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Chapter 7 7. Uncle Six is ​​a rascal

My Crazy Life IV 腾飞 2817Words 2018-03-04
Uncle Liu became a little impatient after watching it for a while, but he was still a little afraid of the old man, so he didn't dare to vent his anger on the old man.He saw that Lao Ye was always betting, so he said to Lao Ye: "You can play any game. If you don't believe me, you can bet a lot of money and try it? See what happens. I lose you." I haven't realized what Uncle Six means, so take The skinny man with a pair of chicken feet was not happy when he heard this. He ran up to Uncle Liu, nodded his nose and said, "Hey, you old ass. What do you mean?" Uncle Six's donkey temper, he opened the skinny man's hand and said, "I said my nephew, what's your fault? Who are you calling an old donkey?"

After the thin man's hand was opened, he became a little anxious, stretched out his hand again, pointed at Uncle Six, gritted his teeth and said, "Hit again to see if I don't destroy you?" I saw that posture, and if Uncle Six wanted to hit him again , that thin man can really hit him.I'm also a bitch, I think it's not good to start a fight, so I went over to pull the thin man and said: "Why are you as knowledgeable as the old man. Pull it down, stop playing." In fact, sitting in my village is extremely boring, and I want to take this opportunity to get rid of it, so I want to take advantage of this loophole and stop playing.Unexpectedly, Uncle Six didn't appreciate it, and even lost his temper with me.He pushed me hard and said, "What's the matter with you? I'll tell him to hit me. Hit me, hit me." As he spoke, he bumped into the skinny man.

The thin man was also clever, and when he pulled the sixth uncle, the sixth uncle missed him and bumped his head on my stomach.I haven't done anything yet, I saw Uncle Liu sitting on the ground with his buttocks, tilted along, and kicked his legs up, just like the flashback before he died.Judging from this level of proficiency, it is often done. When I saw that posture, I was ready to let him go, and I had to stay away from him.I just wanted to get out of this room when Uncle Liu sat up, hugged my leg, then tilted it again, kicked my leg a few times and then stopped moving, and it couldn't work again.This old man also knows how to find soft persimmons.

When I saw him hugging me, I knew something bad happened, and the most urgent thing was to get rid of him.I pulled my leg desperately, Xiaohai saw that the situation was not right, and hurried to help me, trying to break my leg out of Uncle Liu's arms.But no matter how hard we tried, we were hugged tightly by him. I was sweating at that time, and my mind was spinning quickly: Judging from the current situation, I am dependent on me. I don’t want to pick up a father for nothing, and I don’t want to be blackmailed by him. , Tell him to find no one.But currently only De Shui and Lao Dao are available.

At this time, those guys started to mess up, maybe because I am a foreigner, I can't do anything to them.This one said: "Uncle Six is ​​in a hurry, the epilepsy is crazy." The other said: "Take it to the hospital quickly." Xiao Hai said something cruel: "Is it because people from other places are easy to bully? Don't make us anxious. It's a big deal. Weigh each other by about 100 catties." When everyone saw what Xiaohai said, they stopped booing and put on a posture of watching the excitement. At this time, Deshui was already screaming at Sixth Uncle and Sixth Uncle, hoping that Sixth Uncle would let go.But Uncle Six seemed to have decided on me, no matter what Ren Deshui said, he just didn't let go.I asked De Shui: "I don't want to be hugged so tightly all the time, you should quickly find a way to solve it. If you don't solve it for me, don't say that I'm rough on this old man. If I'm in a hurry, I don't care about anything. At worst, I will give it to him Hit the epilepsy madly, and I will leave after the beating, and none of you will be found."

In fact, these words were not meant for De Shui, but rather for Sixth Uncle, who pretended to be dead.But saying this didn't seem to have any effect on Uncle Six. He was simply useless, and it was not good to scare him. He still hugged me to death.De Shui had a lot of good things to say, but it still didn't work.I tried to move it vigorously with the help of the table, which may have caused my sixth uncle to move along with me, but he suddenly yelled: "Don't move, it hurts." Just stand and let him hug him to see if he is tired.I continued to signal Deshui to do Sixth Uncle's ideological work.

At this moment, two policemen came in outside.It turned out that the shopkeeper ran to call the police, but no one paid attention to the back door the shopkeeper walked through.And the police station is in a yard across the road, so it came quickly.When everyone saw the police coming, they all gave way to let them come over to see what happened.At this time, the chicken feet held by the skinny man disappeared, and the veteran's steel whip also disappeared miraculously. When the police came over, they probably saw that I was a stranger, or maybe it was Uncle Six who was holding my leg, so they asked me what was going on.I said, "They were arguing. I'll try to persuade them. He fell down and hugged my leg. How could I know what was going on?" The policeman frowned when he heard what I said. Said: "Come on, follow me to the police station." I wanted to follow him, but I still had someone on my lap.I said, "Why are you going? You can't even move your legs."

The policeman squatted down, patted Uncle Liu on the shoulder and said, "Uncle Liu, let go of your hand. Uncle Liu, do you hear me? Let go of your hand." But Uncle Liu still didn't respond.I can feel that the power in my leg is not relaxing at all.The policeman continued: "Uncle Liu, we have something to go to the police station to solve. You can't solve the problem by lying here. Let it go." Uncle Liu was still unmoved.The policeman looked up at me, and I tried my best to put on a flattering smile, hoping he could help me think of a good way.But what the police said below chilled me a lot.He continued to pat Sixth Uncle's shoulder, and tried to separate Sixth Uncle's hand with his hands, shouting: "Sixth Uncle, it's me, I'm Dexin. Let go, I'll take care of this matter. "As soon as I heard it, it's over. Sixth Uncle's nephew is also from the German generation. It seems that there is trouble.

Seeing that his words didn't work, Dexin stood up, looked at the people around him, and said in a gesture of driving away with his hands: "Everyone gives way, don't surround them so tightly, everyone retreats, what's so interesting. "The onlookers didn't seem to agree with him, they all had a playful smile on their faces, teasing each other with every word.This one said: "Dexin, please persuade Liu Shu, he listens to you most of the time." The other said: "Liu Shu has epilepsy and went crazy again, you have to cure Liu Shu." Dexin didn't seem to be able to coax them, so he stood beside me, pushed the old man and the skinny man behind me and said, "Get out of the way, both of you." Why are you bothering me by watching the excitement? Why are you pushing me?" Seeing that he had been robbed, Na Dexin also got angry, and said, "What did you say? What's wrong with me pushing you? You give way to me." The old man Not wanting to lose face, he said, "I'm an old Taoist from the county." Dexin said, "I don't care if you're an old Taoist or a monk. There must be a reason why I asked you to step down." What's the matter? You dare to hit me?" As he spoke, he turned sideways, not only refused to give way, but also took a step forward, seeing that the situation was to compete with this Dexin, or maybe he wanted to Play some prestige in front of everyone.Dexin didn't want to lose face, and wanted to push him again.

The policeman who came with Dexin was a little older and more tactful. He went up and held Dexin's hand and said, "Let's deal with the matter first, don't quarrel needlessly." The other side patted the old man on the shoulder and said, "Speak less. Just a few words, don’t say a few words. Didn’t you see that the old man is still lying on the ground? Don’t mess around with me.” The old man seemed to have regained his face, and he was a little proud.The older policeman said again: "Come on, cooperate with the work and give up a little room." Hearing what he said, the old man obediently gave up the space behind me.

After Dexin saw that the space behind me was given up, he motioned for me to go and see him.He made a gesture of grabbing at me, and then gestured for me to pull my legs.You see me in a daze, why don't you speak dumb words to me? He saw that I didn't understand yet, so he pointed at Uncle Liu, which meant don't let him know.I nodded to show that I knew.He made another gesture of grabbing, pointing at my waist, and then made a gesture of pulling my legs.Now I understand.As soon as Dexin saw that I understood, he squatted down, patted Uncle Liu and said, "Uncle Six, let go, when are you going to hold me?"I nodded, meaning ready.He stretched out his hand and grabbed Uncle Liu's waist and eyes hard, and Uncle Liu's hand immediately relaxed, and he might want to subconsciously protect his waist and eyes with his arms.When I saw it, I quickly pulled my leg, which seemed to break free from Uncle Liu's control.Uncle Six might still want to hug me, but I didn't let him hug him again.He may also know that someone has come to judge him, so he kicked his legs a few more times and continued to go into shock. As soon as I broke free, my first thought was to leave.As soon as I got to the door, the old policeman grabbed me and said sternly, "Don't go." I tried to break free a few times but didn't move, so I just became honest.Dexin deftly directed everyone to lift Uncle Liu up and asked everyone to send him to the health center.After this set of movements, from how to let Uncle Liu let go, to how to command everyone, he did it very skillfully. It can be seen that he often deals with Uncle Liu's shock.
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