Chapter 247 Chapter 15 The Crawling Granny

"It's really weird. Whose voice was it just now? Why didn't you show your face?" Wen Sazi scratched the back of his head, "Thanks to the voice just now, otherwise we would have all fallen into the hands of the Ruoji ghost. I also said to I asked crooked Taoist priests to help subdue Mr. Yimuwu, but I didn't expect that there would be more troublesome things. No wonder Confucius said that misfortunes never come singly, and they come in pairs." People who read very little here think that all characters and words were invented by Confucius alone. "Oh, I still have to thank the mosquito that nailed me. If it wasn't for nailing me, I'm afraid I wouldn't know it after being sucked by Mr. Ichimogogo." Wen Sazi slapped loudly, "But I still don't know." Shoot it to death."

I couldn't help laughing, but I didn't tell the truth about what my grandpa did. Hearing my laughter, Wen Sazi remembered that my grandpa and I were still standing next to each other: "Oh, I almost forgot that you are still here. Come on, come in and have some tea. What happened just now is exactly Thrilling, I am out of breath. Come, drink some tea and rest, suppress the shock." "There's no need to rest. It's getting late, and my nephew and I have to go back and hurry. But you can pour us some tea, I'm really thirsty." Grandpa waved Wen Sazi into the house Come on, tell him to pour tea for us quickly.

At this time, a person came over and hurriedly called to Grandpa as he walked: "Master Ma, if you want some tea, come to my house to drink it." Grandpa narrowed his eyes and looked at the person who looked at it, not knowing who that person was.Grandpa said: "I don't need to trouble you. How can there be so much attention to drinking tea? Just drink some at Wen Sazi's house. I have to go back. Next time, next time, next time I have the opportunity to drink tea at your house .” The man said, "That's not okay. You have to go to my house tonight. My little baby is urinating too much at night. You need to go and have a look. It's not normal." The man finally approached.It was a young woman with very large lumps on her chest.

When Wen Sazi saw it, he hurriedly said hello: "It turns out they are siblings. Your baby is disobedient again? Tell Master Ma to bring two ghosts to scare him, right?" "You, Wen Sazi, are lying with your eyes open. Can children see those scary things? Don't they scare the soul away? An uncle doesn't know how to hurt his nephew." The young woman said half-jokingly and half-seriously.It can be seen that she is a cheerful woman.But her accent is not like a native. Wen Sazi smiled and said: "You are a foreign daughter-in-law. After hearing a little about Master Ma, you think his alchemy can cure everything, right? He is good at catching ghosts when pinching, but he doesn't care about seeing a doctor and selling medicine. You My child urinates frequently at night, so he should go to the doctor, how can he find Master Ma?"

"Okay." I interjected.Grandpa nodded too. "That's okay too?" Wen Sazi looked at me suspiciously. "I want to worship the chicken as a brother." I said. The woman immediately said: "Yes, yes. When I was a girl at home, I also heard it from others, saying that children who urinate frequently at night should worship chickens as godfathers. But I didn't remember exactly what to do." Here When married women talk about their pre-married days, they generally prefer to say "when I was a girl at home" instead of "before I got married".

"Worship a chicken to be a brother?" Wen Sazi couldn't help but smile. The reason why I can answer it is because my grandfather once did the same "setting" for me.When I was a child, I used to "draw maps" on the bed at night, and my mother would change my sheets once a day.Sometimes one sheet is not dry and the other is wet.Mom had to change the side of the bed sheet and use it.Later, grandpa came up with an idea for my mother, that is, to worship the chicken as a brother. Grandpa rubbed his hands together and said, "Okay then. Go to your house for tea. By the way, set up your little doll. Let's go, you lead the way."

When the young woman saw that her grandfather had agreed, she was so happy that she almost jumped up on her toes and said a series of thank yous. Wen Sazi locked the door, turned the key around on his finger, and said, "I'll go see something new, too." Grandpa smiled heartily, and the laughter seemed melodious in this silent night. The young woman led us through several alleys, made a few small turns, and arrived at her house.As soon as she arrived at her door, there was a loud cry of a baby in the room.Then there was an old man's voice: "Oh. Oh. Be good, baby, be good, don't cry, don't cry. Oh, why did you wet the bed sheet again? After peeing like this a few times, there is no place to sleep."

The young woman explained: "The child's father doesn't want to do anything, and he is still listening to filial songs in the shed. He doesn't care about the child. It depends on me and his old mother to take care of the child." She raised her neck and shouted: "Mom, I brought Master Ma here, open the door." The sound of trembling footsteps sounded in the house, extending to the back of the door. With a bang, the door latch was pulled open.Then the door made a dull fumbling sound, and the head of an old lady was exposed through the crack of the door. When I saw the old lady, I was shocked.

The old lady was so short that I could barely see her standing in front of me if I didn't bow my head.Her back was so hunched that it almost bent into a circle.Her hands and feet are astonishingly small.It is simply a snail magnified many times. She lowered her hand so that her fingers were almost touching the top of her foot.This gave me the illusion that she was crawling on all fours.I can't imagine how she just opened the latch. When the grandfather saw the old lady, he quickly bent down to shake her hand, and said gently: "Li Mi, how are you?" Mi is another name for the old lady.I glanced at the old lady's hands, thin and dry, like chicken feet.

Grandpa rarely took the initiative to shake hands with people.It can be seen that grandpa has more respect when he meets people of the same generation or people who are older than himself.But in my opinion, this is more of a kind of sympathy.This era is completely different from theirs. They are like a group of people abandoned by the era. Wen Sazi's words intensified my thoughts.Wen Sazi greeted the old lady with a cruel joke: "Mr. Li, why are you getting taller and shorter?" He bent down to shake hands with the old lady like his grandfather. The old lady smiled quickly and said, "Okay, okay." She was not angry at Wen Sazi's malicious joke.