Chapter 8 Eighth time idiot
Shi Potian bumped into Min Rou's sword by himself, the injury was not serious, and it didn't hurt too much. He saw Shi Qing and Min Rou leaving the temple, and after the candles in the temple were extinguished, in the darkness, he suddenly felt someone reach out, press his mouth, Gently dragged himself under the altar.Just as the brothers were startled, the fire was shining brightly, and seeing Bai Wanjian holding the fire fold in his hand, he exclaimed: "There are ghosts, there are ghosts!" He ran out of the temple, expecting that he didn't know that he was hiding under the altar, and he went out of the temple to look for it. I couldn't help laughing secretly, I just felt that the man hugged himself and ran out of the temple, galloped for a while, jumped into a small boat, and then someone lit the oil lamp.
When Shi Potian saw that it was Ding Lian holding the oil lamp by his side, he was overjoyed and shouted, "Ding Ding Dangdang, who brought me here?" Who is there?" Shi Potian turned his head to the side, saw Ding Busan sitting on the bow with his knees hugged, looking at the sky, and asked, "Grandpa, what...you...why did you hug me?"
Ding Busan snorted, and said, "Ah Ban, this man is an idiot, what are you doing marrying him? Anyway, you didn't have sex with him, so it's better to kill him as soon as possible."
Ding Dang said anxiously: "No, no! Brother Tian is seriously ill, and I can't remember many things, and he will get better gradually. Brother Tian, let me see your wound." He unbuttoned his chest and took the Dip the handkerchief in water to wipe off the blood around the wound, apply the golden wound medicine, then tear off his skirt, and bandage the wound.
Shi Potian said: "Thank you. Ding Ding Dangdang, are you and grandpa hiding under that table? It's like hide-and-seek, it's very fun." Ding Dang said: "Is it fun? Your parents and that surnamed Bai are fighting swords, I don’t know how flustered I am when I look at it.” Shi Potian wondered, “My parents? You said that the man in black is my father? That handsome woman is not my mother... My mother is not like this, not as good-looking as her Ding Dang sighed, and said, "Brother Tian, your illness is so serious that even your own parents have forgotten it. I see that you are very unfamiliar with the snow-capped swordsmanship. Have you completely forgotten about martial arts?...how...how could this be?"
It turned out that Shi Potian was captured by Bai Wanjian, and Ding Busan's grandfather and grandson chased him down all the way.Bai Wanjian went out of the temple to inspect, and the two took the opportunity to hide under the altar, Shi Qing and his wife entered the temple to fight swords, all grandparents and grandchildren watched.Ding Busan originally thought that Shi Potian's pretending to miss his hand must have other intentions, but he didn't know that he made moves with the sword, the sword technique was so bad that he almost burst into anger, he couldn't help yelling in his heart: "Idiot, idiot!" Bai Wanjian searched for Huo Dao and Huo Shi, and rescued Shi Potian.
Shi Potian said: "What kind of martial arts do I know? I don't know any kind of martial arts. I don't understand what you said anymore." Ding Busan couldn't bear it anymore, stood up suddenly, turned around and said sharply: "Ah Dang, Are you fascinated, or what, you want to marry such a nonsense, inexplicable little bastard? I will kill him with a single palm, and wrap it on my grandfather, and find another handsome, smart, coquettish and considerate for you , A young man with both civil and military skills will be your little son-in-law."
With tears rolling in Ding Dang's eyes, he choked up and said, "I...I don't want any other young heroes. He...he's not an idiot, it's just...just a serious illness, and his mind was confused for a while."
Ding Busan said angrily: "Why did you get confused for a while? His parents are obviously good at martial arts, but he calls himself a 'bastard'. If he is not an idiot, then your grandfather is an idiot. Looking at the ghostly appearance of him wielding a sword, no It's no wonder that the chest exploded in anger, so sloppy, every move is full of loopholes, and there are loopholes everywhere. Hehe, he clearly put away the sword, but this kid bumped his body into the sword, he insisted on being injured to be happy. If I don't kill such pustules, I will be slaughtered sooner or later. Rumors spread in the rivers and lakes, saying that Ding Busan's grandson-in-law was killed by others, should I still be a human being? No, I must be killed!"
Ding Dang bit his lower lip and asked, "Grandpa, what are you going to do not to kill him?" Ding Busan said, "Ha, why don't I kill him? It must be done, and if there is no one, I will lose Ding Busan." People heard that Ding Laosan killed his grandson-in-law, it’s nothing unusual. If Ding Laosan’s grandson-in-law was killed by others, then what should I do?” Ding Dang said: “What should I do? Your old man will avenge him. "
Ding Busan laughed loudly, and said, "Am I to avenge this kind of pustule? Who do you think your grandfather is?" Ding Dang cried, "You asked me to pay homage to him. He is already my husband. You kill him." Didn’t you call me a little widow after leaving him?”
Ding Busan scratched his scalp and said: "At that time I tried him, and I thought he was not bad internally, he could be my grandson-in-law, but he was an idiot. You must not let me kill him, that's fine, but you have to It's up to me."
When Ding Dang heard that there was a turning point, he said happily, "What's up with you? Tell me quickly, Grandpa, tell me quickly."
Ding Busan said: "I said he is an idiot and should be killed. But you said he is not an idiot and should not be killed. Well, I will give him ten days to compete with that Bai Wanjian and beat that 'Qihan Northwest' 'If something is killed or defeated, and it becomes 'pissed off by Northwest', I will spare him and allow him to be a real husband and wife with you."
Ding Dang took a deep breath, seeing Bai Wanjian's superb swordsmanship just now, how could Shi Lang be the opponent of this famous swordsman, even if he practiced for another twenty years, he would not be able to succeed, and said: "Grandpa, you come out It’s clearly an impossible problem.”
Ding Busan said: "Bai Wanjian's surname is Bai, and idiots are also surnamed Bai. The two surnamed Bai must fight to win, and there can only be one surnamed Bai. He can't beat Bai Wanjian, so I will kill this idiot with one palm." I'm dead." I felt that I had a good reason, and I couldn't help but feel complacent.
Ding Dang was full of melancholy, turned his head to look at Shi Potian, but saw his expression of indifference, and whispered, "Brother Tian, my grandfather gave you ten days to defeat that Bai Wanjian, what do you think?" Shi Potian said: "Bai Wanjian? His swordsmanship is very good, how can I beat him?" Ding Dang said: "Yes. My grandfather said, if you can't beat him, you will be killed. "Shi Potian grinned, and said: "Why did you kill me? Grandpa was joking with you, and you took it seriously? Grandpa is a good guy, not a bad guy. He... how could he kill me?"
Ding Dang let out a long sigh and thought: "Shi Lang is really sick and stupid, and he doesn't understand the reason. The only way at hand is to promise grandpa first. Within these ten days, at least try to let Shi Lang escape." So Xiang Ding Busan said: "Okay, Grandpa, I promise, and tell him to defeat Bai Wanjian within ten days."
Ding Busan smiled coldly and said, "Grandpa is hungry, let's cook and eat! I tell you: first, don't teach, second, don't run away, and third, don't let go. If you don't teach, it's grandpa who will never teach idiot martial arts. Don't run away, You don't want to let him escape, as long as Grandpa finds that he wants to escape, he will be killed at any time within ten days. Don't forgive me, I don't need to say more. "
Ding Dang said: "Since you say he is an idiot, then even if you teach him martial arts, he won't be able to learn it, so why 'don't teach anything'?" Ding Busan said: "Even if Grandpa is willing to teach him, he will not be able to learn it within ten days. How can you defeat Bai Wanjian? You may not be able to do it after ten years of teaching." Ding Dang said: "It's because your teaching skills are not good. With your invincible martial arts, how can you teach an apprentice well? Don’t go to the Snow Mountain to send Bai Zizai’s apprentice? Could it be that Mr. Weide, Bai Zizai, is stronger than you?”
Ding Busan smiled and said: "Ah Dang, your aggressive strategy doesn't work. Such an idiot, even a god can't do anything to him. Have you heard what Shi Qing and his wife said to Bai Wanjian? After studying art for many years in middle school, he actually learned the sword skills of such a one-legged cat?" His name was Ding Busan, and the word "three" was taboo, so "three-legged cat" was renamed "one-legged cat".
At that time, the boat set up its sails, followed the east wind, and was going upstream in the middle of the Yangtze River, sailing towards Bing.The sky is getting brighter, and there are waves of white mist on the river.Ding Dang said: "Okay, if you don't teach, I will teach. Grandpa, I will stop cooking, and I will teach Brother Tian martial arts."
Ding Busan said angrily: "You don't cook, don't you mean to starve to death grandpa?" Ding Dang said: "If you want to kill my husband, I might as well starve you to death first." Ding Busan said: "Bao, bah! Hurry up and cook." Ding Dang ignored him, and said to Shi Potian: "Brother Tian, I will teach you a set of kung fu, within ten days, you can defeat that Bai Wanjian." Ding Busan said: "Nonsense Ba Dao, what even I can't do, how can you, a little girl, do it?"
The grandparents and grandchildren kept bickering.Ding Dang was really worried in his heart.She knew that her grandfather had a weird temper, and it was useless to plead softly with him. She could only think of some tricky way to make him change his mind, thinking: "I won't cook for him, and he was hungry, so he had to stop the boat and go ashore to buy something. If you eat something, then you can take advantage of it, so that Shi Lang can escape."
Unexpectedly, Shi Potian saw that Ding Busan was frowning with hunger, and he was also hungry. How could he guess Ding Dang's intentions, stood up, and said, "I'll cook." Ding Dang said angrily, "Go and cook. Fan, what should I do if I create a door and break it again?"
Ding Busan said: "My Ding's family's Jinchuang medicine is as effective as a god. It heals immediately after applying it, and the sword wound he suffered is not serious. What are you afraid of? Good boy, hurry up and cook for grandpa." In order to eat, Don't call him an "idiot".Ding Dang said: "He cooks for you, so will you kill him?" Ding Busan said: "Cooking is responsible for cooking, and killing is responsible for killing. The two things have nothing to do with each other. How can they be confused?"
Shi Potian pressed the sword wound on his chest, it really didn't hurt very much, so he went to the rear boat to wash rice and cook, he saw an old boatman sitting on the rear boat, he didn't seem to hear the words of the three of them.Cooking rice and vegetables is Shi Potian's best job in his life. In a short while, he fried two fish until slightly charred, and boiled a wok of white rice hot and fragrant.
Ding Busan praised the meal repeatedly, and said: "If your martial arts are as good as cooking, grandpa won't kill you. If you didn't marry Ah Dang, just be my cook, don't say I will not kill you, and if someone else wants to kill you, Grandpa will never agree. Alas, it is a pity that I have set a time limit of ten days before, and Ding Busan said it like a mountain, and I must not change it. If I limit it to one month , wouldn’t it be good to eat your food for twenty more days? It’s too late to regret it now, it’s impossible to think about.” He sighed endlessly.
After eating, Shi Potian and Ding Dang washed the dishes at the stern side by side.Seeing his grandfather sitting on the bow, Ding Dang said in a low voice: "I will teach you a set of capture techniques later, you have to memorize them carefully." Shi Potian said: "Have you learned how to compete with that master Bai?" Ding Dang said "Are you really an idiot? Brother Tian, you...you weren't like this before." Shi Potian said, "What happened to me before?" Opening his mouth is sweeter than honey, full of cleverness, talking and laughing, coaxing me so much, every word he speaks is unexpected. You are really stupid now." Shi Potian sighed, Said: "I'm not your brother Tian, he will please you, but I won't, you'd better go to him." Ding Dang softly begged: "Brother Tian, are you angry with me? Shi Potian shook his head and said, "How could I be angry with you? I'll tell you the truth, but you won't believe me." Ding Dang looked at the surging river beside the boat, and said to himself: "I don't know when he will change back to how he was before." After shaking twice, it disappeared. Shi Potian said: "Ding Ding Dangdang, I will never become your Tian Ge. If I am always such...such...an idiot, you will never like me, will you?" Ding Dang was about to cry, and said: "I don't know, I don't know!" He was so troubled that he grabbed porcelain bowls and threw them into the river one after another. Shi Potian said: "I... If I am articulate and can please you with my words, then I can talk non-stop all day, that's okay. But... But I'm really not your 'Brother Tian'. If you want me You can't even pretend." Ding Dang stared at him intently, at that time the sun was just rising, reflecting his blushing, bright eyes, but a very sincere expression on his face.Ding Dang sighed quietly, and said: "If you are not my heavenly brother, why do you have scars from my bite on your shoulders? Why do you like to flirt so much, since you went to seduce the wife of the Lord Zhanxiang in your gang, Going to flirt with that flower girl from the Xueshan School again? If you are my heavenly brother, why are you suddenly in a daze, not half as smart and romantic as before?" Shi Potian smiled and said: "I'm your husband, can't I be honest?" Ding Dang shook his head and said: "No, I'd rather you be as lively and mischievous as before, stealing other people's wives or flirting with other people's daughters, I don’t like you who are so well-behaved.” Shi Potian always had a big doubt in his heart about stealing other people’s wives, so he asked: “Stealing other people’s wives? What are you doing? If you say something and take something from someone, you are a thief. If I steal someone's wife, am I also a thief?" Hearing what he said, Ding Dang became more and more entangled, it was simply inexplicable, he couldn't help but get angry, stretched out his hand and twisted his ear and pulled it hard, immediately tearing out the blood from the root of his ear. Shi Potian couldn't bear the pain, so he made a backhand.Ding Dang only felt an unusually strong force hit her arm, and his body slammed backwards, almost breaking the wooden pillars on the rear canopy.She said "Ah yo" and scolded: "Damn, did you hit your wife? With such great strength." Shi Potian hurriedly said: "I'm sorry! I... I didn't mean it." Ding Dang looked at her arm, and saw a bruised and purple big one, suddenly, the anger on her pretty face turned into joy, she took Shi Potian's hands, shook them again and again, and said: "God Brother, it turns out that you are really pretending to lie to me." Shi Potian was stunned and said: "What are you pretending to be?" Ding Dang said: "You haven't lost a single bit of martial arts." Shi Potian said: "I don't know martial arts." Ding Dang said angrily: "You talk nonsense, I don't care You." He stretched out his palm and slapped him on the left cheek. Shi Potian turned his head to one side, stretching out his palm to wait for the grid, but Ding Dang is a family handed down palm technique, and his movement is erratic, Shi Potian didn't have any martial arts techniques in this grid, so naturally the grid was empty, he felt a pain on his face, and there was no sound He gave him a palm without interest. Ding Dang's arm trembled violently, Shi Potian's cheek bounced off his palm, and he couldn't help saying "Ah yo", but the panic was more serious than Shi Potian's.She thought that since Shi Potian's martial arts was not lost, he easily dodged this palm of hers, so she naturally exerted her sect's insidious soft force in her palm, but she didn't expect Shi Potian's stroke to be so clumsy, almost like He doesn't know martial arts at all, but when his palm touched his cheek, he was shocked by his internal force.She grabbed her right palm with her left hand, and saw a small black palm print sunken on Shi Potian's left cheek.Her "Hei Sha Palm" was handed down by her grandfather, it is really powerful, fortunately she is not very knowledgeable, and Shi Potian has deep internal energy, so the injury is not very light, but the black palm print is finally left, and it will not fade away until half a month later. .With pity and guilt, she put her arms around his waist, pressed her cheek against his left cheek, and cried: "Brother Tian, I really don't know, so you haven't recovered."! Shi Potianyu was hugging her, her face didn't hurt much, and she sighed: "Ding Ding Dangdang, you are angry at one moment and happy at the other, what is it for, I really don't understand." Ding Dang said anxiously: "Then... what should I do? Then what should I do?" He sat up straight, took out a small porcelain bottle from his bosom, poured out a pill for him, and said, "Oh, I hope I don't leave any medicine behind. Scars are good." The two cuddled and sat on the back of the boat, and neither of them spoke for a while. After a long time, Ding Dang put his mouth close to his ear, and said in a low voice: "Brother Tian, after you got this illness, you have forgotten your martial arts, but you can't forget your internal strength. I will teach you a set of grappling hands. It is of great use." Shi Potian nodded and said: "If you are willing to teach me, I will learn with my heart." Ding Dang stretched out his fingers, and lightly stroked the black palm print on his cheek. Feeling very sorry, he suddenly leaned over and kissed the palm print. In an instant, the faces of both of them were flushed with shame, and both felt extremely sweet in their hearts. Ding Dang brushed his hair!Show him the 18-way grappling hand.Shi Potian taught six ways that day, and Shi Potian memorized them all.Follow the two people to disassemble one by one.The next day I taught another six ways. After three days, Shi Potian has practiced the 18-way grappling hand quite proficiently.Although there are only 18 ways of grasping, the changes in it are really complicated.During these three days, Shi Potian only disassembled with Ding Dang.Ding Busan watched coldly, sometimes making sarcastic remarks and ridiculing a few words.On the fourth day, the sword wound on Shi Potian's chest had largely healed. Seeing Shi Lang's rapid progress, Ding Dang was secretly delighted. Hearing that, Ding Busan called him an "idiot" again, and asked, "Grandpa, our Ding family's 18-way capture master, how many days does it take for an idiot to learn it?" meeting?" Ding Busan was at a loss for words, seeing that Shi Potian had indeed learned this set of grappling hands, so this person is not insane, is this kid pretending, or has he really forgotten all the past?He refused to lose, and argued strongly: "Some idiots are smart, and some idiots are stupid. Smart idiots can learn it in half a day, and idiots and idiots are like your Shi Lang, it takes three days to learn it." Ding Dang pursed his lips and smiled. He said: "Grandpa, how many days did it take you to learn this set of grappling methods?" Ding Busan said: "How many days did it take me? Your great-grandfather only told me once, and it took only half a day. Learned everything." Ding Dang smiled and said, "Haha, Grandpa, so you are a smart idiot." Ding Busan said with a sullen face, "You're talking nonsense." At this moment, a small boat came up from the lower reaches.The two sides of the local area are open and the river is calm, but seeing the boat with high sails, four people paddled the wooden oars rapidly, the boat is small and light, gradually approaching Ding Busan's boat.There were two men in white clothes standing at the bow of the boat, one of them shouted loudly: "Is the boy surnamed Shi in the front boat? Stop the boat, stop the boat!" Ding Dang hummed lightly, and said: "Grandpa, someone from Xueshan sent after Shi Lang is here." Ding Busan smiled and said: "Let them catch this idiot, cut him into pieces, and take advantage of Grandpa's death." Wish." Ding Dang asked: "Catch smart idiots? Or catch fools and idiots?" Ding Busan said: "Naturally enough to catch fools and idiots, who dares to catch smart idiots?" Ding Dang smiled: "Yes, smart idiots are powerful. Shocking the world, martial arts are so high, who dares to offend him?" Ding Busan was stunned, and said angrily: "Little girl, how dare you go around and scold grandpa?" Ding Dang said: "Snow Mountain faction killed your grandson-in-law, and the words are always happy. Let me ask you if you want someone, Master Ding San doesn't have much face, does he?" Ding Bu San said: "Why don't you have face? You have face very much." Feeling that this is difficult to justify, he said: "Who dares to say that Ding Lao San has no face, I broke his neck." Ding Dang said to himself Xiao Yu: "Other people don't dare to say anything, just afraid that fourth grandpa will talk nonsense, saying that if he has a grandson-in-law, he will never let others kill him. I don't know if grandpa dares to twist himself My brother's neck? Even if I have the courage, I don't know if I have the ability." Ding Buda was furious, and said: "You said that the fourth brother's martial arts is better than mine? Fart, fart! He is far worse than me .” While talking, the boat came closer.Only two white-clothed men shouted loudly: "Wu Na man, you seem to be that boy Shi Zhongyu from Changle Gang, why don't you stop the boat?" Shi Potian said: "Ding Ding Dangdang, someone is chasing him, what do you think should be done?" Ding Dang said: "How do I know what to do? You are such a big man, don't you have any idea?" At this moment, the small boat approached to a distance of Zhangxu, the two men in white shouted in unison, and jumped onto the back of the boat.The two held long swords in their hands, shining brightly. Shi Potian saw that these two were Xueshan sect disciples who had met in the earth temple, he thought: "I don't know why I offended them, these Xueshan sect people chase me so hard?" He only heard a sneer, A person stabbed at his shoulder with a sword.During these three days, Shi Potian and Ding Dang kept dismantling the moves, and often his hands and feet were a little slow, and she twisted his ears and pulled his hair. He suffered a lot. The Qing couple's moves were quite different, seeing the sword coming, they did not hesitate to think about it, they used the eighth move "Wind Tail Hand", made a semicircle with their hands, grabbed the man's wrist and twisted it. The man let out an "ah" and dropped his sword.Taking advantage of the momentum, Shi Potian raised his right elbow, and hit the man's chin with a slap.The man's jaw was broken, his mouth full of blood and more than a dozen teeth spurted out of the ship's plank. Shi Potian never expected that this move of "Phoenix Tail Hand" would be so powerful, he couldn't help but froze with fright, his heart beating wildly. The second Xueshan disciple was about to step forward to attack, but suddenly saw that the brother who came with him was seriously injured.This senior brother's kung fu is higher than him, he thought that if he stepped forward, he would definitely not be able to win favor with him, so he immediately rushed to hug his senior brother.At this time, the small boat was already sailing side by side with the big boat, the man jumped back to the small boat with the wounded in his arms, and ordered to close the awning and turn the boat. Seeing the boat turn around and go down the current, the distance between the two boats was not long.But the sound of cursing could be heard faintly along the east wind.Shi Potian looked at the pool of blood and ten teeth on the board, he was surprised and felt guilty at the same time, he murmured to himself: "This... I'm really sorry!" Ding Dang came out of the cabin, walked to him, smiled and said: "Brother Tian, this move of 'Phoenix Hand' is clean and neat, which makes it very good." Shi Potian shook his head and said, "Why didn't you follow me beforehand?" Explain? If I had known that I would hit him so hard, I would not have learned this skill." Ding Dang's heart sank, and he pondered: "This idiot has an attack of stupidity, and he's talking about being stupid again." He said: "Since learning martial arts, of course the more powerful the better. If your move of 'Phoenix Hand' just now is not perfect , His long sword has already pierced your shoulder. If you don’t hurt others, they will hurt you. Do you like to hurt others, or do you like to be hurt by others? A few teeth are the least serious injuries. In the martial arts, there is a risk of life at any moment. You have a good conscience, but the other party has a bad conscience. If you give someone a sword to penetrate people's hearts, what good is your conscience?" Shi Potian pondered and said: "It's best that you teach me a kung fu. You won't injure or kill others, and you won't let them injure or kill me. Everyone is laughing and joking, just be friends, not enemies." Ding Dang With a wry smile, he said: "Still talking nonsense! We martial arts learners are desperate when we get started. Are you playing hide-and-seek or playing with mud and sand?" Shi Potian said: "I like hide-and-seek and play with mud and sand, but I don't like to fight desperately with my hands. It's a pity that no one has been playing hide-and-seek with me, and Ah Huang can't." The more Ding Dang listened to it, the more annoyed he became, and he said angrily, "You fool, whoever talks to you will be in trouble." Don't bother with him out of anger, and return Go to the cabin and sleep with your clothes on.
Ding Busan said: "Really? I said he is an idiot, but he is an idiot after all. Good martial arts is an idiot, and bad martial arts is also an idiot. It's better to kill him as soon as possible, so as not to get angry." Ding Dang thought: "If Shi Lang is really so confused forever, how can I stay with him forever? It would be better to kill him with one knife according to my grandfather's words, so that my eyes will be clean." But then he thought of his life before his serious illness. All kinds of sweet words, even if he didn't say a word, as long as he quietly glanced at himself, it would be able to speak with his eyebrows, eyes with words, and a romantic attitude, which really made people drunk like drinking fine wine; , really turned upside down and couldn't help himself, but unexpectedly, a serious illness turned a handsome and clever gentleman into a pedantic and dull block.The more she thought about it, the more troubled she became, she couldn't help sobbing, and covered her head with the thin quilt. Ding Busan said: "What's the use of crying? You can't turn an idiot into a genius by crying!" Ding Dang said angrily, "Is it possible to turn a fool into a smart idiot?" Ding Busan said angrily: "Nonsense again!" Ding Dang couldn't help weeping, thinking: "Look at the expression of the beautiful girl from the Xueshan School, she is so angry at Shi Lang, it seems that he hasn't succeeded yet. He can't flirt with a beautiful girl when he sees a beautiful girl, how can he look like a man?" Husband? I’m really married to such a well-behaved fool, what’s the fun of being a human?” She cried in the middle of the night, and then thought: "I have married him, and it is justifiable that I am his wife. In the past few days, during the daytime, he practiced martial arts with him, and he only practiced martial arts in a serious manner, and never took the opportunity to touch me. One. Sleeping at night, the distance is only a few feet, but don’t say that you don’t get into my bed to kiss me, and don’t even pinch my hands and feet. What kind of newlyweds are they? Don’t say newlyweds, they are just seven or eight Ten-year-old old couples should also make out with each other." Hearing that Shi Potian was sleeping on the back stern, breathing deeply, sleeping soundly, she felt angry from her heart, touched the lancet from her side, gently pulled it out of its sheath, gritted her teeth and thought to herself: "This kind of stupid Husband, what's the use of staying in this world?" Walking quietly to the rear, he said in his heart: "Shi Lang Shi Lang, this is your own change, so don't blame me for being cruel." Lifting the knife, he was about to strike his head with a dagger. Finally, her heart softened, and she gently turned his shoulders, wanting to take one last look at him before he died. Shi Potian turned around in his sleep, the faint moonlight shone on his face, but he saw a very sweet smile on his face, he didn't know what a good dream he was having.Ding Dang said in his heart: "You are going to die in a blink of an eye. It will not be too late to kill you after this sweet dream is over, and you will not fight for this moment." He sat next to him with his knees wrapped around him, staring at his face, just waiting As soon as he suppressed his smile, he swung his knife and chopped down. After a while, Shi Potian suddenly heard him say in a daze: "Ding Ding Dangdang, you...why are you angry? But...but you are angry, you look very good-looking, it's true...really very beautiful... I just look at one hundred days, one thousand days, it will never be enough, ten thousand days... one hundred thousand days, no, five thousand days... is not enough..." Ding Dang listened quietly, and couldn't help but feel flustered, thinking: "Shi Lang, Shi Lang, so you never forget me in your sleep. Wouldn't it be good if you told me such nice words during the day? Alas, one day, your stupidity will be healed, and you will tell me these words." Seeing the dew on the side of the ship wet the boards, Shi Potian's clothes were thin, feeling sorry for him, and tore out a thin quilt in the cabin , covered him lightly, and stared at him for a long time before returning to the cabin. Ding Busan scolded: "In the middle of the night, a little mouse crawls around. It's cowardly, but dare not do it. What's the point! I don't know if it's from my Ding family?" Ding Dang knew that her behavior was seen by her grandpa. At this time, she was happy in her heart, and she didn't care about her grandpa's sarcasm. She turned over and over in her mind and only thought about these few words: "But you look very good when you are angry. ... I see ten thousand days, one hundred thousand days, but it’s not enough.” Suddenly, he burst out laughing and said in his heart: “This idiot brother, even talking in his sleep is also idiotic. Let’s live a lifetime A hundred years old, but only thirty-six thousand people, how can there be one hundred thousand days to see? You say that, it seems that five thousand days is more than one hundred thousand days!" She cried and laughed by herself for a long time, and didn't fall asleep until the fourth watch, but after a short sleep, she was awakened by Shi Potian's voice, only to hear him yelling loudly from the back of the boat: "Hey, this is terrible. How strange! Ding Ding Dangdang, how did your quilt come onto me in the middle of the night? Could it be that the quilt has legs?" Ding Dang was so ashamed, he jumped up from the cabin, grabbed the back stern, saw Shi Potian holding the thin quilt in his hand, and said loudly: "Ding Dangdang, do you think this is strange? This quilt..." Ding Dang blushed, grabbed the quilt with his hands, and shouted in a low voice: "Don't say any more, what's so strange about the quilt's feet?" Shi Potian said, "Isn't it strange that the quilt has feet? where?" Ding Dang turned his head and saw the old boatman pulling the pole and sailing. He squinted at himself with a half-smile, and couldn't help making his face even more ashamed like a red cloth. He said angrily, "You still say?" He twisted his ear with his left hand . Shi Potian raised his right hand, and naturally used eighteen ways to capture the "He Xiang Shou" in his hand.Ding Dang turned his right hand around and took him down instead.Shi Potian crossed his left elbow to seal her grasp, and then grabbed her shoulder with his right hand.Ding Dang tossed the quilt onto the board of the boat, and made a move back. She knew that Shi Potian's inner strength was fierce, and her palms and arms did not touch his palms.In an instant, the two of them had unraveled more than one move.Ding Dang hit faster and faster, Shi Potian was so concentrated that he didn't miss a single thread. After dozens of moves, Ding Dang used "Dragon Teng Claw" to grab the top of his head.Shi Potian turned his wrist back, this strike was extremely quick, Ding Dang couldn't draw back his hand, he had already touched the acupuncture points on his wrist with five fingers, he felt a strong heat from his wrist to his arm, from his arm to his waist, and he turned straight down.This strong internal force was directly transmitted from the waist to the legs, Ding Dang couldn't stand upright, and fell on one side of his body, just in time to fall on the thin quilt. Shi Potian's childish innocence grew, he leaned over and wrapped the quilt around her body, hugged her up, and said with a smile, "Why did you twist me? I threw you into the river to feed the big fish." Ding Dang hugged her, although separated by A quilt, could not help being sore all over, shy and happy, smiled and said: "You dare!" Shi Potian smiled and said: "Why not?" He gently sent her, including the person and the quilt, and threw her into the cabin. Ding Dang got out of the quilt and walked to the back of the boat.Shi Potian was afraid that she would fight again, so he took a step back and put his hands in a stance. Ding Dang laughed and said: "Don't play! Look at your virtue, you put on airs, you look like a farmer, and you don't have the demeanor of a martial arts master!" Shi Potian laughed: "I am not a martial arts master. Ding Dang said: "Congratulations, congratulations! You have learned this set of grappling techniques, and you are better than blue. Even I, as a master, am no longer my disciple's opponent." Ding Busan said coldly in the cabin: "I want to compete with Bai Wanjian, a master of the Snow Mountain School, but I'm still so far behind." Ding Dang said: "Grandpa, he has learned kung fu so quickly. As long as he learns from you for a year or so, even if he is not invincible, being your grandson-in-law will not disgrace your old man." Ding Busan sneered Said: "Ding Laosan said, is there any change? First, I said that since he wants to marry you, he will never try to learn martial arts from me; second, I will give him ten days to defeat the white Wan Jian. In another five days, he will be gone, so what are you talking about for a year or so?" Ding Dang felt chills in his heart, last night he wanted to kill Shi Potian with his own hands, but today he is absolutely reluctant to let Shi Lang die at the hands of his grandfather, but what his grandfather said never counts, so what should he do? ?After thinking about it, I can only follow the original method and find out a trick from the eighteen ways of capture. So in the next few days, apart from eating and sleeping, Ding Dang only disassembled the changes of the eighteen ways of grappling with Shi Potian over and over again.In the end, Shi Potian has practiced extremely proficiently, even if he doesn't rely on his strong internal strength, he can barely resist Ding Dang's attack and retreat, and he is on a par with Ding Dang. On the morning of the eighth day, Ding Busan coughed and said, "There are only three days left." Ding Dang said: "Grandpa, if you want him to defeat Bai Wanjian, I don't think it's a difficult task. Although Bai Wanjian's Xueshan School's swordsmanship is powerful, it is still not comparable to my Ding family's martial arts. Shi Lang's set of capture I have almost practiced my hands. With just a pair of bare hands, I was able to snatch the long sword from that surnamed Bai. He snatched the long sword with his bare hands, does he count as Sheng Guang?" Ding Busan sneered and said: "The little girl is so sloppy! With his little ability, he... can snatch the long sword from Qihan Northwest's hand? I tell you not to dream of Qingqiu as soon as possible. It is your grandfather, I'm afraid that a pair of empty hands can't take the long sword from that surnamed Bai." Ding Dang said: "So even you can't take it, so I can see your martial arts...huh, hum, it's just...huh, hum!" Ding Dang said. Bu San said angrily, "What hum?" Ding Dang looked up at the sky, and said, "Hum hum means hum, which means you have great martial arts." Ding Busan said, "What ghost do you mean? Hum hum means that My martial arts are mediocre." Ding Dang said: "You said your martial arts are mediocre, but I didn't say so." Ding Busan said: "You can hum or haha, in short, within ten days he can't After defeating Bai Wanjian, I will kill this idiot." Ding Dang pursed his lips and said, "You told him to defeat Bai Wanjian within ten days, but if he can't find that surnamed Bai within ten days, it's not Shi Lang's fault." Ding Busan said "I said ten days, that's ten days. Whether you can find it or not, if you don't defeat him within ten days, I will kill this little idiot." Ding Dang said urgently: "There are only three people left now. God, but where can I find Bai Wanjian? You...you...you really are unreasonable." Ding Busan smiled and said: "If Ding Busan is reasonable, he is not Ding Busan. You come Ask around in Jianghu, when did Ding Busan explain the truth?"
On the ninth day, there was always a smile on the corner of Ding Busan's mouth, sometimes he looked sideways at Shi Potian, his eyes were extremely strange, with three points of contempt, but seven points of murderous intent. Ding Dang knew that his grandfather was going to kill Shi Lang on the tenth day. Not to mention that Shi Potian's martial arts were still far behind Bai Wanjian's, even if he really defeated him, in just two days, on the vast river, there was Where can I find this "Qihan Northwest"? At the end of the day, Ding Dang and Shi Potian took off their grappling hands for a while, her cheeks flushed, she yawned, and said, "It's still so hot in August!" Sitting next to Shi Potian, she pointed to the river side by side. The two waterfowls swimming said, "Brother Tian, look at how happy and happy this couple of waterfowls are swimming in the middle of the river. If an arrow kills the male bird, the female bird will be lonely and helpless. Wouldn't it be pitiful?" Shi Potian said: "When I was hunting and shooting birds in the mountains, I didn't think it was male or female. According to you, I will only choose female birds to shoot from now on!" Ding Dang sighed and thought: "My Shi Lang is stupid after all." He yawned again, leaned against Shi Potian, leaned his head on his shoulder, and closed his eyes. Shi Potian said: "Ding Ding Dangdang, are you tired? I'll help you sleep in the cabin, okay?" Ding Dang said in a daze, "No, that's the way I like to sleep." Letting her use his left shoulder as a pillow, she could only hear her breath taking a long breath, and she fell asleep more and more deeply. Her hair brushed against her left cheek, and she felt slightly itchy, but it was also indescribably comfortable. All of a sudden, a very tiny voice penetrated into his left ear, as light as a buzzer, almost indistinguishable: "I'm talking to you, you just listen, don't nod your head, don't even speak, and don't show your face at all. An air of wonder. You'd better close your eyes, pretend to be asleep, and snore a little more to cover my words." Shi Potian felt very strange, and thought she was talking in sleep, he squinted, but saw her long eyelashes covering both eyes, suddenly the left eye opened, blinked at him twice, and then closed again.Shi Potian realized immediately: "So she wanted to tell me a few secret words so that grandpa would not hear." So he also yawned, and said, "So tired!" He closed his eyes. Ding Dang secretly rejoiced: "Brother Tian is not an idiot after all, he can tell at all, if you want him to pretend to be asleep, he will pretend to be real." Then he said in a low voice: "Grandpa said that you have low martial arts skills, and you are an idiot, and you are not worthy to be his grandson-in-law. The ten-day deadline will come tomorrow, and he will definitely kill you. We can't find Bai Wanjian, and even if we do, you won't be able to beat him. The only way is for us and my wife to escape and hide in the deep mountains so that grandpa can't find you." Shi Potian thought: "That's fine, why would grandpa kill me? Ding Dingdang is a child after all, and she took grandpa's jokes seriously, but she said that we two hid in the deep mountains so that grandpa could not find me. It was very fun.” Throughout his life, the two of them lived together in the deep mountains, and he felt that it was a natural life. Everything he encountered these days made him feel at a loss, and he was really looking forward to returning to the deep mountains. It was this beautiful and lovely Ding Ding Dangdang, and he couldn't help being very excited. Ding Dang said again: "If the two of us go ashore and escape, we will be chased by grandpa. No matter what, we can't escape. Remember, at three o'clock tonight, I suddenly hugged grandpa and cried, "Grandpa, please forgive me." Shi Lang, don't kill him, don't kill him!' You rush into the cabin immediately, use your right hand to use the 'Tiger Claw Hand' to grab the middle of Grandpa's vest, and use the left hand to use the 'Jade Maiden Needle' to hold his lower back. Remember , when you hear me say 'Don't kill him', you have to do it quickly, it's 'Tiger Claw Hand' and 'Jade Girl Holding a Needle'. Grandpa hugged my arms for me, and I can't separate them for a while to resist. You have strong internal strength, so you can take it , Grandpa can’t move anymore.” Shi Potian thought: "Ding Dingdang is really naughty, asked me to help, and made such a big joke on grandpa, but I don't know if grandpa will be angry? Well, since she likes to play around, I just do what she wants. It's interesting to think about it. Tight." Ding Dang said again in a low voice: "Grassing and grabbing is a matter of life and death for both of us. Use your left hand to touch the Lingtai acupoint on my vest, that's where the 'Tiger Claw Hand' should be grasped." Shi Potian still closed his eyes , slowly raised his left hand, and gently stroked Ding Danglingtai acupoint.Ding Dang said: "That's right, you need to move quickly in the dark, and you must be accurate in identifying the acupoints. I hugged my grandfather desperately, but I could only last for a while. As long as he was startled, he would throw me away immediately. At that time It will be very difficult for you to catch him. You can lightly touch the Xuanshu acupoint on my lower back to see if it is right. The trick of "Jade Girl Picking Needles" only uses two fingers, the thumb and the index finger. The fingertips penetrate the acupuncture points." Shi Potian moved his left hand down slowly, and gently scratched the "Xuanshu acupoint" on her back with two fingers, he didn't exert any force at this time, unexpectedly Ding Dang is a girl of Huanghua, she is very ticklish, With such a light scratch on his lower back, he couldn't help but burst out laughing, and said with a smile: "You are messing around!" Shi Potian laughed loudly.Ding Dang also reached out to tickle his flank.The two were giggling and laughing together, completely forgetting about pretending to be asleep.
At dusk that day, the old boatman moored his boat by a small town by the river, and went ashore to buy wine and vegetables. Ding Dang said, "Brother Tian, let's go ashore too." Shi Potian said, "Very good!" Ding Dang took his hand and went ashore to walk leisurely. There are only eighty or ninety families in that small town, and about ten of them are fish shops.The two walked to the edge of the city, seeing no one around them.Shi Potian said: "Grandpa is sleeping in the cabin, if we leave like this, don't we just escape?" He only hoped to hide in the mountains with Ding Dang as soon as possible.Ding Dang shook his head and said, "How can it be so easy, even if we escape ten or twenty li, he can still catch up." Suddenly a person behind him said harshly: "That's right, even if you escape a thousand miles, even ten thousand miles, we can still catch up." Shi Potian and Ding Dang turned their heads and saw two men coming out from behind a big tree, grinning at them.Shi Potian knew that these two people were Huyan Wanshan and Wen Wanfu from Xueshan School, he couldn't help being startled and secretly terrified. It turned out that two disciples of the Xueshan School found Shi Potian's traces in the Yangtze River, boarded the boat and started fighting, and one of them was seriously injured.Bai Wanjian was rewarded, so he dispatched all his juniors to pursue him by land and water.Huyan Wanshan and Wen Wanfu chased westward on their horses and met Shi Potian in this small town.Huyan Wanshan is a prudent person, thinking that the two of himself may not be the opponents of this boy surnamed Shi, and was about to launch a rocket into the sky to send a message according to Senior Brother Bai's instructions, but Wen Wanfu couldn't bear it, and immediately called out. Ding Dang was also surprised: "These two are Xueshan School disciples, I don't know if Bai Wanjian is nearby? If that person surnamed Bai also rushed over, Grandpa forced Shi Lang to fight him, it would be terrible." The two of them glanced sideways, and spat: "We are talking by ourselves, who wants you to interrupt? Brother Tian, let's go back to the boat." Shi Potian also felt timid, nodded, and the two turned around and left. 闻万夫向来便瞧不起这师侄，心想：“王万仞王师哥、张万风张师弟两人都折在这小子手下，也不知他二人怎么搞的。这小子要是当真武功高强，怎么会一招之间便给白师哥擒了来？我今日将他擒了去，那可是大功一件，从此在本门中出人头地。”当即喝道：“往哪里走？姓石的小子，乖乖跟我走吧！”口中叱喝，左手便向石破天肩头抓来。 石破天侧身避过，使出丁珰所教的擒拿手法，横臂格开来招。闻万夫一抓不中，飞脚便向石破天小腹上踢去。 这一脚如何拆解，石破天却没学过。他这半天中，心头翻来覆去的便是想着“虎爪手”和“玉女拈针”两招，危急之际，所想起的也只这两招。但闻万夫和他相对而立，这两招攻人后心的手法却全然用不上，这时他也顾不得合式不合式，拔步便抢尚对方身后。他内功深厚，转侧迅捷无比，这么一奔，便已将闻万夫那一足避过，同时右手“虎爪手”抓他灵台穴，左手“玉女拈针”拿他悬枢穴，内力到处，闻万夫微一痉挛，便即萎倒。 呼延万善正欲上前夹攻，突见石破天已拿住师弟要穴，情急之下不及抽剑，挥拳往石破天腰间击来。他这一拳用上了十成劲力，波的一响，跟着喀喇一声，右臂竟尔震断。 石破天却只腰间略觉疼痛，松手放开闻万夫时，只见他缩成了一团，毫不动弹，扳过他肩头，见他双目上挺，神情可怖。石破天吃了一惊，叫道：“啊哟，不好，丁丁当当，他……他……他怎么忽然抽筋，莫非……莫非死了？” 丁珰咯的一笑，道：“天哥，你这两招使得甚好，只不过慌慌张张的，姿式太也难看。你这么一拿，他死是不会死的，残废却免不了，双手双脚，总得治上一年半载吧。” 石破天伸手去扶闻万夫，道：“真……真对不起，我……我不是有意伤你，那怎么……怎么办？丁丁当当，得想法子给他治治。”丁珰伸手从闻万夫身畔抽出长剑，道：“你要让他不多受苦楚？那容易得紧，一剑杀了就是。”石破天忙道：“不行，不行！” 呼延万善怒道：“你这两个无耻小妖。雪山派弟子能杀不能辱。今日老子师兄弟折在你手里，快快把我们两个都杀了。多说这些气人的活干吗？” 石破天深恐丁珰真的将闻万夫杀了，忙夺下她手中长剑，在地下一插，说道：“丁丁当当，快……快回去吧。”拉着她衣袖，快步回船。 丁珰哂道：“听人说长乐帮石帮主心狠手辣，杀人不眨眼，怎地忽然婆婆妈妈起来？刚才之事，可别跟爷爷说。”石破天道：“是，我不说。你说那个人，他……他当真会手足残废？”丁珰道：“你拿了他两处要穴，若还不能令他手足残废，咱们丁家这一十八路擒拿手法还有什么用处？”石破天道：“那怎么你叫我待会也这么去擒拿爷爷？”丁珰笑道：“傻哥哥，爷爷是何等样人物，岂可和雪山派中这等脓包相比？你若侥幸能拿住爷爷这两处要穴，又能使上内力，最多令他两三个时辰难以行动，难道还能叫他残废了？” 石破天心头栗栗，怔忡不安，只是想着闻万夫适才的可怖模样。 这一晚迷迷糊糊的半醒半睡，到得半夜，果然听得丁珰在船舱中叫了起来：“爷爷，爷爷，你饶了石郎性命，别杀他，别杀他！”石破天急跃而起，抢到舱中，朦胧中只见丁珰抱了丁不三的上身，不住地叫：“爷爷，别杀石郎！” 石破天伸出双手，便要往丁不三后心抓去，陡然想起闻万夫缩成一团的可怖神情，心道：“我这双手抓将下去，倘若将爷爷也抓成这般模样，那可太对不起他，我……我决计不可。”当即悄悄退出船舱，抱头而睡。 丁珰眼见石破天抢进舱来，时刻配合得恰到好处，正欣喜间，不料他迟疑片刻，便即退出，功败垂成，不由得又急又怒。 ' 石破天回到后艄，心中兀自评评乱跳，过了一会儿，只听得丁珰道：“啊哟，爷爷，我怎么抱着你？我……我刚才做了个恶梦，梦见你将石郎打死了，我求你……求你饶他性命，你总不答允，谢天谢地，只不过是个梦。” 却听丁不三道：“你做梦也好，不做梦也好，天一亮便是咱们说好了的第十天。且瞧他这一日之中，能不能找到白万剑来将他打败了。”丁珰叹了门气，说道：“我知道石郎不是臼痴！”丁不三道：“是啊，他良心好！良心好的人若非傻子，便是白痴，该死之极。唉，以'虎爪手'抓灵台穴，以'玉女拈针'拿悬枢穴，妙计啊妙计！就可惜白痴良心好，不忍下手。不忍下手，就是白痴，白痴就该死。” 这几句话钻入了舱内舱外丁珰和石破天耳里，两人同时大惊：“爷爷怎知道我们的计策？”石破天还不怎么样，丁珰却不由得遍体都是冷汗，心想：“原来爷爷早已知晓，那么暗中自必有备，天哥刚才没下手，也不知是祸是福？” 石破天浑浑噩噩，却绝不信次日丁不三真会下手杀他，过不多时，便即睡着了。
天刚破晓，忽听得岸上人声喧哗，纷纷叫嚷：“在这里了！”“便是这艘船。”“别让老妖怪走了！”石破天坐起身来，只见岸边十多人手提灯笼火把，奔到船边，当先四五人抢上船头，大声叱喝：“老妖怪在哪里？害人老妖往哪里逃？” 丁不三从船舱中钻了出来，喝道：“什么东西在这里大呼小叫？” 一条汉子喝道：“是他，是他！快泼！”他身后两人手中拿着竹做的喷筒，对准丁不三，两股血水向他急速射去。岸七众人欢呼吆喝：“黑狗血洒中老妖怪，他就逃不了！” 可是这两股狗血哪里能溅巾丁不三半点？他腾身而起，心下大怒：“哪里来的妄人，当老夫是妖怪，用黑狗血喷我？”旁人不去惹他，他喜怒无常之时，举手便能杀人，何况有人欺上头来？他身子落下来时，双脚齐飞，踢中两名手持喷筒的汉子，跟着呼的一掌，将当先的大汉击得直飞出去。这三人都不会什么武功，中了这江湖怪杰的拳脚，哪里还有性命？两人当即死在船头，当先的那大汉在半空中便狂喷鲜血。 丁不三又要举脚向余人扫去，忽听得丁珰在身后冷冷地道：“爷爷，一日不过三！” 丁不三一怔，盛怒之下，险些儿忘了自己当年立下的毒誓，这一脚离那船头汉子已不过尺许，当下硬生生地收脚。 众人吓得魂飞魄散，叫道：“老妖怪厉害，快逃，快逃！”雾时之间逃了个干干净净，灯笼火把有的抛在江中，有的丢在岸上。三具尸首一在岸上，二在船头，谁也顾不得了。 丁不三将船头的尸首踢人江中，向艄公道：“快开船，再有人来，我可不能杀啦！”那艄公吓得呆了，双手不住发抖，几乎无力拔篙。丁不三提起竹篙，将船撑离岸边。狗血没射到人，却都射在舱里，腥气难闻。 丁不三冷冷地道：“阿珰，你捣这鬼为了什么？”丁珰笑道：“爷爷，你说过的话算不算数？”丁不三道：“我几时说过话不算数了？”丁珰道：“好，你说十天一满，若是石郎没将那姓白的打败，便要杀他。今日是第十日，可是你已经杀了三个人啦！” 丁不三一凛，怒道：“小丫头，诡计多端，原来爷爷上了你的恶当。” 丁珰极是得意，笑吟吟地道：“丁家三老爷素来说话算数，你说在第十天上定要杀了这小子，可是'一日不过三'，你已杀了三个人，这第四个人，便不能杀了。你既在第十天上杀他不得，以后也就不能再杀了。我瞧你的孙女婿儿也不是真的什么白痴，等他身子慢慢复原，武功自会大进，包不丢了你的脸面便是。” 丁不三伸足在船头用力一蹬，喀的一声，船头木板登时给他踹了一个洞，怒道：“不成，不成！丁不三折在你小丫头手下，便已丢了脸。”丁珰笑道：“我是你的孙女儿，大家是一家人，有什么丢不丢脸的？这件事我又不会说出去。”丁不三怒道：“我输了便心中不痛快，你说不说有什么相干？”丁珰道：“那就算是你赢好了。”丁不三道：“输便输，赢便嬴。我又不是你那不成器的四爷爷，他小时候跟我打架，输了反而自吹是赢了。” 石破天听着他祖孙二人对话，这才恍然大悟，原来那些人是丁珰故意引了来给她爷爷杀的，好让他连杀三人之后，限于“一日不过三”的规定，便不能再杀他，眼看丁不三于一瞬间连杀三人的凶狠神态，那么要杀死自己的话，只怕也不是开玩笑了；见丁珰笑嘻嘻地走到后艄，便道：“丁丁当当，你为了救我性命，却无缘无故地害死了三人，那不是……不是太也残忍了么？”丁珰脸一沉，说道：“是你害的，怎么反而怪起我来了？”石破天惘然道：“是……是我害的？”丁珰道：“怎么不是？昨晚你事到临头，不敢动手。否则咱二人早已逃得远远的到了深山之中，又何至累那三人无辜送命？” 石破天心想这话倒也不错，一时说不出话来。 忽听得丁不三哈哈大笑，说道：“有了，有了！姓石的白痴，爷爷要挖出你眼珠子，斩了你的双手，叫你死是死不了，却成为一个废人。我只须不取你性命，那就不算破了'一日不过三'的规矩。”丁珰和石破天面面相觑，神色大变。 丁不三越想越得意，不住口地道：“妙计，妙计！小白痴，我不杀死你，却将你弄成人不像人，鬼不像鬼。阿珰哪，那总可以的吧？”丁珰一时无辞可辩，只得道：“这第十天又没过，说不定待会就遇到白万剑，石郎又出手将他打败了呢？”丁不三呵呵而笑，道：“不错，不错，咱们须得公平交易，童叟无欺。爷爷等到今晚三更再动手便了。” 丁珰愁肠百结，再也想不出别的法子来令石破天脱此危难。偏偏石破天仍似不知大祸临头，反来问她：“你为什么皱起了眉头，有什么心事？”丁珰嗔道：“你没听爷爷说么？他要挖了你眼珠子，斩了你双手。”石破天笑道：“爷爷说笑话吓人呢，你也当真！他挖了我眼睛、斩了我双手去，又有什么用？我又没得罪他。” 丁珰由嗔转怒，心道：“这人行事婆婆妈妈，脑筋糊里糊涂，我一辈子跟着他确也没趣得紧，爷爷要杀他，让他死了便是。”但想到爷爷待会将他挖去双目、斩去双手，自己如果回心转意，又要起他来，我丁丁当当嫁了这么一个没眼没手的丈夫，更加无味之极。 眼见太阳渐渐西沉，丁珰面向船尾，见自己和石破天的影子双双浮在江而之上，就像是游泳一般，随舟逐波而西。丁珰侧过身来，见石破天背脊向着自己，她双手伸出，便向他背心要穴拿去。她右手使“虎爪手”抓住石破天背心灵台穴，左手以“玉女拈针”拿他悬枢穴。石破天绝无防备，两处要穴给她拿住后，立时全身酸软，动弹不得。 丁珰却受到他内力震荡，身子向后反弹，险些堕入江中，伸手抓住船篷，骂道：“爷爷要挖你双眼，斩你双手，你这种废人留在世上，就算不丢爷爷的脸，我丁丁当当也没脸见人了。也不用爷爷动手，我自己先挖出你眼珠子。”在后艄取过一条长长的帆索，将石破天双手双脚都缚住了，又将帆索从肩至脚，一圈又一圈地紧紧捆绑，少说也缠了八九十阍，直如一只大粽子相似。 本来如此这般的被擒拿了穴道，一个对时中难以开口说话，但石破天内力深厚，四肢虽不能动，却张门说道：“丁丁当当，你跟我闹着玩吗？”他话是这般说，但见着丁珰凶狠的神气，也已知道大事不妙，眼神中流露出乞怜之色。丁珰伸足在他腰间狠狠踢了一脚，骂道：“哼，我跟你闹着玩？死在临头，还在发你清秋大梦，这般的傻蛋，我将你千刀万剐，也是不冤。”嗖的一声，拔出了柳叶刀来，在石破天脸颊上来回擦了两下，作磨刀之状。 石破天大骇，说道：“丁丁当当，我今后总听你话就是。你杀了我，我……我……可活不转来啦！”丁珰恨
After eating, Shi Potian and Ding Dang washed the dishes at the stern side by side.Seeing his grandfather sitting on the bow, Ding Dang said in a low voice: "I will teach you a set of capture techniques later, you have to memorize them carefully." Shi Potian said: "Have you learned how to compete with that master Bai?" Ding Dang said "Are you really an idiot? Brother Tian, you...you weren't like this before." Shi Potian said, "What happened to me before?" Opening his mouth is sweeter than honey, full of cleverness, talking and laughing, coaxing me so much, every word he speaks is unexpected. You are really stupid now." Shi Potian sighed, Said: "I'm not your brother Tian, he will please you, but I won't, you'd better go to him." Ding Dang softly begged: "Brother Tian, are you angry with me? Shi Potian shook his head and said, "How could I be angry with you? I'll tell you the truth, but you won't believe me." Ding Dang looked at the surging river beside the boat, and said to himself: "I don't know when he will change back to how he was before." After shaking twice, it disappeared. Shi Potian said: "Ding Ding Dangdang, I will never become your Tian Ge. If I am always such...such...an idiot, you will never like me, will you?" Ding Dang was about to cry, and said: "I don't know, I don't know!" He was so troubled that he grabbed porcelain bowls and threw them into the river one after another. Shi Potian said: "I... If I am articulate and can please you with my words, then I can talk non-stop all day, that's okay. But... But I'm really not your 'Brother Tian'. If you want me You can't even pretend." Ding Dang stared at him intently, at that time the sun was just rising, reflecting his blushing, bright eyes, but a very sincere expression on his face.Ding Dang sighed quietly, and said: "If you are not my heavenly brother, why do you have scars from my bite on your shoulders? Why do you like to flirt so much, since you went to seduce the wife of the Lord Zhanxiang in your gang, Going to flirt with that flower girl from the Xueshan School again? If you are my heavenly brother, why are you suddenly in a daze, not half as smart and romantic as before?" Shi Potian smiled and said: "I'm your husband, can't I be honest?" Ding Dang shook his head and said: "No, I'd rather you be as lively and mischievous as before, stealing other people's wives or flirting with other people's daughters, I don’t like you who are so well-behaved.” Shi Potian always had a big doubt in his heart about stealing other people’s wives, so he asked: “Stealing other people’s wives? What are you doing? If you say something and take something from someone, you are a thief. If I steal someone's wife, am I also a thief?" Hearing what he said, Ding Dang became more and more entangled, it was simply inexplicable, he couldn't help but get angry, stretched out his hand and twisted his ear and pulled it hard, immediately tearing out the blood from the root of his ear. Shi Potian couldn't bear the pain, so he made a backhand.Ding Dang only felt an unusually strong force hit her arm, and his body slammed backwards, almost breaking the wooden pillars on the rear canopy.She said "Ah yo" and scolded: "Damn, did you hit your wife? With such great strength." Shi Potian hurriedly said: "I'm sorry! I... I didn't mean it." Ding Dang looked at her arm, and saw a bruised and purple big one, suddenly, the anger on her pretty face turned into joy, she took Shi Potian's hands, shook them again and again, and said: "God Brother, it turns out that you are really pretending to lie to me." Shi Potian was stunned and said: "What are you pretending to be?" Ding Dang said: "You haven't lost a single bit of martial arts." Shi Potian said: "I don't know martial arts." Ding Dang said angrily: "You talk nonsense, I don't care You." He stretched out his palm and slapped him on the left cheek. Shi Potian turned his head to one side, stretching out his palm to wait for the grid, but Ding Dang is a family handed down palm technique, and his movement is erratic, Shi Potian didn't have any martial arts techniques in this grid, so naturally the grid was empty, he felt a pain on his face, and there was no sound He gave him a palm without interest. Ding Dang's arm trembled violently, Shi Potian's cheek bounced off his palm, and he couldn't help saying "Ah yo", but the panic was more serious than Shi Potian's.She thought that since Shi Potian's martial arts was not lost, he easily dodged this palm of hers, so she naturally exerted her sect's insidious soft force in her palm, but she didn't expect Shi Potian's stroke to be so clumsy, almost like He doesn't know martial arts at all, but when his palm touched his cheek, he was shocked by his internal force.She grabbed her right palm with her left hand, and saw a small black palm print sunken on Shi Potian's left cheek.Her "Hei Sha Palm" was handed down by her grandfather, it is really powerful, fortunately she is not very knowledgeable, and Shi Potian has deep internal energy, so the injury is not very light, but the black palm print is finally left, and it will not fade away until half a month later. .With pity and guilt, she put her arms around his waist, pressed her cheek against his left cheek, and cried: "Brother Tian, I really don't know, so you haven't recovered."! Shi Potianyu was hugging her, her face didn't hurt much, and she sighed: "Ding Ding Dangdang, you are angry at one moment and happy at the other, what is it for, I really don't understand." Ding Dang said anxiously: "Then... what should I do? Then what should I do?" He sat up straight, took out a small porcelain bottle from his bosom, poured out a pill for him, and said, "Oh, I hope I don't leave any medicine behind. Scars are good." The two cuddled and sat on the back of the boat, and neither of them spoke for a while. After a long time, Ding Dang put his mouth close to his ear, and said in a low voice: "Brother Tian, after you got this illness, you have forgotten your martial arts, but you can't forget your internal strength. I will teach you a set of grappling hands. It is of great use." Shi Potian nodded and said: "If you are willing to teach me, I will learn with my heart." Ding Dang stretched out his fingers, and lightly stroked the black palm print on his cheek. Feeling very sorry, he suddenly leaned over and kissed the palm print. In an instant, the faces of both of them were flushed with shame, and both felt extremely sweet in their hearts. Ding Dang brushed his hair!Show him the 18-way grappling hand.Shi Potian taught six ways that day, and Shi Potian memorized them all.Follow the two people to disassemble one by one.The next day I taught another six ways. After three days, Shi Potian has practiced the 18-way grappling hand quite proficiently.Although there are only 18 ways of grasping, the changes in it are really complicated.During these three days, Shi Potian only disassembled with Ding Dang.Ding Busan watched coldly, sometimes making sarcastic remarks and ridiculing a few words.On the fourth day, the sword wound on Shi Potian's chest had largely healed. Seeing Shi Lang's rapid progress, Ding Dang was secretly delighted. Hearing that, Ding Busan called him an "idiot" again, and asked, "Grandpa, our Ding family's 18-way capture master, how many days does it take for an idiot to learn it?" meeting?" Ding Busan was at a loss for words, seeing that Shi Potian had indeed learned this set of grappling hands, so this person is not insane, is this kid pretending, or has he really forgotten all the past?He refused to lose, and argued strongly: "Some idiots are smart, and some idiots are stupid. Smart idiots can learn it in half a day, and idiots and idiots are like your Shi Lang, it takes three days to learn it." Ding Dang pursed his lips and smiled. He said: "Grandpa, how many days did it take you to learn this set of grappling methods?" Ding Busan said: "How many days did it take me? Your great-grandfather only told me once, and it took only half a day. Learned everything." Ding Dang smiled and said, "Haha, Grandpa, so you are a smart idiot." Ding Busan said with a sullen face, "You're talking nonsense." At this moment, a small boat came up from the lower reaches.The two sides of the local area are open and the river is calm, but seeing the boat with high sails, four people paddled the wooden oars rapidly, the boat is small and light, gradually approaching Ding Busan's boat.There were two men in white clothes standing at the bow of the boat, one of them shouted loudly: "Is the boy surnamed Shi in the front boat? Stop the boat, stop the boat!" Ding Dang hummed lightly, and said: "Grandpa, someone from Xueshan sent after Shi Lang is here." Ding Busan smiled and said: "Let them catch this idiot, cut him into pieces, and take advantage of Grandpa's death." Wish." Ding Dang asked: "Catch smart idiots? Or catch fools and idiots?" Ding Busan said: "Naturally enough to catch fools and idiots, who dares to catch smart idiots?" Ding Dang smiled: "Yes, smart idiots are powerful. Shocking the world, martial arts are so high, who dares to offend him?" Ding Busan was stunned, and said angrily: "Little girl, how dare you go around and scold grandpa?" Ding Dang said: "Snow Mountain faction killed your grandson-in-law, and the words are always happy. Let me ask you if you want someone, Master Ding San doesn't have much face, does he?" Ding Bu San said: "Why don't you have face? You have face very much." Feeling that this is difficult to justify, he said: "Who dares to say that Ding Lao San has no face, I broke his neck." Ding Dang said to himself Xiao Yu: "Other people don't dare to say anything, just afraid that fourth grandpa will talk nonsense, saying that if he has a grandson-in-law, he will never let others kill him. I don't know if grandpa dares to twist himself My brother's neck? Even if I have the courage, I don't know if I have the ability." Ding Buda was furious, and said: "You said that the fourth brother's martial arts is better than mine? Fart, fart! He is far worse than me .” While talking, the boat came closer.Only two white-clothed men shouted loudly: "Wu Na man, you seem to be that boy Shi Zhongyu from Changle Gang, why don't you stop the boat?" Shi Potian said: "Ding Ding Dangdang, someone is chasing him, what do you think should be done?" Ding Dang said: "How do I know what to do? You are such a big man, don't you have any idea?" At this moment, the small boat approached to a distance of Zhangxu, the two men in white shouted in unison, and jumped onto the back of the boat.The two held long swords in their hands, shining brightly. Shi Potian saw that these two were Xueshan sect disciples who had met in the earth temple, he thought: "I don't know why I offended them, these Xueshan sect people chase me so hard?" He only heard a sneer, A person stabbed at his shoulder with a sword.During these three days, Shi Potian and Ding Dang kept dismantling the moves, and often his hands and feet were a little slow, and she twisted his ears and pulled his hair. He suffered a lot. The Qing couple's moves were quite different, seeing the sword coming, they did not hesitate to think about it, they used the eighth move "Wind Tail Hand", made a semicircle with their hands, grabbed the man's wrist and twisted it. The man let out an "ah" and dropped his sword.Taking advantage of the momentum, Shi Potian raised his right elbow, and hit the man's chin with a slap.The man's jaw was broken, his mouth full of blood and more than a dozen teeth spurted out of the ship's plank. Shi Potian never expected that this move of "Phoenix Tail Hand" would be so powerful, he couldn't help but froze with fright, his heart beating wildly. The second Xueshan disciple was about to step forward to attack, but suddenly saw that the brother who came with him was seriously injured.This senior brother's kung fu is higher than him, he thought that if he stepped forward, he would definitely not be able to win favor with him, so he immediately rushed to hug his senior brother.At this time, the small boat was already sailing side by side with the big boat, the man jumped back to the small boat with the wounded in his arms, and ordered to close the awning and turn the boat. Seeing the boat turn around and go down the current, the distance between the two boats was not long.But the sound of cursing could be heard faintly along the east wind.Shi Potian looked at the pool of blood and ten teeth on the board, he was surprised and felt guilty at the same time, he murmured to himself: "This... I'm really sorry!" Ding Dang came out of the cabin, walked to him, smiled and said: "Brother Tian, this move of 'Phoenix Hand' is clean and neat, which makes it very good." Shi Potian shook his head and said, "Why didn't you follow me beforehand?" Explain? If I had known that I would hit him so hard, I would not have learned this skill." Ding Dang's heart sank, and he pondered: "This idiot has an attack of stupidity, and he's talking about being stupid again." He said: "Since learning martial arts, of course the more powerful the better. If your move of 'Phoenix Hand' just now is not perfect , His long sword has already pierced your shoulder. If you don’t hurt others, they will hurt you. Do you like to hurt others, or do you like to be hurt by others? A few teeth are the least serious injuries. In the martial arts, there is a risk of life at any moment. You have a good conscience, but the other party has a bad conscience. If you give someone a sword to penetrate people's hearts, what good is your conscience?" Shi Potian pondered and said: "It's best that you teach me a kung fu. You won't injure or kill others, and you won't let them injure or kill me. Everyone is laughing and joking, just be friends, not enemies." Ding Dang With a wry smile, he said: "Still talking nonsense! We martial arts learners are desperate when we get started. Are you playing hide-and-seek or playing with mud and sand?" Shi Potian said: "I like hide-and-seek and play with mud and sand, but I don't like to fight desperately with my hands. It's a pity that no one has been playing hide-and-seek with me, and Ah Huang can't." The more Ding Dang listened to it, the more annoyed he became, and he said angrily, "You fool, whoever talks to you will be in trouble." Don't bother with him out of anger, and return Go to the cabin and sleep with your clothes on.
Ding Busan said: "Really? I said he is an idiot, but he is an idiot after all. Good martial arts is an idiot, and bad martial arts is also an idiot. It's better to kill him as soon as possible, so as not to get angry." Ding Dang thought: "If Shi Lang is really so confused forever, how can I stay with him forever? It would be better to kill him with one knife according to my grandfather's words, so that my eyes will be clean." But then he thought of his life before his serious illness. All kinds of sweet words, even if he didn't say a word, as long as he quietly glanced at himself, it would be able to speak with his eyebrows, eyes with words, and a romantic attitude, which really made people drunk like drinking fine wine; , really turned upside down and couldn't help himself, but unexpectedly, a serious illness turned a handsome and clever gentleman into a pedantic and dull block.The more she thought about it, the more troubled she became, she couldn't help sobbing, and covered her head with the thin quilt. Ding Busan said: "What's the use of crying? You can't turn an idiot into a genius by crying!" Ding Dang said angrily, "Is it possible to turn a fool into a smart idiot?" Ding Busan said angrily: "Nonsense again!" Ding Dang couldn't help weeping, thinking: "Look at the expression of the beautiful girl from the Xueshan School, she is so angry at Shi Lang, it seems that he hasn't succeeded yet. He can't flirt with a beautiful girl when he sees a beautiful girl, how can he look like a man?" Husband? I’m really married to such a well-behaved fool, what’s the fun of being a human?” She cried in the middle of the night, and then thought: "I have married him, and it is justifiable that I am his wife. In the past few days, during the daytime, he practiced martial arts with him, and he only practiced martial arts in a serious manner, and never took the opportunity to touch me. One. Sleeping at night, the distance is only a few feet, but don’t say that you don’t get into my bed to kiss me, and don’t even pinch my hands and feet. What kind of newlyweds are they? Don’t say newlyweds, they are just seven or eight Ten-year-old old couples should also make out with each other." Hearing that Shi Potian was sleeping on the back stern, breathing deeply, sleeping soundly, she felt angry from her heart, touched the lancet from her side, gently pulled it out of its sheath, gritted her teeth and thought to herself: "This kind of stupid Husband, what's the use of staying in this world?" Walking quietly to the rear, he said in his heart: "Shi Lang Shi Lang, this is your own change, so don't blame me for being cruel." Lifting the knife, he was about to strike his head with a dagger. Finally, her heart softened, and she gently turned his shoulders, wanting to take one last look at him before he died. Shi Potian turned around in his sleep, the faint moonlight shone on his face, but he saw a very sweet smile on his face, he didn't know what a good dream he was having.Ding Dang said in his heart: "You are going to die in a blink of an eye. It will not be too late to kill you after this sweet dream is over, and you will not fight for this moment." He sat next to him with his knees wrapped around him, staring at his face, just waiting As soon as he suppressed his smile, he swung his knife and chopped down. After a while, Shi Potian suddenly heard him say in a daze: "Ding Ding Dangdang, you...why are you angry? But...but you are angry, you look very good-looking, it's true...really very beautiful... I just look at one hundred days, one thousand days, it will never be enough, ten thousand days... one hundred thousand days, no, five thousand days... is not enough..." Ding Dang listened quietly, and couldn't help but feel flustered, thinking: "Shi Lang, Shi Lang, so you never forget me in your sleep. Wouldn't it be good if you told me such nice words during the day? Alas, one day, your stupidity will be healed, and you will tell me these words." Seeing the dew on the side of the ship wet the boards, Shi Potian's clothes were thin, feeling sorry for him, and tore out a thin quilt in the cabin , covered him lightly, and stared at him for a long time before returning to the cabin. Ding Busan scolded: "In the middle of the night, a little mouse crawls around. It's cowardly, but dare not do it. What's the point! I don't know if it's from my Ding family?" Ding Dang knew that her behavior was seen by her grandpa. At this time, she was happy in her heart, and she didn't care about her grandpa's sarcasm. She turned over and over in her mind and only thought about these few words: "But you look very good when you are angry. ... I see ten thousand days, one hundred thousand days, but it’s not enough.” Suddenly, he burst out laughing and said in his heart: “This idiot brother, even talking in his sleep is also idiotic. Let’s live a lifetime A hundred years old, but only thirty-six thousand people, how can there be one hundred thousand days to see? You say that, it seems that five thousand days is more than one hundred thousand days!" She cried and laughed by herself for a long time, and didn't fall asleep until the fourth watch, but after a short sleep, she was awakened by Shi Potian's voice, only to hear him yelling loudly from the back of the boat: "Hey, this is terrible. How strange! Ding Ding Dangdang, how did your quilt come onto me in the middle of the night? Could it be that the quilt has legs?" Ding Dang was so ashamed, he jumped up from the cabin, grabbed the back stern, saw Shi Potian holding the thin quilt in his hand, and said loudly: "Ding Dangdang, do you think this is strange? This quilt..." Ding Dang blushed, grabbed the quilt with his hands, and shouted in a low voice: "Don't say any more, what's so strange about the quilt's feet?" Shi Potian said, "Isn't it strange that the quilt has feet? where?" Ding Dang turned his head and saw the old boatman pulling the pole and sailing. He squinted at himself with a half-smile, and couldn't help making his face even more ashamed like a red cloth. He said angrily, "You still say?" He twisted his ear with his left hand . Shi Potian raised his right hand, and naturally used eighteen ways to capture the "He Xiang Shou" in his hand.Ding Dang turned his right hand around and took him down instead.Shi Potian crossed his left elbow to seal her grasp, and then grabbed her shoulder with his right hand.Ding Dang tossed the quilt onto the board of the boat, and made a move back. She knew that Shi Potian's inner strength was fierce, and her palms and arms did not touch his palms.In an instant, the two of them had unraveled more than one move.Ding Dang hit faster and faster, Shi Potian was so concentrated that he didn't miss a single thread. After dozens of moves, Ding Dang used "Dragon Teng Claw" to grab the top of his head.Shi Potian turned his wrist back, this strike was extremely quick, Ding Dang couldn't draw back his hand, he had already touched the acupuncture points on his wrist with five fingers, he felt a strong heat from his wrist to his arm, from his arm to his waist, and he turned straight down.This strong internal force was directly transmitted from the waist to the legs, Ding Dang couldn't stand upright, and fell on one side of his body, just in time to fall on the thin quilt. Shi Potian's childish innocence grew, he leaned over and wrapped the quilt around her body, hugged her up, and said with a smile, "Why did you twist me? I threw you into the river to feed the big fish." Ding Dang hugged her, although separated by A quilt, could not help being sore all over, shy and happy, smiled and said: "You dare!" Shi Potian smiled and said: "Why not?" He gently sent her, including the person and the quilt, and threw her into the cabin. Ding Dang got out of the quilt and walked to the back of the boat.Shi Potian was afraid that she would fight again, so he took a step back and put his hands in a stance. Ding Dang laughed and said: "Don't play! Look at your virtue, you put on airs, you look like a farmer, and you don't have the demeanor of a martial arts master!" Shi Potian laughed: "I am not a martial arts master. Ding Dang said: "Congratulations, congratulations! You have learned this set of grappling techniques, and you are better than blue. Even I, as a master, am no longer my disciple's opponent." Ding Busan said coldly in the cabin: "I want to compete with Bai Wanjian, a master of the Snow Mountain School, but I'm still so far behind." Ding Dang said: "Grandpa, he has learned kung fu so quickly. As long as he learns from you for a year or so, even if he is not invincible, being your grandson-in-law will not disgrace your old man." Ding Busan sneered Said: "Ding Laosan said, is there any change? First, I said that since he wants to marry you, he will never try to learn martial arts from me; second, I will give him ten days to defeat the white Wan Jian. In another five days, he will be gone, so what are you talking about for a year or so?" Ding Dang felt chills in his heart, last night he wanted to kill Shi Potian with his own hands, but today he is absolutely reluctant to let Shi Lang die at the hands of his grandfather, but what his grandfather said never counts, so what should he do? ?After thinking about it, I can only follow the original method and find out a trick from the eighteen ways of capture. So in the next few days, apart from eating and sleeping, Ding Dang only disassembled the changes of the eighteen ways of grappling with Shi Potian over and over again.In the end, Shi Potian has practiced extremely proficiently, even if he doesn't rely on his strong internal strength, he can barely resist Ding Dang's attack and retreat, and he is on a par with Ding Dang. On the morning of the eighth day, Ding Busan coughed and said, "There are only three days left." Ding Dang said: "Grandpa, if you want him to defeat Bai Wanjian, I don't think it's a difficult task. Although Bai Wanjian's Xueshan School's swordsmanship is powerful, it is still not comparable to my Ding family's martial arts. Shi Lang's set of capture I have almost practiced my hands. With just a pair of bare hands, I was able to snatch the long sword from that surnamed Bai. He snatched the long sword with his bare hands, does he count as Sheng Guang?" Ding Busan sneered and said: "The little girl is so sloppy! With his little ability, he... can snatch the long sword from Qihan Northwest's hand? I tell you not to dream of Qingqiu as soon as possible. It is your grandfather, I'm afraid that a pair of empty hands can't take the long sword from that surnamed Bai." Ding Dang said: "So even you can't take it, so I can see your martial arts...huh, hum, it's just...huh, hum!" Ding Dang said. Bu San said angrily, "What hum?" Ding Dang looked up at the sky, and said, "Hum hum means hum, which means you have great martial arts." Ding Busan said, "What ghost do you mean? Hum hum means that My martial arts are mediocre." Ding Dang said: "You said your martial arts are mediocre, but I didn't say so." Ding Busan said: "You can hum or haha, in short, within ten days he can't After defeating Bai Wanjian, I will kill this idiot." Ding Dang pursed his lips and said, "You told him to defeat Bai Wanjian within ten days, but if he can't find that surnamed Bai within ten days, it's not Shi Lang's fault." Ding Busan said "I said ten days, that's ten days. Whether you can find it or not, if you don't defeat him within ten days, I will kill this little idiot." Ding Dang said urgently: "There are only three people left now. God, but where can I find Bai Wanjian? You...you...you really are unreasonable." Ding Busan smiled and said: "If Ding Busan is reasonable, he is not Ding Busan. You come Ask around in Jianghu, when did Ding Busan explain the truth?"
On the ninth day, there was always a smile on the corner of Ding Busan's mouth, sometimes he looked sideways at Shi Potian, his eyes were extremely strange, with three points of contempt, but seven points of murderous intent. Ding Dang knew that his grandfather was going to kill Shi Lang on the tenth day. Not to mention that Shi Potian's martial arts were still far behind Bai Wanjian's, even if he really defeated him, in just two days, on the vast river, there was Where can I find this "Qihan Northwest"? At the end of the day, Ding Dang and Shi Potian took off their grappling hands for a while, her cheeks flushed, she yawned, and said, "It's still so hot in August!" Sitting next to Shi Potian, she pointed to the river side by side. The two waterfowls swimming said, "Brother Tian, look at how happy and happy this couple of waterfowls are swimming in the middle of the river. If an arrow kills the male bird, the female bird will be lonely and helpless. Wouldn't it be pitiful?" Shi Potian said: "When I was hunting and shooting birds in the mountains, I didn't think it was male or female. According to you, I will only choose female birds to shoot from now on!" Ding Dang sighed and thought: "My Shi Lang is stupid after all." He yawned again, leaned against Shi Potian, leaned his head on his shoulder, and closed his eyes. Shi Potian said: "Ding Ding Dangdang, are you tired? I'll help you sleep in the cabin, okay?" Ding Dang said in a daze, "No, that's the way I like to sleep." Letting her use his left shoulder as a pillow, she could only hear her breath taking a long breath, and she fell asleep more and more deeply. Her hair brushed against her left cheek, and she felt slightly itchy, but it was also indescribably comfortable. All of a sudden, a very tiny voice penetrated into his left ear, as light as a buzzer, almost indistinguishable: "I'm talking to you, you just listen, don't nod your head, don't even speak, and don't show your face at all. An air of wonder. You'd better close your eyes, pretend to be asleep, and snore a little more to cover my words." Shi Potian felt very strange, and thought she was talking in sleep, he squinted, but saw her long eyelashes covering both eyes, suddenly the left eye opened, blinked at him twice, and then closed again.Shi Potian realized immediately: "So she wanted to tell me a few secret words so that grandpa would not hear." So he also yawned, and said, "So tired!" He closed his eyes. Ding Dang secretly rejoiced: "Brother Tian is not an idiot after all, he can tell at all, if you want him to pretend to be asleep, he will pretend to be real." Then he said in a low voice: "Grandpa said that you have low martial arts skills, and you are an idiot, and you are not worthy to be his grandson-in-law. The ten-day deadline will come tomorrow, and he will definitely kill you. We can't find Bai Wanjian, and even if we do, you won't be able to beat him. The only way is for us and my wife to escape and hide in the deep mountains so that grandpa can't find you." Shi Potian thought: "That's fine, why would grandpa kill me? Ding Dingdang is a child after all, and she took grandpa's jokes seriously, but she said that we two hid in the deep mountains so that grandpa could not find me. It was very fun.” Throughout his life, the two of them lived together in the deep mountains, and he felt that it was a natural life. Everything he encountered these days made him feel at a loss, and he was really looking forward to returning to the deep mountains. It was this beautiful and lovely Ding Ding Dangdang, and he couldn't help being very excited. Ding Dang said again: "If the two of us go ashore and escape, we will be chased by grandpa. No matter what, we can't escape. Remember, at three o'clock tonight, I suddenly hugged grandpa and cried, "Grandpa, please forgive me." Shi Lang, don't kill him, don't kill him!' You rush into the cabin immediately, use your right hand to use the 'Tiger Claw Hand' to grab the middle of Grandpa's vest, and use the left hand to use the 'Jade Maiden Needle' to hold his lower back. Remember , when you hear me say 'Don't kill him', you have to do it quickly, it's 'Tiger Claw Hand' and 'Jade Girl Holding a Needle'. Grandpa hugged my arms for me, and I can't separate them for a while to resist. You have strong internal strength, so you can take it , Grandpa can’t move anymore.” Shi Potian thought: "Ding Dingdang is really naughty, asked me to help, and made such a big joke on grandpa, but I don't know if grandpa will be angry? Well, since she likes to play around, I just do what she wants. It's interesting to think about it. Tight." Ding Dang said again in a low voice: "Grassing and grabbing is a matter of life and death for both of us. Use your left hand to touch the Lingtai acupoint on my vest, that's where the 'Tiger Claw Hand' should be grasped." Shi Potian still closed his eyes , slowly raised his left hand, and gently stroked Ding Danglingtai acupoint.Ding Dang said: "That's right, you need to move quickly in the dark, and you must be accurate in identifying the acupoints. I hugged my grandfather desperately, but I could only last for a while. As long as he was startled, he would throw me away immediately. At that time It will be very difficult for you to catch him. You can lightly touch the Xuanshu acupoint on my lower back to see if it is right. The trick of "Jade Girl Picking Needles" only uses two fingers, the thumb and the index finger. The fingertips penetrate the acupuncture points." Shi Potian moved his left hand down slowly, and gently scratched the "Xuanshu acupoint" on her back with two fingers, he didn't exert any force at this time, unexpectedly Ding Dang is a girl of Huanghua, she is very ticklish, With such a light scratch on his lower back, he couldn't help but burst out laughing, and said with a smile: "You are messing around!" Shi Potian laughed loudly.Ding Dang also reached out to tickle his flank.The two were giggling and laughing together, completely forgetting about pretending to be asleep.
At dusk that day, the old boatman moored his boat by a small town by the river, and went ashore to buy wine and vegetables. Ding Dang said, "Brother Tian, let's go ashore too." Shi Potian said, "Very good!" Ding Dang took his hand and went ashore to walk leisurely. There are only eighty or ninety families in that small town, and about ten of them are fish shops.The two walked to the edge of the city, seeing no one around them.Shi Potian said: "Grandpa is sleeping in the cabin, if we leave like this, don't we just escape?" He only hoped to hide in the mountains with Ding Dang as soon as possible.Ding Dang shook his head and said, "How can it be so easy, even if we escape ten or twenty li, he can still catch up." Suddenly a person behind him said harshly: "That's right, even if you escape a thousand miles, even ten thousand miles, we can still catch up." Shi Potian and Ding Dang turned their heads and saw two men coming out from behind a big tree, grinning at them.Shi Potian knew that these two people were Huyan Wanshan and Wen Wanfu from Xueshan School, he couldn't help being startled and secretly terrified. It turned out that two disciples of the Xueshan School found Shi Potian's traces in the Yangtze River, boarded the boat and started fighting, and one of them was seriously injured.Bai Wanjian was rewarded, so he dispatched all his juniors to pursue him by land and water.Huyan Wanshan and Wen Wanfu chased westward on their horses and met Shi Potian in this small town.Huyan Wanshan is a prudent person, thinking that the two of himself may not be the opponents of this boy surnamed Shi, and was about to launch a rocket into the sky to send a message according to Senior Brother Bai's instructions, but Wen Wanfu couldn't bear it, and immediately called out. Ding Dang was also surprised: "These two are Xueshan School disciples, I don't know if Bai Wanjian is nearby? If that person surnamed Bai also rushed over, Grandpa forced Shi Lang to fight him, it would be terrible." The two of them glanced sideways, and spat: "We are talking by ourselves, who wants you to interrupt? Brother Tian, let's go back to the boat." Shi Potian also felt timid, nodded, and the two turned around and left. 闻万夫向来便瞧不起这师侄，心想：“王万仞王师哥、张万风张师弟两人都折在这小子手下，也不知他二人怎么搞的。这小子要是当真武功高强，怎么会一招之间便给白师哥擒了来？我今日将他擒了去，那可是大功一件，从此在本门中出人头地。”当即喝道：“往哪里走？姓石的小子，乖乖跟我走吧！”口中叱喝，左手便向石破天肩头抓来。 石破天侧身避过，使出丁珰所教的擒拿手法，横臂格开来招。闻万夫一抓不中，飞脚便向石破天小腹上踢去。 这一脚如何拆解，石破天却没学过。他这半天中，心头翻来覆去的便是想着“虎爪手”和“玉女拈针”两招，危急之际，所想起的也只这两招。但闻万夫和他相对而立，这两招攻人后心的手法却全然用不上，这时他也顾不得合式不合式，拔步便抢尚对方身后。他内功深厚，转侧迅捷无比，这么一奔，便已将闻万夫那一足避过，同时右手“虎爪手”抓他灵台穴，左手“玉女拈针”拿他悬枢穴，内力到处，闻万夫微一痉挛，便即萎倒。 呼延万善正欲上前夹攻，突见石破天已拿住师弟要穴，情急之下不及抽剑，挥拳往石破天腰间击来。他这一拳用上了十成劲力，波的一响，跟着喀喇一声，右臂竟尔震断。 石破天却只腰间略觉疼痛，松手放开闻万夫时，只见他缩成了一团，毫不动弹，扳过他肩头，见他双目上挺，神情可怖。石破天吃了一惊，叫道：“啊哟，不好，丁丁当当，他……他……他怎么忽然抽筋，莫非……莫非死了？” 丁珰咯的一笑，道：“天哥，你这两招使得甚好，只不过慌慌张张的，姿式太也难看。你这么一拿，他死是不会死的，残废却免不了，双手双脚，总得治上一年半载吧。” 石破天伸手去扶闻万夫，道：“真……真对不起，我……我不是有意伤你，那怎么……怎么办？丁丁当当，得想法子给他治治。”丁珰伸手从闻万夫身畔抽出长剑，道：“你要让他不多受苦楚？那容易得紧，一剑杀了就是。”石破天忙道：“不行，不行！” 呼延万善怒道：“你这两个无耻小妖。雪山派弟子能杀不能辱。今日老子师兄弟折在你手里，快快把我们两个都杀了。多说这些气人的活干吗？” 石破天深恐丁珰真的将闻万夫杀了，忙夺下她手中长剑，在地下一插，说道：“丁丁当当，快……快回去吧。”拉着她衣袖，快步回船。 丁珰哂道：“听人说长乐帮石帮主心狠手辣，杀人不眨眼，怎地忽然婆婆妈妈起来？刚才之事，可别跟爷爷说。”石破天道：“是，我不说。你说那个人，他……他当真会手足残废？”丁珰道：“你拿了他两处要穴，若还不能令他手足残废，咱们丁家这一十八路擒拿手法还有什么用处？”石破天道：“那怎么你叫我待会也这么去擒拿爷爷？”丁珰笑道：“傻哥哥，爷爷是何等样人物，岂可和雪山派中这等脓包相比？你若侥幸能拿住爷爷这两处要穴，又能使上内力，最多令他两三个时辰难以行动，难道还能叫他残废了？” 石破天心头栗栗，怔忡不安，只是想着闻万夫适才的可怖模样。 这一晚迷迷糊糊的半醒半睡，到得半夜，果然听得丁珰在船舱中叫了起来：“爷爷，爷爷，你饶了石郎性命，别杀他，别杀他！”石破天急跃而起，抢到舱中，朦胧中只见丁珰抱了丁不三的上身，不住地叫：“爷爷，别杀石郎！” 石破天伸出双手，便要往丁不三后心抓去，陡然想起闻万夫缩成一团的可怖神情，心道：“我这双手抓将下去，倘若将爷爷也抓成这般模样，那可太对不起他，我……我决计不可。”当即悄悄退出船舱，抱头而睡。 丁珰眼见石破天抢进舱来，时刻配合得恰到好处，正欣喜间，不料他迟疑片刻，便即退出，功败垂成，不由得又急又怒。 ' 石破天回到后艄，心中兀自评评乱跳，过了一会儿，只听得丁珰道：“啊哟，爷爷，我怎么抱着你？我……我刚才做了个恶梦，梦见你将石郎打死了，我求你……求你饶他性命，你总不答允，谢天谢地，只不过是个梦。” 却听丁不三道：“你做梦也好，不做梦也好，天一亮便是咱们说好了的第十天。且瞧他这一日之中，能不能找到白万剑来将他打败了。”丁珰叹了门气，说道：“我知道石郎不是臼痴！”丁不三道：“是啊，他良心好！良心好的人若非傻子，便是白痴，该死之极。唉，以'虎爪手'抓灵台穴，以'玉女拈针'拿悬枢穴，妙计啊妙计！就可惜白痴良心好，不忍下手。不忍下手，就是白痴，白痴就该死。” 这几句话钻入了舱内舱外丁珰和石破天耳里，两人同时大惊：“爷爷怎知道我们的计策？”石破天还不怎么样，丁珰却不由得遍体都是冷汗，心想：“原来爷爷早已知晓，那么暗中自必有备，天哥刚才没下手，也不知是祸是福？” 石破天浑浑噩噩，却绝不信次日丁不三真会下手杀他，过不多时，便即睡着了。
天刚破晓，忽听得岸上人声喧哗，纷纷叫嚷：“在这里了！”“便是这艘船。”“别让老妖怪走了！”石破天坐起身来，只见岸边十多人手提灯笼火把，奔到船边，当先四五人抢上船头，大声叱喝：“老妖怪在哪里？害人老妖往哪里逃？” 丁不三从船舱中钻了出来，喝道：“什么东西在这里大呼小叫？” 一条汉子喝道：“是他，是他！快泼！”他身后两人手中拿着竹做的喷筒，对准丁不三，两股血水向他急速射去。岸七众人欢呼吆喝：“黑狗血洒中老妖怪，他就逃不了！” 可是这两股狗血哪里能溅巾丁不三半点？他腾身而起，心下大怒：“哪里来的妄人，当老夫是妖怪，用黑狗血喷我？”旁人不去惹他，他喜怒无常之时，举手便能杀人，何况有人欺上头来？他身子落下来时，双脚齐飞，踢中两名手持喷筒的汉子，跟着呼的一掌，将当先的大汉击得直飞出去。这三人都不会什么武功，中了这江湖怪杰的拳脚，哪里还有性命？两人当即死在船头，当先的那大汉在半空中便狂喷鲜血。 丁不三又要举脚向余人扫去，忽听得丁珰在身后冷冷地道：“爷爷，一日不过三！” 丁不三一怔，盛怒之下，险些儿忘了自己当年立下的毒誓，这一脚离那船头汉子已不过尺许，当下硬生生地收脚。 众人吓得魂飞魄散，叫道：“老妖怪厉害，快逃，快逃！”雾时之间逃了个干干净净，灯笼火把有的抛在江中，有的丢在岸上。三具尸首一在岸上，二在船头，谁也顾不得了。 丁不三将船头的尸首踢人江中，向艄公道：“快开船，再有人来，我可不能杀啦！”那艄公吓得呆了，双手不住发抖，几乎无力拔篙。丁不三提起竹篙，将船撑离岸边。狗血没射到人，却都射在舱里，腥气难闻。 丁不三冷冷地道：“阿珰，你捣这鬼为了什么？”丁珰笑道：“爷爷，你说过的话算不算数？”丁不三道：“我几时说过话不算数了？”丁珰道：“好，你说十天一满，若是石郎没将那姓白的打败，便要杀他。今日是第十日，可是你已经杀了三个人啦！” 丁不三一凛，怒道：“小丫头，诡计多端，原来爷爷上了你的恶当。” 丁珰极是得意，笑吟吟地道：“丁家三老爷素来说话算数，你说在第十天上定要杀了这小子，可是'一日不过三'，你已杀了三个人，这第四个人，便不能杀了。你既在第十天上杀他不得，以后也就不能再杀了。我瞧你的孙女婿儿也不是真的什么白痴，等他身子慢慢复原，武功自会大进，包不丢了你的脸面便是。” 丁不三伸足在船头用力一蹬，喀的一声，船头木板登时给他踹了一个洞，怒道：“不成，不成！丁不三折在你小丫头手下，便已丢了脸。”丁珰笑道：“我是你的孙女儿，大家是一家人，有什么丢不丢脸的？这件事我又不会说出去。”丁不三怒道：“我输了便心中不痛快，你说不说有什么相干？”丁珰道：“那就算是你赢好了。”丁不三道：“输便输，赢便嬴。我又不是你那不成器的四爷爷，他小时候跟我打架，输了反而自吹是赢了。” 石破天听着他祖孙二人对话，这才恍然大悟，原来那些人是丁珰故意引了来给她爷爷杀的，好让他连杀三人之后，限于“一日不过三”的规定，便不能再杀他，眼看丁不三于一瞬间连杀三人的凶狠神态，那么要杀死自己的话，只怕也不是开玩笑了；见丁珰笑嘻嘻地走到后艄，便道：“丁丁当当，你为了救我性命，却无缘无故地害死了三人，那不是……不是太也残忍了么？”丁珰脸一沉，说道：“是你害的，怎么反而怪起我来了？”石破天惘然道：“是……是我害的？”丁珰道：“怎么不是？昨晚你事到临头，不敢动手。否则咱二人早已逃得远远的到了深山之中，又何至累那三人无辜送命？” 石破天心想这话倒也不错，一时说不出话来。 忽听得丁不三哈哈大笑，说道：“有了，有了！姓石的白痴，爷爷要挖出你眼珠子，斩了你的双手，叫你死是死不了，却成为一个废人。我只须不取你性命，那就不算破了'一日不过三'的规矩。”丁珰和石破天面面相觑，神色大变。 丁不三越想越得意，不住口地道：“妙计，妙计！小白痴，我不杀死你，却将你弄成人不像人，鬼不像鬼。阿珰哪，那总可以的吧？”丁珰一时无辞可辩，只得道：“这第十天又没过，说不定待会就遇到白万剑，石郎又出手将他打败了呢？”丁不三呵呵而笑，道：“不错，不错，咱们须得公平交易，童叟无欺。爷爷等到今晚三更再动手便了。” 丁珰愁肠百结，再也想不出别的法子来令石破天脱此危难。偏偏石破天仍似不知大祸临头，反来问她：“你为什么皱起了眉头，有什么心事？”丁珰嗔道：“你没听爷爷说么？他要挖了你眼珠子，斩了你双手。”石破天笑道：“爷爷说笑话吓人呢，你也当真！他挖了我眼睛、斩了我双手去，又有什么用？我又没得罪他。” 丁珰由嗔转怒，心道：“这人行事婆婆妈妈，脑筋糊里糊涂，我一辈子跟着他确也没趣得紧，爷爷要杀他，让他死了便是。”但想到爷爷待会将他挖去双目、斩去双手，自己如果回心转意，又要起他来，我丁丁当当嫁了这么一个没眼没手的丈夫，更加无味之极。 眼见太阳渐渐西沉，丁珰面向船尾，见自己和石破天的影子双双浮在江而之上，就像是游泳一般，随舟逐波而西。丁珰侧过身来，见石破天背脊向着自己，她双手伸出，便向他背心要穴拿去。她右手使“虎爪手”抓住石破天背心灵台穴，左手以“玉女拈针”拿他悬枢穴。石破天绝无防备，两处要穴给她拿住后，立时全身酸软，动弹不得。 丁珰却受到他内力震荡，身子向后反弹，险些堕入江中，伸手抓住船篷，骂道：“爷爷要挖你双眼，斩你双手，你这种废人留在世上，就算不丢爷爷的脸，我丁丁当当也没脸见人了。也不用爷爷动手，我自己先挖出你眼珠子。”在后艄取过一条长长的帆索，将石破天双手双脚都缚住了，又将帆索从肩至脚，一圈又一圈地紧紧捆绑，少说也缠了八九十阍，直如一只大粽子相似。 本来如此这般的被擒拿了穴道，一个对时中难以开口说话，但石破天内力深厚，四肢虽不能动，却张门说道：“丁丁当当，你跟我闹着玩吗？”他话是这般说，但见着丁珰凶狠的神气，也已知道大事不妙，眼神中流露出乞怜之色。丁珰伸足在他腰间狠狠踢了一脚，骂道：“哼，我跟你闹着玩？死在临头，还在发你清秋大梦，这般的傻蛋，我将你千刀万剐，也是不冤。”嗖的一声，拔出了柳叶刀来，在石破天脸颊上来回擦了两下，作磨刀之状。 石破天大骇，说道：“丁丁当当，我今后总听你话就是。你杀了我，我……我……可活不转来啦！”丁珰恨