Chapter 12 Hagen's Royal Family (6)

He domesticated Ferenni, not Joki like ordinary nobles, and he could not tolerate all commoners, even Hissi. "Weak," he growled, "no stamina, no culture. She flaunts around under that wall all day, trying to figure out how to get the prince to fancy her. As a result, he caught wind and cold and died.What a disgusting bunch of guys.Disgusting, ignorant beggar.Dirty houses.Put on a show, that's all they can do. The dust, the screaming, the throwing of pots, the bad reputation, the stupid talk - it's all fake.It's all a lie.There were at least two dukes a generation or two above them.Mark my words, these are the truth. "Indeed, when I started to pay attention to those rumors, announcements, photos, and went out to the streets of Legna to meet those civilians, they really seemed to be pretending to be inferior, or rather, they were arrogantly fake.

Maybe "professional" is the word I should have used.There is no doubt that Cheki did not intend to have her uncle impregnate her, but when it happened, she made the most of it.She would tell any prince or princess who came to her with a notebook her tragic story: how she was induced by Uncle Tag to eat a bunch of half-rotten grapes until she was so drunk that she vomited and then And how Uncle Tug had ripped off her clothes and raped her.The more widely the story got around, the more erotic and blunt it became. The notebooks of thirteen-year-old prince Hodou record Cheki's vivid words about being weighed down by Uncle Tag's hairy, heavy body; and how she wrestled with him, yet her body betrayed her will.Facing another younger duchess, Cheki confessed that he had tried to abort the child, but the hot bath was useless, and the herbal medicine of Grandma Tag was the same, and if a sewing needle was used, it was still useless. It's better to just commit suicide.

At the same time, Uncle Tag was bragging and fighting everywhere, until one day, his brother-in-law, who was recognized as Cheki's father (many people doubted Cheki's parentage, they thought that Uncle Tag might be Cheki's biological father) ) ambushed him, knocked him out with a lead pipe behind him, and beat him up.The kingdom trembled with excitement when Uncle Tugg's body was found lying in a pool of blood and urine by the door of the family toilet.Because Gate and Tag's house had no plumbing, no running water, no electricity.On the whim of the former queen, she mercifully connected the old and dirty houses of the common people to electricity and water.But the environment there is too bad, with urchins playing among abandoned cars, huge dogs barking at mangy sheep, and vats of sewage from Uncle Agby's tannery.On the first day, those street lamps were all broken by urchins with slingshots.Mama Gat never wanted to use an electric stove, but preferred to bake bread on a wood stove.

The mice gnawed off the insulation of the wires, shorting the wires.The most notable result of the electrification project in civilian areas is the lingering smell of mice being electrocuted.Usually commoners treat outsiders as indifferently as nobles, but sometimes, driven by strong patriotism, they will throw garbage at outsiders.After such an incident, the spokesperson of the palace would routinely express shock and disquiet, and use similar diplomatic language to let outsiders know that Hagen people are hospitable and humble. But at aristocratic parties, people often whispered about it with a little complacency, saying some wisecracks such as "the flood washed the Dragon King Temple".Because in the final analysis, tourists are also civilians, but they are not their civilians.Their commoners have picked up a bad habit of outsiders.They have been smoking American cigarettes since they were six or seven years old. Everyone's fingers are yellow from the smoke, everyone has a disgusting smell of smoke, and everyone has severe symptoms of coughing up phlegm.Cousin Cage (one of the pale, fat men I've seen at funerals) runs a lucrative cigarette smuggling business through his son, and his midget-looking son Stampy is a The traveler hotel cleans the toilets.Young aristocrats would buy cigarettes from Cage and smoke them in secret to experience the nausea, the sickness, and what it was like to be a real vulgar, scumbag.I didn't wait until Cheki's baby was born and left.

At that time, the attention of the nobles was already focused on the upcoming big event, because Cheki declared in public more than once that she was sure that the bastard to be born would be a drooling idiot with no legs and no arms. , and there is nothing that can attract attention, in short, don't expect it to be anything.The noble families of the entire four kingdoms did not expect more. They just waited in terror and fascination to see a genetic catastrophe, a civilian baby so small and terrifying that they could laugh with delight, sigh with sorrow, or tremble with terror. I'm sure Cheki is up to her mission to bring them such a baby.