Chapter 34 Chapter 1 Ancient Tomb Zombies Do Evil

After the crowd slowly dispersed, Tian Gudao and I replaced the two dead bodies with traveling talismans, preparing to drive the corpses out of the way. At this moment, a young man in his thirties rushed in and said that he wanted us to get rid of the corpse.The man was wearing a brown felt hat. The shape and color of the hat was no different from cow dung, so people called it a "cow dung hat". I took a closer look at the person who came, and saw that there were loess and mud sticking to his clothes and shoes. The man said that he was a businessman, and he sold some jade and antiques in various places during the slack season.Yesterday, when I was buying goods in a village not far to the west of Guogongping with two partners, I encountered an accident. One of the partners suddenly fell ill and died, and his soul returned to the west.

Tian Gudao heard that it was a sudden illness, so he quickly reasoned that the corpse chasers would not pick up the dead corpses of sudden illness. Someone asked why. Tian Gudao told him the reason.It is the teacher's training for the corpse-hunters not to pick up the corpses of sudden illnesses, and it is the iron rule of the corpse-hustle business.Because most of the dead who died of sudden illness were caused by highly contagious diseases, such as plague, smallpox, plague and other unknown diseases.These germs are highly contagious and spread quickly. Sometimes a village suddenly died suddenly within a few days for no reason.Such a corpse, no matter how much money is given, no one is willing to chase it away. If it is not done well, it will harm the villagers and will be punished. This is also the basic ethics of corpse hunters.

Seeing Tian Gudao say this, the young man became a little anxious. He quickly explained that his violently ill companion was not an infectious disease, but suffered from epilepsy before.Yesterday when we went to the countryside together to buy goods, we suddenly had epilepsy, foaming at the mouth, twitching limbs, unconscious, and there was a sound in the throat, like a sheep bleating.In order to protect him from biting his tongue, another companion grabbed a handful of grass from the side of the road and stuffed it into his mouth.This method has been used many times before, and it is very effective, but this time I never woke up again.

The young man described it like this. Tian Gudao sighed again and again: "No wonder, no wonder! When epilepsy occurs, don't gag your mouth. Don't panic at all. Let him heal. He can recover intuition and wake up in a short time. Those who suffer from this kind of disease People shouldn't do dangerous things, so it's not dangerous for you to sell jade and antiques!" The man replied that it might be due to improper rescue operation. I interrupted and asked, "Is it because the environment in which you purchased the goods was not good, which caused the epilepsy?"

The man said: "Maybe. This time we sold jade antiques and made a lot of money. The dead companion should get a share. Alas, there is no good fortune to share. We want to share the share he deserved." I give you the money, please drive him back to his hometown as soon as possible, and put him in peace..." Tian Gudao and I thought it over and thought that since it is not an infectious disease, it will not violate the teacher's training.Besides, the person said that he was kind and righteous, and he was on the way with us, and there was a huge reward. This business is still a good deal, so he decided to take this job.

So, we moved quickly and drove the two dead bodies to the place where the incident happened under the guidance of the man. After leaving Guogongping, I estimated that after walking for an hour, I came to a mountain bag. This mountain is not very high, but the trees are lush, and there are no people around, and there are no houses. A small path leads directly to the depths of the mountain... The man led us to the valley. Tian Gudao stopped, seemed a little puzzled, and asked the man: "How did you come to such a place in business?" The man replied: "We buy and sell jade and antiques because we go from house to house and enter villages or houses. Otherwise, it would be difficult to receive valuable things."

Seeing that he is right, let's move on. The hill was actually very long, and the man walked along the ridge for several miles and came to a cemetery, as the man said. My heart is very depressed, how is this place! At this moment, an owl hooted from the woods. Tian Xiaomei and Wang Erya leaned on each other, their faces showed timidity, and their eyes looked around vigilantly from time to time. I asked the man where the dead body was. The man pointed to a tomb bag not far away, saying that it was in an old tomb. Tian Xiaomei and Wang Erya hugged him even tighter after hearing what he said.I thought this guy was very suspicious and gave him a blank look.

The man probably knew what I was thinking, and hurriedly explained: "My partner got sick not far away. After death, we were afraid that we would scare the passing villagers on the road, and we still had a lot of treasures and money on us." , Afraid of being missed by others, so I moved the body to an empty old tomb." I saw that he was very sincere, and I heard the owl hooting just now, so I believed it in my heart. Anyone who chases corpses knows that wherever owls haunt, there are usually dead people. Because owls like to smell the special smell from critically ill, especially dying patients, which cannot be smelled by human noses.This smell will only be emitted by patients who are about to die, and the time is very short, after which the patient will die, so it is also called "the smell of death". died screaming.In the countryside, common people generally believe that owls are the messengers of death, and that owls are ominous things, which is the reason.

Even so, I still have some grudges.To prevent accidents, I asked Tian Gudao to stay outside to guard the dead body and protect the two women. Gui Xiyao and I followed the man to the empty tomb ahead. When I came to the entrance of the tomb, I found that there were traces of new soil at the entrance of the cave, but there was no soil. Just as he was wondering, he had bent down with the man and entered the cave. Due to the large contrast between the light inside and outside the cave, the eyes were dark after entering, and it took a while to get used to it.When I opened my eyes, I saw from the corner of the eye that the cave was dark and very humid.

The man struck a scythe and lit a candle. There was a breeze blowing outside the cave, and the candle flame flickered.I looked around the cave by the light of the candle. The entrance to the tomb is very long. After entering, there are two chambers. There is a coffin in the main tomb.In the center of the tomb passage, although the coffin is very old in color, it is intact, not rotten, and exudes a faint fragrance, which should be made of precious nanmu. There is a stone table in the auxiliary tomb chamber, and beside the stone table are some funerary objects, including bows, arrows, guns, knives and other weapons, as well as silk fabrics, lacquerware and other utensils.

Suddenly, I found a strong man and a thin old man sitting quietly in the corner of the cave, with expressionless faces. I couldn't help being surprised. The man quickly said, "Don't worry, these are my senior brother and uncle." I'm at a loss.Didn't they mean two business partners! Seeing this, the man went on to say: "Master, let me tell you the truth. We are not businessmen who buy and sell jade and antiques at all, but we specialize in the business of groping corpses." It turned out to be a tomb robber!We were cheated by this guy! Seeing my angry look, the man was very calm: "This is the tomb of an aristocrat in the Yuan Dynasty. We found it after inquiring for a long time. We have been digging here for the past few days. Unexpectedly, when we opened the coffin, the deceased It didn't rot, the coffin was full of gold, silver and jewels, and there was also a priceless night pearl! This is the biggest transaction we have encountered since we touched the corpse! We are about to take out the treasures, but we don't know what happened. The dead body actually turned into a zombie and came back to life, we had no choice but to quickly cover the coffin and seal it with an ink fountain, so as not to cause any harm, but we didn’t know how to get rid of the zombie.” I was very annoyed: "You rob tombs, we drive away corpses, the roads are different, why did you drag us here!" The man looked at the coffin with greedy eyes: "Master, calm down, we have no choice but to make such a bad plan. This is the first time we have encountered the resurrection of zombies when digging a tomb. Seeing that the treasure in our hands is gone, I feel unwilling. So it was decided that the two of them would stay behind and read the "Diamond Sutra" to suppress ghosts and guard the tomb, and I would go out to find an expert to collect ghosts. When I walked to Guo Gongping, I happened to meet you giving advice to an antique shop. I decided that you were an extraordinary expert. People, and they can drive away corpses, just enough to help us drive away zombies." "The matter of tomb robbery is despised by others, and it is a nasty act. If it is light, it will cut off children and grandchildren, and if it is serious, it will be rewarded immediately. I am really sorry, but I can't help you. I also advise you to stop and leave quickly, so as not to lose your life." said the man. "I can understand Master's thoughts, but since you're here, why don't you make a trip in vain. The treasures in this coffin are divided into two parts, and you each take half. These things are enough for us to enjoy for several lifetimes!" Seeing my firm attitude, the man seduced me with heavy courtesy. "A gentleman loves money, and he gets it in a proper way. Besides, our corpse hunters only chase away freshly dead corpses, not zombies. I think you're fine." I was unmoved. "This is the end of the matter, you have to rush if you don't want to, you have to chase, you have no choice." The skinny old man who had been sitting quietly in the corner of the cave said. The old man didn't speak, I thought he was dead. "This scholar never wants to be threatened by others. Today I will not chase this corpse away! Haha..." After hearing the old man's threats, I suddenly lost my temper. My laughter echoed in the cave, because the cave was so small, the sound sounded very scary, and the three of them didn't dare to make a sound. There was a moment of silence, and the two sides were deadlocked. The strong man stood up suddenly, ran to the coffin, and made a gesture to lift the lid of the coffin: "Master, we are grasshoppers on a rope now. If you don't want to drive the zombies away, I will lift the lid and let the zombies die." Zombies jumping out by themselves, you should be very clear about the consequences of this. Zombies may sneak into the village and bite people everywhere, and it won’t be long before the surrounding area will become a zombie village, and we’ll let it out that you drove the morticians to do it..." It's unbelievable that this guy is so vicious. Everyone has a weakness, it seems that these guys have decided to eat me. I am silent.Seeing that I was silent, the strong man held the coffin lid with both hands, pretending to lift the coffin lid. Unexpectedly, with too much force, the lid of the coffin was really lifted, revealing a gap. At this time, there was a strange noise in the coffin, a strange sound similar to a sigh. It turned out that the strong man moved the lid of the coffin, which moved the sealing line played by the previous ink fountain. In addition, the two stopped reciting the "Diamond Sutra". He slapped the coffin hard. Seeing this, the strong man and the other two panicked. Originally, they wanted to coerce me into submitting, but who would have guessed that the fake show would be real, and the zombies would really be resurrected. The man and the skinny old man grumbled, ran to the coffin, and helped to press the lid hard, for fear that the zombie would come out. The zombie was harassed by the aura of the living person, so he tried his best to lift the lid, and the coffin lid sometimes went up and down, sometimes opened and sometimes closed. The three of them showed horror on their faces. The man yelled wantonly: "Master, please do me a favor, otherwise this zombie is about to come out, and it won't end well..." The man's voice was filled with pleading, and he completely lost his previous composure. When I saw the performance of the three of them, I couldn't help but want to laugh when I thought of their arrogant appearance just now. Zombies in the cemetery cannot see candlelight or smell the burning smell of ghost coins, otherwise they will become demonic and difficult to subdue.Many tomb robbers who know alchemy generally use pine oil torches when lighting in the cemetery, which can ward off evil spirits. Worried about the zombies coming out to cause trouble, I wanted to suppress the zombies immediately.But when I thought about being coerced just now, I felt very uncomfortable, so I decided to tease the three rats first. So, I let the ghost go out first, and then said to the three people who were pressing on the coffin lid: "Now the demonic nature of the zombies has begun to break out, you must press the lid hard, and we will take a step first. Remember, The power of the zombies will become stronger and stronger, and the two of them will never be able to hold down the lid. Let me remind you again, the opening of the tomb passage is only the size of a person. Even if you want to abandon the lid and escape, you can only escape one, and the other two are Can't run away..." After I finished speaking, I extinguished the candlelight, then turned around and exited the cave. The tomb was suddenly plunged into darkness. "Fucking dead, you're going to have to die..." "Chasing the mortician, you will get retribution..." The hysterical screams of three people came from the dark tomb. Such scolding lasted for a while, probably because they were too forceful, and their throats became hoarse. When they got tired of screaming, I didn't answer, but coughed deliberately to show that I hadn't left and to give them some hope. Sure enough, when I heard my coughing, a begging voice came from inside: "Master, please help us, you can take the long side of this property, can we take the small one?" At the moment when their lives are at stake, they are still thinking about this little property, it is really unacceptable! "Master, I still have a ninety-year-old mother at home. If something happens to me, I'm afraid I won't be able to die for the old man. Please show mercy and save us..." It seemed to be the old man's voice. "Master, I still have three wives in my family and five children who need support. They can't live without me..." "Master, we follow your advice and never do such bad things from now on..." The three of them had good things to say, but I just didn't talk to each other.Then, the silence returned inside. Not long after, there was another quarrel in the tomb. "Grandma, I got a divination when I came out and said that I can't come out to buy goods these days, you don't believe me..." It turns out that the purchase that the young man mentioned earlier was grave robbery and funeral objects! "I said why our eyelids have been twitching non-stop these days. I didn't expect it to be really unlucky." "It's useless to be noisy. We still have to find a way to escape. If the zombie's magic power increases, the three of us may not be able to suppress it." "How can there be any way, this hole can only escape one person at a time." "If we die, we must die together. We must not run away alone, leaving the other two as dead ghosts." "Three people died together? I think it's better to count one as one who escaped. The person who escaped is responsible for taking care of the family members of the other two." "Then who will escape first?" "I'll run away first. Among the three of us, my family is the richest. I can take care of your family members after I go out." "I'll run first, my child is still waiting to be fed." "Fuck your mother, I won't have children!" "I am your uncle, you should respect your seniors and let me go first." "At this time, the uncle has a bird to use, and the master is useless." ... Inside the tomb, the quarrel between the three became louder and more intense. The theme of course was about who would escape first. Hearing the conversations, arguments, and insults of the three of them, I secretly laughed in my heart, and the weakness of human nature was fully exposed at this moment. "Aw... Aw..." Suddenly, there was a muffled cry in the tomb passage. It is estimated that the whole body of the zombie started to activate.I think it's almost the end of the trick, and if you continue playing, it may really kill someone. So, the ghost cub and demon and I got in again, and lit a discarded pine oil torch picked up from the cemetery. When the three of them saw us, it was as if they had seen a savior. Their already tired faces shone with hope: "Master, we know that you are a good person, and you will never leave your life alone..." "Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Listen to me, don't be afraid, the two young people press the lid first, and let the old man retreat first." I began to direct the three of them. The old man gave me a grateful look.Then quickly drilled out of the hole. I let the two loosen the lid. The zombie inside immediately opened the coffin, jumped out, and rushed towards us... It was probably a long time ago, and the zombie had turned into a mummy, with wrinkled face and limbs, and long fluff on its hands, which was both disgusting and hideous.The zombie wears a square scarf on his head, and a satin gown with a wide lapel and wide sleeves, which is as long as the knees. There are patterns painted on it, and a group of "Shou" characters are embedded between the clouds and bats, which means "five bats". Holding birthday".One look at this attire, one can tell that it is an official or a wealthy family. In the eyes of the corpse hunters, the dead, including zombies, are actually not scary, and the most terrifying thing is the living.Because corpses can be controlled by alchemy, but living people cannot. Zombies come from dead bodies.As long as you figure out the type of corpse change, you can manipulate it. There are generally five types of necrosis: The first is skin change; the second is flesh change.These two types of corpse changes are caused by their skin or flesh. The third type is blood change, this kind of corpse change is caused by his blood, so it is easier to deal with.As long as the flesh is stabbed with knives, guns, arrows and other utensils to let the blood go out, the dead body will fall to the ground immediately and no longer endanger people. The fourth type is bone change, that is, the main factor leading to this kind of corpse change is in the bone, which can only be dealt with by injuring the bone. The fifth type is nevus change. The cause of the necrosis is a certain mole on his body.This is the most difficult kind of dead body to deal with. Before the mole is hit, it will run around and harm people. It can only be lured and killed but cannot be captured. When zombies touch living people, they often touch the top with their hands. Anyone touched by them will become new zombies. Just when the zombie was rushing towards us, I took a quick look and saw no signs of moles. So, I let the ghost cub go to the auxiliary tomb, took a spear, and stabbed at the zombie, but the zombie didn't respond. The zombies continued to attack us, and the man and the strong man were so frightened that they called mother and father, jumping left and right. I concluded that this zombie must be a bone transformation, but the tomb is too small, and I can't use it if I want to injure its bones. So, I asked the ghost cub to take off his pants, urinate around the zombie, and draw a circle. The zombie couldn't move forward immediately, and could only circle around in circles. Seeing this, the young man and the strong man got out in a hurry. Originally, the entrance of the tomb was very low, and the living had to bend down to get out. Zombies couldn't get out of such a hole.Because zombies can only walk upright. However, zombies have another feature, they don't need to eat food, as long as there is air, they can survive.If you let the zombies stay in the tomb, if someone accidentally enters, it will cause trouble.Therefore, it is reassuring to find a way to get the zombies out and deal with them. So, I called the three grave robbers to dig the entrance of the hole and dig it high, and the three of them waved their shovels tremblingly to dig the hole.The zombie made a weird cry inside. After a while, the cave door was dug, and I picked up the magic weapon, chanted a spell, and led it out of the cave. When the zombie came out of the hole, I picked up the cinnabar pen, tapped the cinnabar, and tapped the soul point between its eyebrows.The ghost cub took the opportunity to sweep towards the zombie with the spear in his hand. Maybe the ghost cub was too weak to hurt its bones, but the zombie still didn't fall down. At this moment, I heard Tian Xiaomei and Wang Erya screaming in the distance. Tian Gudao also ran over to help.He took the spear from the ghost boy, and swept across the zombie, but the zombie was still unharmed! I was in a mess, and I couldn't figure out what caused it to change into a dead body. Tian Gudao said: "Brother, burn it with fire!" Originally, burning the zombies with fire was the best choice, but the torch just now had been burned in the tomb, and there was no dry wood to make a torch at once. The situation was urgent and there was no time. Several tomb robbers fled away. The zombie smelled the living scent of Tian Xiaomei and Wang Erya not far away, so it jumped towards them. Seeing this, Tian Xiaomei and Wang Erya screamed in surprise, and the monster heard the sound and went towards them looking for the sound. My heart tightened, the two dead bodies were still there, if they were touched by zombies, the corpses of the cattle dealer Wu Liucong and the killer's nameless corpses would also change, and it would cause big trouble. When I was thinking about it, I saw a river under the west slope of the cemetery, so I decided to lead the zombies to the river and cast the "water-melting spell" to subdue them. Tian Gudao saw my intention, and threw the soul-inducing flag to me. I caught it, put on the robe, and chanted the spell while dancing the divine dance, and walked forward while dancing.The zombie followed closely while dancing, and gradually came to a river. I led the zombie to the wooden bridge, then took off the robe and threw it into the river. Then, the zombie jumped into the river with the cassock. It immediately turned into water and disappeared without a trace... After subduing the zombies, we were about to go back on the road. Just as we were about to take a step, three tomb robbers followed from behind and stuffed a handful of things into Tian Gudao's arms.It turned out to be a handful of gold, silver and jewels, which must have been fished out of the coffin by sneaking into the tomb while I was driving the corpse to the river. I scolded them not to take the ill-gotten gains indiscriminately, and not to engage in such outrageous activities as tomb robbery in the future. The three of them nodded like chicken pecking rice, said some words of gratitude at the same time, and then hurriedly waved away.Probably because I was afraid that I would order them to return the treasure to its original place. I asked Tian Gudao to throw away the jewels, but Tian Gudao refused.Said that we did not take this jewelry from the tomb, but was given by others, so it is not considered a thief, and it is not a serious problem. I just wanted to get out of the right and wrong quickly, seeing Tian Gudao was so stubborn, I had no choice but to let him go, so I made a way to drive the corpse away, Tian Xiaomei and Wang Erya followed tremblingly...