Chapter 49 Chapter 49: The Three Stooges Conquer Zhuge Liang

Chunsheng wiped the urine from his head with his hands, and angrily scolded Zhang Ziqiao: "Dad Ten, you can't even hold a hammer tightly? You pissed me all over my head!" Master Zhang Yao also complained to Zhang Ziqiao: "I told you not to look at it, but you just want to look at it. You will suffer a loss if you don't listen to the old man." After a while, Zhang Ziqiao came to his senses. He pointed to Zhaofeng and asked Zhang Yaoye, "Master Yao, why is he not afraid at all?" Zhang Yaoye said: "He is scared, how many of us can still stand here?"

Zhang Ziqiao said: "Master Yao, it's really scary. I'm not dreaming, am I?" Zhang Yaoye said: "The ghost knows if it is a dream. I still don't know if it is a dream!" He said to Zhaofeng again: "Zhaofeng, you are not serious, you will kill people." Zhaofeng still poked something in the tree stump and said, "Yao Ye, the ghosts who talk about it can't kill people, let alone the ghosts you saw. Don't be afraid of Yao Ye. In fact, if you want to wear a little, you are not afraid of anything. Yes. These things are shady things, no different from us. If you don’t provoke them, they won’t harm people. If you provoke them, they will harm people.”

Zhang Yaoye said: "You put it lightly, what if these things really escape? Who can stand the scare?" Zhaofeng said, "Don't worry, with me guarding here, none of them can escape." Zhang Yaoye said: "You may not be able to sit on a tree branch and poke for a lifetime." Zhaofeng said: "I'm trying to think of a way while I'm poking it. It's not a way that people came up with." At this time, Master Zhang Yao said as if he had realized something: "It's a crime! I only now know why there is such a big python hidden under the tree stump. It turns out that it has been guarding these scary things. It seems that we were still there before. I really shouldn't have cut that big boa constrictor! What a crime!"

Zhaofeng said: "Master Yao, do you now know what is meant by 'everything in the world, mutual generation and mutual restraint'?" Master Zhang Yao said angrily: "We killed all the big boa constrictors, and they also restrained each other with a dick! What's the matter? How can this matter be settled?" Zhaofeng said: "Master Yao, it's useless to complain, you should hurry up and find a way to bring this mess under control temporarily. I've been sitting on this tree stump thinking for hours." Zhang Yaoye said: "You can't think of a way for such an evil thing, what else can I think of?"

Zhaofeng said: "An extra idea will always increase the chances of winning. Three cobblers are better than one Zhuge Liang." Seeing that what Zhaofeng said was true, Mr. Zhang Yao became serious, and he said to Zhang Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, you saw those dirty things just now. You can find a way for Mr. Yao, how can you give these dirty things to me?" Lao Tzu temporarily calm down?" During the normal conversation between Zhaofeng and Master Zhang Yao, Zhang Ziqiao had completely recovered from the state of panic at this time, and his brain had returned to normal operation.His eyeballs really rolled around at this moment, and he said, "Master Yao, I have figured out a way."

"What can I do? Say it quickly." "Throw dynamite in, blow up the hole with dynamite, and everything will be fine?" Zhang Yaoye slapped his thigh and said: "This is really a solution." But he immediately said: "Blow up a hammer! Where can I get explosives? If you don't open mountains, you won't set off cannons." Zhaofeng on the tree stump said: "Without explosives, gunpowder will do." Master Zhang Yao patted his thigh again and said, "That's right! I suddenly remembered. There are still a few electric firecrackers hanging on the beams in the side hall of the ancestral hall. I don't know if those things will work?"

Zhaofeng immediately said: "Master Yao, look, I said that the more people there are, the more ideas will come. Hurry up and get firecrackers, that's the only thing that works right now." Hearing Zhaofeng's words, Zhang Yaoye's confidence immediately rose, and he said, "Does it really work?" Zhaofeng said: "That's really the only thing that works at the moment. Hurry up." Master Zhang Yao immediately took people back to the ancestral hall to fetch firecrackers.