Chapter 34 34. New style old thousand poker

I remember the ancients said: If a person wants to die, ghosts can't stop him.So is Pauline.In the evening, he actually hung up the phone and said to me: "I'm suffocated to death, third child. Why don't you take me to your buddy from the partner unit for fun sometime." He himself has no acquaintances in the city, just me If you don’t take him to Chisa, of course it will be boring.As soon as I heard it, something good is coming, I have to study him.But I still have to say: "They are all working people, so you don't dislike those two salaries? Besides, in the middle of the night, you go home early to accompany your wife, who wants to play at night?" I declined. .

Because I want to give myself time to help Baolin find a "good" round. I couldn't sleep at night, so I sat on the sofa thinking about it, and my mind was messed up.After thinking of countless ways, I still feel that I can't deal with this Baolin.Suddenly I thought of Fatty Gao.I first met Fatty Gao at a game played by Brother Jian.He is very fat and has a simple and honest face. From the appearance alone, you will never imagine that he is a cheat.Especially when he smiles, it makes you feel that he is the kind of close buddy with you, who can let you talk to him about everything you want to talk to.

At that time, I watched a game and he came to play. He lost a lot of money and stopped playing. He organized a game and played every day. I also went there.But Fatty Gao didn't like to see me appear, he knew I was a cheater, and he hated me very much.I know. So every time I go, he tells the banker: "If the third child bets, don't take him with you, don't pay him if you lose, and don't take his money if you win." Many times I go just to watch the fun, Not trying to win some money from him or anything, mainly to pass the time, so I don't care what he says.But after going there a few times, he just threw me 2,000 yuan and asked me to go to the sauna for fun, and he didn't even let me watch the excitement.It's kind of annoying for me to go again when something like this happens, so I haven't been there again.But I know Fatty Gao is playing a swarm game.

When I woke up the next morning, I went straight to Fatty Gao's game.His bureau was in a room of a four-star hotel. I knocked on the door, and it took a long time to open the door for me. When I opened the door, I saw Fatty Gao’s expression of displeasure.There were five people around the table researching something, and it seemed that the game hadn't started yet.Fatty Gao held 1,000 yuan in his hand, opened the door and handed it to me directly, saying, "Old man, why are you here again? Here, take it to drink tea." I pushed his hand to pass the money and said, "You Come out, let me tell you something."

Fatty Gao closed the door, swayed his huge body and followed me to the escape stairs, and looked at me questioningly.I knew he was going to annoy me to death, and I was embarrassed to attack because of my face.I said, "Fatty, I'll bring you a pig, will you kill it?" Fatty Gao didn't speak, he might be trying to understand what I meant.I squeezed the fat on his body and said, "What about you, I'll lead the pig for you, will you kill it or not?" Fatty Gao said slowly: "If you have a pig, you don't want to kill it yourself? Bring it to me? Why are you so kind?" said.After hearing this, Fatty Gao said, "Are you looking for a pig to kill, or are you looking for a wolf to eat us? Why do I sound like a master?"

I said, "Tall fart, I just know a little more. I'll come to you to study and see how I can catch him." Fatty Gao still didn't believe it, so I mobilized.Fatty Gao asked me: "Then how many shares do you want?" I said, "You don't have to give me the money when the thousand is reached, I just want one breath." In the end, Fatty Gao believed that I really needed him to kill Baolin, the pig.Although he hates me, who would refuse a door-to-door deal?In the industry of cheating, there are no permanent enemies, only permanent interests. Fatty Gao took me to another room on the same floor.He opened a large box, which contained a lot of gambling tools, including Pai Gow and betting, as well as various earphones for transmitting information and personal reminders with mechanisms.Fatty Gao asked Baolin in detail what he knew, and I also told what Baolin showed off to me in as much detail as possible.

I said to Fatty Gao, "He has two boats, and you can get a lot of money if you pay well. He only plays cockfights, and he does a lot of things." Fatty Gao said, "This is not easy. But it’s no problem for a group of us to play with him. We’re afraid that if he’s startled and doesn’t play, it would be a waste of time. Let’s think together how we can catch him.” In the swarm game, no matter how high your hands are, it's useless. Fatty Gao and I both know this.So when Fatty Gao knew that the pig I was going to bring was rich, he was tempted. I rummaged in his box and suddenly found a bee poker for casinos.I picked up a pair and asked the fat man, "Do you still have a hobby of collecting these?" I got up and took the poker in my hand and said, "I just use this to play cockfight with him, and I didn't run away."

He quickly opened the poker, handed it to me and said, "Look, can you see the problem?" Where to break to distinguish suits and points.So I picked up the poker and looked at it carefully, but I didn't see anything inappropriate.Fatty Gao showed me all kinds of glasses again.Glasses are glasses designed to look at that hidden potion.I looked back and forth, up and down, left and right, and found no trace of the potion. Fatty Gao was a little proud, and said: "This pair is given to you. You can take it back and study it. If you can't figure it out, then use this poker to play against him. He will definitely not leave a hair on him."

So we two agreed.Fatty Gao manages the bureau, and I'm responsible for bringing Baolin here.I get 20% of the proceeds, and the rest goes to Fatty Gao and the others. Fatty Gao organized people to act, so I took this deck of cards and left.In the afternoon I just sat down and looked at the poker, but I was almost blind and couldn't see anything wrong, except that the printing colors were a little brighter.When I got home in the evening, I continued to read, put a few pictures of different suits and points together for comparison, and even moved a little bit with a ruler to make a detailed comparison of every detail... I was so tired that I didn’t read it Where is there something inappropriate.I even soaked the cards in water, divided the cards into several layers, and lit them on fire again to observe the changes on the back of the cards.As a result, I tossed until 12 o'clock in the evening, but I didn't find out what was wrong.

The next day I hung up the phone and asked Fatty Gao.Fatty Gao was as happy as a hen on the phone.He asked me: "There is nothing wrong with poker, right?" I said, "There is nothing wrong with it. How do you use poker that is not wrong?" Fatty Gao said, "Go and buy a magnifying glass, and you will find out." Use a magnifying glass Look?Is this tall fat man sick? After thinking about it, I still bought a magnifying glass.I use a magnifying glass to look closely at each stripe on the back of the poker.I still haven't found any difference, dare this tall fat man play tricks on me.I will go to him.

On the way to find Fatty Gao, Baolin called to ask if the leader of the fishery supervisor had returned.It seems that he is in a hurry.I declined and said, "I didn't come back, I will tell you as soon as I come back." Baolin said on the phone that he would wait for the certificate to be completed before going back.This is easy to handle, I have plenty of ways to let you wait here for the certificate. I found Fatty Gao, and Fatty Gao said: "Third brother, a person who used to think you were very smart, how can you be dumber than a pig now? I told you to look with a magnifying glass, but you still can't see it. I am speechless." That’s it. So, I’ll admit you to the poker.” I drew out one, and he said, “You put it on the table.” The card I took was a 9 of diamonds, and I threw the card backside up on the table.Fatty Gao held a bottle of Laoshan mineral water, opened the bottle and took a sip, then put the bottle on the table, looked at the poker I put on the table, and said the suit points I put on the table without hesitation .It seems that this is really old thousand poker. I quickly asked him how to recognize it.Fatty Gao even picked up the handle, insisting on my lunch treat.I had to be slaughtered honestly. Fatty Gao picked up the magnifying glass, put it on the poker, and said to me: "Come and see the third child." I moved over.The poker in the magnifying glass is still the same, but the stripes are a little bigger.Fatty Gao motioned me to stop talking. He slowly picked up the magnifying glass, and slowly moved away from the poker, further and further away, and asked me: "Did you see it? Did you see it?" Maybe I stood at a different angle from him. What is seen is that poker is getting more and more blurred. Fatty Gao saw that I didn't see anything, so he took a courier bag from the side, pointed to a word on it and said, "Do you recognize this word?" Nonsense.He handed me the magnifying glass and said, "Move slowly to look at it, what's the change in this fast character?" I followed what he said and moved the magnifying glass a little bit farther to look at it.It's strange that the word "fast" is reversed. Fatty Gao said: "Yes, you just look at the back of the poker like this. When you reach the critical point, that is, when the words can be reversed, you will find it." So I moved a little bit away from the poker. I saw the number 9, a number twisted from the stripes on the poker.But when I moved the magnifying glass away, there was nothing but poker stripes. Fatty Gao said proudly: "Do you know what is the critical point of vision?"I asked Fatty Gao, "Use a magnifying glass to look at it while playing?" Fatty Gao said, "Are you as stupid as you? Didn't I just use a magnifying glass to see that it was a square 9?" I hurriedly asked for advice.Fatty Gao pointed to a bottle of mineral water on the table and said, "That's my magnifying glass." I took the mineral water and looked at the poker carefully, but I could see it very blurry, and I had to try to distinguish it to be able to see it.I asked Fatty Gao: "Your eyeballs won't be exhausted after playing like this?" Fatty Gao was proud again, and said, "This needs to be practiced. After you practice, you can probably estimate how much it is. You have to relax." Keep your eyes open." Fortunately, Fatty Gao didn't intend to kill me, so he simply ordered some dishes when he went to the restaurant.But this guy is so delicious that he ate 8 bowls of rice alone. I remember being exposed to three-dimensional poker before. You need to look at the two eyeballs together, just like looking at a three-dimensional picture, and you can see what poker is when you see the state of wandering.But now he asks me to look with my eyes open, but I can't see anything after watching for a long time.Fatty Gao said: "Why didn't I realize that you are so stupid before? Don't look at the poker, but look at the cap of the mineral water bottle. In this way, the poker is on the other side of the mineral water bottle. It is a vague shape in your eyes. You just look at it." Arrived." I looked at the bottle cap according to the method he taught me, and I was able to see that the stripes were twisted magically, and it turned into a 9 shape.The specific color depends on the direction in which the stripes are twisted.Of course, it must be Laoshan mineral water, and other mineral water bottles will not work.I tried it with Wahaha, but I can't see it.And the distance to put the bottle should be mastered by yourself.How else can we say that the Chinese are great, and even such things can be figured out. It seems that Chuqian is not something that can be done with any tricks or proficiency in any tricks.Even if you don’t understand such an elementary thing, you are still a genius.You can't be wary of props and tricks that you don't understand. I don't know the specific principle of this kind of poker. I don't know if anyone who has studied this major can help answer it.Anyway, I will watch it. Fatty Gao said very proudly: "Third son, I am particular about it? In fact, you can do it if you want, but I never thought about it. You are also very kind, and you can bring me back the pig." Can you bring it back? Two things, in fact, I don't have the confidence in my heart.After studying the details with Fatty Gao, Fatty Gao went back to serve the bureau.He had a piglet that had to be slaughtered.Although he is very thin, he can at least cover his daily food, drink, and room expenses. In the afternoon, Baolin hung up the phone again and asked if there was any letter from the fishery supervisor, and I told him that there was no letter yet.But he didn't say that he was bored or bored on the phone today, and hung up after asking.I can't even bring it up. In the evening I hung up the phone and asked him to have dinner.After all, I am a landlord, and he invited me twice when he came, so I should at least invite him to dinner once.In fact, the meal is fake, I still have to seduce him, he is bored and fine, I will find a game for him to relieve his loneliness. I invited him to eat grilled fish for dinner, and after he finished eating, he proposed to find a place to sing and ask the two young ladies to accompany him.I made an excuse that I couldn't sing and never went to the karaoke room.He proposed to go to the sauna again, but I also found an excuse to refuse.Baolin taunted me: "Are you a man? How can you go to work all day without any entertainment?" I said, "Yes, usually I travel by car to see the scenery in far away places, or go on a trip." Baolin looked depressed, and he said: "It's nightlife now, do you understand nightlife? Where do you go for a self-drive tour in the middle of the night? Where do you travel?" I suggested, "Let's take you to see the sea. The seaside is very busy at this time." It’s cool and the scenery is nice.” Baolin was even more depressed, and said, “I’m floating on the sea every day, and you tell me to watch the sea? Are you out of your mind.” I said innocently, “Everyone in the city runs to the seaside at this time. Well." Baolin looked at me and said, "I forgot, third child, you are now from the city." There was a trace of contempt in his words. I just don't talk about the pastimes related to gambling, anyway, it's just going around. Finally, Baolin couldn't hold back anymore, and asked me again: "My third son, when will you take me to play on that little grass game you mentioned. Here It can be suffocated to death." I have been waiting for his words until now.I intentionally asked, "You don't dislike the rough situation, do you?" Baolin said helplessly, "It's not boring me." What he meant by "small game" was that the game was played too small.I promised to take him to see it tomorrow. When I got home at night, I would call Fatty Gao.Fatty Gao promised to find a group of people to play the game tomorrow, and it seems that there is something to be said for it.But I really don't have much confidence that Fatty Gao can pay as much as Baolin.One is that the game is small. I told Baolin that they were playing with the base money of 5 yuan. Later, I checked with Fatty Gao. Fatty Gao said that the game started with 10 yuan.How much money can such a small game cost Baolin?Besides, Baolin is so cunning, can he be fooled? I was thinking wildly when Xiaohai called me.He said that he asked a lot of people about the certificate, but the current price is not available, mainly because a policy has been introduced recently: if the ship without the certificate is due to be scrapped, the state will also subsidize it.The price of this subsidy is very high, so this certificate is worthless now, and no one buys it.It takes a year to buy more fuel subsidies, which is a little money, and now to get fuel subsidies, you must have an annual inspection stamp. His certificate has not been inspected for three years. The most important thing is that there are very few offshore fishing boats of this size in recent years. They are all small boats (generally 7.5 horsepower or 12 horsepower) for netting operations, and those that are slightly larger or of the same tonnage for oceangoing are all The certificate is complete. Xiaohai also told me: "I met a person from the fishery administration through someone else's introduction. He is the chief mate on the fishery administration ship and a fishery inspector. His name is Lin Min. He told me that this certificate was indeed worth 300,000 a few years ago. Ben, but now no one even buys 20,000." It's been a waste of time, but Baolin still takes this certificate as a treasure. It seems that he doesn't understand the policy.Although the certificate is worthless, I don't want to return it to him. The next day I called Baolin and asked him to meet.When we met, I told Baolin: "The head of the fishery supervisor is back, and the materials have been handed in. It is estimated that they will be approved in a few days." Baolin was very excited when he heard that, and went to the store to buy some cigarettes, insisting on me accepting them. .I declined and accepted.I said, "When I go to see Director Wang, send it to him, and see when I can get the certificate." Didn't you promise to take him to the small game yesterday?Baolin was also in a hurry, so he urged me to take him there without my telling.I took Baolin to find Fatty Gao. Before I went, I called Fatty Gao and hung up after one ring.When he entered, Fatty Gao had already set the game, and there were four people playing with Fatty Gao.Baolin sat on the edge of the bed and looked lively. I also watched Fatty Gao and the others play for a while, and felt that they should have been cooperating for a long time, and their performances were very good. They didn't have too many cheating behaviors with each other, and they fought very steadily with each other.If I didn't know in advance, I would think they were playing for real.After watching for a while, Baolin didn't intend to go up to play, and Fatty Gao didn't seem to invite him to play.Fatty Gao chatted some gossip with me while playing. I deliberately pretended not to know that poker, and said, "What kind of poker are you playing? Why haven't I seen any poker on the market?" Baolin seemed very knowledgeable and said, "Aren't you an outsider? This is Poker for casinos." I pretended to be suddenly enlightened, and said, "Yes, I remembered, the casino in my hometown used to have poker like this." Fatty Gao answered my question: "Damn, the poker in the store now Who dares to buy it? People have made a mark and played it in the store in advance. This poker is good and of good quality, and anyone who wants to pinch the edges and corners to make a mark can tell at a glance. This is universal." The buddy with Fatty Gao next to him said: "Fuck it, have you never seen money? It's just a small game of 10 yuan, and none of you are allowed to pinch the cards. If you can't afford it, don't play, don't be ashamed " Another buddy said: "Are you sick? Who pinched the poker? Make a dick." The buddy threw the poker in his hand and said, "Let me just say, give everyone a vaccination, no Huh?" The buddy didn't show weakness, and said, "I've been playing for so long, when did I do such a thing? Don't lose two coins and just jerk." Fatty Gao followed suit and said, "Aren't you two playing anymore? Let's end the game. I haven't reported to work yet." Hearing what Fatty Gao said, the two of them stopped arguing. I told Fatty Gao, "This is my relative. I can't find anything to do in this city. I'll keep it here. I'm going to work." I made an excuse and left. I was thinking all day, did Baolin play?How much did you lose?How much money can you lose in such a small game? Towards the end of the afternoon, I received a call from Fatty Gao.Fatty Gao scolded me a lot.He said, "I'll fuck your sister, third child, where did you find this pig?" I thought something happened, so I quickly explained, "It's really my distant relative. What's wrong? What happened?" Fatty Gao He said bitterly on the phone: "Damn it. He sat there and watched for a whole day, told him to come up and play but he would not play, told him to leave but he would not leave. We acted for a whole day, it was a waste of us My brother's feelings." I heard it, and I became happy. When Fatty Gao heard me laughing on the phone, he became even more angry. He said, "I wish I could beat him up, I hate me to death." I told Fatty Gao, "Hit hard, I support you." Fatty Gao said depressedly He asked me, "Third brother, are you trying to trick me on purpose?" I said, "How is it possible? I'm so full that I'm going to play tricks on you like this?" Fatty Gao over there hung up the phone angrily.It seems that this way does not work.