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Chapter 13 Chapter Thirteen

After all, Zhao Biaotou and Wang Biaotou didn't trust Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi, so they arranged for them to stay outside the inn with Liu Dashan and others, and if there was any abnormal movement, they would shout loudly. Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi stayed outside and ate two pancakes indiscriminately to make them feel full.Liu Dashan has always been very curious about Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi going to meet the third aunt, asking endlessly, Huo Xiaoxie could only say that the third aunt was very interested in their black wind, so he called them over to meet .With such nonsense, Liu Dashan couldn't make more words, so he gave up.

Liu Dashan arranged for Huo Xiaoxie, Pan Zi, and Heifeng to stand guard on the roadside outside the inn, and everyone dispersed to watch each other. Other trivial arrangements are not listed for the time being. Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi sat down and looked into the distance. There were many mountains and hills in this area, and they couldn't see very far.Standing aside, Hei Feng was excited, sniffing around, circling Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi, without running far. Seeing that no one came to bother Pan Zi, he asked Huo Xiaoxie, "Huo Xiaoxie, why are you doing this? Qiao Daqiao is a thief, and we are also thieves. They steal from them, so why should we meddle? On the enemy."

Huo Xiaoxie chuckled, and said, "Pan Zi, I don't know why, but when I hear someone mentioning thieves, I feel uncomfortable, especially if the registration number like Qiao Da Qiao Er scares people, it's even more annoying. It’s terrible, I can’t wait to fight with them.” When Pan Zi heard this, he laughed, and said, "Huo Xiaoxie, you said that, I also feel that this Qiao Daqiao needs to be cleaned up. We have stayed in the Jinghuo Valley for three years, and we don't know what our abilities are. It’s like that, it’s so itchy, it’s good to find an opponent to learn from each other, or it’s always you hitting me and I hitting you, it’s so boring! Haha, it’s fun and fun.”

Huo Xiaoxie said: "Pan Zi, don't be careless. Do you remember that I told you about the leader of the four great thieves in Northeast China, Brother Li Yanzhuo, the smoke bug? He said that Qiao Da Qiao Er is very difficult to deal with. Let us Head-to-head confrontation doesn't always win the battle, as long as we can use our abilities to prevent them from stealing the things here, then we will win!" Pan Zi said: "That's true... Oh, actually, I really want to show off in front of Qingmiao and Qingliu, and let them see how wise and powerful I am. They must love me to death!"

Huo Xiaoxie couldn't help laughing, this Panzi's mind was pretending not to be a girl every day, but to eat, drink and have fun, he really convinced him. The two laughed and laughed, but they were also happy. Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi sat here to watch over them. On the other side of them, in the dense forest on the hillside in the distance, there were two people sitting quietly in the shadows, looking at them. These two men, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin.The taller one has short hair like steel needles, eyes like copper bells, and a beard all over his face. He wished his head was twice the size of an ordinary person, sitting there like a hill.The thin one, with deer-headed mouse eyes, a pair of eyes rolling around, with half-length hair that is not short, is as thin as a hemp stick, and is stuck beside the big fat man like a wooden stick.These two people are the second and third of the Northeast Four Thieves with big heads, and Qiao Er's claws. The tall and strong one is Qiao Da, and the thin and thin one is Qiao Er.

The two sat silently, staring at the inn in the distance.The inside and outside of the inn are covered with guard posts, and the torches are like a forest, illuminating the surrounding area of ​​the inn. Qiao's big head suddenly opened his mouth and gave a smirk, scratched his head, and said in a low voice: "Second son, they are not afraid of us!" Qiao Er's claw said sharply: "Don't call me Erzi, you are only Erzi! You are only Erzi! Call me Claw! It has been said for more than ten years, why can't you remember! My name is Claw, Claw! Not Erzi! " Big Joe groaned, and said again: "Oh, Two Paws, do you think they are afraid of us or not?"

Qiao Erzhuo rolled his eyes and said, "Of course you're afraid of us! Didn't you see so many people holding torches? Why are we still putting on lights if you're not afraid?" Joe nodded his big head and said, "Then, will they give us money? What if they don't, what should we do? Really steal it? There are so many people, I'm a little scared, if we get caught If we send him to the official, we will be punished." Qiao Erzhao scolded: "I'm afraid you're a big watermelon! You watermelon head! When have we been caught? They won't give us money, so we'll go get them tonight!"

Joe said with a big head: "Second son, if they don't want to, let's forget it. If we are caught, how can we explain to Master Bandituo?" Qiao Erzhao said angrily: "Big watermelon head, say it again, don't call me the second son! Say it eight hundred times a day, it's annoying to death, annoying to death, annoying to death! Uncle Robotuo can't let the two of us starve to death!" Come on! We haven’t eaten anything for three days! If we don’t have any more money, we’ll starve to death! If you don’t dare to go, I’ll go alone!” Qiao's big head quickly hugged Qiao Er's paws tightly, and said in frustration: "Second son, we brothers can't be separated, you go and I go too."

Qiao Er's paws were hugged by Qiao's big head, and he rolled his eyes. He struggled vigorously but couldn't break free, and shouted: "Let go, let go, let go, you're going to kill me!" Joe hugged his head even tighter, and said, "I'll just go, you can't go alone!" Qiao Er's paw rolled his eyes, his tongue stuck out, and he passed out. When Qiao saw his head, he quickly let go, and Qiao Er's paw fell to the ground, his limbs twitching. Qiao's big head suddenly panicked, and he stretched out his palm as big as a cattail fan, grabbed Qiao Er's paw's head and shook it, and shouted, "Second son, what's wrong with you, you can't die!"

Qiao Er retracted his paws and tongue, swiped his palms, and cursed: "Damn you! If you shake me again, you will shake me to death! I'm not pretending to be dead, you just crushed me to death! Fuck your big watermelon!" Can you stop hugging me at every turn! You are neither serious nor serious! I am so worried, I am so worried, how can I let you be my brother, how do you look like my brother!" Qiao's big head was suddenly happy again, he shook Qiao Er harder, and said happily: "Don't keep pretending to be dead, you scare me to death every time!" Qiao Er snapped Qiao Da's fingers vigorously, and cursed: "Let go, let go, let go, you big watermelon, you're killing me!"

After tossing and tossing like this, the two finally sat down quietly again and continued to watch the inn in the distance. Qiao Er pinched his neck with his paws, and said: "Big Watermelon, Uncle Piotuo asked us to come all the way to Chixia Mountain to find Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi. What do you think is going on? Let's go shopping in this area." It's been almost a month!" Joe scratched his head and said, "Are they our relatives?" Qiao Er snorted in his throat, rolled his eyes and said: "Forget it, I didn't say it, fuck your big watermelon! Can you think of something useful in your watermelon head?" Joe made a big head and said, "I think chopping wood in the Northeast is more enjoyable. You don't have to worry about it. Stealing things is not fun at all." Qiao Er paw scolded: "Shut up, look over there, two people plus a big dog, a big watermelon, such a big dog, why didn't we see it just now, they are going back to the yard! Stare, stare! Go!" These two weirdos, who don't know whether they are stupid or innocent, stared wide-eyed and looked at Huo Xiaoxie, Pan Zi, and Heifeng. Only at this time, could it be seen from their eyes that the two of them must be not simple The character, those four eyes, are radiant, absolutely extraordinary. Huo Xiaoxie, Pan Zi, and Hei Feng who were guarding outside the courtyard were far away from Qiao Da and Qiao Er, so they could never see or hear their movements.The two of them were bored, Zhao Biao walked out of the courtyard with a ashen face, looked around and walked towards them. Chief Zhao shouted: "Huo Xiaoxie, Pan Zi, you two come in, the third wife has something to tell you!" As soon as Pan Zi wanted to see Qingmiao and Qingliu, he got excited and immediately replied: "Yes, yes! I really miss the third wife and the others." Huo Xiaoxie pulled Pan Zi behind him, and politely said to Chief Zhao, "Is there something wrong?" Zhao Biaotou said angrily: "You will know when you go! Come with me!" Zhao escort head brought Huo Xiaoxie, Pan Zi, and Heifeng into the courtyard, and ordered Huo Xiaoxie to tie Heifeng up first. Although Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Ziman were unwilling, they did so. After the chain was tied, he followed Zhao Biaotou into the inn. Everyone entered the inn, went straight to the underground warehouse, and when they arrived at the big room in front of the warehouse, it was already full of people, all of them were escort leaders such as Wang Biaotou, and when they saw Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi coming, they all cast disdain look! The third aunt, Qing Miao, and Qing Liu stood by the door, nodding to Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi, Huo Xiaoxie hurriedly returned the salute, and heard the third aunt shout: "Huo Xiaoxie, look at the knife!" Huo Xiaoxie was taken aback, looked up, and met the eyes of the third aunt, the third aunt laughed lowly, a throwing knife came out of her hand, and flew towards Huo Xiaoxie. Huo Xiaoxie was agitated, the throwing knife was not swift and violent, with Huo Xiaoxie's ability, he dodged it with his head turned.With a bang, the flying knife hit the wooden board behind him and shook slightly. Huo Xiaoxie was furious in her heart, thinking that the third aunt had turned her face and refused to recognize anyone, so it turned out that they were attacked by a group!Just now, the third aunt raised her brows in anger, "Look at the knife again!" A throwing knife was shot at Huo Xiaoxie's chest! Huo Xiaoxie didn't want to hide her ability anymore, it was clear that she was going to risk her life, seeing the flying knife flying slowly, using the pearl picking technique taught by Robotuo, she stretched her hand forward, and used her thumb, The index finger clamped the handle of the flying knife, and with a turn of the hand, the flying knife was held in the hand. Huo Xiaoxie cursed: "What are you doing! Do you want to fight?" The third aunt laughed too loudly, making Huo Xiaoxie laugh inexplicably, she glanced over, and found that the jaws of Zhao Biaotou, Wang Biaotou and others around him had already dropped their jaws, and they couldn't close their mouths. The cannon in Pan Zi's hand was already in his hand, and he had already pulled the string, aiming at the third concubine.Pan Zi shouted: "Qingmiao, Qingliu, I don't want to fight with you! Run!" The third aunt laughed loudly, and said loudly: "Boss Zhao! Boss Wang! Bosses! Did you see that? Which one of you has the ability of Huo Xiaoxie? I will let Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi be the heads Who else is not convinced? Come out and pick up my two throwing knives!" The crowd responded with a bang, and they all shouted: "I'm convinced! I didn't expect Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi to be two young heroes! It's our dog who sees people as inferior, so I'm convinced! We are willing to listen to their arrangements! " Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi understood now, it turned out that the third aunt deliberately let them show their skills in public, so she made such a bad plan. Huo Xiaoxie laughed, and quickly threw the throwing knife on the ground, saying: "Oh, this, this, I really didn't expect..." The third aunt said: "Huo Xiaoxie, Pan Zi, you two don't need to be modest. We are lucky to meet you two masters! Now that Northeast Qiao Da and Qiao Er are eyeing us, we can't swallow this Tone, I also ask you two to use your abilities to help us resist Qiao Da and Qiao Er, we people can follow your orders!" Huo Xiaoxie took a sharp breath and thought: "Isn't this a problem for us? We are thieves, we also learned the art of stealing, but we don't know how to guard against thieves." Seeing Qingmiao and Qingliu's appreciative glances at him, Pan Zi's heart became hot, and he wanted to show off. He ignored Huo Xiaoxie, and opened his mouth to shout: "Why Qiao Da, Qiao Er, they dare to come here!" , see if I don’t beat their butts to pieces! Let them cut off their children and grandchildren, hahaha! Let me tell you, in fact, I, Pan Zi, is also known as Yumian Xiaolangjun, and the eight-legged Zhang known by people in the world is also a young master! Put Laozi’s tuba in A post on the wall, I think Qiao Daqiao dares to come! Sister Qingmiao, Sister Qingliu, you just watch me show my magic." Biaotou Zhao and Biaotou Wang were also very good at sycophanting, and they immediately responded: "It turns out that the famous jade-faced gentleman in the Jianghu, eight-legged Zhang, is you, Uncle Pan Zipan! Look at us! The eyes, and you use the two as helpers, it is really offended, offended, you two must not be offended. This master is like this, he does not show himself, and he specializes in helping people in times of crisis. The realm of the two is simply too high It's gone!" In fact, both of them thought in their hearts, mother, these two little bastards, let me see what skills you have, Qiao Daqiao should chop you two up!You toss hard, I see who will kneel down and cry for father and mother in the end! Seeing that the situation was already like this, Huo Xiaoxie could only sigh, and said: "Third wife, I wanted to help secretly, since you want me to come to the stage, I have to try my best to see if I can scare Qiao Daqiao away." Back off." The third aunt nodded and smiled: "That's good! Since both of you have agreed! Then let's discuss the countermeasures against Qiao Daqiao Er." The crowd gathered around to discuss, not to show for the time being. It turned out that the third aunt had inspected the goods too, and there was no lack of anything for the time being, but she was still a little worried when she calmed down and recalled the skills of those thieves in the Wang family compound three years ago.Zhao Biaotou, Wang Biaotou and others fanned the flames, adding fuel to the story of the great robbers in Jianghu, and the third wife did not dare to act recklessly. It is a small thing to lose something, and was teased by Qiao Daqiaoer. Losing all face is the big deal, the third aunt is too thin-skinned and strong-tempered, and she used to be the leader of the Green Gang, she praised Haikou in front of everyone, if she is weak, it would be too shameful to give Qiao Daqiao two hundred oceans to avoid robbers .But the third aunt thought of Huo Xiaoxie too much, he was able to dodge the four throwing knives, and he was one of the thieves in the Wang family's compound, it was definitely not a small skill!Thief against thief, thief against thief, since Huo Xiaoxie is a thief, wouldn't it be logical for the two of them to resist Qiao Daqiao Er? Thinking about this, the third aunt made up her mind to say bluntly that Huo Xiaoxie is very capable and let Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi be guards against thieves. be opposed to.The third aunt originally wanted to say that she knew Huo Xiaoxie and had just fought against Huo Xiaoxie, but she was not good at explaining, and she was unwilling to explain, so she asked Zhao escort to call Huo Xiaoxie and the others over, and let Huo Xiaoxie face to face. The evil used its skills to convince everyone. Two hours later, gongs and drums blared outside the inn courtyard, and several loud bodyguards beat on broken gongs and yelled: "Qiao Da Qiao Er, if you have the ability, you can steal it tonight! Dog bastards, what are you! Are we afraid of you?" The cry spread far and wide, until it reached Joe's big head and the ears of Joe's two paws. Qiao turned over with a big head, and started to run, shouting: "Second son, no, no, no, they are not afraid of us! Let's not provoke them! Keep looking for Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi." Qiao Er's paws grabbed Qiao's big head's beard vigorously, hung on Qiao's big head for a while, and kept cursing: "Big watermelon! Stop! Stop! We are the four big thieves in the Northeast, you have something to do, okay? Fuck you big watermelon!" Qiao Da refused to listen and wanted to run anyway, so Qiao Er had no choice but to fall off Qiao Da and lie on the ground pretending to be dead. Qiao Da rushed over to save him, but Qiao Er stood up and threatened Qiao Da that if he didn't go, he would go by himself, and they might as well let them beat him to death.After all this, the two finally negotiated to go to the caravan down the mountain for a while to see how they had the courage to call out openly. These two people made up their minds and showed their abilities, without any hesitation, two figures, one big and one small, rushed towards the inn like flying! Joe's big head and Qiao Er's paws came outside the inn and found a high place to hide. Qiao Er looked quietly, and saw that the lights inside and outside the inn were still brightly lit, and many people were still on duty. It was already midnight, the caravan had been exhausted for a day, and many people were too sleepy to open their eyes. They tried their best to keep watch, and many people dozed off while walking. Qiao Er chuckled, patted Qiao Da on the head, and said in a low voice, "Big watermelon, I don't think they have any skills, let's go." The two moved forward in the dark, dodged a group of patrolling teams, and arrived outside the backyard wall of the inn without anyone noticing.Qiao Er made a gesture, Qiao Er agreed, squatted down, and raised Qiao Er up. Qiao Er stood on Qiao Da's shoulders and looked into the courtyard. It was a woodshed, pitch-black, and he didn't see anyone.Qiao Er tapped Qiao Da's shoulder with his toes, and Qiao Da stretched out his big hands to hold Qiao Er's feet firmly. Without making a sound, he pressed his hands together and sent Qiao Er flying up. Qiao Er was very agile, he rolled in the air and fell into the courtyard without making a sound. Qiao Er lay on the ground, like a big mouse waiting for an opportunity, looked left and right, then slid to the corner of the wall, sprinted away against the wall, couldn't walk a few steps, there was a voice from inside the house, someone Push the door and go out. Qiao Er's eyes were shining, and before anyone turned his head to look at him, he had already put his hands and feet together, grabbed the gaps in the wall, and climbed onto the roof. Joe's big head was very relieved. After sending Qiao Erpao into the courtyard, he didn't leave. He just retreated to the dark place, huddled together, and lay down on the ground. His huge body was like a bump on the ground, motionless. There is no sound, if you don't get close and look at it, you really can't tell it's a person. After half an hour, Qiao Er jumped out from the wall, took a few steps around the cat waist, and let out an insect cry.In the dark, insects responded, and Qiao Er knew it was Qiao Da, so he rushed over to meet Qiao Da. Joe's big head and Qiao's two claws are known as the Northeast Thief, and their abilities are not false. These two are indeed powerful.Regardless of the fact that these two people have a bit of a brain problem, when they started stealing, it was as if they were connected with each other. Any crime they committed in the Northeast was a shocking case.These two people don't go out often, and spend most of their time hiding in the mountains and forests to cut firewood and dig ginseng for a living. They come out once a year to pick up the hardest bones to chew on. Throw the rotten note in, saying how much it will cost, if they don't give it, they will really do it.The most famous one was to steal the "Yamato Bell" from the Japanese. Qiao Da carried something of three or four hundred catties and ran away. The Japanese horses chased after him, and Qiao Da waved the bell. Jumping down, the two horses were stunned by the bang bang, and the two disappeared into the forest without any trace. The Japanese did not dare to chase them, so they had to give up.Therefore, although the reputation of Qiao Da and Qiao Er is not as loud as that of the Black Three Whips in the Northeast, it is generally recognized among the thieves that their abilities are higher than those of the Black Three Whips. Qiao Erpao entered the courtyard alone, but it was the third detective.Stealing valuables from caravans, mansions, temples, and buildings, there are three things to look at, three things to look at, three things to clean up and three defenses in the theft industry. To put it simply, there are at least twelve things to prepare in advance. On the road, explore the post, explore the goods, and detect the defenses. When the obstacles are cleared, prevent masters and anti-virus drugs to prevent retreat.All these methods are done, and the ability is up to the point, and it is possible to escape without harming people's lives after stealing things.If you don't want to spend so much effort, just like the black three whips, throw a land mine in, kill two or three people first, and burn down a few houses. It's really too bandit, and it loses the prestige of thieves. The old thieves and thieves took their own reputation very seriously. Unless they had to, they would not hurt people's lives, which would only increase their debts.The emphasis is also like in Confucius’s theory, sage, courage, righteousness, and benevolence, "If a husband is delusional, the treasure in the room is the sage; the first, the courage; the second, the righteousness; the knowledge, the knowledge; the distribution, the benevolence." Killing, setting fire and stealing, bullying the weak and widowed, stealing people's life-saving money, and stealing money without promises are all despised and even forbidden by real thieves.In Fengtian where Huo Xiaoxie lives, don't look at Qi Jian's second and third finger Liu are all bad habits, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and smoking, but they still stick to the righteousness in the profession. It's just that the world has changed, and there are fewer and fewer people who stick to the rules of thieves. Evildoers like Hei Sanbian, who are clearly murderers and robbers, also give An a reputation as a "big thief". Joe has a big head and two claws, looks weird, and his mind is muddled, but in terms of abiding by the rules of thieves, these two people are really worthy of praise. Joe's big head and Qiao Er's paws were squeezed in the shadows. The two chattered, and Qiao Er drew circles in Qiao's big palm, which seemed to have finished all the things that should be paid attention to.The two circled around the inn several more times. Without rushing, they cleared up the arrangement of personnel everywhere, and identified the way in and out. Then they lurked again, waiting for the best opportunity. Strange to say, Qiao Da Qiao Er is usually dizzy, and Qiao Dalian Erzi and his claws can't remember clearly. When the two talked about how to steal things, they almost never missed every word.It's like some idiots who can't do anything at ordinary times, but once they are asked to do something they are good at, they are like geniuses, full of talent. At four o'clock in the morning, the sky was already slightly bright.The people in the inn waited all night. They were exhausted and there was no movement. They couldn't hold on anymore. Some even fell asleep standing still. Qiao Da and Qiao Er waited all night, and at this moment, they split into two groups. Qiao Er climbed over the wall and entered, but he was nowhere to be seen.Qiao Da pulled out a huge iron plate from his back, and when he heard Qiao Er's insects chirping, the iron plate pressed against the courtyard wall, and inserted it along the cracks of the bricks. With force, the masonry loosened slightly. With a big hand, Qiao directly buckled a large piece of the wall down. A wall like this clay made no sound at all. It didn't take much effort for Qiao Da to dig a big hole in the wall. Despite his huge body, he was extremely nimble, and with a swish, he got in through the hole. Two thieves who cooperated tacitly entered the inner courtyard, that's okay.When Qiao Da encountered a locked door, he would press it with both hands, twist the lock into a twist silently, and then open it. One of the two men broke down the door and made a hole, and the other was looking for a way to guard, and smashed straight from one side. Huanglong. The two thieves went smoothly, and sneaked into the underground warehouse without any danger, but in a rather large warehouse, there was only a big black box in the middle, and the rest were furs and other things in sacks. Qiao Da Qiao Er also felt strange, seeing this caravan, there were dozens of black boxes, big and small, why were they all gone?Is there any more hidden treasure in this inn?But this is absolutely impossible, Qiao Er's claws can clearly see that this post inn is ventilated from all sides, and only the underground warehouse is considered a safe place.Could it be that the people in the caravan have other arrangements? Qiao Da Qiao Er thought it was a fraud, but they thought highly of themselves, since they entered here, they couldn't leave empty-handed, they had to take a look first before talking. In the underground warehouse, there was only a gleam of light peeking out from under the door, and it was very dark. Joe's big head and Qiao's two paws came together in front of the black wooden box. . As soon as the lid was lifted, Qiao Er sniffled his nose with his paws and said softly, "What's the smell?" Qiao Da whispered: "I didn't smell it." Qiao Er took another breath with his paws, stretched out his hand, and felt many soft pills on the top layer of the box. Qiao Er pinched one with his fingers, broke it apart and smelled it again, thinking: "This What kind of herb? It looks very rare!" Qiao Erpao handed the pill to Joe's big head. Qiao Da pinched a small piece, put it in his mouth, tasted it, shook his big head, and said, "It smells like shit." Qiao Er didn't believe it, so he picked up a small piece and put it in his mouth, chewed it carefully, and said in a low voice, "It really looks like dog shit!" Joe ate another small piece of his head and said, "It should be shit." Qiao Erpao snorted: "Shit? You big watermelon, why do you put shit here? I'll try it again!" Qiao Erpao took another piece, tasted it winkingly, rolled his eyes, and said : "There are grass stalks, damn it." Qiao Er was chewing his paws, and the base of his ear hurt, as if something had bitten him hard. Qiao Er touched it with his backhand, and felt a small hard thing stuck on his neck. Qiao Er's claws were strange, and he heard Qiao's big head snort, slapped his neck, and cursed: "What a big mosquito!" Qiao Da and Qiao Er looked at each other, and felt that the place was quite weird, so they stood up suddenly and looked around.Qiao Eryi's paws had already pulled out the hard object on his neck, and it turned out to be a small nail. Qiao Eryi pulled Qiao Da, and said hastily: "No! Someone is ambushing here! It's a master!" As soon as Qiao Er finished speaking, he heard someone on the ceiling gasp and chuckle, Qiao Er lowered his voice and scolded sharply: "Damn it, who is it?" There was a moment of silence on the ceiling, and then someone said: "Two thieves, is the shit delicious? These are all for you to eat, you are welcome!" Qiao Da and Qiao Er jumped into a rage. When they looked at each other, they already understood what to do next. Qiao Da let out a muffled snort, ran a few steps, slammed into the upper entrance, slammed the entire door panel into the air, jumped to the ground, and cursed: "Let us eat shit! It's really unreasonable!" Qiao Er jumped out and shouted: "Big watermelon! Let's go first!" In the entrance room of the underground warehouse, there were seven or eight people gathered. Suddenly, I saw a big man who looked like a fierce god jump out from the ground bolt. He was so frightened that he couldn’t move. stand up. While yelling at Qiao Da, he waved two huge iron plates, like a huge black-haired wild boar, smashed open another door and ran out.This kind of sturdy and domineering brute force is really rare in the world. This kind of small inn can withstand Qiao Da's strange tossing, the walls are crumbling, the beams are crooked, and the dust is stirring. As he speaks, Qiao Da rushes out a straight road, leading directly to the outside of the courtyard wall. There was a lot of gunshots, and many bodyguards who were stationed outside dared to come to the place where Qiao Daqiaoer escaped. No one thought that these two thieves escaped in such an almost brutal way. When everyone rushed to the wall, Qiao Daqiao disappeared early in the morning. Zhao Biaotou and Wang Biaotou were about to lead people to chase, when someone shouted from the roof: "Don't chase! You can't catch up!" The people who came were Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi. I only heard yelling from a distance in the forest: "The two people on the roof! Who are you! Report your names!" Huo Xiaoxie stood up straight, and replied in a strange voice: "We are Joe's father! Joe's mother!" Qiao Da and Qiao Er hid in the forest angrily. Hearing Huo Xiaoxie's words, Qiao head scratched his head and said, "What? They are our parents?" Qiao Er jumped up with his paw and punched Qiao Da, cursing: "Fuck you big watermelon! How could these two be our parents?" Joe's head was puzzled, and he said, "Then how do they say that they are Joe's father and Joe's mother?" Qiao Erpao hated: "You are scolding us! You big watermelon!" Here, Pan Zi was not happy either. He poked Huo Xiaoxie and said, "Hey, I can't be their mother! I'm a man! I should be called Mr. Qiao anyway!" Huo Xiaoxie squeezed her eyes and said, "Pan Zi, don't take it seriously! I think they two seem to have some brain problems!" After a while, I heard yelling from the mountains in the distance: "You two little bastards! How dare you tell us to eat dog shit! Let's see if we make you eat human shit next time! Just wait and see! You and Qiao Daqiao The beam is settled!" Huo Xiaoxie scolded with a smile: "Come again if you have the ability! We have more than a hundred people here, and I guarantee that you will have hot shit all the time!" There was no answer in the mountain forest, Qiao Da Qiao Er was unable to reply, and was afraid of being deceived by Huo Xiaoxie and blocking his way back, so he had to suffer from the dumbness and ran away quickly. The sky was getting brighter, and Huo Xiaoxie and Pan Zi won tonight, and they didn't even expect it to be smooth.
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