When I was woken up by Malatang's phone call, I was having a dream. In my dream, I was twenty-eight years old, and I was still a flower on the branch of cardamom. The water was so strong that it was so tender that it could drip water when twisted. I stood by the playground and watched him play basketball. The basketball missed and flew to my feet.He came running towards me with big strides. White jersey, bronze complexion. The beads of sweat on the tip of my hair flew into the air drop by drop as I ran. Under the golden sunlight, each drop turned into colorful gemstones. I was so dazzled by the light that I couldn't breathe.He stretched out his hands to me, instead of picking up the basketball, he hugged me.His head slowly bent down, such a handsome face slowly enlarged in front of my eyes, my blood surged, my heart speeded up, I was about to faint from suffocation, my body was trembling with happiness...

"I love you, I love you, like a mouse loves rice..." I don't hear, I don't hear, it's like the deaf can't hear!I tried my best to hypnotize him mentally, but he obviously didn't cooperate and his figure disappeared. Just 0.1cm, 0.1cm! I closed my eyes and exhausted my anger for a long time before I took out my phone angrily. Before I could say "Hello", Malatang had already preemptively said, "What are you doing? You haven't answered the phone for so long? I thought you fell into the toilet! Come out quickly and go shopping with me."

Apart from my parents in this world, she is the only person who dares to yell at me like this without worrying about her life. "I just woke up, wait for me to take a shower, see you at the old place in forty-five minutes." He hung up the phone, staggered into the bathroom, and flushed under the shower head for a few minutes before he was fully awake.Thinking about the scene in the dream, he couldn't help but raised his neck and let out a long wail. "what!" For so many years, I have often had spring dreams, but my wolfish desire has never succeeded, it is always either this accident or that accident.At the beginning, I fainted every time when he just hugged me, and then I woke up from the dream. Later, I stopped fainting. When he was about to kiss me, I subconsciously closed my eyes, but the eyes just Close it, and the dream will wake up.

Next time, I must take the initiative to "offer my lips" when he just hugged me.I can't dominate real life, can't I even dominate my own dreams?I still don't believe in this evil! While wiping the shower gel, he shook his head and sang to the shower head. "every time They are all wandering and being strong in loneliness every time even hurt nor tears I know I have always had a pair of invisible wings fly me fly over despair ..." Singing in the bathroom, it is easy to highlight the singing voice, and it will always make people's self-confidence extremely inflated.

I often think about how a talent like mine hasn't been discovered yet?If I had accidentally joined Supergirl, the names of corn and jelly would have to be changed to steamed buns.My name is Su Man. If I have a fan, it would be appropriate to call me Mantou. I just finished wiping the shower gel on my body, "I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice" rang again. Malatang!You are so inhuman!I ignored it and continued to take a shower, the bell stopped for a while, then rang again, and when the bell rang for the fifth time, in my head, there was already a symphony orchestra playing, "I hate you, I hate you, just like mice hate big cat".After taking a quick shower, I wrapped my hands in a towel and ran outside.On the tiled floor, the slipper slipped, and I almost fell. If I really fell, I was afraid that I would have to go to the hospital to report it. I couldn’t wait to answer the phone, and the first sentence was "You are in a hurry to reincarnate! Take a shower You can't live in peace, go to your mother."

Malatang has a strong temper, loves to swear, and opens and closes his mouth, "Damn it!" At first, I was not used to it, so I suggested to her tactfully that you are also considered a literary youth, and your speech should be elegant and written.Malatang blinked his eyes and said cheerfully, "Okay!" I was just moved by the fact that I was able to turn the prodigal son back, when she dumped me again, "Your mother is so hypocritical!" After a while of reaction, I could only imitate Master Xing's tone and say "Sure enough!" Since then, I have completely surrendered to Malatang.Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black. After a long time, in line with the principle of reciprocity, I will swear at her, even if it is a special way of emotional communication between me and Malatang!

"What did you say? What did you say? Say it again, come back and say it in front of me and your dad..." A rich mezzo-soprano completely frightened me into a stupor for three seconds, and I didn't react until three seconds later. I quickly moved the phone far away, but my ears were already numb.After the lion roared on the phone for a full three minutes, I rubbed my numb ears and carefully said good things, but my mother didn't eat my sugar-coated cannonballs at all, so I could only continue to listen to the teachings. The scolding must be until the phone is out of power, gently put the phone on the table, just sneaking to get dressed, I don’t want my mother to stop suddenly, I’m surprised, can’t it be so fairy?

"I was so busy scolding you that I forgot the business." I felt a chill all of a sudden, mom's business? "Manman! Your Aunt Chen has a nephew who just came back from abroad. He is handsome, talented, and has a successful career..." I muttered in a low voice, "Does such an awesome person still need a blind date?" Mom asked loudly, "What did you say?" I immediately said: "Nothing, you continue." "I heard from your Aunt Chen that because he has been concentrating on his career, he has never had a girlfriend. He is not too young now. The other party's parents are very worried. After finally waiting for him to return to China, he immediately asked someone to introduce his son to someone. You Chen Auntie made an appointment for you to meet at a cafe near the South Gate of Tsinghua University."

My mother's tone became more and more humble and gentle, but I felt her voice was like silk from the sky, wrapping me in a chill. "Mom, there are not one hundred blind dates, but ninety-nine! Last time, didn't I meet a rascal who called home every night..." "Where have you been reading for so many years? You are young, and you can't bear a little setback. When you encounter failure, you don't want to escape, but to climb over it! Wherever you fell, you will get up from there! " Well!My mother has put all her energy into doing publicity work in state-owned enterprises.

Soft, hard, neither soft nor hard, carrots and sticks are used alternately. In the end, my mother expressed in a trembling voice that if I don’t go on a blind date today, I will be the most unfilial daughter in all ages. It was me who was angry. My little shoulders should be able to bear the infamy of being an unfilial daughter, but thinking of the delicious dishes cooked by my mother, I had to surrender. My mother sent me Aunt Chen's mobile phone number by text message, and I hung up the phone. But he called again and told me to dress up properly. With a gentle voice and a ferocious expression on my face, I said: "Mom, don't worry, I will definitely 'dress up' myself."

Thirty minutes later, I took a taxi and headed for the south gate of Tsinghua University.When the driver saw me for the first time, his face turned pale. I am very satisfied with my appearance. Just humming a little tune and getting into the taxi, Mala Tang's call immediately came after me, and I moved the phone away a certain distance with the foresight.The string of loud curses made the hand of the driver next to him tremble a few times.Originally, I planned to wait until she got tired of scolding before explaining, but in order to save my own life, I cut off Malatang's scolding, "My mother forced me to go on a blind date. If I don't go, she will cut off my mother and daughter from me." relation." Malatang fell silent. As an older leftover woman, she was persecuted by her mother no less than me more times than me. However, she has a more intense personality and rarely surrenders, so the mother and daughter have a lot of trouble , only 0.1cm away from turning against each other. After a while, she said lazily, "Then you go! I'll go shopping by myself." "No! I'll just sit down for a while, um..." I glanced at the watch on the car, "Go wash your hair, or make a mask, and we'll see you in fifty minutes." Malatang laughed knowingly, "You are very different today, aren't you?" "Very gothic, very fantasy, very Hitchcock." "Okay, I'll do my nails first, see you at the beauty salon. If you want to let me go, I'll take your head off!" "Yes Yes Yes!" My blind date touched Malatang's resentment towards her miserable world. After finishing the business, she still refused to hang up the phone, "You said my mother, from middle school to university, to my work, has always taught me to put my studies first. Heavy, don't think about it, study hard, and make progress every day! Talk to the little boy more, she can interrogate for an hour, the skirt should not be too short, the clothes should not be too see-through, no small suspenders are allowed, no navel-baring clothes are allowed, I wish I could "Men don't get close" engraved on my face, why did she suddenly change her style once I turned twenty-five years old, instead of asking me how my work was, she just asked me if I knew any boys who had opportunities for development. People pursued me, and I answered no too much, and she said that I was too hippie in clothes, and I was not girly. Fuck! She thought it was so easy to attract bees and butterflies? She didn't teach me or allow me in the first 25 years Learn, how could I? In ancient times, a prostitute had to be trained by a bustard for a few years before taking up a job..." The driver's hand started to jump again. For my safety, I could only whine and hang up the phone. Fifteen minutes later, Aunt Chen and I met in the cafe. Aunt Chen saw me, her complexion changed very much like Monet's oil painting, the colors were colorful and blurred.I sat down very calmly. Before I ordered coffee, I put the ashtray on my right hand side. The cigarettes and lighter in my handbag were all ready. As soon as that seaweed classmate came out, my performance began. Five minutes later, thirty seconds before the appointed time, Haicao still hadn't arrived. I looked at my watch and thought, he doesn't seem to be active either!If he is late, I can leave with confidence.Just thinking about it, Aunt Chen said excitedly: "It's here, it's here!" I reached into my bag to feel for a cigarette, and at the same time followed Aunt Chen's eyes and looked out of the glass window.For an instant, as if being hit by a witch's magic wand, all my movements stopped.The world inside the window has become a black and white stop-motion silent film, but outside the glass window, the sun is shining brightly and cherry blossoms are flying. His figure is still slender and tall, and his eyebrows are as handsome as in my dream. He is slowly walking through the sunshine and seven years of time, walking towards me, the cherry blossoms are flying behind him, and my heart is falling.