Chapter 60 Chapter 60: The Mysterious Slate That Cannot Be Easily Moved

At this time, a foolish boy ran over in a hurry and said, "Master Yao, go over and have a look, the lunatic won't let us carry the stone slab, we just sit on the slate and act foolishly." Master Zhang Yao said "hmm" and said, "Which lunatic? Is it Zikun?" "Who else but him?" Zhang Ziheng became angry again when he heard this, and said, "What the hell is this lunatic going to do? He is still pretending to be crazy at this time! Is it true that the scumbag is really impatient?" Zhang Yaoye now has another view on the lunatic Zhang Zikun, saying: "Ziheng, don't just call this one a lunatic and that one a lunatic. Why do I feel more and more that our Zhang family's lunatic is famous, not ordinary Crazy. Go, go and have a look."

Said to take Heizi and left. Zhang Ziheng couldn't understand Zhang Yaoye a little bit, and said, "Yaoye, are you really out of your mind? You really take madmen seriously." Zhang Yaoye said as he walked, "You know how to play! I see that you are getting more and more unconscious." After hearing Zhang Ziheng and Zhang Yaoye's words, the stupid boy who came to report the letter was confused for a while, and followed them in a daze. Sure enough, Zhang Zikun's thin body was squatting on a stone slab, tilting his head, looking coldly at Zhang Yaoye and Zhang Ziheng who were walking towards him, looking rebellious.

The wound on this guy's forehead from being knocked out by the water tank has condensed into a half-dried blood scab, which is blurry and makes people feel very uncomfortable.The dirty blood on his face was not scrubbed, and the dirt accumulated over time made his skinny face dark and red, making it look sinister and ferocious.If anyone ran into him at night, he wouldn't be scared to death by his appearance! When Heizi saw Zhang Zikun, he actually ran up a few steps, stopped in front of him, barked softly, and then stared at him with dog eyes and head tilted. Heizi seemed to be completely confused by Zhang Zikun's appearance.

Zhang Zikun looked at Heizi, with a smile on his evil face, and said to Heizi, "Why are you looking at me like this? A dog's eyes look down on people!" Hearing what Zhang Zikun said, Zhang Ziheng felt that this guy was talking sarcasm to himself, and said in a harsh voice, "You're going to point fingers at Sang and scold Huai!" Master Zhang Yao laughed and said: "Didn't you say he is a lunatic? A lunatic knows how to point fingers at Sang and scold Huai, and it will be strange." Zhang Ziheng was blocked by Zhang Yaoye and had nothing to say. At this moment, Heizi leaned forward and stuck out his tongue to lick Zhang Zikun's dirty face.Zhang Zikun didn't evade, his face was quickly licked by Heizi until it was gaudy.

Zhang Yaoye walked up to Zhang Zikun, slapped Heizi away, and said, "Zikun, tell me, why don't you let us carry the stone slab?" Zhang Zikun stared at Mr. Zhang Yao, and said, "If I say you can't lift it, you can't lift it." "I have to talk about the reason for not allowing it to be lifted?" Zhang Yaoye said. Zhang Zikun suddenly raised his voice and said, "You are all prodigals! You are all prodigals in Zhang's house!" When Zhang Ziheng heard this, he became angry again. He gritted his teeth and said, "I am your ancestor! Lifting two rotten stone slabs will make you lose your family? What else do you want to put on us?"

Zhang Zikun rolled his strange eyes at Zhang Ziheng, and said, "Keep your mouth clean when you speak! Don't let this ancestor be that ancestor. My ancestor may not be your ancestor." Hearing Zhang Zikun's words, Zhang Ziheng's eyes widened. It was as if a mouthful of soot had been stuffed into his throat. It was so itchy that he wanted to cough, but he couldn't make a sound. Master Zhang Yao laughed and said: "Hehe... What Zikun said is true. Why don't you say that you have to be good-mouthed? You scolded and scolded others, but in the end, you were scolding yourself. hehe……"

Zhang Zikun actually didn't buy Zhang Yaoye's account, and said: "Your father is the same, don't scold this doggy and that doggy, they all have the same ancestor, who is the doggy?" Zhang Yaoye's throat was also choked with soot, his smile froze on his face, his eyes were stuck on Zhang Zikun's face, and he couldn't move away. Zhang Zikun said again: "And you Zhang Ziheng, you can't even tell the difference between the upper and lower compartments of the steamer, and you are coaxing and gesticulating all day long. Apart from bullying me, Zhang Zikun, what else can you do?"

When Zhang Ziheng heard that Zhang Zikun was pointing at him again, he said unconvinced: "Where is the steamer that I can't tell the upper and lower compartments?" Zhang Zikun said: "Is that your name Yaoye? You should be called Yaoba. You don't even know your own seniority, and you keep shooting hard all day long. Anything can be messed up, but seniority can't be messed up! Do you understand?" Zhang Ziheng's face was about to turn pale, and he said, "I've been called Yao Ye by the 'chun' class since I was a child. I'm used to it."

"It's called chaotic seniority! You know? I'm used to it! Do you know why society is chaotic? It's on you people who don't follow the rules. You don't want any rules, and you don't talk about them. You are human, aren't you? Beast!" Zhang Zikun's expression became more and more serious.Since his face was smeared with blood and was licked gaudyly by Heizi, it was hard to tell whether the expression on his face at this time was pride or arrogance. Zhang Yaoye put his hands on his hips, stared at Zhang Zikun as if he was looking at a monster, and said, "Hey, it looks like you were really pretending to be crazy, and today you talk in a different way. It makes sense. I taught both Lao Tzu and Zhang Ziheng a lesson. I really underestimated you as a bastard..."

Before Master Zhang Yao finished speaking, Zhang Zikun was unhappy, and said, "You're a shit? Uncle Qiu is the shit!" Master Zhang Yao was taken aback for a moment, and said, "Isn't this what I'm from Sichuan?" "I don't talk to Gou Ri's." Zhang Zikun said arrogantly. Zhang Ziheng's face was green with anger, and he scolded: "You son of a bitch, you really think of yourself as a character! You have taught me a lesson!" As he said that, he rushed forward and wanted to kick Zhang Zikun. Zhang Zikun had been on guard against Zhang Ziheng for a long time, jumped up from the stone slab, and said, "If you kick me again, I will fight back! Really 'Ren Shan was bullied, Ma Shan was ridden'?"

Zhang Ziheng's legs stopped in mid-air, and he couldn't get them back. Master Zhang Yao looked at Zhang Zikun, smiled, and said, "It's interesting. You dog... you bastard... oh no... bah... You made me unable to speak, you bastard." Zhang Yaoye's funny words amused the stunned boys on the side. Zhang Yaoye went on to say: "You are either pretending to be crazy or pretending to be god. Zikun, which rat poison are you selling? Which one do you want to numb?" At this time, Zhang Zikun put his finger on his lips again, and said mysteriously: "Shh! Dad, don't let the secrets out! You will be struck by lightning!" Master Zhang Yao said seriously: "You don't have to set up the Xuanlongmen formation in front of Dad Yao! Tell me, are you really crazy or fake crazy?" But Zhang Zikun said: "If you say I'm really crazy, I'm really crazy. If you say I'm fake crazy, I'm fake crazy! It's like Heizi looking at you and Heizi looking at me. If you don't understand, teach me!" Zhang Ziheng said: "Master Yao, look at him as a dog, and started talking like crazy again. He called you a dog!" Zhang Yaoye said impatiently to Zhang Ziheng: "You should change your name and call me Dad! Don't call me a dog... a dog! There is no dog in our Zhang family! We have to change! What your brother Zikun said today makes sense ! I suffer!" Hearing Zhang Yaoye's words, Zhang Ziheng was so angry that he turned around in circles and cursed, "Why aren't you sober? They're all crazy! They're all crazy! Damn they're all crazy!" Zhang Yaoye said to Zhang Zikun again: "Zikun, I will accept what you said today, Dad Yao. If it makes sense, it makes sense, and if it doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense. Rules are required! Our ancestors require more!" Zhang Zikun said: "If you want rules, you can't lift these two stone slabs! If you want ancestors, you can't lift this stone slab!" "Why?" "No reason, this is the rule. The ancestor's rule!" Zhang Yaoye said: "What do these two stone slabs have to do with the ancestor's rules? Besides, I have grown up so much, and I have never heard of my ancestors having such rules." Zhang Zikun said: "These slabs were laid by my father in the pigsty of Seventh Aunt when the 'Four Olds' were broken. My father told me when he was dying that everything in the village can be moved, that's all. The stone slab cannot be moved, and if it is moved, our ancestors of the Zhang family will be gone." Zhang Ziheng continued and said, "Is it as mysterious as you said?" "Yes!" Zhang Zikun said. Zhang Yaoye said: "Yes, yes, I know about this matter. I know about this matter. Your father laid the stone slabs. I know. But I never heard your father say this." Zhang Zikun said: "There are many things you don't know. You lead the younger generation to mess around all day long, and when something happens, neither you nor Ziheng can afford it!" "I'm not messing around! There are so many things happening in the village one after another, and it's not like you don't know about it." Zhang Yaoye said. At this time, Zhang Yaoye completely regarded Zhang Zikun as a normal person, and his attitude towards Zhang Zikun became more and more sincere. Zhang Zikun said: "Why don't I know? Anyway, the stone slab can't be lifted, so it has to be laid back." Zhang Yaoye said: "Zikun, if you say you can't lift this stone slab, you have to tell Dad Yao that you are ugly. Convince people with reasoning!" Zhang Zikun said: "Now is not the time to convince people with reasoning. Reasoning is messed up, evil, and unreasonable. Anyway, this stone slab cannot be lifted." Master Zhang Yao said: "Zikun, Dad Yao already respects you, so you should respect Dad Yao. Just tell Dad Yao, why can't you lift this slate? I won't say anything to you because of your dad. Do you believe in everything?" Zhang Zikun said: "Dad Yao, there are some things that I really can't say now. Misfortune comes out of my mouth!" Master Zhang Yao fixedly looked into Zhang Zikun's eyes. Facing this blood-stained guy, now he can only see a little information and content from his eyes. Suddenly, Master Zhang Yao seemed to see something in Zhang Zikun's eyes. He looked away, turned to Zhang Ziheng and said, "Ziheng, it looks like this stone slab really needs to be carried back." Zhang Ziheng was so anxious that he was about to jump up, and said, "Master Yao, do you listen to what the madman says?" "Called Dad!" Master Zhang Yao said solemnly, "I still have to listen to Zikun today!" Zhang Ziheng got really angry and said, "I have to carry you and the madman. Anyway, I won't carry it. What the madman said should be regarded as an imperial decree? It's not like to toss people like this." Master Zhang Yao stared at Zhang Ziheng with fiery eyes, and said, "Are you still listening to my greeting? Yes!" Zhang Ziheng said: "Listen! Why don't you listen? But you have to see if it makes sense? Listen to everything, I don't have a brain?" Zhang Yaoye saw that Zhang Ziheng was being stubborn, and said, "What did you say to me just now? You just do what you say. You are a hammer? It took a long time to deny it. The words of a man. , so there is no one is sure?" "That's what I said. But..." "It's a hammer! I'm too lazy to listen to your dog...listen to you." Zhang Ziheng was so anxious that tears were about to come down, he said: "But Master Yao, I mean what kind of thing will Lao Linzi use to cover it!" "Think of another way!" Master Zhang Yao said. Zhang Ziheng's cheeks seemed to have an extra toad, bulging and bulging.He stared at Zhang Zikun viciously, and said to the bewildered boys, "Take it back! It's not worth your life if you kill someone!" A triumphant sneer floated on Zhang Zikun's face.