Chapter 18 18. Teach Xiao Kaizi to make money

I was taken aback when I met my promiscuous girlfriend.Seeing the gangster's wretched appearance, and finding such a beautiful girlfriend, I can't find any words to describe it.You have to look good, and you have to have a figure.It's a pity that she was full of swear words, either "my day" or "I rely on", which greatly reduced my good impression of her. When I was buying a computer for installation, I asked a super perverted question.I said to the computer seller: "You put everything on the disk into this computer. Is the disk empty? If it is useless, give it to me. I will use it to block the car plate." At that time, the computer seller and The gangster girlfriend looked at me with extremely complicated eyes.

On the way back, I asked the gangster: "Why has the second generation been silent recently, has it been squeezed out?" The gangster said, "He has no money to lose. But I heard that he knows the password of his bankbook, but he dare not I’m afraid his father will find out.” I said, “Then don’t you encourage him? If you take it quickly, you will have money.” The gangster said, “I encouraged him, but he just didn’t dare. It seems that That's it." I asked the gangster: "Then do you think he dare not take his father's money? Or he doesn't want to gamble with us?" The gangster tilted his head and thought for a long time, and said: "The main thing is that he doesn't dare to gamble. .I heard him say that, saying that we all make a living from gambling, and if we don’t have a job, we just rely on gambling to make a living. He also admitted that he really can’t bet on us, so he doesn’t dare to bet with us.”

When I knew that the second generation could still get money, and I didn't dare to bet with us anymore, I thought of a way to do research with the gangster, and the gangster clapped his hands and said it would definitely work. What I mean is to teach the second generation a little way of cheating and cheating, so that he can build up the confidence to win us.As long as he has the confidence to win us, money will be easy to deal with.The person who lost money dared to bet even the money from the emperor's horse sale, let alone the money in his family's passbook. Send the gangster and the computer back to his rented house, and I will go home and search for a tool for gambling.It was a clip for changing cards, with a retractable mechanical arm, which could change a card and could be hidden in the sleeve.This thing is simple and can be learned immediately. You can use it to make the second generation have confidence in winning money.

After I took the things, I went to find the gangster, who had already installed the computer.His girlfriend was hacking at the computer, yelling fiercely at the villain in the computer: "Damn, fuck." I don't know what she is fucking. I took the mechanical hand and first taught the gangster how to use it, how to use the palm of the hand to block everyone's sight, how to remove the cards on the clip, and how to put unnecessary cards on it.But the gangster is so stupid, I have taught it countless times, but I just can't master it well, which makes me angry.His girlfriend saw that we were working on this manipulator, so she came to see it, and she understood after a while.

The gangster's girlfriend is called Xu Li. Seeing the foolish look of the gangster, Xu Li snatched the manipulator and tied it to her arm to operate a few. Not to mention, it really looks like that. If you are not a veteran, you will never see it.I think Xu Li has learned it, so she won't teach the gangsters. After all, the last thing is for the gangsters to teach the second generation how to operate it.Since the gangster can't learn it, let Xu Li come to teach the second generation. The gangster didn't seem to care too much, he was busy killing.I said to the gangster: "Damn, this thing is just for grabbing a dog, even if you throw it a pancake, the dog can use it. Why are you so stupid?" Said a sentence that I will remember forever: "Don't be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs." : "Your words are the most philosophical words I have ever heard." The gangster slapped and said disdainfully: "Philosophy is fart, everyone who plays will say this." But this sentence is used in the things I have worked with before It couldn't be more suitable for those people.

Seeing that Xu Li is very proficient in operating it, I called the gangster about the second generation, and asked him to learn how to use this robot. The learning place is the gangster's home. The gangster found the second generation, had a good mobilization, and then showed the second generation with a manipulator.The second generation is said to be very excited. In his opinion, it is very easy to use this robot to get back the capital.Xu Li taught him how to use it.The second generation also learned very quickly, but after learning it, he told the gangster that he dared not use it, because he was facing big brothers like us in society, and he had no courage to use it.

Hearing what the gangster said, I was a little dumbfounded.People don't dare to use it, so I can't tell him: You can use it, use it with confidence and boldly, we all pretend not to see it. After researching for a long time, we decided to do this: the gangster and the second generation will buy shares and sit in the dealership together, and Xu Lilai will be the banker to help them play, and see if the second generation agrees.The second generation listened to the gangster's suggestion, and agreed without thinking about it.Who would say no to the chance to win money like this? When the gangster hung up the phone and asked us to go to his house to gamble, I knew it was a success.Xiaohai, Sanyuan and I rushed to the gangster's house as quickly as possible.At that time, the second generation hadn't arrived yet, so he went to the bank to withdraw money.Before the second generation came, I taught Xu Li the rules of the staring game on the spot.After all, this game is simple, easy to learn and understand.In order to make it easier for Xu Li to use the robotic hand to travel, we found her a place to sit on the edge of the mattress, sitting on a large bag of clothes, high enough to facilitate the operation of the robotic arm.And we were all still sitting on the mattress.

When the second generation came in and saw him taking money out of his schoolbag, our eyes were all red.He took a full 300,000 yuan!It's slanderous to see that money piled up in that pile on the mattress.While the second generation was mopping the mattress (it used to be against the wall, it was dragged to the middle to play), the gangster gave me a sideways look and winked at me.That happy look, as if the money will belong to us immediately and be divided by us.Xiao Hai and I didn't have any expression, we have experienced many such scenes, we didn't make any superfluous suggestive expressions.I also didn't pay attention to the facial expressions made by the gangster and me, and lowered my head not to look at him.Although the second generation was killed by us as a pig, there is no guarantee that he will not suddenly look at someone and see each other's expressions.There are too many such things, and many people are found out because of mutual emoticons.Therefore, the cheaters use body language to communicate with each other when playing games.

The second generation even acted with us.He offered 200,000 yuan to sit on the dealership with mixed stocks, and the mixed shares offered 100,000 yuan. Xiaohai, Sanyuan and I bet on one door each.The second generation first sat on the dealership, and only played seven or eight hands. Before he could win or lose, he said, "I'm very unlucky recently. Come on, brother, push it. I'll settle the score for you." Standing up means telling the gangster to sit in the manor.The gangster said: "I have a small share, and there is pressure to be a dealer, so you should push it." The second generation seemed to have known that he would answer this way, looked at Xu Li and said: "Sister, lend me your luck, give me a few pushes. Here are all Man, you are a woman, you can kill them." See how lame his excuse is.

But they are acting, you have to cooperate, don't you?So I followed the words of the second generation and said: "Generally a group of men and a woman gamble together, and there are two results. The woman wins all the men's money, or the man wins all the women's money. Generally, there is no guarantee. It is very evil." It is also a catch-phrase, to give the second generation a reassurance, which means: I have no opinion on who you change.In fact, I was laughing in my heart: Stop acting, we have arranged for you, you should hurry up and give the place to Xu Li. Xiao Hai also said: "I don't mind whoever pushes the village. If my sister comes up to play, I'll take the opportunity to touch my hand and eat tofu. It's not bad. Hurry up." Hearing what Xiao Hai said, Xu Li sat down and called her first. He touched Xiaohai's hand and said, "My day, you dare to touch me. My family (referring to the gangster) still doesn't throw you out of the window."

In this way, Xu Li clumsily began to sit in the village.The second generation stood on the side and looked at us nervously, and we all reassured him collectively: we all lowered our heads and concentrated on looking at the poker points on the mattress, or counting our own money, and resolutely did not look up at Xu Li changing cards. process. Sanyuan and Xiaohai sat in the same door and played a few hands. Xu Li killed a lot of cards, but it was very difficult to kill me. For my door, I bet 5,000 yuan for my own door, and 5,000 yuan for my door. In this way, no matter how much Xu Li spends, it will be very difficult to kill my door.As for acting, you can't lose your door or under-deposit, that would look too fake. Every time Xu Li matches three cards, I get five cards. Usually, Xu Li kills the two cards to compensate me for one card, so that Xiao Hai and San Yuan can both keep their capital.So most of the time, I win a little bit like 5,000 yuan alone, and sometimes I can't go too far and allocate a lot of hands, so it is also a difficult see-saw process.Xu Li was also interesting, she would turn her arm and change cards secretly every time. Although she played proficiently, she didn't know how to cover it up.These are not problems in our view, we can't see them.Every time Xu Li secretly changed a card that didn't match a bigger one, she threw the card and said, "I'm so small. Why are you so small?" Listening to her mouth full of days, it's a pity for that pretty face up. The second generation has been standing beside Xu Li nervously, the phone in his schoolbag rang endlessly, but he didn't answer it, the phone kept ringing, and then he simply turned off the phone.Because I was sitting on the mattress, it was very awkward. If I played around the table, I could help them turn over a few cards, but now sitting cross-legged, I can only care about the cards in front of my own door.The cards in front of Xiaohai and Sanyuan Gate are up to God's will, what comes is what. Around noon, I won all the 300,000 yuan invested by the gangster and the second generation.The second generation took out the remaining 100,000 yuan, and the gangster took another 50,000 yuan to continue to invest in shares.By two o'clock in the afternoon, I had almost won the 150,000 yuan.During the period, I thought it was too slow for a while, and wanted to mobilize the second generation to bet, and I would sit in the bank, but the second generation refused to do it, and insisted on sitting in the bank. When the money in front of Xu Li was 20,000 yuan, the second generation couldn't sit still, he said: "I'll go get some more money, you guys play first. Xu Li, you continue to push me, I'll go downstairs to the bank Withdraw money." The child was fooled, and he didn't even think about why he cheated and lost money. He hurried out the door, Xu Li was still dealing the cards in a serious manner.When I heard the door was closed, I was sure that the second generation had gone out, so I said, "He's gone, why are you still pushing?" Xu Li might have entered the role too deeply, so she looked at me strangely and said, "Why didn't you push? The gangster went up and grabbed the cards in her hand and threw them on the mattress, saying: "Who will the show be for? The show will never end." Xu Li then reacted and said: "My god. Forget about this It's been a while." Everyone took the opportunity to get up and move their muscles and bones, and let the water go.The gangster said: "The 20,000 yuan has been divided, and when he comes back, he will say that he has lost it." As he spoke, he picked up the 20,000 yuan and threw it in front of Xiaohaimen.I put the 20,000 yuan back, took out 20,000 yuan from my own money pile and put it on the 20,000 yuan of the second generation and said, "No hurry, I will add 20,000 yuan to it, and when the second generation comes back, it will say that it has won 20,000 yuan." 10,000." Everyone agreed.The money will be ours sooner or later, I'm not in a hurry.It's a bit too out of character for a gangster to do this. Hearing the sound of the second generation coming back and knocking on the door, we quickly returned to our positions, pretending that the exit was still in progress.The second generation came in panting, took money from his schoolbag and threw it in front of Xu Li.God, he actually took another 300,000 yuan. Xu Li also pretended to be very happy and told the second generation: "I have killed several times in a row, so it's good." Maybe it's numbness.In the meantime, the second generation saw that Xu Li was still losing despite paying a thousand dollars, so they replaced Xu Li and came up to sit in the village by themselves.However, he didn't know that he was facing a group of scammers. No matter who was in the dealership or how lucky he was, in the hands of the scammers, everything changed. Needless to say, I won the 300,000 yuan again when it was dark. The second generation was very frustrated and wanted to continue to withdraw money, but the banks were closed.The gangster watched the second generation and wanted to continue playing, so he mobilized me to lend money to the second generation to continue playing.I didn't agree, I was a little satisfied, and I believe he will continue to withdraw money the next day to come to us to gamble, money is not won in one day. As I write this, many people may say that I am mean, even a high school student.I admit that I am despicable, where can an old man be noble?Moreover, the second generation like Qian may have thought that he was "robbing the rich and helping the poor". I won money, so naturally I want to treat people.I invite everyone to eat first, and then invite everyone to sing.The second generation has been eating and drinking with us, looking unhappy, so we have never had the right opportunity to share the spoils.Being able to get so much money at one time, the gangster was a little too excited, this was much faster than he used cockroaches to make money, so he clinked glasses everywhere, and it was really hard to see that he was a loser, after all, on the surface he and the second generation invested in shares Lost 150,000 yuan.But the second generation was always there, and I couldn't say or hint, so I had to ignore him.Xu Li changed her profanity during the day and became very steady. She talked with the second generation with a sweet smile and comforted him non-stop.Seeing that the second generation didn't have much appetite, I also gave him some food.At that time, in my opinion, this younger sister was good, suitable to be a hooker, maybe she could seduce the second generation and withdraw money to gamble with us. While singing, the gangster continued to drink heavily until he got drunk and fell asleep on the soft seat of the sofa.Seeing that the gangster drank too much and fell asleep, Xu Li seemed to be a different person. She either dragged me to sing a duet with her, or turned off the lights to dance, and she was so tired that she was sweating.It turned out that she did so well just now because she was afraid that the gangster would be unhappy. I'm a person who can't sing, and I eat and drink along with others singing.Xu Li sang by herself for a while, and seeing me drinking, she poured herself a glass and sat next to me, insisting on clinking glasses with me.I also drank two glasses with Xu Li out of politeness, but after she finished drinking, she didn't intend to sing any more. Instead, she chatted with me and kept bringing me fruits.I picked her up with my hands and refused to let her go. She insisted on feeding her, which made me very embarrassed.Her eyes were bold and direct, just staring at me like that, and I, a grown man, could read the seduction in her eyes.Xu Li is also really beautiful.But I also know the truth that "a friend's wife should not be bullied".If she wasn't a gangster's girlfriend, and she came to seduce me like this, I would definitely go.But she was the gangster's girlfriend, and I was good friends with the gangster at the time, so I could only use an excuse to talk to Xiao Hai to avoid this embarrassment. Seeing my reaction, Xu Li was very unhappy, and even followed me over to insist on feeding me fruit.Watching me hide, my whole body is leaning on me.Seeing that she was making a fuss, Xiao Hai went to drag her out.Seeing Xiao Hai trying to drag the gangster, Xu Li threw the fruit in displeasure, went over to sing, and never came to answer me. She sang by herself for a while and was bored, so she went to talk to the second generation.This second generation didn't pay much attention to it, so he put his arms around Xu Li's waist in a sophisticated manner, and the two of them talked and laughed in a low voice. Coming out of the song room, the second generation also drank too much, and followed us staggeringly.We were all very anxious to share the spoils, so we said we would stop playing and go home to sleep.The gangster asked Xu Li to take a taxi to take the second generation home.We quickly divided up the loot in the car, a total of 600,000 yuan, me, gangster, Xiaohai, and Sanyuan, each divided 130,000 yuan, and 50,000 yuan was given to Xu Li, and the rest was used for food and drink these days cost.I gave Xu Li's money to the gangster.After dividing the loot, we went our separate ways.But the gangster is a gangster after all, attracted by the little profit in front of him, he didn't give the 50,000 yuan to Xu Li, which caused Xu Li to kidnap me directly.This is something. After a day, I didn't receive a call from the hooligan or the second generation. My original thinking was that the second generation would continue to withdraw money and come to us to gamble. He would not be willing to lose money like this.People who lose money are like this, and they continue to gamble with a hint of luck to find a chance to make money.Back then, I knew that people were playing tricks, but I still gambled every day. I got really impatient with the wait, so I hung up the call to the gangster, and asked why there was no movement from the second generation of the gangster, and if there was no money?The gangster said no, it seemed that his parents knew about the withdrawal of money by the second generation, and they were locked at home to interrogate what the second generation money was used for.It was his mother who hung up the phone that the second generation didn't answer that day. That's how things ended.I also continued to live a muddle-headed life, and I went to see where there was money to gamble, and win a little.Those who do not gamble will sleep at home and watch DVDs.During the period, I also contacted the gangster a few times, and the gangster told me that he broke up with his girlfriend, but did not say the specific reason.When he was bored, he also asked me for a drink or said that there was a bureau in some place so that we could do it together. I always made excuses and refused to meet.In my opinion, the cooperation with the gangsters has ended, and there is no need for further contacts.