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Chapter 43 The forty-second return to the son's brothel said that Miao Jiang, the family member of the examination center, reported the information

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It was said that two whores just entered the room, Wang Yian said to the man who was washing his hands, "Master Six, please come over and see these two new girls." , wearing an oily plain silk gown, a pair of old pointed boots under his feet, a big black pockmarked face, and two sloppy eyes.After washing his hands, he just pulled up his two sleeves.It doesn't look like literature, and it doesn't look like martial arts. The sixth master came out of the kitchen, and the two bitches stepped forward and called out "sixth master"!Tilting his head, twisting his buttocks, pulling the skirt of his clothes with one hand, he saluted in front of Master Six.The sixth master held his hands together and said: "Okay! My good sister! You recognized Master Tang Liu as soon as you arrived here, it is your good fortune!" Wang Yi'an said: "What the sixth master said is true. The girls come here, all Let Master Six take care of you. Master Six please sit down. Bring tea to respect Master Six.” Master Tang Liu sat on a bench and pulled the two girls, one on each side, to sit on the bench together.He tore off his trousers, took out those fat black legs and put them on the little girl's legs, and took the little girl's snow-white hands to touch his black legs.After eating tea, I took out a bag of betel nuts and chewed them in my mouth. The chewed dregs flowed out, my beard and lips were full, I wiped it on the left side and cuddled on the right side, and rubbed it against the two girls. on the face.The girls took out sweat towels to wipe, and he snatched them to wipe his armpits.

Wang Yi'an just took the teacup, stood up and asked, "Is there any letter from my lord these days?" Mr. Tang Liu said, "Why not? I sent someone here the day before yesterday to make twenty red satin embroidered dragons in Nanjing." It is said that they will enter Beijing this month. When the frost falls in September, the flag will be sacrificed. Long live God will be the general, and my grandpa will be the deputy general. The two stand side by side on a felt strip. Kowtow. If you kowtow, you will become the governor." Just as he was talking, he called Wang Yi'an out and whispered for a while.Wang Yi'an came in and said, "Master Six, I just had a guest from Beijing who wanted to meet Miss Xi. When he saw Master Six here, he didn't dare to come in." Master Six said, "Why not? Ask him to come in, so I will go with you. He eats wine." At that moment Wang Yi'an led the man in, a young man who was exhausted.

The client came in and sat down, Wang Yi'an asked him to weigh out some silver, bought a plate of donkey meat, a plate of fried fish, and sifted wine for ten or so.Because Mr. Tang Liu is a disciple of the sect, he bought twenty or thirty eggs and boiled them.Light a laurel.The sixth master is the chief, the client sits opposite.The sixth master asked Xi girl to sit on the bench with the client, and the younger girl acted coquettishly and foolishly and decided to sit with the sixth master.The four of them sat down and poured wine, the sixth master wanted to guess the boxing game, the loser ate the wine and the winner sang.Master Six won a punch, and sang "Parasite Grass" with a hoarse voice, which was guessed by Miss Xi and the client.The little girl won.The sixth master calls for wine and listens to Miss Xi's singing.Miss Xi, don't turn your face away and smile, she refuses to sing.Master Six beat on the table with his chopsticks, but Miss Xi just laughed and refused to sing.The sixth master said: "My face is made of curtains. If you want to roll it up, roll it up, and if you want to put it down, put it down! I want Miss Xi to sing one, but I want you to sing!" Wang Yi'an came in again to help urge, Miss Xi I had to sing a few lines.After singing, Wang Yi'an said: "Master Wang is here." Mr. Wang, who was patrolling the street, came in and saw that it was Mr. Tang Liu, so he didn't say anything.The bitch kowtowed, and they ate wine together, adding another five or six sieves.It wasn't until four o'clock that the little dog in the Grand Master's Mansion held the lantern of the "Du Du Mansion" and said, "Please come to the mansion, Master Liu." Only then did Master Six and Master Wang go.When the clients enter the house, those who bring water come and ask for water money, and those who fish for hair come and ask for money.After another fight, the bitch unbuttoned, washed her face, and brushed her ass again.By the time I go to bed, the rooster is already crowing.

The next day, the Sixth Master said early in the morning that he would serve wine here as a farewell party for the two young masters, and go to Nanjing to congratulate.Wang Yi'an was overjoyed when he heard the two young masters from Mr. Tang's mansion, and he hurriedly asked: "Master Liu, are you coming right away, or at night?" Heavy, hand it to Wang Yi'an, and ask to prepare a seven-set and two-point table, "If you can't do it, then come to me." Wang Yi'an said: "Don't dare! Don't dare! As long as the sixth master is more picky about other things His sisters will do it a few times. For this banquet, we will do the work of the sixth master. Besides, we invite the uncle and the second master of the mansion." The sixth master said: "My dear, this is what you can do. As long as you do this Blessed are the sisters, if they get along well with the uncle and the second master, what is the difference in his house?——The yellow ones are gold, the white ones are silver, the round ones are pearls, and the bright ones are treasures! Our uncle and second master, you only need If he finds the temperament, even if he is a fisherman or a fire maker, he will give you a lot of money to reward you." Li Si was listening, and he was really happy.After finishing the order, Master Six has gone.There is a lot of hands and feet to clean up the banquet.

In the afternoon, the sixth master came with the uncle and the second master.Wearing a shade scarf on his head, one is wearing a straight gown with red sprinkled thread, the other is wearing a straight gown with lotus root sprinkled thread, with powder-soled soap boots on his feet, and with four servants, he is carrying two pairs of lanterns in broad daylight. ", a pair wrote "Nanjing Township Examination".Uncle and Second Master come in and sit down on it.Both bitches kowtowed.Master Six stood beside him.The uncle said: "Brother Six, you have a ready-made bench. Are you sitting?" The sixth master said: "Exactly. I want to report to the uncle and the second master: the two girls will give him a seat?" The second master said: "Why don't you sit down?" Tell him to sit down." The two whores tried lightly, turned their heads and bowed their necks, sat on a bench, covered their mouths with sweat towels and smiled.The uncle asked: "The two girls are Geng this year?" The sixth master replied: "One is seventeen years old and the other is nineteen years old." Wang Yi'an brought tea, and the two bitches took two cups of tea with their own hands. The sweat towel wiped away the water stains on the cup, went up, and gave it to the uncle and the second master.The uncle and the second master took the tea and ate it.The sixth master asked: "When will the uncle and the second master congratulate and get up?" The uncle said: "I will leave only tomorrow. Now the chief examiner is coming to Beijing, why don't we go?" The sixth master was talking with the uncle, The second master took advantage of the time to pull the little girl to sit on a bench, squeezed hands and feet with him, and made out with him for a while.

In a short while, the wine will be served.The cooks who are called teachers, and the seats prepared by teachers are all bird's nests, ducks, chickens, and fish.The sixth master himself held the wine and served the uncle and the second master to sit up, while the sixth master accompanied him, and the two whores fought.Nalai brought them up bowl by bowl.The Sixth Master forced his hands and feet to sit down and ate wine for a while.The sixth master asked: "The uncle and the second master will come to Beijing when they arrive in Beijing? On the fifth day of the eighth day, the Taiping mansion will be lighted first, and it will not be too late for our Yangzhou mansion?" The uncle said: "There will be Taiping. Mansion! Three cannons were fired to open the fence in front of the Gongyuan; three more cannons were fired to open the gate; three more cannons were fired to open the dragon gate: a total of nine cannons were fired." Er Ye said: " His cannon is not as big as the cannon of our old man's house." The uncle said: "It's a little smaller, but it's about the same. After letting go of the cannon, an incense table was set up in the Zhigong Hall, and Mr. Yin of Yingtian Fu was wearing a Futou and a boa robe. After saluting, he stood up and covered his face with two sun visors. The chief secretary knelt down and asked Guan Shengdijun, the great emperor who subdued the demons of the Three Realms, to enter the arena to suppress them, and asked General Zhou to enter the arena to patrol the arena. Let go of the sun visors, and my lord has passed again The ceremony. The Chief Secretary's Office knelt down and asked Qiqu Wenchang Kaihua Emperor Zitong to enter the arena to host the test, and invite Master Kuixing to enter the arena to shine." The sixth master stuck out his tongue in fright: "It turns out that these Shinto Bodhisattvas are invited to come in! It can be seen that it is Big deal!"

Miss Shun said: "There are these Bodhisattvas sitting inside him, thanks to the fact that the uncle and the second master are so bold and dare to go in! If it were us, we would kill them and dare not go in!" The sixth master said seriously: "Our uncle and the second master are also from the sky. Wenquxing, how can you compare with your girls!" The uncle said: "After Wenchang, the adults will give three respects, and the book office will kneel down to invite the meritorious parents of each child." The sixth master said: "Why are you called meritorious parents? The second master said: "The parents of Germany are the ancestors of Jinshi and officials in their family, and they have just been invited in. If the scholar who has passed the exam and the common people, what do you invite him in for?" The uncle said: "Every day There is a red flag in front of the number gate, and a black flag under it. Under the red flag is for the benevolent ghost of the next person; under the black flag is for the grievance ghost of the next person. At this time, my lord is on the public seat Sit down. The book office said: "Enter the ghost, let the ghost enter." Paper money was burned on both sides. I saw a gust of wind, rustling, rolled in, followed by the burned paper money and rolled under the red and black flags. " Miss Shun said: "Amitabha! It can be seen that people should be good people, and at this time we will see the truth!" The sixth master said: "Like how many merits and virtues our elders have accumulated and how many lives have been lived, that benefactor I don’t know how many miles it is! Where can a red flag be lowered?”

The uncle said: "Fortunately, the sixth brother does not enter the arena. If the sixth brother wants to enter the arena, he will be dragged away by the grieving ghost!" The sixth master said: "What's the matter?" Shixiong, a well-educated scholar, finished seven articles in the field and recited aloud. Suddenly, a slight wind blew the candle head and shook it. He opened the curtain and put one end in. Yanshixiong took a closer look and saw that it was him. A whore with him. Brother Yan said: "You are already dead, why are you here?" The bitch looked at him and smiled. Brother Yan was anxious, and he slapped the number plate, and the inkstone turned over. Even black ink was poured on the paper, blackening a large part of the paper, and the bitch disappeared. Brother Yan Shixiong sighed: "It's also my fate!" Poorly, it was raining heavily, so I handed in the paper, and Chang came out with the rain, I was sick for three days in the next place. I went to see him, and he told me so. I said, "You didn't know how to abuse this person, so he came to look for you." Sixth brother, how many people have you abused in your life? You said this Can’t you get into the arena?” The two girls clapped their hands and laughed, “We are the ones who mistreat the Sixth Master, if he enters the arena, the two of us will be his grudges!” After eating for a while, the Sixth Master sang in a hoarse voice. He sang a ditty, the uncle and the second master clapped their legs and sang another, it goes without saying that the bitch sang.There was a drum at the third watch, and I went back with a lantern.

The next day, a large ship was called to Nanjing.The sixth master also sent him to the boat and went back.The uncle and the second master chatted on the boat about the excitement of the scene.The second master said: "What should be the title this year?" The uncle said: "I guess there is nothing else. Last year, the old man conquered a hole of seedlings in Guizhou. It must be this title." The second master said: "The title should be in Out of Guizhou." The uncle said: "In this way, we only have to ask for talents and free money and food, and the rest is gone." Talking all the way, we arrived in Nanjing.The housekeeper, You Huzi, then moved the luggage to Diaoyu Lane to stay.The uncle and the second master walked in the door, and after turning around the hall on the second floor, a side door entered, but there were three river halls where people sat upside down, and they were neatly tidied up.When they sat down, they saw the river houses on the other side of the river. There were vermilion railings, green window rails, and bamboo curtains. Inside were scholars from all over the place, humming and reading articles.

The uncle and the second master just moved in, so they urged You Huzi to buy two new square scarves; two pieces of each kind, such as test baskets, copper bars, number tops, door curtains, stoves, candlesticks, candle scissors, and rolling bags; Jiufeng Temple writes and submits papers; it also prepares market food: moon cakes, honey orange cakes, lotus rice, round-eyed meat, ginseng, fried rice, pickled melons, ginger, salted duck.The uncle said to the second master again: "Bring in some asafoetida from Guizhou, I'm afraid you may make a typo in it and worry." It took a full day of cooking before it had to stop.The uncle and the second master checked each item carefully and said: "Fame is a big deal, don't be hasty!"

On the morning of the eighth day of the eighth day, the two old headscarves were asked to be worn by two boys, and they went to the front of the tribute courtyard with baskets in their arms to serve them.All the way across the Huaiqing Bridge, the red, green and green covers of the stalls rushing to grab the stalls are all selected by Xiao Jinxuan, Zhuge Tianshen, Ji Tianyi, Kuang Chaoren, Ma Chunshang, and Yan Yanfu.We didn't order them until late at night, when all the scholars from Yizheng School had finished ordering.After entering the front door, the two young men were not allowed to go in after all.The uncle and the second master held the basket and luggage by themselves, and saw that the firewood piles on both sides lit up to the sky.The uncle and the second master sat on the ground, relieved.I heard a loud shout from inside: "Search carefully!" The uncle and the second master followed these people in, received the papers at the second gate, and entered the Longmen to return.When I came out on the tenth day of the lunar new year, I was exhausted. Everyone ate a duck and slept for a whole day.Three games are over.On the 16th, the boy was asked to take a slipper from the "Dudu's Mansion" and sneak a group of actors to thank God. A moment later, the tea watcher has arrived.He is a teacher, and he has his own cook for the banquet, so he doesn't need to hire outsiders.The theater troupe delivered a box, followed by a man holding a lantern, holding a dozen lanterns, and writing "Three Yuan Troupe"; followed by a man, followed by a second Han, holding a worship box in his hand.When I arrived at the door of the apartment, I told the housekeeper that he would go in.The uncle opened it and saw that it was a manuscript, which read: "Bao Tingxi, under the door, has a double brilliance of happy candles, a part of the Liyuan, congratulations." The uncle knew that he was a leader, so he called in.Bao Tingxi met the old master and the second master, and said: "I have a small class here to serve the masters. I heard that the two masters wanted to play yesterday, so I came here to serve you." Seeing that he was interesting, the uncle asked him to sit with him. Have a meal.After a while, the actor came.Just above the river hall, the paper horses of Emperor Wenchang and Master Guan were offered. The two kowtowed and the sacrifice was completed.The uncle, the second master, and Bao Tingxi sat at a table. At the sound of gongs and drums, four soup-tasting operas were sung at the beginning.It was getting late, and more than a dozen sets of bright corner lamps were lit, illuminating the entire hall brightly.Singing to the third watch drum, the whole book is over.Bao Tingxi said: "The horses run by these children under the door are still good to see. Tell him to run a horse and sober up the two masters." The relying child, ran to the field, and strung up a variety of tricks.The uncle and the second master were overjoyed when they saw it.Bao Tingxi said: "If the two masters don't want to abandon them, I will choose two of these children to stay here to serve." The uncle said: "They are such children, they know what to serve! There are other stubborn places to go, take me there Let's go." Bao Tingxi said: "This is easy. Master, this Duihe is the official family of Ge Lai, and he is also my nominal apprentice. That year, Master Du Shiqi, the Tianchang Master, passed the exam at the Huting Conference and was on the list. Yes. The master will go to Watersock Lane tomorrow and look at the signboard of Mr. Zhou, the surgeon. There is a black fence across the door, which is his home." The second master said: "Does his family have a family member? I will go for a walk together." Bao Tingxi He said: "Now there is a huge twelfth floor. Why doesn't the second master go to play, but go to his house? It's a must to come down to accompany him." After speaking, the play was over, and Bao Tingxi said goodbye. The next day, the uncle prepared eight small copper pots, two bottles of goat blood, four Duan Miao brocade, and six baskets of tribute tea, and asked someone to carry them all the way to Ge Laiguan's house.Knocking on the door, a big-footed three took it in. The front one entered a hall with two broken threes, and there was a door on the left above, and a small alley to enter. The river house fell behind the post.That Ge Laiguan was wearing a jade-colored long gown with gauze, holding a Yanling fan in his hand, and leaning on the railing to enjoy the shade with his pointed hands. When he saw the uncle coming in, he said, "Please sit down. Where is the master?" Here?" The uncle said: "Yesterday, Master Bao said that it is best to look at the water when you come to your house, and I am here to see you today. There are still some people who are in the Philippines, and you have the right to accept them." The family members chose to come in.The official came to see it, beaming with joy, and said, "How do you get these things from the master?" He hurriedly called the big foot three: "Take it in. You tell the lady-in-law to serve the wine." The uncle said: "I am from the sect. No need for big meat." Lai Guan said: "I have newly bought huge Yangzhou crabs, I wonder if the master uses them?" The uncle said: "This is our local thing, I like it the most. My uncle and the old man will bring it in Gaoyao. When you get a letter from home, if you don’t want to, you can’t just eat it.” The official said: “Is the old man an official in the court?” The old man said: “My old man is the governor’s mansion in Guizhou. I’m coming back to end the game. Yes." Saying that, set out the wine.Facing the smog in the river, people on both sides of the bank lit up their lights, and people on boats kept coming and going. Ge Laiguan ate a few glasses of wine, with a red face, holding his slender hand in the shadow of the lamp and candle, he just tried to persuade Mr. Tang to drink.The uncle said: "I have enough wine, let's use a cup of tea." Ge Laiguan told the big feet to put away the crab shells and fruit plates, wiped the table, took out a purple clay pot, and cooked it. A pot of plum tea.The two were enjoying the benefits when they suddenly heard a commotion outside the door.When Ge Laiguan walked out of the gate, he saw Mr. Zhou, the surgeon, blushing and puffing his stomach, yelling at Dazuo San, saying that he dumped the crab shells at the door of his house.Ge Laiguan waited to go up to talk to him, but he scolded him face to face: "Your house is a 'mirage', you should dump the crab shells at your door, why did you send them to my house? Could it be that the two of you Is one eye stretched too?" They were arguing with each other, but it was the butler of the Tang family who persuaded them to go in. Just now when I sat down, Nayou Huzi rushed in and said, "I didn't look for the little one, but the old man is here!" The old man said, "Why are you in such a hurry?" , walked to a house next to the Jiufeng Temple in East Garden to have tea, was trapped by a few people, and stripped off all his clothes! The surname Bao left early in fright. The second master was locked in his house and could not come out. It's going to die! There's a flower seller on the wall, Grandma Yao, who says it's his aunt, and she's locked the door, so you can slip away there!" Hearing this, the uncle hurriedly fetched a lantern from his apartment, and walked to the vulture by the light. The wall of the peak temple.A few lads there said: "We haven't lived a bright life for a long time. If we don't beat his sacrificial water, we will beat him!" Uncle Tang aggressively separated the crowd, pushed Grandma Yao away, and knocked down the door with his fist.When the second master saw his brother coming, he took two steps and one step, and slipped out.Those lads were about to stop him, but when they saw the grandpa valiantly holding the lantern of the "Dudu's Mansion" again, they didn't dare to provoke him, and they all dispersed. The two went back down.After more than 20 days, the blue list in front of the Gongyuan was taken into the ink paste, and it was known that it would be announced. After two days, the list was released, and neither of the brothers was selected.Sitting down, I was full of energy for seven or eight days.Get out the volume, there are three books of Tang You and three books of Tang Shi, all three of which have not been finished.The two of them yelled at the curtain official and the examiner failed.In the midst of scolding, the family members of the Guizhou Yamen arrived and handed over a letter from home.The two took it apart to see.Because of this, there are different teachings:
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