Chapter 5 Chapter Four: Fatalities

Jumping up and down on the daily newspaper building for a whole day, collecting the testimony of many witnesses, I came to an incredible conclusion - all the strange things are caused by a concrete banshee who can only pass through the wall! After learning that it was a monster, the case was considered over. Anyway, no one was killed, so there was no need to waste police force on it.Say hello to the property management, put a little pressure on them, and let them find a way to solve this problem on their own, whether they invite Taoist priests to catch demons or monks to chant scriptures, anyway, just stop calling 110 all the time in the future.

Although my approach seems very irresponsible, but you must know that I have a lot of cases on hand, and there are still many cases of dead people and building collapses waiting for me to investigate. case.Sometimes I also feel quite helpless, but the reality is like this. Most of the cases that did not cause human life and did not attract widespread attention from the society are mostly nothing.Therefore, in order to get back their due wages, many migrant workers do not hesitate to threaten them by jumping into rivers or buildings, because otherwise, no government department will intervene in their affairs.

After leaving the Daily News Building, Zhen Zhen and I went our separate ways and went home.When I was at home thinking about how to report the cement banshee to my boss so as not to be punished, my phone rang suddenly, it was an unfamiliar number, and I realized it was An An after answering the call.When chatting with her today, she asked for my phone number. I didn’t expect to have a show so soon. Unfortunately, she is not my type. According to my visual observation, she only has a B cup, and her petite figure does not suit me. requirements.However, I'm not Liu Xiahui who can't sit still, if she throws herself into my arms, I won't mind.Of course, this is under the premise that she won't pester me all the time.

"Is there anything wrong with me?" I asked.This is a very important question. If you come to me on the pretext of having something to do, you are taking the initiative to deliver it to your door; if you just want to chat with me for nothing, it is a hint that you want me to take the initiative.If it's the latter, I don't want to waste my energy on a girl I don't really like. "Are you free now? I want you to help me with something." Her tone seemed very anxious, as if she was looking for an excuse to date me, and I could hear the echo, she should have given me in a narrow place like a toilet Call up.

"How can I help you?" She should really need my help with something important, and the dream of an affair may come to nothing.And if she wants to hide in the toilet and call me, it shouldn't be a good thing, so I have to make sure why she is looking for me first. If she is caught taking drugs or something like that, I won't help. "Mom has been acting weird recently. Just now when her phone rang, she sneaked to the balcony to listen. I heard that she seemed to have an appointment with the other party to meet at Shangya Cafe later. I was afraid that something might happen to her, so I wanted to go with her." Take a look. But I'm alone, and I feel scared..." Although she didn't directly say that she wanted me to accompany her, I still didn't understand what she meant.

Half an hour later, I parked the car on the side of the road opposite Shangya Cafe, and An An was sitting in the passenger seat.Through the floor-to-ceiling glass of the cafe, I saw a woman who was three points similar to An An and Yiyi sitting in it.Although she has reached middle age, she still has the charm of a milf, and her figure and appearance are no less than those of her two daughters.However, at the moment she seemed very anxious and kept stirring the coffee in front of her, but I didn't see her adding sugar or milk to the coffee. An An told me that this woman is her mother Ji Xuerong.She said that her mother has always been mysterious recently, she often went to the balcony to listen to the phone, and often sneaked out of the house when her father was out to socialize.In the past, except for her father and their two sisters, almost no one called her mobile phone, and she basically didn't go out at night, unless she was attending a wedding banquet or a class reunion.

I asked her, why is her mother's figure maintained so well?She said that her mother often practices yoga and has a better figure than her sisters.She also told me that yesterday, out of nowhere, her mother asked her some questions about the photos. "Could it be an extramarital affair?" As soon as the words came out, An An immediately glared at me, as if she wanted to eat me in one bite.I shrugged and said, "I'm not just guessing. If you don't believe me, see for yourself." At this time, a young man in fashionable clothes sat opposite to Xue Rong, but unfortunately we couldn't see his face because of the angle.Then the two started talking, and judging from Xuerong's facial expressions, they might not be a couple, even if they were a couple who were about to break up.When lovers meet, there are sweet smiles on their faces at that time, especially for men and women who have an affair, the exciting feeling is hard to suppress.However, her expression was anxious at first, and then panic and helpless. If they are a couple, then now is definitely the time to break up and showdown.

The following pictures also proved my guess. The young man threw a big envelope in front of Xue Rong, and a stack of photos fell out of the envelope.When she picked up the photos, she panicked immediately, and then frantically tore up all the photos.The other party seemed to have expected this situation a long time ago and did not stop it.The scene before me was familiar to me, the way most racketeering cases begin. An An probably guessed from her mother's expression that her mother was being threatened by the other party, and suddenly opened the car door, as if she wanted to rush into the cafe.I hurriedly grabbed her tender and slender hand and asked, "What do you want?"

"I'm going to help mom!" She said anxiously, trying to struggle with my hand. I pulled her back into the car with all my might, and reprimanded her: "Do you think you can help if you go in now? In public, can people eat your mother, and you will only make your mother more troubled if you go in now. " She thought about it seriously, and said aggrievedly: "Then I must at least see clearly which villain is bullying my mother!" "Don't worry about this. This is a cafe, not a hotel. That man can't sit there until dawn. When he comes out, he can see his face clearly. You, why don't you chew a piece of gum first and relax!" I said and handed her a piece of chewing gum.

She watched the situation in the cafe anxiously, tore off the wrapping paper randomly, and stuffed the gum into her mouth.But then he yelled "Ouch", spit out the chewing gum, looked at it in his hand, and asked doubtfully, "Is this chewing gum expired? Why is it so hard like a rock? It almost broke my teeth." .” "I just bought it yesterday, so it shouldn't have expired! But I've kept it in the refrigerator since I bought it." I smiled slyly. "You tricked me on purpose!" She rushed towards me angrily and kept scratching my armpits. As the saying goes, "the one who flirts first is cheap, and the one who is killed has no complaints."Since she was the one who started the action, I was not polite, and "handed down" to her openly, scratching her sensitive parts such as armpits and ribs, which made her laugh out loud and swept away her previous anxiety.

When the two of them play this close-fitting tickling game in the narrow compartment, they will definitely touch places that shouldn't be touched.Sure enough, before we decided the winner, she touched "Xiao Mu" in my crotch, her face was as red as the sunset, she stopped and wanted to sit back in the passenger seat.Just then, however, her mother came out of the café with the young man, who was also walking in our direction. At this moment, I can already see the appearance of the young man clearly, and recognize who he is at a glance.I think he also recognized us immediately when he got closer.In order not to be discovered by him, I hugged An An in a moment of desperation, held her head down and kissed her. An'an probably didn't expect me to be so rampant, and beat my chest hard.But after a few hits, it stopped, and the delicate body gradually softened, and she hugged my neck tenderly, and even actively put her tongue into my mouth... This time the fun was great, she must have thought I was showing love to her. Although she is not my type, but the feeling of kissing her is quite good, the soft cherry lips, slippery tongue, and the unique light body fragrance of young girls all make me want to stay in this moment forever .However, if I continue to kiss her, maybe the rest of my life will be ruined by her, so I have to hurry up and prove my innocence. I gently pushed An An away, deliberately avoiding her affectionate eyes as if I had done something wrong, and pointed at the man who just passed by the car: "Look, it's him!" Although we can only see the man's profile at the moment, it is impossible for An An not to recognize him, because the other party is her colleague Ning Yuyi who meets her every day. "It turned out to be him..." An An was surprised by what she saw in front of her eyes, but she immediately realized another surprise, and asked nervously, "Did you kiss me just now to prevent him from discovering us?" I nodded in embarrassment, and there was a crisp "slap" sound, and she opened the car door angrily, turned around and left.But after walking a few steps, she ran back and scolded me: "I hate you, you big liar!" This time she really left. Longevity God!What did I lie to her, why did I get slapped!I hope it doesn't swell up, otherwise I won't know how to go to work tomorrow.As soon as I woke up, I immediately went to look in the mirror. Fortunately, it didn't swell up, so I went to work with peace of mind, and was ready to be scolded by the boss. "Why don't you become a magician now, and change your career to become a Taoist priest?" Reporting to him about the cement banshee in the boss's office was expected. "Taoist priests are also a kind of magic stick!" I smiled helplessly, "According to the testimony of the witnesses and the findings at the scene, I really can't think of any other explanation except for the ghosts." "Then are you going to let it go like this?" The boss glared at me, then flipped through the report. I shrugged and said, "The only solution now is to demolish the entire building, dig out the corpses in the ground piles and burn them, but the owner is unlikely to agree. Anyway, there are no casualties. Let the property management invite real Taoist priests to give advice." That’s it, my job as a fake Taoist is finished.” "That's the only way to go, let's deal with other cases!" The boss put the report aside and waved me to go out. "Boss, my vacation..." I put on a flattering face. "There are still many cases, why don't you take a vacation, go to work!" The boss sent me away. Walking out of the boss's office, I found that Viagra and Miaomiao were chatting vigorously, so they walked over to join in the fun. "I heard from friends that there are Bigfoot monsters in the United States and Canada. Their feet are so big that they are as long as 45 centimeters, and their height is estimated to be more than three meters. It is almost as tall as two meows combined." Seriously. "Hee hee hee..." Viagra smiled eccentrically for a while before saying, "That's a lie, what kind of Bigfoot is there, no one has ever been able to catch a living one." "But the footprints and hair of Bigfoot have been found in many places, and someone took a video of it!" Miaomiao seems to be convinced of this. Viagra poked her head with his finger and said pretendingly: "Use your head! Since there are so many bigfoot monsters running around, why haven't you caught one yet? Even if it's hard to catch alive, it's dead I will never run away! But it has been two hundred years since the first Bigfoot footprints were discovered, and I still haven’t found even the bones, only hair footprints and other things that are hard to distinguish between real and fake, and the so-called movies are all Indistinct." "If there is no Bigfoot, what about the footprints and hair, or the film?" Miaomiao is still convinced. "What's so difficult about it, give me a little time, and I'll get you a local Bigfoot." Seeing me coming, Viagra seemed to be trying to trick me.I tossed him a cigarette and urged, "Don't whet our appetites, speak quickly." He took a puff of cigarette comfortably and said, "Let's talk about the hair first. In fact, it's just a matter of grabbing human hair, pig hair, orangutan hair and throwing it next to the footprints. The technology in the past was not advanced, and it was impossible to tell the truth from the fake. Even now, If you want to fake it, you won't get any results from the test; movies are even better. Hollywood can even shoot aliens. If you want to shoot a Bigfoot, you can do it at an amateur level. Work? As long as the distance is farther and the picture is blurred, who can tell whether it is real or not; as for the footprints, the technical content is a little higher, but it is not a difficult job..." The kid asked again It's a sellout. After I urged him again and again, he continued proudly: "To make big footprints, in fact, you only need to find a carpenter to make wooden feet like Uncle Zhenglong, but the reason why Bigfoot's footprints can be so big Many people believe that it has its own unique features, the most important of which is the foot print. There are palm prints on the palm, and foot prints on the feet. It is difficult to carve real foot prints with wood, so plaster must be used. First use Inverting human feet and then scaling them up is not difficult, so I won’t go into details. After you get a pair of molds for big feet, you can make a pair of big feet out of plaster. With big feet tied under your feet, anyone can make big footprints." "What about the stride length? If the stride length is not proportional to the length of bare feet, any criminal policeman will find the problem, let alone a biology expert." Almost every criminal policeman knows the formula for calculating height from footprints and stride length. Wearing baggy shoes won't take a step that's out of proportion to your height. "It's also very simple. Someone has already cracked the secret." Viagra smiled triumphantly: "To tie a horse or a car with a rope, and pull the person who stepped on the footprints to run forward by jumping, as long as you master the Good horse or car speed, you can get the right stride and footprint ratio. And running in a hop can deepen the footprint, creating the illusion of double weight, making it think that the footprint is huge." After listening to Viagra’s comments on Bigfoot, a thought suddenly flashed in my mind—could the footprints in the bathroom that are disproportionate to the stride be caused by the perpetrators tying a pair of small-sized shoes under their feet?In that case, ghosts are probably not some monsters, but man-made pranks.Just when I was about to think about it again, the phone rang, and it was An An who called. Could it be to settle accounts with me for kissing her last night? "Brother Yu, come and save me, they want to accuse me of murder..." As soon as the call was connected, An An's terrified cry came from the receiver.Before I had time to ask what was going on, the boss roared from behind: "Ah Mu, get the hell out of here, people have been killed in the Daily News Building!"