Chapter 20 Chapter 19 Dr. Sloppy

Linfeng saw Yihe standing in the corner, Linfeng said: I choose him. The warden looked at Iga, waiting for his answer. Iga nodded, agreeing. The warden said disappointedly: "A flower dodged left and right and stuck in the stool." Whenever a prisoner in Solomon Prison becomes a partner, they will be arranged to go fishing on the beach, which is a way of honeymoon in the prison.They talked affectionately by the sea, where a simple house was built on wooden piles by the sea. They climbed into the house, took fishing rods, and threw a beautiful arc to the sea.First, fishing from the house on stakes is to prevent shark attacks, and second, to avoid being seen by soldiers with guns on the beach.

Some things need to be done in stealth, like sex and jailbreak. Linfeng and Yihe sat in the house and looked at the sea. In the distance, a group of flying fish flew across the sea. A skimmer suddenly fell in the air, plunged into the water, picked up a fish, and flapped its wings to fly to the sky again. Linfeng said: "We have to get out of here." "It's an isolated island," said Iga. Linfeng said: "Are we going to die of old age here?" "There are troops stationed here," said Iga. Linfeng said: "Do you have any ideas?" Iga said, "No."

Yihe suddenly took off his shirt, exposing his upper body, Linfeng looked at him suspiciously. Iga said, "Touch my arm." Linfeng said: "We're just acting, I'm not gay, you don't mean to..." Iga said, "You really don't want to touch it?" Linfeng shook his head and said, "Don't force me to fight with you." Yihe grabbed Linfeng's hand and put it on his arm, Linfeng was furious and wanted to punch, but he suddenly felt something in the muscles of Yihe's arm, like a small round ball. "I have a wax pill under my arm that might help us get out of this place," Iga said.

Linfeng asked in surprise: "What's in the wax pill?" Iga said, "You will know when the time comes." Prison life is boring. When the warden is in a good mood, he will let the prisoners fight. In his words: a group of fools beats another group of fools.If the prison is overcrowded, the warden will find a way to clear a group of prisoners.The method is to let a row of elderly prisoners stand by the wall, some with cabbage on their heads, some with radishes on their heads, and some with tomatoes on their heads. The warden ordered the soldiers to practice marksmanship and aim and shoot.Every practice, a large number of prisoners will die. When the warden reports to his superiors, he sums up the cause of death in this way: natural death!

This is an isolated island. For the prisoners imprisoned on this isolated island, the warden plays a double role: God and Satan. There are also many forces in the prison. These prisoners who have committed many crimes divide their territories according to their regions and tastes. The filth and filth gather together, and the dross gathers together. Various bizarre scenes appear at the same time. Dark breath.Although they share similar smells, fights break out every day. The survival rules of Solomon Prison are the same as the law of the jungle in the primeval jungle. Every weekend, the prison improves the food. When the meal is served, there will be fish, vegetables and rice on the plate.

Little Barr said to Linfeng: "Do you like to eat fish?" Linfeng replied: "It's okay." Little Barr: "Unfortunately, you will never be able to eat here." Linfeng pointed to the fish on the plate and asked: "Isn't this a fish?" Little Barr: "This is not yours. You have to give the fish to Dr. Sloppy. You are new here and don't know the rules. If he is happy, he will reward you with the fish head." Linfeng said: "What if I disagree." "Then you'll just have to eat shit," said Barr Jr. Little Barr added: "Of course, it can also be traded. There is also a market here. The current market is four cigarettes for one fish. Last year, an old smoker came. He is an international financial fraudster and is wanted by four countries. After he came here, the market was in chaos, because he used the washbasin as an ashtray, and he couldn’t leave his cigarette every day, which caused the price to rise. Sometimes I would also get a few cigarettes to smoke through prostitution.”

Linfeng asked: "Oh, how is the business?" "A lot of people like me," Barr Jr. said. "It's a slutty land." Linfeng asked again: "Who is the boss here?" Barr Jr. said: "Many people are, but I can tell you which one is the most unlucky guy who gets bullied." Linfeng asked: "Who?" Barr Jr. replied, "It's me." Linfeng and Barr Jr. carried the trays and walked to the end of the prison restaurant, where a group of people were distributing food, and an old man was sitting in the crowd, eating fish, and he was Dr. Sloppy.After the jailer distributes the food to the prisoners, the prisoners will give the food to their bosses, and then redistribute it again.Little Baal gave the Norseman the plate with the fish, and the Norseman gave him an empty plate in return.

The Norwegian snowman looked at Linfeng. Little Barr tugged at the corner of Linfeng's clothes, motioning for Linfeng to pass over his plate as well. With a blank expression on his face, Linfeng threw his plate on the ground with all his might, and with a loud bang, the prison dining room fell silent, and everyone turned their gazes to this side. Linfeng said: "I don't accept anyone's protection." The Norwegian Yeti said, "It's the rule, you don't want to pay taxes, do you?" Linfeng said: "I am not bullied by anyone." A lot of people stood up immediately behind the Norwegian Snowman, and a gang fight was about to break out. Dr. Sloppy pushed aside the crowd and walked over, stretched out his hand tremblingly to Linfeng, and slapped Linfeng across the face.Linfeng didn't dodge at all, because the old man in front of him was already in his dying years, and he didn't have any strength to beat someone.Dr. Sloppy picked up the plate fragments from the ground and used them as a murder weapon. He held the fragments tremblingly and scratched towards Linfeng's neck. Linfeng snorted, grabbed his wrist, and twisted forward. Doctor's neck.

Dr. Sloppy yelled out the unthinkable: "Don't let the devil out of me." The King of Pain led a group of prison guards to rush in. The prisoners in the dining room stood against the wall, and the prison guards pointed their guns at Linfeng. The King of Pain also said something intriguing: "Do you know who he is, he was one of my fathers." Linfeng asked: "How many fathers do you have?" "I'll tell you a story," said the King of Pain. The King of Pain was born and raised in Solomon Prison, and he had a dozen fathers, Dr. Sloppy being one of them.

Dr. Sloppy is in his 60s. He hasn't showered for more than 20 years. His hair hangs down to his waist and is already hardened. This is because his hair is his pillow. Sometimes when he is in a good mood, he will wash his hands with his own urine while peeing. .The smell in the cell was so bad that no prisoner wanted to live with him. The last inmate in the same room mentioned to the warden that "I can't bear to stay with a moving garbage dump." Before being imprisoned, Dr. Sloppy had insomnia and was in a state of trance all day long. This state lasted for several days until he fell into a drowsy sleep. He often woke up in different places: the street, the park ,Cinema.At one point, he woke up to find himself in prison.His lawyer pleaded not guilty because he suffers from schizophrenia.

"I'm not mentally ill, I was just born in a mental hospital," he claimed in court. He was arrested more than a dozen times, and each time he told the police: "I will be acquitted. If you don't believe me, we bet." Once, a group of policemen surrounded Dr. Sloppy. Before the policeman could speak, he put his hands on his head, lay on the ground, put his nose on the ground, and only pointed his butt towards the policeman. A policeman said: "The action is very skillful." The lunatic replied: "Yeah, it's not the first time I've been arrested." However, this was his last arrest, this time in a court-martial for setting up an unofficial nuclear reactor workshop.Before that, this lunatic also did some illegal experiments, such as "cloning and organ transplantation" and "extracting drugs from soil". He is a mad scientist with intermittent mental disorders but great talent. After being imprisoned in Solomon Prison, he did not give up his scientific experiments. He first helped the prison manufacture fresh water treatment equipment, and then built a simple wind farm with a pile of scrap iron. Solomon Prison is located on a deserted island. These two inventions created It can be said that it has solved the urgent need for many years.The warden appreciated Dr. Sloppy very much, regarded him as a close friend, and built a laboratory for him in the prison.Another invention of Dr. Sloppy shocked all the prisoners in the prison. He announced this: "I invented an animal, an animal that bleeds for seven days but will not die. The name of this animal is - woman!" There used to be a Thai in Solomon Prison, nicknamed Xiao Yao, who was the leader of an international kidnapping and prostitution group before he was imprisoned. The demon turns back into a woman.The presence of this woman changed prison life, or rather, sex life in prison.The bosses on the hills in the prison competed for spouses like wild beasts. After many wars broke out, they finally reached an agreement to sleep with the Thai demons one by one in date order.Of course, the warden and Dr. Sloppy have the privilege of jumping in line at any time.During that time, the Thai little demon only wore one pair of underwear all day long, and there was a line written on the underwear: "The door is always open for you." Because the female reproductive system of the Thai demon is intact, she became pregnant and gave birth to a son.Because of the excessive number of matings, the Thai demon contracted AIDS, and eventually died and was thrown into the sea. This son was the Lord of Pain, and he was brought up in Solomon's prison.The King of Pain had more than a dozen fathers, but he only called two dads: the Warden and Dr. Sloppy. Linfeng looked at the King of Pain: "So, you are a bastard." The King of Pain said, "The story is over, and you too should go to bed." The King of Pain took a gun from the prison guard and pulled the bolt. Linfeng blocked Dr. Sloppy in front of his body. However, Dr. Sloppy was small and thin, and the King of Pain could calmly kill the tall Linfeng. Dr. Sloppy said suddenly, "I need a guinea pig." The King of Pain put down his gun, and the prison guard rushed up with an electric baton. Soon, Linfeng fell to the ground and was put in heavy shackles. A few days later, Linfeng reappeared in the prison cafeteria. His naked upper body was covered with scars, and he seemed to have suffered a lot. It was strange that a small grass was planted on Linfeng's shoulder.All the prisoners can't avoid Linfeng, because the last time Dr. Sloppy found an unlucky prisoner to experiment with a new type of virus. A tumor the size of a basketball grew on the prisoner's back. The prisoner couldn't bear the pain, so he punctured the tumor and committed suicide. Yes, the stench lingered for a whole month. Warden: "Have you changed your career to become a performance artist?" Dr. Sloppy: "This is my latest experiment." Warden: "Will he fly away?" Dr. Sloppy: "Instead of grafting wings, I planted grass on his shoulder." Warden: "Then tell me, what is the use of this grass?"