Chapter 8 7. The weird woman in green

When Duan Qingyi was being called "husband" by that little beauty tenderly, I was also being called affectionately, but it wasn't calling me "husband" or "lady".Instead: OMG! God!Have you passed out?Wake up! God!If you don't wake up, I will stew your horse! God!Hello!I count to three, and if you still don't wake up, I'll stew you too! God!You are not dead, are you? ... After I woke up from this powerful noise, I saw myself lying in a pile of straw, and then, there was a "big green parrot" making noise beside me! The "big green parrot" was so excited that he almost passed out when he saw me wake up.She rushed over, blinked her donkey-like eyes, looked at me, and said, Oh my god, you finally woke up!She said, I was scared to death, I thought Linglong and Xiaobao trampled you to death!

Speaking of this, everyone should understand.Snatching me back from that fat policeman Lei Ting and carrying me here does not mean that the girl in green is a kind-hearted girl. She carried me back because she suspected that I had been trampled to death by her and her donkey.So remove me from plain sight!Cancellation of "murder" evidence.If I were really unconscious again, I would have been burned by this big-eyed girl and this pile of straw. This trick is indeed vicious. I stood up dragging my scattered bones, looked at the girl in front of me, and just about to speak, the big green parrot probably saw that he hadn't committed the crime of murder, so he didn't have to burn me and the straw pile with a fire, so he pulled her The little donkey tried to escape.

When I saw it, I was furious. Although my face was swollen by the donkey, but my tongue was not swollen, so I greeted the ancestor of the big green parrot with sharp teeth. Eight generations plus eight generations of the little donkey's ancestors. This insult can be described as quoting from many sources, with a brilliant literary talent, every word is like pearls, and every sentence is like a beautiful embroidery.In the sky, you can scold the dragon until it shrinks into a turtle; when you go to the ground, you can scold the mouse until it changes its mind and cultivates to become a Buddha... In short, the black is scolded into white, and the white is scolded into black; the living is scolded into death, and the dead is scolded Come back to life; scold the sick until you are cured; scold the healthy until you are bedridden!

Under my impassioned scolding, the little girl was dumbfounded, stopped running away, and looked back at me, with two big bright eyes wide open, as if she had found a treasure, she swung two twists With the same big braid, he turned his head back, and said with a surprised expression, oh my god!You are actually a woman!You can still speak?Moreover, there are so many words?Omg it was so good!I will never be lonely again! After finishing speaking, he might think I was too loud, and he couldn't get me done for a while, so he simply knocked me unconscious with his fist and threw me on the donkey's back.Looking up at the sky, he said to himself: Oh my God!I have to hurry!Get home before the big brother comes back!Then, she blinked her big eyes and whispered a few words into the little donkey's ear, and that donkey named Linglong Xiaobao flew into the air as if it had taken a stimulant, and started running!

It was only after a long time that I found out that her words of encouragement to this silly ass, Linglong Xiaobao, turned out to be: Run!Exquisite little treasure!There's a beautiful mare ahead! It was only after a long time that I found out that Linglong Xiaobao is a donkey with such a unique taste. He always thinks that only beautiful mares in the world can match his appearance as a donkey! However, after a long time, the facts speak louder than words that Linglong Xiaobao is really a stupid donkey, because he forgot that he is also a female donkey! When I was carried by Linglong Xiaobao, this silly donkey, this big green parrot had already stepped on my bay red horse, and was chasing the little donkey behind me.Although the bay red horse had eaten enough straw at this time, it was still physically exhausted.

So, that day, on the official road from Anlu town to the capital, many people could see a fat and strong bay red horse chasing a small donkey, running all the way. At that moment, when this weird green-clothed woman with erratic behavior hijacked me, the mysterious changes in Kyoto had quietly opened up a small corner of it to me.