Chapter 18 Chapter 6 Dislocation of Corpse in Panic

After getting out of the encirclement of officers and soldiers, and walking a few miles, in a remote mountain nest, we and the Guizhou guy each repacked the corpses. The first procedure is to sew the head.For the beheaded dead, the head must be re-sewed with needles and threads, otherwise the corpse will not be able to move far. Most importantly, it is our custom to die with a whole corpse. According to the saying passed down by the older generation, if When a person dies, his head is still in a different place, so the deceased can never be saved, and there is no chance to be reborn as a human being. This is the most terrifying and worst ending for a human being.

Before stitching up the head, I poured cinnabar into the neck of the deceased, and then began to chant a mantra, ordering Tian Gudao to stitch it up. When Tian Gudao was at home, he often helped his mother do needlework to earn some money for living.While suturing Song Guoli's head, Tian Gudao said, "Grandma is a pickle. I didn't expect my work to be useful when driving corpses." Then, I started to chant the Snow Mountain Mantra. The Snow Mountain Curse is to seal the corpse, mainly to prevent the corpse from decomposing and smelling while walking.After casting the Snow Mountain Curse, the corpse is like being protected by snow mountain ice water, frozen and hidden, and will not be corrupted.

I took snow air from five directions, southeast, northwest, middle, and five mouthfuls each, and blew five mouthfuls into the water bowl. I read: My disciple looked up at the five mountains. The north snow gate of Wuyin Mountain opened. With snow, the Shila Dragon Palace comes down to earth, the left hand holds the thousand-year snow, the right hand holds the ten-thousand-year frost, the frost adds snow, the snow adds frost, the frost is cold, the snow is also cold, the snow and frost on the four mountains are boundless... After reciting the Snow Mountain Mantra, place four sticks of incense, expel the past and inhale the new on the corpse of the deceased, expel the filth hidden in the internal organs of the corpse, and inject fresh air...

After finishing the technique, I started to lift up the corpse. I shouted "Get up", only the body of the executioner Wei Kefu got up, but Song Guoli didn't respond.I didn't know what to do, so I had to do it again, but there was still no response. I thought to myself: Could it be that Guizhou guy is causing trouble? At this time, the ghost cub was laughing and laughing, which made me feel strange. The ghost cub pulled me to the side of the Guizhou guy, who was sewing up the headless corpse beside him.I don't quite understand the meaning of the ghost cub, but I know that the ghost cub must have its own reasons for doing so.

After careful inspection, I couldn't laugh or cry. It turned out that Tian Gudao was in a hurry and the moonlight was not clear. He sewed the head of a Guizhou native to Song Guoli's body!Song Guoli's head was lying alone at the feet of the Guizhou mortician. "Grandpa Tian, ​​you really know how to torment people, even the dead!" I got a little angry. When Tian Gudao saw it, he immediately admitted his mistake in a low voice. The Guizhou guy was very indifferent, and said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, just change the head and sew it up again."

I privately guessed that this Guizhou guy often did such absurd things when driving corpses away.He even thought that the old man might be so confused that he would stitch the head of an old man with a stubble to a young beauty. After thinking about it, I felt that my idea was very absurd, so I couldn't help laughing. Tian Gudao thought I was laughing at his ignorance, and muttered a few times to defend himself. So, we repeated the previous procedure again. "No, I took the wrong head too!" Guizhou guy was a little panicked. It turned out that he took three heads in a panic, because the night was too dark to see clearly, and only two of the three heads could be matched. No.

The old man just said "no hindrance, no hindrance", but now he is so flustered, his appearance is a bit funny. "No, I have to go back and change the head!" The Guizhou guy actually wanted to return to the execution ground. It would be fine if it was normal, but it would be very difficult if he got involved with the White Lotus Sect, and he would die if he failed.And it won't be long before the sky is about to dawn. As soon as the sky is bright, the yin energy in the execution ground and cemetery will dissipate, and it will be difficult to cast spells against officers and soldiers. Isn't that a self-inflicted trap!

Tian Gudao and I persuaded him to forget it, but the Guizhou guy was determined and insisted on returning to the execution ground. We couldn't persuade him again and again, so we had to let him say take care of yourself, the Guizhou guy went to the execution ground alone, and we drove the corpse forward. In fact, I understand and respect the behavior of the Guizhou guy very much. In the eyes of the corpse hunters, the corpse is also worthy of respect, and the corpse hunter must be with the corpse.In order to preserve the corpse, the mortician with high morality even sacrificed his own life, because only by returning the whole corpse can the merit be considered complete and worthy of the bereaved family and the teacher.If a mortician cannot preserve the corpse he is driving, it is like a general losing his weapon, which is very contemptible.

We silently prayed for the Guizhou guy in our hearts, and hoped that no accident would happen to him. Of course we are justified in worrying about the Guizhou guys.According to the routine, after the executioner kills someone, the officers and soldiers will clean up the execution ground immediately. The performance of the execution ground today is uncharacteristic. We have already guessed eight or nine times, knowing that it is a trap specially set by the officers and soldiers. They expected that the people from the White Lotus Sect would come to collect the corpse at night , so he lay in ambush at night, preparing to wipe out the White Lotus Sect and claim credit from the imperial court.

"Senior brother, our actions last night caused many innocent officers and soldiers to suffer, and even lost their lives. What a crime!" Tian Gudao didn't call me scholar this time, he called me senior brother, and I knew he was apologizing for the negligence just now. "No problem, no problem," I imitated the Guizhou guy's tone, "We don't need to feel too guilty about the dead soldier, because it's because his yang numbers have been exhausted, and yin and yang reincarnation caused it, so we can't blame us. Even if we don't go, There will be other unforeseen accidents that will kill them, because the death-death ghost of the Hades Mansion has already taken the life-threatening rope and is waiting to take their lives..."

Hearing what I said, Tian Gudao also felt that it made sense, and he seemed to be in a better mood. We rushed back the bodies of Song and Wei. Tian Gudao said: "We encountered such a thrilling scene for the first time to formally exorcise corpses, and the coefficient of technical difficulty is also very high, which should be regarded as a high starting point." I am silent.Tian Gudao did not have the reserved temperament of a mortician, like a little woman, chattering endlessly: "Senior brother, I think we will simply take on difficult jobs in the future. Such jobs are generally beyond the reach of a mortician. The remuneration should be increased, targeting special groups or wealthy families, such as officials, merchants, wealthy families, etc. Such bereaved families can also afford the price and will not bargain." What Tian Gudao said made me interested in chatting.I feel that this kid is quite talented in business, and he is quite accurate in making money. He actually knows the principles of business. It's a pity to be a mortician. If he does business, he will definitely become a rich man. "The officials are also divided into three, six, and nine grades, and some may not be rich. If you meet someone with a clean sleeve, it won't be a disaster?" I deliberately teased Tian Gudao. "Then we will only drive out corrupt officials, not clean ones. Those corrupt officials are very rich. They searched everywhere for people's anointing and fat, and after they died, they were buried with gold threads and jade threads. They must be able to afford the price. Didn't you see, those grave robbers They all like to stare at the graves of corrupt officials..." Tian Gudao analyzed seriously. "Simply ask the Ministry of Officials to issue an official document to the whole country, stipulating that after the death of court officials, Leng Yicai and Tian Gudao from Chenzhou Prefecture, Hunan Province will come to drive away the corpses. In this way, we will be prosperous!" I said to Tian Gudao Ideas were added. "It's good to dare! It's still the scholar who has a flexible mind, why didn't I think of it! Xiucai, do you know any acquaintances in the court?" "Why do you know acquaintances?" "Looking for a relationship requires the Ministry of Officials to issue an official document." "Isn't this a very simple matter?" "Why is it so simple?" "When I get the honor in the examination and strive to become the Minister of the Ministry of Officials as soon as possible, then everything will be solved." "If you become the Minister of the Ministry of Officials, then I will set up corpse exorcism branches all over the country, monopolize the nationwide corpse exorcism business, and make money. The two of us will share it fifty-fifty. When I have money, I will give it to my father." My mother invited four maids to take care of her, and every day, she would eat fish-flavored powder that the rich people in the city like to eat. My mother has never eaten that kind of food in her whole life." Tian Gudao was full of enthusiasm for the future business. look forward to. "Hey, hey, you started bribing court officials before I went to the Ministry of Officials." "Eating this kind of thing these days, isn't there a folk song: three years to clean up the magistrate, one hundred thousand white flowers and silver! There are many more corrupt officials in this court than the magistrate! What's more, you are my senior brother, and the fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields. " Tian Gudao's mind turned quickly, and I began to admire him a little: "Don't talk about useless things, let's do our current business well first." "At present, we should keep a close eye on these groups of people: corrupt officials with weak health, swindlers, antique dealers, tomb thieves, businessmen who go out to do business, and those dudes who like to go around looking for flowers..." Tian Gudao said clearly, "In order not to miss every business, we should establish a good news network. Anyone who provides us with death news and the business is closed can get a certain amount of rewards, so that we don't have to worry about our business not booming..." All the way forward, chatting all the way, the ghost cubs and monsters also let out mischievous laughter beside them, this boring and silent journey of chasing corpses inevitably became a little more interesting.