Chapter 4 Chapter Four
In a secret house in the Wang family compound, Wang Xing stood aside with his hands down. Behind the desk in front of him, a white-haired old man was concentrating on reading a book. It was Wang Xing's father, Wang Quan.
Wang Xing said: "Father, Fourth Master Zhang and the others should have set up defenses everywhere in the Wang family compound. I have told Boss Kong, all actions are subject to Fourth Master Zhang's arrangement."
Without raising his head, Wang Quan read the book and said, "It's lively! It's not bad!"
Wang Xing said: "Father, there is something I don't understand. Who suddenly ignited the courtyard and caused the explosion? This seems to be done deliberately."
Wang Quan said: "Don't think about it, it doesn't matter if we are careless or a thief, Fourth Master Zhang is better!"
Wang Xing said, "It's Mr. Zhang who is better?"
Wang Quan said: "The methods of Yufeng Shen's arrest can't be put on the table. At the end of the Qing Dynasty, they arrested Sun Xiaozhuan, a robber in Tianjin, and set fire to hundreds of houses before forcing Sun Xiaozhu into his pocket. In the end, it’s not all blamed on Sun Xiaozhuan’s head. The Fourth Master Zhang and Mr. Zhou are unscrupulous people in order to catch the thief.”
Wang Xing nodded and said, "According to father, the explosion was done by Mr. Zhang?"
Wang Quan didn't seem to care about this, but turned his head to look at the western clock beside him, put down the book, stood up, walked out with his hands behind his back, and said, "Wang Xing, don't pursue this matter, if Fourth Master Zhang is interested , concentrate on catching thieves, and it doesn’t matter if you burn a few more houses.”
Wang Xing nodded and said: "Yes, listen to Dad's orders."
Wang Quan walked to the side of the room, took out a pair of small scissors, and cut a pot of bonsai carefully, and said, "They caught Guo Laoqi, the subordinate of Subei Xiaobuwei?"
Wang Xing said: "Yes, Mr. Zhang and the others suddenly attacked Xichun Garden quietly. Fortunately, everyone who was supposed to leave left in time, and only Guo Laoqi was greedy for sex. He walked a step slower and was caught by Zhang. Fourth Master and the others blocked it. This old Guo Qi is a bastard. He jumped out and tried to kill the hook soldiers under Fourth Master Zhang and then escaped. In the end, he was not their opponent and was captured alive. They are so powerful that they managed to find Xichun Go to the garden, Daddy, do you think we are going to..."
Wang Quan said: "No need, this Guo Laoqi is the number one killer that Sanmei will hang up, and he will not say anything. Even if Mr. Zhou who is next to Mr. Zhang can read minds, Guo Laoqi is not the real master." , at most ask for a rough idea, it’s okay.”
Wang Xing said: "Father, last time the Shandong bandit gray-haired lice died suddenly, although Fourth Master Zhang and the others found a reason to evade it and didn't care about it, I'm worried that Fourth Master Zhang suspected us."
Wang Quan said: "Let's just doubt him, they are all full of anger. Wang Xing, when will your brother Wang Gui arrive?"
Wang Xing replied: "At noon tomorrow, he will lead people to live in the Nanyuanpo area."
Wang Quan said: "Okay. Don't tell your brother what you shouldn't say. The less he knows, the better."
Wang Xing nodded in agreement, and said, "Father, then I'll go back?"
Wang Quan said: "It's not busy, it's not busy, I still have a distinguished guest here today, you follow me, I'll introduce you."
Wang Xing said in surprise: "Father, why didn't I know there were guests here?"
Wang Quan said: "Hehe, I didn't expect to come at this time. Wang Xing, this distinguished guest is extraordinary. Don't judge people by their appearance."
Wang Xing said: "Understood!"
Wang Quan said, "Then follow me!"
Just as Wang Quan was about to take Wang Xing out of the house, the door had already been opened, and a person walked in.
Father and son Wang Quan and Wang Xing were stunned for a moment, Wang Quan had already taken a step forward, and shouted happily: "Junior Sister! Why are you here by yourself, you are about to bring my eldest son to see you."
Wang Xing looked up, and saw that the person who came was a girl of sixteen or seventeen years old, wearing a light green silk gown, with short shoulder-length hair hanging on her shoulders, looking at Wang Quan and Wang Xing with a smile, she did not dare to look at Wang Quan and Wang Xing. It is said to be better than a fairy, but it is also Diao Chan's appearance, with gentle eyes and elegant temperament. If it is not standing in front of it alive, it is really like a character walking out of a painting.
Wang Xing was fascinated by it, such a young girl, my father in his seventies and eighties, actually wanted to call her Shimei?Then don't I want to call her Shigu?
The beautiful girl smiled and said: "Brother, as soon as you move your pot of four-color daisies, I can smell the fragrance. I guess it must be time for you to prune, so I couldn't help but come over and have a look."
Wang Quan smiled and said: "Junior Sister is really powerful, I can't hide anything from you. Ah, Junior Sister, you have never seen this one before. This is my eldest son, Wang Xing."
Wang Quan pulled the stunned Wang Xing, and said sharply: "Wang Xing, why are you in a daze, why don't you kneel down quickly and call me aunt!"
Wang Xing, a powerful man in his forties, asked him to kowtow to this girl and call her Shigu, which really made him difficult.But Wang Xing didn't dare to disobey his father Wang Quan's order, so he bit the bullet and would kneel down as soon as he pulled the front of his robe.
The beautiful girl quickly said: "Don't, don't do this, I can't stand it! Brother, look at you, can you stop talking about these rules."
Wang Quan hurriedly said: "How can I do that! Different ages, but different generations! You must kneel, you must kneel! Wang Xing, why are you dawdling if you still don't kneel down and call me aunt!"
Wang Xing groaned repeatedly, and was about to kneel down again. The beautiful girl stepped forward and grabbed Wang Xing, and said to Wang Quan: "Senior Brother, if you do this again, I will die of shame and dare not live here. !"
Wang Quan thought about it for a while, and said: "Okay, okay, the younger sister has said so, so forget it. But the aunt still wants to call! Wang Xing, don't kneel, and say hello to the aunt!"
Hearing that Wang Xing was able to avoid kneeling, he was very happy, and hurriedly saluted the girl with a smile on his face, and shouted: "Master, disciple Wang Xing, send you my greetings."
The beautiful girl smiled lightly, and said to Wang Xing: "Okay, okay, my name is Lin Wan, you should call me by my name directly from now on."
Huo Xiaoxie walked quietly in the third aunt's room, and soon reached the door of the master bedroom.Although the door of the master bedroom was closed, Wang Xixi could still be seen sitting sideways in the room through the beaded curtain inside through the carved pattern on the door.Once a woman looks in the mirror, it is endless, and Wang Xixi is no exception, and she has no intention of getting up for a while.
Huo Xiaoxie looked around at the door, and seeing that it was inconvenient to enter, she took a few steps back and groped for other rooms, intending to find out the situation of the house first, so she could do it when the third aunt came back.
Huo Xiaoxie moved around a few rooms, and the places that were convenient to go were the living room, study room, utility room and other places, and there was nothing special about them.What Huo Xiaoxie was looking for was the bathroom. After turning around and coming back, he opened a door and entered a spacious and refreshing room. It is the room where the third aunt takes a bath.
Huo Xiaoxie smelled the fragrance in the room, and sighed in her heart: "The place where women take a bath is different! If the third aunt comes back to take a bath, she will definitely untie the red rope around her waist, and then I will steal it! Maybe You can still feast your eyes... Oh, why do you think about such nasty things, sins, sins!"
Huo Xiaoxie thought about it for a second, and then smiled inwardly: "What a sin, I'm not a monk! It's useless if you don't look at it, and it's useless to look at it. I don't know the third aunt. If I have no relatives or reasons with her, she will give it to me." I look at her naked butt, and I hide and don’t look at it. Isn’t it manly enough? I’m Huo Xiaoxie, an upright old man! I didn’t want to look at her naked butt on purpose. I’m a thief, and I want to steal her waist, no See how to steal? I am not a hypocrite who is full of benevolence and morality, so why pretend to be a wolf with a big tail! Grandma, I have never seen what a naked woman looks like in my life! Look! Must see! Steal! Must steal!"
Huo Xiaoxie tiptoed around the bathroom, looked up and down, but frowned, this bathroom is very luxurious, the roof has no beams, and is sealed with blue bricks; there are a few small windows for ventilation on one side of the wall , but it is quite far from the bathtub; there are several small cabinets around the house, but they definitely cannot hide a person; that is to say, there is no place in the whole room that can hide people.
Huo Xiaoxie sighed secretly: "It's over, it's over, it looks like it's a feast for the eyes, and the plan to steal the red rope is probably dead! Anyway, there is no place to hide the bath, so at least hide it near this room!"
Huo Xiaoxie slipped out of the bathroom and looked for a place to hide at the door of the bathroom. It didn't take much effort before he saw a small door with a latch. Huo Xiaoxie was about to pull the latch to open the small door, but After a pause, when he looked up, he saw a round wooden sign inlaid in the middle of the door. In addition to the carved patterns on it, there was a huge Chinese character "五" engraved in the middle of the wooden sign!
Huo Xiaoxie was startled, and remembered the task on Fat Haowei's note, which was: There are ten gates in the courtyard of the Wang family, A, B, C, D, W, Ji, Geng, Xin, Ren, Gui, open them at will, and steal an oil lamp from inside.Huo Xiaoxie saw that there was a character 五 on this door, and thought to himself, "Could this be one of the ten doors in the fat and delicious mission? It's a coincidence, how come there is one here?"
Huo Xiaoxie reached out to pull the door latch, went in to have a look, but thought about it, "No! If there is no oil lamp, it's fine. If there is an oil lamp inside, should I take it or not? This is fat and delicious. I can't just intervene in the mission! I just told Pang Haowei this information when I was meeting with them at midnight!"
Huo Xiaoxie withdrew her hand, feeling that she had made the right decision, and had just left this door to make another plan, but heard a voice from the third aunt's master bedroom.Just as Huo Xiaoxie saw the Wu-shaped door, she felt a little uneasy, and suddenly became worried, what is the beautiful young woman inside going to do?Huo Xiaoxie hastily tiptoed to the door, ready to see what was going on in the bedroom.
Just as Huo Xiaoxie walked to the door, she poked her head in and saw that it didn't matter, she broke out in a cold sweat!This Wang Xixi is holding a candlestick and walking towards the door, only three or four steps away!
Huo Xiaoxie turned her back, leaned against the wall, and scolded herself thousands of times for being confused, why she was so unconscious, and ran to the door to look at the movement inside at this time, isn't she uncomfortable?
Huo Xiaoxie looked left and right, there were porcelain vases and flower stands on both sides of the door, there was absolutely no place to hide, there were bookcases, tables and chairs in the room in front, but no matter how fast he was, it was too late to hide.Hearing the sound of Wang Xixi's footsteps, she had already reached the door, she opened the bead curtain and pushed the door, Huo Xiaoxie couldn't care anymore, she squatted down and shrank by the door.
Wang Xixi waited for the third aunt to come back, a little tired and lack of energy, so she pushed open the door and went to the outer room to get her own things.Wang Xixi went straight out without turning back to close the door, looked straight ahead, walked straight a few steps, and suddenly heard a slight sound of Hisoka behind him, the things that Wang Xixi encountered today were all strange things , and the third aunt was not there, she felt uneasy, this small voice was enough to make her look back immediately.
Wang Xixi turned her head and looked, only to see that the door was slightly swinging, and the bead curtain was still shaking from side to side, and there was nothing unusual. She couldn't help but sighed in relief, and quickly went to the table in the outer room, picked up the Take your own small bag and return to the bedroom.
Wang Xixi closed the door, sat in front of the dressing table again, took out a pair of tweezers from her bag, and carefully plucked her eyebrows in front of the mirror. When a woman dressed herself up, she was focused and focused almost.Wang Xixi didn't realize that Huo Xiaoxie was squatting in the corner of the wall behind him, sweating profusely, not daring to breathe.
When Wang Xixi pushed the door and came out, Huo Xiaoxie was squatting on the side of the door, covered by the door, Wang Xixi didn't turn back immediately, so he didn't see Huo Xiaoxie at that time.Huo Xiaoxie didn't dare to wait, all the muscles in his body exerted strength, and he jumped out of the door on one side, like a mouse, crawling quickly into the master bedroom from under the bead curtain on all fours.
When Wang Xixi turned her head, Huo Xiaoxie just avoided being noticed, it was a close call!It won't work if your body is a step too slow, and if you're a little taller, you won't be able to touch the bead curtain!Huo Xiaoxie's fast crawling technique is a strange move in the self-taught crouching technique!
Limbs on the ground, crawling close to the ground, is another profound knowledge in Pirates.You must know that when thieves are stealing, not everywhere is flat ground and smooth roads. Many places are ditches, canals, and pipes, which are places where they cannot stand, so they crawl on all fours. Very much.
There are several common types of "Fu Xing":
"Snake Fu", the body sticks to the ground, twists by the body, exerts force on the fingers, elbows, hips, knees, ankles, and toes to move forward. It is usually used in extremely narrow pipelines.
"Crawling" is similar to crawling forward, mainly using the forearm to exert strength, raising the head and looking forward, and it is used in many ways.
"Beast crouching", squatting down with the whole body, keeping the knees off the ground, supporting the body with hands and toes, and walking forward and backward.This kind of crawling method is the most commonly used, but it is not easy to perform in the low-rise house mezzanine.
"Yingfu", like a baby crawling, crawls with knees on the ground and supports with both hands, and is mostly used when the body needs to be lowered.
"Frog Fu", the lower legs and forearms are completely close to the ground, and the body is tightened on the legs and arms. When moving forward, the legs are kicked first, and then the hands are stretched out. The body is completely close to the ground and then returns to its original shape. In a rocky cave.
"Insect crouching", this is the most rare method of walking in a crouching position. The body is pressed against the ground, the hands are at the sides of the legs, and the force is fully relied on the jaw and toes. The body moves forward like waves. Generally, no thief uses it when stealing , but like a thief caught, when the five flowers are tied up, you know how important it is to be proficient in insect hunting.It is said that the crawling speed of an expert in insects is astonishing as walking.
No one taught him how to crawl Huo Xiaoxie. Huo Xiaoxie named it "Cockroach Crawl" by himself. It is like a one-armed push-up, with both hands and toes supported, but the hands should be supported below the chest, the body should be straight and not bent, slightly Lift off the ground, then exert force on the toes, push forward vigorously, and keep exchanging hands to move forward.
Huo Xiaoxie crawled into the master bedroom to hide, and Wang Xixi quickly returned to the room, which was safe and sound.
Huo Xiaoxie leaned against the corner of the wall and crawled to the side of the bed, seeing that there was quite a lot of room under the bed, which was a good place to hide.Huo Xiaoxie glanced at Wang Xixi, seeing her concentrating on dressing up, she burrowed under the bed, crawled into the middle of the bed, and through the gap under the bed, she could clearly see the movement in the room.
Ordinary thieves like to hide under the bed, and Huo Xiaoxie is naturally inevitable.You have to distinguish when hiding under the bed. If you have already exposed your whereabouts and are searched everywhere, hiding under the bed is tantamount to courting death. At that time, the bottom of the bed is not much different from a cage for a turtle; if it is silent, No one has yet noticed a thief coming in, but under the bed is a good hiding place, very safe.
There are some stupid thieves who don't understand that there are different times for hiding places, and even get under the bed when they are chased, but they are always caught like pigs. This is definitely not a minority.
Huo Xiaoxie lay under the bed for half an hour, but Wang Xixi still had no intention of leaving.
Huo Xiaoxie was thinking about why the third aunt hadn't come back yet, when she heard footsteps coming in a hurry, the door opened with a bang, and the two walked in.
Huo Xiaoxie was lying under the bed, and could see two pairs of women's little feet walking in.
Wang Xixi hurriedly stood up and said, "Sister Qing, you are finally back! How is it outside?"
The third aunt snorted too: "There is indeed a thief coming in, and that Fourth Master Zhang is catching it! It seems that he didn't catch it, and now it's quiet again."
Wang Xixi was startled and said: "What kind of thief is so powerful that Yufeng God can't catch it?"
The third aunt sat down on the chair, Qing Miao stepped forward to serve the third aunt herbal tea, the third aunt said: "It's a big thief, not an ordinary thief!"
Wang Xixi said: "Oh, the Wang family tree is so popular that it has attracted all the thieves? What should I do!"
The third aunt drank her saliva and said: "Sister Wang, I have to go out later. When I come back, I will tell you that you don't want to stay here for a long time. I will ask Qing Miao to take you back. I think there will be trouble in the Wang family compound tonight." Earth turned upside down!"
Wang Xixi responded: "That's good! Younger sister Qing, don't go out and show off, don't hurt yourself."
The third aunt said: "Don't worry, I have my own measure."
Wang Xixi packed her things, Qing Miao led her, and the third aunt saw her off, and she was about to leave the room.
As soon as the three women walked out of the room, they heard rustling noises from the corner of the courtyard, and the third aunt screamed, "Who is it!" She jumped forward, took out the throwing knife and held it in her hand.
The third aunt shouted, and a black shadow ran out of a bush in the courtyard, flying close to the ground at an extremely fast speed.
The third aunt didn't stop for a moment, jumped a few steps, and threw the two throwing knives in her hand.The girl Qing Miao was also very powerful, following closely beside the third aunt, she quickly threw two throwing knives with her left and right hands.
That group of black shadows seemed to have been stabbed, humming and screaming, but still running quickly, heading for the door.
The third aunt and Qing Miao pulled up their bodies, separated from the two sides, and chased like flying, and threw throwing knives like lightning continuously while chasing.The flying knife was very accurate and powerful, and hit a few more times. The black shadow that was pierced by it staggered and fell to the ground.The black figure screamed heart-piercingly, struggled and rolled a few times, fell to the door, and did not move.
The third aunt and Qing Miao had already run to the side of the shadow, and when they took a closer look, there was a one-foot-long black pig lying on the ground. It is by no means domesticated, but a strange-shaped wild boar.There were a total of four throwing knives stuck in the head, eyes, and abdomen of this beast, and they all hit vital points, and they were already dead.
Qing Miao stepped forward to pick up the black pig and showed it to the third aunt.The third aunt too saw that it was a small wild boar, and said: "This kind of beast is messing around in the Wang family compound again! If it wasn't for the flying knife in hand today, it would have escaped again!"
Qing Miao pulled out the flying knife on the wild boar, and said: "Master Qing, I don't know where these strange beasts have come from recently, and they have never been caught alive."
Wang Xixi had already run over from the side, leaned out to take a look, and said, "I was scared to death, I thought it was a thief! Why did wild boars run into our yard?"
The third aunt said to Wang Xixi: "It's a wild boar, but it doesn't look like it. This beast is very annoying, and it has a strong temper. Every time it takes a lot of trouble to catch a live one, It took half an hour at most to yell and die, which is very strange. I often see it in the big courtyard, but this is the first time I have entered my small courtyard! Strange!"
The third aunt had just finished speaking, when someone scolded fiercely at the other end of the courtyard wall: "You damned women, pay me for my pig!"
The third aunt and the others turned pale with fright, and hurriedly stepped back, holding the throwing knife in their hands.Wang Xixi was so scared that she almost fell to the ground!
After all, the third aunt is an extraordinary woman who can hold her breath. She stood firm and snorted coldly: "That thief on the wall! Get off!"
The black shadow on the wall squatted up and cursed in a low voice: "I managed to drive this beast into the yard, but you killed it with flying knives! You are guilty! A big crime!"
Third Aunt Tai coldly snorted: "Stop talking nonsense!" She raised her hand, and the two throwing knives flew straight towards the person on the wall.
"Hey!" The thief on the wall shouted, only to hear two bangs, the two throwing knives collided with a hard object and fell down!
The third aunt took a closer look, and saw that the man was holding a Feng Shui plate in his hand, and it was with this object that he shot down the flying knife.
The thief on the wall is none other than Liang Hachi!The mission of Liang Ba was to catch a live black-haired and white-tailed pig. He managed to find one and chased it all the way, forcing the pig into the courtyard. They hit it off.
It was not easy for Liang Ba to chase the black pig all the way and avoid other people. Seeing the third aunt and Qing Miao killing his prey with a few throwing knives, he was so angry that he wanted to jump down and kill the two. A woman playing with a flying knife strips off her clothes and ravages her!
Liang Ba blocked the third aunt's two throwing knives, knowing that this woman is powerful, and cursed: "What a powerful throwing knife!"
The third aunt too hummed: "Qingmiao! Encircle!"
As soon as Qing Miao heard it, she immediately jumped aside, and the third aunt moved slightly, made two swishing sounds, and threw two throwing knives without anyone noticing.Qing Miao jumped two steps away, and almost at the same time as the third aunt threw the throwing knives, she also threw two throwing knives. The four throwing knives were divided into four directions, all flying towards Liangba!It is bound to kill Liang Ba on the wall!
Liang Ba yelled "Hello" and broke the feng shui plate in half with his hands. He waved his right hand and swept it off. At the same time, he knocked down another one with the Feng Shui plate on the upper half of his left hand.Liang Ba still landed on the wall and did not escape!Liangba is extremely tyrannical, how can he stand the anger of a woman, even though he is on the top of the wall, it is difficult to show off his skills, but he still has to show off. At this time, he has tried his best to avoid the four throwing knives.
The third aunt shouted: "Good skills! If you have the ability to take another knife from us, if you can block it! I will accompany you, this pig!"
Liang Ba yelled: "Okay! If I win, I don't want you to accompany the pig. You three girls are naked, and you can sleep with me!"
Qing Miao cursed: "You stinky thief! I'll kill you!"
The third aunt snorted: "Sleep, sleep! It's a deal! If you want to sleep with us, don't run away!"
Liang Ba lewdly said: "Okay! I like a girl like you! Enough strength!" He squatted down firmly, without any intention of running away!
The third aunt didn't answer any more, she moved her footsteps slightly, took a small step away, and said in a low voice: "Qing Miao, prepare the random knife!"
Qing Miao nodded immediately, touched the handle of the flying knife on her waist, and moved slowly with her feet, looking for an empty door for throwing the knife.
The third aunt moved her body too, took a side step, and moved to the other side, and the two gradually separated.
Don't look at Liang Ba's tyrannical mouth, but in fact there are bean-sized beads of sweat rolling down his forehead. He knows in his heart that these two women have learned the true technique of throwing knives.
Third Auntie and Qingmiao moved slowly, looking for opportunities, while Liang Ba was also fully prepared for it.
At this moment, a sharp whistle sounded suddenly, disturbing the three of them slightly.
The third aunt scolded too secretly: "I hate it! Yufengshen hunted me down!"
While the whistle was still ringing, the sound of trampling bricks and tiles came from far and near quickly, a rope swayed in the air, and then the two hook soldiers jumped onto the roof of the third wife without stopping. The rope pulled up his body, stepped on the tiles of the roof, and rushed towards Ryohachi!
Liang Ba cursed loudly: "Little girl, I won't play with you today! I will make you strip naked and accompany me some other day! Farewell!"
Liang Ba folded the Feng Shui pan and jumped off the wall. The hook soldier had already jumped on the wall, and the three-clawed hook threw it, but Liang Ba was not caught, and the wall was smashed to pieces.Seeing that Liang Ba had run away, the hook soldiers chased after him closely, whistled continuously, and whistles echoed everywhere, endlessly.
The third aunt stomped her feet and scolded: "Yufengshen catch! You take advantage of me! I found this thief! Qingmiao, we also chase after him!"
The third concubine and Qing Miao were about to chase out the door, but Wang Xixi jumped up and grabbed the third concubine with a face of horror, crying, "Sister Qing, don't go! That thief is too vicious, if you have Anyway, I was bullied by him, how can I explain to Master Wang Xing! Let the Yufeng God arrest him! Please don't chase me!"
Just as Wang Xixi was shouting, the gate of the third aunt's courtyard was also knocked open by four or five escorts. Seeing that the third aunt was still standing alive, they breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly blocked the door. The aunt bowed and begged: "Third wife! Fourth Master Zhang and Escort Kong have given orders. The matter is of great importance. Everyone must not run around, so as not to disrupt the deployment and be used by thieves. Third wife, please go back Rest in the room, don't make things difficult for us!"
All the bodyguards looked at Wang Xixi, they all knew this Wangjiabao courtesan, and said to Wang Xixi: "Sister Wang, please stay with the third wife in the courtyard."
Wang Xixi refused to let go of whatever she said. Seeing this situation, the third aunt had no choice but to grit her teeth and curse: "Forget it! Let Zhang Siye and the others get a good deal! Sister Wang, let's go back to the room first, and wait for the quiet time." I'll take you out after a while."
The three women went back to the bedroom.The third aunt and Wang Xixi sat down respectively, and Wang Xixi said in shock, "What kind of thief is this, to come to the Wang family compound to catch wild boars?"
Huo Xiaoxie was lying on the bottom of the bed. He heard the noise and fighting outside just now, and after hearing what Wang Xixi said, he decided that Liangba had just been here.Huo Xiaoxie held his breath, remained motionless, and listened to every word.
The third aunt also said very puzzled: "Yeah! I think it's weird too! Why catch that kind of wild animal? It's not worth the risk of being caught by Mr. Zhang and the others!"
Qing Miao interjected: "Is it true that the wild boar has some medicinal effects? There are no other places?"
The third aunt pondered for a moment, and said: "The man's skill just now is very powerful! In such a narrow place on the top of the wall, he can still roll out of thin air and avoid our four throwing knives. It is a Feng Shui plate, and the accent is emphasized in the Henan area. If I remember correctly, this person should be the Kaifeng thief Liang Ba who became famous ten years ago! If it is him, it makes sense for Yufengshen to be so nervous gone."
Huo Xiaoxie listened under the bed, smiled slightly, and thought to himself: "If you see that murderous leader Jia Ding Yi, the hidden Kudeng monk, the playboy Brother Yan Chong, and others, you will know that Liang Ba is still alive. As minor characters, these people are probably lurking all over the Wang family compound, but Fourth Master Zhang is busy! Not only nervous, but also going crazy."
Fourth Master Zhang stood on the roof of a secluded second-floor building, looking around the Wang family compound, his face was iron, his fists were clenched loudly.Zhang Siye was so angry that he couldn't control himself, his teeth were clenching and his lips were trembling.Mr. Zhou stood quietly not far from Fourth Master Zhang, looking at the top of the Wang family compound, his face was also full of frost!
A hook soldier jumped onto the roof to report: "Master Zhang, he lost another one! No trace can be found! This subordinate is incompetent! Please punish Mr. Zhang!"
Zhang Siye's veins exploded, his face twitched, and he suddenly yelled loudly, his voice shaking the whole field: "You little thieves, what are you doing in the Wang's compound! Are you trying to tease me? Come on! Don't run away if you have the ability! Fair competition! I am Zhang Si, the ninth-generation successor of Yufengshenzhu! You all report your names!"
After Zhang Siye shouted, his eyes suddenly became blurred, he raised his fists and slapped himself on the head fiercely, yelling.The Hook Bing knew that Fourth Master Zhang's insanity had broken out again, and he knelt on the ground in fright, trembling all over!
Mr. Zhou hurried forward, grabbed the back of Fourth Master Zhang's neck, and rubbed it vigorously.
Zhang Siye took a long breath, finally stopped the self-torture, and said slowly: "Notify everyone in the Wang family compound that the thief has been captured, report peace, and remove the sentries everywhere! All the hook soldiers immediately withdraw to the station !"
The hook soldier was shocked, stiffened his neck, and shouted: "Master Zhang! We, we won't catch thieves anymore? Can you hold back your breath? We can't lie to the people in the Wang family compound that we caught thieves! Too Shame! Fourth Master Zhang! I can't do it, I can't say it, please kill me!"
Zhang Siye was not angry at all, instead he laughed and said: "Good job! You are indeed my capable subordinate! Be tough! Very good! Don't worry, catch! We must catch! But today there are more than one or two thieves, But at least five or six! All of them are masters at the level of thieves! We are likely to be played by people as monkeys, and our strength will be scattered to make them laugh! Now, we must regroup our strength in one place, and these thieves must They will come to us! If one comes out, we will try our best to catch one! As long as we can catch one today, we will win!"
The hook soldier who was going to kill him just now and refused to give in, suddenly came to his senses after hearing Zhang Siye's explanation, and quickly clasped his fists and shouted: "Zhang Siye is right! This subordinate was reckless just now!"
Fourth Master Zhang said: "It's okay! Just now I was so angry that I almost went crazy! I just figured it out now!"
Mr. Zhou nodded in praise and said, "Fourth Master Zhang, that's great! We set up defenses everywhere in order to find traces of thieves. If we are so greedy, we can't chew them up. It's not easy for thieves to enter the Wang's compound today! Any one, I'm afraid it's all People who are famous in the world! Let's wait and see what happens. Since they have come, they can't bear their temper and will definitely come out! I really want to see what these thieves are looking for in the Wang family compound. !"
Mr. Zhou turned his head and told the hook soldiers: "Go and do it! Keep your mouth shut! No one can talk about it, and quickly withdraw to the station!"
The hook soldier shouted: "Yes!" He turned around and jumped off the roof, flying away.
Huo Xiaoxie guessed that Fourth Master Zhang might be mad, and he was right.
In the third aunt's room, the three women chattered about for a long time about what the wild boar was, and they couldn't wait to talk about how many cubs the wild boar could give birth to at one time.Huo Xiaoxie's ears were almost callused, and he sighed: "Three women play a show, I have learned it! What are these women thinking, and they are talking about things that can't be compared, no wonder since ancient times No woman can be a good head catcher."
The third aunt finally changed the subject, sighed, and said bitterly: "In today's situation, for some reason, I vaguely feel that he is here too."
Wang Xixi said, "He? That mysterious man you mentioned?"
The third aunt said: "Yes, when I saw him for the first time, it was the same as today. It was chaotic and there were thieves everywhere. I went out to chase a thief, but I sprained my ankle, and he suddenly appeared, hugging him. I went back to the room. When I looked at him, I was not afraid at all, but felt that he was very kind."
Wang Xixi asked, "What does he look like?"
The third aunt blushed slightly, and said softly: "He has a pair of very deep eyes, as if he can speak, and he seems to be able to see through what you are thinking at a glance."
Wang Xixi said: "So when he left, he gave you a red rope?"
The third aunt said: "This is the only thing he left... Oh, sister Wang, don't mention this."
Wang Xixi sighed: "I really don't understand, what's so good about such a man who comes and goes without a trace."
The third aunt said: "Sister Wang, maybe I am stubborn, but I just can't forget him. Since he left, my soul has been hooked by him. I miss him day and night, and I have loved him all over the world." Looking for him. This ruthless man, I thought I could force him to come out after marrying Wang Xing, but he still has no whereabouts. Sigh... The reason why I went out to catch thieves just now was because I was thinking, should I go out again? to meet him."
Wang Xixi said: "Sister Qing, you are also a person who suffers from love."
The three women were silent, each with their own concerns.
The sound of gongs sounded outside the courtyard, and a bodyguard shouted loudly: "The God of Yufeng arrested Fourth Master Zhang and caught the thief! The God of Yufeng arrested Fourth Master Zhang and caught the thief! Please rest assured! Please rest assured! Safe! Safe! "
The bodyguards who reported the news shouted all the way, and soon the Wang family compound became lively again, people's voices were noisy, people came and went everywhere again, and they became busy again.
The third aunt stood up, surprised and delighted: "I caught it! This is great! Sister Wang, I will send you back right away. I have delayed you for a long time. I am really sorry."
Wang Xixi smiled and said: "It's good that it's okay! I can chat with Sister Qing, so there's nothing to feel sorry about."
After exchanging a few words of pleasantries, they both got up and sent Wang Xixi out of the yard.
When Huo Xiaoxie heard that everyone had left, she breathed a sigh of relief, moved her body, and planned to crawl out from under the bed to see if there were any flaws in the master bedroom.
Just as Huo Xiaoxie poked his head out from under the bed, he heard footsteps, and someone had already walked to the door.Huo Xiaoxie was shocked, and quickly retracted, not daring to breathe.The man opened the door and came in, took a few steps slowly, sat on the bed, and sighed softly.
When Huo Xiaoxie saw the shoes that the man was wearing, she knew it was the third aunt, and wondered why the third aunt came back again?It turned out that the third aunt and Qing Miao sent Wang Xixi out of the yard. Seeing that the third aunt was too distraught, Wang Xixi insisted not to see the third aunt off, but the third aunt couldn't refuse, so she came back.
The third aunt sat on the bed, sighed a few times, and said to herself in a low voice: "What's wrong with me, my heart is beating so hard."
Huo Xiaoxie cursed secretly under the bed: "Stop reading, go take a shower, please!"
Huo Xiaoxie lay under the bed for a long time, her limbs were numb, she moved slightly to make herself more comfortable.
"Who!" Third Aunt shouted suddenly, standing up all of a sudden!
Huo Xiaoxie was buzzing in his head, his back seemed to be cooled by ice cubes, his whole body felt cold, and he cursed secretly: "Her grandma's roll! You found me! Damn it!"
Huo Xiaoxie was thinking about countless ways to get out, but saw the third aunt walking too quickly towards the door, it seemed that she was not targeting herself.Huo Xiaoxie didn't dare to be careless, her whole body tensed up, in case the third aunt came over suddenly, she was prepared to move.
The third aunt opened the door abruptly, but the person stood still in a daze, took two steps back slightly, couldn't speak fluently, and read: "You! It's you!"
Huo Xiaoxie thought to himself: "Damn it, there's another one! Fortunately, I didn't find me, it almost scared me to pee!"
Huo Xiaoxie looked from under the bed, and saw the third aunt retreating slowly, her footsteps trembling slightly, and a man wearing black boots stepped in, and at a glance, he knew it was a man, but unfortunately Huo Xiaoxie couldn't see his face, he didn't know Who is the sudden visit.
The man turned around and closed the door, without making a sound, he walked straight into the room and stood still.
三姨太说话的声音不知是喜是悠，惊道：“你！你怎么来了！”
那男人并不说话，只是静静站着。
三姨太声音有些悲伤起来：“你这坏人，又是一言不发！我，我找你找的好苦！你还知道回来看我。”说着竟扑入这个男人的怀中，大哭起来，不住的敲打他的胸膛。
三姨太哭道：“你不要走了好吗？不管你为何回来，不管你要去哪里，我都跟着你，求你不要再离开我。这么多年，我真的好苦！你把我的心都偷去了，我天天活着就是等你回来！坏人啊，你为什么不愿意说话！你说话给我听，你说话啊！”
那男人任凭三姨太捶打，不退不让，牢牢站着。
三姨太哭了片刻，突然身子一退，声音尖锐的骂道：“坏人！你很得意吧！你很痛快吧！看到我这个生不如死的样子！你害我这么多年，今天才来看我，当我很开心吗？你错了！我等你、寻你，是要杀了你！我得不到你，就要杀了你。”
三姨太唰的一下，把飞刀拿在手中，继续恶狠狠的说道：“你以为我不敢吗？你以为不会动手！你错了！你彻底错了！我杀了你！”
三姨太说着手腕一抬，就要持刀刺入此人胸膛，可手举在半空中，却身子一颤，又哭了起来：“你，你不要这样看着我，我真的会杀了你！我真的会，真的会……”
那男人上前一步，把三姨太搂在怀中，终于说出了话：“青红，是我不对，你要杀就杀吧。”这男人说话声音温柔婉转，磁性十足，听着十分的舒坦。
“当啷”一声，三姨太手中的飞刀落地。
三姨太说道：“我输了……我杀不了你，我宁肯自己去死，也杀不了你。求你，求你带我走吧……”
火小邪在床下听的腻味，想也想不明白，三姨太怎么会对这样一个无情无义，神秘莫测的男人如此死心塌地。火小邪真是想探出头来，骂这两个狗男女一番，啰啰嗦嗦，有完没完？
火小邪正郁闷着，却听到三姨太和那男人啧啧亲吻起来，三姨太娇喘连连，身子都软在他的怀中。火小邪听的面红耳赤，暗骂：“他奶奶的，就这点时间，还要那个？”
三姨太含糊不清的说道：“坏人……有人会来……有丫头会回来……会……啊……”
三姨太说是这么说，根本没有避让的意思，两人干柴烈火，腾腾燃烧，哪有丝毫熄灭的迹象？
火小邪眼见着三姨太的外衣被那男人脱掉在地，露出贴身短褂，细腰袒露在眼底，但不见腰上的有红绳，不禁周身燥热，狠狠咽了几下口水，暗哼：“你娘的，有本事你再脱裤子！”
火小邪心想事成，男人已经伸出手，把三姨太的裤带松开，哗的一下，裤子也坠下地面。火小邪顾不得欣赏这番人间春色，定睛一看，果然在三姨太的腰胯之处，系着一根红绳，红绳上有几个银色的小铃铛，随着三姨太的身子扭动，叮铛细响。
火小邪面红耳赤的又骂：“脱！你娘的脱！把绳子也解掉！操你们奶奶的卷的！香蕉巴拉大西瓜的奸夫淫妇！老子今天看定了！”
三姨太听见自己腰上的铃铛做响，迷糊糊的哼道：“坏人，你，你送我的红绳，我一直，一直系在腰上，一刻，一刻都没有解下来……”
眼看着那男人的一双手已经摸到三姨太腰上的红绳，用手指勾着把玩，火小邪暗吼：“大爷啊！解掉红绳！解掉！祖宗的啊！快啊！玩你的大屁股玩啊！”
那男人勾了勾红绳，却松了手，一把将三姨太抱起，走向床边，两人滚在床上。
火小邪只能听到床板上轰隆做响，三姨太娇声连连，再看不到人，不禁大大的失望：“完了，这下不知要等到何时啦！”
三姨太“啊”的娇呼一声，声音不似刚才。
火小邪心疑：“这声叫又是个什么花花？”火小邪不知男女之事，哪里懂的？
三姨太这声叫一完，床便微微吱呀着摇晃了起来。
火小邪又暗骂：“这又是干啥？摇床干什么？难道两人在打拳？真搞不懂！”
床不住摇晃，三姨太也随着床的摇晃，呻吟声不止，这叫声叫的细密，如醉如痴，与火小邪在窑子外偷听嫖客和妓女干事的动静十分不同。奉天城的妓女在床上的叫喊声哪有这种情调，都是乱叫什么“大爷，你中午吃了啥啊？都整死我了！”；“哎呀，大爷，你咋这么厉害呢，都要整爆了我！”这还算斯文的。
火小邪心思并不在此，反而着急起来：“这床摇的厉害，千万别给摇塌了！那我可就要被当猪抓了！”
火小邪正焦躁着，院中有女子声音叫道：“青帮主，你在吗？”这话语声不停，人已经走到门前，轻轻叩门。
床上的两人顿时停了动静，三姨太大声叫道：“青柳！是你吗？”
青柳在门口叫道：“我是青柳，青帮主，能进来吗？”
三姨太从床上爬下，连鞋都顾不上穿，光着身子嚷道：“别进来！我在换衣服！什么事？”
青柳耸了耸，觉得奇怪，但不敢问话，只好退开一边，说道：“王兴老爷叫你过去！他在西四阁楼，让你尽快过去。”
三姨太慌慌张张的穿衣下床，叫道：“风水珠难道丢了吗？他去西四阁楼干什么！风水珠是我的嫁妆！关他什么事？”
青柳在门外说道：“风水珠好好的呢，我本守在那里，王兴老爷就来了，说是来看看，让你过去，其他的他也没有说。”
三姨太跺了下脚，说道：“我知道了！你先回去告诉王兴，说我一会就来。”
青柳应了声，退了下去。
三姨太一回头看床，床上竟然已经没有人了，三姨太心中大惊，四下打量，除了床上一片凌乱外，屋内空无一人，三姨太慌忙低声叫道：“情郎……情郎……”
火小邪此时才真是处境尴尬，心惊肉跳。
火小邪听到青柳在门口叫三姨太，三姨太翻身下了床，正和门口的青柳说话的时候，床上的那男人随即下来，身子一晃，如同鬼魅一样无声无息的飞快移向屋子一侧，火小邪只能看到这男人的双脚，看不见他的身法，那男人用“边步”行走，双腿迈动起来，快如闪电，移到卧室一侧的房门，也看不清他是怎么拨开珠帘，把门打开出去的，反正如同一个黑影一样，眨眼便出了卧室，还不忘将门照常关上，不仅没有发出任何一点声音，而且门不动、帘不摇。
火小邪一看这种身手，真是匪夷所思，前所未见！当时唯一能想到可以做到的人，便是水妖儿！
火小邪这只是一念之下，再回头一想，便又想到那个杀人魔头甲丁乙应该也有这种身手。而火小邪哪有这个功夫细想，耳中听到三姨太说风水珠的事情，又是大惊，郑则道所偷之物不就是某个阁楼中的风水珠吗？怎么和三姨太也有关系？
火小邪脑中乱成一片，进入王家大院的各种情景一一闪现，首先是看到腰上挂着“伍”字牌的镖师，而后在三姨太房中看到戊字门，再听三姨太他们说黑毛白尾猪，现在竟又听到风水珠，加上三姨太身上的红绳，这就是说闹小宝、胖好味、亮八、郑则道和自己的偷盗任务，都被自己发现了线索。
火小邪心中生出一个大胆的猜测：难道所有贼人进入王家大院所要完成的偷窃任务，都是彼此关联？或者说是有一个人完成了，另一个人可能完成不了，或者难度骤然增加？竞盗竞盗？是比谁偷的快？
三姨太低声唤了几声情郎，不见回应，四下打量也未见有人出去过的迹象，不禁心里着了慌，向着床边走来，看那个架势，可能是要看看床底是否藏着人。
火小邪的一颗心，几乎能够蹦出嘴巴。
三姨太向床边走来，冲着床下不断低声唤着情郎，拉起床单向下看去，并无人在。三姨太站起身，神态焦躁，满屋子乱走，还是不见那神秘男人的身影。
三姨太急促喘气，使劲眨着眼睛，滴溜溜转了几圈，手足无措的说道：“怎么！又走了！又走了！他又走了！”
三姨太说着说着，又悲又怒，大叫一声，把梳妆台上的所有物件一并扫落在地，稀里哗啦砸了一地。三姨太无法自抑，掩面大哭起来。
青柳在门外听到房内东西摔了一地，三姨太呜呜痛苦，赶忙跑到门前，喊道：“青帮主！青帮主！你没事吧！”
三姨太尖声叫道：“我没事！你不要进来！都怪你！你早不来晚不来！偏偏这个时候来！我恨死你了！”
青柳莫名其妙，自己回来传王兴老爷的话，什么叫早不来晚不来？青柳不敢回话，只能轻轻叹了口气，退开一边。
三姨太毕竟是女中豪杰，不象寻常女子那样哭起来就没完没了，哭了片刻之后，便止住哭声，擦了擦眼泪，站起身来，低声责骂自己道：“一个臭男人！走就走了！有什么好哭的！”
三姨太说是这么说，走路都颠三倒四，像是丢了魂一般。她木纳的把衣服穿戴齐整，拿起飞刀，束好腰带，略略整理了一下头发，抽了抽鼻子，双手抹去脸上的泪痕，走到门边，哗啦一下把门拉开，一张脸冷若冰霜，毫无表情，双目无神，如同半个死人一样，对站在门外正坐立不安的青柳说道：“走！前面带路！我去见王兴！”
青柳吓的身子哆嗦，慌忙说道：“是，是……”
青柳带着三姨太走出院子，向西四阁楼快步走去。
三姨太和青柳出了院子，主卧室的床下轰隆一响，火小邪掉在地上。
火小邪可没有上天入地的本事，他根本躲无可躲，避无可避，只能在床底下这方寸空间中想办法。
做贼之人，能够藏匿住自己不让人发现，乃是头等大事，逼的急了，什么主意都能想出来。火小邪在奉天的时候，听自己的老大齐建二吹嘘过不少贼人急中生智，藏在床下没被人发现的故事，当属“溜边挂”最象自己目前的处境。
旧时的床，不象现代人用什么席梦思，床下空间有限。特别是旧时富贵人家的架子床，面积颇大，能容三人躺卧，而且床板距离地面还有二尺高矮。床面多为木板，也有崩子床，使用棕榈绳做成的网罩，十分有弹性。若是木板床，为了保持稳定，床板下有木梁支撑，平常人家二道木梁足以，王家大院姨太太的床，下面则有六根木质横梁。
火小邪当时见三姨太来了，知道自己没地可躲，但想到“溜边挂”这招。尽管火小邪从来没有试过，现在火烧到眉毛了，不试也不行了！火小邪身子往后一缩，用伏行法退了一步，身子滚了一番，打了个横，已经退到床底墙边，抬头一看床底板，伸手向上一摸，就抓到了一根木梁。火小邪从进了床底，就早已探明床底有六根木梁，这是在火小邪的计算之内，不足为奇。
火小邪翻过身来，双手抓紧，一只脚抬起去蹬上另一个木梁，身子一挺，就凭空而起，另一只脚也赶紧抬上，踩稳了木梁，木梁坚硬，只发出了轻微的嘎吱声，这声音也被三姨太呼唤情郎的声音和脚步声盖住，三姨太没有听见。这个时候，火小邪整个人面朝上倒挂在床底一边，这就是“溜边挂”。
火小邪刚刚“挂”好，三姨太就已经撩起了床单，向床底看去。
火小邪这可是和三姨太赌上一把，只要三姨太不是整个身子完全扶下来，视线和地面平行看进来，那“溜边挂”就不会被发现，这乃是有床板遮挡的情况下，人若是斜着望向床底，只有床地板贴墙的上方是唯一的盲点。
要想面朝上贴着床底挂着，全靠臂力和指力，难度非比寻常。火小邪牙关紧咬，紧闭双眼，拼了三辈子吃奶的劲，全身贴紧在床板上，“挂”在上面。火小邪当时真想裤裆里能再变出一只手来，能助上一臂之力。
三姨太寻找情郎，心神不宁，猜人躲在床下不过是猜测之一，而且女儿家的，全身扑在地下也不太雅观，若是情郎躲在床下，她定然能够看到。所以，三姨太只是斜向看入床底，恰恰好没看到“溜边挂”的火小邪。关键在于三姨太根本没想到床下除了能藏情郎外，还能藏个别人。若是三姨太认定床下藏了小贼，那火小邪无论如何都是躲不过的。
三姨太寻不到情郎，坐在房中哭啼，火小邪那个难受劲真是无法忍受，后悔刚才三姨太突然摔打东西时，为何没有抓住机会下来。挂上床底可以没有声音，但从床底下来，以目前这个状况，想不发出摔跌之声，火小邪自认为是办不到的。
火小邪手指、肩头和腰间肌肉酸疼无比，劲力已经慢慢吃不住，眼看着实在挂不住了，就会跌落，而三姨太还没有要走的意思。火小邪别无办法，干脆使出自己咬住严守义腰带的混劲，脑袋一扭，咔的一口，将木梁一口咬住，那劲用的极大，恨不得能把尿都给逼出来。
火小邪这张嘴里的牙齿厉害，严守义都拿他没办法，咬劲极大，故而火小邪又能支持片刻，一直熬到三姨太离开房间，这才跌下床板。
火小邪躺在地上，累的如同一摊烂泥，动弹不得。
火小邪喘了几十口气，才缓过劲来，暗骂：“你这女人，差点整死老子！呸呸！”
火小邪翻身起来，从床下打量一番，屋内已经没有人际，心中想道：“这个三姨太出去了，不知什么时候回来，而刚才那个偷情的男人身手厉害，没准还在屋内！说不定已经发现我了！我躲在这里，不是个事！先到外面去，待子时以后，这个三姨太一定要回来睡觉，我到时再做打算！”
火小邪从床下爬出，屋里烛光还烧的旺盛，杂物散落一地，寂静无声。火小邪不想舍近求远，蹑手蹑脚向着门口走去，打算尽快离开这间屋子，进到院子里，爬墙出院。
火小邪刚走到门口，却觉身后有凉气袭来，不禁心中一寒，猛然回头，可就这这时，屋中的灯光一下子熄灭，顿时一片漆黑，眼睛适应不过来，房间内黑的伸手不见五指。
火小邪脚底发凉，心惊：“有人！娘的瓜！鬼吹灯啊！”转过身子不敢乱动。
火小邪静静站着，房间里只能听到自己急促的喘气声，好像并无人存在。火小邪心想：“这灯不会突然熄灭！是那个男人来了！好厉害！他是发现我从床下出来，想杀了我吗？”
越是这么想，心中越不安，火小邪眼睛适应过来，总算看清屋里的摆设，还是平静异常。
火小邪向门口退了一步，反手摸上门栓，根本不敢想能够克敌制胜，只求全身而退。
屋内不知哪个角落，突然传出嘿的一声轻笑，吓的火小邪汗毛乱竖，哪里再敢耽搁，咔的一下拉开门栓，夺门而出。
火小邪进了院子，顾不上爬墙出去，直径冲着院门跑去，始终觉得背上发凉，好像有人紧紧跟在身后，但如同鬼魅一样，没有声响。
火小邪恨不得大嚷大叫，却歪着嘴巴叫不出声，只恨自己为啥没多长二只脚，能够逃的更快。
火小邪拉开院门，管他外面是不是有人在，保命要紧，飞也似的跳了出来，撒腿便跑。
三姨太院门边还站着两个镖师，正是被三姨太责骂过的那两人，迎面见火小邪跑出来，吓了一跳，本想上前堵住。而火小邪一看有人，丝毫不躲闪，黑着脸狠狠瞪了这两人一眼，骂道：“快让开！”
这两个镖师被火小邪一瞪一骂，身子一呆，不知是抓还是不抓，任由火小邪跑过他们身边。等火小邪跑过去几步，他们才回过神来，一边指着火小邪骂道：“干什么的！”一边拔腿就追。
火小邪撒腿狂奔，回头不耐烦的大嚷了一句：“三姨太！那个啊哈啊噶那啥！操！”火小邪哪有什么理由，嘴里含糊着乱说，根本没有任何意义。
一个镖师站住，说了声哦，竟没再追，另一个镖师也停下来，回头急问道：“追啊！”
站住的镖师抓了抓头：“他说的啥？”
另一个镖师愁道：“你没听清啊！”
“你听清了？”
“我也没啊！”
两人一抬头，火小邪已经跑远。
“还追吗？”
“追个屁啊，一定是三太太的人！”
“哦！对啊！”另一个镖师恍然大悟。
“三太太尽是些扯蛋的鸟事！我看那小子好像是大厨房的伙计，咱们还是别惹三太太，讨不到个好！没事，没事！回吧！”
"Yeah yeah!"
这两镖师受过不少三姨太的气，王家大院戒备已经解除，火小邪又是从三姨太的院子正门跑出来的，急急忙忙，并不躲避他们。所以这两个蠢人都暗自合计了一下，觉得火小邪应该是赶着去为三姨太办什么事情，至于火小邪啥时候进的院子，他们搞不清楚，反正不是一直在门口值守，也没看见。如果追火小邪抓住问问，没准又把三姨太得罪了，不追还得了个安生。
就这样，火小邪风风光光的从镖师的手中跑掉。
有时候贼人做贼心虚，事事都躲躲藏藏的，这本就是应该的，但如果做贼的人行为“反撇”，有时却有避免嫌疑的奇效。
这个道理数千年都实用的很，我们现代社会警察抓坏人，大摇大摆在街上走路的人，反而不会留意，越是偷偷摸摸，眼神游弋，神色古怪的，越有嫌疑。翻翻警察抓到通缉犯的卷宗，八成以上都是某时某地见到某人行为鬼祟，目光游离，所以上前盘问，如此这般，就露馅了，结果抓获。再问问火车站、汽车站、飞机场执勤的警察，这么多南来北往的人里面，怎么就判断某个人有犯罪嫌疑呢，答案一般都是：躲避眼神，动作造作，神态不正常，盘问时词不达意，说话结巴。
当然，贼人这种“反撇”行为因地制宜，不是次次都吃得开。有的笨贼，已经被通缉，头像四处悬挂着，还大大咧咧的街头乱晃，进出警卫众多之地，企图过关，以为这样警察不会怀疑，那就是脑子不开窍，傻学傻用。