Garden, or Xiaohonglou? I lay straight on the ground at ninety degrees, unconscious for a long time. For this reason, on the way to Jiangnan, I kept adding laxatives to the fodder of Duan Qingyi's little white horse.Along the way, the little white horse used butterfly steps, figure-of-eight steps, and XO-shaped steps, tossing and tossing non-stop, so that Duan Qingyi had to put away his big feet and take a small sedan chair. Tsk, for people like me who believe in "perseverance to the end is victory" and "non-toxic and non-husband", they will not stop there.I continued to pour laxatives into his bearer's food... Duan Qingyi was too innocent, so of course he wouldn't think of me, just like that, this "newly appointed" actor was tossed with a grievance and suspicion on his face All the way, tossing to the south of the Yangtze River. The sweet Wu Nong's soft words turned into a little song and slipped out of Jiangnan's daughter's cherry lips, which made people's hearts flutter. When I rode my horse and passed the tea shop, I heard a storyteller's joke: It is said that it is the old three wonders of Jiangnan and the two wonders of today.In the old days, the three masterpieces were all in Yumantang, which was famous at that time: cold jade chess, which is warm in winter and cool in summer; apricot needle, which seals the throat with blood;It's a pity that a fire broke out, the cold jade chess piece was broken, the apricot flower needle was broken, and Mrs. Yu's jade butterfly was also fragrant and the jade was broken. Speaking of which, the blind storyteller's voice is not only sad, I don't know if it's my eyeballs shaking or the old man is really agitated, anyway, relying on the subtle observation skills of a professional thief, I saw his old There is also a slight tremor at the Adam's apple.And as if he was afraid that the people who listened to the book would notice, he changed the subject abruptly and talked about today's Shuangjue. Regarding Shuangjue, he only said seven words: "Beauty is like jade and sword is like rainbow".He twisted his beard and said with a smile, all spectators, if you want to know what happened next, let's listen to the next chapter. The listeners in the teahouse dispersed with unfinished business, I smiled and thought to myself, if Duan Qingyi could sing as well as the old storyteller, I would give him a solo concert every day in Jiaopu, He is in charge of singing, and I am in charge of counting bank notes.We don't need to run so desperately to make ends meet.