Chapter 20 Chapter 8 The Monk of Zhenyang Temple Has an Affair

I was thinking hard with Tian Gudao about how to solve the problem of the aged incense ash, when the ghost cub pointed to the front and let out a wow sound. We know that within a hundred meters, there is Zhenyang Temple in front, and there must be old incense ash in the incense burner in the main hall of the temple. Temples have temple rules. Generally, the incense ash in the incense burner in front of the Bodhisattva is never poured out, but is kept. In many temples, the incense ashes are hundreds of years old. The older the incense ash, the more it can ward off evil spirits and town the temple Ensure that the incense is strong.

Zhenyang Temple was built during the Ming Dynasty. It is said that it was built by a local wealthy businessman. After the temple was repaired, the wealthy businessman also became a monk and became a monk here.This wealthy businessman was originally in the silk business, with a lot of money, and often went to Suzhou and Hangzhou.The beauties in Suzhou and Hangzhou made him want to miss Sichuan, and he often looked for flowers and willows there. Over time, he got the disease of willows and flowers, and even infected his wife.His wife was born in an official. Out of face and fear of publicizing her family ugliness, she insisted on not seeking treatment from a doctor or doctor. The situation got worse and worse during the delay, and finally she committed suicide.After his wife committed suicide, the wealthy businessman came to his senses, so he shaved off his hair and became a monk. He donated all his property to build a temple, and named the temple Zhenyang Temple, which means subduing his sexuality.

The Zhenyang Temple is deep and the sky is not yet bright. The monks in the temple should still be sleeping soundly. Looking at the closed gate of the temple, we are a little embarrassed. After a while of hesitation, Tian Gudao couldn't bear it, and ran to knock on the temple door.Seeing that no one responded, there was another burst of pounding. After knocking for a while, probably because he was tired, Tian Gudao stopped and came over to us and said, "Grandma, you pickle, the monks in this temple don't even have duty at night, all the fucking monks beat the clock for one day! "

what to do? Gui Xiyao climbed a tree like a monkey, and climbed to a big tree next to the temple wall in one fell swoop, and then flew a kite into the air and jumped off the wall.In an instant, the ghost cub opened the gate of the temple, Tian Gudao went in to get the incense ashes, and I guarded the corpse outside. Not long after, I saw Gui Zaiyao running out alone, grinning, pouted his little mouth into the temple, I didn't understand what he meant. After waiting for a while, Tian Gudao also came out. When he came out, he walked in a strange way, as if he had a stomachache, and he seemed to have a leg problem. He was limping and couldn't walk straight.

"Grandma is a kimchi, monk Hua is in this temple!" Tian Gudao said enviously in his angry tone.This guy turned out to have met a monk who had an affair. It turned out that Tian Gudao called the monk to open the door of the main hall, and the monk was furiously forging ahead. After Tian Gudao called out, he knew that his adultery was bumped into by others, and he was frightened to death, so he dared to agree. Tian Gudao couldn't care about so much, and shouted persistently, the room was silent, and there was no sound of venting. Seeing that there was no sound in the house, and knowing that the monk refused to come out, Tian Gudao became even more angry, and used his saliva to break the window paper, and let the ghost cub shoot inward with a sandalwood bow through the window...

I heard what Tian Gudao said, and I knew something was wrong, and I blamed Tian Gudao for not using his brain.The monk will definitely not get up and open the door.Tian Gudao was also anxious, and said: "Xiucai, don't gossip, then think of a way to see!" I said, "How about you pretend to be a police officer from the government and come here to search for fugitives?" Tian Gudao said: "There are birds, so it's better to just kick the door. Don't eat the soft ones, let's get the hard ones!" Things have come to this, and I was worried that officers and soldiers would chase after dawn, so I left Tian Gudao.

Tian Gudao went straight to the monk's side room, and shouted at the top of his voice: "If you don't open the door, you fucking thieves and prostitutes, I will report to the government and parade you couple through the streets..." Unexpectedly, this method was very effective, and the monk immediately responded tremblingly inside: "Master, don't... don't sue the officials, can't you do it if I agree? Don't blame me, it's the Wang Po in the village who set up the thread." , said that you went out to do business, and it would take you a long time to come back, so I became bold... Lord, as long as you don't report this matter to the officials, you can do whatever you want..."

It turned out that the monk thought Tian Gudao was the woman's husband, and came to catch the rape and seek revenge. Tian Gudao made mistakes and said, "You open the door first." The monk tremblingly opened the door and gave Tian Gudao a copper wire, but Tian Gudao refused.The monk thought that he thought it was too little, so he took out another ingot of silver from the room, and put it in Tian Gudao's arms flatteringly, Tian Gudao half pushed and half accepted it. The monk had a charming smile on his face: "Master, there is a widow Li in Xicun who is also my good friend. You can go tomorrow night, just say that I introduced you, and it can be regarded as my filial piety to you..."

Tian Gudao agreed, but his legs didn't move. The monk said, "Master, what else do you want?" Tian Gudao then said slowly: "Open the gate of the main hall." The monk was at a loss, and didn't dare to ask any more questions, so he ran to open the gate of the main hall carefully. Tian Gudao went in and burned a stick of incense, then took some old incense ash from the incense burner at the feet of the Bodhisattva in the main hall, and wrapped it in cloth.Glancing at the monk, the monk was startled, and hurriedly apologized: "Damn me, damn me, I will never dare to offend your wife in the future..."

Tian Gudao didn't make a sound, and went straight away. The monk stood at the door and nodded and bowed: "Master, you go slowly, you go slowly..." But his face was blank. After Tian Gudao came out, he told me what had happened. I held my stomach and burst into tears from laughing.After laughing, he took a pen and wrote a couplet on the temple wall: The first couplet: The ancient temple, the Buddhist gate, and the mortal world are still alive The second couplet: The old monk Miaogu keeps on raining Horizontal batch: False name Zhenyang Seeing him, Tian Gudao clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, okay! This temple is called Zhenyang Temple, which is really a waste of a good name. I think it is useless to call it Suoyang Temple."

I didn't bother to talk to him, so I hurriedly cast the spell according to the procedure in "Liu's Walking Corpse Secret Technique", drawing the birth date of Song Guoli and Wei Kefu on the spell, and then pressing the spell on Song Guoli's forehead .This is pressing, after pressing, the pressed soul will no longer act mischievously, and thus obey our control. After finishing the technique, Song Guoli immediately started to walk forward, so we set off again, heading towards Xiushan... "Xiucai, just now I met a monk messing around with a woman. I'm afraid I've got bad luck. In our local area, I heard from the older generation that it's bad luck if you encounter such a thing. What should I do!" On the way to chase the corpse, Tian Gudao never let people stop. I told Tian Gudao that if I was really afraid of getting bad luck, I would pick some mugwort leaves on the side of the road, burn them with fire, and take the smoked body. Tian Gudao agreed.