Chapter 16 Chapter 16 Crazy

night.Garden Road.Osaka BBQ. The director booked a private room here, and he wanted to get drunk with Zhang Da.After drinking for three rounds, the eyes of both of them were blurred and they chatted continuously. Zhang Da's words were barbed: "Big brother, you are my big brother. If anyone offends you, you can tell me. No one of us will make things wrong. There are people in the underworld who take 2,000 yuan and ask for an arm or a leg." , Whichever one you point to, we will unload it. Add another two thousand, and we will kill him." Listening to Zhang Da's words, the director broke out in a cold sweat, and thought to himself: "It's my fault that I didn't report him stealing the stele and looking for the lady. If I really offend this grandpa, I don't think I can live safely. Who am I offending?" , why arrange such a storekeeper for me?"

"Waiter, pay the bill." The director didn't want to drink any more. "Director, how about I take you to a good place? Let me treat you and make you feel good too?" Zhang Da looked ambiguous. "Where?" The director asked knowingly. "You don't care, just follow me. You are not allowed to go home today, and I will help you find a little coquettish fox, so that you can't walk tomorrow." "No, you can eat enough for one person and the whole family is not hungry. I can't do it. If you don't go home, your sister-in-law will have to eat me?" The director kept his mind and told him intuitively that if Zhang Da dragged him into the water, It will be difficult to go back.

"Don't worry about it, you listen to my brother. It's fine if my brother arranges for you." Zhang Da couldn't help but put the director directly into the taxi. Seeing Ye Paris from a distance, Zhang Da took the director and walked upstairs.The waiters were full of stars and brought a group of people into the teahouse.On the stage, a few coquettish women are playing some tropical style, and the audience is full of gentlemen, their eyes are about to see fire. The director is also an old man, so naturally his eyes are fixed on those dancing girls.Director Zhang Dachong smiled: "Which one of these do you like? I'll bring her over to accompany you tonight."

The director swallowed: "I can't, these few are specially here to perform, they are dancers." Zhang Dale said, "If you can't act as an actor, no one dares to come if I shout, just wait a moment." I don't know what he whispered to the waiter, and sure enough, two dancing girls in tropical swimsuits sat next to the director, one on the left and one on the right.It seems that Zhang Da really has face here. In the distance, a sexy girl winked at Zhang Da and waved her hand, hiding behind the wall.Zhang Da patted his thigh: "My love affair is here." Although the director drank a lot, he still didn't completely lose his mind.It is not illegal to find two girls in swimsuits to drink and chat together.If Zhang Da has any new ideas, he just needs to be careful.Thinking of this, he began to feel a little flustered, hugged left and right, and started teasing the two girls.

Zhang Da has been out for a while.At first the director thought he went to the bathroom, but there was no one after waiting.The director was a little panicked, could it be that this kid got oil on his feet - slipped away?It would be miserable if that happened, the table fee, the drink plus the tip of the two girls, no matter what, I would have to spend five or six big tickets.The director is usually very stingy, so he hurriedly shook off the two little vixens and went to the bathroom to find out what happened. As soon as he opened the bathroom door, a person met his face.It was a face that would make a ghost turn and run, with two huge eyes, a big nose, and a mouthful of snow-white fangs on the black face.The director was startled, and the person on the opposite side also yelled "ah", pushed the director away like crazy and ran out.It wasn't until he ran away that the director realized that that person was Zhang Da.

After being so excited just now, the director also woke up a lot.It seems that Zhang Da saw something particularly scary in the bathroom.This guy is usually not afraid of living people, but ghosts and gods. What scares him so much?The director took courage and pushed open the bathroom door again. The bathroom decoration in Night Paris is quite elegant, with black silver-plated wall tiles from the bottom to the top, and a few beams of light from the wall lamps make the bathroom look dark and weird.On the left is a large sink and a large mirror, and on the right are urinals and four small doors.Except for not knowing the situation in the small gate, other places are clear at a glance.It was very quiet here, except for the sound of water dripping from a loosely closed faucet.

The director walked in door by door, and peeped in through the open door.The first one was empty, the second empty, and the third empty.Before I got to the fourth door, I heard a noise inside.The director didn't dare to go any further.Obviously, the ghost that scared Zhang Da away is in this room. The director bent down, turned his face sideways, and looked inside through the two-centimeter crack under the door.Unlike the squatting seats in the first and second rooms, the latter two rooms are filled with white porcelain flush toilets.From the crack at the bottom of the door, the porcelain seat at the bottom of the toilet can be clearly seen, but the sides of the porcelain seat are empty, and there are no human feet at all.

Maybe I heard wrong?The director shook his head, trying to make himself more sober.No, there was another slight hiss from inside.There must be something. By this time, the director also went all out.He took two steps forward, stretched out his fingers and knocked on the small door, asking, "Is anyone there?" There was no answer, and the voices within were no longer audible. "Is anyone there? If you don't come out, I'll hit the door." Still no sound. To embolden himself, the director knocked on the door loudly. Finally, a voice came out from inside, a little yin and yang strange, revealing a coolness. "Wait a minute, I'll open the door right now, it's nothing to do with me."

The director was already very nervous, but hearing this strange response intensified his panic. "Come out! What are you doing here, playing tricks here." The director yelled loudly. The door creaked open, and a boy of seventeen or eighteen jumped off the toilet.It turned out that he was squatting on the toilet, and the director finally understood why his feet could not be seen under the crack of the door just now.There was a lot of smoke in the small door. It seemed that the child was hiding here to smoke. The child looked at the director's serious face, and was scared out of his wits: "It really has nothing to do with me, I have nothing to do with this matter."

"What did you see? What's the matter? Tell me." The director roared, and when he saw it was a child, he immediately regained the arrogance of the big director. "Don't hit me. The tuner here is my uncle, and I'm just here to play." The child was about to cry, and it seemed that he was really scared. "I'm so old, I'm afraid of becoming like this. You are too worthless." With these words in his mouth, the director understood the general situation just now.It must be that the child heard the sound outside from the door, so he hid inside and refused to come out.

The child came out slowly, keeping a certain distance from the director.He was afraid that the director would beat him. "Tell me, what happened just now?" "I didn't see anything, but I heard strange noises." "Why is it strange? Tell me." Ten minutes ago, a sexy girl in the distance lured Zhang Da to the corner. Wow, she is a little beauty who is less than twenty years old.She was wearing tights and a short skirt, revealing her snow-white skin, and she was drooling. "Brother, what are you looking at." The little beauty's voice was also sweet. "Hehe, look at you. What are you looking for me for? Did you fall in love with your brother?" When Zhang Da spoke, his mouth was almost pressed against the girl's face, and there was a scent of flowers.This perfume smells familiar, but I can't remember where I smelled it. "Yeah, I just fell in love with brother." The beauty raised her eyes, and Zhang Da almost fainted. Zhang Da grabbed the beautiful woman's hand and dragged her directly into the men's bathroom.After closing one of the small doors and closing the toilet seat, Zhang Da pulled the beauty over and let her sit on him.He closed his eyes and inhaled deeply the faint fragrance of the girl. "I'm really lucky today, this little girl is really top-notch." Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his brain, and Zhang Da remembered where he had smelled this fragrance.This is a kind of jasmine fragrance, which Accountant Xu used before. Thinking of this, Zhang Da's heart skipped a beat. He opened his eyes and looked at the beautiful woman in his arms, whoever it was if it wasn't Accountant Xu. "Ah, help, don't come to me. I..." Zhang Da struggled to stand up, but Xu Accountant seemed to use a heavy weight, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't stand up.Accountant Xu looked at him and kept grinning.He still couldn't move.The lights in the bathroom also flickered.He didn't dare to touch the body, and he knocked around with his hands, knocking on the wooden wall next to him.He was going crazy, he couldn't take care of so much, so he pushed hard at Accountant Xu.Strange to say, accountant Xu disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.Zhang Da scrambled and ran out, but before he reached the door, another woman stood quietly in front of him. He had seen this woman before.The woman held a box with both hands, and that box was very familiar to him. It was the blue urn for more than 300 yuan sold by the funeral home.That night he drove to the cemetery, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw a woman sitting next to him, holding the box quietly in the same way.But last time I didn't see her face, this time I finally saw it clearly, a standard female ghost with no trace of yang on her face. "Why, don't you know each other? Eight years ago, you joined forces with a teacher with a human face and a cruel heart in the medical school to lure a female student home. Not only did you insult her, but you also made her impregnated with an evil seed. That's me—Xiong Xiong. Look at this box, it contains your flesh and blood." Zhang Da lost his mind, and retreated to the corner of the wall while trembling: "No, no, there are no ghosts in this world... No, no." He grabbed the trash can in the corner and threw it in the direction of Xiong Xiong, Xiong Xiong disappeared into the air . Zhang Da ran out madly, just in time for the director to open the door, what caught his eyes was not the director, but Lan Lan, accountant Xu, bald man, Scarface, and many unknown people... He howled and rushed Get out, completely leave the world of normal people. At the same time, in the cemetery office, the old Wangtou cleaned the office after drinking soju, and found a few lines written with oil pen on the inside of the door: "Zhan Zhan Qingtian can't be bullied, you can see it without thinking. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded." , only strive to come early and come late."The old man shook his head, "Who is scribbling here, luckily the director didn't see it." He took a rag and dipped it in water, wiped it several times, and finally the words disappeared. The director bid farewell to the child and ran outside.There was a lot of voices on Zhongxin Street, and there was no sign of Zhang Da.While hesitating, the little waiter from behind chased him out and said politely: "Brother, your bill and tip are still settled." The director smashed his teeth and swallowed it back, the expression on his face was indescribable. distorted and helpless. Zhang Da didn't come to work for two consecutive days.The director called his home several times, but no one answered.Finally got connected, it was his so-called little wife.She said that Zhang Da came back the day before yesterday in a frenzy, and kept chanting the names of Xiong Xiong, Accountant Xu and others, and she called an ambulance because she was afraid.After the hospital examination, he was transferred to the city psychiatric hospital, where he was diagnosed with schizophrenia. The doctor said that his condition is very unstable recently and he needs to stay in the hospital for observation for a period of time.After a while, family and friends can visit him. This news really surprised the colleagues in the cemetery.Although we also think that Zhang Da is not very good, we really haven't thought about the result, how will he live in his next life.Now that the little wife hasn't left him, it's because she is thinking about the little money he saved.Zhang Da's father passed away early, and he and his mother depended on each other for many years.Now the son is crazy, I don't know how the old man is doing. The director reported the situation to the institute.Director Sun meant to let Zhang Da take good care of his illness first, and the treatment will not change for the time being, and someone from the institute will go to visit his family members.A few days later, the director personally went to the cemetery to preside over a meeting, and the change of appointment and dismissal he announced surprised everyone.Zhang Da, the storekeeper of the cemetery, was unable to continue working in the cemetery due to illness, so the higher-ups appointed a college graduate to take over his job temporarily.Lao Wangtou's shift work is temporarily taken over by Mr. Guan.That is to say, Mr. Guan became a full-time watcher in the cemetery, and he only had one day off a month to go down the mountain and go home. Every appointment makes our hearts go up and down.Although Lao Wangtou and Zhang Da had various problems in the past, hearing these news suddenly made me feel extremely sad. The sky is getting colder, and my heart is full of autumn.Jingjing has been missing for several months, as long as she can come back, even if she is injured, disabled or disfigured, as long as we love each other, it doesn't matter.My love has just had a vigorous start, and it went so lightly again.This is undoubtedly a heartbreaking torture.The only consolation is that the two demons who insulted Jingjing back then have received their due retribution. I began to become silent, so silent that even I felt terrible, and I couldn't raise my spirits about anything.Brother Meng said that I must have the lovelorn syndrome, but why not himself.Sometimes after work, I saw him sitting alone in the cemetery, his eyes staring blankly.I know that he misses Jingjing too.He didn't know how much he regretted that incident. The new storekeeper, Xiao Wang, is a junior college student who just graduated from the School of Mining, majoring in finance.Although he is not very educated, and his age is similar to mine, but he is very domineering, and he is probably the son of some high-ranking official.Every day I go to work with a handheld game console and play the old-fashioned Tetris. Brother Meng once joked with me: "The favorites of the two storekeepers in our cemetery are related to Russia. Zhang Da is a Russian beauty. This is Tetris." The stone accountant usually doesn't like to talk, and no one can understand a few words.Since Accountant Xu disappeared, the cemetery has become a world of gentlemen.They even sometimes feel that it is convenient to go to the door of the warehouse where the tombstone is located if the toilet is far away. This year's tomb sales are significantly worse than last year's.Maybe it's because the first few rows of small white monuments with a starting price of two to three thousand yuan are almost booked, and it is difficult for ordinary people to bear the high-quality tombs in the back that cost five to six thousand or more than 10,000 yuan.The income of Meng Ge and I is also gradually declining.Brother Meng talked to me several times about his idea of ​​renting a shop house in the city and working on his own.What can I say?In short, life on the cemetery has become more monotonous.