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Chapter 25 25. Practice changing coins

My Crazy Life IV 腾飞 4179Words 2018-03-04
The three of us found a place to eat.When Dezi heard that I had found a solution, his mouth twisted with joy, and he said, "Third brother, I didn't misread you, and I knew you could come up with some tricks. It seems that the investment can be recovered." We did a lot of research, and what Dezi meant was that if Laoguan was in the manor, don't mess with him.Because Lao Guan helped him contact the local store and helped him handle various procedures, he and Lao Guan had a very good relationship, and they took care of each other a lot in their hometown.I said why Laoguan didn't let him bet money, it turned out that the relationship was in place.

I asked Tokuko: "Then, should I take this matter with Laoguan?" Dezi thought for a while and said: "It's better not to take it. He is an upright person. If we tell him, we can't do it. He is also the head of the office anyway. , A lot of people in it work under his command. He won't agree with us working under his command." After all the research and understanding, there is only one question left, how to use our coins?After researching and researching, we can only use the method to remove the package.If you want to talk about changing bags, poker, mahjong and pai gow are fine, but I have never played coins, so I have to go home and practice.You don't need to be too skilled, just take it back and put it back.Usually no one thinks about it.I was in charge of changing the coins, and Tokuko was in charge of bringing the equipment to give me reminders, and I would not be able to change them until I got home and practiced proficiently.Let's go to see the excitement first in the afternoon, and then bet some money to play and pass the time. By the way, we will also take Haihong to have a look.

As I write this, I still want to babble.Generally, the potion used for detection is prompted by electric shock to the skin.This time we use the instrument to vibrate, which is not the same as the use of devices between partners to remind each other.I have written before about the vibrations of instruments between friends, and this vibration is not the same thing. Haihong also told me that there is a chemical substance called cesium 137 that can also achieve this effect.However, it is very harmful, and a small amount will damage the body's immune system, so I dare not use it.But I remember the name.The scarred buddy I wrote before was caused by using this potion.I also saw a buddy who was usually alone, suddenly developed psoriasis on his face.He sought medical treatment everywhere, saying that his ancestors had never suffered from psoriasis.I figured that what he had on his face was not psoriasis, but the result of being irradiated by this potion.

In the afternoon, the three of us went directly to the office.Lao Guan hung up the phone solemnly in the office below. Tokuko said hello to him and we went upstairs directly. The bureau upstairs still exists, but it is much smaller. A kid is in the dealership with a capital of 5,000 yuan.In other words, the difference between the bets on both sides cannot exceed 5,000 yuan.And on the table, if he wins 10,000 yuan, he will immediately raise the money, and he will never give everyone a chance to take it away.Everyone bets not much, the most bet is 1,000 yuan. It seems that there is no big hand (the so-called big hand is the person who bets more money) for the time being, and this kind of game is just what I want.I just bet 200 yuan and 500 yuan to play, one is to pass the time, and the other is to hang out with everyone and get acquainted.This game is different from the dice-losing game, where there is a lot of shouting, but here everyone is very quiet. Occasionally, someone who is louder will seem a little noisy, and everyone will talk about him.This may be because of being in a nursing home.

As I write this, I think it is necessary to divide everyone up, otherwise the following things will not be easy to describe.Because I don’t know their names, let’s substitute their occupations: a restaurant owner, a buddy who works as a second-packer at a construction site, a small owner who runs a decoration company by himself, a small owner who runs a grocery store, and a guy who specializes in In summer, I contract and rent sun umbrellas, swimming rings and barbecues at the beach, one specializes in selling freshwater fish in the market, and the other specializes in introducing people to go abroad for labor services.Then there are the five buddies in the Laoguan office, and there are some things that have nothing to do with what happened later, so I won’t talk about them.

Dezi couldn't stay idle, so he also took money to bet.Of course, we are all playing, and we don't want to use those things to cheat now.Haihong watched from the outside. I deliberately stood close to the opening of the cup. As long as the people in front went to get something or left, I immediately filled the position.In this way, I stood directly at the position where I could pick up the coin with one hand.One time I bet 500 yuan and lost.While the dealer was checking the money bet by others, I picked up the coin casually, weighed it in my hand, and said to the coin, "Damn it, next time I bet on a dime, if you don't dare, I'll throw it for you." Go to the latrine." The dealer didn't care about me picking up the coin, and everyone laughed when I said this to the coin.The buddy who introduced the labor service said to me: "Everyone respects coins. If you scold coins, you will be in trouble if you win. Don't believe in evil when it comes to gambling. If you scold like this, you will definitely not win." I said: "Chinese If not, let me bet on the National Emblem Noodle Assembly.” The guy who did the decoration went on to say, “If you scold it, it must be a bet. You can see that Brother Guan is holding it like a baby, and it is also competitive and always wins. Get the money." Everyone echoed.

I'm not too lazy to care if it's evil or not. What I want is whether the location is convenient, and what I want is to check how difficult it is for me to change coins.But I gamble all the year round, and I am a little bit taboo about this.How about saying that I always lose if I play thousands of games?When the buddy shook it again, I deliberately waited for the coin to land firmly before placing the money on it. Of course, I bet on a dime.After opening it, it turned out that the national emblem was facing up. Everyone looked at me with mocking expressions when they saw that I missed the coin after scolding.Especially Tokuko, he punched me hard on the head and said: "There is a god, don't be disrespectful. If you win the money, you will sleep on the cold kang with bare buttocks, and it depends on the firepower." He squeezed in front of me, grabbed the money in my hand, and said: "Your luck is gone, stop playing, let me bet a few to have fun." At that time, I had about 2,500 yuan in my hand. , I was still in a daze, so he grabbed me.Anyway, I figured out the process, so I just stood outside and watched the excitement.

Dezi stood there with the money for a long time without placing a bet, what would happen under the product.One day he seemed to have a good taste, and threw all the money on the national emblem.I wanted to tell him to play around a little bit, but I didn't have the nerve to say so.Tokuko's fate is really good, and he actually won the bet.When Dezi received the money compensated by the dealer, he still turned around and said to me: "Be like the third child. If you bet two or three hundred dollars, like an old lady with small feet, in which year will you be able to reach ten thousand households?"

Dezi looked at it for a long time, and suddenly bet all the money on one corner, but someone there had already bet the money. If Dezi had bet all the money in his hand, the money in front of the dealer would not be enough to pay.There are grocery store owners betting 1,500 yuan, fish sellers betting 2,000 yuan, contracting buddies at the beach betting 3,000 yuan, and a few small households betting 300 and 500 yuan. It adds up to more than 7,000 yuan, and there is only 6,000 yuan on the dealer's table. Dezi was so shameless that he asked people to let him be the bet, but they didn't move, as if they were sure that this would happen.Dezi mobilized for a long time, but no one gave him a way. He had a bad temper, grabbed the money on the side of the national emblem, counted it, and asked, "Whose money?" There was only one part of the money there. It was the buddy who engaged in second-package betting.After making sure, Tokuko counted the money there and said, "1,200 yuan. I want the rest." As he spoke, he took out a stack of 10,000 yuan from his bag and threw it there.Maybe he felt that he was still angry, so he threw all the money in his hand over and said: "I even want the money from the banker with the bottom belt. You seem to be able to see the inside. I don't believe in evil. Let's go, I will lose again." How much is it?" The banker wanted to check how much he and the dime bet were worth, so Dezi picked up the cup and said, "It won't work after the opening, how can you win me. "

According to the rules, as long as no one bets money, others can help open the cups, but some dealers like to open the cups themselves, and don't like others to open the cups for them.Dezi opened the cup and saw that the national emblem was facing up. He grinned with joy and said, "Look at you guys, I can't even tell you to lose less." As soon as the money was collected, all of them were seized and belonged to him. He pointed out 2,400 yuan and threw it to the buddy engaged in second-package at the construction site who was betting on this door together, and said, "You count." He turned to the other side of the table while talking, and said straight in his mouth, "I have to go over there." Count, don't let the third child snatch it away. This kid doesn't treat himself as an outsider when he takes my money. Be careful."

Of course I'm happy for Tokuko to see him win, but I don't want to steal his money either.After counting the money, Dezi threw me 5,000 yuan and said: "Your money will be returned to you with interest, and you are not allowed to think about my money." Yesterday I took him 5,000 yuan, today I took him 2,500 yuan, and I lost 3,000 yuan in the early stage , still have something to earn.Dezi ordered another 2,000 yuan to share dividends with Haihong, and said, "What kind of work do you still have, you, hurry up and report here every day. It's better to go to work if you don't play and follow the joy when you come." The money is really distributed Haihong is gone, but the words are to pave the way for Haihong to come back next time. The buddy who sits in the manor may have no money, and everyone asks Dezi to sit in the manor.Dezi said: "When did I ever sit in the manor? You can really catch someone. I won't sit. I tell you to pick a little bit. You will lose all your money. Call Lao Guan up and tell him to sit. His Money is thick." People in the same office as Laoguan said that Laoguan was at work, and he would come up naturally when he finished his work.In the end, everyone managed to recommend the Erbao from that construction site to sit in the manor.I just stood there and watched the excitement.Tokuko didn't play either, and felt bored after watching it for a while, so the three of us made excuses and left.Dezi still didn't forget to brag and said: "Look at my buddy, I won immediately. The third child, you take me 5,000 yuan, and I will give you 2,500 yuan. Where can you find such a fastidious buddy?" We looked for a place to eat together, and when we were waiting for the food to be served, I would put a coin on the table and exchange it back and forth with the one in my hand, but to no avail.Tokuko also tried a few times, but he didn't have the willpower to persevere, and there were big loopholes after changing it a few times. He got angry again, grabbed the coin and threw it far away, so he simply stopped practicing.Haihong is even worse at it. Later, I managed to find the trick: I stuck the coin in my hand with my thumb, picked up the coin on the table, stuck it with my middle finger, opened my hand, opened my thumb, and used my index finger to pick up the coin held by the thumb and Pinch the thumb together, thus forming an illusion: pick up the coin and pinch it with the index finger and thumb.In fact, the coin I picked up was caught by the middle finger.Because you can't pick up the coin and throw it back on the table directly. There is a process of talking in the middle. But at that time, I was not proficient in playing.Dezi was also happy to wait for ready-made ones, and told him to practice but he would not do it.He said: "Your third child will do it, and I will wait for the ready-made ones. There is no reason for the boss to come forward to do the work." After eating, Tokuko settled the bill gracefully.He said to me: "The meal is over, you go home and practice, I still have things to do." I also said cheekily: "You are the boss, I have to hang out with you today, I will go wherever you go Why am I going home so early?" Dezi stared at the boss, and said, "Why are you so annoying, I really have something to do. Hurry up and ask for a daughter-in-law, don't keep pestering me for nothing." I picked up the phone, lowered my head to dial, and said as I dialed: "I have an appointment with my aunt, and I will go to her house in the evening. The child is about to take the college entrance examination. Don't worry about my hotel booking?" I said: "Can't you just say no on the phone?" Dezi said seriously, "You think it's a trivial matter, and you said it on the phone? There are some things you can't explain on the phone." While talking, his phone hung up.He picked up the phone and said, "Hey, old lady. I'm Dezi. That's right, I ate outside with my friends. I'll finish eating right away, and I'll go there after dinner. The location of the hotel is good, just over 300 meters away from the school." Don't worry, I saw the room..." Tokuko was talking on the phone when a phone rang.I haven't reacted yet, I thought it was Haihong's call.But immediately felt something was wrong, it was clearly Tokuko's phone ringing.Isn't he talking on the phone?Why is the phone ringing? I suddenly realized that this kid was playing tricks with me, he didn't hang up the phone at all, he just talked nonsense on the phone.Haihong and I didn't expose it, just looked at Dezi like this.Tokuko was startled by the ringing of her own phone, looked at the displayed number, then at the two of us, and said without changing his face: "It's not good when to call, you have to call at this time. The show is screwed, isn't it? Seeing us staring at him dumbly, he said: "It didn't work well, it made you two laugh. Haha." After he finished speaking, he answered the phone. It was a woman. He probably had an appointment with her, so he didn't want to bring I go to play.After answering the phone, Dezi said, "Third brother, what do you two think? I admit I was wrong. Just say what you want, but I really have something to do." It turned out that he asked a girl to go to the movies, so it would have been over if we had said so, we are not light bulb people.That's how he released Tokuko, and made an appointment to exchange coins the next day.Tokuko gave me a hint based on which side was facing up: bite the upper lip on the side with the emblem going abroad, and bite the lower lip on the other hand. Let Dezi go and give the potion to Haihong. He will go back to process five coins at night for the next day, and I will go back and concentrate on practicing bag dropping.I practiced at home until after 12 o'clock, and I felt confident before going to bed.Although my own calculations are good, who knows that I still encountered unimaginable things when I was playing.
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