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Chapter 2 Chapter Two

minion legend 玄雨 7932Words 2018-03-12
Lying on the bed, Tang Long didn't know what kind of dream he was having, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.At this time the automatic door was opened, and the robot instructor walked in, carrying a bucket of ice water with ice cubes floating in it, came to the bedside and poured it on Tang Long. When the water fell, the instructor roared at the same time: "Bastard Tang Long! You are ten seconds late! You will be punished for running a hundred laps!" Originally thought that Tang Long would jump up immediately, but Tang Long just scratched his ears, then smacked his lips as if nothing happened, turned around and continued to fall asleep.

At this time, the instructor's snow-white metal teeth could be heard colliding with anger. The instructor threw away the bucket, took out an object from his waist, and pressed it against Tang Long's waist. With the faint creaking sound, an electric light appeared around the object. Tang Long opened his eyes immediately, the eyeballs almost popped out, and from his fish-like mouth, let out the most miserable cry in his life: "Ah!!" At this time, his whole body was already curled up, his originally short hair stood up like a hedgehog, and a look of pain appeared on his face.

The machine instructor took back the electric shock baton and said viciously: "No vigilance! If I were an enemy, you have been killed by me a hundred times. You must know that soldiers should be vigilant at all times, no matter where they are!" Tang Long, whose electric current had disappeared, grinned and rubbed his waist that was shocked by the electric shock. Although he has already heard what the instructor said clearly, but now he has no time to answer at all, because he is crazily using all the dirty words he knows to curse the instructor's 36 generations of ancestors, regardless of whether the robot has no ancestors .

Of course, while cursing in his heart, he didn't take the instructor's words seriously, because in the war of this era, it is impossible for someone to go to the enemy's bedroom to sneak attack.I thought it was thousands of years ago. Seeing that Tang Long was still in a daze and refused to get off the bed, the instructor grabbed Tang Long's clothes without saying a word, lifted him up and put him on the floor facing the door. Then he kicked Tang Long's ass fiercely, and Tang Long flew out of the room screaming like yesterday, and of course he also lay down on the floor in the hall.

If Tang Long had left a mark on the ground yesterday, he must have known that his lying position was exactly the same as yesterday.The accuracy of the robot is not something to talk about lightly. Tang Long, who suffered a loss once, quickly stood up and stood still. Tang Long still remembered the fact that he was forced with a pistol and an electric whip. But as for how he went back to bed to sleep, he had no memory at all. It seems that when Tang Long practiced standing still yesterday, he lost consciousness for a period of time before passing out. Seeing the five skeleton instructors standing in front of him, Tang Long felt another chill in his heart. Tang Long, who had never seen anything before, always felt scared when facing human bones. Although they were robots, this would The moving skeletons are even more terrifying.

And now Tang Long only felt that he wanted to sleep very much, so he closed his eyes without thinking about it.First, you can skip seeing the chilling instructor, and second, you can take the opportunity to rest. Of course, the robot immediately discovered that Tang Long was sleeping standing up, and that standing posture was very unsatisfactory.One of the instructors immediately pulled out the electric whip, and lashed at Tang Long fiercely. "Mom!" The screams sounded immediately, and Tang Long fell to the ground without moving. The robot instructor was slightly taken aback, all looking at the robot with the whip.

The robot instructor waved his hand, only to see one of his green electronic eyes suddenly turned red, and a red light shot out from the red eye.The red light scanned Tang Long's body back and forth. The other robots did the same thing. They shot red light, and after a while they retracted the red light, and their eyes turned green again. The robot holding the electric whip put its hands behind its back and said coldly: "Since you want to sleep so much, then sleep full in the water." With his words, the white wall suddenly appeared a sky scene, and then the blue water gushed out from the ground.The speed was very fast, and it covered Tang Long's body in just a few seconds.

"Cough cough cough!" Tang Long, who pretended to be fainted, couldn't continue to pretend anymore, and hurriedly got up and coughed out the seawater he accidentally inhaled. Why is it called seawater?Because the taste is astringent, bitter and salty, what else can it be if it is not sea water? Not long after Tang Long stood up, the sea water had already flowed over his head, making him paddle in a hurry. At this time, something stabbed my buttocks, and at the same time, a voice came from the sky: "You are thirty seconds late, and you will be fined to swim 20 kilometers! Hurry up!" Following the sound, the buttocks felt another pain.

"It hurts!" Tang Long didn't feel any drowsiness now, he didn't know where those instructors went, he was the only one on this virtual vast sea, but he couldn't think too much, because his butt was stabbed again, he hurriedly paddled He moved his arms and began to swim. After swimming for ten minutes, Tang Long couldn't help cursing: "Damn! This is military training that only existed in ancient times! What era is it now?! How did the instructor get these shit for training! If I If you can't swim, isn't it dead?" Speaking of this, he suddenly remembered that those inhuman instructors were watching him, and couldn't help being startled.But when he thought he was going to be punished or reprimanded, no punishment came.

He thought the instructor wasn't there, so he breathed a sigh of relief and floated on the water, wanting to rest, but his ass was stabbed immediately, and an indifferent voice sounded: "Swim quickly! Don't be lazy!" "Oh my god! So these bullshit instructors are still there!" Tang Long swam up in a panic, but the thoughts in his subconscious blurted out, and it was too late when he realized, but this time he still didn't receive any punishment. The clever Tang Long couldn't help but start to speculate: "Could it be that those instructors don't care whether they scold or scold me as long as they obey the orders? Well...it's very possible, because they are robots and act according to the predetermined plan, as long as they don't violate it." Command, no matter how you scold them, they won’t respond. Because no recruits have ever scolded the officer in front of the officer, there must be no such setting in them. Hee hee hee, you can scold for fun.”

Although there was such a guess, Tang Long endured being stabbed in the butt just to be on the safe side, and tried a few times. Sure enough, when he didn't say anything, he was stabbed when he stopped, and he swam while cursing the instructor's ancestors, without getting stabbed in the buttocks. After confirming his conjecture, Tang Long vented his anger and cursed all the swear words he could think of, while swimming vigorously.Tang Long felt that the bird's breath he had suffered yesterday had vanished at this moment. After a while, Tang Long suddenly felt that the water became shallower and shallower until all the water disappeared without a trace. At this time, he saw that the five instructors were still standing at the same place with their hands behind their backs. If their clothes were not dripping with water, it would not have been like staying in the water for so long. "Damn it! These guys are waterproof." As soon as Tang Long frowned and said this, he was immediately shocked by the electric whip.He was so scared that he was ready to overthrow his guess just now.However, the instructor's words made him hopeful: "Don't make funny faces! Soldiers must look like soldiers! Stand up straight!" Hearing these words, Tang Long immediately conducted an experiment: "Damn! You think you are the queen? You always beat people with a whip!" These words did not match his expression at all. Tang Long said these things with a serious expression on his face. Speaking, but also standing upright with hands behind their backs. Unfortunately, Tang Long was whipped again, "Remember! When answering the officer, you must first say: Yes, officer! No, officer! When you want to ask questions, you must first say report to the officer! When you make a mistake, you must say sorry Sir! This is military etiquette!" Hearing that the instructor didn't beat him because of his words, Tang Long had the courage to continue his experiment: "Yes, sir! Your grandma beat me so badly!" When Tang Long waited for the answer in fear, the instructor didn't pull the whip, but nodded in satisfaction and said: "Very good, that's it. You have completed the 20-kilometer swimming punishment, and now you can start shooting training!" After speaking, he turned around. Stepping into the queue of the four robots. Hearing this, Tang Long couldn't help laughing until his stomach died, but he still forced to maintain an indifferent expression on his face. "Hee hee, he didn't respond to scolding like this, life will be easier in the future 1 But Tang Long didn't know that his whim would later bring him notoriety as a cold-faced hooligan, a cold-faced bum, and so on. At the same time, the formation of this habit has also given him a lot of training.He also didn't know that this transfer method had already made his fatigue and drowsiness disappear. At this time, a robot on the far side turned around and walked towards the wall and entered a door.These robots keep the pace of soldiers anytime and anywhere. Tang Long looked at it very curiously, and asked without thinking: "Report sir! What is that guy doing there? What kind of room is that?" He has quickly grasped what to say to the officer first, and then say what he wants to say in very blunt words. Of course, during this time, he has to desperately prevent any changes in his expression, and he can't control it satisfactorily. Although these instructors are intelligent robots, their information base does not explain these swear words, nor does it tell them how to punish the soldiers if they scold the commander face to face. They stay in this remote place without getting along with people, and all their knowledge is obtained online.The websites used by the training camp are of course owned by the government and the military, and those non-governmental websites cannot be accessed, so they can't absorb any market culture in this regard. So when they heard Tang Long's question, they felt that it was not impolite. Didn't they ask the officer first?They don't know that the word "that guy" is derogatory, they just know it refers to the robot that left.Because of this, they believed that they fully met the requirements of soldiers, so they quickly answered Tang Long's words: "That is the arsenal, and the V3L65B4-3C41 instructors are going to get the weapons for training." It was only now that Tang Long knew that the instructor's name was such a hard-to-remember number, and they were all the same, so if he didn't pay attention, he wouldn't know who was who. So Tang Long didn't memorize it at all, and he didn't want to know the numbers of other instructors. His interest was all attracted to that door. After a while, various weapons as high as a hill were pushed out by the robot with a trolley like going to a supermarket to shop.When he came to Tang Long, he casually pulled out the pistol and handed it over.At this time, the scene changed and became an open-air shooting range. "This is a laser pistol, a power box can fire a hundred times in a row. Here's the safety, here's the trigger, here's the sight..." The robot explained in detail how to use the pistol. "Sir, I know how to use it. I think I was a master of electric guns back then." Tang Longxi played with the pistol diligently. The computer game he plays most is three-dimensional shooting, so he is very confident in the structure and accuracy of the gun. of. "Very good, shoot a hundred flies flying there. If you don't finish it, you will have nothing to eat today." The instructor finished coldly, leaving behind a laser sight, a holographic helmet, and a A large box of energy blocks, and then stood aside and looked at Tang Long silently. "Flies?! One hundred?" Tang Long stared at a place hundreds of meters away with his mouth open and unable to close. He couldn't even see the numbers on the target there, and he still wanted to shoot the erratic and extremely small flies by himself? Things like flies, mosquitoes, cockroaches, mice, etc., as long as there are humans, there are traces of them, especially on the ape planet. The vitality and reproduction rate of these guys are so powerful that even with the current technology, they cannot be completely wiped out, so it is not surprising that these things can survive to this era. "Report sir! I don't know how to do it, please teach me." Tang Long's stomach growled immediately when he thought he had no food to eat. How about a day without food?So Tang Long also forgot to be flamboyant and added honorifics. The robot understands the meaning of honorifics, so it nodded and took a step forward to teach: "Remember, don't be proud. Pride makes people sloppy. You can't be sloppy on the battlefield. A slight mistake will immediately determine your fate. If you are the commander Officer, also determines the fate of your subordinates!" Tang Long knew that the instructor was teaching him a lesson about his pride just now, but he didn't expect a robot to do this trick.But he also knew that the instructor was right, so he humbly accepted it. "Well, put on the space fighter pilot's holographic helmet, which can pull distant things in front of you, and can also adjust the speed of the target's movement, and put laser sights on the gun, which can make the gun pointing to the function." The instructor pointed the gun while talking, and instructed Tang Long how to use the helmet and assemble the laser sight.He is a robot, and he can achieve the same function without using these auxiliary tools at all. They would be the best fighters on the battlefield if it wasn't for humans being afraid that robots would not be able to control them. Of course, war at that time will become a super game that will not shed blood and is quite expensive. While this game will make humans lose their understanding of the dangers of war, it will definitely bring greater and more dangers. For example, if the robot suddenly awakens one day, the danger is terrible enough. How will a robot that has self-awareness and finds itself being used as a slave tool by humans treat humans?However, this answer appeared thousands of years ago, and thus allowed mankind to continue the bloody war. Tang Long hurriedly put on the helmet of the pilot of the rumored space fighter. After the button was activated, with the movement and attention of the vision, the distant scene became more and more forward. Finally, Tang Long could clearly see the furry and disgusting shape of a fly. Body. He didn't know why this infantry training camp had this kind of helmet. You must know that it was a special helmet for fighter pilots!Only the fighter pilot training base has it. In fact, Tang Long's first choice was to be a space fighter pilot, but unfortunately, that is the most stringent requirement for personnel among all arms.Not only must you have a super high reaction ability, but you must also have a super strong body and will, and you must also have all kinds of space knowledge. Those recruits who have successfully applied for the exam are not guaranteed to be pilots. Even if they can graduate, but their grades are not top-notch, they can only sit on the bench as service personnel. The space fighter pilot can be said to be the highest rank among the individual soldiers. You must know that the lowest rank of any pilot is a second lieutenant. Among the arms that can be selected, apart from the infantry selected by Tang Long, the minimum requirement is the crew and maintenance personnel in the battleship.But don't underestimate the flight attendants, they are very likely to become the captain of the battleship. However, this requirement is useless to Tang Long, because the first requirement is a good memory, good grades, and a certain command and response ability.The maintenance personnel must have a certain understanding and interest in machinery. In addition to being promoted step by step, only officers sent by the staff can directly serve as captains. If you want to enter the staff, you have to choose the staff training camp. The requirements for this branch are less than that of pilots. They don't require any strong physique, and weak scholars can apply for the exam, but the requirements for intelligence, adaptability, and command ability are greatly increased. As for space fighters, there are several types, one is fighters who rely on brute force for close combat, and the other is special forces who can do anything. The former one only needs good physical fitness, while the latter one is extremely difficult.The training time is as long as five years, and their achievements will not be announced to the outside world. They belong to those who live in the dark.Therefore, recruits are generally not recruited, but are selected from among experienced veterans. At this time, the instructor’s words just came: “You must analyze what target you want to hit and the distance between the target and yourself, and then adjust the diameter of the laser appropriately. Now it should be adjusted to a diameter of one millimeter. Then use the helmet and sight Aim at the target, this helmet has an automatic tracking function that can lock on to the target." Following the instructor's words, Tang Long immediately saw the fly enlarged to the size of a fist on the screen, and its entire stomach was shot to death by a beam of laser light. Tang Long didn't wait for the instructor's order and hurriedly raised his gun and aimed at another fly to shoot.But it was not as easy as he imagined. The huge fly on the screen continued to fly, and the laser light could not be seen beside it, so it flew away. "Do you think you can shoot if you can see it? If your hands can't keep up with your eyes, it's useless! Take off your helmet and practice target shooting first! Then adjust the helmet from low to high to shoot flies at sight. "Remember, if you don't shoot a hundred flies, you don't have to eat today, and tomorrow the number will be two hundred, and you can't eat if you don't shoot them! These flies are virtual, so the computer will help you remember the number of flies you shot. In the quantity, it is useless to cheat." After the instructor finished speaking coldly, he stood aside without moving. "It's the officer! His grandma is a bear! Do you think I can't hit it? Huh! I must eat until today!" Tang Long immediately took off his helmet, raised his gun, aimed at the target that had moved forward to 50 meters, and started shooting. The first few shots failed to hit the red heart, but after getting used to it, and the laser pointing can be used to adjust the gap very effectively, coupled with the help of the sight, it didn't take long for the gun to almost hit. It appears his game was not in vain. After moving a hundred meters and still hitting the bull's-eye, Tang Long put on his helmet and made the fly as big as his thumb.Tang Long thought he would be able to hit it this time, but it still failed.Because his hands still couldn't keep up with the erratic flight of the fly. Tang Long used up a whole box of energy blocks, and half of the new ones that the instructor took out were used. Thousands of laser shots didn't hit a single fly. Now Tang Long's hands and legs are weak, his index finger is numb, and his stomach is even more hungry.Only then did I realize that although the space helmet is easy to use, my hands are not the laser cannons on the fighter plane, how can I keep up with it? "Fucking bastard! Dead fly! Fly! I don't believe I can't kill you!" Tired and hungry, Tang Long aimed angrily at a fly that he had been aiming at for a long time. As the image moved, his hand also moved naturally. Tang Long felt that he had aimed and pulled the trigger.The fly on the image was smashed to pieces, hit! Tang Long was so excited that he jumped up and cheered, but he was whipped immediately, and at the same time he said coldly: "There are still ninety-nine." "Understood, sir! Damn it, it's really perverted, whipping at every turn! I've only been here for two days, and I've been kicked twice, and I've been whipped hundreds of times. You guys will kill me sooner or later!" Although Tang Long cursed Still aiming and shooting, this time it hit again. Tang Long suddenly realized that he had to direct his hand with his heart, so that as long as he could see it, the gun in his hand would automatically follow and aim. After an unknown amount of time, Tang Long finally achieved the goal of 100 flies.After hearing the instructor say yes, I would rather sit down and get whipped a few times before standing up. "Okay, let's disband now. But you're spending too much time. Lunch and dinner time are over. It's late break time. The restaurant is out of service. It won't open until tomorrow morning, and it will close as soon as we gather in the morning , I hope you won’t be late again.” After the instructor who had been standing beside Tang Long finished speaking, he followed the other robots back to his room and disappeared. In the entire hall, only Tang Long was left in a daze, and a large pile of weapons with unknown names beside him. After a long time, a feeble cry sounded: "Dead fly! I swear to you! Huh... my breakfast, lunch and dinner..." Tang Long leaned on the pile of weapons and moaned weakly: "Do you want me to eat these iron guys..." Suddenly Tang Long looked at the weapons and his eyes lit up. With the disappearance of the robot, the hall immediately became a night scene, with stars shining on the ceiling just like the night sky on the planet. Originally in this dark environment, Tang Long should have felt scared, but unfortunately he only had one meal since yesterday, and the feeling of fear was completely replaced by the feeling of hunger.Even if he encounters the snake that Tang Long is most afraid of now, he will grab it and gnaw it raw. Tang Long found something to illuminate from the pile of weapons, and he was looking for something with the help of the weak light. "Damn, why are they all pistols and guns?" Tang Long turned all the weapons out, and suddenly he found a round weapon with a short barrel and an oversized one. "Directional individual blasting cannon?!" Tang Long saw the words painted on the weapon, and shouted happily: "Great, it's exactly it!" As soon as he mentioned it, he went to the wall and began to grope: "Well, this is my room. I remember that walking about five steps to the side is the restaurant... Well, this is here." Tang Long placed the illuminator in the corner he had identified, then ran a few steps, raised the cannon, took aim and fired.The method of use is already painted on the weapon, so of course Tang Long will use it. A red light came out, and a violent air current blew with a loud noise. Tang Long was immediately rolled several times and hit the wall. Tang Long ignored the pained face, dropped his weapon with his eyes shining, and ran towards the place where a big hole had been blasted. He bombed the right place, which is the restaurant. As the hungry tiger-like Tang Long rushed in, the restaurant's sensor lights turned on, but went off after a while. Tang Long didn't care about these things. The moment the light came on, he had already seen a set meal box on the table closest to the door. Relying on his memory and scent, Tang Long rushed over accurately in the dark. Tang Long didn't think about why the restaurant that automatically cleans up the table will still have food here after closing, and he doesn't care what he is eating, and he doesn't use spoons or other tableware, but grabs it with his hands and puts it in his mouth Then, he chewed and swallowed desperately, looking like a hungry tiger. He didn't stop until he took a few bites of the metal dinner plate and found that he couldn't bite. "Huh! It's so cool, I never thought the food was so delicious." Tang Long grabbed a bottle of water next to him, and after Gulu, Gulu drank a few mouthfuls, he hiccupped and took a breath. Now he was in the mood to think. "Strange, the instructors should have heard such a loud noise, why didn't they come to punish me?" Tang Long muttered, at this moment he found himself in a dark restaurant, and it was a restaurant where he couldn't see his fingers. "Mom!" An inexplicable sense of fear immediately occupied Tang Long's heart.This feeling made him rush towards the door in his memory like flying. After bumping into it three times in a row, he finally bumped into the right door. When he came to the hall, he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the faintly visible stars above his head. However, the stars on the ceiling suddenly disappeared, and the entire hall became dark.Tang Long looked around in horror: "I can't see anything, how could it be so dark? Could it be that I destroyed the energy facility just now?" This is a space base, and there is no sun around, so when the light source in the base disappears, it will be absolutely dark, and the eyes will not be able to adapt to it, because the eyes need to have a dim light to adapt to the darkness, so now Tang Long is like a blind man with his eyes open. . The more Tang Long thought about it, the more inappropriate it became. The more he thought about it, the more terrifying he felt. He was about to open his mouth to call for the instructor to come out, but when he thought of the appearance of those skeleton robots, his whole body shuddered and goose bumps stood on end.It's okay if he doesn't want to, but when he thinks of those skulls, his heart immediately starts to tremble. He was so scared that he hurriedly lay on the ground: "What should I do? What should I do..." This is what he thought in his heart, he didn't dare to make a sound, he was afraid that something would find him with his voice.At the same time, I felt that it was not safe to stay in this place, so I started to climb up with my hands and feet. Just when Tang Long was frightening himself and was about to drive himself crazy, he suddenly touched a metal object. He almost screamed when he touched it, but he immediately showed joy because it was a laser pistol. He hurriedly grasped it in his hands. Although he was covered in goose bumps and his heart was trembling now, he was not as scared as before: "Hahahaha!" Tang Long laughed loudly, and shot everywhere with his gun. With the light of the laser, Tang Long found that the pile of weapons was beside him. He was overjoyed and hurriedly changed into a continuous-firing laser gun, and fired a burst of fire: "It's cool! Who else dares to come over? Come? Look at me!" I won't shoot you into a hornet's nest!" Dozens of beams shot out as they spoke. After the energy was almost exhausted, Tang Long held the gun and rested on the pile of weapons: "Hehe, what is there to be afraid of? Why should I be afraid if I have a gun?! Hey, gun, gun, you are really my baby... ...is...my...baby...yeah..." His voice became lower and lower, and Tang Long, who had been physically and mentally exhausted all day, finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell asleep. "Tang Long...Tang Long! Tang Long!!" Hearing the shout, Tang Long reluctantly opened his eyes. As soon as he saw the scene in front of him, his eyes widened and his heart stopped beating, because a white skull opened and closed right at him. The mouth with eerie white teeth. Tang Long didn't even think about it, he picked up his gun and fired a burst. But after firing the shot, Tang Long immediately opened his mouth, he knew he was out of luck.Because that is the robot instructor. The robot was shot dozens of times, but it was the same as a normal person, except that there were a few holes in the military uniform emitting scorched smoke, exposing the snow-white metal skeleton inside. The robot instructor was not angry at all, but nodded at Tang Long with his hands behind his back and said, "Very good, you are not late this time." Hearing this, Tang Long was so pleasantly surprised that he forgot the fear just now, hurriedly dropped the laser gun, stood at attention and saluted: "Hello, sir!" The instructor also saluted, but what he said made Tang Long fall into the abyss: "But you intend to murder the officer, and now you will be fined to carry a weight of 20 kilograms and perform a 10-kilometer frog jump. If you give up halfway, you will receive the death penalty!" "After speaking coldly, he turned and walked away. Tang Long was stunned and could only watch a heavy piece of clothing emerge from the ground. Soon, a shrill cry sounded in the hall of the 23rd Regiment.
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