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Chapter 269 Chapter 239: Do not eat a toast and eat fine wine!

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The atmosphere in the hall suddenly turned cold. Du Wei was standing in front of the general with a wine glass in his hand.It's just that Du Wei didn't look annoyed at all, and took a leisurely look at Lu Gao who was sitting on it. Sure enough, Lu Gao immediately pretended to be sensual and said: "Shrek, Mr. Duke toasts you, why don't you drink?" Shrek? Good name, good name!Du Wei sighed in his heart, looking at this bearded guy, he couldn't help but sigh secretly: Why isn't he green-skinned?It would be even better if the skin is green. This Shrek snorted, raised his head and looked at Lu Gao, and said confidently: "My lord, don't be busy drinking, I have heard the name of Duke Tulip for a long time, and I have always had a few thoughts in my mind... If you can't let me get rid of this knot in my heart... , this wine is tasteless!"

After finishing speaking, the bearded Shrek stared at Du Wei, and said in a low voice, "Duke Tulip, I heard from Guhuaduoluo that when you shot an arrow over Loulan City, it could shoot ten miles? I have been playing with bows and arrows all my life. But I have never heard of any arrows that can shoot ten miles! Hmph, I'm afraid some people use some shady magic to fool people!" coming!Du Wei secretly smiled in his heart and didn't speak. He just looked at the bearded man with a smile on his face, and then peeked at the generals in the field. , There is also a trace of weirdness between the brows.

Alas... I want to show off.It's just...does it have to be such an old-fashioned scene? Du Wei sighed: "General Shrek, what do you mean?" "I don't believe that an arrow can shoot ten miles!" Shrek said loudly, "I'm afraid someone is cheating. Duke Tulip, you made our Northwest Army retreat ten miles with one arrow that day. If such a practice is spread, I'm afraid People who don’t know really think that you, Duke Tulip’s magical arrows, have shot back tens of thousands of Northwest troops! I’m not convinced, so I just want to ask Duke Tulip about your archery skills!”

Du Wei smiled, and he simply put down the wine glass: "Oh? How do you want to ask for advice?" This Shrek laughed, and then roared loudly: "Bring me up with my bow and arrow!" With a shout, the side door of the hall was pushed open, and then two majestic soldiers strode in with their heads held high. One of them held a longbow in both hands.The whole body of the bow was pitch black, and it looked like it was made of a high-quality iron tire bow, but there was a faint red light on the bowstring, and it was unknown what material it was made of. This majestic soldier dragged such a bow, but he seemed to be struggling, obviously this thing is not light!

The soldier at the back was holding a leather quiver with both hands, and there were only ten arrows in the quiver.It's just that this arrow is completely different from ordinary goods. Ordinary arrows are mostly made of wood, the arrowheads are made of metal, and the tails of the arrows are made of feathers.But each of these ten arrows seems to be made of metal, with a metallic luster on the black lacquered body. The body of the arrow is about twice as thick as an ordinary arrow, and the arrow is actually Golden. Such an arrow is probably more than twice as heavy as an ordinary arrow.

At this time, Lu Gao picked up his wine glass and stood up, and said with a fake smile: "Du Wei... this Shrek general is the first sharpshooter in our Northwest Army. The Northwest is also well-known! Among the foreign troops, two pieces of the Chinese army's flagpole were shot off! If you only talk about archery, you can be regarded as the first person in our Northwest Army." Then, he said to this Shrek said: "General Shrek, what is the status of Duke Tulip, how can he compete with you? Sit down quickly, this is a banquet, only talk about love and moon, nothing else."

Du Wei smiled in his heart, this scene may have been overdone.As soon as this Shrek yelled, soldiers sent up bows and arrows, which were obviously prepared in advance. He immediately smiled and said: "General Lu Gao, I'd like to see General Shrek's archery skills. It can be regarded as a fun show on top of the banquet." As he spoke, he looked at the bearded man: "General Shrek, how do you want to compare?" With one hand, Shrek grabbed the black gold iron tire bow in his hand, and said proudly: "My bow can be regarded as the strongest bow in the army, and the farthest it can shoot is only a thousand meters. But any bow and arrow, The stronger the bowstring, the farther you can shoot. Although my bow is not a magical weapon, in terms of strength, it is rare even if you travel all over the mainland! Among the entire Northwest Army, the most people who can draw my bow No more than five people. I, Shrek, just don't believe that there is any bow that can shoot ten miles away! If there is such a strong bow, I really want to see it!"

It turned out that before Du Wei's arrival, when Gu Huaduoluo led troops to surround Loulan City, he was overwhelmed by Du Wei with an arrow and had to retreat ten miles. This incident was regarded as a great shame by Gu Huaduoluo.Especially after returning to the Northwest Army, after reporting this matter, no matter whether it is Lu Gao or others, they don't believe it! It can shoot ten miles... how strong is the bow?How strong is the arm strength?There is no such thing in this world! !It is General Shrek, the number one sharpshooter in the army, who once shot through the flagpole of the opposing army with two arrows in the two armies, what a strong bow it is?You know how thick the flagpole is!Even Shrek's black gold iron tire bow can only shoot at a range of a thousand meters at most!

Everyone immediately concluded that, thinking about it, Du Wei, who is a magician, must have secretly manipulated and used magic to achieve this! Now that this was confirmed, everyone wanted to give the Tulip Duke a blow when shooting the bow and arrow. At this moment Shrek picked up the bow and arrow, let someone push open the door of the hall, walked out the door first, looked into the distance, and said loudly: "Duke Tulip, you and I will compete in archery!" Du Wei smiled and said, "How do you compare?" Shrek pointed to the door, and asked Lu Gao for instructions: "Commander, why don't you move the banquet to the school grounds, so that I can have fun with Duke Tulip!"

Lu Gao seemed to take a look at Du Wei, and then laughed loudly: "Okay! We are soldiers and fighters, and we don't care about this bit of etiquette. Everyone, let's move the banquet to the school grounds. While watching the competition, we just have a drink !" All the generals under his command had planned it a long time ago, so of course they applauded loudly at this moment, Du Wei didn't expose it, just smiled and nodded. ... Afterwards, some soldiers came up and moved out all the tables, wine and food in the hall, and everyone moved to the school grounds of the Marshal's Mansion.

As Lu Gao is the commander of the Northwest Army, there is naturally a large-scale school field in the commander's mansion, which is a full 100 meters wide, which is a bit larger than the stadium Du Wei saw in his previous life.After everyone moved to the school grounds, they set up the banquet on the handsome stage. Then this Shrek gave an order, and many soldiers immediately moved out a row of archery targets.These archery targets are placed in the distance, some are near and some are far, the farthest is a full two hundred meters, the nearest is also fifty meters, and some are staggered. Then Shrek let out a long laugh, and under the eyes of everyone, he suddenly grabbed his black gold iron tire bow, turned over and jumped off the platform, but just landed on a war horse that had been brought to stop below. .This bearded general was really capable, he landed on the horse, the horse immediately neighed, he stood up, and then spread his hooves and galloped around the school field.This Shrek man was on the horse, with a strong figure, suddenly drew his bow and set an arrow, and saw that he was extremely agile, sitting on the saddle, his fingers were flying, and there was a non-stop whirring sound, and streaks of black light shot from under his bow Going out, I heard the sound of waves on the archery target in the distance, and the arrows hit the bull's-eye without missing a single shot. He shot nine arrows in one breath, but at the last arrow, he suddenly bent down and put the bow behind his back, just like this posture of pulling the bow with his back... With a whooping sound, the last arrow flew out, but pierced through the two archery targets in one breath, like gourds on a string, and shot both archery targets into the air, and finally landed on the ground! Everyone on the handsome stage applauded and cheered, even Du Wei sincerely applauded.This Shrek bearded man really has the ability, his archery skills are indeed formidable! At this moment, above the sky, an eagle was circling in the north. The bearded man grunted and rushed to an archery target. arrow!He pulled the black-gold and iron-shaped bow like a full moon... and then heard the vibration and humming of the bowstring... the eagle hovering in the sky just shot... With a bang, the arrow pierced through the air, and a wailing sound was heard in the sky. The eagle was hit by the arrow and fell straight down. This one-handed shooting of the eagle with a bent bow aroused applause from the crowd! This Shrek hit eleven targets with ten arrows, and finally shot down the eagle in the sky, which is even more amazing. Hussein, who was behind Du Wei, couldn't help being moved when he saw it. When it comes to martial arts, the ten Shreks may not be Hussein's opponents. Rodriguez is probably the only person on the mainland who can compare with Hussein.But this archery is not something that can be practiced with a strong fighting spirit! Amidst the cheers, Shrek got off his horse, jumped onto the platform, and looked proudly at Du Wei: "Duke Tulip, it's your turn." Du Wei felt that all the generals of the Northwest Army looked at him with half-smiles.He sighed, and then said: "General Shrek's shooting skills are really good, he is worthy of being the number one in the Northwest Army! I'm afraid that even among the prairie people who are the best at riding and shooting, you can't find such a sharpshooter." After a pause, Du Wei looked at the crowd and thought to himself: If you don't show some seriousness, these people will really look down upon them. Anyway, Du Wei had made up his mind that the other party wanted to save his own face at most, but he never dared to really do anything to him.The Northwest Army does not dare to rebel now, so there is absolutely no problem with its own safety. Thinking of this, Du Wei smiled and said, "General Shrek, can I see your bow?" Shrek smiled proudly, handed over the bow generously, and said with a smile: "Duke Tulip also wants to try my bow? Hehe!" Guhuaduoluo next to him already laughed and said: "Duke Tulip, this black gold iron tire bow of General Shrek is a famous treasure in our Northwest Army! Except for him, General Lu Gao, and our major general, don't let anyone else Even if it is used for shooting, even if it can be pulled away, it is already very remarkable!" Du Wei smiled slightly, and took the black gold and iron tire bow in his hand. Sure enough, he felt that his hand sank, and the weight was really heavy. After Luo's words, he smiled and said, "Oh? General Guhuaduoluo, can't you pull this bow?" Guhuaduoluo's face turned red. He was originally known for his prudence and calmness in the Northwest Army. When it comes to martial arts, he really can't be ranked among the top.At this moment, he also said generously: "This bow, I can barely pull it away, but if you want to shoot, you will definitely not be able to shoot accurately. Lord Tulip, to tell you the truth, this black gold iron bow is a A first-class good thing! For an ordinary warrior, if you don’t have a third or fifth level in martial arts, don’t think you can pull it away! If you can draw the bow ten times in a row without exhaustion, you are considered a rare warrior!” After hearing this, Du Wei caressed the bow tire lightly, while absent-mindedly said: "Oh, pull it ten times in a row..." As he spoke, he lightly hooked the bowstring with one hand, and then tried it secretly, and it was indeed extremely hard, not to mention fully drawn, with his own arm strength, he could barely draw the bowstring by a third, which is considered quite remarkable. Seeing that Du Wei tried to draw the bow beyond his control, everyone else laughed. This Tulip Duke is so young and doesn't look very strong, how much strength can he have?Everyone believed that his previous arrow in Loulan City was tricked by magic, but if he really pulled a strong bow like this, how could he move it so hotly?Besides, Shrek's black gold iron tire bow, many generals present have tried it with their own hands, it is so tough, many people can't pull it off by themselves, this Shrek is very talented, it is very difficult for others to use this kind of bow Use it!At this time, pure arm strength, using magic is not a coincidence! Seeing that Du Wei didn't pull it up, there was a schadenfreude smile on the corners of everyone's mouths, waiting for Du Wei to make a fool of himself. "It really is a good bow." Du Wei looked at the people around with a smile, but suddenly a strange look flashed in his eyes: "General Shrek, although your bow is not bad...but in my opinion, it is still average. His bow is also worthy of being called a strong bow... Ridiculous, ridiculous!" Shrek was furious when he heard this, and shouted: "What are you talking about! Duke Tulip, if you can draw my bow ten times, you will be considered a winner!" Du Wei smiled, as if about to agree, but deliberately shook his head and sighed: "Let's forget it...I'm a guest from afar, how dare I win against General Shrek." Shrek blushed with anger: "Don't talk big! Tulip, if you can win, I... I..." He is a reckless person, he was about to say what he would bet on, when he heard Lu Gao cough and speak quickly.Lu Gao is so scheming, although he also thinks that the Tulip Duke is unlikely to win, after all, this is not something that can be done with magic.Just in case... Tulip really won, and Shrek said in a fit of anger that the bet was really too much... Just be careful! At this moment, he hurriedly said: "Shrek! If Duke Tulip wins, you will be fined! Hahahaha..." fine wine? Du Wei sneered, pointing to a huge wine urn placed in the middle.The wine urn that holds the wine in the northwest is more than one meter high, and it can hold at least a hundred catties of wine in it.At the moment, there is still half of it inside, and it must look like thirty or fifty catties. "If I win, please drink this urn to the full!" After finishing speaking, seeing Shrek nodding, Du Wei sneered, and drew the bow with both hands, and saw him lightly exert force with both arms... Click! ! Just like that, the famous baby strong bow in the Northwest Army in his hand, the black gold and iron tire bow that even many generals in the army couldn't pull open, was like rotten wood in Du Wei's hand. With a light pull, the bowstring breaks, and the bow tire is easily broken! ! ! This sound shocked everyone! Du Wei casually threw the broken bow on the ground, turned around and smiled at General Lu Gao, "I'm sorry... I used too much strength, but this bow is too careless... I If you destroy this General Shrek's precious bow, you will definitely pay him a good one in the future." Shrek stared at the ruined bow on the ground, unable to say a word in a daze! Black gold iron tire bow ah!This is his own black gold iron tire bow! !Up and down the Northwest Army, those who can pull away are already considered heroes!The fierce generals in the tent, who can pull ten times, are all top fierce generals! But in the hands of this little boy, it's like it's made of paper, and it will break when you pull it? ! illusion!It must be an illusion! Shrek rubbed his eyes vigorously, but still looked helplessly at the ground that had turned into a tattered treasure bow. Du Wei sneered, looked at Shrek, and said coldly: "General Shrek, do you want to renege on your debt?" Shrek's face was flushed red, and with a sudden roar, he turned around and walked to the huge wine urn, picked up the wine urn with both arms, and poured it into his mouth... "Huh! Don't eat the toast, eat the fine wine!" Du Wei snorted coldly, as if talking to himself, and as if on purpose, everyone present could hear this sentence clearly. Poor Shrek, struggling to hold such a huge wine urn, after drinking dozens of mouthfuls, he can't stand up anymore! There is still half of such a big wine urn left in it, which is a full thirty to fifty catties!And they are all spirits from the Northwest!Where can one person drink it all? Even thirty-five catties of water can make a person half-dead, let alone spirits? After this Shrek drank dozens of mouthfuls, he couldn't stand anymore, his feet tilted, and the wine jar slid to the ground with a bang. up. Some generals nearby wanted to come up to help, but looking at Lu Gao with a gloomy face and sparks in his eyes, none of them dared to come up. "Come here." Lu Gao took a deep breath, pointed at Shrek, who was already in a mess of drunkenness: "Carry him down! Splash him up with water! Your honored guest is here, don't embarrass me here!! Shrek lost his composure at the banquet, Fine him for washing my horse for a month!!" Several majestic soldiers came up, raised their heads, raised their feet, and lifted the drunken Shrek down. Du Wei himself picked up the wine glass and walked up to the second general, with a calm smile on his face: "This general, the second glass, I respect you... um... you don't want to have a fight with me too Drink only for gambling?" The second general was none other than Guhuaduoluo. When Guhuaduoluo heard Du Wei's words, his complexion changed involuntarily. After coughing, he quickly picked up the cup and slammed it with Du Wei, and drank it in one gulp. Du Wei smiled slightly and filled a glass of wine. This time, before he could reach the third general, the man had already stood up on his own initiative and raised his glass. But Du Wei didn't look at him anymore, he turned around and walked back to his desk, leaving this guy on the spot instead. The general stood there with an angry expression on his face, neither advancing nor retreating. Seeing General Lu Gao's gloomy expression, he gritted his teeth and sat back angrily. "General Lu Gao." Du Wei sat there with a glass of wine in his hand, and said with a smile, "It's really boring for these ten or so elders to sit here and just drink. Isn't there any show to add to the fun?"
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