Chapter 51 It's like this when you give birth to a child outside the story

Every time Ye Yudai saw Jun Che, who was an official in the same dynasty as him, he felt very humiliated. Jun Che has a rather lonely personality. He is a handsome man praised by everyone in the court. He commands the Zuo Tunwei Army and is famous for his swordsmanship. It should have been evenly matched, but the exasperating thing is—— "My father said that he hates women staring at you the most - obviously his martial arts are better than yours, and his horse can run faster than you, those women are all blindfolded and only look at white faces Pier!" When the officials came down to court, a six-year-old girl, Ye Fangting, ran over with a smile and pulled at Uncle Jun's official uniform.

In front of his colleagues, both civil and military officials, Ye Yudai's face suddenly turned pale. Jun Che let out a "cough" uncomfortably, and his normally stern white face turned blushing, as if dizzy. Back at the mansion, Ye Yudai was already ashamed, but Ye Yudai, whose face hadn't recovered yet, got really angry and chased and beat Ye Fangting with a stick as thick as his arm: "Stinky girl! Stop for me..." Ye Fangting is small, but clever.She kicked over four chairs, smashed five vases, and knocked down nine teacups—— Just when Ye Yudai was about to catch her, he found that she was already hiding behind his wife Helan Yinan.

"Ma'am..." Ye Yudai's anger suddenly turned into a accompanying smile. General Ye has three concubines, but he is afraid of his wife—— His wife told him to peel the oranges, but he dared not peel the oranges; his wife wanted to eat grapes, but he dared not wash the grapes. His wife wants to protect his daughter, no matter how big his grievances are, he can only make a smile on his face. In fact, Ye Yudai has been strictly restraining Ye Fangting——Ye Fangting has eaten seven or eight times more milk than other dolls since he was a child. Ye Yudai thought it was a good omen.After three or five years, Ye Fangting has changed from being able to call daddy to being able to walk, run, and jump, becoming more and more exquisite, clever, and likable, but he doesn't read books at all, and throws swords when he sees them, and his strength is only special when eating. Big.

At this time, the thirteen-year-old Jun Wuyi had already started to go to the battlefield. Jun Wuyi, Jun Che’s son, Ye Yudai saw him once—a soldier in autumn on the battlefield, a young boy in white clothes and simple clothes, holding a bow like a full moon, ten arrows hit the vermilion bull’s-eye, looking back, his smile is like a distant mountain ink painting, entering the world of painting.In all fairness, the slightly immature face is not as handsome as his father's, but the young man loves to smile more than Jun Che, and his smiling expression is like a spring breeze blowing over the earth, even his veteran who has been on the battlefield is heartbroken— —

Jun Che's wife is just an ordinary-looking woman with simple clothes and doesn't like the gorgeous and complicated dresses of noble women, but her face is always warm like spring and April, which is unforgettable. Jun Che makes people dislike everything.His son is sensible and his wife is gentle. When the Sui army broke through Jiangnan, two generals entered the city at the same time, and the girls threw flowers at Jun Che. This world is really not fair, his grandma, the general doesn't rely on his face to lead the army, I can't bear the sight of women staring straight at Jun Che - obviously my martial arts are better than him, and the horse runs faster Faster than him, those women are all blindfolded, they only look at the white skin!

——The aggrieved Ye Yudai scolded his mother in his mansion, but the six-year-old Ye Fangting could hear it clearly and recite it clearly.When reciting the Analects of Confucius, this girl was locked in the woodshed for three days. In exchange for eight big white steamed buns, she finally recited the phrase "food, sex and sex". Ye Yudai hated that iron could not be made into steel, and he had no face to lose in front of his colleagues. For several days in a row, when Ye Yudai went to court, he wanted to use the brim of his official hat to cover his black face. Jun Che didn't talk much, but this day when he went down to court, he stepped forward and walked with Ye Yudai: "—Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon, Xianli made some rice dumplings, and asked me to bring some to Xiaofangting."

Ye Yudai was full of anger, Jun Che's wife, Shen Xianli, had a pair of skillful hands, did she show off on purpose?There were so many people, Ye Yudai couldn't do it, but he really wanted to break Jun Che's nose with a punch, shatter his ice-snow axed face, and get rid of his arrogance! Holding back his anger, Ye Yudai treated Jun Che as air, and went his own way with a dark face. Jun Che was left far behind, slightly startled. In fact, he is not very good at handling embarrassing situations, and he is not noble, but he is used to using swords and seldom speaks, so others will think him cold.But Mrs. Shen Xinli is different. Her gentle smile is so warm to people's hearts. As long as she is there, the spring breeze will always turn into rain on the banks of everyone's heart.

Thinking of this, Jun Che's stern eyes were covered with a layer of gentleness like spring water. "The pine nut has rushed out of the racecourse! Stop it!" Suddenly, more than a dozen big inner guards shouted, and the prince Yang Yong shouted from behind: "Don't hurt it!" "Songzi" is the favorite horse of Prince Yang Yong.The prince loves horses, but not political affairs. Ye Yudai rushed forward suddenly, grabbed the horse's mane, and got on the horse!He was full of anger, and his hands were heavy.The fierce horse had never been treated so rudely, and it became even more violent under the pain. It ran wildly and wanted to throw Ye Yudai off the horse's back!

Without a rein or a saddle, Ye Yudai grasped the horse's mane with all his natural power—the mane couldn't withstand the impact of such a speed, and it broke off one after another. "General Ye!" Jun Che's expression changed drastically, and when the horse's mane broke, Ye Yudai would be thrown off the horse no matter how brave he was! The courtiers were not allowed to carry swords and swords, and Jun Che was also unarmed at the moment. In desperation, he put his palm on the horse's hoof—— The civil servants were all dumbfounded. No one knew that a man's arm had such great strength that both of the horse's front hooves were held by Jun Che.

Ye Yudai jumped off the horse angrily, and was about to reprimand him for "being nosy", but saw that Jun Che's palm was covered in blood, and the palm was mashed by horseshoe nails. Ye Yudai opened his mouth, but couldn't say anything. On this day, other officials saw that Jun Che did not ride a horse, but returned to the mansion in a sedan chair. "The veins in the palm are all injured," Lang Zhong wiped the sweat from his forehead, "If the acupuncture hadn't been done in time, the general wouldn't be able to use the sword anymore." Jun Che never expressed much expression, and only nodded slightly to the doctor when he heard the words.

Shen Xianli took her three daughters back to her hometown in Shandong to visit relatives. She just set off in the morning. There were fragrant jasmine flowers in the bedroom, and there seemed to be gentle laughter in the warm wind blowing in through the paper window. The two men were left at home, and the thirteen-year-old Jun Wuyi was changing Jun Che's medicine, and his movements were surprisingly proficient. A grinning head stuck out. "Uncle Jun, I'll come to see you." Xiaoye Fangting said very charmingly, "I brought you almond cakes and honey pear balls." "Sit down." Jun Che raised his eyebrows to look at the person, his handsome posture of frost and snow was comparable only to the vast expanse of blue sky outside the window. "General Jun." Ye Fangting tilted his head with a smile, and called out again. Jun Che looked at the little girl puzzled, Ye Fangting pointed at Jun Wuyi: "I'll call him." "Uncle Jun, don't you know?" Ye Fangting said in an airy voice, "Nowadays, many adults call him General Jun!" — Jun Wuyi's cheeks showed some shyness of a young man. "I still want to drink the jasmine tea from last time, with more rock sugar." Ye Fangting looked at Jun Wuyi eagerly. Jun Wuyi put away the medicine and patted her head: "I'll wash my hands first, you can eat some almond cakes." "I brought it to Uncle Jun." Ye Fangting swallowed, and licked his lips with restraint: "You can't eat it." Jun Wuyi couldn't help smiling: "Father's appetite is not as big as yours, so you just need to leave some for him." "Wow, I got it!" Ye Fangting suddenly realized: "Uncle Jun is afraid that he will become a fat uncle if he eats it, so he won't be handsome... Then I will eat half of it for him~" After speaking, Ye Fangting happily opened the box, stuffed a piece of almond cake into his mouth, and his mouth immediately bulged. When Jun Wuwu came over with the tea leaves and rice dumplings, in just a short moment, there was only half a box of almond cakes left. Ye Fangting drank the sweet jasmine tea, smiled and held the rice dumplings in his arms: "I'm not welcome to the rice dumplings that Aunt Shen made for me!" "If it's cold, you can't eat it." Jun Wuyi gently helped her wrap up the rice dumplings: "Go home and warm it up before eating." Ye Fangting nodded vigorously, immediately got up from the stool, wiped his small mouth full of almond crisps: "Then I'll go home now." A delicate little girl appeared at the door, holding a rabbit in her arms. Jun Che was taken aback. "I didn't go back to Shandong with my mother. I want to stay in Chang'an to be with my dad." The little girl walked in with her skirt up. At such a young age, her gestures were full of ladylike manners: "At school yesterday, Master Gu praised me for my good handwriting. .” Jun Che unobtrusively drooped his sleeves, covered his hands, and gave a rare smile: "Then write a family letter to mother for father." Jun agreed to put down the rabbit, sit on the small stool, grind and write. Voice books outside the ridge, swan geese fly across.For the eight-year-old Jun Xiangyue, a stroke of small script is better than many adults.Ye Fangting hugged the zongzi and opened his eyes wide: "...you can write so many words." "I only studied "University" and "Mencius." Jun Xiangyue hung his wrists to raise his breath to write without raising his head. Ye Fangting looked at her enviously. "Bring this to your father, I wanted to give it to him myself." Jun Che said to the side, signaling Jun Wuyi to take out the sword. There are two swords in the Central Plains, one is the long-lost Su sword, and the other is the Hui sword. In the sixth year of Kaihuang, Emperor Wen of Sui personally gave it to Jun Che. Ye Yudai left in a rage. Ye Fangting took it over and weighed it, pouted unhappily: "It's so heavy, I won't take it!" On Chang'an Street. Jun Wuyi is already thirteen years old, he is holding six-year-old Ye Fangting in one hand, and holding a badge sword in the other, walking in the bustling crowd. "I don't like holding swords." Ye Fangting tilted his head and said. "You don't have to take it if you don't like it," Jun Wuyi smiled, "Take your sweet-scented osmanthus cake." "You are so easy to talk, it would be great if all adults are like you~" Ye Fangting gave a thumbs up with a smile.After thinking for a while, he asked again: "My father treasures his sword, but my mother said 'the sword is more important than the life of an old pervert'. Uncle Jun wants to give the sword away, don't you care?" Jun Wuyi patted her head: "My father told me the story of 'General and Prime Minister'." Ye Fangting scratched his head, then suddenly slapped his head after a while, and said with air, "My father told me the story of 'Song Yu is lustful'." Jun Wuxin couldn't laugh or cry. When the little girl ate sweet-scented osmanthus cake, a lot of it landed on Jun Wuyi's front, making his snow-white clothes dirty. Jun Wuyi was not annoyed at all, when she finally finished eating, he patted her skirt lightly and dusted off the crumbs of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake. Ye Fangting smiled and touched his childish face: "After eating the almond cake, it's time to eat tofu~" "My father often eats my aunt's tofu." Ye Fangting blinked his big eyes: "My aunt's face is covered with powder, which is not as good as yours." On this day, Ye Fangting not only ate tofu, but also ate sweet rice dumplings. She asked while eating, "Mother, everyone says that Uncle Jun is a beautiful man in the court, but he only has one wife, and she's not pretty at all; my father isn't handsome, but he has four wives, all of whom are beautiful. why is this?" Mrs. Yi Nan spat out: "General Jun is like a god, your father, an old ghost, is just a common man!" "Oh," Ye Fangting seemed to understand, "But Uncle Jun doesn't like to laugh very much. Isn't being a fairy unhappy?" Mrs. Yi Nan shook her head while holding the soles of her shoes: "Mother doesn't know." "I like to play with General Xiaojun, he'd better talk—" Ye Fangting said, "However, his mother is not as good-looking as you!" "Silly girl!" Mrs. Yi Nan poked her smooth little forehead: "For a woman to marry a man like General Jun, her appearance is ordinary, and it shows that she has an extraordinary mind and insight." Ye Fangting ate the zongzi and remembered her mother's words—the appearance is ordinary, and it shows that the mind is extraordinary. A few years later, when she met a brat named Su Tong, she realized that what her mother said was really the truth. Ye Fangting said "Song Yu is lustful", the allusion is as follows: Both Song Yu and Deng Tuzi were ministers of the Chu State. Song Yu was handsome, and many beauties in the Chu State gave him secret glances. Deng Tuzi, who was an official in the same dynasty as Song Yu, was very dissatisfied, so he wrote an article criticizing Song Yu. , the title of the article is called "Song Yu's Lustful Fu". Song Yu is Qu Yuan's direct disciple, quite talented, but also has a bit of a beauty temper. He retorted and wrote a well-known famous article "Deng Tuzi's Lustful Fu". "Adding one point will make it too long, minus one point will make it too short, putting powder on it will make it too white, and Shi Zhu will make it too red" is a famous sentence in this Fu.Song Yu said: There is a peerless beauty in the host family, who shows her kindness to me frequently, and I don't look sideways at all; but what about Mr. Deng Tuzi?An ugly girl with a pockmarked face and dark skin, he also wants to hook up.In all fairness, is it me who is lustful, or the disciple who is lustful? Ever since, in 300 BC, two important court officials launched a century-old debate about "who is lustful?" As for the result of the debate, it is obvious that "Dengtuzi" has become synonymous with lust after thousands of years, and Song Yu won a complete victory.