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Absolute perspective vortex is based on extrapolating the principle of material analysis to obtain the picture about the whole universe. Let’s explain it this way—because every piece of matter in the universe is affected by some other piece of matter in the universe in a certain way, so there is a possibility in theory that it is possible to deduce the entire universe—everything The orbits, compositions, and patterns of their economic and social history of every star and every planet, and even a tiny slice of fairy trifle. The basic purpose of the person who invented the absolute perspective vortex was to deal with his own wife.

Trin Traguto - that's his name - was a dreamer, a thinker, a reasoning philosopher, or, as his wife called it, an idiot! She's always nagging at him, complaining that he spends too much time staring at the sky, or poring over the mechanics of safety pins, or spectroscopically analyzing fairy muffins, "You gotta know your priorities!" She would say it, sometimes eighteen times in just one day. So, he built an absolute perspective vortex—just to let her see his abilities. At one end of the vortex...he puts in all the facts he's got out of a little fairy sponge cake, and at the other end he stuffs his wife in.And so, when he turned on the machine, she saw for a split second the whole infinite universe, and her own relation to it.

To Trin Tragula's horror, such a shock had completely shattered her brain; to his satisfaction, he realized that he had finally proved that life existed on such a large scale. In ten universes, then, there is one thing that it absolutely cannot bear: the perception of the proportional relationship between itself and the universe. The door of the vortex opened. What Jagragravar saw through his disembodied consciousness made him quite dismayed.If he could decide, he'd like to see Zaphod Beeblebrox in a different way than everyone else.He's clearly a man with many qualities, even if most of them aren't great.

He waited for Zaphod to slam out of the box, like everyone else had done before. However, he came out. "Hi!" he said. "Beeblebrox..." Gagravara's consciousness panted, shocked. "Can I have something to drink," said Zaphod. "You...you...were you in the vortex just now," Jagrawa asked stammeringly. "Didn't you see that too, buddy!" "Is it working properly?" "certainly." "You see the whole universe without heels!" "Of course. It's a nice place, isn't it?" Jagravara's consciousness felt dizzy from the shock.If his body had been with him at this moment, it would have opened its mouth wide and slumped to the ground.

"You also see yourself," Jagrawa continued to ask, "it has everything to do with it." "Oh, yes, yes." "But, what happened?" Zaphod shrugged triumphantly. "It just told me something I already knew. I'm a really, really great guy. Didn't I tell you? Dude, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox!" He looked past the machinery powering the vortex and stopped suddenly, as if taken aback. His breathing began to increase. "Hey," he said, "is that really a fairy trifle?" He tore the tiny confection from the cluster of sensors surrounding it.

"If I told you how much I needed this," he said greedily, "I wouldn't have time to eat it." Then he ate it.
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