Chapter 41 Chapter 41 Body Cleansing Technique

After finally staying up until night, I guess Lichun should go to study by himself in the evening, so I called Lichun. I told Lichun in detail what happened to us from beginning to end. Lichun thought we were still in Siping, and asked Da Ya and I to persist for a day, and she would come over tomorrow.When she heard that we had returned to Beijing and that this incident happened in the suburbs of Beijing, she remained silent for a long time. After waiting for a long time, Lichun finally spoke and told me that shamans need to dance and chant spells to save such wraiths, which is not suitable for us to operate, but she thinks our situation can be simplified.It's easy to discuss and discuss, and it is estimated that there will be no too much trouble.She knows a kind of witchcraft called "Cleaning the Body Art", which can use the essence of the moon to clean up all the filth on the body, maybe it can tear away the resentment from the body, and give her another ride along the way, and it will be almost the same if you save it up.

I don't know much about this kind of witchcraft, so I quickly asked Lichun to tell me the specific operation method. Lichun suddenly smiled slyly on the phone: "Brother Lailiang, I have to trouble my sister-in-law for this matter. Just pointing at you two big men can't handle it." "Sister-in-law? Who's sister-in-law?" I was confused by what Li Chun said, and I didn't know who this sister-in-law was talking about. Li Chun chuckled: "It's Sister Liu Ye, what's the matter, Brother Lai Liang, why didn't you shyly make it public?" Only then did I realize that Lichun was making fun of me, and I almost bit my tongue and committed suicide.Lichun probably doesn't know what happened to us now, thinking that Liu Ye is still with us, but she doesn't know, Liu Ye probably has the heart to swallow me alive now.I anxiously asked Lichun, can it work without the help of willow leaves, and is there any other compromise?

Lichun "hmmm" for a long time, told me that there is no other way, to find a woman, and she must be a pure yin body, that is, a virgin.Then come with us to the scene of the accident.When the moon is bright at night, let her burn paper and burn incense, prick her fingers, drip blood on our foreheads, and then lead the ghosts to the intersection. Lichun put it simply, but I was dumbfounded.According to what she said, who should I go to?Who can tell me about this matter, whether she is a virgin or not, there is no way to ask about this matter!Even if a candidate is found, if I go to the deep mountains and old forests at night and burn paper incense sticks, I will definitely be treated as a mental patient. Who will believe me?Thinking of this, I couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

Lichun heard my sigh and asked me if there was something wrong?Before I could speak, Lichun said "oh", as if he had suddenly realized something, and asked me in a low voice: "Brother Lailiang, will you and sister Liuye already..." "What the hell! What are you thinking about all day long, you little bastard!" I hurriedly choked back Li Chun's words, these young people can't be underestimated now, and I can't hold back my old face any more. up. I didn't bother to dwell on this topic any longer, so I took the time to ask about the specific steps, wrote them down on paper, and finally promised a big meal in Lichun, and then hung up the phone.

Da Ya has been watching helplessly from the side, listening to it for a long time, half a piece, not knowing what the two of us have said. After I said it again, Da Ya was also dumbfounded, looked up at me, shook his head and sighed: "Oh, what a crime!" I raised my leg and gave Da Ya a kick, telling him not to act like a normal person, everything happened, what to do, hurry up and think about it. Da Ya snorted, looked at me and said: "I think Liu Ye must be responsible for this matter. Let's not talk about how hard it is to find this pure yin girl these days. Let's just talk about this matter, who normal girl and us Those who go to the deep mountains and old forests to offer sacrifices to the moon and burn paper for incense, don’t they think we are perverted demons? It’s only Liu Ye who knows the basics, so it’s no surprise.”

Actually, I don’t need to say it, I know it well, it’s just that the situation is a bit awkward now, I just ran away with anger, so why open my mouth to beg others?I stared at Da Ya without saying a word, and blinked at him. Da Ya quickly waved his hand, telling me not to be foolish, anyone who runs away in anger will coax him away.This matter is not close to him, he doesn't care about it.It can't always be that I steal the donkey, and he pulls out the pegs. It's a thankless thing, so let's not talk about it. I rolled my eyes and grinned at Da Ya, and before I could speak, Da Ya quickly moved to the side, telling me to say something, and not to be intimidating.

I curled my lips and asked Da Ya if he had seen it? Da Ya was taken aback by my question, and he nodded his head after a long time. I smiled smugly and asked him to recall, thinking that at the beginning, Tang Seng took Sun Wukong away, and Sun Wukong returned to Huaguo Mountain.Later Tang Seng was in trouble, did Monkey King come back to save Tang Seng? Da Ya looked me up and down for a while, then snorted coldly at me: "What a big face! You think you are Tang Seng, you come when you have something to do, and drive him away if you have nothing to do." I waved my hand at Da Ya: "That's not what I'm talking about, I mean, Tang Seng was the one who drove Sun Wukong away in anger, but his junior brother invited Sun Wukong, right? Do you know why? It's just that everything has to be sung Red face, there are bad faces, such a good opportunity to flatter you, if you don't fight for it, then you really don't know the current affairs!"

It was only then that Da Ya realized that I had been abducted for a long time, and it was actually for this reason, so he said "Pooh" at me: "Come on, don't talk to me about such useless things! You offended people, and I won't clean up this mess for you , After you shit, let me open my ass, what do you think!" Seeing that Da Ya refused to eat, I squinted my eyes and shouted: "Don't talk too much, let me tell you, Liu Ye was already suspected, and I was thinking about this matter for the sake of the overall situation, so I can't blame it all on me. Besides , if the two of us hadn’t come to terms with each other, I’m afraid there would be no room for maneuver in the end. If you want to be a good person, you’re still talking about it. Don’t pretend to be big, the check is still in my hand. One, I still don’t believe it, I’m afraid I won’t be able to find a brave person if I spend money!”

Da Ya saw that I was impatient, and he smiled: "It's good to have money, and hire one! Let me tell you, the hired one may not be good. Who dares to go there? Don't be there by yourself." It's just chattering. It's not your business alone to talk about it. I have to do my best. But let's talk about it. Don't wait for someone to invite me. You are still pulling a donkey's face. At that time, if you run away in anger and beat me to death, I don't care." Seeing that Da Ya gave in, I quickly expressed my opinion and promised Da Ya that if Liu Ye is willing to help us this time, I promise to serve with a smile on my face.

Only then was Da Ya satisfied, took out the phone, thought for a while, and then dialed. After the call was connected, Da Ya was full of smiles, and he was full of compliments, rambling nonsense, clouded and foggy. Hearing what he said, I felt urgent to urinate and went straight to the bathroom.When I came out, I saw Da Ya sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed and puffing away the clouds with a proud expression on his face. From his expression, he knew there was probably something going on.But in order to satisfy his vanity, I can only pretend to be very earnest on purpose, and ask Da Ya how things are going.

After Da Ya let out a smoke ring leisurely, he looked at me, nodded at me, and told me that Liu Ye didn't want to see us at all. , It is estimated that the food will be stopped, so Liu Ye promised to come and have a look tomorrow morning. After listening to it, I became very angry and complained that Da Ya shouldn't have said that I was terminally ill, it was really unlucky. Da Ya snorted: "Pull it down, you will suffer for your face, not to mention the seriousness, as for your rough skin and thick flesh, no one will believe it." I gave my big teeth a white look, and quickly asked him if he said he was going to burn paper on the mountain. Da Ya shook his head, saying that it's hard to talk about that kind of thing on the phone, let's talk about it when we meet tomorrow. This night, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, afraid of having that nightmare again, I almost kept my eyes open until dawn.Da Ya didn't care about it, and the snoring started after a while, making it even more difficult for me to fall asleep, and my heart was extremely unbalanced.I don't understand, why is it just me who has nightmares, why is Da Ya all right?Could it be that what is said on the Internet is true, because Da Ya is a doctor, and the evil spirits and ghosts are also afraid of the doctor and dare not approach him. Is there really such a thing? When I woke up early in the morning, I found that the sky was blue and spotless again. It is hard to see such weather in Beijing. Rubbing her red and swollen eyes, she squinted at the alarm clock on the bedside table, only to realize that it was past nine o'clock.As soon as I thought that Liu Ye would come over in the morning, I quickly jumped off the bed, kicked Big Tooth who was sleeping soundly on the sofa, and told him to get up quickly, clean up the room, and release the smell in the room. I hurriedly stuffed all the dirty clothes into the washing machine, and before I wiped the floor clean, the doorbell rang. Da Ya looked at me, then hurried over, looked out of the peephole, turned around and whispered to me that Liu Ye is here. Looking at the mess in the room, I thought that this is a big embarrassment, especially Da Ya's stinky socks and those shoes, I threw them on the balcony.But with the windows open for half a day and the wind blowing through for a long time, the smell is still strong and tangy, without weakening at all. After Da Ya opened the door, he smiled like a flower, and hurriedly greeted Liu Ye and let Liu Ye enter the room.As soon as he turned around, his face changed, he glared at me, and shouted preemptively: "It's not that I said you, come on, how many times have I called you, but you just can't get up, why are you so lazy, look, girls are so lazy. You have been waiting outside the door for a long time, you are too sloppy!" After finishing speaking, he turned his head and changed his face faster than Sichuan opera. The corners of his eyes and mouth were raised, and he kept talking to Liu Ye with a smile on his face.