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Chapter 29 29. A coin with two sides the same

My Crazy Life IV 腾飞 4966Words 2018-03-04
The next day, Haihong and Dezi and I went to catch the game early.I went early and there were not enough people, so I took out 5,000 yuan to sit in a small village, but within half an hour, people took away several hundred yuan at a time.The people in the office are all lukewarm to me.I greeted Laoguan, but he also ignored me.I can only continue to have a cheeky and hippie smile. Everyone arrived in the morning, and I didn't bet any money. I lay on the bed and pretended to be asleep, and occasionally got up to watch the excitement, or toss a few small coins.When the people from the office came up, I nodded and bowed to them very flatteringly.I want them to think I'm showing weakness.Dezi easily took 20,000 yuan on it all morning.It's almost lunch time, and the people in the office come in after work, and it's still the same old stuff.In the end, Lao Guan said that he would sit in a banker. It seemed that they really just hated me and didn't suspect me.My chance has come.

I took out the money on purpose and said, "I have to support Brother Guan's Zhuang." Lao Guan didn't take it seriously, and said, "Be careful not to promote it in the ditch." I don't know if his words are puns, but I continue He said flatteringly, "Look at Brother Guan you mentioned, I don't dare to bet big money anymore. The money was used to buy a house for my eldest brother, and I only have 10,000 yuan left in my hand. Even if it falls into a ditch, it won't fall very far. "Lao Guan said: "You are a good man. He can lend you money." De Zi also saw that there was some way to go, and stared at him and said, "Whoever you want to look for. The third child is a hairy man." I really don’t care, I won money yesterday, and everyone who saw it could share 200 yuan, lend me 40,000 and get back 40,000. In the future, I will not lend to whomever I love, it’s too careless.”

Laoguan may have had a reassurance, his face eased, and he stopped talking to me and started to concentrate on sitting in the village.I pointed out 2,000 yuan and held it in my hand, and I also bet 500 yuan on it.But he was very ignorant, until he lost all 10,000 yuan and did not shake out a one-sided game.He expressed dissatisfaction and continued to take 10,000 yuan to sit in the village.At this time, I was standing two people away from his left hand.This position is the closest to him. In front of him is Xiao Liu and another buddy from their office betting money. I pretended that I was too lazy to get up and bet money, threw the money in front of Xiao Liu, and said, "Bet 500 yuan on the national emblem." Xiao Liu was also diligent, so he helped me put the money in the betting area.If you lose, you lose, and if you win, I don't bother to take it.Generally, the dealer who wins is the banker who picks up the money he bet and asks: "Whose?" After confirming the person, he loses money.The winner is naturally happy to reach out to take the money, but I usually don’t take it, I just agree, “I bet the money.” Then the banker counts out the money and throws it away, and Xiao Liu helps to pass it on.

After waiting for a long time, finally there is a one-sided situation. Laoguan shook out the national emblem three times in a row to face up, and more than 30,000 yuan had already been saved on the table.When I saw it, the opportunity came.I didn't wait for everyone to bet money, so I bet the 10,000 yuan in my hand directly on the top of the corner, and I will take it first.I deliberately bet until I lose, so that Lao Guan no longer has any doubts about me, and also makes them all lose their guard against me. Everyone also reacted, rushing to bet one after another, and immediately bet all corners up.Lao Guan glanced at me and said, "You can call it right away." I flattered me and said, "I can't, Brother Guan. It's only 10,000. If you lose, go home." Lao Guan then said: "Don't you like it? Take the deposit money and the book money, I will give you a chance, you take it.” I said that I only had more than 10,000 yuan in my hand, and I had no more money, so I really couldn’t afford the deposit money and the book money.

Here I was talking to Lao Guan, and over there I took out the three counterfeit bills and put them among the few hundred yuan left in my hand.Everyone's attention was on the table and no one saw me take fake money.This money is still the money that Xiao Liu handed over last time plus the money he has been betting.The 10,000 yuan bet was unopened in bundles and was always in the pocket.Laoguan lost 10,000 yuan earlier, and most people won money.And I also bet randomly, everyone wins and I lose, until I have 800 yuan left in my hand.I just kept it out of my pocket on purpose. Lao Guan probably thought that I didn't notice their cooperation and tricks. Seeing that everyone's bets were in a one-sided situation, he picked up the coin with his left hand and cried dearly.Everyone was so used to his acting, but I knew he was going to start cheating.I also reached into my pocket with my right hand and stuck a normal coin with my thumb, and took it out, still paying attention to Lao Guan's hand.

After Lao Guan kissed a few times, he threw the coin into the cup and started to shake it.The left hand quickly patted his chest lightly, probably putting the dropped coin into the top pocket of the suit.This movement is done so naturally, it would not have been noticed by someone with a heart like me.The people in his own office around him immediately cheered up. Those with their arms on the table, those who were checking the money, and those who were holding the money in the air, all their postures were in line with Lao Guan. It is impossible to open the cup and move the coin instantly.They won't let you touch the coins.

After shaking the cup for a while, Lao Guan put the cup down and asked everyone, "Is there any more money?" One corner was full, and there was not a single coin on the national emblem side.Everyone expressed their frustration and urged him to open the cup quickly.Lao Guan glanced at me a little proudly, and opened the cup.The result was as I expected, with the national emblem facing up. I slammed the money in my hand in front of Xiao Liu, as if I had just discovered counterfeit money in the money, and shouted: "The money you gave me just now is fake money, change it for me quickly." The money is really fake No matter how fake it is, it can be seen at a glance.When Xiao Liu was yelled at by me, he subconsciously picked up the fake money I threw on the table and said, "How could there be fake money? Where did you get it?" I said, "You gave me the money. I'm holding it in my hand, and it hasn't been in my pocket. If you don't believe me, ask Lao Guan." As I spoke, I pointed at Lao Guan with my right hand.

Dezi also cooperated very well. Standing over Laoguan were the king and Lao Liu. Dezi reached out and patted the king on the shoulder, and asked Lao Liu, "Lao Liu, how much did you bet?" They went almost at the same time. Look at Tokuko. While Xiao Liu and Lao Guan were stunned, I leaned over and took the coin in Lao Guan's cup in my hand. Lao Guanben said half a sentence: "Why do you ask me? Who..." Before the second half of the sentence came out, he saw me come to get the coin, and hurried to protect the coin.But he was still one step too late, and the coin was already in my hand.The buddy standing between Lao Guan and Xiao Liu grabbed my hand.It was only at this time that Xiao Liu came to his senses and came to grab my hand.I immediately let go of the coin. They saw that I let go, so they stopped grabbing my hand, and Lao Guan picked up the coin directly.

Seeing that Lao Guan took the coin back, they seemed to be relieved, but the buddy in the office who grabbed my hand seemed very angry at me for doing this, and wanted to find a place to vent his anger.He pointed at me and said, "What the fuck are you doing with fake money?" Their coins are still in my hand. If someone scolds me, I will definitely quit.I said: "Can you keep your mouth clean? Who are you scolding? Why did I get the fake money?" The buddy in the office said to me: "Play if you like it, and get out if you don't like it. Here You are not welcome. Do you know that?"

I said, "This is your home? You say you won't let anyone come?" Lao Guan took the coin in his hand, looked at it, and immediately changed his expression.He looked at me with complicated eyes, with doubts, surprises, and flattery.That buddy is still saying: "Don't come here in the future, we don't welcome people who gamble with fake money." I looked at Lao Guan with an inquiring look, and didn't answer that buddy's words.Only then did Lao Guan realize that he pulled the buddy in the office and said, "The fake money belongs to me, why bother? I received it yesterday, and I forgot it and put it in my pocket. Maybe I took it out by accident. No Blame the third child. You don’t say a word to me.”

The buddy still didn't understand what was going on, and said, "I took the money from the safe. How could there be fake money? I credited it yesterday." Lao Guan gave me another suspicious look. Seeing that I didn't say anything, he hurried over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "It's not worth getting angry about such a trivial matter, third child, I will compensate you for the fake money, and I will give you a bonus of 500 yuan. Don't be as knowledgeable as him .” As he spoke, he squeezed my shoulder vigorously with his hands, which meant to tell me not to be exposed by him.I patted his hand, and took the opportunity to squeeze his hand, and said, "I don't care about other people's face, I also care about yours and Dezi's. I'm not angry. Really." Of course I can't be exposed, I still want to join the gang. I said: "Look, your buddy is not finished yet." The buddy was still crackling there.Dezi coughed and said, "Is it because I don't exist? Why? The third child said that you paid him with fake money. Was it wrong? Why do you still want to do it? Tell you, beating the third child is the same as beating me. Same. You can think clearly before speaking." Lao Guan also continued to say: "Shut up and go out. It's none of your business here." Seeing what Dezi said, the buddy quickly apologized to Dezi with a smile and said, "Brother De, I didn't mean to fight, I just Let me tell you, there are a lot of words that are spoken, and not intended to really scold people." Dezi looked at the buddy who scolded me with a gloomy expression, and did not speak. Seeing Dezi like this, Lao Guan went over and grabbed Dezi and said, "You see that people don't talk anymore, and they say that they are wrong. What are you doing?" He hugged Dezi's shoulders and went out the door. When I went out, I still didn’t forget to turn around and say: “The fake money is really mine, and I exchanged it for the third child. It’s just such a small matter, why are you arguing? Take the bureau and go to dinner.” Everyone complained.The buddy who sells freshwater fish also said: "Are you all stupid? You don't even recognize fake money. At least three people buy fish with fake money a day. I can tell the real one as soon as I pass my hand." Xiao Liu didn't know that I changed the coins.But when he saw that Laoguan said the counterfeit money was his, he gave me the real money in half-belief.The buddy who scolded me was a little depressed by Dezi's words, and he was still sulking and said, "What's wrong with Brother De? I want to say a few more words, he can still beat me when he looks like that." Xiao Liu said to Laoguan He collected all the money and the money he won and handed it to him, saying: "I told you to shut up, why are you yelling endlessly. Let's go and eat." Everyone took stock of their wins and losses, and walked out of the office in twos and threes to eat at the restaurant.Dezi didn't know where Laoguan dragged him to talk.Haihong and I walked together, I saw no one was around, so I picked up the coins I had exchanged in my hand and looked at them.My God, there is such a coin: the national emblem is on both sides, and the surrounding is so tightly stitched that you would never think that the two sides are the same no matter how you look at it.Presumably they have quite a few such coins, and some have dime on both sides. When he was almost at the entrance of the hotel, Tokuko chased after him.He put the 10,000 yuan I bet on into my pocket, and said, "Laoguan returned the money to you, and I'll talk to you later, show me the coin." Show the coin to Tokuko.Dezi looked left and right, and tried to break it with his hands but couldn't move it, so he bit it with his teeth, making a creaking noise, but nothing came out of the bite.He held out a thumb and said, "It's amazing, I can figure it out. Five thousand years of civilization." He tossed the coin smartly, caught it with his hand, and put it into his pocket. I asked him what he was talking about with Laoguan, and the owner of the restaurant came out to greet him and said, "It's all eaten, hurry up." Tokuko said, "Let's talk after dinner." We went in and had dinner with everyone. During the meal, the buddy from the office who scolded me brought beer and apologized to Tokuko, and also to me.The buddies in other offices all acted as if I didn’t exist, maybe they still don’t know what’s going on inside, and they all seemed to hate me very much.I also pretended not to see, I should eat and drink.I also know that I am a bit of a nuisance. After eating for a while, Laoguan came, deliberately sat next to Dezi, and asked for a bowl of rice.He looked at Tokuko's face, then at mine, and saw that neither of us responded, knowing that Tokuko had talked to me, he began to chat and laugh.He said how he accidentally received fake money, how he forgot to take it out, and explained that he absolutely didn't intend to use this to mess with everyone.Everyone also praised his stinky feet, saying that Brother Guan is not such a person.I also pretended to nod along.After Lao Guan finished speaking, he gave me a meaningful look, and I lowered my posture and nodded to him with a friendly smile.He looked at me like this, as if he was completely relieved. After the meal, the party continued, and Lao Guan didn't come to me again and said that they continued to work below.Dezi secretly told me that Laoguan had a treat at night, and told me not to leave after the evening.The games here are all during the day, and it is not good to go out and go in the nursing home at night, so Lao Guan never lets people play here at night. In the afternoon, Tokuko and I continued our outing, changing the dealer's coins and continuing to detect, acting and taking the money.From my point of view, Laoguan counted me as a member of the gang, and the bureau is still running, and everything has stabilized.It's a good thing that you get paid for lying down and sleeping for less than a thousand every day. In the afternoon, people from the office occasionally took advantage of the gap to watch the excitement. They were polite when they saw me, probably Lao Guan had already told them.The buddy who scolded me in the morning asked me if I won with concern, and offered to light a cigarette for me, which flattered me.But until the end of the night, no one from their office came up to sit on the bank. When we were leaving, Dezi, Haihong and I deliberately left first, and went directly to a restaurant that Laoguan had booked in the afternoon.After waiting for less than half an hour, Lao Guan came with the people from their office.Tokuko was twirling the coin with the national emblem on both sides on the table, and the buddies all smiled awkwardly.Lao Guan took the coin and said, "Dezi, can you not use this to anger me?" Dezi looked at Lao Guan and said: "If you have such a good thing, don't take me, Lao Guan. Is it yours? Let me tell you, Lao Guan, I have lost a lot of money on you buddies. How to say it." Lao Guan said with a smile: "I bring everything, but I don't take money. My buddies have never won money from you." Everyone echoed.Lao Guan said: "Although I didn't take you with me, I also regard you as my buddy. If you bet, I will never let you bet. Is this correct? I will give you all the money if you win. What else do you want?" Dezi?" Dezi said, "Taking advantage of this opportunity, hurry up and take advantage of the two. There is no such shop in this village. How much money did you lose on them?" Lao Liu said: "The third child is too cunning. He knew that he had paid more than 50,000 yuan in one call. How could he lose money?" I was a little embarrassed and said, "I didn't know at that time. , I just felt that you guys were playing tricks, so I yelled once according to my feeling." Once the words are spoken, everyone becomes their own.In this way, I joined their gang.I am also responsible for helping to prevent others from taking coins and cooperating to exchange coins back to normal.Because only Xiao Liu, Da Wang, and Lao Guan were able to exchange without flaws here, and the others were helping to cover up.Laoguan found someone to make this coin. It used a machine tool to polish half of one side, then inlaid the other half, poured aluminum alloy on the edge, and then polished it.So you can't find it just by looking at it. Speaking of this game, it is not what you can think of, just like the trick of playing coins on the street I said at the beginning, your thinking will never think about whether he picks up the cup or opens the lid of the cup to show you the same reason , This belongs to the blind spot of normal people's thinking.When I was playing, I never thought about it. It was only when our coins coated with iodine 131 went away with others that I became suspicious. In the end, everyone broke up happily, and it was agreed that all the money will be shared equally.In fact, it doesn’t cost a thousand dollars. When a game is overwhelmed, the most you can get is 30,000 yuan. The rest is your own money, and you can’t get a few.I didn't like the money either, what I wanted was that they didn't hate me and didn't drive me away.There is still a way to get money between me and Tokuko?Of course, this is a secret between Tokuko and me.Can't talk to them.
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