Chapter 67 Chapter 67: Maid Granny

"How about a punch..." The one who slapped Guo Xiaofei on the shoulder was actually the Ma Yi mother-in-law just now. She smiled at Guo and Wei with her pitch-black teeth, but it seemed that when she smiled, there was only terror on her face. "You...you...you..." Guo Xiaofei was so frightened that he almost hid behind Wei Ning, his tongue could not be straightened. After all, Wei Ning had seen the world before, walked up and said loudly: "Just now I didn't intend to see my mother-in-law doing a trick. I don't think the two of us disturbed my mother-in-law. I don't know what her mother-in-law is looking for us? We still have to drive..."

"Drive?" Granny Mai said with a sneer, "I think I'm going to drive to death." "Grandma, what does this mean?" "If I hadn't broken one of the red-clothed kid's legs so that the two of you could get out of the car, I guess this train would have sent you directly to hell." Wei Ning already felt that there was something wrong with this train, but he couldn't find out what was wrong. Knowing that Ma Yi's mother-in-law was not lying, she frowned and said, "If you have anything to say, mother-in-law, just say it directly, don't go around in circles with us."

Granny Mai didn't answer, she took out a porcelain bottle from her bosom, and said: "It's no wonder you, your yin and yang eyes are not open, so you can't see anything strange, here." Granny Mai handed the porcelain bottle in her hand to Wei Ning, saying: " If you put the cow's tears in this bottle on your eyes, you will naturally know what I mean." Wei Ning and Guo Xiaofei smeared cow's tears on their eyes. After Guo Xiaofei opened his yin and yang eyes, he went to see the train again, and immediately peed his pants in fright. The train is not a car, it is clearly a huge red coffin, the wheels of the car are not wheels, but eight red-clothed children, one on each wheel, carrying it hard, a little ghost seems to have injured his right foot, A person next to him was busy healing him.

And those passengers, where they are still passengers, some have only half of their heads, some have their intestines leaking out, and some have no flesh in their arms, exposing their white bones. "How about it, the eight ghosts carry the sedan chair, which is a death car specially used to find substitutes for those unjust dead ghosts who died in car accidents. If you haven't got off the car before dawn, this car will probably drive to the gate of hell—you don't either. Use your brains, which train will leave in the middle of the night and arrive early in the morning. If I just passed by and couldn't get used to it, and saved the lives of you two boys, today next year will be the anniversary of your death."

Wei Ning once again glanced at the train of death buses, bowed deeply to Granny Mai, and said, "The younger generation is so ignorant, I just didn't see the danger inside, thank you Granny for saving our lives." Guo Xiaofei was scared out of his wits, how could he be as polite as Wei Ning, crying: "What should we do now?" "What else can I do, hide as far as I can, and go around the mountain road to avoid these dirty things." "My luggage is still on it." Guo Xiaofei shouted. "I don't care too much now, don't want it anymore." Wei Ning grabbed Guo Xiaofei and was about to leave.

The mother-in-law grabbed Guo Xiaofei's hand and said with a sinister smile, "Little friend, your hand looks pretty good, do you want me to tell your fortune?" Guo Xiaofei was touched by the dead branch-like hand of the sack-clothed mother-in-law, and the goosebumps on her back fell all over the ground. Remembering her appearance when she fried the skeleton just now, she was so frightened that she quickly retracted her hand and rubbed it on her body desperately. "Let's go." Wei Ning took Guo Xiaofei and ran in the opposite direction of the ghost car. After waiting for a long time, it finally dawned, and seeing the sun again, Guo Xiaofei felt that it was extraordinarily dazzling.

The two stopped a passenger car - this time, of course, it would not be Hakki carrying the sedan chair.The two broke up when they arrived in Hengyang. Wei Ning took the map given to him by the old man and went to the door. The one who opened the door was the Mai Granny from yesterday. The old man asked Wei Ning to send the letter to her! Ma Yi's mother-in-law seemed not surprised by Wei Ning's arrival, and greeted him into the house.Wei Ning found that there was almost no dust in this room, and it was abnormally clean. Usually in such a clean house, there must be weirdness.Wei Ning thought to himself.

Wei Ning took the old man's letter to Granny Mai, and Granny Mai took it with a smile, stretching out her three-inch nails. The nails were full of dirt, which looked a little disgusting. Granny Mai showed her pitch-black teeth and said with a smile, "Do you know what he said in his letter?" Of course Wei Ning wouldn't take it apart to look at it, and shook his head hastily. "He asked me to kill you." Granny Mai was still smiling. "Why?" Wei Ning's heart skipped a beat, but he remained calm. "You spoiled his good deed, so he hated you and wanted to kill you, but you are from the Wei family, so he probably couldn't bear it, but he really hated you very, very much, and he couldn't do it himself, so he had to find People do it - he is always contradicting himself like this, he is crazy, you have been with him for so long, haven't you noticed it all the time?"

Wei Ning said: "I have no grievances or enmity with him, why does he hate me, since he hates me, why did he teach me the Five Thunder Palm of Tiangang?" Granny Ma Yi sighed: "All his behaviors are contradictory. In fact, he is really tired from living." Wei Ning said coldly: "Then what are you going to do now?" Granny Mai said: "Yesterday I told myself that I am not your opponent. Since I am not your opponent, I will not be able to kill you. Since I cannot kill you, I will not kill you, but I will not kill you. In this way, you can also deal with the old man. Xiao Wei, don’t you think so?”

Wei Ning's heart sank again, and he thought: How could she know my name, could it be... Wei Ning knew that all the information about Mai Mama came from the skeleton who was fired by her, if she knew the information about Wei Ning , it means that she once fired the skeleton of someone who has a close relationship with Wei Ning. If this is the case, Wei Ning will definitely not let her go easily, but he saved him yesterday, how could Wei Ning avenge his kindness. Granny Ma Yi seemed to see through Wei Ning's mind, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, the people in your Wei family probably aren't just me, even the more powerful Skeleton Stuffers, they wouldn't dare to take it lightly."

Only then did Wei Ning let go of a stone in his heart, the letter had been delivered, his task had been completed, there was no need to stay any longer, he got up and was about to leave.Granny Mai said: "Don't worry! By the way, how is your mother now?" Wei Ning was surprised when she heard her mentioning his mother suddenly, and said, "Do you know my mother?" Granny Mai smiled and said, "It's more than just acquaintance. When you see her, please tell me that the person who told her fortune before said hello to her." In Wei Ning's heart, Wei's mother has always been a quiet and diligent rural woman. How could she know such a weird mother-in-law? Wei Ning was a little puzzled, but still nodded: "I see." Granny Mai gave Wei Ning the bottle of Niu Tear yesterday, and said: "You should take this thing first, you can be regarded as a Mr. corpse, why don't you even have this thing? If you meet again like last night In such a situation, if you come across some unclean things, wouldn’t it be a pity if you accidentally become someone else’s scapegoat? There’s still a little more about this thing, although it’s not much, but it should be usable a few times. What happens in the future? If something is wrong, just use this thing, it may be useful." Of course Wei Ning knew the preciousness of the cow's tears. Firstly, the cow's tears were hard to get. They had to be old cattle, and the cattle only shed tears once in their life, that is when they died of old age.Ordinary scalpers have mostly become a delicacy on people's dining tables now. No one would foolishly wait for the scalpers to die of old age, and even after obtaining cow's tears, to get the effect, you must use a secret method: mint, licorice and corpse powder (ashes) together Combined refining, the secret method added to it is only passed down from generation to generation in a few special families. Now these families rarely appear, as rare as a rare bird.In the ghost market, the price of cow's tears is very high, because there are fewer and fewer people who can refine cow's tears. If it's just a simple cow's tears, it can't turn into yin and yang eyes. Not only can you not see ghosts, but it will infect your eyes. Since Yin and Yang eyes will have miraculous effects at certain times, people who often deal with ghosts and ghosts will buy more or less no matter how expensive they are, just in case they are needed.Wei Ning went to the ghost market several times to buy it, but due to his lack of money, he never bought it. This time, Ma Yi Mama gave it to him for free. Although Wei Ning was a little embarrassed, he had no choice but to thank him for not being sensitive. Granny Ma Yi suddenly seemed to remember something, and said: "By the way, I have a god of joy here. I was originally asked to take a walk yesterday, but I really don't want to do it because I am too old, but the price offered by the person who came here is very high." Gao. Since you are here, the Wei family is a well-known family of exorcising corpses. Naturally, you should do a good job in this kind of thing. I don't want to play big swords in front of Guan Gong. Anyway, you have nothing to do, just treat it as a help for me. Busy, don't worry, I won't pay a penny less." When Wei Ning heard that there was a business, he suddenly became interested in it, and said, "Yes, anyway, I just went on vacation, so it doesn't matter if I go back a few days later. Besides, you saved my life yesterday, mother-in-law, and you should help me with this favor. No need, just pay some travel expenses and fares.” Granny Mai smiled and said, "What a good boy, no wonder that lunatic likes you so much, I can't help but like you." Saying that, Ma Yi Granny raised the curtain of the back room and brought Wei Ning in. Inside was a big red lacquered coffin, which was not sealed, obviously the deceased had just passed away not long ago.Granny Mai said with a smile: "This was sent by someone yesterday. She was young and beautiful. She passed away just like that. When it was delivered, she was very angry. Obviously she didn't die of illness, and there was nothing wrong with her body. The wound probably offended someone. Young people nowadays are very complicated, not like when we were girls..." After finishing speaking, he was a little bit embarrassed. Wei Ning nodded and said, "Where are you going to send it?" "Jiangxi is not far away. It is said that Hunan and Jiangxi are old cousins, and it only takes three or four days to go there. Now that the weather is hot, I have sealed the seven orifices of the God of Happiness with cinnabar. The God of Happiness will not be broken within seven days." Yes, but you're on your way quickly. You'll have your supper with me, and start as soon as it gets dark." Wei Ning said: "No problem, it's just..." Granny Mai smiled and said, "I understand what you mean, wait a minute..." Granny Mai took out a bamboo hat from a large wardrobe. There is a circle of black gauze hanging around the bamboo hat, which can just cover the face if worn on the head. It turned out that the Xiangxi corpse chasers were all men, and there were very few scumbags about the female god of joy. When they met a good-looking female god of joy, they would inevitably do disgusting things to insult the corpse halfway.Since most of the gods of Yingxi are nocturnal and daytime, and they walk on roads inaccessible, these scum think that they are doing it without anyone noticing. However, soon after these people go back, a strange white spot will grow on their bodies, and soon their whole body will fester and die. Therefore, I don't know when it started. Whenever Mr. Zhu Youqushi meets a female god of happiness, he must use a bamboo hat to cover the face of the female god of happiness. Of course, this is just a form, and it has no effect, but Mr. Zombies especially follow the ancestral precepts, and this form has gradually become a rule and has been passed down. This is why some people will wear a bamboo hat when they meet the God of Joy. Wei Ning took the bamboo hat handed over by Granny Mai and walked to the front of the coffin.When he saw the god of joy inside the coffin, his expression changed drastically and he took three steps back. It turned out that the god of joy that Grandma Mai made him chase was actually Lin Lingsu!