Chapter 45 Chapter 4: The dead body emerges from the coffin in the middle of the night

That night, we stayed in the temple, and the bedroom was next to the room where Qiu Sha's body was buried. I took out the classics of Cheng-Zhu Neo-Confucianism to read, and to participate in the imperial examination, not only the "Four Books" and "Five Classics", but also Cheng-Zhu Neo-Confucianism.These things must be thoroughly familiarized, so that they can be integrated and answered fluently when taking the test. In the evening, after listening to the old monk's narration, Tian Gudao's meaning seemed unfinished, like an arrow drawn from a crossbow.Lying on the bed, Tian Gudao regarded me as the old monk, harassing me and asking me frequently.

"Xiucai, what do you think the eunuch did when he and the court lady met each other? I have always wondered, how can the eunuch satisfy the court lady when he doesn't even have a lifeline?" Tian Gudao asked tirelessly.I don't have an answer to his question, after all, we are not yet married and have no actual combat experience.However, I have read some books on unofficial history before, and speculated that there should be no more than two ways for eunuchs to cheat with court ladies: one should be comforted, and the other should be carried out with the help of sex tools.

In fact, I also have many questions in private, such as whether the eunuchs have desires or not. Tian Gudao is more interested in this question than I am.The two discussed and discussed, but there was no convincing answer. We both pressed our throats and chatted softly, nagging until late at night without falling asleep. While we were chatting, suddenly, we heard the sound of Qiusha's morgue next door, and the monks who were guarding the spirit had already left. What's going on! Tian Gudao scolded: "Grandma, pickle, it can't be the ghost of Qiu Sha who is doing the trick, right?"

Tian Gudao and I immediately put on our clothes, got up and opened the door, tiptoed to the morgue next door, and saw strange noises and rustlings from inside Qiu Sha's coffin, as if something was moving inside. "Mice got into the coffin, right?" Tian Gudao said softly. "Probably not, the lid of the coffin is tightly closed." I looked at the coffin, which was placed on two benches. "That's a hell, could it be that Qiu Sha's body is causing trouble?" "It stands to reason that it shouldn't be. There is a Buddha's light guarding the temple in this thousand-year-old temple, and the incense is so strong that ghosts dare not come in."

"Is it the problem with the coffin? The old monk said that there have been hundreds of dead bodies lying in it. If Qiu Sha happens to be the hundredth dead body, then the ghosts from before have remained in the coffin and have not been scattered. , when it accumulates to a certain level, it will form a huge mysterious magnetic field. This magnetic field usually erupts once every 100, and now it is midnight. " "Hurry up and go back and get the magic weapon." I told Tian Gudao, and I stood guard at the original place. At this moment, the sound in the coffin became louder and denser, and I held my breath.Suddenly, the sealed coffin lid was moved, and fell to the side with a bang, knocking over the long burning lamp beside the coffin, and the room was plunged into dead darkness.

At this time, Tian Gudao's magic weapon has not been brought yet, so I can only continue to observe the movement and wait for the opportunity to change.Then, there was another sound of rubbing, probably the dead body had crawled out of the coffin.Sure enough, Qiu Sha's body slowly walked out of the door from the darkness. My voice is not good, and once the corpse is out of the coffin, it is difficult to subdue it.Before getting out of the coffin, just use a few Chenzhou talismans to seal the lid of the coffin. After the corpse is out of the coffin, the ghosts are scattered and difficult to gather.

That Qiu Sha had already walked out of the house, Tian Gudao brought the magic weapon, and I took the Huya sandalwood ruler, ready to crush the dead body.Tian Gudao dragged me back and said again and again: "I can't do it, I can't do it." Then I remembered that suppressing Qiu Sha's soul will increase the difficulty of driving the corpse.This town ruler is generally used to suppress wild ghosts and lonely souls, so the town ruler was collected. "Simply, let's follow this dead body and see what he is going to do?" Tian Gudao suggested. I think it makes some sense, besides, it is not appropriate to make too much noise in this temple in the middle of the night.

So, we followed behind the dead body, and saw the dead body walking unhurriedly towards the gate of the temple, opened the door by itself, and went out again. Under the dim moonlight, Qiu Sha was wearing a pure white shroud. Against the backdrop of the shroud, his face looked even paler, his hands were shaking stiffly, and the moonlight shone on his bald head. , glowing with a faint spiritual light, from time to time. The corpse seemed to be very familiar with the roads in this area, and walked towards a cemetery in the back mountain without hesitation.It didn't take long to arrive at the cemetery.The cemetery was surrounded by mountains on three sides and faced a lake. Even though it was night, it looked like a place of geomantic omen, and the scenery was not bad.Tian Gudao said softly, it's a pity to use such a good place as a cemetery.

Could this be the Yin Yang Mountain that people often say? The dead body kept moving forward, and soon stopped in front of a stone pillar. Taking advantage of the moonlight, we took a closer look and found that this stone pillar is in the shape of a phallic, eight feet high and ten arms thick, and its shape is almost the same as that of a penis. This should be the legendary Yangyuan Stone. Strange to say, it is said that barren women in the nearby villages can conceive as long as they worship the Yangyuan Stone regularly, burn incense and offer sacrifices. Because people are surprised by the miraculous effect of Yangyuan stone, those who have troubles come to reveal it.A feng shui master came here to check the feng shui. He found a cave on the mountain west of the village, facing the village. Well, since the settlement of the Yangyuan Stone, the village has started to flourish, and there have been many officials.

The dead body stood in front of Yang Yuanshi, stared at it for a long time, refused to leave, stood there for a long time, suddenly let out a deep moan, and the sound was very sad. Qiu Sha's dead body stood still for a while, and suddenly, its nose moved, as if it smelled something, and it went looking for it.We followed closely behind, and through the moonlight, we saw a pair of young men and women having wild sex in the grass of the cemetery. It turns out that there is also a custom here. If couples in the nearby village get married for a long time without having children, they all go to the Yangyuan Stone to have a wild marriage. They can conceive and have children soon after returning.

When the dead body saw it, it remained silent. After examining it for a while, suddenly its spirit came out of its body, and it wanted to take the man's lifeblood. The man and woman were frightened by the sudden scene.But they didn't expect that the other party was a dead body. They thought that the people around them were here to catch the rape, and the woman immediately covered her chest with her clothes.Regardless of his shyness, the man stood up and reasoned: "We are husband and wife, we are not married, we are here to seek a child!" Obviously, this was playing the piano against a cow, the dead body insisted on attacking its crotch despite listening to his arguments. When Tian Gudao and I saw that something was wrong, we immediately recited a mantra, and at the same time wrapped a Chenzhou Talisman in mud and threw it over, which happened to land on Qiu Sha's neck.The dead body immediately stopped moving, as if awakened from a dream, stood for a while, sighed softly, turned and walked towards the temple. The good deeds of the man and woman were hindered, and the woman was frightened even more.After the dead body left, we showed up, gave a talisman to the couple, and told them to go back, burn it and drink it with water. In order not to cause trouble, Tian Gudao lied, "That was a mentally disturbed person just now, no wonder." The man suddenly lost his temper: "If you know someone in your family is sick, you should take care of them!" We apologized repeatedly, and then left, only to hear the man scolding endlessly behind us. Tian Gudao said: "Xiucai, this man was concentrating on doing things just now, if he is suddenly frightened, that thing will never grow up in his lifetime." The dead body was not much trouble, and actually went to Jiashan Temple, and then closed the temple gate. Tian Gudao and I were blocked outside the temple and couldn't go in. Tian Gudao began to scold his mother non-stop: "The damn eunuch, you actually shut me out, let's see who will drive you back..." At this time, the night was very deep, and the coolness suddenly emerged.I couldn't help but shudder.Obviously, cursing people won't solve the problem.Tian Gudao said: "Scholar, let's climb in with a ladder." I didn't agree, took out the wolf flute cinnabar pen, put it in my mouth, and blew it vertically.A piece of "Ancient Temple Tranquility" is a silent Sanskrit music. Under the moonlight, in Jiashan Temple, a thousand-year-old temple, it looks so leisurely and peaceful, calm and calm, which makes people feel restless... Hearing the sound of my flute, Tian Gudao stopped restless and stood quietly aside. After a while, the gate of the temple opened, and the ghost cub looked at us sleepily. The sound of the flute is a way of communication between me and the ghost cub, it is a kind of code.As long as the ghost cub hears my flute, if he finds that I'm not around, he will know that I have something to look for him.The speed of the flute sound represents the priority of the matter.If the sound of my flute is sad and sick, it means there is an emergency.If it is light and leisurely, it means that there is no danger, but help is needed. The three entered the temple and looked at Qiu Sha's morgue. Qiu Sha had already crawled into the coffin and lay down by himself, as if nothing had happened.We hurriedly closed the coffin lid and sealed the talisman, instead of going to sleep in our own room, the three refueled the long burning lamp and sat cross-legged on the futon, so as to avoid another accident with Qiu Sha's body. "Xiucai, what did Qiu Sha mean by going out just now?" Tian Gudao began to ask. "I think it's because Qiu Sha was very unwilling after his death, and wanted to go to the Yangyuan Stone to mend his body. After death, it is most taboo to leave the body and head. The master said: the body is hair and skin, and the parents do not dare to damage it. Filial piety begins at the beginning." .Standing up and practicing the Tao, making your name known to future generations, to show your parents, is the end of filial piety. Keeping your body, hair and skin intact is also filial piety to your parents." I guessed. While chatting, the sky has already dawned. We started to make preparations for Qiu Sha's body before departure. After we were done, we said goodbye to Master Hongzheng and other monks such as Kong and others, and set off. Starting from Jiashan, we performed the corpse fast movement technique, all the way unimpeded.When traveling to Jiudu River in Cili County, something happened. While we were waiting for the ferry to cross the river on the bank of Jiudu River, a young man on the other side took out his stuff and urinated confidently on Jiudu River.The urine fell into the river, splashing into waves, and then the waves turned into foam and drifted away with the current. It was the man's pee, but it tormented us for a long time. The eunuch Qiu Sha's corpse, which was originally in good condition, saw the man peeing, and no matter how we cast spells, we couldn't get rid of it.It attracted layers of good people to watch. I hurriedly took out "Liu's Walking Corpse Side Door Secret Technique", searched it several times, but couldn't find the secret to crack it.It seems that I, Liu Sect, have not overtaken the corpse of the eunuch.As the number of onlookers increased, my forehead started to sweat. If there were too many onlookers, it would be easy to startle the corpse. If so, it would be even more difficult to control the situation.So I frightened the onlookers, some timid ones slipped away, but some were not afraid of death, just gathered around to watch the fun, but in fact they were also waiting to see us make a fool of ourselves. "It's still risky to transport this special corpse!" I whispered to Tian Gudao. Tian Gudao also felt a little weak, and asked me to cast a Yin spell to see if there were any unclean things around. I wiped off the Yang fire and scanned the surroundings, but found nothing unusual. After tossing like this for half an hour, just when we were about to lose confidence, the ghost boy ran to the door of a fellow villager, snatched some mud balls from the hands of a few children, and walked towards us, holding his hands. Keep rubbing.When he got to the front, the lump of mud was rubbed into the shape of a penis.It looked so real that it caused the onlookers to burst into laughter, saying that this little ghost has a lot of tricks. The children who had been robbed of mud in the distance ran towards us crying, looking unwilling to give up. The ghost boy untied Qiu Sha's belt, and we quickly coaxed away the nearby spectators. The ghost boy quickly wrapped the mud-made penis in cloth, tied it under the dead body's crotch, and then put the clothes back on. Seeing this, Tian Gudao and I suddenly realized, so we immediately cast a spell, re-lighted the cinnabar, and pasted the talisman. Tian Gudao grabbed a handful of Ming coins, threw them into the air, and shouted, the corpse started to walk and boarded the ferry. Go across the river. The boatman was an old man with a lot of courage. He said that he often did this kind of business, and a trip to the God of Joy would pay for four or five days' worth of money, which was a good deal.He also said that he has survived many dead people, but this is the first time he has encountered such a situation today. At this time, we already know the mystery.It turned out that after the death of the eunuch, his soul was very sensitive to the penis, because his own penis was gone, so he could not see other people's naked penis.Master has long warned us that if the penis of a dead man is lost, he will not be able to get rid of it.It's just that we didn't expect eunuchs to be so sensitive to other people's lifeblood.