Chapter 31 The 31st round of the Hundred Steps Pass Cup Surprises Four People and Plays Qu Kui with a Bald Pen

The guests were also secretly surprised, thinking in their hearts: "I don't know where this old man surnamed Jin came from. The owner of the Liu village is so respectful to him, and he is willing to bow down to him. Even if this is the modesty of the owner of the Liu village, there is no need This is too much. Could it be that this old man really possesses peerless magical skills, enough to keep pace with Master Liu?" It turned out that these people didn't know Jin Chaoyue's origin, and they were already surprised to see Liu Yuanjia invite him to sit on the top seat.At this time, they were even more surprised to hear Liu Yuanjia being so flattering to him, and several guests said in unison: "It's a great honor to meet a master today, so we must invite Mr. Jin to show his peerless magic skills, so that we can open our eyes." "Mr. Jin, don't become a god like Jiang Taigong, just forget yourself." Jin Chaoyue said with a smile: "This is a joke between Liu Zhuangzhu and me, but it can't be taken seriously. But since you are so kind, Xiao Lao Naturally, I should accompany you in the last seat, please give me your advice. The idea of ​​performing skills to celebrate the birthday was proposed by the little old man, so let's regard it as a way to attract jade."

Both Liu Yuanjia and Jin Chaoyue agreed, and the guests were even more excited. Wang Yuting, the head of the Taihu Thirteen Family, said: "Today's meeting, almost all heroes from all walks of life in the south of the Yangtze River have gathered here. Everyone has Astonishing skills, if everyone shows their skills, although it will be a feast for the eyes, I am afraid that this banquet will really last three days and three nights. Why not divide the seats into four districts, southeast, northwest, and each district will invite one person As a representative, I will perform skills to celebrate the birthday of Village Master Liu, what do you think?" Everyone said that this method is very good, and the guests from the west district shouted in unison: "Of course our district will be represented by Village Master Wang, please. Do my part." Wang Yuting laughed loudly and said, "Isn't this telling me to kill myself?" The guests shouted: "Master Wang, you have said that without thinking, everyone welcomes you out to Liuzhuang This is very glorious." The guests who were not from the West District also shouted: "Yes, we all admire the rare kung fu of the master of Wangzhai's acupuncture points. First, you come to celebrate the birthday of Liu Zhuang. Let's see and see, this kills two birds with one stone! Master Wang, don't push back and forth." The Penglai Witch said in her heart, "The kung fu this guy is good at is called 'God Acupuncture Point', and it must be the plum blossom needle. I am a master." Wang Yuting couldn't refuse, and said with a smile: "I dare not show my shame with such a trivial skill, but in order to show a little respect to Master Liu, I had to show it to Master Liu and laughed. The younger brother just said If you make a mistake, you will be punished with three cups."

A monk in the east stood up and said with a smile: "How did you find the monks?" The guests in the east shouted in confusion: "Master Longyin, everyone knows that your Wuxiang Palm is mysterious, but how amazing is it? But it still needs to be seen, the village master Wang has already agreed, you can't refuse." "If you don't go out, no one in our area will save face." The monk couldn't refuse, so he had to walk out.The Penglai Witch peeped out from behind the rockery, saw "Master Longyin" with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a fleshy face, and thought: "It seems that he is a fierce monk who does not abide by the rules, but what is the power of Wuxiang Palm? I haven’t heard of it. I’ll have to take a closer look later.”

The east and west districts unanimously recommended a certain person, but the south district proposed two people. The first one was "Naohaijiao" Fan Tong. The crowd was taken aback, and thought: "Fan Tongwei is in Changjiang, but I have never heard that he has a sworn brother?" Asked: "The second brother of Master Fan Duo is..." A few people who knew hurriedly said: " Is Mr. Nangong here too? Ah, why didn’t Master Fan Duo tell you earlier? He’s famous like a thunderbolt, but unfortunately we haven’t met him yet, so please come out and meet him soon.” Then someone introduced: “Mr. Nangong is one of the four overlords of the Central Plains. One of them is Senior Nangongzao. He has been in Jiangnan for several years, and he has no chance to pay a visit to him, so it is a pleasure to meet him today." Only then did the Penglai Witch know that Fan Tong's elder brother was Nanshan Hu Nangongzao.He thought to himself: "He is Shan Shan's enemy. I will pay more attention to Shan Shan later, and get a feel for his martial arts foundation, so that Shan Shan can avenge her big revenge." Seeing Fan Tong's expression seemed to be quite depressed, the witch couldn't help but feel moved, thinking: "This guy was captured by Jin Guo Navy, presumably because he was humiliated before, so until now, he still looks like a defeated rooster. Jin The prisoner let him out. It seems that he has surrendered to the Jinlu? But his air seems to be grudges because of the setbacks he has suffered, rather than the real convincing? This guy killed me on the Yangtze River. Murder, is it because of Nangong?" Then he thought: "Fan Tong's second brother is Nanshanhu, but he doesn't know who the elder brother is? Donghailong and Nanshanhu have parted ways long ago, evil and righteousness have different paths, forgive me for this elder brother to decide. It's not the East China Sea Dragon."

As soon as the name of "Nanbatian" Nangongzao was mentioned, everyone knew it, so they all changed their minds and elected Nangongzao as the representative of the Southern District.It turns out that after Nangong was built in the south of the Yangtze River, although he also worked in the underworld for a few years, he never "safe kilns and stand up cabinets" (rectifying the crowd to occupy the mountain, as the intention of the village owner), but went alone and became a One-legged thief.People in the green forests in the south of the Yangtze River have heard his name for a long time, but few people have ever seen him.

Nan Gongzao stood up, a short and sharp man, with a voice like Hong Zhong, and said: "Brother Fan Xian, why did you push this job on me? How many high-ranking people in the seat..." Fan Tongdao: "Second brother, I would like to take this opportunity to invite you to meet with fellow Jiangnan. Besides, your martial arts are far superior to mine. If you don’t come out, you will make your younger brother make a fool of yourself instead?” Nangong said with a smile: “You and my brother, why do you have to be in public In front of a friend, put gold on my face? Besides, the depth of martial arts is second, but I am an outsider." Everyone said: "Mr. Nangong, what you said is wrong. Although you are not from Jiangnan, you are here. Jiangnan, that is, our friends on the road. How do we divide each other?" Fan Tong also said: "The people who come to celebrate birthday today are not all Jiangnan heroes. Second brother, you can go out quickly." Everyone has already Hearing that Jin Chaoyue did not have a southern accent, he thought to himself: "What Fan Tong said is referring to the old man surnamed Jin?" But because Jin Chaoyue was the chief guest, Fan Tong did not specify, and it was inconvenient for everyone to ask.

The opinions of the North District were unanimous, and everyone said: "The representative of our district must be Mr. Wen!" The candidate had been proposed, but "Mr. Wen" did not show up. Someone said: "Mr. Wen is over there, hey, what is he looking at there? Mr. Wen, come on, come on!" The Penglai witch hid behind the rockery, and saw seven or eight people swarming towards her hiding place Come, surprised, thought: "Could it be that they have already discovered me?" I saw these people stop in front of this rockery and said, "Mr. Wen, why did you come here to climb the mountain after drinking half of it? What's there to see?" After calling a few times, a voice said: "Ah, are you calling me? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was fascinated, but I didn't hear it." Only then did the Penglai witch realize that "Mr. Wen" was on the other side of the rockery, and she But there is a stone.The Penglai Witch couldn't help being startled again, thinking: "When did this person climb up, and I didn't notice it?"

Those people said: "Mr. Wen, what is there to look at, you are so fascinated by it?" The man shook his head and said: "Iron hooks, strong, strong!" Those people found that he was admiring the calligraphy on the stone wall, and laughed He got up and said: "You are such a nerd. Today you are making friends with martial arts, but you are so leisurely. You come here alone to appreciate the inscriptions on the wall. Come down quickly." The Penglai Witch hid behind and couldn't see the scene in front of her. To this "Mr. Wen", she just heard his voice but didn't see him. She thought to herself, "It turns out that there is some ancient monument embedded in the stone wall in front of this rockery. The nerd came here to admire the calligraphy. Huh, but I don’t know if he is real or fake? But if he found me, why didn’t he make a sound?”

Those people surrounded this "Mr. Wen" and returned to the pavilion. The Penglai Witch looked out from the gap in the stone, and then saw the front of the man.I only heard him laughing and saying: "You push me out, my ability is good, I can write a couplet, write a four-six parallel essay on birthday, or I can barely do it, but when it comes to performing some peerless magic skills, how can you do it?" I found the wrong person!" Everyone laughed loudly and said, "Mr. Wen, we just want to see your writing and composition, as long as you go out, whether it is writing couplets or composing birthday essays, we will all give you Applause." The man laughed and said, "Since you are so supportive, I have no choice but to go out." Then someone reported to the main Fangtong: "The representative of the North District has been elected, and it is Wen Yifan, a stylus scholar." Liu Yuanjia smiled. Jin Chaoyue said: "This Mr. Wen is a strange man in the south of the Yangtze River, but he is not a green forest figure. Senior Jin can make friends with him." Jin Chaoyue nodded and said: "Oh, is it Wen Yifan, a stylus scholar? I have also heard his name before. There are quite a few talents in Jiangnan!"

Penglai Witch heard that Liu and Jin seemed to admire this stylus scholar very much, so she was very surprised, so she became more suspicious of Wen Yifan's actions just now.She paid close attention to this Wen Yifan, and thought: "He is known as a stylus scholar, so he must be a master at making a judge's pen, but why don't you see that he has a weapon hidden on his body?" It was July, and the weather was hot, and this Wen Yifan was only wearing a thin silk gown.The shortest general-purpose judge's pen is two feet and eight inches. Even if it is hidden in a thick robe, it is not easy to hide from the eyes of martial arts experts, let alone a thin silk shirt.So at a glance, the Penglai Witch could tell that he hadn't hidden any weapons on his body.

The play on the square had long since ceased to be performed, and representatives who performed birthday celebrations entered the stage one after another.Including Master Longyin from the East District, "Nanshan Tiger" Nangongzao from the South District, Wang Yuting, head of the Taihu Thirteen Families in the West District, Wen Yifan, the "Scholar with Iron Pen" from the North District, and Jin Chaoyue, an old Qilian monster, There are five people in total.As for the host Liu Yuanjia, he has to wait for the guests to "return the gift" before he comes out to "return the gift", so there is no need to rush to the stage. Master Long Yin, Nan Gongzao and others cupped their hands and said: "Senior Jin came from afar, and he is a distinguished guest. Please show your peerless magic first, so as to open our eyes." Jin Chaoyue said: "Guests are not tyrants. , When I first arrived in Jiangnan, I didn't have time to meet them one by one, so I was deeply disturbed, how can I be rude now?" Jin Chaoyue said this very modestly, but in fact he made up his mind to take a look at this group of Jiangnan martial arts. What are the skills of the top characters?Another technique was used to subdue them on the spot. Among the four representatives, only Nan Gongzao knew a little bit about Jin Chaoyue's origin, and he didn't dare to tell the truth, so he immediately said respectfully: "Senior Jin is too polite, but since Senior Jin ordered me to do so, I'd rather obey orders than to be respectful." , please give me some pointers.” What Master Long Yin thought in his heart was “People respect you one foot, and you respect others one foot.”Immediately he smiled and said: "This is reasonable. The famous actor should sing the finale, and Mr. Jin should stay behind." Wang Yuting was quite displeased, but he didn't say anything.That Wen Yifan was even better, wandering alone with his hands behind his back, muttering something in his mouth: "Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping." : "I want to make a couplet, but I don't have a draft yet, can you point me to it?" Wang Yuting laughed and said, "I don't know anything about this. You use the word 'pointing', that's just mocking me. "The two of them sang together, faintly mocking what Nan Shanhu said just now, and also revealed their dissatisfaction with Jin Chaoyue.Jin Chaoyue thought in his heart: "I'll let you know how powerful I am later, how dare you be arrogant?" Nanshan Hu said awkwardly: "If there is no objection, let's play in the order of southeast, northwest, Master Longyin, let's look at yours first." Master Longyin also wanted to ease the atmosphere, so he smiled: "Okay, I'm a trickster The ones go out first." Master Long Yin stood at the center of the field, rubbed his hands together and said, "What are you practicing? Okay, here we are, please bring me two plates of water tofu." Everyone laughed and said, "Master Long Yin, you are a dog meat Monk, why do you want to eat plain?" Master Long Yin said with a smile: "This tofu is not for eating. I want raw water tofu." While talking and laughing, someone brought water tofu.There are thirty-two pieces of tofu on the two boards. Master Long Yin pointed to a large square stone and said, "Excuse me, please take out these tofu piece by piece and spread them on the stone. Be careful not to damage them." The servant of the Liu family carefully placed pieces of tofu on the stone, just enough to cover it.Master Long Yin bowed in all directions, and said: "My little monk will teach you a set of palm-beating tofu kung fu. If you miss it, please don't laugh at me." "What kind of kung fu is hitting tofu with a palm? How can a dozen of tofu be worth a dozen? Isn't this a joke?" Before the words were finished, Master Long Yin yelled and hit the tofu with a palm, amidst the astonishment of the crowd. In the middle, he quickly retracted his palm and stepped aside. Tofu is a thing that rots when you touch it. When Master Long Yin slapped it down, everyone thought that the dozens of pieces of tofu must be rotten, but when you look closely, you can see that the tofu is still flat. The earth was laid on stones, and none of it moved.Master Long Yin called the servant over and said, "Pick up the tofu and see if any piece is damaged?" The servant carefully took the pieces of tofu off the stone, packed them up, and said, Master, every piece of tofu is intact, but this, this, this stone—" Master Long Yin said with a smile: "You step back, let everyone take a closer look!" The guests rushed to the sidelines to watch, and saw that the big rock had been split into four pieces, just like cutting tofu with a knife!Immediately, the applause was like thunder, and those who knew the goods shouted even louder: "What a Wuxiang palm!" It is not surprising to use palm force to crack a big rock, but the tofu placed on the stone is not broken. However, his fierce palm force was transmitted to the stone through the tofu. The Penglai Witch thought: "It turns out that this is the Wuxiang palm force, and it seems that it is just a clever use of transmitting skills through objects. This monk is a little clever, and he thought of using tofu and boulders as a foil, which has a shocking effect. However, having said that, although this monk’s internal energy is still far from reaching the pinnacle, it is already the mental method of obtaining superior internal energy.” Master Long Yin retreated triumphantly amidst the colorful sounds, followed by Nan Gongzao.Nangongzao became more famous, everyone opened their eyes wide and crowded to the sidelines to see what kind of "dominant" skills this person who was listed as one of the "Four Overlords" in the Central Plains could overwhelm Long Yin Grandmaster? Nangongzao didn't stand in the center of the martial arts training ground, but walked to the edge of the field and stood about seven feet away, clasped his fists, and said, "Friends on this side, please get out of the way, it's best to get out of the way on both sides, and get out of the middle." One way. Yes, yes, it’s done, it’s done, thank you for your help.” The people who moved away from him murmured inwardly: "The arena is so wide, you don't use your hands and feet in the arena, but come to the sidelines to practice, I want to see what amazing martial arts you have, why are you so pretentious?" Everyone was waiting for his amazing performance, but Nangongzao said flatly: "I will practice a set of black tiger boxing for you, but the fists and feet are unfamiliar, please bear with me." stand up. Black Tiger Boxing is a very common boxing method, anyone who has studied martial arts will know it.I saw that it was used by Nangong Zao, and there was nothing special about it, it was just that the fist was whistling, which seemed to be quite powerful. In less than half a stick of incense, this set of Black Tiger Fist was finished, Nangongzao withdrew his punches and said, "I'm showing my ugliness, please advise!" All the heroes in the arena were surprised, and whispered: "Is this counted? ? The famous Nanshan Tiger only fights a set of Black Tiger Boxing?" "Who can do this set of boxing, and you are asked to perform it in such a solemn and solemn manner? Hmph, it is simply inexplicable!" Liu Yuanjia, the owner of Qianliu Villa, said in a loud voice suddenly: "Master Nangong's Black Tiger Stealing Heart and Hundred-Step Divine Fist is really wonderful. I admire, admire! I paid for two willow trees, but I can feast my eyes. It's worth it." Qunhao was taken aback, thinking: "Where is the beauty? Why is the owner of Liuzhuang so praised? What's the point of paying for two willow trees?" Everyone was suspicious, and suddenly saw two willow trees facing the front of Nangong, about seven feet away from the side of the field, suddenly there was no wind, and the leaves were falling. down.Liu Yuanjia said with a smile: "Wait for me to add another layer of superfluity, let me tell you about the beauty of Nangong Tudor's 'Black Tiger Stealing Heart', you go over and have a look, use a knife to cut open the bark, and look at the heart of the tree inside, Is it already rotten?" Everyone went over and saw that the trunk was not damaged on the outside, but when they cut it open, the heart of the tree was hollow, as if it had been eaten away by termites. Difficult to get off.Those people who had been told by Nangongzao to avoid them just now and secretly murmured in their hearts now realized that it was Nangongzao who was afraid that the force of the splitting fist might accidentally injure them. Nan Gongzao was also quite surprised, and thought: "The owner of Qianliu really deserves his reputation, he actually knows the secrets of my magical boxing!" It turned out that this black tiger boxing was created by a senior monk in Shaolin Temple, and it has been passed down for a long time However, they don't know the beauty of this set of boxing techniques, it is not in the moves, but in the use of internal force when using the boxing, the secret of this has long been extinct.So everyone thinks that "Black Tiger Stealing Heart" is a move in the Black Tiger Fist, but they don't know that this name also includes the magical effect of this punch after it is punched out, and it can really have the effect of "Stealing Heart".Nan Gongzao's father was a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple. He stole the secret book of the authentic Black Tiger Fist from the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion, escaped from the temple, and established a sect. This set of authentic Black Tiger Fist has become a secret of his family. .Nangongzao's father was already dead. Nangongzao thought that he was the only one in the world who knew the magical effect of the black tiger's stealthy fist. Unexpectedly, Liu Yuanjia pointed it out, how could he not be surprised? Liu Yuanjia thought: "Nangongzao is one of the four overlords of the Central Plains. After he came to Jiangnan, he went alone and looked down on his fellow Jiangnan. Well, take this opportunity, I have to call He knows that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people. Take him for my use." Then he said loudly: "Thank you for the gift, Master Nangong, I respect Master Nangong!" After speaking, he poured a full glass of wine, Throw it away! Everyone looked up and saw the full wine glass flying out of the pavilion towards the square, with its mouth facing the sky, flying steadily and slowly, as if there was an invisible palm holding it up. Like it.There was at least a hundred steps between the pavilion where Liu Yuanjia was and the square where Nangongzao was. The wine glass flew right in front of Nangongzao. Give wine!" The wine glass seemed to be blocked by some force, stopped for a while, and then slowly fell into Nangong Zao's hand, the wine in the glass only splashed two drops, if you don't pay special attention, you really can't see it ! There was thunderous applause in the arena, passing the cup in a hundred steps, flying the glass to respect the guests, only two drops of the fine wine in the cup reached the hands of the guests, this kind of kung fu is really rare, compared to the kung fu of Nangong's magical fist that hurt the tree , but it is much more difficult. The guests didn't know the power contained in this glass of wine, if they knew, they would be in admiration.It turned out that Nan Gongzao's waving was to eliminate Liu Yuanjia's force on the wine glass, but when he received it, it was still as if a heavy weight was weighing down on him, his wrist was so shaken that he couldn't help shaking slightly, Because of this, two drops of wine splashed out of the glass.Just imagine that Nangong Zao can injure willow trees with the power of splitting the air, what kind of skill is this?But he couldn't perfectly catch the wine cup that Liu Yuanjia flew from a hundred steps away, and Liu Yuanjia passed the cup a hundred steps away, what kind of skill is this? The Penglai Witch is a great expert in martial arts, of course she can see the beauty of it, even though she is highly skilled and bold, she couldn't help being shocked in her heart, thinking: "No wonder Qilian old monster respects Liu Yuanjia so much, it turns out that he really It is a peerless magic skill! I can also do this skill of passing a cup in a hundred steps, but I can't have such strength after flying a hundred steps, which is enough to make a character like Nanshan Hu lose a move! Nanshan Tiger The magical fist that hurts the tree can be regarded as superior internal strength, but if it is compared with Donghailong and Xiqifeng, it is still slightly inferior. Coral girl has practiced my soft cloud swordsmanship and Tiangang whisk dust thirty-six In this way, you can barely deal with him." Although Nangongzao had lost a move, the others, Shijiu, couldn't see it and applauded him.Nan Gongzao himself felt both ashamed and terrified, so he hurried off to toast Liu Yuanjia.In front of Liu Yuanjia, he no longer dared to show off his kung fu, he was really convinced. Wen Yifan said: "Master Wang, it's your turn." Wang Yuting walked to the center of the field and said with a smile: "Master Liu, the silk flowers in the garden are very beautiful. I would like to ask you to reward some of them, and give them to you when you go back." The little girls are playing." It turns out that on the hundreds of willow trees in the garden, there are silk flowers as decorations. They are made of fine silk and tied into various kinds of flowers. fake flowers.There is a gauze lantern hanging on each willow tree, and the light and flower shadows set off an indescribably rich and luxurious atmosphere. Liu Yuanjia said with a smile: "Brother Wang, you can pick whichever one suits you." Everyone felt a little strange seeing that Wang Yuting asked for silk flowers instead of practicing kung fu. Wang Yuting said: "A few friends, please follow me to look at the flowers and help me choose." Everyone wanted to see Wang Yuting's amazing skills, guessing that he must practice a kind of kung fu in the name of picking flowers, so they rushed up and followed behind him.Wang Yuting watched and commented all the way, and selected eighteen silk flowers with everyone. These eighteen silk flowers were scattered on eighteen trees, in the southeast, northwest, and in all directions. Wang Yuting asked the accompanying friends to paint one by one on the eighteen silk flowers. After making the mark, he didn't pick off the silk flowers immediately. After choosing eighteen silk flowers, he clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Enough, enough, if you are greedy again, you will kill the scenery." He thanked him for helping him choose the silk flowers friends, they returned to the arena alone. Someone asked: "Wang Zhaizhu, what kind of kung fu do you practice?" Wang Yuting said with a smile: "I don't know much kung fu, I can only join in the fun for you, just now you helped me choose eighteen silk flowers, thank you for your kindness , I will pick these eighteen silk flowers and bring them home." Everyone was startled, thinking: "What kind of effort is this for picking flowers? He wants to pick flowers, why didn't he pick them just now?" Only Wang Yuting continued to say He said: "I want to pick off these eighteen silk flowers at the same time. If one is missed, I will be fined three cups of wine!" As soon as this remark came out, all the heroes in the field were shocked, and they all thought in their hearts: " It turned out that he wanted to pick the flowers in this way, but the eighteen willow trees are divided into four directions, can he grow eighteen arms at the same time, and pick off the eighteen silk flowers together?" Everyone was doubting themselves, they saw Wang Yuting was still standing in the center of the field, and suddenly made a bow to the surroundings, and immediately the golden light was dazzling, and there were chirping sounds in all directions.Everyone hurriedly hid their heads and shrunk their necks to prevent accidental injury from hidden weapons.After a while, Wang Yuting laughed loudly and said: "The eighteen silk flowers have been picked, please take a look, but the eighteen silk flowers that were marked just now?" There are people everywhere in the garden. The eighteen silk flowers fell from the eighteen trees. Some people have already picked up each flower and counted them together. No more, no less, exactly 18!On each flower, there are marks made just now. The members of the Liu family put eighteen silk flowers in a golden basin and brought them to Wang Yuting. Immediately there was thunderous applause and everyone applauded!It turned out that these silk flowers were tied to the branches with iron wires as thin as fragrant chicken feet. Wang Yuting scattered a bunch of plum blossom needles in all directions, and each plum blossom needle passed through exactly one iron wire, knocking down a silk flower. The plum blossom needle was still nailed to the iron wire, and the silk flower itself was not damaged at all.At the same time, he used eighteen plum-blossom needles to knock down the silk flowers scattered in all directions and adorned on eighteen willow trees. Falling, this is even more unbelievable.Everyone had never seen such a miraculous hidden weapon kung fu, and they all praised: "Wang Zhaizhu's golden needle piercing point is really incomparable!" It's not worth it." The Penglai Witch also admired herself secretly, thinking: "So there are so many talented and talented people in the martial arts in the south of the Yangtze River, who are not inferior to the northern masters. I have to be very careful tonight .” Wang Yuting said with a smile: "The best is yet to come, please save some energy and cheer." The crowd was even more excited and shouted: "Yes, it's time to see Mr. Wen." Bigger, everyone knows that he is a martial arts expert, and his martial arts are extremely deep, but no one can say how deep he is. After all, he can only be said to be "unfathomable" .Now it's his turn to play, and he hasn't "appeared", but there are already applause and discussions, "In the first three games, one is better than the other. Let's see how amazing this stylus scholar has, surpassing the first three?" It is a rare opportunity to watch him perform martial arts, and the 'unfathomable' can always be measured." Wen Yifan walked out of the stage with a bitter face, and said: "I forced you to come out, this is really an ugly daughter-in-law who has to see Weng Gu. They all have amazing martial arts, but I don't even have the skills of a three-legged cat." One set, what do you want me to practice?" Someone said: "Mr. Wen, you are welcome, of course it is to practice your housekeeping skills." Wen Yifan said with a smile: "My housekeeping skills? Let me think about it, I What kind of housekeeping skills do you have? I have only studied in private schools for a few days, and I can’t write articles with less than 300 words. Well, yes, yes, today is Liu Zhuangzhu’s 60th birthday. Happy birthday, birthday man." When the guests from the North District pushed him out, he had already said that he could only write couplets, and everyone thought he was joking, but now he really wants to write couplets. Liu Yuanjia said: "Old and humble, if you get a couplet from Mr. Wen, it will be even more honorable, so please ask Mr. Wen to wave your pen." Wen Yifan said: "I don't carry a pen and paper with me. Lend me a tube of wolf hair." Liu Yuanjia was a little skeptical, and asked, "Mr. Wen, what kind of pen do you want?" Wen Yifan said, "Of course it is a brush for writing! I can only write, but I don't know how to engrave. Do you still use stylus brushes?" At first, everyone was thinking like Liu Yuanjia, thinking that he was called "scholar with stylus pen" and he must be using a judge's pen to show off his housekeeping skills, but he asked for the brush in a serious manner. I really want to write couplets. Liu Yuanjia ordered his family to bring a lot of brushes. Wen Yifan chose a large wolf brush, and said: "Couple should be written in big characters, and it is easy to be awkward when writing big characters. I will use this extra-large wolf brush." Hesitantly said: "Mr. Wen, go to the stage and write. There is a table over there. I will spread paper and grind ink for you." Wen Yifan said: "No need. I need to write big characters when I write. Your piece of paper is not long enough. I don't need to use ink either." Everyone was a little surprised, they had never seen writing without paper or ink. Liu Yuanjia said: "Guifu, if you don't understand, don't bother Mr. Wen. Mr. Wen can write wherever he likes." Ding said with his hands down, "Yes, please Mr. Wen." Wen Yifan mentioned Langhao, and said: "I wrote this pair of associations on the rock wall of the rockery, Master Liu, do you hate me for ruining your famous garden?" Liu Yuanjia said: "Mr. Dewen's calligraphy preservation is enough to add color to this garden. That is a wishful thing!" Wen Yifan said to himself: "Let me find a flat rock wall." He walked out of the training ground, swayed, looked around, and finally walked straight to the rockery where the Penglai Witch was hiding.The Penglai Witch was taken aback, and said to herself: "Yes, he has discovered me just now, but he didn't say anything. It turned out that he came to show off in public and seek my bad luck when everyone asked him to perform martial arts. .Okay, you came with bad intentions, and I'm not a delicious fruit, let's see what you do to me?" Holding the whisk tightly in her hands, she would preemptively strike Wen Yifan whenever he made any malicious moves. Wen Yifan stopped in front of the rockery, raised his head with his hands behind his back, with a relaxed attitude, and someone said: "Mr. Wen, haven't you seen this stele for a long time, and haven't seen enough?" The person on the ancient stele said: "This is the original work of Yan Lugong. Mr. Wen, you intend to compare calligraphy with Yan Lugong, right? It's a pity that there is not much space on the stone wall. I'm afraid there is not enough space for you to write a couplet." It turned out that Qianliu Liu Yuanjia, the owner of the villa, likes to be arty. He built this garden and collected many stone tablets to decorate the garden. Yan Zhenqing (Lu Gong) was a great calligrapher in the Tang Dynasty. Embedded in the stone wall of this rockery. Wen Yifan said with a smile: "I still have self-knowledge, how dare I overestimate my abilities? Competing calligraphy with Yan Lugong is equivalent to comparing martial arts with Liu Zhuangzhu. Who can be so arrogant? I am trying to figure out Yan Lugong's hook I just want to imitate his calligraphy. If you don’t hear about it, the method is based on the top, only the middle, and the method is in the middle, only the bottom. My handwriting is not good, and I have to follow the method.” He said something sour, it sounded like he was admiring Liu Yuanjia (comparing his martial arts to Yan Lugong's calligraphy), but it also seemed to contain a hint of sarcasm, Liu Yuanjia secretly murmured and forced a laugh Said: "Mr. Wen, stop mocking me. Everyone is waiting to see your calligraphy, can you start writing?" Wen Yifan said: "Look at it for a while, come, come!" At this moment, the Penglai Witch suddenly heard a voice in her ear saying: "Listen, girl behind the mountain rock, I admire your boldness, But I'm afraid that you have lost your life in vain, and Liu Yuanjia will appear on the stage later. If he finds you, you will be unable to escape. Later, when they are all paying attention to me, you sneak away Let's go!" Wen Yifan used the internal strength of "transmitting sound into secrets", and no one heard it except the Penglai Witch.Only then did Penglai Witch know that Wen Yifan had good intentions for her.She said in her heart, "Looks like this, I can lose one more rival tonight." She was secretly grateful for Wen Yifan's kindness, but she was determined to see the end. Wen Yifan turned around and said: "I'm thirsty and it's too late to dig a well. Well, my ugly daughter-in-law has to see Weng Gu. The stone wall opposite is still flat, so I'll write the couplet on it, Bo Liu The owner and everyone laughed." Although the rockery on the opposite side was not high, it was seven or eight feet high, and everyone said: "Let's see how he inscribed on the stone wall? Could it be possible to carry a long ladder?" Discussion In the middle, Wen Yifan jumped onto a willow tree, which happened to be facing the stone wall. Wen Yifan landed lightly and skillfully on a willow branch protruding horizontally. This willow branch was no more than the thickness of a finger. Wen Yifan actually sat down cross-legged. The willow branch just shook slightly, and then stopped. It seems that what is attached to the willow branch is not a person but a dragonfly!Although Wen Yifan was not a big man, his entire body weighed eighty to ninety catties, if not a hundred catties.If he was standing on one foot, it would not be surprising, but now he is sitting on a branch, and the weight of his whole body is borne by a soft branch. The willow branch still maintains a straight and horizontal posture without bending at all, which is amazing Everyone has seen his lightness kung fu several times before, so they applauded first. Wen Yifan sucked his wolf hair and said with a smile: "I have only studied in a private school for a few days, and I really don't have a few drops of ink in my belly. At first I thought it would not be too difficult to make up a couplet, but after searching all my brains, it is actually difficult It is very difficult to write a couplet that matches the scene, but this couplet should not only contain the meaning of birthday celebration, but also fit today's event. There is no way, I can't think of it myself, so I have to use the sentences of the predecessors indiscriminately, and make do with it. Vice, if you don’t match the scene, or even kill the scene, please forgive me, everyone, don’t laugh at me.” Everyone was eager to see his iron pen skills, and said: “Mr. Wen, don’t be polite, write quickly.” Wen Yifan straightened his body and made a posture ready to swing a brush. The willow branch sank and then bounced up. Wen Yifan picked up the pen and quickly dragged it across the stone wall. There was a stroke on the top, and then another stroke, one stroke and one stroke, and it was written as a "heaven". In the three performances just now, Zen Master Longyin's "No-Phase Palm Strength", Nanshan Tiger's "Divine Fist Injures Trees", and Wang Yuting's "Flying Needle Picking Flowers" are all rare skills, but in the eyes of the Penglai Witch, they are still considered. It couldn't be more remarkable, now that I saw Wen Yifan's skill, I couldn't help being secretly surprised.One must know that what Wen Yifan used was not an "iron pen", but an ordinary brush used for writing, but once in his hands, the "writing brush" was actually better than the "iron pen", three points into a stone, what a skill!这手功夫和蓬莱魔女的天罡拂尘功夫有相似之处，蓬莱魔女也能以尘尾当作暗器伤人，同样是以“至柔化至刚”的上乘内功，但狼毫比拂尘更小更难运用，蓬莱魔女心里想道：“若要我用拂尘在这石壁涂抹，或者勉强可以写成字体，但要像他这般笔笔均匀，入石三分，那却未必办得到了。”心中暗暗自愧不如。 柳枝上下起伏，转瞬间文逸凡已把上联写好，众人一看，只见“天增岁月人增寿”七个大字，这是普通人家最常用的春联，众人都以为下联必然是“春满乾坤福满门”，心里均是想道：“这文逸凡随便挪用一副春联，确也是偷懒取巧了。但联中有个寿字，也还算得是含有祝寿之意。”众人主要是看他的武功，不是看他的文才，文逸凡这手功夫，连蓬莱魔女都暗暗佩服，这些人更是不用说了。因此不待他写出下联，全场已是彩声雷动！ 文逸凡搔了搔头，自言自语道：“下联可没有现成的句子，说不得只好胡诌一句了。”也不见他起立纵跃，身形不变，陡然间就移到了第二枝柳枝，仍然是盘膝而坐，提起狼毫，就在另一面石壁上振笔直书，嗖、嗖、嗖石屑纷飞，片刻间已把下联写出，众人一看，只见是七个大字，“你有藤牌我有枪”。 众人初时都以为下联应是“春满乾坤福满门”，岂知一变变成了“你有藤牌我有枪”，有识之士不由得面面相觑，不知是喝彩好还是不喝彩好。蓬莱魔女几乎要笑出声来，心道：“妙呀，好一个你有藤牌我有枪！且看柳元甲的老面皮怎挂得住？”文逸凡拍一拍手，跳下树来，掷笔笑道：“天增岁月人增寿，你有藤牌我有枪。对是对得不很工整，却大约还算得是应景吧，诸位看看如何？” 柳元甲怒气暗生，心道：“岂有此理，我待你如贵宾，你却来与我开了这个玩笑。什么'你有藤牌我有枪'，这不分明是说不管我做什么，你都要与我作对了？”但他是江南的武林领袖，又是主人身份，心中虽然蕴怒，却是不好发作。 场中这班三山五岳人马，识得文墨的人，毕竟不是很多，有几个满肚草包的冒失鬼，充作解人，还在指手划脚地嚷道：“好，这副对联写得真好！上联'天增岁月人增寿'，这是给主人祝寿。下联更妙，'你有藤牌我有枪'，连咱们这些宾客都说在里面了，咱们今日来此，一来是为柳翁贺寿，二来也是以武会友，各有各的功夫，这可不是'你有藤牌我有枪'么？哈？哈，真是切题得很，应景非常！”这些冒失鬼也不去留心察看柳元甲的面色，就噼噼啪啪地鼓掌叫好，还有一些懂得联语含义的，只因对柳元甲心怀不满，也藉此机会，故意装作不懂，也跟着喝彩叫好。不过，彩声疏疏落落，比起文逸凡刚写好上联之时所得到的彩声，那是差得多了。 金超岳冷冷说道：“文先生，你写这副对联，是什么意思，我倒要请教请教。” 文逸凡道：“我只求对得起，可不管什么意思不意思！你以为是什么意思？”金超岳问道：“那么你对得起柳庄主么？”文逸凡道：“我已是用尽心思给他写寿联了，别人是否认为对得起我不知道，我只求对得起自己。”金超岳忽地“哼”了一声，说道：“你有藤牌没有？”文逸凡双眼一翻，道：“金先生，你的枪法似乎还得练练。” 金超岳少时曾给岳飞手下的大将杨再兴一枪挑破他的肚皮，文逸凡这话无异揭了他的疮疤，金超岳闻言大怒，正要向文逸凡挑战，忽听得柳元甲哈哈大笑，已是走出场来。 金超岳心想：“柳元甲亲自出场，定是要这厮好看（即当场出丑之意），我乐得在旁边拍手称快。”要知金超岳奉了金主元颜亮之命，到江南图谋大事，若非迫不得已，他也不愿暴露身份。刚才文逸凡那几句话语带双关，似乎已知道了金超岳的来历底细，金超岳也实是有几分顾忌。 文逸凡也在想道：“难道柳元甲就要当众与我翻脸？”心念未已，只听得柳元甲笑道：“文先生的书法一定是精彩绝伦的，可惜我老眼昏花，看不清楚，且待我走近去仔细瞧瞧。拜读，拜读。”这副对联，宾客们都在议论纷纷，柳元甲却佯作视而不见，听而不闻，要走近去仔细瞧瞧，他这举动，出人意料之外，文逸凡也不觉怔了一怔，不知他打的什么主意。 柳元甲并不奔跑，但脚步一迈，就是七八尺远，从从容容，一步一个足印，笔直地向着那座假山走去。文逸凡蓦地一惊，想道：“藏在假山背后的那个女子不知走了没有？” 柳元甲走到蓬莱魔女藏身的那座假山前面，抬头看了看颜鲁公的碑刻，随即转过身来，指着对面的石壁道：“文先生的大作是在这壁上吗？”文逸凡写的擘窠大字，每个字都有尺许粗细，决没有看不见之理，众人都觉奇怪，说道：“不错，就是在这石壁上面。” 柳元甲叹了口气，说道：“我真是老了，不中用了，站在这下面，还是一点也看不见，嗯，只好爬上去看了。”他说“爬”，其实却是一跃而起。喝彩声中，只见他身形拔起，飞上柳梢。文逸凡刚才是在半空中一个回旋，才落在柳条之上的，而柳元甲却像抛起了一根棍子似的，直上直落，也是学着文逸凡的模样，盘膝坐在一技柳枝之上，柳枝摇也不摇。看来他的姿势不及文逸凡美妙，但场中的武学名家心里却都明白，这样的直起直落，柳枝上所受的压力要大得多。即使不能据此便说他的轻功强过文逸凡，但至少他这个动作却是要比文逸凡刚才的难度更大。 柳元甲挥袖向石壁一拂，凑近去仔细瞧瞧，诧道：“文先生，你到底有没有在这石壁上写字，我怎的还是瞧不见呀？”说了这一句话，便放开柳枝，跳下树来。 这一刹那，满园宾客都是瞠目矫舌，呆若木鸡，就似变戏法似的，转眼之间，石壁上的那副对联，十四个擘窠大字，消失得无影无踪。在柳元甲面前的，不过是一块光滑的石壁！ 众人呆了一呆，随即也就明白，这是柳元甲大显神通，施展绝世神功，用衣袖将文逸凡这十四个擘窠大字“抹”去了！exactly: How about knowing the future?Please listen to the breakdown next time.