Chapter 7 Chapter VII Water and Fire Marriage

Huo Xiaoxie interrupted and asked a few more questions about the skills of the shopkeeper of Yida, only to learn that the shopkeeper of Yida has a few spirit minks, who are very humane, and it is amazing that the shopkeeper of Yida has been trained to be able to play Gu.One of the sables was so smart that it was almost magical, and it never made a mistake in identifying people from different branches of the Mu family. When it entered the store just now, it must have recognized Wang Xiaoxian who had the Xiaoyao branch, and reported to the shopkeeper of Yida.The shopkeeper of Yida and Xiaoyaozhi have always had a bad relationship, but they didn’t dare to confront Xiaoyaozhi blatantly, and tried to entertain Xiaoyaozhi with some low-level means, so the shopkeeper of Yida released the spirit mink, followed Wang Xiaoxian, and ended up in the private house of Dazhaozhi. The advance and no retreat Gu was deployed everywhere, and it was done without anyone noticing, and there was no way to catch him.

Besides, the mink is an animal. According to the Mu family, the mink is a parasitic wood spirit. It is not afraid of ordinary drugs and Gu techniques. It is divided into nine grades, and the fifth grade and above are called spirit minks.Ninth-rank mink is a top-rank, very rare, and it is said that it can be trained to become a demon and transform into a human form.But the Ninth Grade Spirit Ferret is not only difficult to find, it is even more difficult to train, but once it is trained, it is extremely human, and it does not need to be transmitted, it only needs to read a few times silently, and it will know.Although shopkeeper Yida is a laughing stock in the eyes of many people, in Mu's family, the ability to train mink is unrivaled, unmatched and worthy of admiration.

Shopkeeper Yida carries three spirit minks with him all year round, and among the three, he is most proud of one, the ninth-grade spirit mink.But such a smart and clever animal was given three vulgar names by the shopkeeper of B University, namely Xiaojiji, Xiaobaba, and Xiaoqiuqiu.It can be seen that the shopkeeper of B University has a poor taste. Speaking of this, Fat Haowei and Wang Xiaoxian were laughing again, only to roll on the ground. Fatty smiled with tears rolling, patted his stomach and said: "Chicken, cake, ball, hahahaha!" Unable to control his laughter, he leaned over and patted the table.

Wang Xiaoxian couldn't straighten up when he laughed, he supported his fat and delicious back and laughed: "The key is that the shopkeeper of Yi University doesn't know why we are laughing, I can't hear him calling these minks by their names!" Fatty Haowei's body softened, and he slumped down from the stool on the ground, kicking his legs while laughing, out of breath: "I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die laughing!" Wang Xiaoxian also laughed and rolled off the chair, squatting on the ground, twitching with laughter. Huo Xiaoxie originally laughed too, but it was far from laughing like this, so she couldn't help being suspicious, and turned to Tian with a smile, "You don't want to laugh?"

The corner of Tian Wen's mouth just raised slightly, without a smile on his face, but he said, "I'm laughing." Wang Xiao first patted the floor, laughed desperately and said: "We, hahaha, no, hit, hahaha, laughing Gu." Pang Haowei has already started to roll on the ground covering his stomach, laughing non-stop: "Why, hahaha, yes, it's impossible!" Huo Xiaoxie felt something was wrong, and she couldn't control herself, so she couldn't help standing up, laughing and walking around the room. After walking around, I heard soft swishing sounds in my ears. Huo Xiaoxie didn't turn his head, but just glanced out of the corner of his eye. What a keen eye Huo Xiaoxie saw, he saw a small furry animal the size of a fist squatting in the corner. While watching every move in the house, he moved slowly, as if he had sensed the danger.

Huo Xiaoxie shook his head, didn't notice anything strange, kept his footsteps, laughed, and continued to walk around the house. The animal also intentionally or unintentionally avoided Huo Xiaoxie's gaze, hoping to find an opportunity to escape outside the house. Huo Xiaoxie cursed secretly: "Well, you little bastard, if it wasn't for the reminder from the sick jar, I really wouldn't have noticed you were here! See if I don't catch you today!" This little animal is indeed a spirit mink! Huo Xiaoxie's footsteps staggered, advancing and retreating from time to time, which made the spirit mink a little embarrassed, whether he had discovered it or not.

Going back and forth like this several times, Ling Diao couldn't hold back any longer, seized an opportunity, moved his body like electricity, and sprinted towards the open window.Huo Xiaoxie's movements were also unimaginably fast, he stepped back, instead of chasing after the window, he rushed straight out the door, and stretched out his hand to grab it sideways. The mink had just jumped out of the window when it saw Huo Xiaoxie grabbing it, it screamed softly in shock, its body was heaved, and it fell suddenly. Huo Xiaoxie couldn't catch it, and cursed secretly: "What a bastard! You have some skills!"

The mink has never seen a person who moves so fast, and it goes straight forward as soon as it hits the ground in order to escape, but this mink never thought that there are people who are faster than it in the world, and only ran three or four meters. The evil figure has come straight. Huo Xiaoxie was leaning almost forty-five degrees to the ground, exerting strength on his calf, supporting the ground with both hands alternately, grabbing with one hand, like a leopard preying on a rabbit.This movement was created by Huo Xiaoxie when he was young, and he called it the "cat-catching style", but today, when Huo Xiaoxie performs it, it is true that even leopards are stunned.

Huo Xiaoxie only wanted to catch the mink, and her movements were casual and natural. The mink turned left and right, but couldn't get rid of Huo Xiaoxie for a while, and Huo Xiaoxie's big hand had repeatedly touched the fur of the mink, which made the beast scream in fright. Blinking Mink has been forced to the courtyard wall, it doesn't care much, it jumps up, intending to escape over the wall, but Ling Mink's move is really stupid, as soon as it jumps in the air, Huo Xiaoxie surrounds it with two big hands, He grabbed it, rolled his arms, and squeezed it into his bosom again, unable to move.

Huo Xiaoxie turned over and fell to the ground, cursing: "I still want to escape!" The spirit mink couldn't move its hands and feet, and became fierce. It opened its mouth and bit Huo Xiaoxie's arm. How could Huo Xiaoxie let it bite, so he freed up one hand, grabbed the flesh of the back of the spirit mink's neck, and picked it up. . This time the mink had no choice but to stamp its four claws wildly and scream, but it couldn't help Huo Xiaoxie. Huo Xiaoxie's smile was under control, and he snorted, "Little guy! You are the one playing tricks!" The spirit mink was restrained by others, and as a last resort, he lowered his head, pretended to be dead, and remained motionless.

Huo Xiaoxie brought the spirit mink to his eyes and saw that this little mink was indeed a spirit beast. It had a slender figure, gray fur, smooth and shiny, and a little black hair between its eyebrows, as if it had an extra eye. Although it was pretending to be dead, its limbs But it was clumped in its belly, holding its big tail tightly.It looks so cute! Huo Xiaoxie smiled and said, "Are you still pretending to be dead? Can you still hold your tail when you die?" The mink seemed to understand human speech, and when its four claws were loosened, its tail drooped.Maybe this marten loves its tail very much, and before it hangs down, it draws it back and continues to hug it with its four paws.It no longer pretended to be dead, and opened a pair of bright, round eyes, looking at Huo Xiaoxie pitifully. Huo Xiaoxie clicked his tongue and said, "You are so pitiful, I really can't bear to beat you. Tell me, what did you do to us just now?" The mink squeaked as if answering. Of course Huo Xiaoxie didn't understand. Fat Haowei and Wang Xiaoxian had already stumbled out of the room, sweating profusely and no longer smiling, Tian Wen followed behind them and also looked at Huo Xiaoxie. Fat Haowei and Wang Xiaoxian said in unison, "You actually caught it!" Huo Xiaoxie came over with the mink in his hand, and said, "Is this the mink?" Wang Xiaoxian said: "That's right! It's the spirit mink!" Fat Haowei also yelled: "It's the ninth-grade spirit mink dick from the shopkeeper of Yi University! You can see that there is a little black hair on its forehead, it is right!" Wang Xiao glanced at it first, and said affirmatively: "It is indeed a little dick!" Seeing Fat Haowei and Wang Xiaoxian, Ling Diao was very displeased, and grinned at them, hissing angrily. Wang Xiaoxian said: "Little dick knows us! We laughed at it just now, and it must have been angry when it heard it, and it must have laughed out loud. What a little beast, it will take revenge! If Huo Xiaoxie didn't catch you, it might laugh at us to death !" Huo Xiaoxie said: "How can such a small thing be so smart?" Fat Haowei replied: "It's not just smart, it's a traitor! Several of my seniors have been punished by it, except for shopkeeper Yi, whoever laughs at it as a dick will be punished by it." Huo Xiaoxie looked at Ling Diao, and couldn't help laughing: "It seems that it doesn't like this name either." Ling Diao seemed to understand, put away his angry face, squeaked in response, and continued to look at Huo Xiaoxie flatteringly. Huo Xiaoxie said happily, "Little guy, can I call you Xiaoxie?" Hearing this, the mink rubbed its tail violently with four paws, squeaking happily. Huo Xiaoxie said: "Okay, let you go, don't come to play tricks on us again, otherwise..." As he spoke, he tapped the black hair between Ling Diao's eyebrows, "Otherwise, I will get angry what!" Wang Xiaoxian said anxiously: "You can't let it go! Let the mink go back to the mountain, and there will be endless troubles. Lock it up and lock it up. I'll see what Master Yi will say!" Huo Xiaoxie said with a smile: "It can't be blamed, it also obeys people's orders. Besides, if you laugh at it as a dick, it has a reason to be angry." "You can't let it go!" Wang Xiao insisted. Huo Xiaoxie didn't seem to hear, she slid the spirit mink down on the ground and let go of her palm. The mink rolled on the spot, and immediately strung up to the wall without a trace. Huo Xiaoxie clapped his hands and said, "Let it go, you can catch it yourself if you have the ability." Wang Xiaoxian and Pang Haowei both sighed. Fat Haowei complained: "I should have let me touch it just now, I have never touched a penis before." Huo Xiaoxie smiled and said: "No wonder Diao is not happy, haha, the shopkeeper of Yi University, the person who named it is a talent, a talent! Let's go, let's go back to the room first!" Wang Xiaoxian and Fat Haowei had no choice but to walk back with Huo Xiaoxie rather melancholy. Huo Xiaoxie raised his feet to enter the room, but he heard a soft call in his ear, and looked along the sound, and saw the spirit mink squatting on the wall, looking at him.Ling Diao and Huo Xiaoxie looked at each other, then let out a low cry, jumped off the wall with a whoosh, and disappeared. Everyone returned to the house, sighed, and did not say much for the time being. Pang Haowei came out of the yard, and soon brought some refreshments and fruits, and invited everyone to eat.Everyone was not polite, they put their heads down and ate, Huo Xiaoxie did some calculations, it happened that he and Da Zhangshao left, it was almost half an hour, why didn't they come back?Feeling a little worried, he stood up and looked out the window. Huo Xiaoxie asked: "Fat is delicious, the master has been walking for a long time, and I can't even hear their voices, and we made a lot of noise just now. Could it be that they went underground?" Fat Haowei gnawed on a peach, and said in a squeak, "It's strange that Qingyun Inn doesn't have an underground building. Don't worry, my master is a bit grumpy, but he's a good person. As long as he doesn't offend him, he can even The ants don't want to be trampled to death either." After taking another bite of the peach, he said, "What a coincidence, you can please my master, don't worry. I see, I'll be back soon." Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there, and when the door of the room where Da Zhang Shao and Zhen Qiao left opened, the two of them walked out holding hands and smiling. Seeing nothing wrong, Huo Xiaoxie said with a smile, "Fat is delicious, thanks for your good words! They're back!" I just heard the big spoon shout: "Fat tastes good! Fat tastes good! Ah, is there a foreigner?" Fat Haowei hurriedly threw the peach away, ran out in a hurry, and invited the big chef, and it happened that the two of them entered the house. As soon as Da Zhangshao entered the room, his eyes fell directly on Wang Xiaoxian, he laughed, and said very politely: "Wang Xiaoxian, haha, Mr. Wang! I'm afraid you're leaving, just stay here, sit here, sit here Sit! Please, please!" Saying that, he greeted Wang Xiaoxian again and again, asking him to sit on the main seat in the hall. Wang Xiao first saw that Da Zhang Shao was very respectful, so he couldn't refuse, so he bravely sat on both sides of Da Zhang Shao. Da Zhangshao waved and called: "Daughter, come here!" What a coincidence, being very coy, he walked to Da Zhangshao's side slowly, and whispered: "Father... why don't we talk about it another day." Da Zhangshao smiled and said, "What date do you want to change? I think today is a very good day. Good girl, listen to your father." Zhenqiao sighed softly, blushed, glanced at Huo Xiaoxie, lowered his head, and fiddled with the corner of his clothes. Huo Xiaoxie saw it, felt a little bit in his heart, and thought to himself: "It can't be so fast." Da Zhangshao said to Wang Xiaoxian: "Mr. Wang, ha, I still want you to be affectionate with Xiaoxian. You are Gaotu of King Mu, Immortal Lord Xiaoyaozhi, and my equal generation. Xiaoxian, thank you for taking my daughter in and taking her as a disciple. You If you need my help in the future, I will not hesitate!" Wang Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "Oh! Don't dare! She's so clever, it's my blessing to accept her as an apprentice!" Da Zhangshao smiled and said, "I am impatient and can't keep my words in my heart. I have something to discuss about my daughter and your apprentice." Wang Xiaoxian asked knowingly, "Please tell me, please tell me." It was a coincidence that the big master held the spoon, and said: "My good daughter, lost and found again, this year is also in her early twenties, I asked her, she is not yet married, since I came to Qingyun Inn in Mugu Village, I thought, Find a matchmaker for her." As he spoke, he looked at Huo Xiaoxie. Wang Xiaoxian didn't know whether it was true or deliberately angry with Xiaoxie, he hurriedly said: "Don't dare, master has no reason to marry an apprentice. However, I can still marry if Zhenqiao and I dissolve the relationship between master and apprentice. The kindness of the master , how dare you violate it." Da Zhangshao was taken aback, looked at Wang Xiaoxian, and said, "My brother, Xiaoxian, I never said I would let my daughter marry you." Wang Xiaoxian felt a chill in his heart, and thought to himself: "I haven't been fooled... Alas, this old thing is very clear, it won't work, I still have to try." Wang Xiaoxian suddenly realized: "It's not me! Oh oh oh! Fat Haowei is a master student who is in charge of the spoon, and he is a good match! I think the two of them are a match made in heaven! I have already seen that the two of them are lovers and sisters. Marriage, I think it's okay! Hahaha!" Fat Haoweiben was still secretly nibbling on half a peach. Hearing what Wang Xiaoxian said, he couldn't catch his breath. He rolled his eyes so choked that he swallowed the peach hard, pointed to his nose and said, "Me? Me? ?Master, so you meant to marry my sister Zhenqiao to me, thank you Master for your success, I have always wanted to find a daughter-in-law!" Da Zhangshao was a little confused by these two people, and turned to look at Zhenqiao: "My dear girl, you like me, a bad guy who is fat and delicious? Hehe, it's okay, it's okay!" Fat Haowei knelt on the ground with a thud: "Master, you are too kind to me! I will kowtow to you right away!" Zhenqiao anxiously said: "No, no! It's not him!" Da Zhangshao asked: "Who is that?" Coincidentally, he lost his eyes: "It's him, it's him. It's my senior brother, not dad's disciple, dad, you remember wrong!" Wang Xiao first knew that the amnesia of Da Zhangsho still persisted, so he hurriedly hit the iron while it was hot: "Is it my disciple? Oh oh! That's him, dumb! Stupid!" Huo Xiaoxie and Tian Wen stood together, Tian Wen stood motionless and did not move his eyes.Huo Xiaoxie listened to this nonsense, wanted to be angry and wanted to laugh, but she couldn't stand up and say that it happened that she liked her. Seeing that Tian Wen didn't respond first, Wang Xiao opened his mouth and cursed: "Stupid! What about you! Are your eyes broken and your ears broken too? Come here!" Tian Wen just didn't move. Wang Xiaoxian grabbed the hand of the big spoon, and said: "I am a good-looking talent as the apprentice, but I am honest and do my duty, and I don't like to talk. Don't look at his expressionless, I am actually very happy in my heart!" Da Zhang took a look and said happily, "Sure enough, he is a handsome man! Good girl, you have good eyesight!" Wang Xiaoxian yelled: "Master, let's get married and enter the bridal chamber today! I agree!" Zhenqiao anxiously said: "It's not him, and it's not him!" Wang Xiaoxian also said anxiously: "It's him, it's him!" Da Zhangshao yelled: "Hey! Don't talk about it! You've confused me!" Da Zhangshao turned his head to Zhenqiao and said softly, "My dear daughter, Daddy has a bad memory. Tell Daddy again, you like it! who is it?" Zhenqiao blushed, and said in a low voice: "Father, you make it hard for me. I like it, but I didn't say, Daddy, you want me to betroth me to him, and I didn't say that you should propose marriage." Although the words are light, the words are clear, and the people in the room can hear them clearly. The big master laughed loudly, and said: "Daughter, it's daddy who decides on his own. How can a father not know what my daughter is thinking?" Wang Xiaoxian interrupted and said: "Master, maybe you really made a mistake. What a coincidence, if you don't want to marry, don't force her. Many unfortunate marriages in the world are made by parents without consulting their daughters. It ended up being catastrophic." It was a coincidence that Wang Xiaoxian sneaked a glance at Wang Xiaoxian. Wang Xiaoxian felt a chill down his spine, but he still insisted: "Big master, be careful, be careful!" After hearing what Wang Xiaoxian said, Da Zhangshao showed hesitation on his face, held Zhenqiao's hand and said: "Daughter, you have been noncommittal, so now, can you give Dad an answer? Are you going to listen to Dad's arrangement, or Have other considerations?" Zhenqiao said: "My daughter is willing to marry, but please don't force others." Da Zhangshao said: "Father understands! Good girl, don't worry, if the person you like doesn't want to marry you, Daddy will never force you! Is that what you mean?" What a coincidence he nodded. Da Zhangshao said: "Daughter, then you can point it out to Daddy, which one do you like? You must have pointed it out clearly, Daddy has a bad memory." Pang Haowei still knelt on the ground, looked at Zhenqiao full of expectation, and said, "Me! Is it me?" Wang Xiaoxian looked directly at Huo Xiaoxie. Tian Wen was expressionless. Huo Xiaoxie was pumping water with a bucket in his heart. Zhenqiao stretched out his hand and pointed slowly, Huo Xiaoxie looked at Zhenqiao's little hand and felt that time was almost standing still. Zhenqiao pointed at Huo Xiaoxie, met Huo Xiaoxie's eyes, and said softly, "Father, it's him. Mu, Xiaoxie." As he spoke, he turned his head away shyly, but kept pointing with his hand, not letting go. Da Zhangshao finally made it clear, he gave a low hello, stood up, and walked towards Huo Xiaoxie. Huo Xiaoxie smiled awkwardly at Da Zhangshao. Da Zhangshao walked up to Huo Xiaoxie, looked at Huo Xiaoxie's face carefully, and said, "Mu Xiaoxie?" Huo Xiaoxie replied, "It's me." Da Zhangshao said: "You boy, you are not bad, and your body is also strong! But you look a little cunning, not like an honest person!" Wang Xiaoxian stood up and said: "I am not a good guy. Before I became my disciple, I was known as a playboy and a lecherous person! How did he hook up with him? What a coincidence? Harmful, really harmful! It's all because of my lax discipline!" Da Zhangshao turned around and said to Zhenqiao: "Daughter, you don't need to listen to your master's nonsense. This person is definitely not a libertine. But are you sure it is him? This person has a bad face, has a lonely life, and is far inferior to him. He , what is it called..." He pointed to Tian and asked. Tian Wen snorted, "Stupid." Da Zhangshao snorted: "Yes, Mudai! My dear girl, I also thought just now that you like this Mudai." Zhenqiao resolutely said: "But I only like Xiaoxie!" Huo Xiaoxie's heart warmed, and she met the gaze of the master. The big master looked at Huo Xiaoxie again, snorted, and said, "Boy! Do you like my daughter?" Huo Xiaoxie said decisively: "I like it!" The big spoon said again: "You are willing to marry my daughter!" All eyes turned to Huo Xiaoxie, Huo Xiaoxie smiled at Zhenqiao, with happiness in his eyes, looked at the master, and said without any hesitation: "Yes!" Wang Xiaoxian cursed secretly: "It's over! Huo Xiaoxie is serious!" Seeing Huo Xiaoxie's expression, Da Zhangshao slowly stretched his face, patted Huo Xiaoxie's shoulder heavily, laughed loudly and said: "Okay! Look like this! I will help you all!" Huo Xiaoxie smiled gratifiedly, and looked at Zhenqiao, Zhenqiao was so ashamed, tears rolled in her eyes, and ran to the side room to hide with a soft hum. Seeing that Zhen happened to leave, Da Zhangshao smiled happily: "My daughter is happy! Hahaha! Brother Xiao, your disciple Mu Xiaoxie has no father and no mother. You are his master. You should have proposed marriage to me, but Those of us from the Five Elements family, don’t worry about these rules, I will propose marriage to you today, and I hope your apprentice Mu Xiaoxie will be my son-in-law! Will you agree?" Wang Xiaoxian immediately said: "I don't agree!" Da Zhangshao stepped forward, grabbed Wang Xiaoxian by the collar, lifted him up, and cursed: "Do you dare not agree?" Wang Xiaoxian shouted: "You promise your daughter will not force it!" Da Zhangshao scolded: "I don't force Mu Xiaoxie, but I can force you! Fake Squid! How dare you spoil me! If you dare to say no, I will kill you today!" Wang Xiaoxian scolded: "Is this your attitude towards your future in-laws?" Da Zhangshao scolded: "Then what do you want?" Wang Xiaoxian still wanted to entangle, but Huo Xiaoxie shouted: "I've made up my mind! Whoever stops me from marrying Zhenqiao as my wife will be ruthless!" Da Zhangsho praised: "Good! It looks like my son-in-law! I like it!" Wang Xiao listened to Huo Xiaoxie's words first, he couldn't speak anymore, his head drooped, and he said weakly: "I, agree to this marriage..." The big master let go of Wang Xiaoxian, hugged him, patted Wang Xiaoxian on the back and said happily, "Hello, my in-laws! Hello, my in-laws!" Da Zhangshao turned around, kicked Pang Haowei who was still depressed, and cursed: "Get out! You love monkeys to death! The toad wants to eat swan meat Xie Te!" Fat Haowei stood up and said aggrievedly: "Master, I just thought I could really marry a wife. I was happy for a while, but I lost my mind when I was happy. Forgive me, master, forgive me!" The big spoon yelled: "I'm happy today, I won't scold you! Fat and delicious, you immediately find your senior brother and arrange it. Tonight, pray to heaven and earth! Have a happy event!" Wang Xiaoxian and Pang Haowei shouted, "Today?" Da Zhangshao said: "Of course today! In two days' time there will be the Gu Fighting Conference, and the Mu family is bound to undergo drastic changes. Hurry up sooner rather than later! Fat tastes good, so don't do it yet!" Fatty had a good time, and hurriedly said: "Okay, so happy, so happy!" As he said, he ran out scrambling and crawling. Tian Wen clasped his fists at Huo Xiaoxie and said, "Congratulations!" Huo Xiaoxie cupped her fists in return. Wang Xiao came over first, and said angrily, "Congratulations!" The big master laughed loudly: "When the title is named on the gold list, it's a wedding night in the bridal chamber, so happy!" Time flies! In a blink of an eye, the night fell, and the private house of Da Zhangshao was decorated with lights and festoons, and the people coming and going were extremely lively, busy preparing for the wedding. Da Zhangshao was wearing a fine attire, and he led Fat Dazui and Fat Haowei to direct them around, looking very happy. In the kitchen of the private house, several cooks were also extremely busy preparing for the wedding banquet tonight.The master chef is the head chef of Qingyun Inn, and the dishes are naturally extraordinary. Although you can't see the main dishes, you can see the clues from the completed processes.The dragon and flying phoenix carved from various ingredients are as tall as half a person, and they are vivid. If you don’t look carefully, you don’t know that it’s made of food; there’s a big purple sand pot with thick soup boiling inside, and a cook still pours it into it from time to time. Adding ingredients, the aroma is overflowing; a frying pan is cooking pasta, and those pasta are also strange, throwing them into the pot, it will automatically turn into a pattern of the Chinese zodiac.As for the other prepared snacks, they are delicious in color, fragrance and taste, making it a feast for the eyes.Ordinary people don't know that the dishes presented tonight are all rare treasures, and the big spoon calls it "the feast of all ten flavors". What is the Manchu banquet, compared with it, it is the difference between pig's chaff and bear's paw. Although it was very lively and the scale was grand, it was really strange that no guests came to congratulate. What a coincidence that she was sitting in a side room, dressed in a bride's red dress, her hair lightly combed, and light makeup on, she was beyond fair.There are also two women in Tsing Yi in the house, dressed up for their ingenuity, they all praised: "The bride is so beautiful!" , I made an exception this time and asked us to take care of it. It seems that the master really puts his heart into it." "Xiaoyaozhi's disciple, having such a good fortune, marrying such a beautiful woman, a blessing from the previous life." It happened that she kept smiling faintly and didn't speak. After she was all dressed up, she said softly: "Sisters, I want to stay by myself for a while." A slightly older woman in Tsing Yi said: "I'm a little nervous before a big wedding, sister, just relax. We're just outside the house, remember to call us later." Another woman said: "If you want to cry when you're happy, just cry, but don't rub your eyes too hard, they will turn red." The two women rushed out of the door and closed the door. It was a coincidence that I saw someone leave, so I stood up slowly, took a step back, looked at myself in the large dressing mirror, turned around lightly a few times, very satisfied, smiling like a flower, very happy.But after being happy for a moment, Zhenqiao stopped and silently looked at herself in the mirror, dressed like a bride, thoughtfully. It so happened that thousands of emotions rolled in his eyes, and suddenly he let out a low cry, covering his mouth and crying silently. What a coincidence, I sat down sideways, let the tears flow down my cheeks, and whispered to myself: "Haven't I been waiting for this day? Why should I cry? Why should I cry? Stinky monkey, you know? I only live for You put on this dress alone, and you are only willing to dress up like this for you. If this is just a dream, please ask the Bodhisattva to let us not wake up, never wake up. But I am a coincidence, I am not a water demon, I It's not a water monster, it's just a coincidence that you fell in love with..." Saying that, Zhenqiao covered her cheeks, and couldn't help sobbing... In the wing room facing Zhenqiao's room, Huo Xiaoxie was wearing a formal dress, a top hat, and a big red flower pinned to his chest. He was also dressed like a groom.But Huo Xiaoxie was restless, biting the brass cigarette holder, walking up and down by the window, looking at the window where Zhenqiao was from time to time. Wang Xiaoxian and Tian Wen were accompanied in the house, and they also changed into full western attire. Wang Xiao first saw Huo Xiaoxie walking back and forth, and couldn't help asking: "What are you doing with your ass on fire, you can't just sit down for a while." Huo Xiaoxie said: "Can't sit still! My heart is in a mess." Wang Xiaoxian said: "You won't be in a hurry to want a bridal chamber, right? Don't worry, I have a time-delay golden elixir here, I guarantee you won't lose face." Huo Xiaoxie scolded: "Sick jar, can you be serious!" Wang Xiaoxian said: "I'm in a hurry again, you are going to be the bridegroom's official, you should be happy, there is always something in a hurry." Huo Xiaoxie said: "I don't know what's going on, I'm in a mess, I'm in a mess." Wang Xiaoxian asked: "You have said this sentence dozens of times, but you are talking about it, what is going on in your mind?" Huo Xiaoxie said: "I can't tell, it's just chaos." "What a coincidence that you regret marrying?" "no." "Are you nervous?" "Somewhat." "Did you remember something?" "No, I can't remember anything. Alas, I can't describe this feeling to you. Can you stop asking?" "Weird! Forget it, you continue shopping." Wang Xiaoxian said. Huo Xiaoxie looked at Wang Xiaoxian: "I see you are very happy, don't you object to my marriage with Zhenqiao?" "I'm against it, but it's already like this now. I don't want to spoil the fun and ruin other people's marriages. As the saying goes, if you want to have a baby, you don't have an ass hole." "Aren't you in a hurry to report to King Mu and Lin Wan?" "If I could go out, I would have gone out a long time ago, but now, if I could go out, I would not go out. I am waiting for you to kowtow to me! Let me tell you, in the eyes of Da Zhangshao and others, you are still my apprentice Mu Xiao Xie, when you go out, be more polite to me. And you, Tian Wen, you are the best man, don't look dead on your face." Tian Wen pinched the corners of his mouth with two fingers, locked his face, and said, "Is that so?" Wang Xiaoxian waved his hand: "Forget it, you better stop doing this, it will scare the old goblin to death." Tian Wen's face relaxed, and he returned to his expressionless state. Wang Xiaoxian said helplessly: "Is it true that when you are not blind, your eyeballs are also motionless?" Tian asked, "Probably so." "Hey, if it weren't for your subtle movements to prove that you are indeed blind, you are really the same if you are blind. It's a pity that you can't see Huo Xiaoxie and Zhenqiao's dress, and you can't see him and Zhenqiao. Knock, Huo Xiaoxie's face has always been red, and it is estimated that his face will be even redder when he is visiting the hall. This kind of red, also known as flushing, shows that his heart is still full of spring in his chaotic heart at the moment. Moment... By the way, Tian Wen, I think you are still a virgin? Don't you have anyone you like?" Tian Wen didn't seem to hear it, and didn't seem to have any intention of answering. Huo Xiaoxie scolded in a deep voice: "Sick jar, can you be quiet for a while? Will you suffocate if you don't talk nonsense?" Wang Xiaoxian sighed: "I'm in a hurry again!" As the night darkened, the interior of Da Zhang Shao's private house had been fully furnished, the main hall was brightly lit, and a huge red happy character hung high in the center.Fat Dazui changed into a dress, and as the master of ceremonies, it looked quite the same. The auspicious time is approaching, Pang Haowei invited Huo Xiaoxie, Wang Xiaoxian and Tian Wen to come out.All the disciples and cooks in the hall congratulated Huo Xiaoxie one after another.Huo Xiaoxie's face was red, and she clasped her fists all the way. Fat Dazui invited Wang Xiaoxian, and Dazhao sat on the parental seat. Dazhao was in good spirits, watching Huo Xiaoxie laugh non-stop, Wang Xiaoxian was dressed in Taoist robes, and looked at Huo Xiaoxie nodding again and again, very proud. Fat Dazui saw that the groom's official Huo Xiaoxie was in place, so he sent someone to invite Zhenqiao to come out. Everyone was looking forward to the arrival of Zhen Coin, and the hall was quite quiet for a while. Huo Xiaoxie looked at the place where Zhenqiaojiang came out, her heart was beating extremely fast, her whole body was hot, and it seemed that only her own heartbeat could be heard in her ears. "Haha, I'm not late!" The originally quiet atmosphere was suddenly broken by a shrill voice. I saw a thin man rushing out of the door, wearing a satin robe, a golden pocket watch on his chest, a green melon skin hat, and a mouse beard. No matter how you look at it, he looks like an unscrupulous businessman and a local rich man. .It's just that this person is holding a gray spirit mink in his arms, and that spirit mink is much cuter than him. Huo Xiaoxie turned her head to look, and immediately recognized the mink in this person's arms, which was the one he had caught earlier. Huo Xiaoxie thought to himself: "Xiao Xiaoxie? Is this the shopkeeper of Yi University?" As soon as this person came, he heard dark sighs, and many people were quite unhappy. The big boss also showed displeasure, he still got up and cupped his fists and said, "Treasurer Yi! Why are you here?" Shopkeeper B twirled his beard, and said with a smirk: "I'm not invited, please forgive me. I was thinking, such a good marriage, why should I come to see the groom and the groom?" Bride. Oh, I have prepared a small gift, accept it, accept it." As he spoke, he took out a greased paper bag. Fat Dazui stepped forward, took the oiled paper bag, sniffed it, and said, "Master Yi, you should keep this bacon for eating." The shopkeeper of Yi University hurriedly said: "Take it, accept it. This is the bacon I marinated myself. There are only two or three pieces in total. I picked the best and largest piece and brought it here. The gift is light and the affection is heavy. The big chef is me. I pickled it myself, myself." The big spoon said: "Take it." Fat Dazui sighed helplessly, and left with the bacon in hand.The shopkeeper of Yi University hurriedly said: "Fat Dazui, remember to register, I gave away my own cured bacon! Don't forget, don't forget!" The master waved his hand and said: "If you come, you will be safe! Fat and delicious, give the shopkeeper Yi a seat!" Fat Haowei muttered and moved a stool, and the storekeeper of Yida smiled and said: "You are fat and delicious, the little fat man is getting longer and stronger now, he is so round and cute." Pang Haowei didn't answer him, turned his face away, and cursed secretly: "Smelly shameless grandson!" Shopkeeper Yida took his seat, holding the mink in his hand and said: "My little dick insists on coming with me, it likes to be lively, so I brought it here, and it couldn't hold back, so I had to take it out." There was a muffled laugh. Huo Xiaoxie pinched herself hard, and finally held back, so that she wouldn't fall forward and backward laughing. Shopkeeper Yida looked at everyone curiously, not knowing why, and said, "It seems that my dick is very popular!" He looked at Huo Xiaoxie, and said, "This must be the bridegroom. !Hmm, handsome, handsome, tall, talented!" Huo Xiaoxie suppressed a smile, clasped his fists in salute and said, "I've met the shopkeeper of Yida, the shopkeeper of Yida has praised me." Shopkeeper Yi Da touched the mink in his hand, and said, "Little dick, say hello to the groom." Huo Xiaoxie hurriedly said: "No, no, no, no, no! This is not allowed." The shopkeeper of Yi University said: "Okay, being modest and prudent is indeed a talent. Hmm, I heard that you are the disciple of Xiaoyaozhi Wang Xiaoxian?" Huo Xiaoxie replied: "Exactly, my name is Mu Xiaoxie." The shopkeeper of Yi University looked at Wang Xiaoxian, who was seated above, and said, "Wang Xiaoxian, it's not easy for you to have a relationship with the big master." In order to suppress his own smile, Wang Xiaoxian was holding a teacup to drink tea, when Master B called him, he couldn't hold his breath, and spit out a mouthful of tea with a puff. Shopkeeper Yida frowned and said: "You are too disrespectful to be a master! How can you be so dignified? Eh, where's your beard? The fairy master of Xiaoyaozhi has a beard, how come you don't have a beard? Have you quit Xiaoyaozhi?" Wang Xiaoxian wiped his mouth and said: "Master Yi, I beg you, there is nothing to talk about between you and me on the day of great joy. If you really come to say goodbye, don't ask questions." The shopkeeper of Yi University twirled his beard and said, "Well, I have nothing to say to you, um, let me just say congratulations." The boss asked: "Treasurer B, why didn't you come with Master A?" Shopkeeper B said: "Treasurer A has been making arrangements at the Gu Fighting Conference. Hmm, don't mention him. What about the bride? When will she come out? I'll take a look at the bride and leave. I still have a lot of things to do." I have to be busy, I haven't seen the bride for a long time, um, I don't want to miss it." 火小邪暗骂道：“果然是臭不要脸的，病罐子他们说的不错。这家伙除了看着猥琐，招人讨厌，惹人发笑以外，似乎没有什么本事，这种人怎么混成青云客栈总店的二掌柜的？靠他的小鸡鸡？哎呀，呸呸呸，说起来真脏。” 正想着，就听内厢里有女子叫道：“新娘子来喽！” 火小邪脸上一烫，暂忘了乙大掌柜，举目看去。只见真巧头盖红布，一身华美的红衣，脚步盈盈，由两位青衣女子扶着，缓步走来。 乙大掌柜伸直了脖子，弩着嘴巴，瞪圆了眼睛观望，念道：“哎呀呀，盖着脸了。” 大掌勺闷声道：“乙大掌柜，你可以去忙你的了。” 乙大掌柜只顾着看，说道：“等会，等会，嗯嗯，肯定是个美人！” 大掌勺闷声骂道：“乙大掌柜，你再多说，别怪我和你翻脸！谢特！” 乙大掌柜还是有些惧怕大掌勺，只好脖子一缩，稍加收敛。 虽说有乙大掌柜这个不招人待见的，婚礼进行的依然十分顺利。 “一拜天地！” “二拜高堂！” “夫妻对拜！” 火小邪激动的一直脑子发懵，只是听着胖大嘴的指令行事，看着红布下若隐若现的俏丽面孔，如痴如醉，只觉得人生有此经历，不枉来世间一趟。 所有人都欢呼雀跃，气氛十分的热闹，乙大掌柜怀中的灵貂，似乎也是被感染，半立着身子，吱吱欢叫不已。 这桩婚事，虽说过程并不繁琐，但火小邪、真巧两人结为夫妻，已是天地为证，日月为盟！ 虽说有乙大掌柜这个不招人待见的，婚礼进行的依然十分顺利。 “一拜天地！” “二拜高堂！” “夫妻对拜！” 火小邪激动的一直脑子发懵，只是听着胖大嘴的指令行事，看着红布下若隐若现的俏丽面孔，如痴如醉，只觉得人生有此经历，不枉来世间一趟。 所有人都欢呼雀跃，气氛十分的热闹，乙大掌柜怀中的灵貂，似乎也是被感染，半立着身子，吱吱欢叫不已。 这桩婚事，虽说过程并不繁琐，但火小邪、真巧两人结为夫妻，已是天地为证，日月为盟！ 典礼完毕，真巧回了婚房，暂且不表。 乙大掌柜至始至终没看到真巧的模样，颇为遗憾，也不久留，悻悻然离去。等他一走，气氛更加轻松欢悦，酒席摆上，各色珍香，琳琅满目，更有百年陈酿的好酒，饮之不尽。 火小邪来来往往，喝了无数，他并不善饮酒，只是今天，似乎千杯不醉，喝的十分痛快，第一是酒确实是好酒，第二是火小邪忘乎所以，心情极好。 王孝先不胜酒力，中途便被大掌勺灌的醉倒在地，让人扶回去休息。 而田问虽呆，酒量却是无底洞一般，来者不拒，无论量大量小，一律一饮而尽，着实让人瞠目。 大掌勺最后和火小邪干了一碗，也承受不住，叫了声：“女婿，你好酒量！”便趴倒在桌上，鼾声大做。 又也不知喝了多久，直至酒席上没有剩下几人，火小邪方才醉意上头，东倒西歪起来。田问上前将火小邪扶住，掺回房内，问道：“清醒否？” 火小邪含糊道：“还能喝一斤。” 田问不语，拿出一颗药丸，将火小邪嘴巴一捏，直塞进嘴，下巴一拉，这颗药丸便让火小邪咽进腹内。 火小邪嘀咕道：“什么，什么东西让我，吃了？” 田问说道：“解酒丸！” “谁，谁给你的。” “胖大嘴。” “哦！哦！不是臭道长给的就行，替，替我谢谢他！” 田问架起火小邪，将一个蜡丸塞进火小邪手中，说道：“略醒后含服！” “什，什么东西？” “强身丸！” “又是胖，胖大嘴给你的？” “是大掌勺。” “哦！哦！是我岳父大人给的，好，好，一定吃。” 田问轻推婚房，婚房应手而开，拍了拍火小邪的脸，念道：“清醒！” 火小邪嘿嘿一笑，站直了身子，扶着田问肩头说道：“放心！我没事！你，你没事吧？” 田问答道：“甚好！” 火小邪笑了笑，跨入房门，慢慢的将门掩上。 田问在门外低念了声：“一刻值千金！”说罢转身就走，刚走到院中，突然站直了身子，直挺挺的后仰倒地，呼噜一声，竟这么睡着了。 火小邪关了房门，回望室内。两只红烛烧的炽烈，轻纱幔帐透着温暖暧昧，真巧一身红妆，盖着红盖头，正俏生生的坐在床边，虽不言语也看不到盖头下的面孔，依旧美的动人心魄。 不知是体内醒酒丸的作用，还是意志使然，火小邪见了真巧，酒倒醒了几分，不禁站稳了身子，面颊滚烫的憨笑道：“真巧……不好意思，一高兴，喝多了些……” 真巧低声道：“酒喝多了伤身……桌上有凉茶，你若是渴了，喝一点吧。” 火小邪说道：“没事，没事，我不要紧。”说着，慢慢腾腾向真巧走来。 真巧听到脚步声，轻轻侧坐过身去，双手紧紧捏着手绢，不知所措，分外娇羞。 火小邪周身滚烫，松了松领口，他心里想着应该揭开真巧的盖头，却伸不出手去，只好在真巧床边的椅子上坐下，看着真巧有些发痴。 一片沉默，两人虽说都是一肚子话，可半晌竟谁也不知该先说什么。 火小邪搜肠刮肚了半天，方才借着酒性，厚着脸皮说道：“真巧……” "Ok……" “你，你真好看。” “你还没看到我呢。” “感觉的到。” “那，那你就一直坐着？”真巧轻声道，话一出口，羞的赶忙低下头去。 火小邪轰的一下，热气上头，再不想如此矜持，双手一拍椅子扶手，立即站起，两步便跨到真巧面前，一屁股坐在真巧身边。 真巧身子微微一颤，并不躲避。 火小邪吞吞吐吐道：“真巧，那，那我揭了。” 真巧也不说话，只是微微点头。 火小邪伸出手去，缓缓将真巧头上的红盖头揭下。 真巧一双美目眨了两眨，先是羞涩躲避，但很快将目光迎来。 What a beauty!真巧平日里与火小邪几人四处颠簸，哪有功夫细细打扮，今日这般打点收拾下来，岂是往昔可比！端的是上天造化而成的美人，增之一分则太长，减之一分则太短；着粉则太白，施朱则太赤，眉如翠羽，肌如白雪，腰如束素，齿如含贝，含喜微笑，窃视流眄。如诗赞曰：寐春风兮发鲜荣，洁斋俟兮惠音声，赠我如此兮不如无生。 火小邪看着真巧，竟然呆了！ 真巧轻声道：“是不好看么？” 火小邪忙道：“不是不是！是我没想到……” 真巧问道：“没想到什么？” “没想到你今天这么漂亮……我火小邪何德何能，竟能娶到你。” “火大哥，你是后悔娶了我吗？” “不是不是，我是觉得，我能和你成亲，和做梦一样，美梦，美梦。真巧，你快掐我一下，我不是在做梦吧。” 真巧掩嘴轻笑道：“喝多了酒尽瞎说。” 火小邪心中情念高涨，满身热腾腾的，手不听使唤的往真巧的细腰上搂过去。 真巧身子微颤，无须火小邪用力，顺势便靠在了火小邪怀中。 火小邪怀拥美人，含糊的低念道：“真巧……巧……” "Ok……" “我，我想亲你，可不可以？” 真巧莞尔一笑道：“我已经是你的人，你想亲就亲吧。”说着，美目半闭，仰头期待。 火小邪心里已经乱的炸了锅，泥丸躁动，全世界只剩下眼前的真巧，低头便深深吻下。 两人火热的双唇一触，便再难分开。 火小邪只觉得，此生所忆诸事，唯属现在最为美好。 干柴烈火，久旱逢春雨，火小邪与真巧两人，紧紧化为一体，哪管世间有其他烦恼，只愿时间停留在此刻，所谓春宵一夜值千金，便是如此吧！ 两人衣衫尽落，跌在床榻之上，寸寸肌肤，水乳交融。火小邪轻抚真巧滑如绸缎般的肌肤，不忍释手，眼睛更是看不过来，几欲把真巧揉入身体之内。而真巧低低呻吟，如夜莺晚唱，应和着火小邪的动作，紧紧纠缠在一起，不肯半刻分开。 火小邪的下体，滚烫欲炸，也许是天性使然，直往真巧的桃花源处探去。真巧双颊绯红，曲意迎合，低声呻吟道：“慢一点……我怕……” 火小邪对真巧十分爱怜，听真巧这么一说，动作便轻缓了许多，脑海里也不再如刚才一般不知分寸，略略凉了一点。 可这么一停顿，事态发展却直转急下，火小邪脑海中腾然闪现诸多场景，颇为香艳！一是他与一女子在一处碧水清潭中亲昵，二是他与另一个女子在幽静的山间小屋内交好，三是他唤一女子为妻，四是他与一女子在一破败的房内跪拜天地。如此几个场景，虽难辨具体细节，也看不清女子的相貌，但是情感真切，肌肤感受犹新，绝非臆想！ 火小邪顿时冷汗直冒，暗叫道：“这是我失去的记忆！我是有妻子的！” 想到此处，火小邪啊的一声闷叫，停下动作，翻身而起，狠狠的抱住自己的脑袋，大口大口的喘息，每喘息一下，就又有新的男女之事的场景浮现脑海。 火小邪满头冷汗，直道：“真巧！对不起！对不起！” 真巧诧异不已的看着火小邪，慢慢坐了起来，拾起衣裳给火小邪披上，从身后抱住火小邪，低声道：“火大哥，你怎么了？” 火小邪抓住真巧的小手，说道：“我，我好像是有妻子的，我不能，我不能……” 真巧眼睛便湿润了，紧靠着火小邪的肩头说道：“我不在乎。” 火小邪叹道：“可我在乎……真巧，我不想做对不住你的事，我本以为，我本以为……” 真巧一滴泪已经涌出眼眶：“火大哥，如果你真有妻子，我愿意为妾，我只想和你在一起，你怎么对我也好，你不会对不起我的。” 火小邪扭身过来，见真巧双目含泪，伤心道：“真巧，你别哭，怪我怪我！” 真巧坚强道：“那你亲我。” 火小邪心头一痛，低头要去亲吻真巧，可没能碰上真巧的唇，火小邪猛又抬起头，抱住脑袋低喝道：“不行，我不行！” 真巧不解的看着火小邪，呢喃道：“为什么？” 火小邪痛苦道：“我一和你有肌肤之亲，心里就难受的象刀子割一样。我觉得我有罪！对很多人都有罪！我不行，我不知道为什么会这样！我心里还装着别人！别的女人！” 真巧说道：“火大哥，你不喜欢我这样的女子吗？” 火小邪说道：“不是，我喜欢你，非常非常的喜欢你。” 真巧口气一硬，说道：“你刚才和我亲热，现在说不要我就不要我，你对得住我吗？” 火小邪被真巧这似骂非骂的一句问的一愣，眼前的真巧似乎变了一个人似的，既熟悉又陌生，一下子无话可说。 真巧表情一柔，微微避开火小邪的眼神。 火小邪认定错在自己，返身搂住真巧，真巧挣了一挣，没有挣脱，便身子一软，让火小邪搂着。 火小邪怅然所失道：“真巧，你我夫妻，日月为证，你既然已是我的妻子，我此生都不会负你。可我不是一个恣意妄为，不负责任的男子，不能只求自己快活。真巧，请你给我一点时间。” 真巧低声道：“她是个什么样的人？” 火小邪轻叹一声，说道：“我记得我好像有两个妻子，我最对不起的是第一个，她是个古灵精怪十分活泼的女子，但有的时候，好像又性格多变，让我又爱她又怕她……” 真巧看着火小邪的双眼：“你为什么会怕她？” 火小邪说道：“我不知道，我只是这么觉得。” 真巧眼睛眨了眨，问道：“如果你再碰到她呢？” 火小邪遥望跳跃着的火烛，说道：“我不知道，我想见到她又怕见到她。” 真巧说道：“火大哥，你失忆了十一年，也许时间能改变一切的。” 火小邪应道：“或许吧。” 两人说到此处，竟长久的沉默下来，只是彼此依偎在一起。 就这样，两人和衣而眠，火小邪一直抱着真巧，让她枕在自己的臂弯间，看着红色的喜烛慢慢熄灭。火小邪见真巧脸上又是苦涩又是甜蜜的表情，眼角挂着泪痕，已然睡着，便为真巧轻轻抹去之后，才松了松筋骨，轻叹一声，靠着床檐，闭眼睡去。 天色渐明，火小邪的新婚一夜，便这样匆匆渡过。 斗蛊大会，启动！ “呜，呜呜，呜呜呜”巨大的号角声响彻天宇，经久不息，火小邪一下子睁开眼睛，耳边听着这号角声，一丝莫名的紧张感顿时升起！ 火小邪从真巧身子，抽出手臂，迅速将衣裳穿好，快步走到门边，推门而出。 只见院子里已有四五个人呆立，仰头望着天空，似乎在聆听这悠长深厚的号角之声。 火小邪见其中一人是胖大嘴，快步上前，胖大嘴如同没有看到火小邪似的，只是呆望天空。 火小邪听了片刻，实在忍不住，问道：“胖大嘴，这号声是什么？” 胖大嘴一脸木然道：“斗蛊大会的召集号，斗蛊大会，提前开始了。” 火小邪见胖大嘴目光呆滞，如同中邪了一般，也不敢再问，急忙就往回赶，打算先唤真巧起来。 大掌勺迎面而来，差点与火小邪撞个满怀。 大掌勺没有与火小邪打招呼，好像忘了火小邪是他的女婿，只是拨开了火小邪，走出几步，仰望天空，表情严肃道：“提前了！竟然提前开始了！” 火小邪此刻也不愿与大掌勺多说，快步回屋，见真巧已经起床，赶忙走过去说道：“真巧，快起来！” 真巧也听到了号角声，一边穿戴，一边说道：“怎么有人吹号！” 火小邪说道：“是斗蛊大会，也就是斗药大会的召集号！真巧，快点，我们快点出去。” 等火小邪和真巧走出房间，院子里已经站满了人，都仰头听着号角。 火小邪见田问、王孝先也在，带着真巧快步走到他们身边。 田问听到火小邪他们来了，向他们点头示意。而王孝先如同大掌勺一般，如同中邪了一般，表情凝重，仰头看天，一动不动，口中喃喃自语：“提前了！提前了！” 真巧奇道：“他们都怎么了？” 火小邪说道：“可能这号声有蹊跷！” 田问也重重点头称是。 火小邪说道：“真巧，你要是觉得不适，把耳朵堵上，不要听。” 真巧紧张道：“还好，只是有些刺耳，不觉得难受。” 火小邪关切的看了几眼真巧，也不再说话，带着真巧站在田问身旁。 这号声在天宇间回响，洪亮之极，悠长深厚，并不象人能奏响，更似大地发出的长鸣之声，节奏一长两短，乍一听还显枯燥，但听的时间久了，这漫长的声音间，仍有音律存在，好像是一首歌曲，被放缓了千百倍所致。 约莫一盏茶的光景，号声才嘎然停止。号声虽停，耳朵里依旧呜呜呜呜响成一片。 再过一会，院内诸人方才大梦初醒一般，纷纷活动起来。 只听大掌勺叫道：“斗蛊大会开始了！所有人等，换上木家法衣！速速在青云客栈大堂内集合！不可慢了，不可慢了！” 众人纷纷四散而去。 王孝先也恢复常态，盯着院门口，急的象热锅上的蚂蚁，一个劲嚷道：“怎么会提前开始了！我还出不去！怎么办！怎么办！怎么就提前开始了！” 火小邪拉住王孝先，说道：“别急！别急！” 王孝先哭丧着脸，说道：“能不着急吗？我出不去啊！” 此时大掌勺咚咚咚迈着大步走来，真巧、火小邪赶忙向大掌勺行礼，大掌勺一脸严肃，并不说洞房花烛之事，只是问道：“王孝先你还不快回逍遥枝去？” 王孝先愁道：“院外下了进不退蛊，我出不去啊！” 大掌勺一看，骂道：“定是乙大掌柜办的好事！这样吧，乖女儿，乖女婿，木呆，你们三个，暂时做为青云客栈的弟子，随我去斗蛊大会！” 真巧忙道：“爹爹，我们必须要去吗？” 大掌勺说道：“斗蛊大会一开，木蛊寨内不得留人，此乃规矩！留在店内，反而凶多吉少。快，你们三个，随我来更衣焚香！” 王孝先愁道：“我怎么办！大掌勺，你我亲家，替我想想办法啊，我不能留在这里啊！” 大掌勺说道：“没有办法，进不退蛊是专门针对你们逍遥枝仙主的！你要是运气好，只管闯出院外！至于你的神智将会迷糊到什么程度，看你自己的造化吧！” 王孝先倒吸一口凉气，盯着院门，沉默不语。 大掌勺又招呼火小邪、真巧、田问三人速随他来，三人不敢怠慢，暂抛下王孝先，与大掌勺回屋。 等大掌勺、火小邪、真巧、田问四人换了青衣长褂出来，仍看着王孝先在院门口呆坐。 胖大嘴、胖好味从院