Chapter 19 Chapter Nineteen

One of the main selling points of that remarkable travel book, The Comic Guide to the Galaxy, aside from its relatively cheap price and the words "Don't Panic" written in large, friendly letters on the cover Besides, there are its concise and occasionally accurate terms, tables of data, such as those related to the geographical and social conditions of the universe (listed on page 908,724 to pages 9326).As for their simplistic style, that's partly due to the fact that editors have deadlines, can only transcribe information from the packaging of their own breakfast cereals, and hastily reinvent themselves in an almost incomprehensible galactic copyright statute .

Another fun fact: A resourceful editor then time-jumped the book into the past and successfully sued the breakfast cereal company for violating copyright law. Here's an example: Cosmos (here are some relevant allegiances to make it easier for the reader to live in it). 1. Regions of the Universe: Infinite The word "infinity" is defined as follows: Infinity: Greater than the largest thing.In fact, it is much larger than Yan, and it is astonishingly broad, a scale that is enough to scare people into fainting, and it is truly worthy of it. "Wow, that's huge," the exclamation.Infinity is so big that "big" itself seems so small by comparison.Huge times huge times staggeringly big, that's the concept we're trying to get the reader to understand here.

2. Cosmic import trade: none It is impossible to import things into an infinite region, because there is no "outside" to import things into. 3. Cosmos export trade: none See import trade. 4. The population of the universe: None We all know that there are infinitely many worlds in the universe because there is infinitely many spaces to accommodate them.However, not every world has inhabitants.Therefore, the number of inhabited worlds must be finite.Any finite number multiplied by infinity is close to nothing.So it should come as no surprise that the average population drum of all planets in the universe can be said to be... 0.It follows from this that the population of the entire universe is also... 0". If you occasionally feel like you've met someone T, it's just an illusion caused by insanity.

5. The currency unit of the universe: None In fact, there are three freely convertible currencies in the galaxy, but they don't count.Octopus has recently collapsed; Fleurion's Pappe Beads can only be exchanged with other Fleirion Pabber Beads; and Triganic Plutonium has its own problems: its exchange rate, 8 Nickys for l Plutonium , which would have been simple enough, but since niki is a triangular rubber coin with each side 6,800 miles long, no one has ever collected enough niki to exchange for 1 plutonium.Nikki is not a cashable currency, since galactic banks refuse to accept change notes that are too small in value.Starting from this basic premise, it is easy to prove that the so-called galactic banks are also hallucinations caused by insanity.

6. The Art of the Universe: None The function of art is to hold up a mirror to nature, quite simply, there is no mirror large enough - see point one. 7. The sex of the universe: None Well, sexual activity in the universe is actually quite frequent.Mainly because there is no money, trade, banking, art or anything else, sex takes up all the energy of all the people in the universe who don't really exist. But this question is not worthy of a long discussion here, because sex is too complex a thing.For further information, see Chapters 7, 9, 10, 1l, 14, 16, 17, 19, and 2l to 84 of the Guide—actually, it should be in the the most part of.