Chapter 5 Chapter Four: The Disorderly Sex of the People in the Peach Blossom Forest

Today is the third day of entering Jinglu Valley. Anyway, there is no one in the deep mountains and valleys here, so there is no need for us to go out at night.Stop and go along the way, stop and go, don't have to pay attention to the cycle of day and night, don't have to worry about encountering wild dogs in the village, and don't have to concentrate on reminding passers-by to avoid the god of joy at all times, but you can feel at ease and clean. Probably due to the inaccessibility of people, the trails in the canyon appear and disappear from time to time, covered with weeds, and both sides of the road are also overgrown with thorns. Sometimes a pocket of unknown but very lush bushes suddenly appear, blocking the way.

Walking in this deep valley for a long time feels like a world away.Loneliness is like a rope that gets tighter and tighter, wrapping around your neck tightly, making you feel a little breathless.Occasionally, I would also have a weird feeling that these are four corpses walking around.The situation was boring and boring. When I reached a fork in the road, I took off the wolf flute cinnabar pen and swayed poetry on a stone tablet: a path, two pairs of life and death; With no wind on the ground, Walk without leaving a trace. Four people from two different worlds were walking on the same trail in such a slow and unhurried manner, except for the occasional chirping of birds in the forest, there was a dead silence.Tian Gudao and I seldom talk, fearing that the excessive noise will touch some tentacles of this spiritual space and cause an uncontrollable disaster.To drive corpses in such an environment, there is no need to ring the gong, and it is also taboo to beat the gong in the hand. In a nearly dead environment, the sound of the gong is likely to attract unclean things.

When going up a steep slope, I missed my foot, stumbled and knocked over Mr. Tian and Ms. Li behind me. The two happy spirits fell into the small ditch on the side of the slope. For balance, I grabbed my side Weeds, probably too much force, at this time the small Yingong slipped from the waist and fell on a rock at the foot, "bang dang", making a crisp sound, in this silent valley, the sound is particularly sad and piercing, and There was a faint echo.All of a sudden, the sky was covered by dark clouds, and the clouds that had stretched far away in the valley, like boiling water, suddenly rolled up violently.Faced with this sudden scene, I knew that the voice had hit a bad mark, and something dirty was at work.

I said to Tian Gudao: "Junior brother, fuck that guy!" He immediately unbuttoned his trouser belt proficiently, took out the bird thing under his crotch, and made a posture ready to fight at any time. Strange to say, just after Tian Gudao unbuttoned his pants to reveal the thing, the dark clouds just now and the tumbling clouds in the distance returned to normal in an instant, as if nothing happened. Tian Gudao and I tried again and drove Tian Shiye and his wife out of the water stream, only to find that the clothes of the two gods of joy were soaked and stained with mud.According to the rules, after the corpse's clothes get wet, they must be replaced with dry ones immediately, otherwise it will increase the yin energy of the corpse and easily cause the soul of the corpse to disperse.

We decided to find a spacious place nearby to change clothes for Xishen. Guessing that it was half a stick of incense, there was a sudden burst of pleasant bird calls not far from the valley, and a faint fragrance of flowers permeated us, which made people feel refreshed. A few bees flying in the sky made us feel To life.Infected, we speeded up our pace and rushed forward, turning, turning over slopes, and over the top. The scene in front of us was shocking-this is a peach blossom forest full of vitality! Taolin is located in a huge basin at the bottom of the valley, with an area of ​​more than 100 mu.Here is like a natural bonsai, with birds singing and flowers fragrant, peach blossoms in full bloom, and a small stream passing through the peach forest.In the middle of the peach grove, there is a house made of bamboo, with a green field surrounded by a fence.What is unbelievable is that I actually heard the sound of a rooster crowing...

"Xiucai, do you think there is anyone in the bamboo house?" "A peach grove as big as this should be taken care of!" "Then do you think it's a man or a woman?" "It may be a couple living in seclusion here!" "I don't think so. At most, he is an old man. How can a woman endure this loneliness!" "Such a beautiful peach forest should be paired with beautiful people to make it more interesting!" "Then let's make a bet. Bet two hundred cash. You bet that there will be women, and I bet that there will be no women! If you don't have cash, you can keep accounts on credit, and you can pay back when you make money from exorcising corpses..." Tian Gudao took out a painting from his arms The yellow paper of the rune, ready to record the bet.

I ignored him, and the more I talked to him, the more excited I was.This kid is very gambler, I am afraid that he is already dying of illness. Seeing that I didn't talk to me and felt bored, Tian Gudao shoved the paper back in dismay. Tian Gudao and I decided to drive Xishen to the bamboo hut to have a rest, and change the wet clothes of the two corpses by the way. After a while, I walked through the fragrant peach trees and came to the bamboo house.It's incredible to think that there is such a paradise in this deep valley!The warm current in my heart was surging, and a romantic feeling was born spontaneously, so I wrote the following poem on the bamboo wall of the room:

Mountains, empty valleys, slanting paths, crooked paths, Peach blossoms bloom everywhere; Green clothes, pink cheeks and purple branches, Who planted the paradise. "Xiucai, look at your sourness, splashing ink everywhere, showing off your literary talents, I don't think it will be long before the cinnabar pen on your back will become a bald pen, when I see it, what do you use to draw talismans!" Tian Gudao It seems that I can't understand the demeanor of me, a down-and-out scholar who takes pleasure in suffering, but I learn to show off my half-bucket talent, and I also compose a poem along with it:

What a big pot of flowers, I really want to give it to her; It's a pity she's not here, Send her to grandma's house. I don't know who the "she" this guy is talking about is no wonder, a man over 30 years old, still a boy, has never tasted the taste of a woman, so many energetic sperm are suffocating to death in the spring of spring , What a crime.If it weren't for the poor family, he should have been a child's father in the countryside at his age, and he could even be a grandfather. Seeing that I was too lazy to talk to him, Tian Gudao said: "Xiucai, let's recuperate in this good place for a few days, this is really a fairyland on earth, grandma, what a pickle!"

"I also have this idea. I must study quietly in this paradise later on. Being able to study in such a beautiful place is not in vain to be a scholar." I replied. "You are really a nerd. You only want to read the books of sages, so you are not afraid of being a fool?" Tian Gudao muttered. When I came to the door of the bamboo house, I found that there was no one there. I opened the false bamboo door and went in to have a look. I found that there was a table and a shrine directly opposite the door. The god of the ancestors".There are all kinds of household items in the house, but it is covered with a thick layer of dust, and there is a skeleton hanging on the side wall.The corner of the room was covered with cobwebs. Seeing my arrival, a huge red spider was warily hostile to me, obviously not welcoming me as an unexpected guest.

A bench in the room is particularly eye-catching. The surface of the bench is very clean, apparently someone has just sat on it, while the other benches are covered with dust.The weirdness shown by this stool makes people's hearts thump and thump. After leaving the house, on the left side of the house, there is no door for entry and exit by the fence. Except for weeds, the field is full of leeks, a green color.In front of the house and behind the house, a group of chickens were foraging for food and playing freely. Several roosters were flirting and showing love among the hens, showing off their beautiful feathers. They turned a blind eye to our arrival. look. A budding peach grove, a bamboo house without an owner, a stunned stool, a leek field without a door, a group of chickens that do not shy away from strangers...the combination of these weird elements is enough to make people horrified, Our joy just now is gone. For the morticians, the word "fear" is not allowed in the vocabulary of life.Since it's here, let it be safe, I and Tian Gudao drove Xishen into the bamboo house, stood facing the wall, and then checked the charms on Xishen's body. The moment she lifted Ms. Li's cloak, she felt an astonishing beauty rushing towards her face. At this time, I took a closer look at her appearance: black hair on the temples, pale lips and white teeth, jade fingers and plain arms, and a slim figure, she was indeed a stunning lady in her lifetime.Wrapped in plain clothes, she was indescribably glamorous, and her big eyes, which had never been closed, contained hatred in the corners of the eyes, and the resentment was considerable, but it made people feel affectionate.I can't help but think of the verses "Sorrowful Ningge Dai wants to make smoke" and "Who will pity when the red disappears and the fragrance is broken". If she was alive, she would be a smokey woman holding a ropa and lightly covering her pale lips, which would surely attract people to sigh and weep.Although the body is covered by the spirit clothes, the plump and towering twin peaks can be seen faintly.I sighed in my heart: such a beautiful woman should only exist in heaven! The moment I met Ms. Li's eyes, I was shocked, reminding myself not to be tempted by men and women, and hurriedly put on my cloak. I went out with Tian Gudao and sat on the steps. Tian Gudao said very emotionally: "Xiucai, this place is really good. If I make money by exorcising corpses in the future, I will copy it to my hometown and marry a few Women, give birth to a litter of cubs. It is best to have twenty or thirty cubs. I will be the babysitter myself and enjoy it. Grandma is a kimchi..." I quickly interrupted his imaginings, in our line of work, we cannot marry and have children, otherwise we will lose all our mana.It is naturally inappropriate to talk about such a topic, it also violates the teacher's training, and it is disrespectful. The most urgent thing at the moment is to put dry clothes on the two dead bodies.But we didn't prepare extra spiritual clothes, so we decided to light a fire to dry the wet clothes, and then put them on for them.We split up. I went to the surrounding area to collect some dried and broken branches and leaves to light the fire. Tian Gudao stripped and cleansed the two corpses. After about a stick of incense, I packed a large bundle of dry firewood and went back to the house to start a fire. When he entered the room, he was shocked by the scene in front of him: Miss Li was lying on her back on an unused door panel, with a pile of messy clothes beside her.Tian Gudao was lying on Miss Li's body with his butt naked... Seeing this scene, my mind went blank, my whole body was almost suffocated, and I felt like a thunderbolt. At that time, there was only one reaction in my mind: It's over! When a living person has sex with a corpse, especially a dead corpse that Chen Han has had for a long time, the yang energy of the living person will be absorbed by the yin energy of the corpse, and will gradually decrease and eventually be lost. The patient died of sudden illness.For the mortician, the sex ring is the most important ring in the ring, and breaking the sex ring is a taboo for the corpse!Casting corpses is a special craft, because you often have to deal with wandering ghosts, you must keep a child body to ensure that the true energy in the body is strong, and it is used to ward off evil spirits and remove dirt. It's more suitable for driving corpses.More importantly, it is unprofessional for a mortician to ruin the female corpse he drives away, which seriously affects personal reputation. If someone finds out, no one will ask you to remove the corpse. Maybe it was the first time he touched a woman's body, and Tian Gudao, who was in a hurry, was too involved and didn't know about my arrival. I also stayed where I was and didn't move. To be honest, it was the first time I saw a woman's body at such a close distance.I didn't react for a while, and when I woke up, I coughed deliberately, but Tian Gudao was still unconscious. The first time I saw such a scene, I was inevitably a little shy.Seeing that Tian Gudao had entered a state of ecstasy, I had no choice but to raise my voice and cough a few times, but he still didn't feel my presence. So, I was very angry, took a deep breath, and shouted loudly: "Tian Gudao, you bastard, what are you doing!" Hearing my angry reprimand, Tian Gudao woke up suddenly, with a look of embarrassment and shame, he pulled up his pants and fled in a panic.I chased out of the house, this guy had already fastened his pants, and he only said that he regretted it. He desperately explained to me that he must have been bewitched just now, and wondered if there was something weird here... I was still angry, so I didn't listen to his excuses, and walked back to the bamboo house to clean up the mess.I saw that Miss Li was lying naked on her back, her eyes were wide open, and her anger was still there. To be honest, seeing such a scene, my heart can't help but shake.I have imagined countless times the scene of seeing a woman's jade body for the first time, but I didn't expect it to be a cold corpse, which is really embarrassing.I quickly recited the "Heart-Calming Sutra" so that I would not do anything out of the ordinary. What surprised me was that when I lifted up Miss Li's clothes to cover her body, I found that a tear was flowing from the corner of her pale eyes! This is really a poor woman. She was raped by an adulterous official during her lifetime, and she will be ravaged by others after her death. How can she bear such grief and humiliation.A drop of clear tears, could it be a helpless catharsis and protest?I said "sin" in my heart, and I felt that Tian Gudao was not a thing. At this time, I suddenly remembered what Master once said: "Any corpse with long hair, long armor, strange smell, tears, smoke, and abdominal distension is suspected of being a dead body." But found an even more shocking scene. The amulet fluttered on the top of Master Tian next to Ms. Li, and a puff of light smoke rose from his head, which lingered for a long time. Could this be a precursor to Master Tian's ghost coming out of his body? Those who drive corpses know that corpses have the same emotions and desires as living people, and there is also communication between corpses, but the way of expression is different, which is difficult for us to detect.In my hometown, such a thing once happened: a rich father and son were murdered by robbers, and they were buried next to each other after death, attracting a group of tomb robbers.When digging the tomb at night to steal the funeral objects, the tomb robber heard a child's shrill voice crying, "Don't touch my father." Therefore, the three souls and seven souls must be restrained when driving the corpse, in case the soul comes out of the body, it will cause accidents. There was light smoke above Mr. Tian's head. It must be because Tian Gudao had incestuously confronted Ms. Li in front of him just now, which shocked Mr. Tian's body aura, causing him to accumulate resentment in his body. All the acupoints of Tianzhu finally break through the Baihui acupoint, and all the ghosts of the corpse will soon be scattered, and the corpse will be uncontrollable at that time. Master only taught us the Curse of Sealing the Corpse, but not the Curse of Immobilizing the Soul. Once Master Tian's corpse dissipates, we will be in great trouble.I heard from my master that a corpse-hunting apprentice in Pu City, because of his inexperienced skills, caused a rebellion, and finally died of being sucked by a corpse. I pulled my legs out of the house, Tian Gudao heard the situation, weeping, in desperation, he ran into the house, took out the thing again, and urinated on Master Tian's body, but the dead body ignored it, smoking from above his head.Tian Gudao has already broken the lust ring, and lost his boyish body, so naturally he has no effect. I know that the soul in Master Tian's body will soon dissipate, and the most urgent thing is to seek self-protection.I immediately lit a fire, set up a pot, boiled water, moved dry peach branches from the back of the house, peeled off the bark and put them into the water pot, and then took the branches and branches, one foot at a time, so eighty-one cuts, and set up gossip in front of the ping Array. Tian Gudao grabbed the rooster with the highest flirting skills in front of the house, slaughtered it, carried the chicken around the eight trigrams array, and drew a circle with the blood of the chicken.I told him to jump into the fence to pick leeks, the more the better.After the peach bark water is boiled, pour the water in front of the house.At this time, the smoke from the top of Master Tian's head had stopped, and a sense of ominousness came over him. Tian Gudao and I jumped into the mahogany gossip array, sat in the Yangyi, and ordered Tian Gudao to eat raw leeks.Commonly known as aphrodisiac, leek can force out the yin energy in the body and speed up the recovery of vitality. The eight trigrams array of peach trees can ward off evil spirits and temporarily avoid them for a while. In a short while, I heard a misty and deep mourning from inside the house... This unexpected situation really caught me off guard. Think of me as a scholar, shouldering the important task of revitalizing the family, honoring the ancestors, earning money for the imperial examinations, not ashamed to go to school, but I didn’t expect to encounter accidents before I succeeded in my teacher. Liezong!Thinking of this, I can't help but sigh. Looking at Tian Gudao beside me, I became angry. I, who usually feel that swearing is insulting to gentlemen, finally couldn't help but also swear: "Tian Gudao, I scolded your ancestors, you can't control yourself, let me give you To be buried with you, I wish I could eunuch you..." Tian Gudao knew he was right, so he didn't argue. He subconsciously protected his crotch with one hand, and grabbed a handful of leeks, ate and swallowed, and then sighed: "It would be great if Master taught us the Soul Fixing Curse." At this time, there was a sound in the house, and after a while, Master Tian had already moved out in small steps, the Chenzhou talisman on the top of it had been shaken off, and under the low-eaved bamboo hat, a face that was not ugly at first began to distort and deform, ferocious and evil, and walked to In front of the door, blocked by peach skin water, unable to enter, wandering for a while, there was another whine.The voice was deep and gloomy, but it had a strong penetrating power. He tried to break through the door several times, but returned in vain. I felt a little relieved when I mentioned the sound of the voice, and suddenly, a pair of roosters and hens ran to the place drenched by the peach tree water and defecated leisurely.Tian Gudao's voice is not good, because the excrement of both male and female chickens can dispel the magic power of peach skin water.Sure enough, the ghost had already moved out of the house and came straight towards us, circling around the Mahogany Eight Diagrams Formation. I secretly sighed: Heaven wants to destroy me! I asked Tian Gudao to recite the "Fu Mei Sutra" silently. I don't know if that guy's conscience suddenly awakened or he lost his concentration. He said to the dead body: "Master Tian, ​​I am not as good as a beast. I was confused for a while and did something that I am sorry to you and my husband. For the sake of my youth and ignorance, please let me go. In the future, I will burn more paper money for you, and worship and sweep your graves every year..." The corpse ignored him. This confrontation lasted for a long time, and the sky was getting dark, but the dead body was still circling around us, and when it walked, it set off gusts of cold wind, and the chill hit us.At this time, I felt my stomach growling. If this continues, if I am not harmed by that ghost thing, I will starve to death here.Natian Gudao ate leeks, and he didn't seem to be hungry. The corpses remained in a stalemate, and another two hours passed. Seeing that it couldn't help us, that thing went to drive the chickens over. I secretly complained.If the chicken tramples our gossip array, we will lose our last line of defense.We prayed secretly: the chickens must not come over.But things backfired, and the flock of chickens, led by a few hens, came towards our gossip formation.They stared at Tian Gudao strangely, as if they resented Tian Gudao for killing the big rooster who flirted with the seeded contestant, and made them lose their sense of happiness. The flock of chickens, driven by the corpses, danced on the gossip array in a gesture of revenge.In an instant, the gossip array was in a mess, and the dead body was coming towards us. I close my eyes.I thought: This life is over!