Chapter 2 1. Fairy Ding's Escape Night

dark night.Jiaopu. Two thatched huts are decorated with lights and festoons.The relatives shuttled back and forth, busy with the wedding of two couples.Children hopped and walked in the crowd, setting off firecrackers happily, and there was a special aroma of firecrackers around them. Amidst the fiery trees and silver flowers, there was joy. The red "Xi" character flaunts on the window pane charmingly, looking more shy than a bride.Yingying red candles, happily raising high flames. Duan Qingyi's old mother looked at the rolling candle tears, licked the melon seeds and curled her lips at Mrs. Bao, the magistrate's wife: Tsk tsk, look, this candle tears flowed more than Xiaoxian's saliva every time she saw my Qingyi And more!

Mrs. Bao tightened her body, cast a sideways glance, and gave full play to the ingenuity of a county's parents, officials, and wives in managing the house, and said: "That's good!"From now on, you Duan's family won't need to dig a well for washing and washing vegetables, Xiaoxian's saliva will be enough! At this time, a girl behind Mrs. Bao, in order to show her cleverness in front of her master, immediately followed Mrs. Bao's words and said, Mrs. Bao is really a god. It is estimated that sister Xiaoxian's saliva can be compared to the Yellow River. The drinking water problem in our whole county has been solved, which is also a political achievement for Mr. Bao.After finishing speaking, her face was full of peach blossoms, as if Duan Qingyi was doing a wet dance in front of her eyes.

Mrs. Bao turned her head and glared at the girl, with the corners of her mouth crooked, almost snorting: This Hu Zhu is a fool, and you are too, aren't you? The little girl was also submissive, standing with her hands tied in silence, squinting at the male guests who were drinking not far away. at this time. now. At the moment when Yihuzhu, Mrs. Bao and her maid were discussing the revolutionary topic of how to use my saliva to solve the drinking water problem in the whole county - I had escaped from the bridal chamber and sneaked onto the roof! The wedding dress fluttered, and the phoenix crown fell to the ground; one pair of mandarin duck embroidered shoes was kicked to the bottom of the bed, and the other hung obliquely on the red candlestick and kept swinging.

I was dressed in casual clothes, and in a hurry, I simply tied my hair in a high ponytail, which was a bit nondescript.If the moon could be a mirror at this time, it would be shattered by my shape. Oh, I forgot to mention, the casual clothes on me belong to Duan Qingyi.Because fleeing from marriage was a revolutionary decision I made on the spur of the moment. With such a pure man-woman relationship with Duan Qingyi, obviously, in his thatched hut, I couldn't find my own clothes, and I could only find his long coat. . Oh, and a pair of big boots. I used to love long-armed and long-legged men like Duan Tsing Yi, but at this moment, facing him in the clothes I was wearing, I could almost fly to the moon with Chang'e's sleeves, and I suddenly discovered that Tudou boys are actually very cute.At least when you run away from marriage, if you wear the clothes of a potato man, others will not think you are a freak who just got out of the 18th hell.

dark night.Jiaopu. thatched roof. If the wind does not move, neither will I. The wind moves, and I can't move! In the thick night, I can only hear my heart beating.It has always been known that being a thief is a technical job, but now it seems that escaping marriage is even more a technical job. On the one hand, I want to leave Jiaopu quickly, so that no one will find out that I am not in the bridal chamber, then all the guests will come out, and I will definitely be caught by Duan on the spot. Alas, thinking of his triumphant expression and demeanor, I just want to pass out.He will definitely flick his clothes, calmly, while sipping tea with his legs crossed, while taunting me with his orchid finger: Ding Xiaoxian, Ding Xiaoxian, you can't even escape from marriage, what a fart you are!Just give birth to my son, go to the fields, wash clothes and cook for the rest of my life!

When he said these sarcasm, he also combined movements and gestures, and rolled his eyes at me. Therefore, since I want to escape marriage, I must succeed. On the other hand, I can't easily move around at this time.Everyone knows that there are so many masters in Jiaopu, especially the elusive Yidhu Zhu. If I was just about to turn over the thatched hut and escape from here, she slapped me on the ground like a fly, how shameful I would be. I! Hold your breath.Calm. Wait for the best time to come. Who said that opportunities are always given to those who are prepared.I am a prepared person, so the opportunity to escape fell on my head at this moment.

At this time, someone yelled: Folks, it’s not good, Liu Tudou’s house is on fire!Hurry up, someone!Fight the fire! I bent my waist and looked secretly, and sure enough, there was a fire in the direction of Liu Tudou's house.The people of Jiaopu are still very simple. When men, women and children saw the house of Liu Tudou, who was in the same village as his own, was on fire, they rushed over. Yihuzhu is worthy of being the heroine of Jiaopu. She rushed to the front again, showing the most impassioned performance. The problem, she actually shouted: ah ah ah ah!robbery!robbery!Take advantage of the fire!You rob female potatoes!I rob male potatoes!

Amitabha!Although I don't want Liu Tudou to encounter a fire, I am still grateful for the fire, which allowed me to escape. So, I made a gorgeous 360-degree turn and jumped to the ground.And gorgeously took advantage of the panic and darkness to sneak into the vast night.Above the sky, the gentle moonlight falls on me, who is wearing a large "moon-running suit", like a lingering gaze. Under the moonlight, the dust that has been noisy all day, gently falls and hits the ground; it seems that someone is in the distance, and sighs softly, a little bitter, but also a little spoiled and helpless.

My heart, which was secretly delighted, suddenly tugged after this sigh that seemed to be nothing but: Will he be sad? then. Stand still. sneak back. The black hair fell on the neck, entangled continuously.But he found that there was no one behind him, let alone his shadow. I shrugged and stuck out my tongue.Alas, Ding Xiaoxian, why did you suddenly become so indecisive? Escaping marriage? It's not life and death!Why are you so sloppy!Boring! Just pat your ass and continue to run away wearing "elegant clothes" and "flying to the moon"! That night, I escaped from Jiaopu and came to the Huanghua county government office, only to find that there was no one guarding it.Apparently, all the officials, officers and officers of the county government went out to drink the wedding wine with Duan Qingyi and me.

Fair enough, they drink my wine and I "borrow" their horses.So, I came to the stables of the post station, picked a strong bay red horse that was almost demented, and ran out of Huanghua County overnight. run wildly. run wildly. All the way north.