Chapter 47 Chapter One Unpredictable

Love and desire for others is like holding a torch.If you go against the wind, you will suffer from burning hands. This remark comes from "Forty-two Chapters of the Buddha's Words", to the effect that if you are attached to love and greed, it is like walking against the wind with a torch in your hand, and you will easily be burned by the flames. Humans are emotional animals, often dominated by feelings and desires, and do some irrational things, thus causing unnecessary harm to themselves. Viagra is an example. Early this morning, Viagra yelled with a smirk: "Oh, it turns out that Jin Tainian is my brother's Niu Yi, you go and prepare a gift for me."

"What is Niu Yi, can it be eaten?" Miao Miao asked ignorantly. "Niu Yi is a Cantonese way of saying it. When you put the two words together, you get the word 'sheng', which means birthday." After explaining, Zhen Zhen gave Viagra a look and said contemptuously: "Did Miao Miao have a birthday party before? We all gave her presents, but you came here empty-handed and ate more than half of the cake." "Who made my salary a lot less than yours? Now the price of goods has risen like a rocket. Every month, I have to spend more than half of it on food and car. The rest is not enough to pay the rent. How can I have money? Buy a gift?" Viagra pretended to be pitiful with teary eyes.

"Still pretending, didn't Amu apply for a subsidy for you?" Zhen Zhen gave him another look. Seeing that pretending to be pitiful didn't work, Viagra yelled angrily: "I don't care, anyway, I'm the best today, and you all have to listen to me!" I walked up to him and patted him on the head: "It's another year older, be obedient in the future!" Seeing this, other people lined up to pat him on the head, driving him mad with anger. Seeing that we didn't intend to give him a gift, he had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, and said helplessly: "Well, it's fine if you don't give me a gift, just give me a screen name! As the greatest Hacker, I don’t even have an impressive online name, it’s really outrageous! Each of you give me an online name, it must be grand, cool, awesome, and impressive..."

Later, he put forward specific requirements. First of all, Martian script cannot be used. Although this kind of screen name is very popular among post-90s, it gives people a very frivolous feeling.He prefers the formal name format, so he has to use the format of "surname · first name". Secondly, he asked to use a foreigner or a special double surname, but it should not be too foreign. Screen names like "Valentino Laden" and "Edward Pressure Sandra" are too vulgar and cannot bring out the fact that he is from the ancient and mysterious East. Features full of content.Therefore, the third requirement is that the screen name must have a strong oriental color.

We won't give him a gift even if we kill him, but it doesn't matter what the name is. After all, today is his birthday, so we can't go too far.Zhen Zhen was the first to name him: "Let's call him Taishu Xiongqi! What a domineering name." "Uncle?" Viagra cast a puzzled look at her, "Is there really such a surname?" "Of course, my dad has a friend whose surname is Uncle." Zhen Zhen gave him a disdainful look. "Why don't you call it 'Derby·Viagra'!" The second one is Miaomiao, she is afraid that Viagra won't believe that the surname "Derby" really exists, so she deliberately pulls him to the computer and asks him to see what she just read from the Internet again. The information found.

Although Miaomiao made enough preparations in a rare way, Wei Ge was still not satisfied with this alternative screen name, and kept urging Xueqing and me to give him a screen name. I thought that Xueqing wouldn't mess around with him, but I didn't expect that she would also be interested in taking this muddy water. After thinking about it for a long time, she came up with a net name that stunned everyone: "Asura Purification." After a short period of silence, everyone was laughing because of this screen name which contained a strong oriental mystery, except of course Viagra.

After laughing loudly, Viagra still insisted on pestering me to give him a screen name.I thought for a moment, then smiled at him: "What about the surname 'Mitarai'? It's very special!" "Well, yes, it's cool and tasteful, I like it." He kept nodding. I smiled maliciously: "Then call it 'Mitarai·Bukkake'!" "Brother Amu, you're playing a hooligan!" Miaomiao straightened her back, accusing me sternly.I thought this little girl couldn't understand this kind of "technical jargon", but I didn't expect that she knew a lot.

Although I was teased once, Viagra was still not reconciled, and continued to pester me: "Brother Mu, can't you give me a decent online name?" "Okay, okay, I'll give you a famous online name now..." I thought for a moment and then smiled: "How about 'Mitarai Raiya'?" He smiled when he heard it, and clapped his hands and applauded: "Okay, this name is enough to catch the wind, giving people the feeling of riding the bow and shooting arrows. I will use this screen name from now on." "You're playing computer, you've been fooled again." The boss came in from the outside with a file, and patted Viagra on the head with the file folder.

"When did I get fooled?" Viagra asked doubtfully. "Tell you not to read normally!" The boss gave him a blank look, and then explained, "'Mitarai' is a Japanese surname, 'Handai' means a toilet in Japan, and '御' is an honorific title. Although the pronunciation is slightly different, the literal meaning is 'toilet' . "As for 'La Ya', don't think it's the abbreviation of 'Pull the Bow and Draw the Arrow'. 'La Ya' is actually from the history books once. The ancient emperors would be accompanied by a historian, whether it is a state event or eating and drinking, anyway Everything the emperor did had to be recorded one by one.

"If the emperor suddenly wanted to go to the bathroom to have a tuba while meeting with foreign envoys, how would the historian write it down? Of course you can't say 'my king is in a hurry and needs to go to the toilet and take a shit' so vulgar. "Therefore, whenever this kind of situation is encountered, the historian will use the nickname. 'Laya' is an elegant name for shit, and 'Mitarai Laya' is simply 'toilet shit'!" After listening to the boss' explanation, everyone laughed so hard that even Xue Qing, who was usually quiet, showed a smile.Of course, Viagra couldn’t laugh. He lowered his head and drew circles on the table with his fingertips, muttering sadly to himself: “I want to draw a circle and curse you on your birthday every day, and gain ten catties every day…”

"Haha, it doesn't matter if Amu and I get fat every day, but the three beauties don't like it. Well, let me name you, it must be cool and oriental, right..." The boss squinted his small eyes, thought for a moment and smiled, "I'll give you the name Aixinjueluo... scum!" Everyone was laughing again, and even Viagra, who had become a laughing stock, couldn't help laughing.However, in this cheerful atmosphere, I didn't smile at all. After all, I have followed the boss for many years, and I know his temper very well.In front of his subordinates, he always has a vicious look. Even if he wants to praise us from the bottom of his heart, he will never show it on his face.Like now, it is rare to meet us in ten years to mingle with us talking and laughing. The last time it was so abnormal was when he and the director had a falling out over the Gu Jian case.I think, when he reported the case of Wangcun to the director just now, the two must have fallen out because of something. I followed the boss into the office without saying a word, and after closing the door, I asked, "Is something wrong?" The boss pretended to be relaxed at first, but when he sat down on the chair, his slack face tightened, and he replied seriously: "It's 'again' something happened." "What's going on?" I sat down at the desk. "The case of Wangcun seems to need further investigation, because there was another murder case yesterday, and this murder case is not only weirder than before, but also raises a big problem." After the boss threw the file he just got back to me, He frowned, and cupped his fists in front of his lips. Ever since the house and shop of Wu Wei and his wife were set on fire, I knew there was more to this case.However, the dignified spirit of the boss at the moment does not seem to be due to this simple matter.After all, it is inevitable that there will be omissions in the handling of cases, mistakes in investigations and even the escape of prisoners also happen from time to time, and the director will never blame him for this. The boss and the head of the department are old fritters who are used to storms, and it is not a trivial matter that can make them angry, and even turn brothers against each other.I knew that this matter was no small matter, so I hurriedly asked: "Could it be that... the director found out that you took bribes?" "Fuck you!" The boss suddenly cursed, "You have been with me for so long, have you ever seen me accept bribes?" ("Old taste" is an elegant name for "old mother" in Cantonese. "Fuck you old taste" means "greeting" the mother of the other party, which is a curse word. Although it has the same meaning as "fuck your old mother", relatively speaking, " "Fuck you old" is more elegant, and some people who don't usually swear will occasionally swear like this.) "Then tell me quickly, what happened?" I continued to ask. The boss took a deep breath and raised his hand: "You should read the contents of the file first!" I quickly checked the files and learned that there was another murder case in Wangcun——Wang Zhijun, a thirteen-year-old boy from Wangcun, was found to have died strangely at home a few days ago.His death was extremely strange, with his hands hanging on the roof beams, and his hands and feet were tied with ropes. What is even more strange is that the deceased was wearing a women's swimsuit and red skirt that did not belong to him, and a large weight was hanging from his feet. However, these are not the focus of the question.To my surprise, according to the archives, the fingerprints of the third party found at the murder scene were consistent with the fingerprints on the lighter found in the ruins of the residence of Wu Wei and his wife.After verification, the lighter should belong to Xiang Xiwang, the missing criminal policeman, and the fingerprint verification results also confirmed that the fingerprints found at the murder scene were indeed Xiaoxiang's fingerprints. I stared blankly at the photo of the lighter in the file, and it took me a long time to squeeze out a sentence: "It's too sloppy, the guy handling the case is too sloppy, how can you just suspect someone as a murderer just by using a lighter? " "No one said Xiaoxiang was the murderer, and we can't pinpoint the suspect based on just one piece of evidence at the murder scene. But the fingerprint..." The boss frowned, hesitant to speak. "Don't you also suspect Xiaoxiang?" I asked in surprise, and then I couldn't help shaking my head, "Impossible, even if there are Xiaoxiang's fingerprints at the scene, it only shows that he has been to the scene, and it cannot prove that he is the murderer. His temper , you and I are very clear. Although he often does not follow the normal procedures, and even uses some tricks to achieve his goals, he will never kill people!" "He will never leave his sister who is dependent on him..." The boss sighed softly, "We knew Xiaoxiang two years ago, but now this person makes me feel very strange." I was at a loss for words, not knowing how to refute. If the person sitting opposite me is not the boss, but Zhen Zhen, she will definitely blame me for being emotional, so that I cannot make a correct judgment.The reason why the boss didn't accuse me is probably because he, like me, couldn't believe that Xiaoxiang was the murderer. However, the boss is much more rational than me, although subjectively he does not believe it, or is unwilling to accept the hypothesis that Xiaoxiang is the murderer.But to deny this hypothesis, convincing evidence must be produced.Therefore, he issued a death order to me: "Within three days, this case must be thoroughly investigated. No matter who the murderer is, he must be brought to justice!" In fact, even if the boss didn't say anything, I would thoroughly investigate the case both publicly and privately, so I picked up the file and prepared to go out.But as soon as I stood up, I felt something was wrong.Although Xiaoxiang, the suspect in this case, is the boss's former subordinate, it is impossible for the director to quarrel with the boss because of this. "You haven't finished talking yet!" I sat down again, and leisurely lit a cigarette, assuming that I was going to hang on. "Just now I quarreled with the director." Although the boss said it lightly, he picked up my cigarette case and lighter, and lit a cigarette for himself.He has quit smoking for several years, and breaking the habit at this moment is enough to show that the situation is extremely serious. "It's normal for brothers to quarrel, more quarrels can enhance the relationship." I deliberately made the atmosphere more relaxed. He exhaled smoke rings and shook his head: "This time is different." "What's the matter? He really found out that you did something shady?" I frowned. "It's not me, it's 'we'." The boss looked straight at me. I shook my head and waved my hands and said, "I've never done anything shady. Although I'm sometimes lazy or molested my female colleagues. But I've always been very modest, no one should have complained about me, right?" "I'm not in the mood to listen to your 'bad gag' right now." The boss puffed out and said again, "The director already knows about Xiaoxiang." ("Bad gag" is a slang term unique to Hong Kong. It is generally interpreted as a joke that is not funny or incomprehensible, and it also has the meaning of a bad joke.) I froze for a moment, then asked nervously, "How much does he know?" "It's the same as us." The boss shook his head melancholy, "He no longer trusts us, and it doesn't make sense for this crime team to continue to exist." "You're not going to the Anti-Pornography Team again, are you?" I felt my cheeks twitch. The boss looked up to the sky and took a long puff of smoke, and said with a wry smile: "Don't worry, as long as you find out the truth of this case, I guarantee that you will not be transferred back to the Anti-Picking Squad after the crime squad is disbanded." I slumped on the chair and shrugged my shoulders: "Whether it's the anti-pickup team or the anti-pornography team, anyway, from the day you recruited me to the crime team, I don't expect to stay here until I retire. With your temper, one day I would quarrel with the director, and then quit in a fit of anger, but I didn't expect this day to come so early." "This is not a matter of temper, but a matter of trust!" The boss suddenly became agitated, as if he was still angry about the quarrel with the director just now. "Forget it, I won't waste time with you on this kind of issue." I waved my hand weakly, and then said seriously: "Is Xueqing the one who made the report?" "I'm afraid Xueqing doesn't know much about Xiaoxiang." The boss smiled bitterly again. Although Xueqing is indifferent to others, she will inadvertently leave the impression of an informer.But she didn't know about Xiaoxiang, and we didn't even talk about it in front of her.If not her, then who? Zhen Zhen's silly smiling face suddenly appeared in my mind, and I couldn't help saying in amazement: "Could it be..." The boss nodded slightly: "We have all lost sight. The one who reported the Xiaoxiang to the director is Zhenzhen who has always been regarded by you as the most stupid and unscrupulous." "How could it be that fool..." Although I knew the facts, I still couldn't accept it for a while. "If you still think she is a fool with well-developed limbs, it can only mean that her acting skills are too good." The boss slumped on the chair and took a long puff of cigarette. I shook my head helplessly, picked up the file and prepared to go out.The boss tapped on the table and called me back, and said with a serious face: "Now you should be very clear that our every move is exposed under the eyes of the director. I don't want to have to find you in the labor camp every year and holiday. Let's do it ourselves , don’t get me involved if you get into trouble.” I stood there blankly for a moment, then said with a hippie smile, "If I go to jail, remember to bring some cigarettes to visit me! Don't buy too expensive ones, just a red panda will do."